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#BABY ADONIS BABY ADONIS BABY ADONIS šššššššš#enstars#ensemble stars#adonis otogari#undead enstars#why is my tl not blowing up why is nobody going insane about this this is monumental
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Iām going insane
@svwhssftr late night kohlsposting meets queer girlie music taste tag
oh God. oh god KILL ME
bagsā¦ iām not like the biggest Clairo fan ever but i really liked her in middle school and now that bags is blowing up Iām reminded of just how baller her music is. sheās just so airy and cutesy and nostalgic and it makes me want to gut myself. i actually have insane cuteness aggression. i see something cute and i resort to extreme forms of violence. canāt have anything good around here without getting it a lil bloody
(the first time i heard this song was in a rory x paris edit and theyāre my one and only comfort ship. theyāre so. grrrrr I love them dearly like it physically hurts me that both are āāāstraightāāā BITCH THEY KISSED anyway this is not about the most goated gilmore girls ship. those academic rivals are LESBIANS!!! the writers are SO WRONG)
but i keep seeing posts like āmen who listen to Clairo are the most manipulative people of all timeā and itās funny in theory. but. ideas. IDEAS. GRAHHHH
so. this leads me to noeul. Naturally. Manipulative man ever. But noeul does indeed have a soul buried deep down inside him. He is naturally inclined to do things that bring him genuine joy. He is a hopeless romantic bitch HE IS IāM SO SORRY. NATURALLY. HE IS. HE WAS NOT BORN INTO A POSITION WHERE HE COULD FEASIBLY BE ONE. BUT HE IS REGARDLESS. AND HE DOESNāT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS
like he obviously has a strong romantic attraction to Charlie. he stays in dirty motels to see her and blindly trusts her multiple times.Ā he proposes to her.Ā thatās a massive fucking deal coming from him. Living in Eden Grove gave him a sliver of life as a normal human being, and he fell head over heels as soon as he had the opportunity. Charlie made him feel safe. But like. In the way that you feel itās wrong. Itās very queer even though heās a man. And she is a woman. They are the gayest straight couple ever. Itās a hard phenomenon to describe but itās so strong and itās so conflicting but itās so warm and hopeful and. ughhh. tl;dr Noeul has emotions he knows he should have but knows he canāt haveĀ
but he suppresses these HARD once he returns to Dalseum. he has to be cutthroat again and maintain the image he had with the Council. this only worsens once his father dies. this is why he cheats on Charlie with Sonnet because he feels like he should be with Sonnet. Sonnet is a prominent community member who will blindly agree with him. Charlie is this nobody who opposes his authority. So he freaks out and just throws her in prison so he doesnāt have to think about what could have been. Sonnet is who he realistically should end up with. He cannot afford to do what makes him happy and, in turn, a better fucking human.Ā
Oh yeah. He absolutely has a breakdown once he learns about the existence of Crow. Also why he actually realizes that there is room for kindness inside of him. Crowās existence as their child. But thatās neither here nor there rn i just love torturing this man.Ā
But. Hereās where we torture him more. Kai. Kai fits this into a way that makes me want to bash my head into a wall even more.Ā
Noeul sleeps around in a feigned attempt to crush his romantic tendencies. Heās not supposed to be sappy. Heās supposed to be cold and all exchanges with others must be neutral, if not beneficial to only him. Which is how he meets Kai. This was established previously. At one of Galeās shows.Ā
And. Throwing this out there. Just to toxic-ify this yaoi even further. Noeul actually really fucking likes him. Like he gets flustered occasionally around him. Kai is a dumbass (affectionate) and doesnāt pick up on this but Sara absolutely does and picks at Noeul for this. But Noeul definitely picks up on Kai not actually caring for him so Noeul acts like he doesnāt care either. But ohh hohohoho he does!! This little whore DOES care so much!! He WANTS romantic dates out on the town and he wouldnāt trade the mornings they wake up next to each other for ANYTHING!! HE LOVES HIS STUPID BITS AND THE WAY HE SMILES AND THE WAY HE PERFECTLY FITS INSIDE HIS ARMS!!!! HE LOVES THAT DAMN SHARK BOY!! But Kaiās just oblivious. Heās just like āeh he sleeps around with Everyone. he just wants to have some fun and Iām cool with that. heās just like thatā BUT HEāS ACTUALLY NOT LIKE THAT. THATāS WHAT HE WANTS EVERYONE TO THINK. THATāS WHAT HE WANTS EVERYONEĀ BUT KAIĀ TO THINK!!
