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theculturedmarxist · 1 year

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What happened to the cycle of renewal? Where are the regular, controlled burns?

Like the California settlers who subjugated the First Nations people and declared war on good fire, the finance sector conquered the tech sector.

It started in the 1980s, the era of personal computers — and Reaganomics. A new economic and legal orthodoxy took hold, one that celebrated monopolies as “efficient,” and counseled governments to nurture and protect corporations as they grew both too big to fail, and too big to jail.

For 40 years, we’ve been steadily reducing antitrust enforcement. That means a company like Google can create a single great product (a search engine) and use investors’ cash to buy a mobile stack, a video stack, an ad stack, a server-management stack, a collaboration stack, a maps and navigation stack — all while repeatedly failing to succeed with any of its in-house products.

It’s hard to appreciate just how many companies tech giants buy. Apple buys other companies more often than you buy groceries.

These giants buy out their rivals specifically to make sure you can’t leave their walled gardens. As Mark Zuckerberg says, “It is better to buy than to compete,” (which is why Zuckerberg bought Instagram, telling his CFO that it was imperative that they do the deal because Facebook users preferred Insta to FB, and were defecting in droves).

As these companies “merge to monopoly,” they are able to capture their regulators, ensuring that the law doesn’t interfere with their plans for literal world domination.

When a sector consists of just a handful of companies, it becomes cozy enough to agree on — and win — its lobbying priorities. That’s why America doesn’t have a federal privacy law. It’s why employees can be misclassified as “gig worker” contractors and denied basic labor protections.

It’s why companies can literally lock you out of your home — and your digital life — by terminating your access to your phone, your cloud, your apps, your thermostat, your door-locks, your family photos, and your tax records, with no appeal — not even the right to sue.

But regulatory capture isn’t merely about ensuring that tech companies can do whatever they want to you. Tech companies are even more concerned with criminalizing the things you want to do to them.

Frank Wilhoit described conservativism as “exactly one proposition”:

There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

This is likewise the project of corporatism. Tech platforms are urgently committed to ensuring that they can do anything they want on their platforms — and they’re even more dedicated to the proposition that you must not do anything they don’t want on their platforms.

They can lock you in. You can’t unlock yourself. Facebook attained network-effects growth by giving its users bots that logged into Myspace on their behalf, scraped the contents of their inboxes for the messages from the friends they left behind, and plunked them in their Facebook inboxes.

Facebook then sued a company that did the same thing to Facebook, who wanted to make it as easy for Facebook users to leave Facebook as it had been to get started there.

Apple reverse-engineered Microsoft’s crown jewels — the Office file-formats that kept users locked to its operating systems — so it could clone them and let users change OSes.

Try to do that today — say, to make a runtime so you can use your iOS apps and media on an Android device or a non-Apple desktop — and Apple will reduce you to radioactive rubble.

Big Tech has a million knobs on the back-end that they can endlessly twiddle to keep you locked in — and, just as importantly, they have convinced governments to ban any kind of twiddling back.

This is “felony contempt of business model.”

Governments hold back from passing and enforcing laws that limit the tech giants in the name of nurturing their “efficiency.”

But when states act to prevent new companies — or users, or co-ops, or nonprofits — from making it easier to leave the platforms, they do so in the name of protecting us.

Rather than passing a privacy law that would let them punish Meta, Apple, Google, Oracle, Microsoft and other spying companies, they ban scraping and reverse-engineering because someone might violate the privacy of the users of those platforms.

But a privacy law would control both scrapers and silos, banning tech giants from spying on their users, and banning startups and upstarts from spying on those users, too.

Rather than breaking up ad-tech, banning surveillance ads, and opening up app stores, which would make tech platforms stop stealing money from media companies through ad-fraud, price-gouging and deceptive practices, governments introduce laws requiring tech companies to share (some of) their ill-gotten profits with a few news companies.

This makes the news companies partners with the tech giants, rather than adversaries holding them to account, and makes the news into cheerleaders for massive tech profits, so long as they get their share. Rather than making it easier for the news to declare independence from Big Tech, we are fusing them forever.

We could make it easy for users to leave a tech platform where they are subject to abuse and harassment — but instead, governments pursue policies that require platforms to surveil and control their users in the name of protecting them from each other.

We could make it easy for users to leave a tech platform where their voices are algorithmically silenced, but instead we get laws requiring platforms to somehow “balance” different points of view.

The platforms aren’t merely combustible, they’re always on fire. Once you trap hundreds of millions — or billions — of people inside a walled fortress, where warlords who preside over have unlimited power over their captives, and those captives the are denied any right to liberate themselves, enshittification will surely and inevitably follow.

Laws that block us seizing the means of computation and moving away from Big Tech are like the heroic measures that governments undertake to keep people safe in the smouldering wildland-urban interface.

These measures prop up the lie that we can perfect the tech companies, so they will be suited to eternal rule.

Rather than building more fire debt, we should be making it easy for people to relocate away from the danger so we can have that long-overdue, “good fire” to burn away the rotten giants that have blotted out the sun.

What would that look like?

Well, this week’s news was all about Threads, Meta’s awful Twitter replacement devoted to “brand-safe vaporposting,” where the news and controversy are not welcome, and the experience is “like watching a Powerpoint from the Brand Research team where they tell you that Pop Tarts is crushing it on social.”

Threads may be a vacuous “Twitter alternative you would order from Brookstone,” but it commanded a lot of news, because it experienced massive growth in just hours. “Two million signups in the first two hours” and “30 million signups in the first morning.”

That growth was network-effects driven. Specifically, Meta made it possible for you to automatically carry over your list of followed Instagram accounts to Threads.

Meta was able to do this because it owns both Threads and Instagram. But Meta does not own the list of people you trust and enjoy enough to follow.

That’s yours.

Your relationships belong to you. You should be able to bring them from one service to another.

Take Mastodon. One of the most common complaints about Mastodon is that it’s hard to know whom to follow there. But as a technical matter, it’s easy: you should just follow the people you used to follow on Twitter —either because they’re on Mastodon, too, or because there’s a way to use Mastodon to read their Twitter posts.

Indeed, this is already built into Mastodon. With one click, you can export the list of everyone you follow, and everyone who follows you. Then you can switch Mastodon servers, upload that file, and automatically re-establish all those relationships.

That means that if the person who runs your server decides to shut it down, or if the server ends up being run by a maniac who hates you and delights in your torment, you don’t have to petition a public prosecutor or an elected lawmaker or a regulator to make them behave better.

You can just leave.

Meta claims that Threads will someday join the “Fediverse” (the collection of apps built on top of ActivityPub, the standard that powers Mastodon).

Rather than passing laws requiring Threads to prioritize news content, or to limit the kinds of ads the platform accepts, we could order it to turn on this Fediverse gateway and operate it such that any Threads user can leave, join any other Fediverse server, and continue to see posts from the people they follow, and who will also continue to see their posts.

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Rather than devoting all our energy to keep Meta’s empire of oily rags from burning, we could devote ourselves to evacuating the burn zone.

This is the thing the platforms fear the most. They know that network effects gave them explosive growth, and they know that tech’s low switching costs will enable implosive contraction.

The thing is, network effects are a double-edged sword. People join a service to be with the people they care about. But when the people they care about start to leave, everyone rushes for the exits. Here’s danah boyd, describing the last days of Myspace:

If a central node in a network disappeared and went somewhere else (like from MySpace to Facebook), that person could pull some portion of their connections with them to a new site. However, if the accounts on the site that drew emotional intensity stopped doing so, people stopped engaging as much. Watching Friendster come undone, I started to think that the fading of emotionally sticky nodes was even more problematic than the disappearance of segments of the graph. With MySpace, I was trying to identify the point where I thought the site was going to unravel. When I started seeing the disappearance of emotionally sticky nodes, I reached out to members of the MySpace team to share my concerns and they told me that their numbers looked fine. Active uniques were high, the amount of time people spent on the site was continuing to grow, and new accounts were being created at a rate faster than accounts were being closed. I shook my head; I didn’t think that was enough. A few months later, the site started to unravel.

Tech bosses know the only thing protecting them from sudden platform collapse syndrome are the laws that have been passed to stave off the inevitable fire.

They know that platforms implode “slowly, then all at once.”

They know that if we weren’t holding each other hostage, we’d all leave in a heartbeat.

But anything that can’t go on forever will eventually stop. Suppressing good fire doesn’t mean “no fires,” it means wildfires. It’s time to declare fire debt bankruptcy. It’s time to admit we can’t make these combustible, tinder-heavy forests safe.

It’s time to start moving people out of the danger zone.

It’s time to let the platforms burn.

#cory doctorow #facebook #threads app #meta #corporatism #capitalism #regulatory capture #twitter #Youtube

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amnotaqueen · 19 days

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Sending Money to Nigeria Without My Knowledge

So, now he has tried to clarify his calling our son fat. What he says now is that he actually means that our son has "no muscle." On what planet do you call a child fat because you think they need to build muscle? What sense does it make to discourage or prevent a child from eating and expect them to build muscle because of it? How does he think calorie restriction will build muscle? Why does he even expect a 7 year old boy to have a muscular build? I told him that if he wants our son to build muscle, the thing to do is to have him eat more protein. But he is the type of father who thinks that the men and adults get to eat lots of meat, but the children don't get any meat, or get only a sliver. So many times my son has asked for more meat, but he acts like all the meat is intended for him.

He talks like he thinks our son should act and think like an adult. Apparently, he thinks our son should look like an adult as well. My son made a mess eating at the table the other day, and my husband scolded him telling him, "You eat like a child!" Ummmm. Yeah. He is a child actually. And I don't know of any other 7 year old with a grown man physique.

A brother gave our son his old iPad. My husband set it up for him. I noticed that the messenger App on the iPad had notifications. When I opened the App, I saw that it was my husband's Facebook messenger account. I looked through some of his messages. He stays in contact with his friends and family in Nigeria. Some of them often ask for money. These are the Jehovah's Witness Nigerians that I met when I visited Nigeria. These are the ones who were aware that my husband had a girlfriend and was planning to discard me.

Not one of my Jehovah's Witness Nigerian brothers or sisters reached out to me (I also had Facebook account) to warn me or notify me. Not one of them did what we are taught to do. If someone is going down a scripturally immoral path leading to serious sin, they should be encouraged to seek help from the elders. If they do not, those who know should report it to the elders. This helps keep the person from committing serious sin and it keeps the congregation clean. My Nigerian brothers and sisters failed to do this.

They apparently opted to protect their beloved friend, knowing he was doing wrong. They may have tried to talk to him themselves to discourage him. However, these types of things should be reported to the elders so they can do their job, which is to help those who are spiritually weak, counsel, correct and discipline if necessary.

I know why some of them did not do what they should have done. My husband is in a position to send them money. They would not want to do anything that might cause him not to want to send them money.

