#why is it so 🥵🥵🥵 when she is begging 👀👀👀

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AGATHA HARKNESS WandaVision (2021)

[meowzfordayz]

revealing outfit prank — hashira men

Author’s Note: borderline 18+NSFW, but ~mostly just suggestive. 😉

revealing outfit prank — hashira men

Himejima Gyomei x Reader, Iguro Obanai x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader, Uzui Tengen x Reader

Word Count: ~2,000

CW: explicit language, Fem!Reader, mild sexual content

Suggestion Fulfilled: You know those girlfriend pranks on YouTube where the girl wears a sexy/revealing outfit to out in? Can I have HCs of our Hashira with a S/O who tries to walk out in such an outfit? Of course, they respect her choice in wearing whatever she wants, but that outfit is too tempting...

~faqs~

“Hey babe, guess what I’m wearing!”

“Clothes…” 

—I mean, he’s not wrong 🙃

You huff, “Guess again.”

Gyomei pauses, wracking his brain for whatever else you could have on

“... not, clothes?” 🤨

“Well I’m not going out to dinner naked!”

“A cardboard box?” 😅

You can see his brow furrowing

He’s trying his best! 🥺

“So remember that slip dress I was describing for you a while ago?” 😏

His face warms as he recalls how you’d painted quite the picture of dainty ribbon details, an open back, and a satin hem that would barely brush past your thighs

He clears his throat, voice lower than before, “I remember that I encouraged you to buy it.”

He freezes, eyes widening, gaze focusing in the direction of your soft breaths, “You’re wearing it?!!!”

You giggle, he gulps

You can hear his inward groan 😩

“Isn’t it exciting?!” you squeal, stepping toward him, playful palms splaying across his chest as you grin up at his restrained expression, “I feel so pretty!” 😌

“You are so pretty,” he nearly growls, large hands settling promptly on your hips, “Maybe we shouldn’t go out after all.”

“Oh?” 👀

He chuckles as his fingers caress the silky, smooth fabric hugging your body, sensing the heat emanating from your bare, warm skin, eager to feel the curve and seduction of your spine, your shoulder blades, the tenderness of your nape

“I beg your pardon,” he rasps, an unfamiliar darkness in his tone as his fingers move upward to tug at your carefully tied spaghetti straps, tiny bows squished beneath the intensity of his touch, “I’m an adult, you know. I can have dessert for dinner.”

😳🥵🫠

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“Gyomeeeiii!”

“My love?” ☺️

“I CAN’T POST THIS!” 😭😭😭

“And why not? Is my rizz too much for YouTube?”

“YES.” 😐

“You’re going out in that?” 🧐

You glare back, arms crossing over your chest

A not so subtle attempt to emphasize your tits 😌

Obanai not so subtly glances downward

“I repeat, in that?” 

“The hell is wrong with what I’m wearing?” you scowl haughtily, “I thought you’d like it!” 😞

Blinking in disbelief, Obanai rolls his eyes, amusement softening his judgmental expression 🙄

“I’m not a fucking idiot,” he grumbles, “Of course I love it,” glare returning as he points an accusing finger at you, “But the last time you went out in something like that you ended up stealing all of my layers because you got cold!”

“Well then wear more layers!” you quip cheekily

“That’s my line!” 😐

*sigh*

“Do you want me to change?” 😕

“Absolutely not!” he snaps, ears reddening even as he makes a disgruntled gesture, “But, please, grab a coat.”

“Are you fed up with me?” 🤗

You inch closer to him

His breath hitches

“No.”

“Are you suuure?”

You can hear his heartbeat now, can see the restraint in his hands as he keeps them firmly by his sides

“If we don’t leave soon, then I’ll show you how not fed up with you I am.” 🙃

You grin easily, lips grazing his earlobe as you murmur

“Obanai, I don’t think that was nearly as threatening as you hoped it was.”

He inhales sharply, stepping away from your sweet, sultry scent, feigning sullenness when he mutters

“Your tits are staring at me.” 😃

You laugh, bouncing on the balls of your feet just enough for them to jiggle slightly

“Or are you staring at my tits?” 😉

He audibly groans, head tilting backward as he averts his gaze

“I hate this.” 😒

—

Rest assured, you never make it to your reservation 🤫

The video never makes it to YouTube either

PornHub, however…

Jk, jk

And Obanai does not hate this 😏

“You are breathtaking!” Kyojuro declares, beaming with pride as you twirl for him

He’s doing his best to ignore the fact that he can see your lacey panties when you spin

“Thank you!” you smile, striking a pose for him, “I feel so amazing in this dress.”

“You are amazing in any dress!” 😁

He’s earnest with the perfect dash of seriousness — like he needs to know that you know you’re beautiful

A gentleman as always 🥺

You hesitate, feeling almost guilty as you ask slowly

“Am I only amazing?” 🤭

You hope you’re coming off coy and alluring 😅

For all of his awkwardness, Kyojuro is nothing if not straightforward

“You are also sexy! Most definitely sexy!” 😍

Your expression cracks, your giggling filling the hallway as endeared laughter accompanies you

“How sexy?” you wink, an exaggerated, playful flirtation

Fortunately, Kyojuro loves improv 😏

—Yes, and!

“The sexiest woman I have known, I know, and I will know.”

There he goes again

Earnest, serious, and almost unbearingly sweet 😭💘

“Kyo,” you persist, “I’m trying to seduce you.”

He grins at that, eyes narrowing so quickly you nearly miss the tantalizing glint that flashes through them

“Oh I am aware, sweetheart,” he purrs, gesturing with his index finger for you to twirl again

You do, oblivious to the way his jaw clenches, gaze thickens, your pretty, dainty panties on display for him once more

“Look at me,” he commands softly, relishing the dazed, dizzy, glowing color of your face, “Look at me, and tell me whether you have succeeded.”

You look

It’s impossible to miss his erection, straining against his pants, bulge teasing and beckoning you to come closer

—

You post the video, minus a sizeable chunk 😶

“So people are allowed to thirst over you, but not me?” ☹️

You snort as Kyojuro pouts, patting his arm consolingly, “You can’t really see anything when I’m spinning, but your dick is a little too obvious.”

He perks up at that, kissing your cheek with reassured confidence, “It is quite large.”

—Whatever makes him feel better, y’know 😆

—That being said, it is quite large 🫣

P.S. Kyojuro begs to differ; he can see plenty when you’re spinning 😃

Help this man 😵‍💫

He is TIRED 😮‍💨

—Don’t get me wrong!

Sanemi does his best to be a good sport 🥺

And he’s 1,000% watched your videos in “secret”, numerous times over; you are entertaining ☺️

On nights when you’re apart, he falls asleep to his Favorites list (which consists solely of you) on auto-play

But there’re just one (thousand) too many trends for him to keep up with, and he never knows when he’s going to be your ~victim again 🙃

“Is this another prank?” he sighs, only slightly exasperated as his eyes stray from your pretty mouth to your tits practically spilling from your top 🫣

“Oh, so now I can’t look nice without it being a prank?” you retort, scowling playfully, “Rude.” Raising his hands in mock defense, Sanemi smiles softly as you step closer to him

“You can touch me, y’know,” you murmur gently, “I’m not gonna break.”

Swallowing thickly, he lowers his arms, forearms hooking around your hips as he pulls you in

“Yeah,” he croaks, scanning the bedroom for wherever you might’ve hid your phone, desperation and desire bubbling in his throat, “But I’m not so sure about your outfit, it’s got so many strings and… and, holes.” 😃

You laugh cheerfully, squeezing his waist as you inform him, “They’re cutouts. They’re supposed to be sexy.” 😌

“They are,” he replies bluntly, stifling a long inhale as he willingly gives into his fate, “You are so fucking sexy.”

He’s already plucking at your shoulder straps, somehow boxing you in with his broad, chiseled body, even though it’s his back against the wall

“You’re not gonna ask me how I manage to avoid getting tangled?” you tease, your breasts pressed firm and warm into his chest as his heartbeat quickens

The question had occurred to him, but-

“Why the hell would I ask that when I could be untangling you instead?”

—

“Send me the video.” 😐

“Excuse me?”

You’re grinning

“Please.” 😞

He’s begging

You acquiesce, the thought of Sanemi jerking off to it later inspiring you to reach down again 😉

(Now imagine his faintly pained moan as you slowly caress him, valiantly hardening in your careful grip as he mentally prepares himself, this time intending to punish you; you can’t keep missing your reservations! 😤)

#the pranks are getting out of hand 😬

#but Sanemi can’t really find it in himself to be bothered 😶

#at least not when he’s already in something else 😏

“Why are you going out in that?” 🤨

“What are you implying?” you frown

“I asked first.”

You huff, “And your question offended me.” 😒

Grimacing, Giyuu glances downward, “I didn’t mean-”

“Do I look horrible?” ☹️

You almost feel badly, giggles brimming in your chest 🤭

“No.”

“Do I look too good?” 😌

You can practically see the gears turning in his head 

“Yes? No. Yes. Wait. I’m confused.” 🫠

“How does my outfit make you feel?” 😉

He pauses at that, swallowing nervously as you run teasing hands up your sides, accentuating your hips and bust

“I look good, right?” 🥺

“Of course.”

“Do I look too good?” 😏

*Giyuu Panic 2.0 activated*

“What does that mean?” 😭

He’s hushed, in awe of your luscious form, inhaling roughly when you step into his immediate proximity, the hem of your dress nearly brushing against his shins as you twirl for him

“Giyuu, am I turning you on?”

When in doubt, go for frankness

*Giyuu Panic 2.0 deactivated*

Ohhh 😳🙄😎 <— he gets it now

“Not at all,” he says smoothly, “You look quite comfortable.”

You pout, fingers curling into the collar of his shirt as you nudge his feet apart, slipping your leg between his thighs as you close the distance, your body pressing clumsy and hot against his

He sighs, a quiet, enraptured sound, delicately brushing the straps of your dress from your shoulders before he rasps, “I am turned on. Delightfully so.”

Your dress crumples sheer and light to the floor, Giyuu’s jaw ticking with desire as he realizes just how easily it slipped off

“And you,” he murmurs, delicious warning in his tone as he thumbs the undersides of your tits, “Are such a pretty slut.”

—

“Why is it that every time I try and prank you, you end up fucking me instead?” 🥲

“Hm,” Giyuu hums, voice thick with amusement, “Seems premeditated to me.” 🥴

“Giyuu-!” you sputter 🫣

“GiYuU!” he smirks 🙃

“Are you mocking me?” 😠

“And?” he grins 😎

“See if I ever prank you again!” 😤

“Oh you will,” he remarks, nonchalant and cool, “Judging by how many times we changed the sheets yesterday, I’m not even worried.” 😃

Ngl, Tengen’s a lil desensitized 😆

He’s got four wives

He knows you’re all hot af 😉

He knows he’s hot af 😎

There’s not much you can do to faze him

Except like, get injured or something, but that’s kinda the opposite of what you’re aiming for 🥴

“Does this mean we’re fucking after dinner?”

✨He has a way with words✨

“Tengen,” Hina scolds

“So vulgar!” Suma exclaims

“Don’t act so innocent when you’ve ambushed me looking like that,” Tengen mutters, pants already tightening as he takes in the silken fabric draped delicate and precarious over your breasts, “Who’s idea was this?”

“Whose do you think?” Makio snorts

“Tengen,” you say breezily, reaching out to grasp his hand, stroking a coy, tender thumb across his knuckles, “Let’s go, we’re going to be late.”

“Obviously,” he grunts, eyes shining with appreciation—a welcomed promise—as he raises your palm to his lips, kissing your fingertips one by one, “We’re not leaving.”

—

“Hold up, you made two reservations?” Tengen shrieks

Your eyes roll as if to say Duh, already rummaging for a new dress while Suma helps pat Makio’s back dry, steam from the attached bathroom wafting into the bedroom

“She’s always prepared,” Hina chirps proudly, kissing your jaw with a fond smile

“That, and Tengen’s always horny,” you smirk

You don’t really have a video suitable for YouTube 😅, but you do post Before/After photos of the ~prank on Instagram with a cheeky Unfortunately, the “During” photos are NSFW 😏🫢🍑🍆 caption

[5sospenguinqueen]

Love To Hate | Daniel Ricciardo x Gasly! Reader

Summary: Daniel Ricciardo is known for bickering with Pierre Gasly's older sister online. The fans love it but they suspect there might be something more behind it.

Warnings: Swearing. One sexual innuendo. Female reader.

