#why does a bacon ice cream tag exist

[campuscrushbendy]

Ahh...I can't imagine an existence without bacon ice cream..

This is obviously a must-try, pals! I mean, who WOULDN'T wanna eat it?

[eldritchsurveys]

1187.

If you had $10,000 dollars right now what would you do with it? >> Pay 3 months of rent and then just keep the remaining for whatever I want or need until it runs out. When was the last time you consumed alcohol? >> I don't remember. A couple of weeks ago?

Have you ever broken a bone? >> I have not.

What type of perfume do you use the most? >> I have some roll-ons from Demeter that I use day-to-day, and I also have my Thierry Mugler Alien dupe.

What book are you reading, currently? >> I am an Executioner: Love Stories by Rajesh Parameswaran. I like it a lot but the first two stories definitely ripped my heart out.

Are you interested in creative writing of any sort? >> Sure.

Would you introduce the last person you kissed to your parents? .

Can a boy and girl be friends without having feeling for one another? .

Can you ever see yourself and your ex back together? . Are any of your friends virgins? .

Who did you last go out to eat with? >> Sparrow.

Is your ex a complete loser? >> I'm far out of the phase of disparaging people I used to be entangled with. What does the shirt you’re wearing look like? Where did you get it from? >> I'm just wearing an undershirt.

Who is the funniest person you know? .

Do you say sorry first? .

What do you look like right now? >> What do you mean, what do I look like? A person?

Who’s bed were you on last? >> Mine. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? .

Do you like to cuddle? >> I love to cuddle in realmspace. Don't know if I'd like cuddling in meatspace -- first I'd have to find someone out here that I'd actually want to be that close to. That's hard enough.

Is sex on your mind more than 3 times a day? >> Oh, absolutely.

What were you doing an hour ago? >> I was pacing around my room to get some movement in whilst watching TikToks.

Do you like it up against the wall? >> Fucking? Are we talking about fucking? It's a great concept but in meatspace it can get a little uncomfortable, painful even, depending on exactly what kind of contact is happening.

Do you prefer girlfriend / boyfriend or friends with benefits? >> These particular dividing lines don't make any sense to me, so I can't say.

Are you smiling? >> I am not. But my face hurts because I was just smiling very goofily at a video of Matthew McConaughey making noises for three minutes straight that a tumblr mutual tagged me in. Why is he the way that he is 🖤

When did you last eat pizza? >> A couple of weeks ago? At least. Honestly, are things going the way you planned? >> What things? Not that it matters, I don't really plan in the first place.

Is the last person of the opposite sex you texted single? . Who did you spend your summer with last year? .

Did you wear what you are wearing today for a specific reason? >> The specific reason of it being comfortable, yeah. I chose these pants because I just got them yesterday at the thrift shop and I wanted to see how they fit. Which is perfectly, thank the gods. They're very soft, too, and they have pockets. Best five dollars I could have spent. What was the last thing you ate? >> Birds Eye brand veggie rotini (as in, the rotini is made from veggies) with marinara sauce. Put sundried tomatoes and bacon bits and crunchy onions in it too.

Are you taking this survey in a place other than your home? >> I am not.

Did you get ice cream from the ice cream truck when you were little? Do they still have an ice cream truck where you live? >> I wasn't allowed to, no. Ice cream trucks do exist where I currently live. One of them neighs, for some reason, and I'll always remember the time when I was in the middle of some ~play~ and that fucking neigh went off right outside my window. Definitely a mood shift...

What has been the most traumatic experience of your life? Does it still bother you? >> There's no way I can pick one event as Thee Most Traumatic. The "complex" in CPTSD is there for a reson.

What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed? >> Of all the things we get up to in realmspace, having babies is not going to be one of them.

Don’t you hate it when your cell phone dies in the middle of a convo? . If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? .

Would you run down the street naked if it meant earning $15,000? >> Sure, as long as I'm granted immunity from the law. Having to blow that 15k on bail or lawyers or court fees would suck.

Where was the last place you got completely wasted? >> Either J. Gardella's Tavern (RIP) or my house. Have you ever changed the prices of items at a store? >> I haven't.

Would your parents disown you if you got pregnant? .

When was the last time you drank alcohol? What was it? >> This is probably one of those surveys that is actually 3 surveys shoved together into one. As stated, I don't remember exactly when, but I know it was a Pearsecco.

Do you like where you live? >> I don't much care for it.

Are you going to any concerts or festivals this summer? >> I don't know anything about this summer yet, it's only March.

Have you had sex with someone you weren’t married to? Someone you weren’t even dating? >> I have only had sex with people I wasn't married to. I have also had sex with plenty of people I wasn't dating. Are you under the age of 18? >> I am not.

Do you have a job? >> I do not.

Are you going to school still? Do you plan on going to college? >> I do not plan on going to college.

Are you overweight? >> I assume not.

Would you get married at 18? >> Well, I didn't.

Have you ever been so wasted, you couldn’t walk? >> I have not, strangely enough. I've been so high on dissociatives that I could barely walk, but I could walk. I just looked like a really fucked up robot.

What is the last thing that you got really excited over? . Any baby names you think you might name your future kids? .

When was the last time you had sex? >> In realmspace, a couple of days ago. In meatspace, uhh... 2017? The last time I had the kind of sex that actually involved like, taking clothes off and putting things in places was 2015.

Who did you last hang out with other then family? . Do you remember the last boy you texted? What was it about? .

If you could go back in time and change things, would you? .

Has anyone had their hand in your pants today? >> No.

Do you like your dad? How about your mom? .

Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better? >> Both today and yesterday were just regular old days. I mean, yesterday I did go to the thrift store, which was different, but otherwise it was just... a day.

Do you have anything that belongs to your boyfriend/girlfriend? .

Think back to your most important relationship, was it all your fault it’s over? .

Was your last kiss drunk or sober? >> Well, it certainly wasn't drunk.

What’s your favorite color? >> Yellow/gold. Do you drink? >> Infrequently.

Do you smoke? >> Not tobacco.

Ever had a black eye? >> I have not. I don't think.

When was the last time you slept in bed with a member of the opposite sex? Who was it? . Did your most recent kiss take place in/on a bed? .

Has anyone seen you naked in the last 6 months? >> Yeah, because I live with someone and I don't care about being unclothed around them. How would you describe your current relationship status? >> Well. My legal relationship status is married. I don't have much use for the concept of a "relationship status" otherwise.

Have you ever shared food/drink off the same plate/glass as someone you like? >> I mean, I've done that with several people, not because I was romantically interested in them but just because I'm cool with sharing food with people.

Have you ever had a valentine? .

Have your lips ever gone numb from kissing? >> This has not happened to me.

Last person to cuddle with? >> Can Calah, as usual.

[handlewithcharacter]

10 for 10 for 10

I was not quite tagged by @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels but she gave me the go-ahead to answer these anyway, because she is a true darling in this universe of weird darkness.

If you were an ice cream flavor, what flavor would you be and why? So there was this ice cream flavor at a local ice cream shop when I was growing up called 91716, and I’m pretty sure they made it up but it was very strange but also very specific, kind of like it wanted to be Rocky Road or Moose Tracks and couldn’t quite make up its mind to fit in, and wanted to add some pretzels just to be Extra? That’s me.

What is your favorite mashup of genres? Like space cowboys, or a musical sitcom set in fantasy Medieval times (yes, I’m referencing two TV shows, bonus points for guessing what they are). I never did see Firefly but I love Galavant very much. But I found this one romance series that’s steampunk retellings of fairytales, and that’s like, hit the niche on the head of something that I’m very much into.

You get to solve a mystery as the partner of a fictional detective of your choosing. Who is it and why? Does Temperance Brennan count? If not, Shawn Spencer from Psych. With Brennan I would learn a lot and with Shawn I would have the most fun ever and I’d get snacks to boot.

There are a bunch of wacky chocolate combinations out there. Chocolate bacon, etc. What outrageous chocolate-and-other-item combination is inexplicably delicious to you? Chocolate covered sunflower seeds are absolutely disgusting and I could not stop eating them.

You are thrust back in time and are now in the Golden Age of Piracy! Choose which pirate captain’s crew to join. Who do you pick and why? Calico Jack because he’s already got two women on his crew so he’d be cool with me, and also the Aesthetic of flying under the Most Iconique of pirate flags.

Which god or goddess of ancient times is your patron? And why? Apollo, without a doubt, because of the music and the musing. But if that’s too obvious, then I’d go with Sin (Nanna), the Sumerian god of the moon and wisdom who seemed rad and had a beard filled with lapis lazuli and also was the only god whose name I could spell in Cuneiform without messing up. 

Congratulations, you are now a siren! You can lure people to their deaths by singing. What is your song of choice? Moon River. There’s a dreamlike quality to it that I think would do nicely to lure people to their deaths.

A movie of your choice gets remade to your specifications or gets a sequel. Tell us all about it! I’ve typed up like three different remakes to “fix” the MCU and there’s too much to deal with there, so I’m gonna go with remaking Ella Enchanted instead, and it’s gonna follow the book dang it. (I’d say Percy Jackson but I’ve heard there are talks...)

Apparently turning movies into musicals is a goddam thing now. So are ‘jukebox musicals’ where you take the works of a singer and use them to make a musical. To add to this plague upon earth, you get to pick a movie to turn into a musical or make a jukebox musical using one singer’s songs. What movie/singer are you picking? I have thought long and hard about this on. And my first instinct was to make a jukebox musical of Avril Lavigne songs to appease the 11 year old singing My happy Ending at the top of her lungs pretending she was performing it in a musical after her character’s had her heart broken, but then it hit me. The greatest movie-to-musical adaptation there could never be - Spy Kids: The Musical.

You’re getting your portrait painted because you are Tres Fancy. Which famous artist are you choosing to paint your portrait? You can pick anyone throughout history. I would love to be among the soft and gentle portraits done by Renoir.

And my questions:

Your time machine gets stranded, but at least you’re somewhere with clothes you love and a passable knowledge of the period. Where are you?

What is your favorite poem of all time? If you do not like poetry, choose your favorite song.

What is one conspiracy theory you think could actually be true?

Which literary hero/heroine would you most like to befriend?

You get to host a lavish ball at a grand estate with as much budget as you need. What is the theme, and what does your outfit look like?

If the world existed in a Soulmate AU, which variant of the Soulmate AU would it be? 

Which historical figure is too overhyped and needs to be slapped?

What is the greatest sandwich in the entire world?

If you could choose one day of your life to go back and relive, without changing anything, which day would you choose?

What is your dream vacation?

And I’m tagging: @laurel-of-the-sea @feralsnail @thisisthetrashplace @theheartofthekoko @books-n-cleverness @sinnersandsapphics @missberryisbest @harlcyquinzcl @amberlewrites @menage-gay-trois and anyone else who would want to

[phoenix1966sbottom]

When Sam is by the sea... Some are casefics and some are not. As always, heed the warnings where the story’s originally posted and please leave a kudo or, better yet, a comment if you enjoyed the story. It’s the only "payment” an author ever gets.

