#why dont they have surnames?

[theres-one-nine-letter-word]

How about one (or more) of the other fireside girls? I vote holly and/or Gretchen.

Concept: Ginger and Baljeet break up bc they both realize they are gay and had major comphet. there are zero hurt feelings or ruined relationships. they go back to being friends and help each other with their respective crushes.

[haahka]

He took it literally 😔 || (@kinnbig said it first)

[hideousvampire]

my two only fandom ocs that i will probably never speak of again (lie)

lesley is a karate kid oc and rudy is the outsiders

[aurorangen]

Vincent and Isaac make quite the team! They work well together and win many cases in court. However, they don't know much about each other outside of work. On the way to meet their new client, Isaac questioned Vincent to try to get to know him better. He did not share much, only giving vague answers. Then they saw their client. "Isaac, meet Mr. Felix Reichmann!" Vincent exclaimed. "Reichmann." Isaac muttered under his breath, troubled by the surname.

[wikitpowers]

Do you think Tessa would ever think about how her (adoptive) son is dating her great something grandson? 😭

i keep on forgetting about this and it’s so funny every time i’m reminded :’) but tbh i think tessa would also find it funny as well, and i just know that she will adore ty as soon as she meets him :( like when she sees how happy kit is around him, how similar ty is to henry and christopher with his love for inventions and experiments and ty’s obsession with animals and mysteries will just make her love ty (her great great (x?) grandson) even more <3

[limonjarritos]

I know this is not the point, but the way even as her past-self Crystal Palace still bonded with a ghost and showed her kindness to the extent that said ghost goes for help when she starts acting off.

The way a small ounce of kindness can find its way back.

[st-peculiar]

Thinking about Ted singular from midnight burger podcast.. what a guy

[kingcrim]

[mukuberry]

so sad to me that most people tag john as 'john kayano' but mido never gets the kayano surname.... why not doesnt he deserve it. why is he rejected from this family

[voluptuarian]

As landback efforts here become more successful I can't help but wonder how long it will take for indigenous reclamation to be described as the predations of settler colonists

[sixxtytoo]

thinking about her

[engagemythrusters]

ooOOOOOoooOOOOooOOo totally anonymous ghost asking you to tell me more about roona ooOOOooOOOoOOOo so spooky ooOOOOooOOooOOooOOoo

woaaah not sure why an anonymous person, perhaps a ghost... would be contacting me... haha... ha... 0_0 soooo crazy...

anyway yes my favourite subject, Roona <3 <3

her queenly name, Nadira, is not her family name. lots of queens change it bc of tradition or to make sure their family doesn't get doxxed (lmao rip), and she's kind of leaning on the former reason. her relationship with her family is not the greatest. they weren't bad, but they weren't... good. when she moves off to Theed to become a handmaiden, she mainly cuts contact, save for holidays/birthdays/etc. Otherwise, they all forget they exist.

Uhh yeah she's an introvert and not very people-oriented. She's been that way since she was little. Later it just grew into depression--dysthymia to be exact. She's managing it--it's become so much a part of her life that it's just There. it sucks. but it's There. she knows how to deal with it.

ALSO I did mention she uses hearing aids and a cane but I did miss out on some stuff. Okay so the cane is for balance and weakness. But those two aids were thought up AFTER the first one, which i forgot to mention. The reason I'm drawing clothes less detailed and ornate than most queens is because she has a central line. she and her staff have to be able to access it easily. Sometimes she risks it for more formal events, but otherwise, she tries not to restrict herself in bulky clothes that are not easily removable. She's got a chronic illness, which is why she uses it but. I dont know what it is. Because initally i was like "oooh new space illness" but then i did NOT bother to ever expound upon that. i still haven't. i dont know what this new space illness is. maybe i never will. she has it tho xoxo

uhh yea. she's great. i love her <3

[ardenigh]

needed a mid-tier OC for smth so here’s some guy who likes soup

[simcardiac-arrested]

read room 6 I KNOW it's the same "Chekhov government bad story" but. 1. Protag is both indecisive anxious ass and corrupt official 2. Crazy people real 3. Joker 4. Main character has mental breakdown 5. Better mental health institutions pls 6. You

i dids it

[ragnars-tooth]

Medieval/fantasy au be upon ye: the gang reconvenes and discusses their next steps

Oh god, so this one requires me to get into what the hell this au is about and uhhhh I don’t… know?? Yet???

I’ve got some broad sweeps down but the details are for the most part hazy rn

(That got long fast whoopsie!!)