Takes place in the 2022 season so Daniel is with McLaren.

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mclaren spot the difference #MonacoGP tagged: landonorris, danielricciardo

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YourUserName the one on the left can actually drive

→ User 1 wtf does she know about f1

→ User 2 um, her baby brother is a GP winner so…

danielricciardo @ YourUserName coming from the woman who failed her driving test twice

→ YourUserName @ pierregasly you weren’t supposed to tell your little racing friends that!

→ pierregasly do not drag me into this nonsense.

landonorris @ YourUserName thanks pookie

→ danielricciardo more like pukie

→ YourUserName you’re just mad that he gets bitches and you don’t

→ danielricciardo okay, cradle snatcher

User 3 mom and dad are fighting again

danielricciardo here’s to a good weekend 💪

→ YourUserName ass licker

→ danielricciardo you wish.

→ maxverstappen1 can you guys not do your foreplay privately

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YourUserName soaking up the sun before the madness resumes (01/06/2022) 🌻

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danielricciardo i need to bleach my eyes. please cover you up before you mentally scar someone else.

→ User 5 he says like his jaw didn’t drop when this came across his timeline

User 6 how to become y/n gasly

→ YourUserName have an annoying brother and endure his equally insufferable friends

lilymhe the only reason i’m still with Alex is so i have an excuse to spend time with you in the paddock

→ YourUserName we could get married and then you could see me all the time??

→ alex_albon it’s a good thing I’m used to this or i might cry

→ georgerussle63 don’t lie. i can hear you sobbing from my hotel room.

MaleFriend wow 🥵 → danielricciardo try harder (comment deleted)

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PierreGASLY you’re both certified yappers. it’s why the two of you together is a nightmare

User 7 hmm, okay but why were you two together in the first place if you hate each other…

→ danielricciardo I was bullying her

→ YourUserName pierre ditched me to talk to a pretty girl and daniel was making fun of the fact that i got lost

→ LandoNorris i wouldn’t have left you… just saying 👀

→ YourUserName i’m 10 years old than you, boo.

→ LandoNorris age is just a number

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danielricciardo preferred mode of transport... fast

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YourUserName title of your sex tape “i'm in love with my car”

YourUserName someone’s clearly compensating for something

→ danielricciardo omg why are you so obsessed with me. get out of my comments, stalker

→ YourUserName let’s not forget you stalked me first

→ danielricciardo where’s your proof

→ pierregasly here. you begged me for her instagram until i gave in

→ danielricciardo and then i realised what a bitch she was

→ YourUserName just ‘cause i wouldn’t blow you

→ pierregasly i need you to delete this

User 1 this man is so fine

User 2 i’d like to ride

→ YourUserName you’d have more fun with the car

→ User 2 omg hi queen

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YourUserName last race of the season today. just wanted to say a big ‘well done’ to my baby bro. so proud of all you achieved this season and i know you’ll go on to kill it next year! 🍾 #AbuDhabiGP

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YourUserName yes, i know one pic has daniel. no, it’s not an announcement of our friendship. i just like how scared pear looks

User 8 i have never been more attracted to a frenchman before

danielricciardo and who is that handsome man

→ YourUserName there is not a single handsome man in this post; charles was sulking out of the frame

→ pierregasly 1) i am very handsome, 2) stay away from charles, he’s too nice for you

→ danielricciardo and too pretty

→ charles_leclerc stop it or i will fall in love with all of you

→ YourUserName @ pierregasly i’ll stop if you promise to get rid of daniel so i don’t have to see him again

→ danielricciardo and deny you of my bakery 🍑

→ User 9 it's cake, honey, but you tried

User 10 anyone catch the camera panning to y/n when daniel’s car spun out in qualifying

→ User 11 talk about delulu

→ User 12 because he almost crashed into her brother so obvi they would show her

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pierregasly a huge thank you to my support system. je t'aime grande soeur 🌸 (she forced me to post this, please send help)

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YourUserName you’re such a liar! you were legit crying to me last night about how nice it is that i still come to all your races and then said you wanted the world to know

→ pierregasly don’t expose me!

→ landonorris come sit in my car instead. rub a little luck on it

→ User 12 never beating the no rizz allegations

danielricciardo @ landonorris probably best she doesn't, she’s clearly a curse, mate

→ YourUserName and how many races did you win this season?

→ danielricciardo i hope pierre pushes you off the plane tomorrow

→ YourUserName i hope you get run over in the pits

alphatauri we love having you in the garage

User 1 agreed. her hair looked so pretty today and he ruined it

User 2 only for him to then completely forget what he was saying when he realised she was wearing a white shirt? yes! it’s been playing in my head

→ User 3 can’t say i blame him. i too was no better than a man 👀

User 4 but the way he covered her body with his the second he realised to stop the camera focusing on her see-through top

→ User 5 and then gave her one of his shirts because she was walking around in a mclaren top until pierre yanked her into the alphatauri garage

→ User 6 guys, this is bare minimum. him being hot doesn’t make this extra chivalrous

User 7 another angle of that video showed it was an accident. he can be seen saying sorry a billion times and after that, they put a border around the fountain

YourUserName posted a new story

danielricciardo reposted your story

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YourUserName happy 4 year anniversary to my professional car crasher tagged: danielricciardo

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User 1 i knew it! they all called me crazy

danielricciardo delete this. you said you would be a nice. i’m a champion! how many trophies do you have, huh

→ YourUserName depends on how many i steal from the trophy case in our living room (plus, those are replicas)

→ User 2 our?!?!

charles_leclerc but i thought you loved me?

→ YourUserName i do, citrouille. but, daniel and pierre are keeping us apart.

User 3 4 years? this means they were together when he was still at red bull! what did you think about him leaving?

→ YourUserName i'm not allowed to talk about that

landonorris congratulations, mum and dad

→ alex_albon congratulations, mum and dad

→ georgerussell63 congratulations, mum and dad

→ YourUserName i didn’t sign up for this responsibility

→ danielricciardo they’re a package deal, babe. they come with me

maxverstappen1 oh, thank god. It was so hard keeping this to myself in interviews

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danielricciardo contrary to popular belief, pierre is not my favourite gasly

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YourUserName aww, mon coeur, you actually used nice photos

→ danielricciardo don’t speak french to me, you know it turns me on

→ maxverstappen1 i miss when you publicly hated each other

pierregasly you take that back!

pierregasly that’s it. you’re off the Christmas card list

francisca.cgomes wonderful, daniel, now he’s sulking

→ YourUserName you get used to it. they may seem cool but all f1 drivers are essentially big crybabies

→ danielricciardo hey!

→ charles_leclerc hey!

→ pierregasly hey!

→ alex_albon hey!

→ landonorris hey!

→ carlossainz55 hey!

→ georgerussell63 true

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Please request if you have any ideas you'd like to see, and I'll do my best to bring them to life <3

[checkeredflagggs]

Subject of Interest

pairing: carlos sainz x fem!photographer!reader

summary: fans love carlos’ girlfriend and her unhinged comments and photography hobby

a/n: needed a slight break from the lando fic and I love doing these small photography based smaus. I will probably be doing these for more drivers — feel free to request someone you’d like to see!

a/n 2: fyi this is all google translate Spanish 🤷‍♀️

a/n 3: I tried to write horny for the first time and I think? It went? Ok?

princesa

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princesa: mi amor, ¿sabes lo que me vas a hacer? Either put that thing away or put it to use. (My love, do you know what you're going to do to me?)

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user1: ahhhh love to see the princess back in action

↳user2: girl we missed you and your unhinged comments

landonorris: thERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT

↳princesa: then leave? I know you have enough of a brain in that empty head of yours to do that

↳landonorris: I just wanted to congratulate my friend!! Why are you so mean?!?

↳princesa: niño…(Boy)

↳landonorris: nope! Lando!

↳oscarpiastri: seriously?

↳princesa: I’m glad he’s your teammate now

↳oscarpiastri: thanks 😑

↳landonorris: hey!

carlossainz55: Of course princesa…On an unrelated note, where are you again?

↳landonorris: not you too!

↳princesa: 🚪 here’s the door! Use it

↳landonorris: I’m gonna report you for bullying

↳princesa: try it twig!

carlossainz55: Hermosa…you tell me to behave but post that picture?

↳princesa: 🤭🤭

↳carlossainz55: 🥵

↳princesa: I’ve got the car waiting for you

↳carlossainz55: 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

user3: girl I’m begging you for just one chance

↳carlossainz55: No

↳user4: when you pull up for a competition to worship the princess and your competition is Carlos Sainz

princesa

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princesa: 🏎️ 💨💨 vroom vroom — the cars may go fast but I’d like to take my time with you baby

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user5: congrats on the podium Carlos!!

user6: did she just…

↳user7: imply they fuck? Yes.

↳princesa: 😉

↳user7: girl Ferrari is gonna put you in pr jail

↳princesa: 🤷‍♀️ I look good in handcuffs

↳carlossainz55: 👀👀

↳princesa:😘💋❤️

landonorris: just once I’d like to open instagram and not be assaulted with you and your gross relationship 😠🤮

↳princesa: boo hoo does A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP scare you

↳landonorris: NO

↳carlossainz55: Oh?

↳landonorris: it’s your horny ass comments! Leave it at home!

↳princesa: it’s ok Lando — someday you’ll have a girlfriend

↳landonorris: ive haD GIRLDFRIENDS BEFORE

↳princesa: you’re behavior says otherwise tbh

↳landonorris: STOP LYING TO THE INTERNET

user8: did you guys go on a bike ride?

↳princesa: Carlos did! I was sitting pretty in the basket while he showed me around town before taking us to the beach, letting my man treat me right.

↳carlossainz55: As you should princesa, never lift a finger when I’m around

↳user8: wow that’s so cute and so sappy

↳user9: this comment thread called me single in every language

princesa

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princesa: thank you baby for the amazing break. I’m glad I got to spend some alone time with my handsome man. Next week it’s back to the grind — I just know you’ll be on top 🏆🏆

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carlossainz55: Princesa, I’d take you to the ends of the world if you’d ask

↳user10: same! 😭

↳carlossainz55: Not this princesa

↳princesa: I’d follow you anywhere you wanna take me handsome

carlossainz55: And you know I look good on top

↳princesa: i don’t know…wanna refresh my memory?

↳carlossainz55: I do need to get my cardio in today…

↳princesa: well let’s see how fast you are then…I’m waiting 😉

↳user11: YOU ARE IN PUBLIC

user12: I gotta say it…I’ve missed these horny comments. Insta just isn’t the same without them

↳user13: heeeeyyyy 🍑🍑🍆🍆💦💦

↳user12: eww no

charles_leclerc: Forza Ferrari Sempre!! Second half of the season will be ours!

↳carlossainz55: You know it!

↳princesa: Go Ferrari!

user14: no disgusted lando comments? What’s happening?

↳princesa: i blocked him for this post 😊

↳user14: 🤣🤣

princesa

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princesa: Ferrari might be all red but baby, blue is your color — I believe a congratulations is in order Mr Race Winner

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user15: what a race…a Ferrari, McLaren, Williams podium was not on my bingo card for the year…

user16: petition for Ferrari to officially change its color to blue

↳user17: girl like 10 different drivers dnfed

↳user16: but Carlos won!

carlossainz55: Thank you mi amor ❤️

↳princesa: No tengo las palabras para describir lo orgulloso que estoy de ti! (I don't have the words to describe how proud I am of you!)

↳carlossainz55: Conozco mi amor y eso está bien. (I know my love and that's fine.)

↳princesa: I do know how I’m gonna congratulate you tho!

↳carlossainz55: 😳😳

carlossainz55: Are you going to be my prize, mi amor?

↳princesa: oh baby you know it!

↳princesa: just wait and see what I’ve got planned for you

↳carlossainz55: 🥵🥵

↳landonorris: 🤮🤮

↳landonorris: why? Must I? Suffer?

↳princesa: i should have kept you blocked

↳landonorris: i just wanted to congratulate my friend?

↳princesa: do it on your own post and let me be horny for my man in peace

↳landonorris: you’re uninvited to my party tonight?

↳princesa: for what? You dnfed like first

↳landonorris: 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

alex_albon: congrats man! It was great to be able to share a podium with you!

↳carlossainz55: Felicitaciones a ti también (Congratulations to you too)

↳carlossainz55: it was good to see you on the podium as well

oscarpiastri: great race!

↳carlossainz55: You as well!

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princesa: Winning looks good on you baby. You should do it more often 🏆

In all seriousness, congratulations on your season Carlos — you did fantastic this year and it was such a pleasure to travel with you and watch you live your dreams.