My husband sends money to Nigeria without my knowledge. He has done this for years. I saw evidence on the ipad. He was quick to get separate bank accounts early in our marriage. I saw messages he sent to one Nigerian woman, seemed to be a Jehovah's Witness too, telling her how bad a wife I was. He told her that I didn't want him to carry $20 in his wallet, so that's why he opened a separate account.

He bent the truth into a lie. What happened was that I did see $20 in his wallet, and I asked why he could have spending cash but did not ever give me any spending cash. I never said he shouldn't have cash on him. My point was that I too should be allowed to have some extra spending cash. He didn't like that. He liked getting cash whenever he wanted to get cash for personal wants but didn't want me to get any cash to spend personally.

He also didn't want me to be keeping tabs on what he was doing with his money (not our money). Unbeknownst to me, he would begin sending money to Nigeria and he had no desire to discuss with me about any of it. This woman he lied to about me, was so sympathetic towards him. They talked negatively about me and American women in general. She expressed how sorry she was that he had to put up with such an unsubmissive wife.

He even told her that I had refused to have anymore children with him, which she thought was terrible of me. The fact is, we had so many problems when we got married that I stayed on birth control hoping we could sort through our problems before having a child. A couple years went by and we still had problems. My husband, of course, just wanted to have children, he didn't care about working on our problems. Being a newlywed, petrified at the prospect of a failed marriage especially so soon after being married, I agreed to get off birth control and got pregnant right away with our son. I thought, being pregnant with his child, having a child might cause him to treat me better, kinder. It absolutely did not. Before the pregnancy was bad, during the pregnancy was bad, and after the pregnancy it was still bad.

So, when he was talking about having another child, I thought he was crazy. Why should we bring another child into this nightmare of a family? Why was he thinking about another child, but not about fixing our relationship? My position was, fix the relationship first, then expand the family. Of course, he punished me for my stance. He did what narcs do, he bullied and emotionally abused me to get what he wanted. I just wanted to have a peaceful, loving family. I wanted us all to be a happy, Christian family. So, again, I did what I could to bring about peace, which was to get off birth control to try to conceive. I didn't know what narcissism was at that point in time. I had no clue what I was dealing with. I didn't know what else to do but to try to regain peace. So, I got off birth control.

Thankfully, I did not get pregnant again after years of being off birth control. Thank God. I'm glad not to share another child with him. Family life with him is misery. It is already hard on my son. We don't need anymore children. Because I didn't get pregnant again, he deluded himself into thinking that I lied to him and kept using birth control, thereby not giving him anymore children. Truth is, I was weak and dumb and did get off birth control. I simply did not get pregnant again. It is a blessing.

So, he lied to his Nigerian female friend. She too was looking for him to give her some money as she was trying to get married. So she said something like, 'I'm so sorry you have an awful wife. Those American women are not how the Bible says women should be...Can I have $50?'

#bad marriage #emotional abuse #narcissism #narcissistic abuse

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finanthropy · 3 months

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The Benefits of a High-Yield Savings Account!

The Benefits of a High-Yield Savings Account!

Are you looking for a safe place to stash your extra cash and earn a decent return? If so, you should really consider opening a high-yield savings account. These types of accounts offer a higher Annual Percentage Yield (APY) than traditional savings accounts from big banks.

# What is a High-Yield Savings Account?

A high-yield savings account is pretty much what it sounds like—a savings account that earns a higher interest rate than a regular ol' savings account. The higher Annual Percentage Yield (APY) allows your money to grow faster over time thanks to compound interest.

Why Choose a High-Yield Savings Account?

Choosing a high-yield savings account over a regular savings account can be a smart move for several reasons. Here are some key benefits:

Higher Interest Rates: The most obvious benefit is the higher interest rate. While a traditional savings account might offer an interest rate of 0.01% to 0.10%, high-yield savings accounts can offer rates of 1% or higher. This difference can significantly boost your savings over time.

Compound Interest: High-yield savings accounts take advantage of compound interest, which means you earn interest on both your initial deposit and the interest that has already been added to your account. Over time, this can lead to substantial growth in your savings.

FDIC Insurance: Just like regular savings accounts, high-yield savings accounts are typically insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) up to $250,000 per depositor, per insured bank. This means your money is safe even if the bank fails.

Liquidity: High-yield savings accounts offer easy access to your money. Unlike investments in stocks or bonds, you can withdraw your funds without significant penalties. This makes them a great option for your emergency fund or other short-term savings goals.

Low Risk: High-yield savings accounts are low-risk compared to other investment options like stocks or real estate. The interest rate is predictable, and your principal is protected. This makes them a stable option for growing your savings without exposing yourself to market volatility.

How to Choose the Right High-Yield Savings Account

Not all high-yield savings accounts are created equal. Here are some factors to consider when choosing the right one for you:

Interest Rate: Compare the APYs offered by different banks. Even a small difference in the rate can have a big impact over time.

Fees: Look out for any fees that might eat into your savings, such as monthly maintenance fees or minimum balance requirements.

Accessibility: Consider how easy it is to access your money. Does the bank offer a user-friendly online platform or mobile app? Are there any limitations on withdrawals?

Customer Service: Good customer service can make a big difference. Check reviews and ratings to see what other customers have to say about their experiences.

Reputation: Choose a bank with a solid reputation and strong financial stability. This can provide additional peace of mind that your money is in good hands.

A high-yield savings account can be a powerful tool for growing your savings. With higher interest rates, the power of compound interest, and the security of FDIC insurance, it offers a low-risk way to make your money work harder for you. By carefully choosing the right account and keeping an eye on fees and accessibility, you can maximize the benefits and watch your savings grow over time. So, why settle for less when you can make your savings work harder for you with a high-yield savings account?

# The Benefits of a High-Yield Savings Account

In today's financial landscape, finding ways to make your money work harder for you is more important than ever. One of the simplest and most effective strategies is to open a high-yield savings account. These accounts offer significantly higher interest rates compared to regular savings accounts, providing an excellent opportunity to grow your savings without any additional effort. Let's delve into the benefits of a high-yield savings account and see how it can make a substantial difference to your finances.

Understanding the Difference

To illustrate the impact of a high-yield savings account, let's look at a straightforward example. Imagine you deposit $5,000 into a regular savings account that offers a meager 0.01% Annual Percentage Yield (APY). At the end of one year, your interest earnings would be a disappointing 50 cents. Clearly, that's not going to make a significant impact on your savings.

Now, consider placing that same $5,000 into a high-yield savings account with a 2% APY. After one year, you would earn approximately $100 in interest. That's 200 times more than what you would earn with the regular savings account! This stark difference demonstrates the power of higher interest rates and how they can help your money grow more efficiently.

Key Benefits of a High-Yield Savings Account…

1. Higher Interest Rates

The most obvious benefit of a high-yield savings account is the significantly higher interest rate. As shown in the example, even a small percentage increase in APY can lead to substantially higher earnings over time. This higher return on your savings can help you reach your financial goals faster, whether it's building an emergency fund, saving for a major purchase, or simply growing your wealth.

2. Low Risk

High-yield savings accounts are typically offered by reputable banks and financial institutions and are often insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) up to $250,000. This insurance means your money is protected even if the bank fails, making these accounts a low-risk option for saving your money.

3. Liquidity

Unlike other investment options, high-yield savings accounts offer easy access to your funds. You can withdraw your money at any time without penalties, making it a convenient place to park your savings while still earning a decent return. This liquidity is especially beneficial for maintaining an emergency fund that you can tap into when unexpected expenses arise.

4. No Fees

Many high-yield savings accounts come with minimal or no fees, especially if you maintain a certain minimum balance. This lack of fees means that more of your money stays in your account, compounding and growing over time.

5. Ease of Setup and Management

Setting up a high-yield savings account is usually straightforward and can often be done online within minutes. Managing your account is also simple, with most banks offering user-friendly online and mobile banking platforms. This ease of use allows you to monitor your savings and interest earnings effortlessly.

A high-yield savings account is a smart and simple way to grow your savings with minimal effort and risk. By taking advantage of higher interest rates, you can significantly boost your earnings compared to a regular savings account. Whether you're building an emergency fund, saving for a big purchase, or just looking to maximize your financial growth, a high-yield savings account is a valuable tool in your financial arsenal. Start exploring your options today and watch your savings grow!

# How to Open an Account

Opening a high-yield savings account is a straightforward process, and in most cases, it can be done entirely online. Here’s a step-by-step guide to help you get started:

1. Research and Compare APYs and Fees

The first step is to shop around and compare the annual percentage yields (APYs) and any associated fees from different banks. Many online banks offer competitive rates, so take your time to find the highest APY available. Pay attention to any fees, such as monthly maintenance fees or minimum balance requirements, which can eat into your earnings.

2. Prepare Your Information

Once you’ve chosen a bank, gather the necessary information to open your account. Typically, you’ll need:

Your Social Security Number.

A valid form of identification. (such as a driver’s license or passport)

Information for an existing bank account to fund your new savings account.

3. Submit an Online Application

Most high-yield savings accounts can be opened online. Visit the bank’s website and fill out the online application. You’ll need to provide your personal information, including your Social Security number and contact details. Make sure all information is accurate to avoid delays in the application process.

4. Fund Your Account

After your application is approved, you’ll need to fund your new high-yield savings account. This can usually be done by transferring money from an existing bank account. Some banks require an initial deposit, so check the minimum deposit requirements before proceeding.

5. Set Up Online Access

Once your account is funded, set up online access to manage your new savings account. Most banks offer online banking platforms and mobile apps that make it easy to check your balance, transfer funds, and track your interest earnings.

6. Manage Your Account

With online access set up, managing your high-yield savings account is convenient. You can transfer money into the account regularly to take full advantage of the higher interest rate. Many banks also offer tools to help you set savings goals and track your progress.

7. Utilize Mobile Apps

Many banks provide mobile apps that offer seamless account management on the go. These apps allow you to deposit checks, transfer funds between accounts, and monitor your savings from your smartphone or tablet.

Opening a high-yield savings account is a simple process that can be completed from the comfort of your home. By following these steps, you can start growing your savings more efficiently with the benefit of higher interest rates. Be sure to shop around for the best APYs and manage your account regularly to maximize your financial gains.

# Managing Your High-Yield Savings Account

Once you've opened a high-yield savings account, it's important to manage it effectively to maximize your savings. Here are some tips for managing your account:

1. Set Up Automatic Transfers

One of the easiest ways to grow your savings is to set up automatic transfers from your checking account to your high-yield savings account. This ensures that you are consistently saving and taking advantage of the higher interest rate. You can set up automatic transfers on a weekly, biweekly, or monthly basis, depending on your budget and savings goals.

2. Monitor Your Account Regularly

Keep an eye on your high-yield savings account to ensure that you are earning the highest APY and that there are no unexpected fees or charges. Regularly monitoring your account also helps you track your progress toward your savings goals and make adjustments as needed.

