#why did nobody tell me its gay af too

[gorgugplushie]

tankkk girlll

[inventedfangirling]

ONLY FRIENDS EPISODE 8 LIVE REACTION POST

I AM SO SO NOT READY for raymew...more like im not ready to see Sand hurt but arggghhh lets goooo

ohno ray seems to have not been a great influence on mew

okay i LOVE how protective cheum seems over mew but hello where was all this love and concern for ray all this while like whats that about !??

my gawd First is so dang good in this scene with Khao not like im surprised but gawd the hurt is hurting and it is not one bit comfy but again nobody should expect messy gays the show to be a comfort watch lmao

OHMYGOD why is everybody so good at their jobs...we barely knew anything about plug and yo's relationship but was that scene IMPACFUL or what!!!

no matter how much mental torture this may offer, its great that we also have guaranteed quality performances like wow what a pleasure it is to watch them perform

i get that top seems to be very much in love with mew but him acting all holier than thou about smoking PLS bit rich coming from somebody who literally cheated on him like WOW yes mew TELL HIM

I ADORE TF OUTTA HIM BUT PLS NO NOT FIRST SINGING

my gawd ray getting on my nerves he's so selfish wanting to have both mew and sand and using his cuteness to get his way like excuse me who allowed you outta my pocket and into the world where you can hurt sand GET BACK IN HERE!

my gawd ray using all his perusasion moves and then some but sand standing his ground multiples times im SO PROUD OF HIM 🥹

ray did not just use orphans to get sand to agree like arrest him milord its too much!!

oh damn top approaching cheum for help, man clearly serious about his concern (pretty obvious/out there prediction based on how you think but mewtop endgame methinks :3)

okay papang's character CLEARLY has just work on his mind SURE completely his excited thirsty looks giving NOTHING away

STFU did i just see boston looking at a selfie of him and nick while drinking alone in a bar WOW did not think i'd have lived to see this day lmao

is it just me being too sandray biased or did raymew not have much chemistry in that library scene...the way ray said you look delectable felt mechanical sorta like its something he just read off a script in his head and not what he thought of right then...probably also due to it being early days together but also i did NOT hear ray say that he doesnt want a band anymore...i simply didnt hear it...it makes me feel NOTHING

why the fuck have all these people been invited these two self destructive boys have evidently NO clue in life...as expected i mean lol otherwise whats the fun in a show about a bunch of well adjusted adults with entirely healthy relationships lmao

STFU did mew just try coke NOMYGAWD this is gonna be such a train wreck of a party I CANNOT

gawd pretty boy ray (SO PRETTY but also)whipped af he's gonna hurt so so bad when he realises mew has been knowingly or unknowingly using him to get over or spite top

zjnsnsjs what was that laugh mew did when ray asked if cheum invited top...book looked so HOT and MY GAWDS TOP GUN TOP AHRJMSNANSKAKA

is ray thinking what im thinking?? that mew is showing more emotion in the past 1 minute than he did the entire time they were together and it was entirely directed at top!?

ahjansnnsjsjs mew you menace that was such a badass move im gonna forgive you for using ray and making out with him for a hot second cos WOW

sand nick moving on buddies CUUUTE if only the moving on was working out for either of them 🤧🤧

wow nick has got some guts walking upto ton like that after having secretly recorded him and ruined his friend group...im dyingggg at his (desperation dressed as ) confidence

not to get distracyed but that teeny glimpse of neo's forehead through his fringe making me wanna scream...he looks so so sooo goood argh WHY DO THEY COVER IT UP HUH FOR WHAT?? FREE THE FOREHEADS!!!

2 freddie mercury's making out at a halloweeen party...woulda been such an iconic moment...ray playing spoilsport boy you better get back in my pocket (THREAT)

AABNANAN RAY DID NOT JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE DID MY GAWD HE'S SO!?????

When tf is ray gonna learn not to kiss people without their consent he making me madder and madder!?!?!

holy fucking shit sand's expression after ray said "you love me" !?????? im so devastated at that milli second of a reaction FIRST IS SO FXKING GOOD!??

"you're mine no matter what!????" um how DARE he!????