That said — I’m very excited for the couple of months we will have to ourselves 😘💋❤️

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carlossainz55: Princesa…I loved every second of this year, racing and traveling with you. Thank you for agreeing to my crazy idea and following me around the world.

↳princesa: oh my love…No había ningún otro lugar en el que preferiría estar que a tu lado. (There was no other place where I would rather be than by your side)

↳carlossainz55: No podría haber pedido un mejor socio (I couldn't have asked for a better partner)

carlossainz55: All to ourselves huh? 🤔

↳princesa: i know! Whatever will we do with all that time? 🤭😉

↳carlossainz55: Oh I can think of a few things 😏

↳landonorris: YEAH. GOLFING. HANGING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. VISITING FAMILY!!

↳princesa: Oh, estoy tan contenta de tener un par de meses lejos de este niño... (I'm so happy to have a couple of months away from this child)

↳landonorris: Wrong!

↳carlossainz55: Since when can you read Spanish?

↳princesa: since when can you read?

↳landonorris: I’m reporting you again for bullying! And google translate exists ya know

↳landonorris: also! I’m gonna be visiting you this break

↳princesa: sorry not interested in a threesome

↳landonorris: NOOOO

↳landonorris: Carlos promised me a couple rounds of golf so there 😝

↳carlossainz55: it was a moment of weakness

user18: oh to have a champagne soaked Carlos Sainz sprint over to me to kiss me senseless after a spectacular race,,,

↳princesa: it’s a great experience! But get your own — this one is mine

↳user18: girl we’ve seen all your comments this year. We know

↳princesa: just like reminding people they can look but not have 😊

user19: i know everyone has been focusing on their…horniness this year but damn she must love him too. To quit her job just to follow him across the world…

↳princesa: it was a scary thought at first but I’m so glad I did it

↳carlossainz55: I am as well

↳landonorris: I’m not. Go away

↳princesa: I’m gonna be honest with you. We get worse with distance — you got off light this year

↳landonorris: nooooooooooooooo

↳user20: and they’re back to their regular programming

user21: my favorite part of the season is now knowing Lando Norris is the type of person to clutch his pearls at the sight of an ankle…

↳user22: right? Not what i expected

↳landonorris: I AM NOT!

↳user22: sure Jan

↳landonorris: I CAN HANDLE SEX JUST FINE THEIR JUST BEING MEAN TO ME

↳user21: ok grandpa, let’s get you back to bed

↳landonorris: NOT YOU GUYS TOO…

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carlossainz55: No more Ferrari PR jail, no more hiding these in my camera roll. My gorgeous gorgeous girl 🥵🥵 I’m so glad to be able to call you mine

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princesa: well let’s not completely get rid of the jail…I do quite like the handcuffs ☺️

↳carlossainz55: I could be persuaded

↳princesa: meet me in five?

↳carlossainz55: 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

user23: oh my god you guys were being tame???

↳princesa: oh absolutely

↳user23: oh my god…

user24: can Carlos fight? Like seriously?

↳carlossainz55: Yes

↳user25: I think if a group of us get together we could take him

↳carlossainz55: You’d be wrong

↳princesa: sorry girls guys and nonbinary pals — I am a one man girl

↳princesa: and I think I’d have to report you to someone

↳user25: you know what? That’s fair

↳used24: and hot!?! Gotta love that kind of loyalty

landonorris: I’m gonna deactivate my account

↳princesa: I didn’t think I’d get my Christmas present so early!

↳landonorris: 😑😑

↳carlossainz55: I’ll give you a Christmas present 🎁

↳princesa: a big one?

↳carlossainz55: Oh you know it

↳landonorris: NOT ON MY COMMENT THREAD. GO AWAY

user26: Sad to see Carlos leave Ferrari but good god am I excited to see the more unhinged version of him in Williams…

↳user27: thank god I’m not the only one

[softspiderling]

✦ . * ocean blue eyes pt. III | r.c.

pairing: rafe cameron x reader

author's note: @ghostofwriting I know I changed it, keep it to yourself

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➞ ynsunshine he's her guitar player's brother, maybe she's just being supportive

↳ allhailyn not entirely convinced 🤨🤨

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ynsbaby … These sound like lyrics

➞ ynnnn i fear she is cooking

yn4life *slams credit card on the table* NEW SONG WHEN

➞ abrmsyn I only got a dollar… But new song when

ynsswiftie Pls don’t start posting easter eggs, Taylor is already making me crazy

➞ swiftienation real😭

ynsbiggestfan girly just got 1 billion streams on spotify and went “y’know what, let’s make that 2”😭

ynnation what is brewing🤨

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author’s note: the slow burn is slow burning. what are we thinking?

[daydreamingleclerc]

summertime; mick schumacher

mick and his girlfriend take summer break very seriously when they go on holiday with his fellow drivers.

includes; suggestive content, plus size!reader, bisexual!reader (mentioned), mick & pierre besties. pictures are NOT mine. all found on pinterest.

yn ✔️

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yn mickschumacher don’t keep me waiting x

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mickschumacher the only thing that will be waiting tonight will be the restaurant because 👀

yn hurry up and finish at the gym then, baby

pierregasly don’t you dare cancel on dinner just because you and mick want to fuck.

yn we won’t cancel! we’ll just miss the starters?

pierregasly i cant fucking stand you two

ynandmickslovechild oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

landonorris the toilet roll on the bin really makes this picture

yn i have my tits out and THAT’S what you’re focusing on? lando lando lando

landonorris you’re dating mick ! i’m being a respectful gentleman

lewishamilton i’m not 👀

hamiltonslewis oh my good god mick is your girlfriend single

yn she wishes x

mickschumacher you what??

itselenaberri YN WOW

yn thanks baby <3

mickschumacher ✔️

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mickschumacher summer holiday mode with my girl 🤍

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ginaschumacher have fun you two! 🤍

mickschumacher thanks gina! 🙏🏼

yn i wonder why you posted this one…

mickschumacher 🤔🤔 hm i have no idea

yn liar liar pants on fire.

mickandyn “my girl” 🥹🥹🥹🥹

pierregasly if you two are gonna be at it like rabbits i’d rather know now because i’m traumatized after that plane journey

yn should’ve knocked x

estebanocon no funny business please 🙏🏼

landonorris we have more of a chance of pigs sprouting wings and flying

yn ✔️

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yn it’s a good night when this dress comes out😍

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mickschumacher it’s definitely going to be a good night for me 🥵

mickschumacher god. your ass is fucking massive

yn words of affirmation, your love language 😍

ginaschumacher can u not just say she’s pretty and move on.

mickschumacher no.

schumisgirlfriend idk what mick sees in you

yn i could tell you… but instagram would block me. stay humble queen x

hamiltonsricciardo mick saw yn in that dress and let his intrusive thoughts win. and i do Not blame him. i am no better than a man.

corinnaschumacher yn!! you are beautiful, this dress is gorgeous 🥳 make sure my mick treats you right tonight!!

yn thanks corinna🥹

mickschumacher i’ll treat her real nice mama don’t worry about a thing ❤️

mickschumacher ✔️

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mickschumacher great view 😍

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yn my personal photographer 🤍

mickschumacher with his own personal stash😉

yn the one time i tried to be romantic.

corinnaschumacher so beautiful!! 😍😍😍😍

micksangels he’s literally a yn fan account 🥹

yn he knows his place that’s why <3

estebanocon i beg of you to both just calm down please

mickschumacher no

yn ✔️

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yn cheesin’ 😍

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mickschumacher i love you more than life

yn i know 😌

georgerussell63 oh. this is a very nice post

yn wish i could say the same about yours u dirty slut put ur muscles away x

hamiltonsangel yn i owe you my LIFE thank you for taking this picture

yn you’re so welcome bestie i’m so glad i could provide for u <3

landonorris why’s mick’s shirt blacked out

yn bc he had a pic of my tits on it

landonorris ffs

yn you walk into these situations lando it’s really not my fault

jackdoohan thank god you cut his meat grabbers out of the picture

yn MEAT GRABBERS HAHAHAHAHAH

yn you’re not wrong tho

mickschumacher are my toes really that bad

jackdoohan ……

mickieschumacher get someone the way mick looks at yn 😻

yn ✔️

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yn full of cocktails but wishing i was full of something else 🤔 mickschumacher i’m waiting…

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mickschumacher are you wearing any underwear?

yn i’ll let you work that one out x

mickschumacher check your messages.

pierregasly well… i’d have cancelled our plans too if i was mick

mickschumacher fuck you you’ve got your own

georgerussell63 fucking hell you’re insufferable when you’re drunk

yn i love it when you talk dirty x

landonorris i hope you mean full of food 😡

yn well… technically my mouth would be full..

landonorris how do i delete my eyes 😄

lewishamilton 👀

mickschumacher back off, lewis. she’s my girl, find your own.

yn 😻😻🤭

mickschumacher ✔️

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mickschumacher soaking up the moments like this 🤍

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landonorris have you finally recovered from last nights post from yn, thought you were dead

mickschumacher you should ask yn, not me 😌

landonorris why is it always me

danielslando ANGIEEEEEEEEEEE

yn my babies 🤍 love you more than life

mickschumacher we love you too ❤️

ginaschumacher 🥹🥹🥹 you’re the cutest

pierregasly photo credits jeeeeeez

mickschumacher no

mercedeschumacher yn and francisca being close and simultaneously bringing together mick and pierre is my favourite thing out of this whole relationship

yn join the club xx

yn ✔️

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yn told you guys, he’s a beefcake now cause he carries my fat ass around. gonna miss you when you have to go and race again ☹️

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mickschumacher i wouldn’t ever want to carry anybody else 🤍

yn and i wouldn’t ever want to clean up after anybody else 😌

mickschumacher just say you love me ☹️

yn i love you x

corinnaschumacher such a beautiful picture of you two! can’t wait for you to come home 🥳

yn we can’t wait to see you either, corinna!

danielricciardo thanks for the photo credits 😕

pierregasly sucks doesn’t it

lewisandmick still don’t understand why mick’s into fat girls like u

yn fit* girls, ur autocorrect is fried x

estebanocon you two haven’t had any noise complaints for a while… is everything okay?

yn you’ll need earplugs tonight, micks feral x

mickschumacher 😳🫣

[fandomfluffandfuck]

oughhh that sharper gifset u reblogged.... yknow i love that both seb and chris have characters that are mommy kink coded 🥴 max burnett and ransom drysdale anyone? now i'm thinking of both of them on their knees, one bratty baby and one subby baby (it's probably obvious who is which lol) getting edged by their shared mommy while they whine and whimper 🥵 who breaks first? who refuses to beg? these are the important questions everyone should be asking themselves 😏

(thank u mr s for having a space to entertain these horny thots 🙈)

related to this

Two things--

This fucking song

2. I have not actually seen Sharper or Knives Out, so if this is out of character or weird... that's why. I have seen enough of Ransom on Tumblr to approximate his character for my needs (👀) but I haven't seen much love for Max, so he's more of an unknown to me.

And in my quest for this answer, I have to say, I checked the Wiki for Sharper and literally had to shut my laptop for a moment after reading, "[i]t is later revealed that Madeline and Max are not mother and son, but lovers who are targeting Richard." You can't make this shit up. Max has a mommy kink the size of fucking Texas. Like. Shut up!! Fuck him!!

Max x Ransom x fem!reader under the cut. Lots of subbiness and Mommy kink, too, lol

Who's bratty? Who's just subby?

You mentioned this is obvious and it fucking is, but I still want to expand on it because Ransom is a goddamn brat, and Max--once he's trusting and has faith he's not facing another con artist who will eat him up like ice cream to a hot spoon--is the mushiest sub to ever sub.

Ransom has gotten everything he's ever wanted his entire life just be virtue of being born to wealthy parents. He has always existed in the bubble of the very upper class, enjoying generational wealth as a well of pleasure that will never run dry. So, of course, when Mommy comes into his life and he wants, it's totally new to him to have her not fold to his every desire...

And when he figures out that she won't spoil him--different from everyone else he's ever met in the most entrancing kind of way that he can't have enough of, greedy as always--he huffs and puffs, pouts and grumbles, and just generally doesn't fucking understand. He brats.