thatās it. thatās all.Ā
just. picturing Sara walking in on Noeul violently sobbing face planted onto his bed with Bags by Clairo playing on repeat in the backgroundĀ
āā¦are you okay?ā
āWHY DO I FEEL LIKE THISā
āhungover?ā
āworse.ā
ākai?ā
āNOā
āyouāre in love, sang. Iāve never seen you act like that before. stay in denial all you wantā
āfuck off saraā
āIām just saying. Itās better if you figure it out yourself. Iām just pushing you in the right directionā
āthere is no right direction here.ā
āis that fucking pheobe bridgers?ā
āNO!ā
āoh-ā
āitās Clairoā
āoh my bad?ā
#sillyposting#kohlsposting?#oc rambling#sometimes noeul is a relatable little fucker and he makes me want to punch him and hug him simultaneously#retcon is my middle name
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what's the book/romance op
i'm so glad you asked
so i've been obsessed with these books since the first one came out
it's the Simon Snow trilogy by Rainbow Rowell (Carry On, Wayward Son and Any Way The Wind Blows)
it's about a British boy who was told at eleven years old that he was the Chosen One, destined to save the World of Mages, and he was sent to a magic school where he was magically assigned a roommate (oh my god, they were roommates) who came from an old family and was destined to be his nemesis (and is also a vampire). Simon also has an extremely capable best friend and a lesbian goat aunt (quoting the wiki here) and is dating the most beautiful girl in school and they're supposed to be, like, endgame, and have a bunch of perfect children together
yes, this totally sounds like a book series i will not name on this blog, except that this is all the backstory and setup, and the books themselves totally deconstruct all those tropes. it deals a lot with them all trying to find their own paths. like, why should they be enemies just because a bunch of adults and their politics tell them to? and there's a lot of Simon confronting what happens to you when you've been fighting all your childhood and were never able to catch a breath and then suddenly you can breathe freely and it feels like there's too much air-
these books also depict depression in the most accurate way i've ever seen. and the beautiful, perfect girlfriend Simon had just decides "fuck that, i don't wanna be part of this magical destiny and always get kidnapped so my boyfriend can save me" and she starts making her own way
also the magic system? you cast with words that are given power by how many people use them on a daily basis. so, like, idioms and common turns of phrase. nursery rhymes are insanely powerful. there's a moment where they're in America and they try to cast "Bugger Off!" but it doesn't work because Americans don't say that. "Fuck Off!" however, works wonders. there's spells like "Have a Break, Have a Kit-Kat" (breaks objects) and "Out, Out, damned spot" (cleans things) i could legit talk about this magic system for days it's so cool (a student once brought a whole classroom wall down by casting "Yeet!" and when i read that i had to take a whole five minutes)
there's also a magical creature called a lllama and that's very important to me
but anyway. the romance though. because the thing is. Simon and Baz lived together and were supposed to be enemies for seven years. Baz played mean pranks and Simon was convinced Baz was pure evil. except that (tiny spoiler) Baz is actually a Soft Boy and he doesn't really care about this whole war between the old families and the new magic regime or whatever.
so they obviously end up getting together, but then it's all about their respective trauma (mostly Simon's) and how they try to figure out who they are as their own people and how they fit together. it's so much about trying, and how hard it can be, and holding onto each other. they love each other so much and the struggles they go to are so real, and all the magic stuff around them is really just a framework for that.
everything always feels kind of melancholic, like they're always searching for purpose in their own narratives, but that's what makes the emotional scenes cathartic as hell
and because this wasn't long and rambly enough, have some quotes because i haven't even mentioned how well written and funny this is:
- Even some of our cookbooks are banned. (Though itās been centuries, at least, since the Pitches ate fairies.) (You canāt even find fairies anymore.) (And itās not because we ate them all.)