3. Reinvest Your Interest Earnings

To maximize your savings, reinvest your interest earnings back into your high-yield savings account. This allows your money to compound over time, leading to even greater interest earnings. Many banks automatically reinvest interest earnings, but be sure to check your account settings to confirm this.

4. Avoid Excessive Withdrawals

While high-yield savings accounts offer excellent liquidity, it's important to avoid excessive withdrawals. Most banks limit the number of withdrawals you can make from a savings account each month, and exceeding this limit can result in fees. Additionally, frequent withdrawals can hinder your ability to grow your savings.

5. Take Advantage of Savings Tools

Many banks offering high-yield savings accounts provide tools to help you save more effectively. For example, some banks offer goal-setting features that allow you to set specific savings targets and track your progress. Others offer round-up programs that automatically round up your purchases to the nearest dollar and transfer the difference to your savings account.

6. Review Your Savings Goals

Periodically review your savings goals to ensure that you are on track and make adjustments as needed. This may involve increasing your automatic transfer amounts, setting new savings targets, or reallocating funds to other accounts or investments.

“ Opening a high-yield savings account is a smart and accessible way to grow your savings more efficiently. With higher interest rates, safety and security, excellent liquidity, minimal risk, and convenience, these accounts offer numerous benefits for savers. By following the steps outlined in this guide, you can open and manage a high-yield savings account to maximize your financial gains. Be sure to shop around for the best APYs, compare fees, and choose an account that fits your needs. With proper management and regular monitoring, your high-yield savings account can help you achieve your savings goals and build a more secure financial future. If you've got some idle cash sitting around earning pennies, a high-yield savings account is a no-brainer way to make your money work harder. The high interest rates, low risk, and easy access make these accounts perfect for stashing an emergency fund, saving for short-term goals, or just letting your savings grow faster over time. A win-win! “

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#money saving #make money online #how to earn money #education #investment #financialplanning #finance #earn money online #high yield

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cashappreviewus · 1 year

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Understanding Why Cash App Cash Out Failed: What You Need to Know

Have you ever experienced the frustration of trying to cash out on Cash App, only to be met with an error message saying "Cash Out Failed"? It's a common issue that many users encounter, and it can leave you feeling puzzled and unsure of what went wrong. But fear not! In this article, we will dive into the reasons behind Cash App cash out failures and provide you with all the essential information you need to know. Whether it's understanding why your payment is stuck in limbo or finding alternative ways to withdraw money without a bank account, we've got you covered! So let's unravel the mysteries of Cash App cash outs together and get back on track to financial freedom!

why does cash app say waiting to complete?

You're eager to cash out on Cash App, but instead of the money landing in your account immediately, you see the frustrating message: "Waiting to Complete." So, why does Cash App say waiting to complete? There could be a few reasons behind this delay.

It's possible that there is a temporary issue with the Cash App server or network. In such cases, the transaction might get stuck in limbo until the problem is resolved. Patience is key here - give it some time and try again later.

Another reason for the waiting period could be due to security checks. Cash App takes measures to ensure that all transactions are legitimate and secure. If they detect any suspicious activity or potential fraud, they may put a hold on your payment until further verification can take place. This is a good thing as it helps protect users from unauthorized transactions.

Additionally, if you've recently linked a new bank account or debit card to your Cash App account, there may be a brief waiting period while they verify and authenticate those details. It's all part of their efforts to prevent fraudulent activities.

Don't forget about external factors like weekends or holidays when banks might have limited operating hours or slower processing times. This can also contribute to longer wait times for completing cash outs on Cash App.

In conclusion

How does cash out work on Cash App?

Cash Out is a feature offered by Cash App that allows users to transfer their funds from their Cash App account to an external bank account. This feature provides users with the convenience of accessing and using their money in various ways.

To initiate a cash-out, simply follow these steps:-

1. Open the Cash App on your mobile device.

2. Tap on the balance tab located at the bottom center of the screen.

3. Press "Cash Out."

4. Enter the desired amount you wish to transfer.

5. Select your preferred deposit speed - either Standard or Instant (Note: Instant transfers may incur a small fee).

6. Choose your bank or enter your debit card information if it's not already linked to your Cash App account.

7. Review and confirm all details before proceeding with the transaction.

Once you have completed these steps, your funds will be transferred from your Cash App account to your chosen bank account within the designated timeframe selected during checkout.

Remember, it's important to ensure that you have sufficient funds available in your Cash App balance before initiating a cash out request to avoid any potential issues or delays in processing!

How long does Cash App give you to cash out?

When it comes to cashing out on Cash App, you might be wondering how much time you have to complete the transaction. Well, the good news is that Cash App gives you a generous amount of time to cash out your funds.

Once you initiate a cash-out request, Cash App usually takes about 1-3 business days to process and transfer the money to your linked bank account or debit card. However, keep in mind that weekends and holidays may cause some delays in processing times.

It's important to note that the actual length of time can vary depending on various factors such as network congestion or technical issues. So it's always a good idea to check for any notifications from Cash App regarding potential delays or issues with your cash-out request.

If for some reason your cash out is not completed within this timeframe, don't panic just yet! It's possible that there could be an issue with your account or additional verification may be required. In such cases, reaching out to Cash App support would be advisable for further assistance.

While most cash outs are typically processed within a few business days, it's essential to stay patient and keep an eye on any updates from Cash App during the process.

How do I cash out my Cash App without a bank account?

When it comes to cashing out your funds on Cash App, having a bank account is typically the easiest and most convenient method. However, if you don't have a bank account or prefer not to use one for cashing out, there are alternative options available.

One option is to link your Cash App card directly to the app. This allows you to withdraw cash from ATMs that accept Visa cards. Simply locate a compatible ATM and follow the prompts to initiate a withdrawal using your Cash App card.

Another option is utilizing peer-to-peer transfers. If you have friends or family members who also use Cash App, you can send them money through the app and ask them to give you cash in return. This method may require some coordination but can be an effective way of accessing your funds without needing a bank account.

Additionally, some retail stores offer services where they can load funds onto prepaid debit cards. You can check with local retailers in your area to see if this option is available.

While these alternatives allow you to cash out without a bank account, it's important to note that they may come with additional fees or limitations compared to traditional banking methods. It's always best to consider all options and choose the one that suits your needs and preferences best.

Can I withdraw money from Cash App at ATM?

With the convenience of Cash App, it's no wonder that many people turn to this popular mobile payment service for their financial needs. However, encountering a cash out failed message can be frustrating and confusing. In this article, we've explored some common reasons why your Cash App cash out may have failed.

It's important to understand that there are various factors that can contribute to a cash out failure on Cash App. It could be due to technical issues, insufficient funds in your account, or even security measures implemented by the app itself. By understanding these possibilities, you can take necessary steps to avoid future cash out failures.

If you find yourself waiting for a long time with the status "waiting to complete" displayed on your screen, it could mean that there is an issue with processing your transaction. This might happen if there is high traffic on the app or if you're experiencing network connectivity problems. In such cases, patience is key as the issue will likely resolve itself once things stabilize.

To successfully cash out on Cash App, make sure you have linked a valid bank account or debit card to your account. This allows for seamless transfers between your Cash App balance and external accounts. Additionally, keep in mind that there are limits imposed by Cash App when it comes to withdrawing funds. These limits vary depending on several factors including verification level and usage history.

But what if you don't have a bank account? Can you still withdraw money from Cash App? The answer is yes! While having a linked bank account makes things easier and more convenient, you can also use alternative methods like transferring funds to another user who does have a bank account or using third-party services like PayPal or Venmo.

Let's address whether you can withdraw money from Cash App at an ATM. Unfortunately, as of now, direct ATM withdrawals are not supported by Cash App. However,you can still use other methods mentioned above like linking an external bank account or using third-party services to access your funds.

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Resolving Cash App Cash Out Failed: Common Causes and Solutions

If you’re a Cash App user, you may have encountered the frustrating message that says “Cash Out Failed.” This error can occur for various reasons but don’t worry, as there are several steps you can take to resolve the issue. In this blog post, we’ll explore common causes behind Cash App cash-out failed and provide practical solutions to fix them.

You might encounter the “Cash Out Failed” error when you attempt to cash out on Cash App. This message indicates that the fund’s transfer from your Cash App account to your linked bank account or debit card was unsuccessful. Several factors can contribute to this error, including:

Insufficient Funds: Ensure you have enough funds in your Cash App account to cover the transfer amount, including any applicable fees.

Connectivity Issues: Poor internet connection or server problems can interrupt cash-out. Check your internet connection and try again later.

Verification Problems: If you haven’t completed the account verification process or your information is inaccurate, Cash App may decline the cash-out request.

How to Fix Cash App Cash Out Failures?

Now, let’s explore some effective solutions to fix Cash App cash out failed:

Verify Sufficient Funds: Make sure you have enough funds in your Cash App account to cover the cash-out amount, including any fees. Add funds to your Cash App balance and try the cash-out process again if necessary.

Check Internet Connection: Ensure you have a stable internet connection. Switch between Wi-Fi and mobile data or connect to a different network to prevent connectivity issues.

Update Cash App: Keeping your Cash App up to date ensures you have the latest bug fixes and enhancements. Check for updates in your device’s app store and install any available updates.

Verify Account Information: Double-check that the bank account or debit card linked to your Cash App account is accurate and up to date. Update the information if necessary.

Contact Cash App Support: If the issue persists, contact Cash App’s customer support for further assistance. Please provide detailed information about the error and any relevant screenshots to help them promptly identify and resolve the problem.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q1: Why does Cash App say “Cash Out Failed” even when I have sufficient funds?

A1: Apart from the cash-out amount, ensure you have enough funds to cover any associated fees. If the problem persists, contact Cash App support for assistance.

Q2: Can I cash out to a different bank account or debit card?

A2: You can change the linked bank account or debit card in your Cash App settings. Ensure the new account/card details are accurate before cash-out.

Q3: How long does it take for Cash App to resolve a cash-out failure?

A3: Cash App typically resolves cash-out failures within a few business days. However, contacting customer support can expedite the resolution process.

Conclusion:

Encountering the “Cash Out Failed Cash App” issues can be frustrating, but following the troubleshooting steps outlined in this blog post can increase your chances of resolving the issue. Remember to verify your account information, check your internet connection, ensure sufficient funds, and contact Cash App support if the problem persists. By taking these proactive measures, you’ll be back to seamlessly cashing out your funds on Cash App in no time.

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Why does Cash App keep saying cash-out failed- Main Reasons?

Cash App has revolutionised how we handle financial transactions, providing users a convenient platform for sending and receiving money. However, encountering a cash-out failure can be frustrating and confusing. This comprehensive guide will delve into the reasons behind cash-out failed on Cash App and provide actionable steps to resolve these issues.

Why does Cash App keep saying cash-out failed?

There can be several reasons why Cash App displays a “cash-out failed” message. Some common causes include:

Ensure you have enough available balance in your Cash App account to cover the transaction, including any associated fees.

