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OH MY GOD. THIS IS GENUINELY EMBARASSING. BILL WHY. DUDE WTF. AHAHAHAH LMAO BRO IS SO FUCKING PATHETIC THAT HE PROJECTS ONTO *EVERYONE* HE GETS INTO A DEAL WITH. BRO. BRO. AHAHAHAHA EVERYONE FUCKING POINT AND LAUGH AT THE PATHETIC ASS SHAPE.
Obsessed with how one of bill's biggest weaknesses is that he is utterly incapable of not projecting himself onto people he identifies with. Like bro is soooo lonely and desperate for anyone to understand him/to justify his actions, but it ALWAYS fucks everything up bc no one's as fucked up as he is lmao
The make plan -> manipulate pawn -> "they're just like me for real" -> failure pipeline is crazyy
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just-null · 1 year ago
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How do we feel about Beach wear Noritoshi....
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Everyone thinks he'd go covered head to toe wearing those wet suits divers use, but no. Noritoshi isn't the type to want to attract attention to himself when it's not needed, so he'd try to blend in. Emphasis on try.
He's the guy wearing a covering or some shit. I think you'd have to fight him to wear a translucent one. (if you splash him with water, you'll acheive the same effect thoughahahaha) even though it's a beach, he's trying to find an appropriate way to cover up, hes just like that. yes to sunscreen ofc. I can see him in a sun hat, but it's not his.. maybe he took it from one of the girls
HIS HAIR WOULD BE UP BC ITD BE TOO HOT AND THE SUN HAT WOULD HELP HIM FROM GETTING OVERHEATED H.H....H IS FACE WOULD BE FLUSHED BC OF THE HEAT AND. AND. AND.. he's like the beach babe on the shore, soaking up the sun and reading a book or smth. if you splash him with water, i can see him trying to get you back. then boom bam, hes in the water with everyone else.
OH FUCK that's even IF he goes to the beach. it's like seeing God in the flesh, idk man I'd go blind........... hed probably come along when he realizes theres hot people at the beach. he cant have you looking at people in that state, hold on hes going. give him five minutes..!
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[untied covering version under the cut. like his booefjehsaf are out aha.]
ahahahahahahahahaa *froths at the mouth*
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mf dont even begin to look at me like that
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d1sapp01ntm3nt · 2 days ago
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worship him! The antinomic creator of all things!
HE’S FINALLY DONE THANK GOD
I hated the original colors so I changed em up a bit. He hurts my eyes :3 since you’ve already clicked here I might as well give you bonus content from my sketchbook that hates when I take pictures of it ^^
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writterings · 5 months ago
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the thing they don't tell you about most mlm romance books is that they fucking suck ass
#thinking about like. rw&rb. anything by that author that wrote boyfriend material. most anything on kdp. only one i fw was ari and dante but#even then the random transphobia at the end gave a real bad taste in my mouth#im just in a hater mood rn ignore this unless youre also a hater#but anyways that boyfriend material and the sequel husband material books fucking suck so bad#couldnt even finish the second one#felt like it was trying to make a comment on the queer community but in the most lame and het conformist way possible#literally having a boring lawyer character being like ' i dont feel represented by this#when hes talking about a rainbow decorated gay bar#like ok whatever man but why do we care? why is the author trying to moralize this? why does teh prose suck and why is so much casual#bigotry against welsh people in these books#like fr they call out british bigotry against the irish and then turn around#and every welsh character is bumbling idiot with no personality besides being an idiot and talking about being welsh#like. hello???#also i keep adding to these tags but anyways the author also tried to like#make the main character out to be the bad guy?? when his ex boyfriend exposed all his secrets to the press??#and the author like. portrayed the mc as the bad guy for being upset?? like that is what the second book is about???#its so stupid and victim blamely and utterly lame like these books are so uninspired and feel like the author was just. idk???#also dont get me started on how much i hated rw&rb and finished it#i think i have a post somwhere on this blog abtout it
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rainbowpufflez · 8 months ago
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“If I could go back, one thing I would do / Try to unravel, cut down, and unscrew / The first double helix that links me to you”
Wow, get a load of these guys. What’s wrong with them?
Also song inspo if anyone would like it! It’s where the top quote is from!