- "If you can't be gay at IKEA," Snow reasoned, "where can you?"
- At the moment, Simon was sitting across from me, eating toast. There was melted butter running down his wrist. I held out a napkin. "He can still have a drink," I said. Simon took the napkin, then licked the butter off his arm.
- I would eat butter with a spoon if it were socially acceptable.
- āNobodyās seducing a vampire,ā I say. Baz frowns at me.
- "Imagine the humiliation of dying at The Cheesecake Factory."
- He's not a monster. He's just a villain. He's not a villain. He's just a boy. I'm kissing a boy. I'm kissing Baz.
tl;dr: please do yourself a favor and read these books i promise you won't regret a second of it
#simon snow#this is why you don't ask me about my hyperfixations#or actually please ask me this was fun#i only have maybe three book series i'm always down to talk about#and this for sure is my favorite. ever#i actually wrote the essay part of my final english exam in school about this story#non bnha
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So, Iām a bus driver. As such, I see a lot of shit.
(My shifts range from 3-6 hours, and my campus is relatively small so I get bored so I start counting stuff and I write down things that I notice or things that make me smile. This is a small compilation of the last 3 weeks-ish of my job. (Please note: I work 19 1/2 hours per week. Thatās it.)Ā
*In two weeks, I have counted 124 broken headlights. Obviously, some of these are repeats, but Iām pretty confident in saying my margin of error is 40 max. So, 80 cars with broken headlights.Ā
*I have seen roughly 194 dogs in the past month. A good number. Very pleasing. Yes.Ā
*1 cat, and I was surprised because it was in a pretty busy area of campus.Ā
*Iāve had 19 individual potheads on my bus, a group of 3 which gets on at the same time every night and Iāve just started opening my window as I pull into the stop. Itās not even worth it. They reek.Ā
*The other night, there was this very nice guy who got on. When I pulled to the stop, I thought he was just wearing a blanket, which given that itās been 30 degrees or lower, itās not unusual. He wasnāt. It was a full blown serape, and he was also wearing a black cowboy hat. He was a larger guy, so itās hard to miss him, but as he got off my bus he turned towards me, tipped his hat, and said,Ā āYou have yourself a good night, Maāam.ā It was adorable. I love him.Ā
*Last Friday there was a 3-car accident on my townās highway and a popular side road, which just so happened to be on my route. It was pretty interesting to watch them go about cleaning up as I was stuck in the traffic for 10 minutes.Ā
*The Friday before that, there was a high speed chase at the end of my incredibly shitty 6 hour shift. Included in the chase was the suspect vehicle, 4 campus police cars, and 6 city police cars. One of the other drivers called the chase in on the radio as an alert to all of us, and then he called back and told the dispatcher that the suspect vehicle had thrown a bag out of their window at his intersection. The bag turned out to be a stolen handgun. The chase continued until at least I got home. It was pretty cool.Ā
*Apparentfuckingly headphones do not exist, as literally everybody gets on my bus and plays music/videos/phone calls on full volume all the fucking time and fam. Itās annoying as shit. Like, Iām trying to listen to my fucking music. Itās not playing for you. Itās playing so my ass doesnāt fall asleep or get distracted or anything like that. BUY SOME FUCKING HEADPHONES.Ā
*Food is 10x more aromatic on buses and all it does is make me hungry no matter how long ago I ate.Ā
*We have about 28 geese living in our duck pond. Iāve named the alpha Delorian. There are also 6 ducks.Ā
*40% of the conversations I hear are about sex. The other 60 is probably just complaining about someone else.Ā
*Apparently nobody knows that buses have wide turn radii so people will literally be sitting in the middle of the already tiny road trying to turn left while Iām trying to turn right and sit and stare at me. And then when I tell them to go, the like 4 people that have accumulated behind them think Iām talking to them, too. Make room for fucking buses.Ā