A stable internet connection is essential for completing cash-outs successfully. Check your network connection and try again.

Cash App may require additional verification steps to process certain transactions. Ensure that your account is fully verified to avoid cash-out failures.

If you link a debit card or bank account to Cash App, verify that the card is valid and has not expired.

Cash App occasionally experiences technical glitches or server maintenance, which can temporarily disrupt cash-out processes.

Can a completed Cash App cash-out fail?

While rare, there are instances when a completed cash-out may still fail. This can occur if the transaction encounters issues between Cash App and the receiving bank during the settlement process. In such cases, the funds may be returned to your Cash App balance, or you may need to contact Cash App support for further assistance.

Why won’t my Cash App let me cash out?

If you are unable to cash out on Cash App, consider the following troubleshooting steps:

Verify your identity: Ensure that your Cash App account is fully verified. Sometimes, incomplete verification can restrict certain features, including cash-outs.

Review transaction history: Check your transaction history for suspicious or flagged activities. Cash App may restrict cash-outs as a security measure in such cases.

Contact Cash App support: If you have tried the above steps and still cannot cash out, contact Cash App support for further assistance. They can help identify and resolve the underlying issue.

What to do if Cash App cash-out failed?

If you encounter Cash App cash-out failed, here’s what you can do:

Check your account balance: Ensure you have sufficient funds for the cash-out.

Confirm the network connection: Verify your stable internet connection to avoid connectivity issues.

Verify account details: Double-check the accuracy of the recipient’s information, including their Cash App username or mobile number.

Contact Cash App support: If the issue persists, contact Cash App support through the app or their website for further assistance. Please provide them with detailed information about the cash-out failure for a quicker resolution.

Conclusion:

Experiencing a cash-out failure on Cash App can be frustrating, but understanding the underlying causes and taking the appropriate steps can help resolve the issue. You can minimise the chances of encountering cash-out failures by ensuring you have sufficient funds, a stable internet connection, and a fully verified account. In cases where issues persist, don’t hesitate to contact Cash App support for personalised assistance. With proper troubleshooting and timely communication, you can overcome cash-out failures and continue enjoying the convenience of Cash App for your financial transactions.

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How To Fix Cash App Failed For My Protection?

If you've ever used the Cash App and noticed that it keeps saying the transfer or payment has failed, this article will help you find out why. Learn why it happens and how to fix it.

Once you have determined why your Cash App transfer failed, you can follow the steps to fix it. First, you should check the details of the transaction. For example, make sure you're sending money to a known person or a reputable business. In addition, you should also cross the recipient's phone number and $Cashtag before you send them money.

Why did Cash App Transfer Failed?

When your Cash App transfer failed, it is likely because your card or bank account is not linked to the app. You can contact Cash App Support to solve this issue if this is the case. Another possibility is a network problem. Before trying to perform a Cash App transfer, ensure you have a Wi-Fi connection and that your internet speed is high enough.

Another reasonCash App this transfer failed is that your bank blocks Cash App from accessing your account. You can contact the bank and ask them to unblock your account.

You should also double-check your cash balance before using the Cash App to make a payment.

The last thing you want to do is spend money you don't have. That will lead to the cash app's "Cash App Transfer Failed" error message.

Why Does Cash App Keep Saying Payment Failed?

If you've tried to make a cash transfer using a Cash App and it failed, there could be several things. For example, your internet connection might be too slow, or you may not have enough funds in your Cash App account. There could also be a technical issue with Cash App's servers. Here's how to deal with this Cash App transfer fail issue.

First, check your Cash App. You'll need to raise a payment dispute if the transaction is not processed. This way, you'll be able to get a refund from the app.

Also, check to make sure you've updated the app. Sometimes, an older version of Cash App is incompatible with the new version. However, an updated version should fix any glitches.

Another possible reason the payment fails is that the card has expired or the account doesn't have enough money.

Some cards do not work well with Cash App, so check your card's expiration date and CVV code. You may also have a prepaid card that doesn't work well with the Cash App.

How Do I Fix Transfer Failed on Cash App?

The first step for how to fix Cash App transfer failed is to verify your internet connection. Ensure that you're connected to a fast and reliable Wi-Fi network and that your cash card issuer or bank accepts payments. You can also try waiting a few hours before trying again.

When a Cash App cash-out request fails, it is likely that the card you are trying to use is expired or has insufficient funds.

There are other possible reasons why cash-out requests fail, including an unreliable internet connection, an outdated version of the Cash App, or an issue with the bank server.

You can contact Cash App customer support to resolve the issue if this is the case.

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Cash App Transfer failed | Cash app transfer failed for my protection

There are more than 24 million users of Cash App in the United States. Therefore, there are times when users complain that “Cash App this transfer failed,” and they keep looking for troubleshooting tips everywhere.

There may be many reasons behind the Cash App transaction failed and here we will discuss every possible reason.

Cash App application helps to monitor your account for anything which looks out of the ordinary. cash app provides customers the option to transfer the money from cash app to the bank account or debit card. This can be done with the help of using the Instant transfer service provided by square inc. If you want to transfer failing on the cash app or want to transfer money from Cash App and facing the issues of cash app payment failed then consider the below steps:

Follow the given below steps to transfer failing on Cash app

First, open the wallet app on your IOS mobile, then go to the cash app cash card

Go to the three dots option in the corner from the cash app home screen settings

Touch on the information tab and then go to the transfer option

Enter an amount and then tap on the Next button

Go to the Instant transfer

Use the Add card option and then follow instructions that are available on your screen

Go to the Visa debit card that you want to use and then select the payment information for the debit card and then you have to select

Check the fee will be either deducted or not

Why is My Cash App Payment Failing

Most of the times you can solve such issues all by yourself by following the troubleshooting tips here. You don’t need to panic if your Cash App failed payment. Here are some reasons that may be behind your failed Cash App payment.

Cash App Updation

If you are having trouble making any transfer on Cash App and your payment failed on Cash App then you need to first check if your Cash App is updated on your mobile or not. If not, then update the app to the latest version to make payments smoothly.

Check your Internet Connections

Sometimes people keep asking “why does my Cash App keep failing”, but never try to notice the reason behind it. Many times the Cash App transaction failed because the device that was used for the transaction was not connected to a strong internet connection. So it is very important to check that you are connected to a very strong internet connection to avoid Cash App payment failed issue. It is recommended to connect your device to a strong Wi-Fi connection to overcome the Cash App transaction failed problem.

Enter Correct Details

People keep asking “Why do Cash App payments fail” but they do not check the payment credentials they have entered for Cash App transfer. If the card number you entered on the Cash App transfer page turns red then this happens because you may have entered the wrong payment details of the recipient. You should re-confirm the payment details and try again for the Cash App transfer.

Check Your Balance

Before jumping into a conclusion that your Cash App failed, check your account balance. If your amount is not deducted from your Cash App account then check if account balance from your bank account is deducted or not.

Cancel Payment

Once you made your transaction on the Cash app, check your bank account. If payment was deducted from your bank but is not shown in your Cash App account then you should contact Cash App support immediately to avoid freeze payment. You need to ask the Cash App support “why does my cash app transfer keep failing,” and hopefully your issue will be resolved.

Declined Card

When you try to make a payment on Cash App and these messages flash on the screen “Declined. The card has expired. Use a different card”.

“Declined. Please check the card number, expiration date, CVV and ZIP code.”

“Declined. Use another card.”

Then you need to contact your card issuing bank to confirm the details. You must check that the card details that you entered are correct and matches the card.

How do I fix transfer failed on the Cash App?

If any user receive the notification message which is showing that your cash app transfer failed, it means your cash app was not able to complete the transaction. There can be several reasons behind the cash app transfer failed. This problem can be done due to Incorrect name, address, incorrect CVV code, deactivated merchant accounts, incorrect bank details, insufficient funds in the account, and other violates terms and services. If you want to get a quick solution and want to fix cash app payment failed issue then immediately contact our technical support and get the appropriate solution to your problems.

Cash App Failed for my Protection

Cash App keeps checking your account for anything that looks unusual and may result in a scam. To avoid any fraudulent this transfer failed Cash App. Cash App failed payment to avoid you from being charged. Though Cash App failed to send money, any amount deducted from your account will be refunded back instantly to your Cash App account or linked bank account balance. If not instantly then it may take 1-3 business days to reflect the amount in your account.

To avoid the risk of cancel payments you should

Confirm and re-check the recipient’s payment details like the phone number or $Cashtag before making any payment.

Link only those debit or credit cards that are in your name.

Use your Cash App more often to maintain a healthy transaction history.

Make transactions to and from people whom you know and or are reputed businesses.

If you still have issues regarding Cash App failed payment then please contact the Cash App customer support for further assistance.

Clear the Cash App cash out pending:

If your Cash App cash out pending then, you should clear it. Sometimes on Cash App, the money transfer gets stuck between you and the account you are trying to send. The cash app cash-out failed takes place due to security reasons or the service issue in your bank.

To fix the Cash App money transfer failed issue, you must clear the pending cash app cash out. You can only cancel the payment that has not been executed. Instead of waiting for an indefinite time, you should cancel the pending Cash App cash out with the below-mentioned steps’ help.

Open your Cash App account

Click on the Activity tab

Here search for the pending cash-out

On the right side of the payment, press the Cancel button

Finally, hit the Yes for confirmation

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Reason behind cash app payment failed

The Cash app is a digital payment application that permits clients to move cash by interfacing their financial balances. It is essentially a versatile application-based stage for installment arrangements. The Cash application is free and easy to use; there are no immediate store charges.

However, regardless of having such countless characteristics and advantages for clients, there are sure disadvantages to this application. Cash App transfer failure is perhaps the most well-known Cash App issue that clients face. Cash App clients continue to grumble, "why Cash App payment failed?" and Why does my exchange come up short on Cash App? Cash App transfer failed is workable for some reasons, and in this blog, you will become acquainted with every one of the explanations behind failed money transfer on Cash App:

Why did the Cash App transfer fail?

Coming up next are the reasons talked about underneath to comprehend what's going on might have happened during the exchange of assets:

Check your Cash application balance: The main thing you need to remember is that before arriving at any resolution that the whole cash app isn't working, you should check your Cash app balance on top of the screen. On the off chance that the dollar sum isn't appearing true to form, check your connected ledger to see if the exchange isn't forthcoming. Do it before dropping or refreshing the exchange.

Update the Cash application: One of the most widely recognized purposes behind my exchange comes up short on the Cash App? Is that you might not have refreshed the Cash App. So you should check if your Cash application is refreshed or not to stay away from this issue of Cash app payment failed. Furthermore, you need to refresh it to the most recent form if not refreshed as of now.

Entered some unacceptable subtleties: There are so many users on Cash App continue to ponder "For what reason do Cash App installments come up short," yet they don't check the installment accreditations they have entered for Cash App move. Indeed, this can likewise be one justification for installment disappointment clients may have entered the caused Card number. Therefore, you need to check if the Cash App move page becomes red when you enter some unacceptable installment subtleties of the beneficiary.