Sea Story by Chakatai on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest (if you squint - read the author notes at the beginning to understand the “pairing”).  After the brothers move into a cottage by the sea to escape the trauma that the hunting life inflicted upon them, Sam starts changing. (no penetrative sex) Lovely artwork at the end. 

O-sea-starved, hungry sea by StripySock on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  A case with a selkie turns into far more than the Winchesters had ever anticipated. Sam has to resist the urge of the sea, Dean's got to live with what might have to be done to hold him back from it. (no penetrative sex, although there are thoughts of switching in the future)

Stand on the Sea-ward Dunes and Call My Name by  MisplacedLonelyHeartsAd on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Episode coda for s10e18 "Book of the Damned." A surreal dream sequence at the beach.

"Do you remember how we died?" What an odd question, Sam thinks, even for a dream.The author has tagged this as gen with wincest overtones. (no penetrative sex)

The Babel Fish Has Forsaken Us by indiachick on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.   Trying to escape a murky past, Dean Winchester moves into a dilapidated house by the sea—and discovers that one of his house-mates is an obsessive weather goddess, another cultivates dying fishes, and a third lives in the basement and smokes cigarillos. Then there’s also Sam, the harried student in the attic, who seems so familiar that it’s impossible not to gravitate toward him. Things are sunnily good, and in this house that abounds with corn and honey, nightmares and memories, ghosts and pesky blue-eyed birds, it’s easy to get lost in a reality that isn’t yours. But if this place isn’t real, then what will Sam and Dean find in the real world when they—if they—finally wake? (no penetrative sex)

Sea and Sand by srmrsj on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  Sam and Dean visit the beach and sex happens.

Row Charon Row by dear_tiger on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  Every night, a WWII destroyer ghost ship rises from the Pacific and drifts until morning, dreaming of the torpedo strike that sank her. A sea monster with a ghost ship collection has been trying to trap her. Sam and Dean, hearing reports of a sea monster, go on their first marine hunt, with disastrous results. Sam is dragged out of the boat and Dean jumps after him into freezing water and nearly dies but is rescued by the ghost ship’s crew who still believe they’re at war in 1943. Dean has to find a way to escape the ship and save Sam without getting shot by the increasingly suspicious captain. The sea monster wants Sam to go on board and sabotage the ship – in return for something Sam has lost, unknowingly. But he has to do it before the torpedo comes at dawn. (no penetrative sex)

Magpie, To The Seaside by indiachick on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  Him and Dean, a house trailer by the sea, peaceful mornings recuperating from being ensouled—Sam could live with this, if only it weren’t for the uninvited visitor knocking at their door at midnight, every night. (the sex is ambiguous)

In the Sound a Thought (Where the Sea Meets the Land) by ignipes on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest. The world is simpler by the ocean. (no penetrative sex)

Don’t Let it Ride You by kelleigh on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  Dean and Sam hole up in a South Carolina motel while their Dad lays countless spirits to rest in the haunted grounds of Charleston. It's as close to an ideal summer as they'll get. Dad has plenty of work, and Dean has Sam. That is until locals start dying and the Winchester brothers realize that something other than a spirit, and possibly more sinister, is at work in the Lowcountry.

Sticks N Stones by JCRGirl on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  Dean and Sam provide a little eye candy for the girls at the beach. (no penetrative sex). This is a part of a series which is, save for one moment of off-screen het between Sam/OFC, all bottom!Sam)

Dinner Beneath a Hurricane by dear_tiger on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.   With a job in San Juan, PR completed, Sam and Dean head to a wild beach, to burn a dead monster and drink tequila in an abandoned restaurant. (no penetrative sex)

Little Monsters in the Tide by dear_tiger on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.   There's a simple hunt on the Washington coast: a lonely beach, a house in the woods, and a ghost that comes from the water to knock on the windows at night. But how does one burn the bones lost at the bottom of the Pacific? Two days into the hunt, Dean is buried under a shipwreck, and Sam is having nightmares about an obsessed old man who's been digging up the beach for the past forty years in search of his brother's bones. (no penetrative sex)

Perfect Day (I’m Glad I Spent It With You) by anniespinkhouse on A03. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  Takes place after Red Sky at Dawn (3.05). Sam and Dean go to Atlantic City with the 10K that Bela gave them. As usual, nothing goes to plan for the Winchesters, but perhaps, just this once, it works out better. (non-explicit sex)

Anti-kink: Sex on the beach by ash_carpenter on AO3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.   Sam and Dean have a nice, romantic little interlude on a moon-drenched beach, and everything is beautiful and perfect...Heh. Yeah, right.

Brothers on a Hotel Bed by softywolf on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest. “We should go on vacation,” He said casually, grabbing a slice of bacon and chewing on it as he looked at Sam.

“Vacation?” Sam choked out. “Why? And where exactly would we go that we haven’t already been, Dean?”

“The beach,” Dean answered with a shrug.  (no penetrative sex)

Sun Kissed Skin by audaciousdean on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  "The beach. The ocean. Girls in coconut bras and grass skirts. Pina Colada’s. That was a vacation."

My Favorite Martian by Ephermeralk on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest AU.   When a space capsule crashes onto the beach where Dean’s working as an astronomer, he expects a NASA astronaut inside, not a humanoid extra-terrestrial named Sam. And he definitely doesn’t expect them to have much in common–like, say, being brothers. After all, his own brother Sam had died years ago in what was supposedly a house fire.

