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every single day i think about how he doesn't take pregame naps bc he pisses too much
#sry i know y'all kept asking since i said that. finally got around to relistening both episodes#cracked the mystery on why he had a home points streak only 23-24. girl. girrrrlll unhand the water bottle n shut those pretty blue eyes#high button sports#nathan mackinnon#colorado avalanche#avs lb
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y’know i was talking about genderfluidity and trying to find a way to make my body as satisfying as possible for me with my mom and i mentioned not wanting top surgery but instead wanting to get tattoos of the scars and she worried about it coming off as offensive to other trans folks or people who’ve had mastectomies. SO i figured i’d ask the people of these communities myself!
*a realistic tattoo would be designed to look as accurate to actual scars as possible, whereas a stylized tattoo would be more cartoony- think the “eyelash/starburst” scars you see in a lot of transmasc art
reblogging for sample size would help me out a ton with gauging community opinions and such but obvi there’s no pressure :] just looking to know how ppl feel! thanks in advance folks
#marzi speaks#polls#trans#transmasc#top surgery#are there tags for people who’ve had mastectomies? i guess i’ll just tag#mastectomy#my mom’s worried people may see trying to emulate the scars as offensive bc a lot of the time ppl are ashamed of having scars from things#but for me it would be both a super gender affirming thing and a symbolic act of trans self love#and i feel like other trans folks (esp my fellow genderfluid folks) would understand that even if they feel different about top scars#they’ve always been gorgeous to me. i’ve always loved how they look#so i thought hey. why not just ask! people on this website are trans. they love polls and pushing buttons#and they REALLY love sharing their opinions#so tell me how u feel :) i wanna know
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Markus and Connor are stressed five feet away for the record.
#detroit become human#north wr400#simon pl600#i think my take on them is just would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter? take both#oh you wanted neither? too bad they're still yours enjoy#also really tho why does connor just deviate and then go back to his cyberlife outfit#its why i like giving him fun button up shirts under his jacket#bc he deserves it after deviating like good job you have free thoughts and emotions enjoy some color
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A certain first encounter
#genshin impact#demon slayer#crossover#kaedehara kazuha#shinazugawa sanemi#first chapter is in progress for the fic lmao I just felt like doing a little drawing of their first meeting#why is sanemi so hard to draw actually#I love the idea of kazuha seeing the demon slayer uniform and just noping the hell out of there#not shown because I didn’t plan this comic out great: sanemi has just seen kazuha killing demons with a broken nichirin sword and#nichirin swords are generally only within the corps— but Kazuha’s not a demon slayer clearly#which means to sanemi that he must have stolen the blade somehow or picked it up from a corpse somewhere#which sanemi will absolutely get angry about#anyways their second meeting both of them are definitely more eloquent but also no friendlier with each other#really pushing it in the fic with how sarcastic and passive aggressive I think kazuha can be#never seen him interact with Raiden directly sadly so very little reference to go off of on kazuha interacting with people he doesn’t like#I’m determined to believe that kazuha would be extremely petty but in a classy way if someone pushed his buttons enough
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It is vital to my perception of their characters that Link is *selectively mute* *un-breaking stare because eye contact is 'important'* *doesn't even realize there was a social cue for him to miss* autistic, while Ravio is *nervous babbling about special interest* *bunny hat over eyes so he doesn't have to make eye contact* *pretends he didn't miss all the social cues and definitely broke that social norm on purpose* autistic, and Zelda is *rambling incessantly about hyperfixation of the week* "I wonder what's this red button do!?" *stares at painting & dissociates into daydream for hours unmoving* ADHD, while Hilda is *no articulatable thoughts just always internally screaming* "...maybe I shouldn't have pressed the red button..." *vibrating out of her skin with anxiety at being expected to stay still for even a second* ADHD.
#legend of zelda#a link between worlds#link#ravio#zelda#hilda#autistic headcanon#adhd headcanon#i might be projecting a little hard with both girls but I'm right#not all the nd things for them just the ones that majorly differentiate between the counterparts#like both princesses are gonna press the red button#but Zelda thinks about it and announces it first (giving Link time to save her)#while Hilda just presses the red button without thinking and stares at the explosion absolutely regretting her choice (and Ravio facepalms)#loz#loz albw#albw#neurodivergent headcanon#this is also why im 100% convinced that hilda has courage and ravio has wisdom rather than the other way around like in hyrule
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I’m sorry but I’ve been raving about this for a while (I know, poor baby, but damn…) and I need you to join me 🙈
I have seen the anime version but had no idea it was in the manga too 🤭
Sadly, I don’t know what the source is - I tried finding it but no luck.