Low-speed internet association: Cash App requires a solid web association for reserves moves to continue easily. Thus, it is suggested that the exchanges ought to be done over a wi-fi network. Assets should be possible over cell information likewise, for example, 3G, 4G, Volte, and LTE organizations; however, it should be noticed that the availability ought to be sufficient during the exchange time frame to continue immediately.

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Cash App Cash out Failed. Payment cannot be sent. Account essentially locked

Are you tired of encountering the dreaded "Cash out failed" message on your Cash App? Frustrating, isn't it? You're not alone. Many users have faced this issue, wondering why their payment cannot be sent and why their account feels essentially locked. But fear not! In this blog post, we'll explore the reasons behind a cash out failure on Cash App and provide valuable insights to help you navigate through these challenges. So let's dive in and unravel the mysteries surrounding Cash App cash out failures!

why does cash app say waiting to complete?

Have you ever encountered the frustrating message on Cash App that says "waiting to complete"? It can be quite confusing and leave users wondering what exactly is causing this delay. There are a few possible reasons behind this issue.

One reason could be network connectivity problems. If your internet connection is weak or unstable, it may cause delays in completing transactions on Cash App. Make sure you have a strong and stable internet connection before attempting to cash out.

Another factor that may contribute to the "waiting to complete" message is server issues on the Cash App platform itself. Sometimes, there might be technical glitches or maintenance activities happening in the background, resulting in delays for certain transactions.

Additionally, if there's an ongoing investigation into any potential fraudulent activity related to your account or the transaction you're trying to make, Cash App may put it on hold temporarily while they verify everything thoroughly.

It's also worth noting that occasionally, banks can impose restrictions or checks on transfers from third-party platforms like Cash App. This can cause delays as well.

So next time you encounter the dreaded "waiting to complete" message on Cash App, double-check your internet connection, consider any ongoing maintenance activities by their team and keep in mind external factors such as bank restrictions that could potentially be causing these delays.

How does cash out work on Cash App?

How does cash out work on Cash App? It's a simple and convenient process that allows you to transfer funds from your Cash App account to your bank account. Once you have verified your identity and linked your bank account, you can easily cash out whenever you need to.

To cash out on Cash App, all you need to do is follow these steps:-

1. Open the Cash App on your mobile device.

2. Tap on the "Balance" tab located at the bottom of the screen.

3. Enter the amount of money you want to cash out.

4. Tap on "Cash Out" and choose whether you want to send it instantly or within 1-3 business days.

5. Select your linked bank account as the destination for the funds.

6. Review the details and confirm.

Once confirmed, the money will be transferred from your Cash App balance to your bank account according to your chosen timeframe.

It's important to note that there may be fees associated with instant transfers, so make sure to review those before completing any transactions.

Cashing out on Cash App is quick, easy, and secure, allowing you access to your funds whenever you need them!

How long does Cash App give you to cash out?

How long does Cash App give you to cash out? When it comes to cashing out on Cash App, the platform offers users the convenience of instant transfers. This means that once you initiate a cash-out request, the funds should be available in your bank account within minutes.

Unlike traditional banking systems where it can take several business days for transfers to complete, Cash App makes it quick and easy for users to access their money when they need it most. Whether you're transferring funds from your Cash App balance or selling Bitcoin on the app, the process is designed to be efficient and seamless.

It's important to note that while Cash App aims for instant transfers, there may be instances where delays occur. Factors such as network congestion or issues with your bank could potentially cause a delay in receiving your funds. If this happens, rest assured that Cash App has dedicated customer support available 24/7 to assist you and resolve any issues promptly.

When using Cash App for cash outs, you can typically expect near-instant access to your funds. However, keep in mind that unforeseen circumstances could occasionally cause minor delays in completing transactions

How do I cash out my Cash App without a bank account?

If you don't have a bank account, you may be wondering how to cash out your Cash App funds. Fortunately, Cash App offers several options for users without traditional banking services.

One option is to use your Cash App balance to make purchases or send money to other Cash App users. You can also use the app's "Cash Out" feature to transfer funds directly to a linked debit card. This allows you to access your money quickly and conveniently.

Another alternative is using third-party apps or services that allow you to convert your Cash App balance into physical cash. These services typically require you to provide identification and pay a fee, but they can be useful if you need access to cash immediately.

Remember that while these options provide flexibility for users without bank accounts, they may come with additional fees or limitations compared to traditional banking methods. It's important to consider all available options and choose the one that best fits your needs.

If you're looking for ways on how to cash out your Cash App funds without a bank account, there are various alternatives available such as transferring funds through a linked debit card or utilizing third-party conversion services. Explore these options and find the one that suits your situation best!

Can I withdraw money from Cash App at ATM?

Cash App provides a convenient way to send and receive money, but it is not without its limitations. If you encounter a cash out failed issue on the app, there could be several reasons behind it. It may be due to insufficient funds in your account or exceeding the daily cash out limit. Additionally, if your account has been flagged for suspicious activity, you may experience difficulty in withdrawing funds.

To avoid cash out failures on Cash App, ensure that you have enough balance in your account and stay within the prescribed limits for withdrawals. If you don't have a bank account linked to your Cash App, consider exploring alternative options like using a prepaid card or transferring funds to another digital wallet where you can access them.

While Cash App does not offer direct ATM withdrawal services at the moment, you can still withdraw money from your Cash App by transferring it to your linked bank account and then making an ATM withdrawal through that account.

Remember to always keep track of your transactions and review any error messages carefully when attempting to cash out on Cash App. By understanding the possible reasons for a cash out failure and following these guidelines, you can navigate any potential issues smoothly and continue enjoying the convenience of sending and receiving money with ease on Cash App!

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Why does Cash App keep saying cash out failed?

There could be several reasons why Cash App is displaying a "Cash App Cash Out Failed" message. Here are a few possible explanations:

Insufficient funds: If you don't have enough money in your Cash App account to cover the cash-out transaction, it will fail. Make sure you have a sufficient balance before attempting to cash out.

Connectivity issues: Cash App requires a stable internet connection to process transactions. If you have a weak or unreliable internet connection, it could result in a cash-out failure. Try connecting to a different network or ensuring that your current connection is stable.

Verification or account issues: Cash App may have certain verification requirements or restrictions in place to prevent fraudulent activity. If your account is not fully verified or there are issues with your account, it could result in cash-out failed. Check if your account is fully verified and contact Cash App support if you suspect any issues.

Temporary service disruptions: Cash App's services may occasionally experience temporary disruptions or maintenance periods. During these times, you may encounter cash-out failures. In such cases, you can try again later when the service is fully operational.

Restricted transactions: Cash App may have restrictions on certain types of transactions or destinations. Ensure that you are following Cash App's terms of service and policies when attempting to cash out.

If you continue to experience cash app cash-out failures despite checking the above possibilities, it's best to contact Cash App's customer support directly. They can provide specific assistance based on your account details and help you resolve the issue.

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Chocolate eclairs (pt.2)

{Part 1}

🍫 optional bias x reader

🍫 ~5.6k words

🍫 smut, enemies to lovers, slight dom/sub themes, praise kink, some dirty talk, oral (both receiving), face sitting (whew), reader has a thing for hands

(I might have dragged everything out for too long? I’m not sure, you tell me, but I just love thinking about all the details so I went with it. Also while I was writing, at some point I lost half of it and had to re-write it because the damn app didn’t save my changes to the draft 🙃 anyways thank you for reading!)

So far, nothing was going as planned today, but somehow you didn’t mind it anymore. At first you were extremely annoyed to say the least, but you slowly started to think having a tall and ridiculously handsome guy follow you around wasn’t so bad after all. Even though he was purposely being irritating, as always, just to get reactions out of you, it was worth enduring for the random flirty remarks he spat out every once in a while. Was he always like this? Did you only realize it now because you were too busy thinking how obnoxiously confident he was, or did he really also dislike you before? You were quite confused, but you at least thought you should enjoy the moment.

After buying those damn chocolate eclairs that you had been craving for a week, and after he insisted to pay, all while poking fun at how you were gonna die at a young age from how much sugar you consume, your next stop would have been the lingerie store. Except now you had him coming along with you, so you weren’t very sure what you should do. To buy some time, you pretended to look at all the stereotypically “romantic” objects that people usually gifted each other on Valentine’s day. Just for fun, you weren’t planning on hinting at anything, but you just wanted to see what he’d be like. Not to mention window shopping was one of your favorite activities when you had nothing else better to do. He, on the other hand, had his mind fixed on one thing solely.

“Y/n, aren’t we eating those eclairs? You didn’t want them just to carry them around, did you?” he asked with a pout.

“Excuse me, since when is there a ‘we’? They’re my eclairs, and I’m saving them for later. I told you I have plans, were you even listening to me?”

“You have plans, right. Well you should be careful then, that boyfriend you have plans with might get jealous if he sees you walking around with a guy like me. I honestly wouldn’t blame him if he felt threatened, after all, you just let the most handsome dude around here buy you coffee and sweets...oh wait, I forgot. You actually don’t have a boyfriend, do you now?” he said in a sarcastic tone.

“It’s extremely funny that you think I need a man in order to have plans on Valentine’s day. I can very well take care of myself, thank you very much.”

“You can take care of yourself in what way exactly? Because if it’s what I’m thinking of, I bet I can do it better.”

“Thank you for your concern, h/n, but if you think you can buy your way into my pants with some sweets, then you have a very low and unrealistic expectation of me. If you want to impress me, try harder.”

“Oh don’t worry, this is far from my best shot. You just look so hot when you’re mad at me, I can’t stop myself.” he said with a sheepish laugh.

You blushed slightly, both at his words and from seeing him grinning so cutely. He had no business looking all cute like that after he had just literally suggested you sleep with him. How could he switch from being so cocky to getting shy for you in just a matter of seconds? You couldn’t help but wonder what he’d actually be like in bed. Especially since he had just showed a new side of him, a particular image of him being submissive to you was stuck on your brain. You could feel your face heating up, and you hoped he didn’t notice how red your cheeks had probably become.

Brushing it off, you entered a random toy store, feigning interest in some plushies. As you were admiring the various teddy bears that came in all shapes and colors, you noticed he had been surprisingly silent since your last exchange. You threw a glance at him and he seemed to have found some games he was interested in, as he had his eyebrows furrowed, trying to read the instructions on the back of some boxes. Perfect, you thought to yourself, now that he’s distracted, you could think of a plan. What the hell were you gonna do about the lingerie? You didn’t want to give up on buying it, you had wanted it for a long time and now was the perfect occasion. Did you want to go with him? Would he want to even enter the store with you? Would he become flustered and make things awkward? Would it be weird if you suddenly told him to leave you alone for a couple of minutes and meet you later? Or should you just end your meeting right there? You weren’t even sure how you wanted to spend the rest of the day anymore, but you for sure didn’t intend to abandon your plans completely for this man that barged into your solo Valentine’s day like that, despite the fact that you were starting to get interested in him.