A Conversation at Sunset by a_stray_kat on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  Dean and Sam spend a little time at the beach. Dean is worried about his Dad, and Sam tries to comfort him. (no penetrative sex)

Helter Skelter in the Summer Swelter by Spiraling on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  John decides to give the boys a "proper summer vacation" over the summer between Sam's junior and senior years, letting them camp in the Florida Keys instead of staying in motels. They use their time completely alone in the Florida mangroves, on a campsite right on the beach, to explore the sexual element of their relationship, which had previously only existed behind locked doors and between grimy motel bedsheets.

Flat tire and car on fire by modillian on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  They're in California. Don't ask. The details don't matter. It's just a little turn in the hell that's been going down in their part of the world lately. At least there's ice cream. And a beach. [A hazy, dreamlike interlude, a pause from hunting, in a washed-out seaside town at the end of summer.] (no penetrative sex)

Phantasm (Same Deep Water as Me) by Mina Lightstar on AO3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  The boys hit Key West at Sam’s insistence, but find more than they bargained for. (no penetrative sex)

When the Levee Breaks by Sammysgirl666 on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest. After Sam’s first hunt goes horribly wrong, Bobby takes him and Dean to his old vacation home in California, by the beach. Three uninterrupted months of beach time would be a dream to any kid. But Sam can’t stop having nightmares and can’t stop reliving the painful memories over and over again. Too add to that, he has to deal with the sick feelings he’s cultivated for Dean, his brother. And on top of all this, he has one life-changing decision to make that will shake the very foundations of everything he’s ever known.Thus ensues three months that change Sam’s world as he knows it. After this, things will never be the same again.

Dream All the Dreams of a Brighter Tomorrow by whispered_story on Ao3.  Sam and Dean spend the summer after Sam's graduation in a small town in Virginia, while John is away on a hunt. Sam is recuperating from a concussion, Dean worries too much, but there's whiskey, books, hours spend together on the couch in front of the TV, and the beach is just a short drive away. Things are good and they get even better when Sam kisses Dean one afternoon and they start to explore their feelings for each other. But Sam knows that the summer won't last forever and he'll eventually have to tell Dean that he's leaving for Stanford. All he can do is hope that it's not going to ruin the relationship he and Dean are slowly building, and that they'll find a way to make the new situation work for both of them.

Blood Song by Wincesterrific Kaz on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  A castle, an island and men’s bodies mysteriously drained of blood…what could possibly go wrong? Post 2x05 “Simon Said”

The Lighthouse by Twoboys2love on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Unrelated wincest.  Sam is a loner, working in the tech field and on contract to maintain a small automated lighthouse. Dean comes to the island in search of a possible haunting. They meet and Dean enlists Sam's help in a hunt.

In the waves by Lalinka on AO3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  Dean takes Sam on a break to the ocean.

The Haunting of the Burberry Inn by Deans_Fetish on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest.  Sam gets word from an old Stanford buddy that on a dare for some extra cash he and others are going to stay the night at a “haunted” Inn, but Sam and Dean know that joke hauntings more often than not turn out to be the real deal and decide to tag along. All seems fine at first until the first death vision hits Sam and the body count begins to escalate. As Dean and Sam scramble to find out what the hell is happening they learn a bit of the Inn’s past and with it the ghost’s motivations. Can our boys make it out in time or will they be added to the growing body count in this Inn where you can check in, but there’s no checking out.

How to get there by smash86 on LiveJournal. Sam/Dean. Wincest. Prompt:  "A 'funny' prank turns out not to be so funny when Sam gets badly hurt. Bonus points if something happens to those delicious, long fingers of his and we get to see protective Dean."

[guildofstars]

1-100 (technically 102) >:D

1. Name: Abigail

2. Age: 20

3. City that you live in: Cookeville, TN

4. What do most people not know about you?: I am incredibly bad at maths

5. What do most people know you for? Height

6. Hobbies: art, video games, movies

7. What are your passions? refer to #6, and add helping people 

8. What do you search for in a significant other? Height mostly lol #thetallgirlstruggle

7. What are you most proud of? I don’t have anything I’m super proud of

8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love? ...2 months ago?

9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it? dead bugs

10. List 10 things off of your bucket list.  go to Germany, Japan, South Korea, get married, adopt kids.

11. What was the last thing you learned? How to use the scanner at work

12. How many relationships have you been in? I was in a relationship for a week when I was 15(?), but I don’t count it.

13. Turn ons, haven’t really discovered any

14. Turn offs, don’t know how to answer this lol, just rudeness?? Don’t be a dick.

15. Favorite food, cattapi 

16. Favorite drink , SWEET TEA AND COFFEE

17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received? cookies

18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic? realist

19. Do you sleep during class? I was homeschooled 

20. What is the most expensive thing you own? my computer

21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own? my sock

22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone? uhhmmmmm???? at least.... like... 20 times in an hour? 

23. Text or call? text

24. Opinion on long distance? Not for me, but if you can make it work then excellent 

25. What is your definition of success? To be happy with where you are with a big family and a nice house i guess

26. Favorite song? it’s currently $ave Dat Money by Lil Dickey

27. Favorite artist? Lil Dickey

28. Celebrity crush/crushes? Chris Hemsworth

29. When was the last time you read for fun? A month or so ago

30. Favorite flower? Gardenia/Babys breath

31. What is the best gift you could receive right now? a $100,000,000 check that I don’t have to pay taxes on

32. Any guilty pleasures? I like pastel colored plushies 

33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself? My weight mostly, and my slightly uneven face

34. What do you search for in a friend? similar interests

35. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month? 67 times because my mom calls me constantly

36. Where did you last go other than your room/home? Florida, best 4 & 1/2 days ever

37. Why do bad things happen to good people? because bad things don’t give two shits about what kind of person you are

38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye? being stabbed in the eye wtf kind of question is this?