He waits hours, even days to call or text back. He turns his cheek when Mommy asks if he likes what she's wearing, huffing that it's alright. He won't admit where he wants to go on dates and doesn't know what to do with himself when she tells him to pay, jaw-dropping. He gets off with her and doesn't offer to return the favor, instead, rolling over and falling asleep (or even just pretending to fall asleep) as if he has reason to be exhausted when she does all of the work. He's so bratty he's rude but Mommy doesn't excuse his behavior. She holds him accountable. She takes his phone when they meet up, has him unlock it, and sets her messages to priority notifications so he has no excuse and she knows when he's being obtuse. She grabs his chin and makes him look at her, locking their eyes together, then dragging his chin down and up to appreciate her. She snaps at him when he can't come up with a compliment fast enough, telling him sweetly, dangerously, "you can do better, honey," when he stutters out simply, "p-pretty." She adores pushing him to blush and stagger. She chooses where they go on dates, taking Ransom places he would never choose to prove her point. You answer when Mommy asks you a question. She makes him pay and tip more than a generationally wealthy brat like him would ever dream of. She decides if she's not going to cum when they hook up because Ransom makes her, he won't either, he'll just have to hold out until he figures out how to make her orgasm or until he begs to be shown how Mommy likes to be touched.

Her dominating insistence works, and Ransom folds under pressure, but he doesn't stop bratting in the first place. He just waits until it's too much to keep going, his brain melting because he loves it but he's not going to tell that to Mommy, that will just make her all more difficult, resisting his every whim and want, and he doesn't like difficult. He likes easy. He likes being spoiled. He... conversely, really likes being made to work for it with Mommy. He has to repeat to himself before he sees her, I like to be spoiled. I like to be spoiled. I, I, I like to be spoiled, dammit! having a mini tantrum in front of his vanity mirror.

Max, as mentioned, needs some time to warm up, he knows the cards he holds up his own sleeve at all times, but he doesn't know that of others always. He's a pretty decent card counter, but he's learned the hard way that there are people who are better at it than him, and not everyone is playing with the same set of cards or abiding by the same rules. So he's careful. He has to be, he can't be collared with his head in the hands of every beautiful, strong woman he meets (as much as he might like to be).

The minute he warms up from a block of ice, he's melting into a puddle...

He will do anything for Mommy.

Any ask she could possibly have.

His favorite thing, though, if he had to pick himself, is being ordered around like a personal servant. When Mommy snaps and points at the floor, waiting expectantly until his knees hit the floor and he hurriedly starts the process of undoing her shoes, slipping them off her feet and kissing his way from the tops of her feet up her legs, shins, knees, thighs, inner thighs, pus-- God, he leaves his body, shuddering under the weight of his lust. He loves being useful for Mommy. He will eagerly fetch Mommy's more comfortable clothes so she can slip out of her work clothes, letting her sit, reclined on the bench of Mommy's house's entryway while he skitters away. He will watch Mommy sigh as she pulls off her bra, and moan when she flicks it over toward him, tossing it over his face, and allowing him the luxury of touching her undergarments. He will learn her favorite cocktails and liquors, mixing her drinks at her request. He will be her mirror, adjusting her hair or telling her when her makeup has smeared or worn off or being a sturdy pillar to hold while she slips into heels or literally fucking anything. He will be anything. He just wants to be hers.

He wants to be good for Mommy more than he wants oxygen.

And Mommy, of course, uses him up. Who would she be to deny him, such a sweet little submissive?

Before Ransom and Max meet each other and learn how to get along, Mommy's favorite days are spent bouncing between them. The contrast is so satisfying. She spent the previous night with Max, getting off so many times that her legs turn to jello and she physically can't cum anymore with his wicked, thoroughly servicing mouth and cock and hands, has a slow morning with her precious, desperately good boy, letting him cook for her and allowing him to assist her in getting dressed. Then, she has him leave and she goes out to find Ransom. Max is an immediate hit; Ransom is an exercise in patience. Mommy wears him down throughout lunch and into dinner. By the time the dessert course comes, Ransom is whimpering under his breath, needy and broken open.

Who breaks first?

You would think it would be Max. But actually, I don't think Max breaks first simply for the fact that he doesn't actually break in a scene unless you count the moment his eyes roll back in pleasure when Mommy finally decides he can have an orgasm. The thing is, really, that Max is already broken going in. That's how fucking soft and subby he is. He doesn't need to be broken. He gives in, easily without any rigidity, so there's nothing to put tension into and snap.

All Mommy does is tell him his place, reminding him of it oh-so softly, and he's already done for.

Ransom, however, holds more than enough rigidity to store up the tension until he breaks. He doesn't just break, though. He doesn't even snap. When he breaks, he shatters. Scattering into a million tiny pieces that beg to be mocked and dominated in a way only Mommy can provide.

So, Max doesn't break. He doesn't have a bone in his body to fracture, he's already just a puddle. But Ransom does.

Ransom breaks much, much later than before the beginning of a scene. It takes him well into the scene, probably even more than halfway through on a typical day.

But...

At some point, he gets worn down, affected not only by the mouth-watering rough, unforgiving treatment Mommy gives him but also so deeply aroused seeing how good Max is getting it. Max is an example--when all three of them are together or when blackmail-worthy pictures, voice notes/voicemails, or videos are shared between them--of perfect obedience. Max is good. And Max is rewarded for not pushing back, only being pushed in the direction Mommy wants him to go. He folds. He bends over backwards. He does anything. No matter how embarrassing or confidence-building. Simple or complex. Sexual or not.

Watching the way Max moves, the way he shudders, the way he obeys... Ransom understands what Mommy sees in him and in Max. He understands the urge to dom, suddenly. He's a brat but he has no real compulsion to dom in the bedroom--he thought he did, maybe once, but faced with a real dom like Mommy?

God.

He doesn't want it.

He wants what Max has.

What Max gets for being a good boy.

He wants to shatter apart, whining, whimpering, and getting rewarded.

He wants the same treatment. He wants Mommy to be nice to him. He wants to deserve it. What can he do to make it up to Mommy? He needs to know! And that's the moment he breaks, his eyes opening wide from their challenging squint to get big, watery, and begging.

Who refuses to beg?

With relation to all of that-? ^ You know what I'm about to say.

Ransom.

The brat won't beg until he's damn well ready to. He's a stubborn little bitch until he's not. When he isn't, though, the floodgates open and he begs to the point that he doesn't even know what he's begging for. Predictably, his begging does always, always, always start with begging for forgiveness. And by the end, he just might be begging for mercy... it depends on what Mommy has in store for him and how far she wants to push him once she has him in her grasp.

But, also, he conveniently always seems to forget, in moments when he's not broken--shattered into submissive pieces of a fine, expensive porcelain vase that was dropped on the floor--that he does beg. He prances around like he's too proud to beg and has remained that way as if he's never been ground down to a puddle next to Max, just the same spilled, boneless shape. Max is ice that's melted, easy and common, but still so divine and exciting, while Ransom is rock, needing higher heat and pressure before succumbing to his true nature.

So, most of the time when Ransom does start begging... it ends up on film. And whenever he starts to feel too proud, Mommy sends him a little text. Audio or video of him moaning, "pleasepleasepleaspleasepleaseplease, Mommy, mommyyyy, please!" Hardly taking a breath to gasp, all urgent and thoughtless.

Mommy also uses those same clips to torture Max, though. Don't worry. He's not left out.

Max will absolutely beg if Mommy requests, he'll beg for the most embarrassing of things just because she says so--beg to be allowed to go to the bathroom, beg to be allowed to smell her panties after she's ruined them with wetness, beg to be allowed to move, etc.--but usually he doesn't say much of anything. When he's floating high or swimming deep in subspace, he tends to go super spacy and nonverbal. The best he can do is moan, gasp, or whimper. Words get too hard. And he's too easy and simple.

He's so easy and simple just a little clip of Ransom at his most desperate will send him into a spiral, the sound playing loud and clear through his Airpods, leaving him slouching wherever he stands, knees weak, eyes glazing over, and skin blushing the cutest pink.

Yeahhh...

Mommy's boys.

(Okay, okay, okay, one last song, this one is a little harsher and probably much more of Ransom's vibe than Max's but it still fucks)

(Fine, okay, I'm actually done now)

[ivy-plays]

Ik I already did one request but I love ur posts sooooo can u pretty please do like blitzo and anyone u wanna add headcannons what there like during ✨spicy✨🥵🌶️time and if u don’t do nsfw that’s ok just some dating headcannons thank uuuuuuu

Here’s a meme for your time

Of course dear! It won't be too explicit bc we'll. I'm not used to writing anything explicit but this is right in my skill set lol. And thank you for the meme! I now want dinosaur ravioli 😔

Plot: request

Raiting: 16+/m

Reader: gn bc y'all know why lol

Style: head cannon/ bullet points

Warnings: like. 1 cuss word I think but the whole second half is spicy head cannons so. Read at your own descrrssion I'm not your mama and can't tell you what to do

I'm just doing Blitzø in this one bc I haven't written anything like this before so I want to make sure it's well received before I write for everyone else lol.

Blitzø:

Basic relationship stuff:

Very chaotic

And I mean VERY

You would naturally probably work for him either after or before y'all become a couple.thats up for you to decide.

Like Loona, he wouldn't yell at you or blame you when something goes wrong on a job .

And speaking of when y'all are on jobs he always has an eye on you and tries to stay close to you,not because he doesn't think you would be able to defend yourself. He definitely knows you can.

(which may or may not turn him on . Anyway)

He just is protective of the things and people he loves due to being afraid to lose anyone else he cares about.

You have to sit through his hours long rants about horses and his..."research" ....

You become another parent to Loona. (Who she likes slightly more and y'all laugh at how pissed off Blitzø gets about it lol)

It would be Blitzø and you who went to go steal Stolaz grimware (or however tf you spell it idk man)

Blitzø was very hesitant when it came to the whole sleeping with Stolaz thing ,but you told him you didn't care bc you knew that he didn't have feelings for the owl. (Yet)

Stolaz would probably rope you into the deal as well bc mmmm plot

Anyway.

Being in a relationship with Blitzø will be chaotic and challenging at times. (Like when he starts to doubt himself and whether or not he's good enough for you. Good enough to be happy.) But. You're always there for each other and it all works out in the end.

(I also think in the end you two would bring Stolaz into your relationship after the both of y'all realized you had feelings for the owl and talked it over with each other before bringing the idea to Stolaz)

Now. ✨Le spicy bits ✨

SIR KINK

I really do think Blitzø would have a massive authority kink and would want you to call him sir.

Mans likes to feel in control.

Now on the flip side of that. I do think Blitzø would be a switch but with a heavy preference on being on top.

Like. If you were to beg him enough he might let you top him or if he is tired enough.

But even then he still has some level of control over you and is telling you what to do .

That's just how it is. I don't make the rules lol

I also think (based off of lines said in sertin episodes as well as the pilot) that he would be into bondage and a masochism/saidism.

Definitely prefers to do the tying and not the one to be tied up. Again. He likes to have control.

And be prepared bc mans has a whole stash of shit like whips (of all different shoes and materials.) Gags, many different things to restrain you with. (Handcuffs,rope, sashes, his own hands)

He would also be a big damn tease. Like. I have a feeling Blitzø could get off just off the way you squirm and beg for him to stop messing around and fuck you already.

10/10 would blind fold you.