YES SAND GOOD ON YOU IM SO PROUD OF YOU ray you better count your days im coming for you😤😤😤😤

mew breaking up with top cos he cheated on him to be with ray who has "always" been faithful to him and this always faithful guy just decides to offer himself to his "fuckbuddy" and some other random dude from the party so easily?? gawd i feel bad for mew.

i know mew is going through hell and sorta acting out...but my gawd unhinged mew is so hot????? i feel like my brain is turning to mush everytime he does something wild

pls that bgm in the topmew scene...no matter how this scene ends...they have to be the endgame i really dont see a way around it

cheum deciding to draw boundaries and blaming ray for showing no concern for her and ruining things while the police are literally checking the room for drugs after having pinned ray down is just the sorta shiz the show promised and it has delivered so good i could scream into my pillow for hours

2 seconds...thats all it took for khao to make an impact with that scene...he's MAGIC i tell you

cheum and april should just run away together just for a while give themselves some peace of mind

pls the romcom music for topmew its driving me insane.....this was supposed to be my sandray WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG

sandnick cuties I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC ARGH...whether its kept as moving on partners or new found besties or even fwbs...i am full on supporting that shiz...sand deserves some fun too

cant believe boston was the least active character today...i almost have humane feelings towards him wow

sghahnsnznsjwjzjjsjsjsnjs omygod next episode preview ducking hell

Forget everything i said about sandnick and arresting ray and being mad at him...i am still mad but ahhh sandray my babies WE ARE SO BACKKKK....they better have a proper talk so ray can apologise and start off on a proper note or else imma lose it again but ahhhhhh i havent smiled at a preview in a loooong time fuckkk feeels goood😭😭😭

[princeyitz]

[ loner | family oriented | lazy ]

GET TO KNOW ME TAG why r there so many questions </3

@viiavi​ tagged me(and mayb someone else??? i dont know tumblr notifs are awful)

uhhhmmm i tag @ratboysims​ @felicitum​ @bullsim​ @keysims​ @bratsims​ and uhhmmmmm any1 else that wants to do it just say i tag u

also here’s a bad edit of my simselfs outfit its cute and basically what i wear everyday gotta wear those nikes get some good ass arch support u feel me

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? byrd

2. WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME? byrdie, b

3. BIRTHDAY? june 3rd babey

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK SERIES? harry potter

5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS OR GHOSTS? ye s

6. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR? i dont think i have one. picking faves for literature has always been hard for me

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION? i listen 2 podcasts

8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ANYTHING? ummm dark chocolate or mango

9. WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE OFTEN TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING GREAT OR WONDERFUL? awesome

10. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONG? thank you next look its a good song ok

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? ridiculous but how my mom says it like a harry potter spell

12. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? ummmm something by halsey i think

13. WHAT TV SHOW WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR EVERYBODY TO WATCH? im binge watching greys anatomy so that i guess but also my fave show of all time stargate

14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE TO WATCH WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DOWN? moana

15. DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES? yea

16. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? failure

17. WHAT IS YOUR BEST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? i give good cuddles

18. WHAT IS YOUR WORST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? i have no patience and i worry too much

19. DO YOU LIKE CATS OR DOGS BETTER? yes(dogs)

20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? fall

21. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? yes! we’re getting married next october :-)

22. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD? no responsibilities!!! no bills!!!! also my moms cooking

23. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? her name is lauren but also my fiance and my dog

24. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? dark green

25. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? brown

26. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE? my fam, my fiance, my dogs, my close friends

27. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU TRUST? my fiance 100%

28. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? my parents i worry about their health and also my sister bc she’s in a new relationship

29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY EXCITED ABOUT/FOR SOMETHING? my sisters dog just had puppies so im excited to see them

30. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST OBSESSION? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rn sims

31. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW AS A CHILD? probably rugrats and also x files

32. WHO OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER CAN YOU TELL ANYTHING TO, IF ANYONE? my dad

33. ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? hell yes big time

34. DO YOU HAVE ANY UNUSUAL PHOBIAS? well i still cant drive so like. driving i guess

35. DO YOU PREFER TO BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA OR BEHIND IT?uhhh behind i hate when others take pics of me lol

36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY? writing and simblr i guess

37. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? actually i think it was the adventure zone graphic novel does that count

38. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? the crimes of grindelwald

39. WHAT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? i can sing

40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? owls

41. WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOGS THAT YOU FOLLOW? i feel like im on the spot ummmmm @felicitum @keysims @smart--milk @surreysimmer @hesitantpixels

42. WHAT SUPERPOWER DO YOU WISH YOU HAD? u ever seen heroes? remember how peter was like a sponge well i wish i could do that but with like, normal knowledge/skills. like if i met someone who was a carpenter or dr i could shake their hand and i knew everything they did about that and could learn new languages that way too. i wanna b a sponge