*Also, nobody seems to understand that those thick white lines near stop signs actually have a purpose. Here it is: If you are over the line, it is much more difficult for me and semis not to hit you. If you are behind the line, it is much easier for us to avoid it. BACK THE FUCK UP BEHIND THE LINE.Ā
*You would be amazed how many cars drive around at night with their lights off. Just absolutely fucking astounded. I sure as shit am. Just tonight, I counted 15 cars without their lights on. I even flashed a few, which Iām not supposed to do, and they just kept on going, lights still off. Like, people, itās 10pm. I donāt care if you can see on our well lit campus or not. Your headlights are there for a reason.Ā
*Iāve also recently made the discovery that every single building on our campus has the same color paint inside. Every single building. Iāve been here 3 goddamn years and I just realized.Ā
*Also, if I listen to the oldies station, I canāt tell you how many vine-based songs I hear. TheĀ āEvery step you take Iāll be watching youā song comes on at least once a night. Itās insane.Ā
And now for some more political/controversial/racial observations. (tl;dr: white people fucking suck.)
I should mention, Iāve thought white people suck for a long ass time, but my job is only confirming it. I also may be more inclined to find fault in white people because generally we suck. (((I am white as Wonder Bread.))) Also, please note, I say Asian because my school has a mixture of students from all over Asia. Most of them are Chinese, but Iām uncomfortable generalizing it by just saying Chinese. We also do not have a wealth of Hispanic/Latinx students at my school, so mostly theyāll go unmentioned.
*In the past 3 weeks, 47 white people have entered the road without looking. Only 4 black people have done it, and 2 Asian people have done it. Iāve not noticed any other ethnic/racial groups.Ā
*Today, there was a white girl standing on the sidewalk with 6 bags spread out all over, blocking the entire sidewalk. People had to step into the road or the very wet grass to avoid her shit and all she cared about was her phone.Ā
*Out of the potheads, itās pretty much half black and half white, so whatever stereotype there is about black people doing more drugs than white people, itās bullshit. At least in my very small study.
*Also today, there were these two white girls on my bus. No prob. My route takes me from campus to a vacant elementary school where I turn around and come back to campus. The other main loop goes from campus to our stadium and apartments near the stadium back to campus. Each bus is very clearly marked as either Red (Mine) or Green (Stadium.) I had picked the girls up on the ass end of campus, and took them all the way to the elementary. They didnāt get off. I figured,Ā āOk, maybe theyāre just wasting time or waiting for a friend to get on or something.ā I started to go back to campus. AS I WAS TURNING ONTO CAMPUS, one girl very snottily goes,Ā āUHHMMMMMMMM arenāt you going to the stadium??????ā I, being in a pretty cranky mood, went,Ā āNo.ā She just scoffed and goes,Ā āAND WHY NOT?ā I donāt know how, but I managed not to cuss. I said,Ā āBecause thatās green loop. This is red loop. Red loop only goes to that school and back to campus.ā She didnāt say anything else but I could see her and her friend were about to fucking blow their heads because they wasted MAYBE 5 minutes of their lives. They jumped off at the next stop, walked across the street, and was immediately picked up by the Green loop. If anything, I saved them from standing in the cold for another 10 minutes.Ā
*White people, especially guys, tend to be the people who pretend to jump or push each other in front of buses. Obviously, this isnāt FUCKING FUNNY. If I hit a pedestrian, not only will I lose my job and my license and could maybe even go to jail, IT SCARES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN THEY DO IT BECAUSE I DONāT KNOW IF THEYāRE SERIOUS OR NOT. But they think itās a fucking joke. I have never had an Asian/Hispanic/Black person joke about doing this. But Iāve only been a bus driver since January, so my input is basically meaningless.Ā