While you were definitely overthinking the situation, h/n had long finished browsing the board games section. Suddenly, you felt someone’s hot breath near the side of your neck.

“Y/n. You’ve been staring at that teddy bear for 3 minutes now. Did you not have any as a child, or do you want me to buy it for you that bad? You could just ask, you know.”

Startled by the proximity of his voice, you turned your head to him and took a few steps away. “Wow, you sure have a talent for being rude. You’re still annoying even when you’re trying to hit on me.” you said trying to seem unaffected. However, you would lie if you said that feeling his breath on your skin didn’t send shivers down your spine.

He chuckled at your reaction and slid his hands into the pockets of his jeans.

“So? Do you want it or not?”

“With that sort of attitude, I shouldn’t even answer. So what if I wanted it, what would you do? There’s nothing between us, so why would you buy it for me?” you taunted. You knew he was trying to make you soften up, but you weren’t falling for it just yet.

“Who said I’d buy it for you? If I did and you ended up sleeping with a stuffed toy every night, that would just be unfair.” he pouted. Why was he acting this cute now? This man was so confusing.

“What the hell does that even mean?”

“I don’t wanna be jealous of a teddy bear. I’d rather you would sleep with me instead.”

You stared at his triumphant smile for a few seconds, at a loss for words. He looked like he just made the best pick-up line ever. It was so bad, yet you wanted to accept his wish and take him home. What was wrong with you?

“You’re absolutely obnoxious, did you know that? Wipe that smirk off your face, you look like an idiot.”

He laughed. “But somehow you’re still putting up with me. I’d say you’re doing a great job enduring me. Unless...you’re actually enjoying my company, which I suspect you do.”

“Yeah, whatever. Come on, I have one more thing to get before I can finally go home and get rid of you.”

You had made up your mind. You weren’t letting any man interfere with your plans.

Walking in the most confident way possible, you entered the lingerie store. You didn’t even spare him a glance as you looked through the pieces, searching for something that would match your taste. You were dying to know what his reaction was, what he was thinking, but you weren’t giving in. Suddenly, you had an idea. Acting like what you were doing was the most normal thing, you picked out two options, pretending you couldn’t decide between them. One was a black see-through set adorned with velvet hearts, while the other was made out of red lace and a bunch of straps that looked like a harness. Either way, both were made more to reveal rather than cover you up. Holding one in each hand, you turned to look at him with an unfazed expression plastered on your face.

“Make yourself useful for once and help me decide. Which one do I get?”

Seeing the way he was looking at you made a flush of heat spread across your face. His eyes were dark and he looked like he would have devoured you right then and there. You didn’t know what you expected, but this look was definitely not it.

He took a few seconds to respond, during which his gaze on you only seemed to intensify. He almost looked angry, clenching his jaw and eyeing you so strongly.

“You’d look great in both, but I’d take the red one.”

Hearing his choice, you immediately hung it back on the rack and took your other option to the cash register.

You heard him scoff behind you. “Why bother asking me if you were gonna pick that one anyway?”. He was smiling, but it was clear that he was trying to control his frustration.

You gave him the sweetest smile in the world. “I liked both equally and couldn’t decide, so I’m getting the one you like less. Since you’re never gonna see me wearing it anyway.”

“You drive me insane. That makes absolutely no sense.”

“Really? But you’re the one that’s been following me around all day. Now you’re angry with me, how come?” you said innocently.

He smirked and took a few steps until he was so close, you could feel his hot breath on your face, but you didn’t back away and maintained his gaze. His scent was intoxicating, and you were trying your best to not show how into him you were already.

“If you want to make me angry, you’ll have to try harder, babygirl.” you clenched your thighs hearing that word escape his lips. “I like your teasing a little too much, actually. But making me imagine you wearing all these pretty things only to point out that I can’t have you the way I want? I have to admit, that was pretty mean.”

“Are you challenging me? Then I guess I need to step up my game to really get back at you.”

“Alright then, let’s make a deal. If you fail to make me angry by tonight, you have to go on a date with me. What do you say?”

You couldn’t stop the smirk forming on the corner of your lips. “Deal. You know, now I kinda understand why you keep bothering me. It’s actually fun trying to get you annoyed.” This time you weren’t lying.

He smiled back at you. “Glad we’re on the same page about one thing at least. So, any other torturous shopping that we need to do today? An adult store, maybe, since you said you like to take care of things yourself?”

“Nice try. I actually have a table reserved for later today, so I’m gonna have to go home and get ready. I wanted to go alone and have some me-time, but since I don’t plan on losing that challenge, I guess now you gotta come with me.”

He stopped in his tracks. “Wait a second,”he said and put the back of his palm on your forehead as if checking for a fever, “now it sounds like you’re the one asking me out. What happened? Are you okay?” he asked in an overly dramatic way. Oh great, now he was back to being the town circus.

“It’s not a date, silly. Hopefully, it’s gonna be the worst dinner of your life, so I won’t have to see your face ever again.”

“You do know that I could just not show up and make you lose the bet, right?”

“If you do that, you won’t get my number. So no way to receive your prize.” Besides, you thought to yourself, wasn’t tonight already a date in itself? There was no way he would skip on that, or at least so you hoped. “See you at 6.” you said as you walked away, leaving him behind.

By now your only desire was to get him totally whipped for you. He might have seen through your intentions already, but you couldn’t care less. The fights and arguments that were real in the beginning had now become an act, some sort of game to see which one of you would give in first. And you weren’t backing down until you had him completely wrapped around your finger. This year’s V-day turned out to be a lot more fun than you initially thought.

After getting home, you took your sweet time showering and making yourself as pretty as possible. Having drenched yourself in perfume and strawberry scented body lotion, you put on the new lingerie and a red dress that complimented your figure. You did some minimal, but flattering make-up and took a good look in the mirror. You looked good enough to eat. Exactly what you wanted.

By the time you arrived at the restaurant, he was already waiting for you, and you realized he had probably tried just as hard as you to look hot. And he had definitely done a great job. His hair was pushed back and the suit jacket he was wearing highlighted his broad shoulders and tall figure. You wanted him to push you against a wall right then and there.

“Are you sure you’re not made out of sugar? You look so good, I’m afraid that if I touch you, you’d melt under my fingers.”

“You wish. I don’t even get a hi, you start our conversation with a lame pick-up line? This evening is going to be even more boring than I thought.” you said rolling your eyes.

“It’s good to see you again too. Come on, let’s order quickly, I’m starving.” he said as he was already looking through the menu.

After this first exchange, the rest of the dinner actually went on pretty normally. Without realizing, you had gotten comfortable with each other and stopped arguing altogether. Now you were just chatting about whatever came to mind, enjoying your meals and each other’s company. However, you did notice his eyes lingering a little too long on your exposed neck and chest, which you did your best to bring forward as much as you could when you moved around. You were hyper aware of his gaze on every move you made and you loved the attention he was giving you. You felt like you were the only woman in the room for him, the only one that deserved his attention. You suddenly remembered you were supposed to get him angry, but you weren’t sure you didn’t want a second date after all. However, you felt the need to say something about it.

“Look at all these couples enjoying their romantic dinner, and then there’s us. Here for the sole purpose of annoying each other.”

“If that was the purpose, I’d call this an epic fail.” he said with a smile and took a sip of his gin tonic,”So you still don’t want to admit that this is, in fact, a date?”

“Why would it be one, when we haven’t done anything out of the ordinary? We are just two people eating out together.”

“Good thing the evening isn’t over, then. Great choice of restaurant, by the way. But even though the food was amazing, I’d still prefer eating you out.”

His bluntness caught you off guard, and you let the glass you were previously holding down on the table with a little more force than intended. From the impact, your drink splashed everywhere, including on yourself.

You moved a bit of the fabric of your dress away so you could wipe the martini drops that had just spilled on your chest, which uncovered the strap and the top part of your bra for a few seconds. You didn’t think much of it, but heard him swallow loudly. When you raised your eyes back to meet his, he was looking at you like he wanted to undress you with his eyes.

“You did that on purpose, didn’t you?”

“Did what on purpose?” you asked confused.

“Don’t act so innocent, you know exactly what I’m saying.”

“No idea what you’re talking about. Anyway, care for dessert? You need some sugar in your system, you seem to be turning grim again.”

“If by dessert you mean you, then I’ll gladly accept. You have enough sugar to keep me up for a long time.” he said with a smirk.

“Oh god, can you cut the disgusting jokes out? You make me sick.”

“You’ll be even more disappointed to find out they’re not jokes. By the way,” he leaned over the table so he could bring his face a little closer to yours, “we’ve almost finished our drinks and you still haven’t made me angry. Time is ticking.”

You fell silent for a couple of seconds, and played with your necklace while deep in thought. You were done playing this game. You wanted him, and you wanted him tonight. You wanted to blame it on the alcohol, but ever since you stepped foot in that place all you had been imagining were his veiny hands all over your body, how pretty his long fingers were and how much you wanted them inside you. He hadn’t even touched you once, but your panties were feeling damp already just by staring at his hands or seeing him clenching his jaw. You hadn’t noticed that your fidgeting with your necklace had caught his attention and he was now practically staring at your boobs without any hint of shame in his eyes. Your chest was heaving up and down as his eyes set your skin ablaze and your thoughts ran wild. Of course his gaze didn’t miss your heavy breathing. His fist was clenched on his glass and the veins on his arm protruded even more than usual. Your brain was so intoxicated with him that it completely forgot how to form sentences, leaving him without a reply. He leaned closer to you over the table and all but whispered.

“Just say the words, and I’ll give you whatever you want. All you have to do is say it.”

You hesitated, questioning whether you should swallow your pride or not. You stared into his deep brown eyes, glistening with lust, and admired his plump, slightly parted lips, silently pleading for you to stop this stupid game and finally admit what you’re feeling for each other. He was done playing, and so were you.

“It’s finally time for those eclairs.”

A knowing smile spread on his face, as if he had just won the lottery.

The ride to your place was awfully silent. You felt like you could cut the tension in the atmosphere with a knife. Sitting near him in the back of the cab and just feeling his presence so close to you kept your skin burning up during the entire ride. He still hadn't touched you in the slightest, not even on your hand, and at this point you thought it was intentional just so you'd become desperate for him. It was working. It felt like the drive was taking ages, so you decided to have some fun and tease him a little.

You slowly slid your hand over your legs, starting from your knees and going up towards the hem of your dress, pulling it up ever so slightly. He noticed your movements instantly, and his eyes snapped to you. Now that you were assured he was watching, your hand traveled further under your dress, carefully so it doesn't reveal too much, and started running your own fingers across your damp panties.

His eyes widened, and you saw his adam's apple move when he swallowed a lump in his throat. "What do you think you're doing?" he whispered.

"What does it look like to you? I am an independent woman. Since you have not laid a hand on me all day, I'm doing it myself."