I mean obviously it’s colored manga, but fan-made or original - no idea. I have a bunch of well-wishers who like to dump things like that on me occasionally and don’t admit where they got it from 🤭
#Kakashi#stitching himself on the go#poor baby#still hot af#the fact that seeing a fraction of his bare body gets me so hyped 🙈#the V line!!#why in both pictures the belly button is hidden??#such a tease
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Just came back to my body after spending an unknown amount of hours trying to figure out what the fuck digital art is. Anyway here's bae.
#digital art somehow both feels like cheating and also feels very rewarding#tenzin#my art#i had to watch TWO youtube videos#there are buttons idek what they do#the little clicky button on the pen seems to have a mind of its own#i had to stop because the cats decided i had enough screen time#WHY DOES HE LOOK SO JACKED HERE AAAAHHH
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Jazz's little. Her parents are super cool. They're ghost hunters! It sounds like something from a movie about future and scientists and supernatural beings and cool-looking tech. They have cool-looking tech at home. It's even cooler than tech in the movies.
Jazz also has a little brother. He's stupid but he's hers, and she will protect him from anything. Her brother is very small, he needs someone to protect him and teach him about the world.
She knows about the world. She understands their parents much better than him, and she can tell her brother when they shouldn't be distracted. She knows when they're upset and irritable, and she knows when they're too excited and being near them is dangerous because of all the inventions.
Jazz does a very good job keeping her little brother safe.
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Jazz goes to school. Her teachers say that she's very smart, the best student in class, and very mature. Her parents are proud of her - when she manages to distract them from ghosts. Her brother is still kinda stupid and doesn't know how to properly fight food, but she's always there to protect him, because that's what older sisters do.
Her classmates seem to think that she's weird though. Some of them say mean things and call her a teacher's pet and a show-off. Jazz isn't sure why they think so because she's always trying to be friendly but maybe she's doing something wrong. She goes to the school library and finds a book about people and their communication.
It's a very interesting book.
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Jazz is almost a teen. She's gotten better at communicating with people. The school library ran out of psychology books, and Jazz now has to go to the city library but that's fine. Human brain fascinates her.
She's been feeling like something is wrong about her though. She even thought that she was going crazy for a little bit. That probably wasn't true because she didn't match any symptoms but she was still worried.
Someone told her that being so good at lying and faking face expressions is not okay. That's probably not true, Jazz is pretty sure almost everyone can do that. Or maybe she's just being a prodigy again. It's a very good thing to be able to do after all. She can hide her emotions from her family when she's feeling sad. She wouldn't want to worry them, would she?
She'll have to research it.
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Jazz is a teen. She now knows that her parents aren't actually that good. It's something that was really hard to accept but it did explain everything. Her parents are kinda bad at being parents, and they also don't really listen when she tries to explain it to them.
It's okay. She's almost an adult and Danny has her. She can take care of herself and her brother.
She learns everything she can about being a parent and a therapist and tries to use her knowledge. It's hard, but she's a Fenton, which means that she's very smart and determined. She pushes through, and trains on her classmates and herself.
In the evening she writes about her feelings in a journal. It's very important to be aware of her feelings because that's the first step to dealing with them.
She's experiencing sadness. And anger, actually, even though she doesn't like to admit that.
She writes "this family is a fucking mess" in her journal and then covers the paper with ink until the sentence is absolutely unreadable.
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Jazz is sixteen, and her stupid parents opened the stupid portal, which means that they're even worse than usual. It's pretty much okay when they're just stuck in their stupid lab, making some stupid weapons. It's not that okay when they're out of the stupid lab, because they get their stupid inventions all over the stupid house, and stupid food comes to life, and she has to protect Danny from both their stupid weapons and stupid hotdogs, and oh god everything is so stupid.
She's experiencing anger.
She's also acting perfectly calm and almost cheerfully.
Jazz hates how perfect her fake smile is in the mirror.
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Jazz is seventeen. She wants to put her headphones on and listen to some loud music. Jazz can't do that, because she gets anxious if she can't hear what's happening around her. She needs to be fully aware of her surroundings because she needs to be able to protect herself and her brother if weapons against ghosts become weapons against children again.