*Maybe 1/3 of white people will thank me or wish me a good evening or something along those lines (One guy is particularly enthusiastic about it. Heās fun.) More than half the black passengers thank me, and nearly all the Asian students thank me. Just saying.Ā
*Manspreading is 100% a thing. Some of the buses we have have rows of 3 fold-able seats which are technically reserved for handicapped people, but they never get on because we have a designated disabilities bus. It doesnāt matter what time of day it is, how many people are on my bus, it doesnāt matter. There is always at least one guy sitting on one and a half of those seats. Today I got on a bus (as a passenger, but it still counts) and this dude was literally taking up the entire row, and the bus was pretty full. He wasnāt even trying to hide it. He had his legs spread between two seats and his backpack was sitting on the third. Guys, I may not have balls, but I do have breasts that get in the way, and trust me when I say, they CAN BE ADJUSTED. If your balls are so sensitive and large that they need their own entire seat, 1) you should consult a physician, and 2) you need some supportive underwear. Maybe tuck a sock under them to give them some lift. I donāt care. Just shut your damn legs to at least your own seat.Ā
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My 17 Favorite Records of 2017
Hello, Internet. Yet another year has passed, and because Iāve made a habit of making year-end lists, this old man has gone and done it again.
I listened to a veritable buttload of music this year on my morning runs, which I decided to post about on Instagram most days in a concerted effort to keep myself accountable bore every last one of my followers to death. I think itās working.
What follows, is my list of favorites. Not ābestā. āFavoriteā. *My* favorite. So, spare me the āYour list sucks. WTF. I canāt believe āA Vest For Jeromeā by Turd Circus isnāt on there!ā comments. Iām sorry we donāt have the exact same taste in music. :)
As usual, I feel like the top 5 or 6 here are pretty carved in stone, but the last 12 and some of the honorable mentions could totally be flip-flopped depending on which side of the bed I woke up on. I actually fiddled with a few spots five minutes before posting this, which is either a testament to that or Exhibit 4,923 in my undiagnosed OCD case.
Anyways ... TL;DR. Hereās what I was into this year. I hope you find something you enjoy.
IMPORTANT: Please let me know what I might missed out on (as Iām sure thereās a ton of it), and share some of your favorites in the comments below. Thanks!
17) Japandroids - Near To The Wild Heart Of Life
This didnāt quite grab me the way Celebration Rock did, but itās got a good number of super infectious earworms that got stuck in my brain at the top of the year.Ā
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16) Sorority Noise - Youāre Not As ____ You Think
Excellent āemoāwith that feels like it could very easily fit into Brand Newās discography (and I mean that in a very complimentary way). Highly recommended if youāre looking for something to fill that void.Ā
Listen here.Ā
15) Queens of the Stone Age - Villains
This took a little while for this record to sink its teeth into me, but once it did, it didnāt let go. The arrangements are so nuanced that Iāve found little bits of ear candy each time Iāve listened to it, and while the mix is not my favorite, the songs are so brilliantly catchy and drumming so monstrous, Iām hooked. And Jon Theodore is the best drummer on Earth. Thatās not debatable either. Itās fact.
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14) David Bazan - Care
Itās no secret that Iām a sucker for anything and everything Bazan. His lyrics and the timbre of his voice cut to my core, and the songs on Care are no exception -- even when theyāre delivered over minimalist electronica (which is not my favorite vehicle by any stretch). Another Bazan masterpiece.