SO:

- The Pennykettles are the royal family, Lucy is the heir. David is not strictly related to Liz or Lucy, but he was raised in proximity to the crown and later made the equivalent to a prince in title (basically, he’s not really royalty, he can’t take the crown, and he doesn’t do anything important, but he is the court’s funny little guy and you will apologise to him rn for hurting his feelings!! He acts as a figurehead in the Pennykettles’ place for some festivals, and is generally well liked by the public despite being dumb as rocks.)

- More on David: he was raised by the monks of Avalon (pushing my Arthur & Bernard agenda on this fine evening), one of which Liz eventually married (take a wild guess).

- The royal line carries down the women, Arthur is basically arm candy. He and Liz are very queer-platonic to me. Their role is to act as ‘ambassadors’ between dragons and humankind. It’s mostly symbolic at this point, as dragons are very respected and mostly left to their own devices. Their perches are treated as holy places where offerings are left, and they don’t bother themselves with humans as long as things continue to roll smoothly.

- (To be clear, Arthur is not Lucy’s father. I may well go with canon’s egg shit because it works maddeningly well here. It is also important to me that you know Arthur is still blind. I will hold this man in my disabled arms mwah you are safe here)

- THE PENNYKETTLE DRAGONS? They’re still here baybey, but REAL ALL OF THE TIME. They’re a small species of living dragons – I haven’t worked out the exact origin story here yet, whether Liz still breathed life into them from something non-living, or if they’re just juveniles that will eventually become as big as Gawaine. We shall see, I suppose. I imagine that they act like very needy cats that attach themselves to their human and follow them about. God I wish I had a little dragon guy.

- The royal library is run by Henry Bacon (HE LIVES. FUCK YOU.) and his apprentice, Zanna Martindale. David also used to apprentice here before being adopted by the crown. It took Zanna a while to get over the boy she used to throw books at and make daisy chains for becoming effectively a prince. They are in love <3 (no Alexa yet, sorry (unless…. Hm, I will get back to you on this…) bc I see David and Zanna being Firestar ages, and Lucy being older than usual at around 16/17)

- Zanna has a vaguely middle-class upbringing (as far as the concept exists), with a doctor/dentist father and an older sister.  (Ngl. Forgot zanna had a real dentist dad and just made henry her father originally. And now to fix it I’m considering marrying them. It would be funny literally only to me. But it Would be funny. Local doctor and librarian have a weird unacknowledged little gay thing going on. Good for them <3)

- I don’t know how but Melanie Cartwright is in there somewhere and she and Lucy are dating. I am right. You will understand the kettlewright agenda by the time im through with you.  

- Lucy is in her teenage angst era but at least this time it’s just sort of silly instead of a result of horrific trauma. She’s just smothered by loving parents and thinks she could totally make it as an independent adult with no survival skills. She is wrong!

- (Lucy voice: God I hate my parents, they keep saying they love me every twelve seconds 🙄 I just want to do normal things like commit property damage and travel cross-country with nothing but a bag of cheese and scare old man Bacon. Instead all I can do is count my stacks of money and play fetch with my fire-breathing cat. This fucking blows!! They never let me do anything fun :/)

- Tam is a wannabe poet who becomes a knight. On his first day after a big promotion he promptly loses the crown’s only princess and decides that the best course of action is to fake his death and live in the forest. I can’t say I blame him.

- During Tam’s self-imposed exile he comes across is stalked by Bella (the catgirl). He finds her very annoying and is not at all her father now. He also hates cats and would never ever pet one and let it fall asleep in his lap. He is a man of principles and sticks to his finely tuned moral compass. By lying. And running away.

- Regarding Lucy’s disappearance – it was her way of getting away for a bit for fun only child shenanigans, but ultimately ends in her (crown princess, very recognisable, her face is on like. Everything.) getting kidnapped for real.

- Unbeknownst to Tam, David had also disappeared during official business, and Zanna is nowhere to be found. The crown is left in a precarious place, and it soon appears to be under real threat.

- Spoilers: Voss is about, and there is a lot he’s willing to take.

- On lighter notes: Gwilanna and the Chamberlain boys are absolutely still in this because I am so fucking predictable. Tootega come here I can treat you so much better mwah mwah. Well… maybe Gwilanna isn’t a lighter note. But she is there! This will have no consequences on anyone or anything, I’m sure! :3

PLEASE DEAR GOD ASK ME QUESTIONS IF YOU HAVE THEM. I swing violently between wanting to give every single plot detail rn and wanting to go write the actual fic so things can be revealed ✨mysteriously✨

[medouse]

does anyone remember the ancient memes of like. that audiostalker g*me gr*mps edit. the one where theyre yelling "no" over and over? strong suspicion thats going to be lavernes internal thoughts during a fight. theyre a face and a healer not a tank. YOU hit it and dont let it hit me 💙