Throat fucking *cough cough clears throat* what was that??? I didn't hear anything.👀

[ace-turned-confused]

Here I am dropping my thots on “seashells & sandcastles” 🫶🏻🤍

I’m begging for some higher force to beam me to the sea so I can smell that fresh air too. I’m dreaming about it actually. 👀🫠

“Your memory comes back to you and that's when you realise — you’ve slept with Joel Miller. You know, dad’s best friend Joel Miller.” And I’m also dreaming about this too 😍🙏🏻

“ -a fair gap between your fingers and thumb as you try to wrap your hand around his girth, beads of precome starting to pearl as you brush your thumb over his tip.” Joel Miller and his big cock should be right here with me, when will it be my turn ???😵‍💫🥵

“You could just finish the job yourself, but why do that when you could have Joel do it instead.” Exactly why do it yourself when you can let it be done by Joel Fucking Miller 🤩😍

Actually, Joel Miller is the first person I put in horny jail because it’s criminal how fucking hot that men is 🤗🫠

“Barely woken up and you’re already all needy, huh? S’what happens when you get fucked real good.” The little voice in my head is screaming. Of course we are needy for him what a question 😫😍

I don’t know if this is TMI but I watched some porn with thigh fucking and I don’t know, but that was so hot 🥵 And now this : “He moves your leg back into place, holding himself in the wet heat between your thighs and starts thrusting, the fat head of him just catching on your entrance but never pushing in.” I’m biting my pillow 🤗🤯

“Don’t wanna hear any complaints. You be good and come for me like this, then maybe I’ll give you what you want and fuck you nice ‘n hard later. Understand?” Yes sir I understood that nice and clear, fuckin hell I love him 😍

Not the dad almost walking in on them ohhhh no 😵‍💫

That would’ve been a very compromising position😅

“Never felt a pussy as drenched as this one. Bet I could slip right in her like it’s nothing.” So why don’t you just slip in Joeli do it nowwwww 🤭

It’s really so good how he’s rough and dominating throughout but then afterwards he’s like “are you ok?” That’s the kind of treatment I need 😊

“Dunno, I just like picking them up.” You take a pebble in hand, smoothing your fingers over its surface.” I used to do that in my childhood all the time wherever we were if I thought those were pretty stones and shells. I picked them up and I took them home. That was a nice little thing to do 🥹🥲

“You’re real trouble, sweetheart.” Of course, what else did he expect 😜😙

“Leaning in close behind you, he lowers his voice right into your ear, “You just wanted my hands on you.” I would do anything to have his hands on my body so I support playin some tricks to make it happen, besides he knew the second she asked him to put lotion on her what this was about🤭

“That feel good? Know my fingers are so much bigger than your own. Bet it’s not as nice as my cock, though, huh? Had you completely stretched out, took me so well.” Him and his filthy mouth are a danger to society (and my panties)😈🥵

“You’ve been so good for me, ‘m gonna fill you up again tonight — I’m gonna fuck ya nice ‘n hard, just like I promised. You can be as loud as you want, wanna hear all the pretty noises you can make.” After hearing this I would also come. I mean you’re gonna fill me up tonight, You’re gonna fuck me nice and hard just like you promised and I can be as loud as I want….hell yeah.

The way you write Joel is honestly chefs kiss 💋

“Placing you down on your feet again, he doesn’t give you time to scold him and seals his mouth to yours, one hand pulling you into him by the small of your back, the other cradling your cheek. For the first time, he notices how the softness of your skin elsewhere carries over into your lips, and you hang your arms over his shoulders, fingers threading gently through his curls.” This makes me feel all fuzzy warm in my chest. I’m really going through the emotions here, first I’m horny then it turns into nostalgia, then back to horny and now I feel all lovey dovey 🥹🥰

“Throughout dinner he made sure your parents' glasses were never empty, sending you a wink and a slanted smile with each pour as they became more and more carefree, his free hand caressing your back every time he rounded the table.” I see what you’re doing Joel, getting her parents real drunk so they go to bed pass out and don’t hear any of the feverish fucking that’s about to happen. ☺️😉

“Seems to me that you quite like bein’ punished. Now, I do enjoy puttin’ you in your place, but it’s nice when you’re a good girl and I can reward you instead. You’re all dressed up too, you put on this pretty dress for me?” Who would not like to be punished and put in their place by Joel Miller. As Joel Millers Good Girl, i can say the reward is very nice indeed, but sometimes being a brat is fun. 🤩

“All weepin’ and I’ve barely touched her.” She indeed doesn’t need to be touched by him to weep, looking at him already does it 😝

“Hey, what’s wrong? You alright?” He rests a hand on you, thumb drawing soft circles into the swell of your ass, concern in his eyes.” I smell consent King 👑

“Joel lays his fingers flat and wipes his hand up through you before slapping you hard and leaving a burning, sticky handprint on your ass — you buck your hips back into him, letting out a strangled moan.” I’m a whore for spanking or slapping of any kind ahhhh😫😍🥵

“Never knew you had such a dirty mouth, baby. Definitely ruined this cunt for anyone else, nobody’s gonna make her come like I can. Stretched her so well that anyone else just ain’t gonna do the job.” Yeah if he would be real, and he would do this to me. I would definitely be ruined for anyone else I mean, who could compare to that let’s be real, no one 🤭🤗😅

“Please come inside me, Joel — wanna be full of your come, want it dripping out of me while I fall asleep.” Oh yes I said it before Joel Miller is the only man I would let come inside me no matter how many times he wants I don’t give a fuck. 🤩😅

Nix this was an absolute 10/10 masterpiece 🫶🏻🤍

okay i’ve been gatekeeping this since you sent it in bc it’s actually the nicest thing anyone could ever do 🥹😭

mina thank you sm for reading and taking the time to compile your exstensive thot breakdown 🙏🏻 i appreciate this AND YOU so much 💗

[bellysoupset]

AAAAAHHHHH SCREAMING BLUSHING CRYING SCREAMING SOME MORE‼️‼️ SOUP THE LAST TWO FICS HAVE ME DEAD LIKE OMFG WOW THANKS FOR BLESSING US WITH THESE IM GONNA EXPLODE 😭😭😭

okay so starting w the last one, ngl when i read 🧷anon’s request for bad caretaking from jon i was like NOOO bc i really just don’t like bad caretaking at all cause it just gives me second hand embarrassment lmaoooo idk why

BUT GOSH THE WAY YOU MIXED BOTH ASKS TO CREATE THIS MASTERPIECE WAS BEAUTIFUL‼️‼️ (SLAY 🧷 anon’s request‼️‼️‼️) like omfg the GUILT was SO INSANELY GOOD‼️‼️‼️ and the bitchiness at first was SO necessary and it just made all the guilt afterwards THAT much more angsty and raw and AHHHH it was just so perfect😭🫶🏽 baby girl begging at the beginning and the DETAIL OF JON BARELY EVEN LOOKING AT HER so he really just couldn’t have known/suspected she wasn’t feeling well😩 and omg the clear heartbreaking mix of “i don’t want you” + feeling so shitty but also safe w him that she completely trusts jon to take good care of her even if she’s a lil pissed at him 😭😭😭 and vin all worried at the end and then vin hugging him and jon feeling guilty about that too aghhhhh I LOVE ANGST SO MUCH SOUP THIS WAS PERFECT♥️ (i’m only a lil tiny tiny tiiiiiny bit sad this wasn’t longer bc i really wanted to see vin worried and taking care of her 🥹 (angsty part 2 w migraine getting worse maybe?👀👀👀 no pressure at all tho lmao i know we’ve had 2 wen focused fics in a row and i don’t wanna abuse my luck here teehee🫡) but fr tho this was so amazing and THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS IT GENUINELY MADE MY DAY AND IM SO THANKFUL FOR YOU WRITING ALL THESE REQUESTS YOU’RE THE BEST AND I *KNOW* YOU’RE GONNA GET FAR W YOUR WRITING bc you’re such a talented author and always able to depict the little things and make all your characters’ personalities shine through in the most beautiful (smol and big) ways and gosh you know i already love your writing but every single time you post i’m just always bamboozled by how CRAZY good your writing is AHHHHH)

omg and then the NSFW fic????????? GODDAMN?!?!?!?? i didn’t comment on it sooner bc i was legitimately speechless 🤭 that fic scratched the deepest itch in my brain in the most satisfying way possible🤓 and goshhh my girl was LIVING THE DREAM and i was vicariously living it through her omfg 🤭🤭 the “don’t even pretend to care” and the descriptions of her being so turned on was 🥵🥵 and vin being so chill and nonchalant about everything??? the kiss at the end???? holy mother this was SO FUCKING GOOD TOO and i have no words other than i will be rereading this one an abnormal number of times thank you very much 🤭🫡🫶🏽

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🦦 I swear to god I thought I had answered this one, I DONT WANNA ANSWER IT. I wanna keep it in my inbox so I can look at and cry.

LMAO I got so scared when you said you didn't like Bad Caretaker, because I mixed without asking either parties, so what a huge relief to know I didn't fuck it up.

I am soooo happy you liked it!!!! And all the details you picked up!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩 I agree it deserves a part 2, but I'm actually moving on to a Jonah (+ caretaker Luke) piece that kinda hinges on this not being solved. So don't worry, I'll bring it up again and also have more Vin and Wendy fluff (LOADS), but not in a part 2 manner

The smut got such an amazing turn out, I'm kicking my feet and squealing. Deepest itch uh? 🙈🙈 Guess the Wendy in you is showing, 🦦! Please DO read it an abnormal amount of times, just know I'll be giddy asf every time you do

[animalistic00]

I’m scared…but I must continue🫡 This is Cleo politely responding to the article, and I know she was threatening and going off the whole YouTube video 😂 Pope being like; “I tried to warn them.” No he didn’t he threatened their LIVES😂 I’m sorry I ever doubted you Kie, because I love her comment. I know she’s ready to throw some hands fr. I wanna know what was said in this YouTube video👀 how many threats were made, especially since JJ just posted the video. RAFE CAMERON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE🥰 he getting the lawyer for us, I love that. They’re going to DESTROY THIS ANONYMOUS individual. What did I say?!? Reader is legit the most protected person alive. JJ MAYBANK THE PERSON YOU ARE😍 he pulled a Will Smith but so much better lmao. He’s ready to bash heads in like Negan, from TWD.

AHHHHHH WE’RE EATING!!! You delivered I knew you would. YOUTUBE VIDEO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO🥳🥳🥳🎊🎉🙌 OH SHIT OH SHIT OHHHH SHIT!!! The photos used for them all, I haven’t read just scrolled down but OMG IM SO FREAKING READYYYYY!!!! Okayyyy, let’s GOOOOOO🥳😮‍💨 (gonna give ME a heart attack)

Cleo starting off with; “Let me start off…” I KNOW THIS ABOUT TO BE GOOD ASF AND SCARY AS SHIT TOO. PUMPING MY FIST IN THE AIR ABOUT CLEO!!! I love that girl so much, best person ever!!! Her immediately, saying we are her best friend and love of her life 😭 I love her. OTHER HALF🫶 I’m okay. I’m okay. Her saying “Jot that down.” LIKE YES MA’AM. You gonna speak about my bestie better consult me first fr. Cleo is me fr, I’d behave just like her too. THE REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED 😂 I know she was cussing and threading them. The last paragraph (her last spoken point) Cleo being like; “I will physically show you how sure I am of that.” YES MA’AM🥳🥵 Legit Queen. Her point!!! “If you can’t be friends with a boy without redacted redacted, then that is your prerogative.” YES ENOUGH SAID…PERIOD💅 and then her threatening them MWAH

POPE!!! I know he ate down. Lmao nooo I love that, him immediately turning it around and being like; “I always thought it would be Cleo leaving me for Y/N.” STOP I LOVE THAT AND HE’s speaking facts. The cussing off screen is hilarious, guarantee that was either Cleo or JJ 😂 him saying making us laugh is a win😭 stop I love him and our relationship sm. He’s so sweet, surprised we got him to act all nice and sweet. Lmao no Pope is hardheaded but is definitely a big teddy bear with his friends. Him and Cleo gonna be scary when they find the anonymous individual. “WE ARE A FAMILY.” Period say it louder and more clearer for those in the back. P4L🤟 POPE THREATENING THEM IS AMAZING!!! And him mentioning the linebacker YES SIRRRRR, and then him saying he’s never not solved a mystery. Get them king 👑

JOHN BBBBBBB, the legit dad of the group. Let’s goooo!!!! BRUHHHH not him introducing himself. Someone help this poor baby. This man is devouring. Got damn!!!! Him calling us the rock and saying it only takes two seconds is so sweet 😭 THE GODMOTHER. Y’all hear that. He ain’t playing, (none of them are) but damn. “You guys don’t get paid for thinking.” IS INSANE AND INCREDIBLY. ROAST THEM, END THEM, READ THEM FOR THE FILTH THEH ARE JOHN B. Him legit laying out how he loves Sarah, like common you’d have to be dead to miss that, even the dead can see that shit though. It’s ridiculous they even have to do this but I love that they are, and that the reader is there and she’s hearing all this. Though I know even off screen they’ve been reassuring her and whatnot. THEM BEGGING US TO STAY 😭🫶 I love our family. Also I wasn’t too far off about why we left. “She’s our best friend.” PERIOD. Followed by; “there’s not a universe out there where we don’t want her with us.” This is so sweet and kind and now I know I’m gonna be sobbing when Rafe and JJ speak.