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13) Glassjaw - Material Control
This record is perfect in that it is exactly what it needs to be. Itās Glassjaw doing what they do best -- intense, vibey, groovy, heavy post-hardcore that is a logical follow-up to Worship & Tribute, while flexing and pushing enough to make it feel fresh. A tremendous return to form, and a record that was well worth the wait.
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12) Julien Baker - Turn Out The LightsĀ
Sprained Ankle blew me away and knocked me on my ass, and somehow, some way, Baker has leveled up and topped that. The stripped-down āartist + guitarā intimacy is still there, but the heavy moments hit even harder because of the additional orchestration on this record. Such a promising future for her.
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11) The Life & Times - S/T
Another excellent record from some of one of Kansas Cityās best bands. There are few who do airy, melancholic, spacey, dynamic rock better than these guys. And Chris Metcalf is one of the best drummers on the planet right now -- so pockety, tasteful, and effortless. Highly recommended if you dig Failure, Shiner, Hum, Antenna-era Cave In, et al.Ā
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10) METZ - Strange Peace
This beast is 36 minutes of noisy, nasty, heavy post-punk with stellar guitar and bass tones, and badass drumming that sounds like the best parts of Nirvana and Young Widows had a perfect lovechild. I dare you to listen to this record and not have an overwhelming urge to play it as loud as you possibly can and headbang until your eyes fall out of your skull.
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9) CHON - Homey
I really enjoyed this when it came out, but it wasnāt until we spent five weeks on tour with them and got to see them shred a handful of these songs on a nightly basis that it really grabbed ahold of me. This record is stellar. Sure there are a ton of notes, but theyāre all tasteful, never bogged down in painfully long prog opuses, and thereās so much feel here ... which is so rare in the new world of insanely chopped, gridded and sampled prog. The splashes of hip-hop and glitchy Prefuse 73 style electronica are a killer addition to the mix as well. This is the feel good record of the year for me.
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8) Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.
There really isnāt another rapper who holds a candle to Kendrick at the moment, and this might be the best work of his career. I havenāt had a hip-hop record hit me like this in at least a decade. I was hooked from the second the beat dropped in DNA., got roped in even more by the slow jam LOVE., and HUMBLE. sealed the deal. What a beast.
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7) Cloud Nothings - Life Without Sound
This record rules, but Iām not sure I can put my finger on exactly why I like it so much. Itās got tiny elements of so many bands I love or used to love without being overly referential. Itās got a melancholic vibe but never lacks energy. And it is packed with really, really well written and catchy songs without full-blown pop circus. You know youāre listening to a great record when youāre playing a deep cut and uncontrollably blurt,Ā āFuck, this song is good.āĀ
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6) Converge - The Dusk In Us
Nobody does it better than these dudes, and itās been that way for the better part of two decades. The Dusk In Us is yet another record a discography full of bar-setting hardcore/metal/noise records that elevate the ceiling of the genre and make everyone else sound/look bland in comparison. This one slides right into the #3 or #4 spot in that storied discography. So great.
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5) Manchester Orchestra - A Black Mile To The Surface
This is one of those rare records that blows you away on first listen, and gets better with each subsequent listen. The former happens when the songs --stripped to their bones -- are stellar, and the latter happens when the arrangements and mix are somehow even more stellar. ABMTTS checks the shit outta both of those boxes and then some. Aaaand it was made with multiple producers, but doesnāt sound disjointed in the slightest, which seems damn near impossible. Itās the perfect Manchester Orchestra record ...Ā āThe Goldā was stuck pleasantly in my head for a majority of the year.Ā Ā
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4) Pile - A Hairshirt Of Purpose
Disclaimer: I am a late adopter of the majesty of Pile, but I am happy to announce that I am hopelessly hooked on their soulful, noisy, schizophrenic, (occasionally) dreamy, fusion of post-punk, blues, and all sorts of other good things. My entry point was Dripping, but A Hairshirt ... cemented my love for this band. Itās weird, itās beautiful, itās energetic, itās heavy, itās ethereal, and the musicianship is frustratingly good. If you know, you know ... if you donāt, just trust me. Spin it with an open mind and meet one of your new favorite bands.