39. How many green shirts do you own? 3?

40. Do you like anime? yes but don’t watch all that often anymore

41. What do you invest the most time in? scrolling through this hell site

42. What was the name of the last book you read? Mrs. Pergerines home for peculiar children.

43. What's the difference between loving and liking someone? how much time you spend with them

44. Where are you most productive? work

45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends. movies, going to the beach, and getting dinner

46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone. refer to #6

47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist? no, there’s too much greed and evil in this world for that to ever happen. 

48. Do you have any allergies? I’m allergic to Poison Ivy, like hella.

49. When was the last time you cussed at someone? a few days ago but it was playful

50. What was the last promise you made? that I would pull the bacon out of the freezer

51. What was your last dream about? I don’t remember much other than whenever I would pull out a contact my eyelid would go behind my eyeball

52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be? mom, dad, best friend 1 & 2 and give the 5th ticket to someone on the street

53. How many countries have you visited? 0

54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.) dance but I can’t do it lol

56. When was the last time somebody complimented you? yesterday

56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself? my height and my long af hair like c’mon

57. Do you consider yourself mature? sometimes

58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr? I don’t want to answer that

59. What is your favorite quote? “hope is the only thing stronger than fear”

60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be? 1: don’t be a dick to people, 2: don’t be a dick to people, 3: eat ice cream for breakfast

61. What is your greatest accomplishment? I got a job

62. Do you believe in the death penalty? N/A

63. What are your goals for life? Get my AA, then figure it out from there

64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now? IDK probably not asking for directions WHERE TF ARE YOU???

65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world. Germany

66. What were you like in 2013? cringe

67. Do you have a job? yea

68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend. nah

69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be? #60

70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before? 12?

71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website? Youtube

72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? lick a pinecone, going down.

73. Does money equal happiness? ye

74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime? 51?

75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime? 10

76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told? N/A

77. When was the last time you looked at the news? yesterday at work

78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say? #60

79. What is your favorite animal? uhhhh......

80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it? a million for every year and we have a deal

81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at? #60

82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get? my sleep schedule is all over the place you have no idea

83. Does age necessarily equal maturity? hell fucking no

84. What is your favorite clothing store? Old Navy

85. In the winter- beanies or gloves? beans

86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail? BUT DO WE ALSO GET THE ABILITY TO BREATHE UNDER WATER WITH THE FISH TAIL OR IS IT /JUST/ THE TAIL? 

87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it? yea

88. What do you fear the most? ceramic dolls

89. How many digits of pi can you recite? 3.145

90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be? 2007 so I can kick my little ass into paying attention in school

91. Describe yourself in one word. tall

92. Describe your last victory. I got the tags into the machine faster than my coworker

93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen? A woman left the bathroom stall door open while she was using the toilet in sams

94. What is something you will never forget? #93

95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail? vivid detail because hot damn is my memory shit lmao

96. Have you ever broken a bone before? nope *knocks on wood*

97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody? hate

98. Coffee or tea? coffee

99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way? don’t give two shits

100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today? 4

[martianmage]

Thanks @de-la-folie​ for tagging me to do this even tho it was ages ago I am so sorry

Tagging: everyone who wants to I’m catching up on tag games and honestly I don’t feel like flooding someone’s notes

Rules: complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. when you’re finished, tag people to do this survey. have fun and enjoy!

1: are you named after someone? Yes! My second name is the same as my grandmother’s, as is tradition in my family

2: when was the last time you cried? Couple of days ago probably idek

3: do you like your handwriting? I like my neat handwriting but I don’t like my “oh my god time’s almost up” handwriting

4: what is your favourite lunch meat? Uhhh bacon? Idk how does one translate Zeeuws spek

5: do you have kids? Hahhahahahha no

6: if you were another person, would you be friends with you? Probably

7: do you use sarcasm?

Oh god, yes.

8: do you still have your tonsils?

My what now? *one google search later* Ohhh yes I do

9: would you bungee jump? Over my dead body

10: what is your favourite kind of cereal? I don’t really eat cereals

11: do you untie your shoes when you take them off? You act as if I have time

12: do you think you’re a strong person? I mean, sort of? Not in comparison to other humans but I can keep a horse under control so sort of. Unless you meant mentally then I’m kinda strong in public and then at home I’m just a fucking mess.

13: what is your favourite ice cream flavour? I usually go for vanilla, cookie dough is great too though

14: what is the first thing you notice about people? General features like height and how muscular they are, very useful to determine whether to fight them

16: what is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? Don’t like my general hip and thigh area, like where did it come from it doesn’t fit

17: what colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? Light blue jeans, no shoes

19: what are you listening to right now? Silence

20: if you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Either dark blue or turqoise

21: favourite smell? Elderberry soaps smell really nice

22: who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

My sister who was too lazy to come downstairs to ask a question

23: favourite sport to watch? I don’t like the sport that much but I like watching football (”””soccer”””””) with friends or family

25: eye colour? Greyish blue

26: do you wear contacts? No why would I wanna poke my eyeballs on a daily basis

27: favourite food to eat? Chocolate

28: scary movies or comedy? Comedy pls I can’t handle horror

29: last movie you watched? Logan

30: what colour of shirt are you wearing? Dark blue

31: summer or winter? I love both but I love winter when it’s summer and summer when it’s winter

32: hugs or kisses? Hugs definitely

33: what book are you currently reading? J (I’m not kidding the name of the book is 1 letter)

34: who do you miss right now? My friends, sort of, I saw most of them today and most of the others yesterday though

35: what is on your mouse pad? Don’t have one

36: what is the last tv program you watched?

