#why is stancest this popular of a ship?

[yalcy-ticster]

We ALL need to have a serious talk about what I just discovered....

I'm bored so as one does when their bored, I go to A03 to look at weird tags however this time I decided to add a tag to my search results and...

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY MOST OF THE FUCKING RESULTS HAD THE TAGS STAN PINES/FORD PINES AND MPREG ?!?!?!?!?!

Literly every fic that wasn't Billford mpreg was Stancest mpreg...

[strawberryshortcake1495]

Alright I wasted an hour and 25 minutes of my life drawing this please don’t let this flop

The Music Freaks x Gravity Falls AU because why not

Premise: This AU revolves around Pacifica Northwest, a popular high school student who hides her passion for the unknown out of fear of her judgmental friends. That is until one day, a cool 15-year old lumberjack girl named Wendy convinces her to join the anomaly club to compete in a talent show. This AU follows Pacifica and the anomaly club as new friendships, romances and drama evolves leading up to the talent show.

Pacifica is Jake, Dipper is Hailey, Stan is Zander, Ford is Luke, Mabel is Milly, and Shermie is Sean.

THERE WILL BE NO STANCEST IN THIS AU!!! THE LANDER PLOTLINE IN EPISODES 4-5 IS REPLACED WITH THE STAN BROS HAVING ISSUES OVER THEIR FRIENDSHIP AND THINKING ABOUT THEIR FUTURE.

Everyone’s 13 here except for Mabel who’s 12 and Shermie who’s 14.

Also there will be no ships in this AU except for Dipcifica and that’s that.

Okay bye :3

[cravingpepsimax]

and honestly i dont even think trianglecest should be capable of getting the same outrage like stancest does bc extradimensional triangle demons are so clearly not bound by human social norms or biology. on top of them being not real. the safest incest ship of all time for the general public methinks. its like shipping bouba and kiki

YESSSSSS

the fact that bill/steve can and have been interpreted as non-incestuous certainly helps. very much a stepping stone

i like to imagine that incest wasn’t really an issue like. at all for euclideans (i find it really funny when aliens are super casual about incest, much to human horror. thanks hs). so yeah. at the very least i doubt bill would have hangups because he’s. bill? i can excuse torturing a man physically and psychologically for decades and also child murder but i draw the line at consensual incest

i wouldn’t be surprised if it still had its fair share of haters (why would you interpret them as twins and then ship them!!! smh!!!!! just get rid of the twin stuff even tho that ends up w a different dynamic and different lore implications entirely) but i doubt it’ll be anywhere near the level of stancest even if it somehow gets just as popular