43. WHEN AND WHERE DO YOU FEEL MOST AT PEACE? in my bed w my fiance and dogs in a cuddle pile

44. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE? when we ask blu if she’s a sleepy baby and she tilts her head

45. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? none bitch

46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? water all day every day im a camel hi

47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A HAND-WRITTEN LETTER OR NOTE TO SOMEBODY? uhhh probably recently at work

48. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? as i get older yes

49. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? when people talk down to me because of my identity or age

50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CONCERT? yea!! the last one we went to was p!nk im pretty sure

51. ARE YOU VEGAN/VEGETARIAN? no

52. WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? a cardiologist

53. WHAT FICTIONAL WORLD WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN? hmmmmmmmm probs harry potter tbh

54. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WORRY ABOUT? money!!!!

55. ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK? yes and no

56. DO YOU LIKE TO SING? yup!!! i dont sing as often as i used to tho its sad

57. HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL? no

58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET? i really love big bear and catalina island

59. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? doesnt really matter as long as its not a big city and relatively close to family

60. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? we have 2 doggos

61. ARE YOU MORE OF AN EARLY BIRD OR A NIGHT OWL? tbh i am a mix of both now, tho i used to be a night owl

62. DO YOU LIKE SUNRISES OR SUNSETS BETTER? sunset

63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? no :-)

64. DO YOU PREFER EARBUDS OR HEADPHONES? earbuds sometimes headphones hurt my ears esp bc i always wear glasses

65. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? yes and im getting war flashbacks

66. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC? pretty much anything besides hardcore rap, country, and religious music, also nothing too poppy

67. WHO IS YOUR HERO? probs my mama

68. DO YOU READ COMIC BOOKS? ye

69. WHAT MAKES YOU THE MOST ANGRY? when they only brew decaf at work

70. DO YOU PREFER TO READ ON AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE OR WITH A REAL BOOK? both

71. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? i really loved english

72. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? i have two brothers and two sisters

73. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? flowers for my mother in law

74. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5′7″

75. CAN YOU COOK? yes

76. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU LOVE? coffee, purple flowers, the lil potbellies that all puppies have

77. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU HATE? decaf coffee, peas, when people say my name wrong

78. DO YOU HAVE MORE FEMALE FRIENDS OR MORE MALE FRIENDS? uhhh i guess just bc thats who im around more

79. WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? gay af my dudes

80. WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY LIVE? i live in southern california

81. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED? my mom i think

82. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? a while ago 

83. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER? garrett watts is fun

84. DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE SELFIES? sure

85. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APP? digit it saves me money

86. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENT(S) LIKE? im super close with my parents and relatively close w my fiances parents as well

87. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOREIGN ACCENT? hmmm probs middle eastern

88. WHAT IS A PLACE THAT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO, BUT YOU WANT TO VISIT? seattle

89. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 3

90. CAN YOU JUGGLE? lmao no

91. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? not really

92. DO YOU FIND OUTER SPACE OR THE DEEP OCEAN TO BE MORE INTERESTING? both but i tend to lean more towards the ocean

93. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A DAREDEVIL? not at all im a chicken

94. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? nope

95. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? y...es

96. CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS? n o?

97. HOW OFTEN DO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? when i am wrong lol i dont care too much about being right

98. DO YOU PREFER THE FOREST OR THE BEACH? forest 100%

99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN YOU? trust your instincts

100. ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR? yes

101. WHAT IS YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE? hufflepuff

102. DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF? sometimes

103. ARE YOU AN INTROVERT OR AN EXTROVERT? v big introvert

104. DO YOU KEEP A JOURNAL/DIARY? no

105. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES? kind of

106. IF YOU FOUND A WALLET FULL OF MONEY ON THE GROUND, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? pick it up and return it to its owner

107. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF CHANGE? yes but they have to believe in it too

108. ARE YOU TICKLISH? yes but u cant tell nobody knows ok thanks

109. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PLANE? yeah they’re cool

110. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? my ears and my septum

111. WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER DO YOU WISH WAS REAL? sam carter from stargate shes smart

112. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? yeah i have 10 i think

113. WHAT IS THE BEST DECISION THAT YOU’VE MADE IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR? opening up to people

114. DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA? 110% yes

115. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS? glasses

116. DO YOU WANT CHILDREN? yeah i want 5 but i dont think i can afford that many someone start a gofundme for my future babeys