"You're an impatient one, aren't you?" you maintained his gaze but didn't stop your actions, slipping a finger underneath your underwear and whimpering ever so quietly, enough for only him to hear. You were determined to bring him down.

Like you had just pressed a button, his body reacted to your sounds faster than expected. The vein on his hand twitched as he quickly grabbed your wrist and held it in place.

"If you don't stop that, I’ll make sure you have trouble walking tomorrow." his words sent a shiver down your spine. With that, he firmly pulled your hand away and intertwined his fingers with yours, as if preventing you from causing more trouble. You decided to obey him, for now.

After a couple of minutes, you were arriving at your place. He followed you silently into the building and into the small elevator, where you were met with another crisis. He looked like he tried really hard to restrain himself as he leaned with his back and head against the mirror. He was looking at you through furrowed brows and hooded eyes, and you wondered why did he put himself through this struggle, when he could’ve had you right then and there. Pretending to check your mascara in the mirror behind him, you placed one hand on his chest and leaned over him, your face dangerously close to his neck, making sure your exposed cleavage pressed against him in the process. You didn’t care how obvious it was, he was clearly enjoying it. He did nothing but watch you, but his sigh and accelerating breath rate were giving him away. As soon as you reached your level, you instantly shot out of the elevator and got to your door in record time.

The moment you set foot into the apartment and closer the door behind you, any control that you had before, just vanished into thin air.

“Fucking finally”. He wasted no time in pressing you against the wall, both hands holding the sides of your face while he kissed you with all the pent up frustration from that day. You could feel his whole body onto you and yet you wanted more, your hands grabbing fistfuls of his shirt and tugging at it in an attempt to bring him even closer. His lips were soft but aggressive at the same time, the kiss neither too intense nor too slow, earning chills all over your spine the first time his warm tongue entered your mouth. It was still not enough, so you took over and laced your fingers at the back of his head, pulling on his hair while pushing yourself into him. His hands started traveling down your body, gripping your waist and hips with force as he pulled you even closer, making you feel his erection against you in the process.

Out of breath, you broke the kiss to take a good look at him in this state. He was looking at you through glossy, hooded eyes, with his plump lips parted and glistening from the intensity of your kiss. He looked so hot, you realized you might not make it to the bedroom.

Closing in the distance once again, his hands went to squeeze your ass through your dress as he started placing wet kisses down the side of your neck, painfully slowly, sending shivers all over your spine. You lifted a leg up to snake around his own, as if to invite his hands to stop wasting time and get under your skirt already.

“You’re surprisingly gentle for someone who’s been trying to get into my pants all day.” you felt him squeeze your ass harder, and he suddenly bit the soft skin under your ear and sucked on it, earning a gasp from you.

He didn’t reply, but instead slid his hand up your thigh and ran his fingers over your soaking panties.

“And you’re surprisingly wet for someone who supposedly hates me.” he teasingly rubbed the tip of his finger on your clothed clit, making you whine in response. It was almost as if the fabric wasn’t there at all, given how thin it was in the first place. “What did you buy this pretty underwear for, just to ruin it later?”

“Since when do you care about my lingerie?”

“I thought you wanted me to, since you brought me with you to that store and even asked for my opinion.” He pushed your panties to the side and properly coated his fingers with your juices. “You were such a dirty little slut for doing that to me.” his words shot straight to your core.

“Me, dirty? That little head of yours has a lot of issues. It’s your own fault for liking me in the first place.” you teased.

Hearing that, he pushed two fingers into your hole and you moaned. “You can talk shit all you want, but your body can’t lie about how much you want me, princess.” He pulled his hand away from your core, and took his own fingers, now coated with your essence, into his mouth, licking them clean. “Now be a good girl and take this dress off for me.” he said, pulling away from you.

Not wanting to torture yourself any longer, you obeyed him, getting rid of your dress as quickly as possible. As he finally fully saw you in the pretty underwear, he eyed you from head to toe, as if he was looking at his prey, swallowing loudly. “Y/n, you’re so fucking gorgeous.”

You pushed him back and led him to the couch, making him sit down. You quickly straddled his lap, making sure your boobs were right in his face as you grabbed the hair at the back of his head and brought your mouth to his ear, licking a stripe up from the side of his neck, reaching his earlobe. He shivered under you, and you started unbuttoning his shirt, while both his hands stroked over your boobs, touching your nipples and lightly pinching and twisting them over the thin material of the bra. The sensation was spreading into your entire body, making you moan right into his ear. You nibbled onto his earlobe, and he sighed loudly, grabbing your ass and pulling you on top of his dick, grinding into you. Your fingers ran over his now exposed chest and down to his belt, trying to get it undone. He grabbed your hands and undid it himself, and you stood up so he could get rid of his pants.

Instead of sitting back on his lap, you dropped to your knees in between his legs and pulled his underwear down. His cock looked so red and hard, it seemed almost painful, and made your mouth water. You wanted to torture him some more though, so you stuck your tongue out and slowly ran it up from the base to his swollen tip, all while looking directly into his eyes. His eyebrows were furrowed and he was biting his lower lip so hard, as if to keep him from making any sound. You were going to change that. You swirled your tongue around the tip, collecting the drops of precum, before taking him whole into your mouth. As you started bobbing your head, you made sure to take a little more of him each time, pushing your own limit gradually, looking up at him from time to time. “Fuck, you look so pretty like this. You’re taking me so well.” he said, trying to keep himself from forming any other sounds, and you wondered why wasn’t he letting go already. You wanted to make him a moaning mess. One of your free hands started playing with his balls, as you ran your nails across his thigh with the other one. Going a little deeper, his cock hit the back of your throat, and you paused for a second, swallowing around him, which earned a long, breathy moan from him. There, that was your reward. You continued taking him as deep as you could, looking up at him with wide eyes. This was his breaking point, as he couldn’t control his sounds anymore, his mouth was agape, letting out small grunts and whimpers now and then, and you felt his hips struggling to keep still. As the ache in your pussy was getting unbearable because of your actions, your own hand came to play with your clit to get some sort of release, moaning around his cock.

He didn’t miss this, as suddenly, his hand flew to your hair and he held you still. “Don’t you dare touch yourself. Get up” he said in a demanding voice. He followed you up himself, and completely slid his shirt and underwear off of him, then laid down on the carpet. “I want you to sit on my face. Let me have my dessert and enjoy you like you deserve.”

You didn’t need to be told twice. After discarding your panties, you placed your knees on either side of his head and carefully lowered your cunt closer to him, but he grabbed your ass and aggressively pulled you onto his mouth, making you gasp and grip the couch beside you for support. The feeling of his wet and warm tongue against you was making your thighs weak. He started by licking a long stripe across your folds, then alternated between sucking at your clit, drawing patterns with his tongue across your sensitive spot at different paces and intensities. Your sounds and whimpers were a mess, and you could feel your orgasm building with each second. He was eating you out like a starved man, face buried completely under your pussy, and the view was only contributing to your arousal. One of his hands snaked up to your nipple and started playing with it, adding to the sensation. When he suddenly applied more pressure to a certain angle, you thought you were gonna lose your mind. “Fuck, h/n, right there, please, don’t stop” was what you wanted to say, but you weren’t sure your words came out coherently. Either way, he got the message, and a few seconds later, you were coming undone on his tongue, letting out a few high-pitched moans as he helped you ride out your high.

After regaining composure, you stood up to let him breathe. His lips and chin were glistening from your juices, and he wiped them off with the back of his hand. “That was delicious. You’re a fucking goddess, did you know that?” he said as he stood himself up, grabbed your face and kissed you with force.

“Just fuck me already.”

“You don’t need to tell me twice.” he said as he pushed you against your table, having you lie down on it. He quickly grabbed a condom from his jeans and rolled it on his still painfully hard cock. Grabbing your legs and holding them on each side of him, he rubbed the tip of his member over your clit a few times before fully pushing it into your tight hole, swearing in the process. He wasted no time before moving, slowly at first to let you adjust, then suddenly slammed his hips into you with force, earning a loud moan from you. “Fuck, do that again, please” you said, already feeling your second orgasm starting to build up. He thrusted into you harder and deeper, filling the room with your sounds everytime his skin met yours. The way he filled you up was absolutely delicious, clouding your vision and making you lose yourself in your pleasure as he was hitting all the right spots inside you.

“Ever since your brought me into that store, all I could think of was fucking you in your pretty lingerie, imagining how your boobs would bounce up and down while I pound into you like this.” you took his hand and brought it to your lips, silently asking him to let you suck onto his fingers. “You don’t know how much of a torture that wa- fuck” you took his long and pretty fingers into your mouth and swirled your tongue around them, mimicking the way you sucked him off earlier and watching him lose his ability to speak as his mouth hung open. “H/n, harder, don’t stop, I’m going to come.” you said in a desperate attempt to get him to shut up and concentrate. Motivated by your words, he increased his pace, and after a few more hard and sloppy thrusts, you reached your second orgasm, soon followed by his own. His whole body twitched as he came down from his high, both of you panting, and exhausted.

Pulling out of you, he quickly discarded the condom and took you into his arms to place both you and him comfortably on the couch.

“That was fucking hot” he said, still holding you in his arms while you were catching your breaths.

“Yeah. I think I might hate you a little less after this.” you said and you both laughed.

After coming back to your senses, you got up and went straight to the kitchen. A few seconds later, you came back holding the box he bought you from the french bakery, handing him an eclair.

“I knew why I saved those chocolate eclairs for later. They taste better after you’ve been craving them all day, don’t you think?”

He just smiled in response. “You might be right. By the way, I won. It seems like you’ll be drinking ice americanos again, after all.”

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kakiwrites · 3 years

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the charity stream incident

Genre: mostly crack but there's fluff in there-

A kenma kozume x reader

Warning: mentions of suggestive acts but nothing too crazy!

Synopsis: on kenma's charity stream, you decided to splurge and donate some of your earnings. but a small catch. Will kenma agree to your terms to entertain his audience?

a/n: hey guys! I 100% blame my friend @tendousfingerbandagess a vtuber for this idea! We were watching his stream then my friend brought this up. Hope you guys enjoy this! Let's get started!

"Hello everyone, kodzuken here. Welcome to our monthly charity stream." kenma greeted his fans in his usual nonchalant tone as he adjusted his face cam to frame his face better, shooting a small smile at them. The fangirls surely swooned at this small action.

You stifled a smile while you watched him settle back into his chair. You were currently lounging in the living room, watching kenma's stream from your phone. You always loved how consistent he was in his career. He also never fails to give back to others, another trait to love about him. Every month, he would sponsor a charity stream for different organizations, from animal rights to replantation, he's sponsored them all. You weren't an exception. You were always welcomed to join in but you tend to stay behind the scenes. That changes today. You have a handful of cash to spend, why not donate it?

Besides, this might be the only time you can control what happens on his stream. And boy, do you like seeing the mass of comments flood in as the streamer does a ridiculous request in front of his audience.