She thinks that it's not okay.
The house smells of ectoplasm, so she'll be extra careful when opening the fridge.
She thinks that she shouldn't know how ectoplasm smells.
Jazz should probably also warn Danny: her little brother's gotten better at fighting food but doesn't notice the smell of ectoplasm. Funny, considering his ghost sense.
Funny, considering that her brother is a half-ghost.
That her brother died.
That she failed at protecting him after all.
Jazz stops breathing to prevent herself from crying, and doesn't need oxygen for a few minutes too long.
Maybe she failed at protecting herself too.
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Jazz is turning eighteen next month. Her parents are all of a sudden more attentive and caring, as if that can change their almost-absence during her whole life. She doesn't like their attention because she doesn't know how to deal with it. She doesn't even really think of them as parents anymore.
She thinks of them as a threat.
Once she's eighteen, she's gonna try to move out, and she's going to take Danny with her because it's not safe to leave him here. Maybe after she gets a good job and saves some money, she'll even get into therapy.
Jazz thinks that she needs therapy.
She's been having Bad Thoughts lately, and she doesn't write them down in her journal. Jazz stopped writing anything in there ever since she found out that Danny is a ghost. She just couldn't risk anyone finding that journal.
Jazz isn't sure if she should call those Bad Thoughts intrusive. They scare her, and they're Bad, but it could be just her normal thought process.
It's still definitely not normal.
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Jazz is eighteen. Her parents are very excited, whispering to each other about how they found a perfect present for her, some surprise that she's gonna love.
She doesn't care.
Her little brother is late from school, and it's weird, because he was also super excited about giving her his present.
She's worried.
Her parents brush off her concern, say that Danny probably just got distracted talking with his friends. They don't listen when she says that Danny wouldn't get distracted like that on her birthday because he's not them, he actually cares about her, he doesn't forget her birthdays, and something has to be wrong for him to be that late.
They don't listen to her at all.
She's angry.
Her parents are excited and talk loudly about how they wanted to find a perfect gift for their favourite daughter, and how they managed to do it because they love her so much. She hates when they're excited. It only leads to problems.
They bring her to the lab because of course they do, why would they make a gift that is normal and isn't kept in the lab, right? They usher her in, so obviously proud of themselves.
She hates them.
And she hates them much, much more the next second, because the gift is her little brother in his ghost form, strapped to a table, unconscious and injured, and the smell of ectoplasm is strong in the lab because of his green blood dripping on the floor.
There's a cold part of her that analyses her feelings and tells her what emotions she's experiencing, and that part is very aware of thick black smoke of wrath twirling and twisting under her skin. It's suffocating, and she stops breathing as it invisibly fills her lungs, scared of letting it out.
There's a perfectly fake part of her that keeps the smile on her face as her parents gush about how hard it was to catch the ecto-scum, and what they can do to it - together with Jazz because they wanted to share this with their amazing daughter.
Jazz is black smoke of rage under perfect glass of calmness when she grabs Fenton anti-creep stick. The smile she learned to fake under any circumstances doesn't falter when Jazz brings the baseball bat down on her father's head. It grows a little bit wider when she hits her mother, because Jazz learned to smile brighter when she's hurt or sad or scared or angry - experiencing any "bad" emotion actually.
Jazz is angry when she grabs her weapon.
Jazz is furious when she kills her parents.
Jazz is worried when she checks her brother's wounds.
Jazz feels nothing when she rigs the portal to blow, walks out of the house and presses the button.
She is her parents' genius daughter after all, and she did listen when they were telling her about their inventions. Maybe it would have taken longer to do, but she had Bad Thoughts, and they probably weren't just intrusive after all, because she did what they told her and made it very easy to make a bomb out of a portal. Just in case. Her parents were a threat, and Jazz was smart enough to prepare to dealing with threats, and she was smart enough to make it look like the threats dealt with themselves.
She really hoped she wouldn't have to use that button though.
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Jazz is nineteen. Her sort-of-friends at uni offer to go to a restaurant, and she tells them that she doesn't celebrate her birthdays. There's a noise of all of them saying that maybe she should try, noise that she really should have expected, because humans are always so excited about any holidays, it's hard for them to understand that someone might not like them. It's not hard to stop that noise though. They shut up very quickly when Jazz says that she had "a very traumatic event" on her birthday.