SARAH🩵 sarahhhhhh. Stop she started this off so freaking sweet 😭😍 and not her crying since this posted. Forget what they said about me, yall made my girl cry. Cleo and Pope move over I’m leading the charge. Not only that, they hurt our friends so much by hurting us and that hurts. So much hurt. Never letting Sarah and John B forget we introduced them, though I don’t think they’d ever forget themselves. Gonna be the first story Maisie is gonna know and remember! How her godmother got her parents together. I love their sisterhood and Sarah saying she would have backed down if Reader had wanted John B 😭🫶 omg I love Sarah and readers relationship sm, it’s so beautiful and touching. Definitely sisters and soulmates. Tbf we’re soulmates with all the girls those😍

KIARA 🥰 I’m so sorry I said anything negative about you my love. NOT THE ACTUAL NOTES WITH CRINKLING PAPER ☠️😂🥰 Kie I love you sm and I know she’s about to destroy the anonymous person. Kie immediately coming for Rafe and exposing him is hilarious and I love that. Go girl!! I know Cleo was so smug and satisfied. That makes since that Ward would hate the school, lmao. Yesssss Kiara tell them, I can literally hear how baffled Kiara is at the fact people think reader cheated or cheats, and see her annoyed face as she’s gotta explain how reader is super loyal. HER THROWING RAFE IN GRAVE AT THIS POINT. She’s dragging him damn 😂 “flat on his ass” Kiara the GIRL YOU ARE 😍 the last paragraph Kie was done. Girl is so done being nice or anything she’s right there with Cleo ready to beat some people up. I love this, and getting to see really how strong Kiara and readers relationship is.

JJ MAYBANK!!! Oh god, I’m not ready. I’m ready😮‍💨 him staring it off lmao😂 I could totally hear and see him sounding both sad and irritated about having to be nice. Or somewhat nice because I know he’s gonna threaten someone. We are in fact not above third grade insults JJ😔THE THIRD PARAGRAPH STOP. Love of his life, sunshine personified, wave on perfect day, convinced her to love me, took years. Stop I love it so much and he’s legit the sweetest ever. I can’t, I can’t. “I’ve only ever wanted her to be happy.” HOW DOES OT FEEL TO BREAK MY HEART? Can hear the anger through the words. STOP. STOP. STOP. 😭😭😭 Paragraph five🥰 first off I love how self aware he is and he’s like she’s not with me for the money cuz I’m broke, and can’t keep money for shitttt. Lmao but us being best friends first, which has been established in secret (from the public) is just cute every time I see it. The ending with; “a life raft and smile.” DHDHFHHRHDHSBSJ I can’t they’re the cutest. If I was anonymous, I’d be shitting my pants RN

RAFEEEEEEE. His are long, and I know he’s got some stuff to SAYYYY. (Nothing wrong with them being wrong I just think it’s cute) the first paragraph already staring off hard, and him being like I thought we learned our lesson? Lmao the other football team seeing this drama and quaking in their boots. They got bets placed and it’s all on these individuals. OMG. OMG OMG. HIM COMING CLEAN AND SAYING WHAT HAPPENED😱 stop I can’t. That’s actually so sweet and sad. He’s like leave my GIRL ALONE 🤺 “I’ve seen her show rocks on the beach more compassion than any of you are showing her.” Is crazy, and I love it. The last part of the last paragraph 👀 that’s all I gotta say. I CANT WAIT FOR THIS.

Kildare University- Junior Year: 7 (JJ)

Endings Announcement

Synopsis: A Social Media AU in which you find yourself at Kildare University along with your friends. Starting over at a new school shouldn't be difficult. Well, except for the fact that your ex-boyfriend is the quarterback, and you are the drum major. Add in a little bit of drama, a lot of friendship, an ex who can't seem to let you go, and a best friend who has been in love with you since you were kids and well? Welcome to KU!

Pairings: Past!Rafe x Reader, JJ x Reader, Rafe x Reader

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[waitingformyfavoritesongs]

8:56 am pdt 26 February 2023 Sunday 🌞

I think 🤔 most viewers of my tumblr are bots 🤖😞🥵😤😖😭 difficulty breathing 8:58 am pdt

I can’t kid myself. Bcz incubus deprived me of oxygen & broke down my bones 🦴 I think this is really the end. 9 am pdt

me & my first real boyfriend never 👎 said “I love you” 💕 to each w. I think 🤔 may be we had a mutual understanding that it might not work out. Having s*x w/o love 💕 is basically what we were doing. We were maybe 🤔 kind enough to each other & maybe we had the same problem? W/ feelings? But we never talked about it directly. I think I remember hinting at a possible break up 🆙 maybe 2xs. Or 3xs. 9:06 am pdt

all 2017 I thought 💭 over & over again I am not prettier than Behati. I did not think I was pretty enough for incubus. 9:08 am pdt

9:12 am pdt 27 February 2023 Moooonday <- incubus did multiple “o” 🐮🌕🌖

9:14 am pdt I think 🤔 incubus doesn’t think the Jaycee dugard case is not a reflection? Of himself? Even though she remained missing for years & years & years which would have & sounds like was made possible through cooperative people such as police investigators who he directly talks to in their minds or ears 👂 or manipulation. If incubus =Antichrist = pretending to be god is talking to my aunt then therefore it looks very much possible he does the same w/ the police 👮‍♂️. Why should the police 👮‍♂️ not believe that they can get away 🚶‍♂️ w/ it if the Antichrist tells them they can? Who they believe is god? Why would Nick carter believe he can do things to young(slightly? Or more) autistic women & get away with it, if he didn’t have incubus Antichrist “bro” guaranteeing his success? (😖😭🥵😫 9:23 am pdt my heart ♥️ got weak last night I don’t think 💭 I have much longer to live. I believe all the emts & doctors 🥼 lied 🤥 about my heart ♥️ being ok 👌 9:25 am pdt maybe 🤔 my heart ♥️ is turning black? How does a heart ♥️ turn black? Bruised & deprivation of oxygen? 9:27 am pdt why would they lie?) 9:28 am pdt

9:29 am pdt incubus believes I’m a liar 🤥 in the worst way so that makes me untrustworthy. Repeatedly. I have these thoughts 💭. Started thinking 💭 he regards garrido more highly than me. 9:31 am pdt Q said something that hinted at that she was not a virgin, even though most of our friendship I thought 💭 she was. Her sun 🌞 sign 🪧 probably helped mislead. I did not push her or beg her to tell me more. Mystery person who she had s*x w/. My mom told me she doesn’t have to tell me & I said you’re right. Hopefully 🙏 her children 👶 don’t share the same baby daddy as others. 9:36 am pdt

9:40 am (@9:36 felt diarrhea cramps 😖😫😤🥵) incubus puts a ticklish annoying feeling @ back of my mouth 👄/throat & makes me have to cough 😷. 9:42 am pdt

9:49 am pdt incubus fired 🔥 my left hip flesh while I looked up Shannon Ruth Nick Carter stuff. I want to find out about his voice & her age. 9:52 am pdt

he’s going to kill me for writing ✍️ this . 11:14 am pdt I dread it & I think 💭 it will be the last nail in the coffin ⚰️ & there’s probably no way to prove it. I’m going to look 👀 up 🆙 some stuff first. 11:15 head is hot 🥵 11:16 am pdt

11:18 am pdt Q was the one who suggested I take the learning disability test/assessment in community college. Her mom was a counselor there, so she probably knew a lot of stuff about that college. Incubus is trying to take away that memory & make me feel unsure 😐 about it. 11:20 am pdt wasn’t incubus’ mom a counselor at his Brentwood school 🏫? I think 🤔 I also read in Wikipedia that she went to UCB. I forgot what I said to Q that prompted this. Maybe 🤔 I had said something about being slow at doing homework 📚 so 11:22 am pdt

12pm pdt I can’t hang out yet? Bcz busy? 1201pm pdt 2017 onwards incubus made me think 💭 he had an army of people working for him. When you’re rich 🤑 w/ super natural powers of pestilence, & can throw a basketball 🏀 from further than half court & can pull a car 🚗 w/ a rope, & levitate or fly like Superman, can seem invincible. When I ran away in 2020, my sister put a post on Facebook & Q reposted it in hers, & said “my friend” is missing, even though she blocked me & has not responded to my new Facebook. When I ran away I started to get the feeling that anyone I meet could be working for the incubus & was trying to kill me. Maybe Shannon Ruth feels similarly about Nick Carter since he raped her. Incubus said about Jaycee dugard, something like “it’s not death” ☠️ true it’s not death ☠️ but she was 11 years old & it hurt when garrido raped her. Incubus doesn’t care. He’s okay with sacrifice like that. “Because it’s not death.” ☠️ when I was a teen? There was a movie 🎥 on tv 📺 of a little Asian girl 👧 who was kidnapped & gang raped. She was rescued near the end of the movie 🎥 but she commits suicide? 12:10 pmpdt I remembered my heart ♥️ felt wrenched 🔧 w/ emotion when I saw man after man 👨 coming out of the room they held her captive unbuckling their belts & rebuckling their belts as they went in/out of the room. 12:12 pmpdt (😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤😖😭 head pain 12:13 pmpdt)

1:44 pmpdt when autistic &/or w/ learning disability, we can easily feel overwhelmed. 1:45 pmpdt when you’re 17 years old, we might still be naïve, & maybe 🤔 sometimes too trusting? To think 🤔 a Backstreet Boys concert 🎵 might be a safe place. 1:47 pmpdt

if Q thought 💭 I was retarded to some degree, & Nick carter also thought that if Shannon Ruth, maybe 🤔 they thought 💭 they can do anything to us, & the Antichrist incubus would ensure that what they did would stay hidden? 1:49 pmpdt head pain. Incubus makes me think different things at different times. I’ve lived a sh*tty life. He’s made me greedy for food probably Bcz he stunts growth, but makes me think I’m wicked Bcz I ate a lot at dinner at dads & he guilts me about it, even though my sister has at that time surpassed me in height & shes 2+ years younger. (1:51 pmpdt 🥵😤🥵😤🥵😖😭 I sound like a squealing pig 🐽 now w/ my wheezing? 1:52 pmpdt) he’s made me not care about myself & be clumsy? I walked into sharp wooden corners a lot & I think I once walked into a pole & fell on my back on the concrete sidewalk at community college but I hesitate to write about it Bcz my memory almost seems unreal Bcz he has the ability to take away memory but I have this memory still of not looking where I’m walking 🚶‍♂️ & walking into it & sorta bouncing off of it & I formerly had a friend who used to laugh 😂 about herself doing the same thing. 1:55 pmpdt I don’t usually think 💭 about that memory much. Incubus probably made me keep going like the energizer bunny even though I’m tired 😴 & light headed 🥴 woozy? Weird head feeling. On high school 🏫 grad 👨‍🎓 night in Disney land I stayed up 🆙 until morning & started seeing a green fog obscuring my vision & I don’t remember how long it lasted but I’m thinking it might have been a month? But my mom was overwhelmed with her own condition & scolded me to take myself to the doctor 👨‍⚕️ but I never took public transportation before so I don’t. & I waited it out. 1:59 pmpdt she also pressured me to get a job while I had this problem so I went to an interview & then told them “I’m not ready to work.” 2 pmpdt the grad night trip was partially paid for by one of my classmates parents. 2:01 pmpdt Q lived very close to blossom hill. Whenever incubus comes I can see that it would have been very easy for him to see her after seeing me. Hop skip ⏭ & a jump away. 2:02 pmpdt in 2010 Q wanted me to be her roommate - she wanted to move In together. It took me a while to accept my feelings that I wasn’t comfortable with anyone else who wasn’t mom. Eventually I tell her I can’t. But before this, I started asking other people I knew if they’d like to move in too, but Q seemed unhappy displeased maybe 🤔 angry 😠 about it. I can’t remember when, but I thought 💭 about moving to New York to be close to my sister. Mayb it was after my sister got married in late 2012. Then Q expressed interest in moving there. ≈2014? Incubus moved there? & filmed begin again? W/ Kiera knightly? Who my sister kinda looks like. In the movie 🎥 Greta gifts 🎁 David a song 🎶 she wrote? Does she do this without requesting royalties 👑???? Why would any song 🎶writer do that when he’s trying to become famous? Weird. 2:09 pmpdt one of the last times I talked to Q on the phone ☎️ she said she’s thinking 💭 about moving to Canada 🇨🇦 & says I should, too. 2:10 pmpdt I feel like that was very late, & my memory is very fuzzy where I was living at the time when she suggested this. Maybe it was 2013? Or 2014? 2:11 pmpdt

2:17 pmpdt whenever I question my memory, incubus makes me think 🤔 I’m lying 🤥 & guilts? Me about it. I question 🙋🏻‍♀️ myself now. 2:19 pmpdt I feel like I’m lying 🤥. 2:19 pmpdt sorta not caring anymore if I’m not remembering it precisely, but this is probably close to the truth. 2:20 pmpdt I think I remember the feeling of shock & how fast 💨 it happened the me walking 🚶‍♂️ into pole & bouncing off of it & falling. If I fall now I will probably crack open or shatter. Humpty Dumpty. 2:22 pmpdt