Last episode of the new Sherlock season which was..... an experience

37: what is the best sound? Rain on the window when you’re inside under 9999999 blankets with hot cocoa and a movie

38: rolling stones or the beatles? Neither, not familiar enough with either

39: what is the furthest you have ever traveled? Greece. Greece was far away. 40: do you have a special talent? Fucking up my existence

41: where were you born? I was born in Amsterdam, The Netherlands

[compunctionjunction]

70 horrible questions

I was tagged by the lovely @1of1prism thank u my guy <3

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Maybe better than some people but probably also worse than a lot of people lol. Sometimes I go to people’s houses and I’m like ???what is this “communication”. Also depends on the day and parent. i have an entire tag devoted to my dad lol

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? I dunno probs my mom or one of my friends 

03: Do you regret anything? Lots

04: Are you insecure? "My insecurities have insecurities” tho tbh i’m gettin pretty good. 

05: What is your relationship status? Single and not ready to mingle

06: How do you want to die? in control and ready 2 go

07: What did you last eat? cream of chicken soup... chocolate frozen yogurt... caramel pudding....... I just had my wisdom teeth out.......give me real food......

08: Played any sports? Never, in my life. The audacity.

09: Do you bite your nails? Ahuh! Sometimes!

10: When was your last physical fight? ive never been in a 2-way fight but the most recent 1-sided one was probs in gr 6 when one of my friends (aha) dragged me across the classroom by my hair lol

11: Do you like someone? No :\

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? try 72 hon

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? lol trump (im not changing ur answer sophie cause its accurate lol) also anyone who aligns w him and rn all the conservative MPs for being dicks and a lot more I’m full of hatred rn 

14: Do you miss someone? i miss being able to eat real 

15: Have any pets? my sister has 2 ferrets :\ but she moved out so no

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? my face hurts

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? made out a cheque to my haters (just kidding i have no money and no haters i just was trying to be funny. im sorry. i need humour right now.)

18: Are you scared of spiders? i mean i think it depends on how dark it is and how big the spider is tbh 

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? i dunno i’ll need an informed consent form

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? :\ 

21: What are your plans for this weekend? first i gotta recover and then i gotta finish like 5 papers and hang with people and have a sleepover and hang with more ppl and watch a bunch of tv

22: Do you want to have kids? How many? I want to give birth to 0 kids tho I am still undecided on adoption etc. I’d probs be a rly good godmother tho like im just sayin. @1of1prism @purewhiteflames​ ;)) 

23: Do you have piercings? How many? no piercings as of yet tho i wanna get my ears pierced i think. but my dad disapproves of anything like that so i’d probs have to wait to either move out or be financially independent lol

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? rn? english, women and gender studies, most things involving research-based papers where i have free reign over the topic 

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? lotsa ppl tbh

26: What are you craving right now? food........that i can eat........ chickenmelts........hamburgers......pizza........pasta......... :’(

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? prob lol but do i care

28: Have you ever been cheated on? we’ve all been cheated on.......by the system.....

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? that would require having one

30: What’s irritating you right now? my goddamn jaw and people eating food I can’t eat in front of me. my parents had mcdonalds yesterday. you know what i had. a milkshake. my sister brought home bacon wrapped scallops. I haven’t had scallops in like 2 years cause they’ve doubled in price and the one time we have scallops let alone frickin bacon wrapped scallops (like what the hell what kinda fancyass lunch) I cant FRICKIN eat it. Oh but I can smell it. I can hear u crunching on these foods. “Mmmmm!” ya shut up.

31: Does somebody love you? Do you know how popular I am? I am soooo popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

32: What is your favourite color? black and hot pink together

33: Do you have trust issues? ...........why are u asking..........what will u do with that info.......

34: Who/what was your last dream about? NO FREAKING JOKE!!!!!! i HAD A FRICKIN DREAM WHERE DANNY DEVITO CAME TO MY HOUSE WITH THIS LADY AND THEY TRIED TO BUY MY HOUSE AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “no..” AND THEY WERE SO MAD AND DANNY DEVITO TRIED TO STEAL THE HOUSE KEYS BUT I CAUGHT HIM JUST IN TIME like what kinda fake tumblr text post but it’s real i really dreamed that. I honestly can’t believe it. I would doubt it myself except I told someone abt it right away when I woke up. so now i will never forget.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? my mom and this nurse because I woke up in a cot after being high on laughing gas and some other drug and steroids so not only did I wake up and I didn’t know where I was and no one was there and there was like an hour gap in my consciousness but I was coming off a high LOL

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? definitely not lol I give 2nd chances on rare occasions but as a general rule if u break my trust I won’t trust u in the same way again lol “trust is like a mirror. u can fix it if it’s broke. but u can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection”

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm forgive i guess

38: Is this year the best year of your life? well not politically or in a global sense but in terms of like self-growth and stuff I’m doing pretty well so far I’m doin pretty good. workin hard... having fun.. loving myself.. 

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? i have never in my life sullied my lips with someone else’s bacteria-laden lips

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? n.........o

51: Favourite food? chicken pasta alfredo, chicken pie, chicken vol au vents, chickenmelts, eggs benedict, um, double chocolate fudge tart from dufflet... hmm, Sophie’s dad’s lasagna and also pasta al fuerno or whatever that’s called like yum, uh.. it’s really easy to list these off when i CAN’T HAVE ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also poutine, and I also rly like Subway (ham and cheese on italian herbs and cheese bread with lettuce, onion, pickles, and mayonaisse, toasted...) 