Good. She doesn't like loud people.
Jazz goes home to her little brother. He's sad because his parents died in an awful explosion a year ago. He's still trying to smile because it's also her birthday, and Jazz is very happy that he's bad at faking a smile.
It means that he won't end up like her.
Jazz hugs her little brother, and he gives her a little present that she adores, and then they sit in silence and eat some takeout. It's very nice.
She never tells Danny that their parents died before the explosion, and that the explosion wasn't an accident, and that their ghosts did form after that because of all the ecto-contamination they had, but she made sure this wouldn't become a problem. She never tells him what she's done, because that would hurt her little brother, and she would never let anything hurt him.
Jazz will protect her little brother from anything.
#I was feeling kinda upset yesterday#and decided to make it everyone's problem#this just clawed its way out and why not put it on tumblr#it's not like many people will see it#I love when a mix of “bad parents” AU with “protective Jazz” AU turns into “Jazz kills her parents” AU#I've seen a few stories with this twist and apparently it wasn't enough for my brain#Jazz deserves to go a little crazy#also yes Jazz is liminal here because of the ecto-contamination#and she found where the ghosts of Fentons were starting to form and destroyed them#killed them twice#double double kill#protective murderous Jazz my love#make her brother upset and she will make sure you're gone *forever*#if it's not clear: the “Bad Thoughts” was her thinking “maybe I should kill my parents before they kill my brother”#and then she went and did something with the portal so that it would be one added detail and a press of a button away from exploding#in case she needs to run away from home with Danny and kill their parents#she didn't know if she would be able to kill them with her hands and not from away because it's hard both physically and psychologically#but she couldn't risk them doing something to Danny#and it was easier than she thought it would be#I've been thinking a lot about how Jazz could get interested in psychology because of her own problems#and how she definitely hides her emotions#if you see any mistakes please tell me because this is also kinda my way of learning English better#danny phantom#tw: murder#tw: death#tw: neglect#this is my first time doing this so please tell me what warnings I forgot and I will add them
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2010 Australian Grand Prix - Jenson Button(ft. Robert Kubica & Felipe Massa)
#this was genuinely a race of attrition in the back. 10/24 cars dnfed and i think all but 2 were technical problems#this was a really exciting race tbh i really had no clue what the podium would be#its weird cause i knew seb mark and nando didnt win it but i was so confused how they were gonna lose it? and then it was like OH JENSE OFC#jense was incredible in this race ah what a comeback#everyone thought he made a huge mistake switching to slicks so early on and then it turned out he was the strat goat#and it makes it better cause it wasnt even a call from the team! it was literally his call!!#as we all know hes a god in the wet and it was so admirable and brave of him to make such a bold call for himself and have it work out#the way he has such dominance and performance in wet races(ex canada 2011) is forever so impressive and cool to me#also!!! this race really proves to me why rly i like 2010. really close racing BUT ALSO:#its so sick that both nando and jense won their first/second race with their new team against their teammates who have been there longer#like to have both of them win with the same prestige is so satisying and emotional for me#and god i got flashbacks to aus 2009 seeing him standing on the car. its cool he won melbourne back to back#but also. this post race honestly sucked. bad tv direction bad lighting(not in their control tbf) i felt like they showed nothing well ah :#tho my fav gif is where felipe is standing on his tippy toes and jense bends down sjakjf#jenson button#robert kubica#felipe massa#f1#formula 1#2010 australian gp#we do a little bit of f1
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me, at 2 AM (clueless): yea ill do one(1) world in KH1 before bed, should only take like an hour
the world: how do u like water controls c:
me, after having spent a solid hour on giant ursula at 5 AM: suck my ass, game
#cyspeaks#atlantica continues to be the worst world in kh1 and no i will not change my stance on it#idk why they decided that both of the buttons u use for swimming up/down also trigger mermaid kick btw#makes no goddamn sense
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Slut
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Guess who came in the mail
#I have the school uniform keychains theyre just on my other bag and i didnt feel like taking them out#Im just missing both reijis and natsuki#I get why people buy 24 of the same button for their oshi now#I hope tokyo aliens gets a second keychain wave cuz i feel weird having yuen and not meimei#But itz cuz she doesnt exist 🥲#Its Misogyny#Not about naoe but anime marketing in general#Tokyo aliens#Theres not enough room on my shelf tenkubashi is enroaching on where my i hear the sunspot shikshi is#I guess i could move them up a shelf lol
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not tagging this because i have manners, but while there were absolutely a few people jumping on the wyllstarion train after patch 6 for the sake of "moral highground" like shipping is activism, pretending theres this shipping war going on thats so bloody you need to put that take in the tags is weak shit and you would not have survived any prior era of fandom culture. are the legions of aggressive wyll stans hellbent on ruining your fun in the room with us right now? the wyllstarion tag updates, like, 5x a day. you can literally just block all of us
#maybe im just on the chill side of the fandom (i love the block button) but ive literally never seen a wylls//tarion fan drink#haterade outside of the privacy of their own goddamn home#i bet it happens sometimes and i just dont see it but i can only CONFIRM it happens from the other direction#i am of course referring to a ship that starts with b and ends with eave#'why cant we just be peaceful with each other?' we.... are? outside of a handful of people on likely both sides?#obviously im drinking haterade rn (bitching about people bitching about 'ship wars') but its my post so its still my lane#sorry you saw a dumb tiktok but thats a different app and not my issue and also tiktok.#so.