3:28 pmpdt I think incubus is making me think 🤔 that he thinks everyone is greedy & wicked & deserving to be punished with crimes happened to them & he doesn’t care who dies. Even 11 year old girls like Jaycee dugard. 😖😭😤🥵😤🥵😟😰 he made me think 💭 I’m making mountains 🏔 out of hills. 3:31 pmpdt he doesn’t care if he got me pregnant 🤰 & does abortion on me. He will do it to anyone he wants.... why? To prove a point? Or deceive me? Or both? 3:33 pmpdt

I was attracted to my first real boyfriend during college, but not high school 🏫. People have told me infront of him (that’s right! Infront!) & when he’s not around that he’s not that handsome. 3:34 pmpdt

9:36 pmpdt I’m doomed tonight Bcz of incubus giving me diarrhea & so it’s extra painful for my bones attacked my bones near hip joints. & ribs & skull & brain. My aunt stressed me out tonight. She’s not my friends for real. 9:39 pmpdt I have another confession & another memory of when I couldn’t resist cake. It was someone’s old birthday cake & the frosting was turning a moldy blue in one spot, so I tried to eat around it! Talk about NOT caring about myself! I got bad rashes & diarrhea that lasted for more than a year! The rashes took forever to go away! That was sometime btwn probably 2013-2014+ Bcz I still had the rashes when I visited my sister in late 2013. 9:43 pmpdt

autistic people also don’t always explore new things like new music. They take a while to warm up to new stuff I think I read. I also am a little like this plus I usually try to save money 💵💸💰

Backstreet Boys have been around since 1993/1996, a lot of time to gain a good reputation. As long as you love me was a little bit of a favorite song. The instrumentals probably are meant to appeal to a younger crowd. (#3 again 9:48 😞😤😤🥵😫🥵 ) Nick carter w/ his silky blonde hair 👱‍♀️ & very blue eyes 👀 & a voice that probably resembles a teenager who has been castrated before full puberty probably makes him look 👀 like an angelic 😇 👼 trust worthy cherub/angel. When I was ≈11 years old I think 🤔 I remembered hearing girls thinking Nick carter was the cutest one ☝️ 9:52 pmpdt I liked Brian.

9:57 pmpdt each time I look 👀 at that incubus picture I pinned up 🆙 ⬆️ there he looks more angry 😠 .

9:58 pmpdt The incubus left me a hair I think 🤔 to trick me. It could be anyone’s hair, even my own autocorrect:🤕 😣 😓 pain skull 💀 10 pmpdt but I have no money 💰 to evaluate it. He taped it to a cookie 🍪 container that seemed to allude that it’s our daughter’s hair. But he knows I don’t have money 💰! & he can easily manipulate the results! So it’s probably another scam to make me waste money 💰! The cookie 🍪 container has “bat” 🦇 on it which is Hebrew for daughter (vag sharp skull 💀 vag sharp jaw bone 🦴 pain 10:04 pmpdt) I think 💭 that is his way of saying scaredy-cat to me. 10:05 pmpdt & he ruined my bed 🛌 springs claiming we had passionate s*x! & then he fixed it. I feel like he’s going to kill me for sharing this, but I had enough of his deception! He’s a wife beater head pain 10:08 pmpdt if he’s really my husband. Does anyone else see that he made gios eyes 👀 brown???? I hope 🤞 it’s not only my connection to the internet that sees this!!!! So why this! Why now?! He trying to tug at my heart ♥️ strings to make me stay quiet 🤐???? 10:12 pmpdt

[haechvn]

Sit Down Please (Headcanon) (18+ NSFW)

Pairing: Shuri x F!Reader

Warning: Nasty whoreish good for nothing filth..

Summary/Request: Am I the only one that thinks Shuri would love when reader sits on her face 👀🥵

Word Count: 0.7k+

Author’s Note: Just read you whores. Thank you Anon! <3

Taglist :  @melodykisses, @blackhottie25, @tonakings, @coalmistyy, @szalipcombo, @prettyluhlaiiii, @yelenabelovasgf, @callmeoncette, @clqrosmgc, @beautybyfire, @homelessmicechild, @shurisbitch

Translations: Sthandwa = My love

The S in Shuri also stands for seat in case you didn’t know

Her facial structure is so pristine and clean cut. Why you may ask? IT’S BC THAT’S WHERE YOUR COOCHIE IS DESIGNED TO BE

Wants to eat you out in her lab, the throne room (ON THE THRONEEEE), on a ship. Literally everywhere

Don’t think about how Shuri practically begs you every morning to eat you as a part of her breakfast

“Sthandwa, as Princess of Wakanda, I decree that you must place yourself on my face in order for me to truly be able to guide my country in the best way possible. I cannot go without it. ”

Just the thought of her tongue circling your clit gives her more strength than the heart-shaped herb

She loves when you choke her with your pussy, constantly moaning into your pussy and rubbing both of her hands over your ass

Breathing isn’t that important anyways

You could see your juice fall down on the sides of her face and make her jaw glitter omg

She would ask you to wipe it off with your fingers and stick them in your mouth I—

Tugging you further and further into her mouth as if she is treasure hunting up your insides

Shuri would force you to always keep your eyes on her

But other times, she would shut her eyes so tight and just focus on how soft and luscious you feel in her mouth and she wouldn’t be able to stop moaning i promise

Being the kinky fuck she is, she may or may not put a finger up your a—

She wouldn’t let you go until you’ve cum at least twice and she would want you to watch her gulp your cum down her throat OMG AH

Constantly shaking her head north south east and west, wanting to catch every part of you in her mouth

SPITS ON YOUR CLIT EVERY TEN SECONDS BC THE S IN SHURI STANDS FOR WHAT??

I think she would also have a thing for biting your clit

Like when you feel like you are going to explode and want to run away, she would teasingly bite you and pull you down even closer or wrap your legs around her head even tighter bc she could care less if she died between your thighs or not

I feel like when she goes down on you, she’s more of a munch vs a fingering kinda gal buttt

Every time she fingers you, it's always three fingers bc she needs you to feel her in all her glory

She likes doing the infamous ‘come here’ motion but at any extremely slow place so you would feel her fingers on your g spot for AT LEAST five seconds at a time

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG FIVE SECONDS IS???

while doing that, Shuri would move her whole head in circles going in one direction (#zarry) and have her tongue moving in the opposite direction!!!!

SHURI IS A DIRTY GIRL LIKE YALL

Would force you to sit on her during zoom calls and phone conversations

WOULD PURPOSELY SPEAK XHOSA INTO YOUR PUSSY WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM BC IF THAT DOESN’T THROW YOU OVER THE EDGE I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL

“You better bounce this pussy on my face Princess before I punish you for not being slutty enough for me” !!!!!!

Loves when you grab her hair and force her head up and just GRIND THE FUCK OUT OF THAT STUNNING FACE

WANTS YOU TO BE AGRESSIVE WITH HER SO SHE FEELS SLUTTED OUTTTTT

You would always be seeing her eyes roll to the back of her head and fuck does she look amazing

Would completely blow down to you when you reach back and start stroking her pussy bc your Queen needs attention too &lt;3

Rubbing on her clit or fingering her would literally bring growls out of Shuri likee

She would deliver the hardest and loudest slaps to your ass, and groan like the little bitch she is bc truth be told, SHE LIKE BEING HANDLED LIKE A WHORE

She would grind her hips up to meet your fingers and just whore herself out

“Fuck baby right there ughh” BUT YOU WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE’S SAYING SINCE HER MOUTH IS VERY MUCH FULL

I can see her wanting to eat you out for an entire hour but “baby you have an entire country to rule”

“yea and somehow this pussy is still more important” 

I rest my case

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Karasuno's Manager:

The Tiny Giant's Little Sister

Karasuno featuring Tenma Udai (tiny giant) x first year female manager

Warnings: light Kageyama x Hinata exchange Swearing

A/N: This is a request from @korrynn-nadine! Sorry if the tag didn't stick, this happens alot to me 😅

Ahh to be a High school freshman/first year again

Just kidding 😅 I hated high school

But that doesn't mean you have to hate High School YN

And I imagine going to Karasuno would be oh so exciting!

Literally, there is so many cool sports, the people seem nice and the uniforms 👌🏻

You can't tell me their uniforms aren't comfy ✋🏻 because they are

I believe Noya's uniform assessment

NE WAYS you also came to Karasuno because it was your brother's alma mater

Thanks right, your big brother is none other than....

TENMA UDAI 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

Aka the Tiny giant

Aka the guy Hinata looks up to 🙌🏻

Not me hinting that detail would ever be problematic/ important 👀

I would NEVER

You needed a club and bad!

In fact, you just so happened to be telling your resident bestie Yachi of your plight

"Do you know of any clubs that need a manager??"- You to Yachi

Unbeknownst to know, a certain someone heard you

Not Kiyoko sneaking behind corners scouting for managers 😫

Just kidding that's definitely Noya and Tanaka following Kiyoko as she scouts for managers

"Hey did you both say you needed a club?"- Kiyoko, our resident gorgeous third year says

You 👉🏻 yes 😍

Yachi 👉🏻 😐😳🥵 yes...

"Would you like to come check out the team with me tonight?"- Kiyoko

Kiyoko would never show this but she's definitely begging for you to say yes!

You practically leaped at the opportunity

Because you see, you might know a thing or two about volleyball 🏐

I mean your brother IS the tiny giant after all

But you, yourself are also skilled in volleyball knowledge

Our smart queen YN 🥰

At practice, you show up and get introduced to the team

Immediately Hinata gets one of this like psychic feelings

Hinata swears he knows you from somewhere but he can't place it

You know, like when he knew Shiratorizawa was outside the gym doors in season 3?

"ThErE hErE"- Hinata 😠

I get so distracted, back to business 👏🏻

So of course, he says something 😐

No chill this boy istg-

"Hey you look familiar, don't I know you?"- Hinata

You just stare 👁👄👁

"Hinata you dumbass not everyone knows you!"- Kageyama says smacking Hinata

"Chill out crappy-yama! This is why you'll never have a girlfriend! You can't even talk to girls!"- Hinata 😜

Daichi rn 👉🏻 😡

Tsukishima 👉🏻 📱

Asahi 👉🏻 panicking

"Alright Alright you idiots, break it up! Don't you know you should never fight in front of ladies!"- Tanaka

Kiyoko 👉🏻😐🙄 this is why we can't have nice things

After that strange encounter, you begin your trial as Karasuno's newest manager

Honestly, you love it!

Filling water bottles, taking notes, doing team laundry

You even manage to help the boys with practice

"Wow YN! You really know alot about volleyball!"- Hinata 🤩

"Thanks! My brother played for Karasuno years ago, so I know a few things!"- You

"Oh who was your brother YN?"- Daichi asks

You were just about to answer when Kiyoko called you to help set up chairs!

"Just a second!"- You say waving to the boys and running to help your fellow manager

I mean, knowing your brother couldn't really be THAT important right?

👆🏻 as the gif suggests, it does in fact prove to be a big deal 😅

You're bother just so happens to be home for the weekend and you tell him about how you are Karasuno's Manager

You also tell him about Hinata

Just wait until he finds out you talked him up YN ✋🏻

You're brother asks you about the team and you tell him that they are sure to go to Nationals again

"I should probably come check them out then"- Tenma says

You nod in agreement as you text Coach Ukai and Takeda to make sure it's all good

They agree, knowing your brother use to play for Karasuno

However 👀 they never made the connection that YOU were the sister of the Tiny giant

Boy are they all in for a big surprise 🤩

On Monday, you arrive at practice and set up

As the boys enter and begin to warm up, you patiently await your brother's arrival

"Hey whose that guy?"- Hinata asks as he dozens of eyes follow him to the door

Only Ukai makes the connection 😳

"Holy crap that's Tenma Udai!"- he whispers to Takeda

"Who is that?"- Takeda

"You remember Hinata's role model? Well that's him!"- Ukai

Takeda 👉🏻😱😱

But Ukai and Takeda aren't the only ones to notice something

"Wait? Didn't YN say her brother use to play for Karasuno?"- Daichi asks Suga and Asahi

They both nod 😃

"And her brother is pretty short..."- Daichi

They both nod again 😃

"Do you think?"- Daichi 👀

Again 👉🏻 nod 😃

"Guys this is my big brother Tenma Udai! He use to play for Karasuno a few years ago!"- You say

It kind of hits Kageyama all at once

Like a train 🚆

Because man's knows volleyball and he knows that name!