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? kind of but I tried to explain it to someone once and they were like ??????what ur saying makes no sense and contradicts itself and i was like ya probably lol

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? watched a bad tv show my parents were watching and drank a giant mcdonalds milkshake and iced my face

54: Is cheating ever okay? honestly who am i to judge ur relationship and forgiveness and stuff but like imo if someone cheats on u they don’t respect u as an equal in that relationship or probably as a human

55: Are you mean? i can be a bit of a dick tbh but most of the time when i say something mean in my head im like “why is my mouth saying//why are my fingers typing these horrible ass things??”

56: How many people have you fist fought? well ive never used my fists on anyone but 2 people have punched me in the stomach does that count lol

57: Do you believe in true love? at the same time, i wanna hug you, i wanna wrap my hands around your neck, you’re an asshole, but i love you... so much i think it must be true love, true love. it must be tru-e love, no one else could break my heart like yo-o-o-o-o-o. yo-o-o-o-oh, oh-o-o-oh (No)

58: Favourite weather? either when its foggy and tranquil or when its like 23-25 degrees and sunny but also there’s some clouds so it’s not like direct hot sun on u but it’s still warm enough to wear shorts

59: Do you like the snow? i like when it’s snowing and quiet and peaceful and i like lying down in the snow and having that feeling of hearing everything kind of muted? but ya i hate slush and ice and stuff 

60: Do you wanna get married? not really but i might for tax benefits LOL

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? No, get that shit away from me

62: What makes you happy? lots of things especially seeing other people happy and genuine

63: Would you change your name? Maybe tbh it’s something i’m thinking abt right now cause I’m not a super fan of my name but maybe not officially and I also don’t wanna start shit with my fam I think my mom would be upset lol 

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? ya cause they don’t exist lol

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well thats nice cause I like him too but what’s with this “opposite sex” bs like i know what u mean but like 

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? like seriously it’s not a real thing sex and gender are both constructs it’s a spectrum, a range. my buddy. pal. listen. (also ya i like to think anyone in our friend group but like probs john cause I can be scathing with those guys but as if i’d ever be vulnerable around them LOL)

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? like ur gonna keep going with this. ur gonna keep doing this. thats fine. but i can give u some reading. like i have all these pdfs if ur interested. no joke. and if pdfs are unaccessible to u i also have a bunch of youtube links. like hon. (my dad)

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? wow i dont even know if i can tag u back @1of1prism cause if im being honest i think it was @purewhiteflames oops, yikes!!!

69: Do you believe in soulmates? no but i do think there are people that u are much more compatible with than other people

70: Is there anyone you would die for? i dunno we’ll see if/when it happens lol

I’m not gonna put anyone else through this so you can say I tagged u if u wanna do it but like lol

[rlc19]

Get to Know Me

Originally an ask thing, I’m turning this into a tag. So yeah. Here we go. Also, it’s a pretty decent size, so be prepared for that.

1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers?

A black backdrop on my laptop, and a witchy-looking bookshelf for my cellphone.

2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? 

Yes.

3) What was your last text message? 

“Hokay, see you soon!” to my roommate.

4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years? 

I honestly don’t know. I would like to be a published author who sells reasonably well, but chances are I’ll either have found my way into teaching comparative religions or creative writing, or I’ll still be working for the same coffee shop chain.

5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? 

Real place? With Buddy.

Fictional place? Beacon Academy

6) What was your coolest Halloween costume?

A dark priest. Pretty generic tbh.

7) What was your favorite 90′s show?

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

8) Who was your last kiss?

I don’t honestly remember.

9) Have you ever been stood up?

No.

10) Favorite ice cream flavor?

Chocolate chip cookie dough.

11) Have you been to Las Vegas?

Yes, and I really want to go back.

12) Your favorite pair of shoes?

My combat boots.

13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other?

This question requires me to have been in a serious committed relationship at some point in my lifetime, so no, I have not.

14) What is your favorite fruit? Lemons.

15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible?

I mean, I aggressively have feelings for Dylan.

16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships?

Not into hookups, and definitely long term relationships.

17) Do you smoke? If so, what?

I do not, no.

18) What do you do to get over your anger?

Watch YouTube videos or a show that I love.

19) Do you believe in God? 

I do believe he exists, but I do not personally believe in him. My faith lies with the Gaulish deities.

20) Does the person you’re in love with know it?

I’m not in love with anyone, so no.

21) Favorite position?

Being horizontal, curled up against my body pillow. I don’t care if that’s not the answer you’re looking for, it’s the answer you’re getting. Moving right along.

22) What’s your horoscope sign?

Tropical Zodiac: I am a Sagittarius sun, Scorpio moon, Sagittarius rising.

Sidereal Zodiac: Ophiuchus. (I don’t know much about the Sidereal Zodiac, tbh).

23) Your fears?

Failure, the future, being stuck in the same job for an extended period without moving forward in my life, dying.

24) How many pets do you have? What kind?

1 asshole cat who I love dearly.

25) What never fails to turn you on?

Heterochromia and pillow-y man bosoms.

26) Your idea of a perfect first date?

I really want to have a picnic in the woods or by a lake on a slightly overcast day that’s like, 65 degrees, with maybe a slight breeze.

27) What is something most people don’t know about you?

The most calming sound to me is that of running water, such as fountains, waterfalls, and waves.

28) What makes you feel the happiest?

Spending time out and about in nature.

29) What store do you shop at most often?

Fry’s Food and Drug.

30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving?

Idk bruh? Yeah, I don’t know, this would require experimentation I haven’t as of yet had the opportunity to participate in.

31) Do you believe in karma?