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made a revelation why is it on the responsibility of the interacter to figure out the boundaries of the interactee before using the site as intended why is it so societally abnormal to consider that its way easier if we all just use the buttons provided on the website and if someone doesn't like you specifically you use the other button provided on the website to block them why is blocking people considered such an awful thing, do you know how many people i block? its freeing. i've blocked people for literally having a different headcanon from me. i'll block people because i don't like their profile. i don't owe anyone my existence and it's not like tumblr sends you an email every time someone blocks you. that'd be counterproductive as hell. i think what i'm trying to say here is we should stop putting so much emphasis in going to someones page and searching through their stuff just to find one comment they make stating [blank] dni and start. i dunno. blocking people we don't like
#pro endo#endo safe#that being said#if they put the dni in the tags i usually respect it#but motherfucker#do you think i have the time to go to every poster ever's profile#search through their pinned and recent posts#just to figure out if IM supposed to be blocking THEM#the block button goes both ways brother sister nonbinary rock kisser and or secret fourth option#i wonder how many people have me blocked#the concept enthralls me#i hope it is many#i hope they are for exceedingly petty reasons#i find that shit hilarious#thank you for removing yourself from my sight and removing yourself from mine in tandem#big sorry not sorry to anyone i may have blocked#i probably dont remember why i blocked you#lol
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people need to stfu whenever I post simarkus edits
"I don't like Simon x Markus"
"I'm not a fan of this ship but I love the edit/art!"
"I like (ship name) better"
Then scroll nobody is holding you hostage and is forcing you to watch Simon and Markus kiss in 4k
#No cause its actually really annoying at this point#If you dont like something then scroll you dont need to announce it to the world#or just block me really#it saves both of us time#i never understood why its so hard for people to just scroll#Oh wow a healthy gay ship that does no harm! I HAVE to comment about how I dislike this because unfortunately Idk what the block button is!#dbh#detroit become human#simarkus#dbh simarkus
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Lighting tests with the boys
#mild nudity#tsp#the stanley parable#Stanley’s being red and dramatic#because why not#narrator being in water has a bit more of an explanation#I’ve been rambling ab this to my friend a bunch but water is such a fun metaphor for The Narrator#I think a lot of times he could be compared to water#specifically I mentioned him being loud and overwhelming and crashing like a storming ocean#or his silence being cold and harsh like ice#and then later I realized that moments without The Narrator are most prominent in the desert#there’s no narrator in the end of the skip button ending or in the epilogues which both take place in this windy dry desert#because water can’t survive in the desert at least not for long#anyway anyway#I love the narrator did you guys know that? I love him so much#i have this like#5 paragraph long ramble in my notes app about human narrators relationship with water#I don’t think he’d like loud rushing water#(some sinks) (showers) (waterfalls) (etc)#I think it would overwhelm him a lot especially because he’s so new to being human#that’s why he’d prefer baths#ALSO SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANKS#he’d loveeeee sensory deprivation tanks bc not feeling this body reminds him of his form in the parable (no body only sound)#oh fuck I’m rambling again#ok ok bye fr this time#he’s also water bc I’d slurp him up🙏#.png
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