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3) Propagandhi - Victory Lap
I grew up on Epitaph and Fat Wreck Chords punk rock in the 90s, and these guys (and gal) are legitimately the only band of that era that continue to excite and inspire me. I look forward to every release, and they manage to deliver every. single. time. Itās not a nostalgia thing with Propagandhi. Chris Hannahās lyrics, melodies, and guitar playing continue to push the boundaries of what can be done in that genre. You might expect a group of 40-year-old punks to decline or at least plateau, but theyāre still on an upward trajectory and itāsĀ inspiring as hell. Bonus points if youāre a parent and can listen to āAdventures In Zoochosisā without tearing up.Ā Victory Lap is outstanding -- one of their three best records without question.Ā
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2) Cloakroom - Time Well
If youāve been following me here, on Twitter, or Instagram, itās no secret that Iāve got a massive soft spot in my heart for bummer jams -- especially bummer jams of the heavy variety. Time Well is a damn near perfect in those regards. Itās shoegazey without being tired or overly jangly, mildly doomy without being mind-numbingly boring, and fuzzy without sounding like it was recorded inside a sleeping bag. Iām pretty sure I listened to this record more than anything else this year, and after probably a hundred spins, it hasnāt lost any of its luster. Itās outstanding (and itās got some damn tasty drumming on it too).
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1) Elder - Reflections Of A Floating World
My buddy Scott Evans (Kowloon Walled City vocalist/guitarist, Antisleep recording engineer/producer, multi-talented human, generally outstanding dude, recommender of many amazing bands) turned me on to these guys earlier this year by sharing 2015ā²s Lore with me. That record f-ingĀ floored me. Riffs for days. Heaviness. Prog vibes. Stoner rock goodness. Dynamics. Space. Sabbath-y vocals. It checked all of the boxes. Needless to say, I couldnāt wait to hear Reflections Of A Floating World.Ā
ROAFW dropped in June, and itās even better than I could have imagined. Iād wager that there are more sick riffs on this record than your favorite band has in their entire discography. I dare you to listen to this and not get a twitch to start a play air guitar. Also: How the shit do you write 15-minute songs that donāt bore people into catatonia? This is how. Just like this. Parts never drag, parts never feel like theyāre just filler, and there isnāt a wasted moment in 64 minutes of music. Thatās a remarkable feat in and of itself. This is a goddamn timeless record, and thereās no doubt Iāll have it in heavy rotation for the rest of my life.
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HONORABLE MENTIONS
The Effects - Eyes To The Light
Brutus - Burst
Nate Smith - KINFOLK: Postcards From The Edge
Employed To Serve - Warmth of A Dying Sun
God Mother - Vilseledd
Slowdive - Sugar For The Pill
Hundredth - RARE
Mutoid Man - War Moans
Grizzly Bear - Painted Ruins
Quicksand - Interiors
Death From Above - Outrage! Is Now
Power Trip - Nightmare Logic
Health - DISCO3
Vince Staples - Big Fish Theory
All Them Witches - Sleeping Through The War
Code Orange - Forever
Blis - No One Likes You
Bjork - Utopia
Less Art - Strangled Light ;)
MY FAVORITE RECORD OF 2015 THAT I DIDNāT HEAR UNTIL 2017
Town Portal - The Occident
MY FAVORITE RECORD OF 2004 THAT I DIDNāT HEAR UNTIL 2017
The Stella Link - Mystic Jaguar... Attack!!!
CURRENT PODCAST QUEUE
Chapo Trap House (Grey Wolf Feed)
The Trap Set
Song Exploder
Slateās The Gist
Slateās Hang Up & Listen
INTERCEPTED
The FilmDrunk Frotcast
Deadcast
How I Built This
Freakonomics Radio
Radiolab
This American Life
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