In something like it, yes.

32) Are you single?

Hella single.

33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize?

Candy for apologies, although I’ll never say no to flowers either.

34) Are you a good swimmer?

Decent.

35) Coffee or tea?

Por que no los dos?

36) Online shopping or shopping in person?

For clothes and books, in person. For electronics, online.

37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age?

If I had to pick one, younger.

38) Cats or Dogs?

Again, por que no los dos?

39) Are you a competitive person? Not generally, but I can be.

40) Do you believe in aliens?

Not particularly.

41) Do you like dancing?

Yes.

42) What kind of music do you listen to?

Quite a range of genres, ranging from country, to metal, to Celtic folk, to dubstep, to classical.

43) What is your favorite cartoon character?

Raven from the Teen Titans.

44) Where are you from?

Arizona.

45) Eat at home or eat out?

Eat at home.

46) How much more social are you when you’re drunk?

I’m not, I sleep or get really quiet in the corner.

47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself?

Dinner.

48) Why do you think your followers follow you?

Because they are my friends irl.

49) How many hours do you sleep at night?

On average, 8-9. It’s death, without the commitment.

50) What worries you most about the future?

The fact that I don’t know where I’ll be. I kind of failed at setting goals for myself up until this point, so currently it’s just a gray fog staring bleakly back at me until I figure out what I want to do with my life.

51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends?

Not very long. I’m working on being nicer to myself, but I’m pretty hard on myself and pretty negative, so yeah.

52) Are you happy with yourself?

No, but I’m getting there, it’s something I’m actively working on.

53) What do you wish you didn’t know?

The Ouroboros story by Unsettling Stories. I really can’t do auto-cannibalism.

54) What big lesson could people learn from your life?

Your will to live is like Hope (the Hope trapped at the bottom of Pandora’s Box/Pithos), it cannot be taken from you, you must give it up freely yourself. And no matter what happens, if you trust in your will to live, you can survive.

55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?

The house from Charmed, I really want that kitchen.

56) What’s your favorite website?

YouTube.

57) What’s the habit you’re proudest of breaking?

Using fiction as an extended escapist retreat from reality. I still do use fiction as an escape, but not in an unhealthy manner like I had been.

58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?

To Phoenix to visit the Misty.

59) What’s the best bargain you’ve ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?

A copy of La Peau de chagrin by  Honoré de Balzac.

60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food?

Sweet and Sour Chicken, or Orange Chicken.

61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?

Uhm...Maine?

62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be?

Mythology.

63) Favorite kind of chips?

Ruffles chips with ranch dip.

64) Favorite kind of sandwich?

Reuben.

65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?

Dictionary.

66) Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Nope.

67) What’s your favorite form of exercise?

Kickboxing.

68) Are you afraid of heights?

Heights? No. Falling? Yes.

69) What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken?

Advanced Fiction.

70) What’s your favorite breakfast?

Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.

71) Do you like guacamole?

Not particularly.

72) Have you ever been in a physical fight?

Yes.

73) What/who are you thinking about right now?

The fact that Kara Eberle and Jason David Frank are going to be at Phoenix Comicon, which I will be going to.

74) Do you like cuddling?

For the most part, yes.

75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?

OH YEAH, LIKE DON’T EVEN JOKE WITH ME ON THIS ONE. I mean, yeah, sure, maybe like one thing...

76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears?

No, but I’ve come close. 

77) Favorite city you’ve been to?

Either Munich, a little medieval town in France that I cannot for the life of me remember the name of, or Anaheim.

78) Would you break the law to save a family member?

If it was my brother, sister-in-law, or niece, yes. Otherwise, no.

79) Talk about an embarrassing moment?

I haven’t really done anything SUPER embarrassing, just small stuff, so I don’t really have anything for you here.

80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in?

Equal rights for everyone, and saving plant and animal life.

81) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

I melted the skin, tendons, and ligaments in my right hand when I was 4. I’m honestly lucky I still have the use of my right hand.

82) Favorite day of the week?

Friday, and not because it’s the last day of the work week. It’s the day when people are excited for the weekend, and it generally just has an overall more positive feel to it than other days of the week.

83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?

I would say so.

84) How do you feel about porn?

For the most part, I have positive feelings about it.

85) Which living celebrity would you like to know?

So, this is a hard question, and I don’t honestly know 100%, but I’ll say Ricky Martin.

86) Who was your hottest ex?

So, tbh, I don’t think any of my exes were “hot”, they were attractive but not “hot”. But to answer the question, I’ll say Austin.

87) Do you want/have kids?

No thank you.

88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you?

Romantically, no.

89) Do you get easily distracted?

Yes, very easily.

90) Ass or titties?

Pillow-y man bosoms, 100%. But I wont’ say no to a nice ass, either.

91) What is your favorite word?

Kerfuffle.

92) How do you feel about tattoos?

I quite enjoy them.

93) Do you have any pets?

Please refer back to question 24.

94) How tall are you?

5′10″

95) How old are you?

22 years old.

96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?

My eyes, my fingernails, the length of my fingers.

97) Is there anything you’re really passionate about? Literature, mythology, and religion.

98) Do you have trust issues?

Somewhat?

99) Do you believe in love at first sight?

No, I believe in lust at first sight.

100) What are some words that you live by? Why?

One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice who you are, and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying.

Because it’s a good reminder to live for yourself, not someone else.

 So yeah, there you go, 100 things to get to know me. I’m going to tag @rogue-one-drinks-coffee​, @fannibalgirl92​, @sassmastercrane​, and @dustychica​, and anyone else who wants to do the thing (but don’t feel like you have to).