"Okay, since we're waiting for more people before we start, I have a little bit of a game for you guys." he started warmly. His eyes were glinting in mischief. He had something planned. "everyone has two minutes to donate any amount. The highest donation will get a picture of me, wearing anything of their choice." he spoke into his mic. He didn't even have to skim through the comments before he cleared his throat to clear something up. "keep it child-friendly. I am not going to dress skimpy for you guys. The most I can do is a maid outfit." he warned, glaring directly into his camera.

His eyes drifted down to his phone, opened on the timer, two minutes on the clock. "two minutes start… now!" kenma said. Not even a second later, a huge influx of donations flooded in, from the usual smaller one dollar to twenty in the span of three seconds.

You smirked to yourself as you watched people fighting to stay the highest donation, desperate to get that small reward. You walked into your shared bedroom and chose an outfit for kenma to maybe wear. You checked the timer playing on the stream.

Thirty seconds.

You giggled to yourself, watching the view count go up and the donations flood in like a storm. In the last ten seconds, you entered a balance and sent it in. your smirk grew wider, hearing kenma's phone alarm chime from your screen. Though, you were sure that you can hear it from his studio in the other room.

"Okay, our highest donation is one thousand dollars!" kenma exclaimed, looking up at his camera to smile at his fans. "thank you… (y/n)…" kenma's eyes widened in disbelief before he frowned.

This cannot be good.

"(y/n) what are you planning?!" he couldn't help but yell out to you. He could hear your heavy footsteps approaching the door.

Not a moment later, you burst into the room with a huge grin on your face. Your phone in one hand and a puffy maid dress In another. "I got the goods!" you yelled out before dropping the dress on his lap. "get changed kodzuken, I have the highest donation so chop-chop!" you said, plopping down on kenma's armrest. Kenma only rolled his eyes. "come on, I think your fans really want to see you. Right guys?" you asked, eyeing the chat that flooded with comments of agreement. Kenma could only roll his eyes before he sluggishly got out of his seat then dragged himself out of the room, maid outfit in hand.

"been a while everybody!" you sat in his seat, leaning on the desk, resting your chin on your palm. Your eyes drifted to the comments. "have you ever seen kenma in a maid outfit in-" you couldn't even finish reading it before you burst into a fit of laughter. "no I have not. I can neither confirm nor deny that I wore it before." you winked.

"keep the stream pg-13, (y/n), or I swear to god!" you heard kenma yell out from the other room. You only rolled your eyes before you continued to talk to his audience. You glanced at his phone to see it opened on the notes app. "oh, this is good." you muttered to yourself, a mischievous grin grew on your face.

Kenma came into the room a few minutes later, coming into the frame of his camera to reveal him in a maid outfit. The crowd went wild, more donations and comments flooded in.

"you look adorable~"

"s-shut up."

You giggle, staring at him with a glint in his eye. "we need to add one more thing~" you said. Kenma's eyes followed your hands as you showed a set of black cat ears and a long tie-up tail.

"hell no. just no."

You only smiled at him before you opened your phone and started typing something before you seemingly sent it. Then, his donation alert chimed, causing your boyfriend to turn to his pc screen to see your username pop up with a five hundred dollar donation. "how about now?"

Kenma couldn't say no.

His fans had a real treat as they watched kenma try and argue with you while you desperately attempted to take him seriously while he stomped in his maid outfit with his fur tail wagging behind him.

You can bet your ass that this stream quickly became a fan favorite and that his channel grew exponentially due to the slew of tags of your ship name.

And that is all! I had so much fun writing this out! Hope you guys enjoy reading this! Requests are open so please don't be shy to leave anything in my inbox! Love you guys 💖💕❤️

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theotherjourney7 · 4 years

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“I was gonna leave The Week In Tory until Friday the 2nd October but at their current rate it'll be very long by then, and I'm worried about you, mate.

It's OK to get drunk on at 5pm on Monday the 28th of September, isn't it? Well, that's my recommendation anyway. Here goes...

1. In June UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson said to Black Lives Matter protestors: “I hear you”, and acknowledged the “incontrovertible, undeniable feeling of injustice” that “we simply cannot ignore”

So obviously, 40 Tory MPs refused to take part in unconscious bias training

2. The government shut pubs an hour early, seemingly under the impression coronavirus (an inert, sub-microscopic infectious entity with no brain or nervous system) can tell the time.

The government demanded we all follow the rules

The government exempted House Of Commons bars from the rules

3. Health Minister Helen Whately said “people who get drunk and leave the pub to keep on partying should remember their responsibility for the nation’s health”

Helen Whateley, who is *actually* responsible for the nation’s health, was sober when she said this. Presumably

4. After 6 months of world-leading “throwing apps in the bin but taking the cash anyway”, the government finally proudly released an NHS Testing App

It didn't work with NHS tests

Or on 18% of phones

Or in Scotland or Northern Ireland

And a report said only 10% of the us will use it, cos we don’t trust Dominic Cummings with our data

Nor should we: the Data Commissioner said Cummings' proposed changes to privacy law will see the UK barred from sharing global data, and cost the UK economy "up to £80bn"

5. Meanwhile the promise of 500,000 tests per day won’t be reached because, in news that should shock nobody, the government failed to order enough raw materials

So the government stopped releasing evidence of how many are being tested, cos if you don't look at it, it isn't real

6. The government, which only weeks ago was demanding we go back to work or all get sacked, now demands we all stay at home

7. Them the government said the reason the UK had the worst Covid response AND worst economy in Europe is because we are “freedom-loving”

8. And then government freedom-lovingly banned schools from using any materials that criticised capitalism

Not content with this, they also banned schools discussing “victim narratives”, which is going to make it tough to maintain their national anti-bullying strategy

9. And then a leaked report said the government was planning to freedom-lovingly deploy the military on the streets

10. Meanwhile, the government announced only 24% of businesses have done any preparation for Brexit, and only 30% of cross-channel HGVs have the correct paperwork

11. The government finally admitted what they’d been told repeatedly since 2016, and said Brexit would create 2-day queues of 7000 lorries at Channel ports

7000 lorries (at the average 16.5m each) is 1155km. That’s a queue over 70 miles long. Every day.

To solve this, the government announced a new internal border in Kent, helpfully relocating 70 miles of queues to London, Essex, Surrey and East Sussex instead

A month ago, Tory MP Sir Edward Leigh was demanding we “take back” Calais. Now we’re essentially abandoning Kent.

Because we only had 4 years to plan for this, our lovely new border will start on 1 January and be controlled by software that – and you should probably open a second bottle around now - won’t be ready until at least 4 months later

Oh, and border checks won’t be ready in Northern Ireland either

But we might not have a problem anyway: it was revealed there are just 2000 EU haulage permits for our 40,000 UK hauliers. That’s 5% of what we need, for any Govt Ministers struggling with the maths

12. And we don’t even have enough pallets for the goods we import, cos we currently rely on a supply we share with the EU, and have neither the wood nor the treatment plants, nor the required chemicals to make and treat our own

So now the government has to make a 200m border, a mechanism for policing it, an internal passport system, software, admin, buy 38,000 permits and grow enough trees for 700,000 pallets. In 3 months.

It had 5 months to add up some A-Level results, and that went swimmingly

13. I’m sure supply-and-demand won’t force prices sky high, cos it never does when you have 5% of the food the nation needs and a govt which boasts about breaking the law, but it was also announced tariffs will add £3.1bn to the nation’s food bill in Jan 2021

14. As a mark of confidence, Jim Ratcliffe, Britain’s richest man and a leading Brexiteer, buggered off to Monaco

15. And an unnamed minister was quoted: “We are stuck in a bind. If we try to cancel Brexit we destroy ourselves; if we go ahead with it we destroy the country”

16. The London School of Economics reported the long-term cost of Brexit will be 2-3 times the cost of Covid

So Rishi Sunak cancelled the budget, cos once again, if you don’t look at it, it doesn’t exist

17. JPMorgan shifted £200 billion out of the UK and into Germany calling it “a result of Brexit”.

At least 22% of our entire national economy depends on international banks based in the City of London, so when the largest one fucks off, it's a relaxing development

18. Former Prime Minister Theresa May said the government’s bill to break international law is “reckless” and “risks the integrity of the United Kingdom”

19. The Attorney General, who takes an oath to parliament, the Queen and The Bar to observe the law, said she was “very proud” to be breaking the law

The UK is a signatory and legal guarantor of the Good Friday Agreement, which brought peace to the island of Ireland after 3600 violent deaths. The Attorney General, who is sworn to maintain peace, says Brexit will break the GFA, and she is “extremely proud” of that too.

Turns out, the advisory Professor who told her she should go ahead and break the law and endanger peace in Ireland is the partner of Michael Gove’s special advisor. It’s amazing, these coincidences. Almost as if they don’t want to listen to anybody else

20. Speaking of which, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s old friend and unfailingly irrumating backer (google it) Charles Moore, who has spent his life demanding the end of the BBC, and said the BBC causes "human misery worthy of Dickens" (does he mean Mrs Brown's Boys?) is in line to run the BBC

And it was reported ex Daily Mail Editor Paul Dacre, who shouts c*unt so much his meetings are called “the vagina monologues”, and whose paper is banned as a Wiki reference cos it lies so often, is going to be put in charge of Ofcom: ensuring decent and honest broadcasting

Oh yeah, and Boris Johnson tweeted “a free press is vital in holding the government to account”, which is probably why the people holding his govt to account are being replaced with his mates and cheerleaders

21. Tory MP and successful conscience-donor Andrea Jenkins got paid £25k from a thinktank that doesn’t exist

22. And because no list is complete without a disturbing nocturnal visitation from the smirking angel of death, Home Office Secretary Priti Patel was accused of incitement to racial hatred

23. Whilst Patel, Jenkyns and the Attorney General were busy redefining “the party of Law and Order” the rest of the govt took a wild swing at “the party of fiscal responsibility”, when it was revealed the government has wasted £3,895,556,000 since March.

This includes unsafe testing kits; face masks that don’t work; broken tracing systems; useless antibody tests; cancelled ventilator challenge; and inexplicable contracts to sweet manufacturers and dormant companies with no employees, to provide PPE that never arrived!

24. The government, which insisted schools and universities reopened, said it was now vital to lock down students and prevent them from mixing in large groups

And then the government said it was sanctioning class sizes of up to 60 which ... remind me, is that more or fewer than 6?

25. Health Secretary Matt Hancock said “we’re giving up to 11,000 iPads to care homes to enable residents to connect with loved ones”

“Up to” is a bit telling, but even if it’s 11,000, there are 21,700 care homes in the UK. I guess they’ll just have to share. Goodbye forever, nana!

26. And finally, if you feel all alone in despairing at this: you aren’t. Belief in Britain as a “global force for good” has fallen 10% since 2019. I, for one, am shocked to the core....”-Russ

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