#why does the universe hate me
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beausbugbiome · 3 months ago
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Hope you feel better soon!
Here's a nice bug
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Aww what a wonderful little fellow! Thank you so much!
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skylark325 · 27 days ago
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come play not being out on spotify but on apple music is going to be my villain origin story
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yooniivrse · 3 months ago
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fucking end me rn.
the document i wrote my wip on got deleted, and the writing software i use isn’t letting me use the undo button or shit so i can’t get it back.
i’m actually gonna cry. wtf do you mean the first 10k words of my wip is just gone?!
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kip-has-fleas · 8 months ago
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breaking news: trans boy has a crush on a lesbian who is dating (part two)
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honeycologne · 1 year ago
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Its late and I felt a bit ill, so I put on some audio adventures for the comfort…
it was Scherzo.
I was not comforted.
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aquareegia · 7 months ago
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put my mattress on the floor bc I'm too paranoid the bed will completely collapse. guess me and my plushie gang are sleeping on the floor now.
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lqcb97 · 1 year ago
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creelkobblelaufeyson69 · 6 days ago
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A friend of mine is a Trump supporter…
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moony108 · 22 days ago
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shit so the indianapolis show is the one that would work best… but its kinda the one im least interested in tbh
the nyc show is (obv) the one id wanna go to the most, but its so far away (both in location and time) that idk if i can commit to it
the chicago show is the closest to me, but id have to miss 2 days of school at like the most intense time of the year :/
the aussie shows… i do have family friends in melbourne. maybe i could convince my parents to visit them this summer (*visibly coping*)
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justsomecreature97 · 3 months ago
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A beautiful bisexual man asked me a favor, metaphorically begging on his knees, and I crumbled like the weak gender-fluid bitch that I am.
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sowhatsthesituation · 6 months ago
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Guys I don't think the universe wants me to watch s17 of Taskmaster
I'm missing it again this week
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kairos-in-space · 4 months ago
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i just realized i am most likely going to be on my period on my birthday
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saintlaurentproblems · 5 months ago
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TAYLOR SANG CRAZIER!!!!
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delulu-4-lewlew · 5 months ago
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for George. But this could have at least been a 1-2.
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shy-fairy-levele3 · 9 months ago
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I am so mad!
It's supposed to snow for the next FOUR DAYS and of course on the weekend I actually have plans.
The only thing I wanted, the only thing I actually asked for, for Christmas was a ticket to a play. I am supposed to go tomorrow, but who knows if buses will be running, or if the play will even go on?
If it's cancelled I just might cry and scream like a child until I pass out.
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skrunklymice · 1 year ago
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I just lost my discord account. I'm going to go and crawl into a hole and never come out again because WHAT THE FUCK.
Okay so I just tried to change my email because I haven't used it in a while and because I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO IT ANYMORE. So when I was going to go change it it told me to put in a verification code that was sent to that email even though,I litteraly can't because I deleted it so now I'm fucked because i logged out of it and i need that email but Google decided to fuck me over aswell by refusing to let me restore the email.And I'm more pissed off then sad because this fucking ridiculous and I hate discord so much AAAAASJDHDJSJ.
And now I have to make a new one great. But ig it's not too bad because I didn't have alot of important stuff on that account other than the gs discord server so yeahh..
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk and now I'm going to continue to be mad at the world and ask it why it hates me
Byyeeee‼️‼️‼️
(Edit: I made a new acc and it's rancid_rat_hairz :3)
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