Only Kageyama is like frozen 😳

You just look at Kageyama, Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Takeda and Ukai who all seem to just be staring with their mouths open 😲

Leave it to Hinata to break the silence

"Wow you are short like me! What position did you play?"- He asks Tenma

"Winged spiker"- Tenma answers with a smile

"With your height?? That's so cool! So you were like the Tiny giant before me then!"- Hinata

Oh you precious idiot 😭

It's then that you realize

"Oh yeah, I don't think I ever mentioned my brother is the tiny giant"- you say, nonchalantly

Give it a minute

Just a second longer ⌚️

"Wait ✋🏻 ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW??"- Hinata 👇🏻

"Yep that's me. Former #10"- Tenma says smiling at the ginger boy who is now just so excited

Literally you made his entire life YN 😭

Hinata is going to want to ask a million questions but we limit him to 5

The team enjoys having your brother around and the advice he gives

Hinata is star struck the entire time

Our bby is so happy rn 🤩

When Hinata and Kageyama show Tenma their quick, Tenma is shocked 😲

"Holy crap thats amazing!! I think that's higher than I could even jump!"- Tenma says

Hinata and Kageyama nearly die from the compliment

When Tenma takes his leave, he promises to come back to watch the boys when they make it to Nationals

"Don't let me down guys!"- Tenma says, waving as he takes his leave

You just stand there and wave, turning to see the faces of your team staring at you

"Yn why didn't you tell us sooner??"- Daichi scolds

"Yeah YN we could have prepared more!"- Suga follows up

You 👉🏻😃 excuse me?

Meanwhile Hinata is just standing there with the biggest smile ever

YN you made our feral child so darn happy 🥰

[love-toxin]

stuck in the tree house together you say👀 MESSY CONFESSION SEX YOU SAY👁️👄👁️ I- 🤤🥵😈 this is gonna keep me up tonight 💦

OK IM COMING BACK TO THIS BC I HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS....WOOF

max in the treehouse hcs (spoiler-heavy)

☆ hc / ♡ spicy hc (cw: blood)

☆ So in this scenario the prologue is a little different; not only are Max and Laura best friends rather than partners, but you're the third BFF that's tagging along as a new camp counselor at Hackett's Quarry summer camp.

☆ Obviously you veer off the road and end up crossing paths with Travis Hackett as per usual, but the cell between your best friends is now occupied by you. You're dragged along through those hellish two months beside your friends, plus, you have to watch as Max transforms for the first time and Laura suffers the injury that takes out her eye. Traumatizing, no?

☆ As such, you can sense that your feelings for Max are getting stronger and harder to hide as your ordeal drags on. Especially when he gets so protective over both you and Laura when you get dragged away for interrogations, and he never fails to threaten Travis if he even thinks about doing something to you when he takes you away for showers. Your common sense tells you that it's just who Max is, that he's just naturally protective over his friends--but part of you wonders if that glare he shoots Travis whenever he gets near you is protection, or if it's partly jealousy, too. But you're probably just projecting. Right..?

☆ Wrong! Maybe. You have no idea what Max is thinking, but when you finally escape the jailhouse and venture out with your friends towards the camp to break the curse, it's near impossible for you to decide whether you should tell him how you feel. He's already got so much on his plate, and Laura is determined to fight tooth and nail to rescue him, so it's probably not the best time.

☆ However, you have little idea of where you stand in this fight. Laura certainly won't let you come along with her when she's heading right into danger--she's already let Max get infected, she can't let anything happen to her other best friend too--but when you declare that you'll go with Max to the island to make sure he's locked away safely, he has a million reasons as to why you can't come. Whereas Laura actually thinks it's for the better, Max is terrified that he'll end up hurting you--but in the end you and Laura are more convincing, and he resigns himself to it but at least makes it clear that he's glad you're with him, despite the danger it poses to you.

☆ It feels a little less exciting to have some alone time with him when he's getting ready to turn, though. You're on the top floor of the treehouse and about to descend through the trap door to leave him, but he won't let you go. He's got his hands all over you, hugging you, sniffing your hair, begging you in that whiny tone for you not to leave. He feels so awful, you won't leave him like this, right? He needs you to feel better, you can't leave, you just can't.

☆ It's so hard to pull away from him, but if you can, you have to do it quickly. A tearful "I'm sorry, Max!" a hard shove to get him off of you, and a drop through the open door before you hurry to close it and lock it shut with shaky hands. That's all you have to do, and you can wait it out until morning, through all the snarling and growling and crashing around you have to listen to up there until he finally turns back into your Max.

☆ Or, the more likely option. In your attempt to get away from him, Max bites you and infects you without meaning to. When you step back and look down at your bleeding arm or feel at your neck to realize what he's done, he sobers up for a precious second--"Oh my god, oh my god! I'm so sorry-"--before his transformation really starts taking over.

☆ The worst part of the experience is definitely that hour or two that it takes you to turn yourself. You not only have to watch your crush shift in an explosion of blood into a monster, but you can do nothing but watch his werewolf self pace around in front of you, unable to bite you but not quite convinced that he can't eat you. At least when you change forms yourself, you aren't really aware of much, even though it's still an awful experience.

☆ And when you wake up, lo and behold, what you thought could only be a dream has become your reality. Maybe you were tussling with each other or he, in his werewolf mind, decided you were good enough to take a nap on--because you awaken with your back to the wood floor, and Max's human body laid out on top of you. The blood makes everything a lot slicker and more disgusting, but the warmth of his skin as his head rests on your chest and his stomach lays comfortably between your legs is a feeling you never knew you craved so much.

♡ And even though you're naked in front of each other for the first time, you can't help but throw your arms around him and hug him even closer when he lifts his head up to look at you.

☆ "Oh my god, she...oh, my god, I'm naked...y-you're naked!"

♡ You can't really blame him for staring at first, but he averts his eyes once the realization dawns on him and it's...so cute. You could spot his blush from a mile away even under layers of blood. The two of you get to your feet and the air has changed--it's quieter, more tense, both of you shyly looking away but stealing peeks at each other when you think they aren't looking. All it takes is one moment where your eyes meet and you both laugh at yourselves, partly out of shame and partly out of relief, and the mood relaxes again.

☆ Maybe you mention ducking out to the shore to wash up, because you don't want to get your clothes dirty and nobody's around, so nobody will see you--but Max immediately objects, and you're both faced with a truth that he can't bear to say out loud. You recognize it, he knows it, and your lips flicker up into a smile as you look at your best friend with too much love for it to be platonic anymore.

♡ "Why don't we go together?"

♡ "I don't...I don't think I can wait that long."

☆ You don't have to ask Max what he means by that. His eyes say enough, and it seems as though the looks you share are the only language you can speak coherently now.

☆ The first kiss comes with only the gentlest warning, Max's hands on your cheeks, and he doesn't wait for you to make the move. Each one after that is firmer, more passionate, and the weight of his body pushes you backwards until you hit the wall. And even then, Max pauses for only a second to let you feel his hand grazing your thigh, and at your nod he hikes it up over his hip and takes his time in lifting the other so he doesn't drop you.

♡ By then it's clear that you're both ready for this, Max especially seems like he's been waiting for it for awhile, and when he slides in slow it's like a lock being broken open inside you. Blood smeared over your bodies and nothing but a cheap lantern on the windowsill to light your way isn't enough to deter either of you when your eyes have been opened.

♡ And it just makes it easier for you to let him know you're enjoying yourself too by being as loud as you want. He doesn't mind it, if that wasn't clear by him praising you for it and telling you how hard you make him when you moan his name.

♡ He just can't get close enough, either. You're already propped up between him and the wall in this position, and yet if he isn't kissing you feverishly then he's burying his face in your neck and sucking hickies into your skin, like he doesn't even care if people notice. It hadn't occurred to you, but maybe Max secretly likes that. Sweet, goofy Max, marking you up so that everyone knows he's had his hands on you....it's more than your poor heart can handle.

♡ It's such an overload to your senses that you almost don't catch what he's whispering into your skin, his lips trailing higher and higher until they're brushing against your earlobe, and you can't possibly miss it when his mouth is so close. "I love you, I'm in love with you, so much, I love you so much..."

♡ Maybe it's more an act of getting it out of his system while he can, you can feel the worry in his shoulders as you dig your nails into his muscles while they flex with effort. It certainly feels that way when you answer him with an "I love you too, Max," and he falls silent, save for the grunts and gasping as he rushes his pace even faster and melts with how hot you are around him.

♡ His confessions are louder after that, bolder, more possessive even. He pulls back to look down at the place where your bodies are connected, your arms holding on to his shoulders for dear life, and lets a deep groan out of his throat before telling you how pretty you look taking his dick. It's so lewd and he's got such a sultry gaze as he says it that you're not even sure if this is Max, or if the werewolf inside him is still churning around as it tries to claw itself out.

♡ It's too much for you to hold out too long, and the exhaustion from the night's events don't help either. Max is so close that his body is rubbing up against those sensitive spots that make your toes curl and your back arch into him, and right when you're gripping him tight as your body tenses up and he's moving to let you down to your feet, Max suddenly whines a stuttered apology into your ear. He wasn't quick enough, and you can feel something draining down your inner thighs, but it's hard to care when you're clinging on to him for dear life and cumming against him on your tiptoes.

♡ Everything that happens afterwards feels like a blur. Max brings you down to the floor and doesn't let you fall, you wipe each other down with towels you hadn't realized Laura had packed away, and he helps you dress and kisses the dopey grin on your face as he does so. More "I love you"s are exchanged, albeit a bit sleepily, and Max makes you laugh by squeezing himself into Laura's girly gym clothes before holding a hand out for you to take.

☆ But when you lean on Max for support as you retrace your steps back along the walkway and descend the last set of steps down to the grass, your eyes laser right towards the figure sitting on a stump near the pier. Laura's hunched over, tired-looking, bloody, but to your shock she looks up and evaluates you and Max with two eyes, rather than one.

☆ You can't help running over to throw yourself into a hug, who wouldn't? You feared she would die more than you feared for your own life, and here she is, in even better shape than she was when you parted ways.

☆ She has plenty of words for you when you finish squeezing her tight, though, and at her first smug comment of "So I guess you two had fun?" you and Max exchange sheepish looks as you realize how much she must have overheard. Luckily for you the three of you can share a laugh about it though, especially when Laura gets a look at Max's getup and shares a giggle with you as he strikes some poses, and it's not long before you three are in the canoe and paddling back to the main shore as the sun starts to rise on the horizon and the last night of your long nightmare falls away.

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Can I request some AVO smut 🥵🤭 When Akira rides Tae so good and she cries hard from pleasure (Tae calls her good girl) 👀

Another anon also said: Hapoy drabble day! Can we see Akira being horny and hormonal 😭 🫶🏻

Warnings: smut, dirty talk, choking, creampie, crying (but from pleasure)

"Oh my fucking God," Akira moaned as she lifted herself up and down on Taehyung's cock. Taehyung was sat up against the headboard, groaning as his hands played with his fiancee's nipples.

"You're so fucking wet baby, fuck," he grumbled deeply. "You want me drown in this pussy, huh?"

"Fuck yeah," she nodded. Ever since Akira had found out that she was pregnant, she had been way more turned on than usual, which had led to way more sex. This time, Akira had caught Taehyung working on a commission for the local library and she couldn't help but to be turned on from how attractive he looked while painting.

"Ride that fucking dick, pretty girl," he encouraged her, taking one of his hands away from where it had been stationed on her hips and spanking her ass hard.

"Fuck, spank me again," she begged, moaning loudly when he did it twice more. "Mm, I'm gonna come."

"Give it to me," Taehyung murmured, reaching up with his free hand and wrapping it around her throat. "Cream my dick." With three more smacks to her ass, Akira came just like that, her vision legitimately blurring from how euphoric she felt.

"Fuck me!" She burst and that's when Taehyung noticed the tears falling down her cheeks. Although they probably shouldn't have, seeing her cry on his cock only made him come inside of her, his hips thrusting upwards so that his dick was completely stuffed inside of her.

"Why the tears?" Taehyung questioned in concern.

"I just can't believe that you fucked me like that," Akira gasped. "You have such an amazing dick baby, and I love you so much."

"I love you too baby," he chuckled, knowing that it was just the hormones talking for her.