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streetlightgoblin · 5 months ago
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To bask in the light of a god
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greasydumbfuck · 2 months ago
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watched the 2004 punisher movie yesterday with pixie and honestly i had fun 👍 some stuff was good some stuff was eh some completely irrelevant stuff made me mildly annoyed. but most of all it was funny and they had frank hang around with his tits out for multiple scenes so i mean how could i not have a great time tbh
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#its also the movie that has the frame that i found like. on a wiki or something? and that pushed me down the punisher rabbithole#maybe im insane but i REALLY liked how frank looked in that movie. lost. confused. profoundly sad. bare chest glistening with sweat#whats not to like honestly. i also felt incredibly bad for thinking this the entire movie because im actually going. a little insane#like lately i just feel generally bad for liking frank in that way at all. as in both romantic and sexual. just. im sorry frank really#so the entire movie id hide my face in my hands every couple of minutes going 'oh god hes so hot im so sorry hes so hot im sorry'#what the fuck is this kid doing#anyway the thing i also liked on a more serious note was that the death of maria and his son was dragged out#because it like. like it kept going. and going. and with every second we both just felt this sense of like. dread and helplessness yk#like you KNOW theyre going to die anyway. and yet you watch them struggle and. its such a specific emotion#my least favorite horror story from a book i had invoked the same emotion in me but worse#and it was called sth like 'the torture of hope' so like. thats the best description i can give#also the thing that annoyed me for no reason was joan being blonde. why is she BLONDEEEEE#SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE MARIA LIGHT THIS IS SO. STUPID#also poor third neighbour but i assume in this movie he had the same role as in the comic (none) because its the 2004 one#i liked daves vibe. seemed like the type of guy my friend karol would have us smoke weed with on her birthday#and also he was just like me fr
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fruityumbrella · 3 months ago
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sanji trying to seduce zoro so zoro will marry him bc luffy bullied marines into forging papers that say sanji was legally adopted into his family, and sanji wants to be MONKEY SANJI on wanted posters almost less than he wants to be VINSMOKE SANJI. and robin already said she wouldn't marry him.
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ilynpilled · 4 months ago
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sorry for posting a show only scene but wokey wokeister subtly equating gay ppl not being allowed to love who they do with his incest will always be so fucking funny
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maegalkarven · 1 year ago
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I have the suspicion what the Cult of Murder wasn't very keen on healing/ had many healers around.
They probs had healing potions and scrolls and stuff, but do you think Durge would bother with them? Or would they, intimately familiar with the anatomy of the body, occasionally treat their own wounds with the cold precision of a surgeon?
What I have in mind is Durge casually sewing their own wounds shut with the first found rusty needle and something they deemed would suffice for a thread, Gortash seeing this horrific display and deciding enough is enough and taking the ordeal of healing this freak of an ally into his own hands.
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yaburnaee · 4 months ago
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listen what the fuck was s&b even going on about but it's never not funny to me that the d*rkling (derogatory) went to use The Cut (one of the rarest and most dangerous grisha moves) on kaz fucking brekker (a physically disabled human) and it just. didn't work
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camaroanus · 4 months ago
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Queer people are so proud of being biphobic as if these aren’t the people constantly screaming that love isn’t a choice ,,,,like don’t blame me for YOUR close mindedness I have no alterior motive other than fucking who I want and calling ya’ll out on your own internalized queerphobia get a fucking grip and write in a journal maybe I’m not the confused one 😂😂
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angelbambisworld · 8 months ago
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Sir pls stop showing off your boobies before I come over there and I suck and bite on them
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youvegotmailpdf · 1 year ago
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lorelais weird beef with jess in s2 is like. u are a grown woman. moreover the weird bit where she kinda sorta prioritizes her daughter's whiny bf over her actual daughter is. u are a grown woman and that is a teenage manchild.
#watching s2 ep19 rn which is like. lorelai 'i can't lie to dean why are you asking me to lie to dean' its like.. i know everyone and their#mother on this website says it that deans clinginess and anger borders on emotional abuse and lorelai encourages it? sort of? and its so#annoying. especially in this episode where its like so insane that rory doesn't say something about it. then again i guess it doesn't go#in line with the writers' dean most perfect bf alive shtick. but if u want him to be perfect then write him better and less annoying?#also lorelais hatred hatred of a 17yo kid is sooo strange when they have her as this totally understanding empathetic adult and she suddenl#can't empathize with the kid who is arguably the most like her and maybe needs it the most. so ooc. and annoying.#PLUS most especially her freak out at luke after the car accident is sooo#batshit insane yelling at luke that he has an obligation to rory and her over his nephew its like. hm. are u fr. also acting like a hairlin#fracture is the most terrible thing to ever happen ever!!! get a grip its so annoying how she goes on and on about it like its catastrophic#i get the overreacting mother bit. obviously. but this is still so stupid insane.#i love lorelai but this ep is her worst maybe. on par with the s7 arc#and speaking of christopher hayden is sooo smarmy and disgusting acting like superdad for one and a half episode before he fucks off to be#a dickhead again. so annoying that my most beloved episode ever is so annoying in its last 10 minutes
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gayvampyr · 2 years ago
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i hate mennnnn
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the-acid-pear · 4 months ago
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i'll moan out loud when i get to see pete again im warning yall
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