117. WHO IS THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU KNOW? my best friend

118. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MEMORY? i told my middle school crush that i liked her and then she told everyone and thats the story of how i repressed me sexuality until i was 20

119. HAVE YOU EVER PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER? many times

120. WHAT COLOR ARE MOST OF YOU CLOTHES? black

121. DO YOU LIKE ADVENTURES? yes but carefully planned and well thought out adventures where i have a checklist and a binder of all the information i need listen i am v anxious everything is scary

122. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV? when i was a baby i was on the news lmao

123. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 25

124. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? to thine own self be true wow super lame and cliche thanks im tired is this done yet

125. DO YOU PREFER SWEET OR SAVORY FOODS? savory i dont have much of a sweet tooth

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OH FUCK I THINK I FINALLY CRACKED THE CODE OF WHY I ALWAYS LIKE THE VILLAINS BETTER

Like man it always makes me so confused cos i mean im a soft AF person and i always end up having sympathetic redemption headcanons for them so its not like i like VILLAINY ITSELF but what else do all these characters have in common?

Thats it. Thats it, ursula helped me crack it.

I just WANT THOSE TRAITS ON THE HEROES

I really want a nice confident sassy funny chubby trans auntie who promotes body positivity to our young hero and always gets to say the coolest lines and get the best moments and BE LOVED FOR WHO SHE IS

And like usually whenever you get anywhere close to seeing those "villain traits" on a hero they like.. Remove all the good parts. If you have a supportive hero aunt she's always boring and generically supportive instead, and has to look like the most stereotypical boring mess ans have a super small plot role and uuuugh thats IF SHES EVEN THERE i mean seriously aunties and grandmas are weirdly less represented as mentors than grandpas who are already REALLY HARD TO FIND and again OFTEN GENERIC AND UNFUN WHENEVER THEY GET TO APPEAR

And how damn often are we allowed to have a chubby gay aunt!! WHERE IS MY CHUBBY GAY AUNT!! ive met SO MANY chubby gay aunts in real life like 90% of all my psychologists have been either that or like.. The exact same but a straight lgbt ally instead. Sassy plus size aunties are THE BACKBONE OF OUR SOCIETY DAMMIT! I've had so much help thanks to sassy gay aunts!! And like even just looking at any damn crowd scene in a normal city centre youre gonna see so many chubby aunts and long nosed uncles and all those sorts of bullshit "ugly people" that mass media pretends are ugly and relegates to One Minor Role In The Entire Cast despite them being infinately more common than supermodels and NOT UGLY AT ALL GEEZ IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH

I cant believe im a fuckin disney villain fan cos of body positivity

Tfw u suck so bad at making hateable people that the fandom universally hugs all your villains and ignores your boring protagonists like fuckin TAKE THAT DIDNEY

God i wanna hug hades sooo bad he just needs a friend aaaaaa

And i mean its not just disney, every damn time ive obsessed over a villain its been because they have some trait thats supposed to be "bad" but its actually good and we dont get to see it on the heroes

Like my thing with science villains in particular is that when i first played ff7 i really liked the idea of an evil minion who's a bad sidekick not just because he's "dumb" or "bumbling" but because he's actually not interested in any of the evil stuff and he works against his own boss and is like.. Friendly to the heroes, i have no particular grudge against you and i wont stop you if im off duty and all. I liked the Turks for the same reason but in the origibal ff7 translation they were kind of stoic and serious and i didnt really become as much of a fan of them til i saw them being more goofy and comic relief in some optional sidequests and then their movie adaptation. But hojo was always being all "lol my boss's plan is so stupid amirite" and had that very memorable scene where he's just sunbathing and tells you everything you need to know to get to the next thing to ruin his boss's plan cos i mean fuck it who even cares im just here to soak up some sun while fully dressed in a turtleneck and labcoat. It sucked so much that he was such a reprehensible bastard with creepy sexual assault vibes and murder and child abuse and experimenting on people and basically just NOT A LOVEABLE VILLAIN but his CONCEPT held so much potential to be filled by a sympathetic character instead...

So yeah then cos of him i kept being obsessed with finding SOME CHARACTER SOMEWHERE that actually lived up tp that potential, and thats why i was instantly interested in charon from pokemon and totally on edge waiting for the slightest chance for him to become That Perfect Sass Gramps Of Legend. And then he was indeed sassy!! And had so little screenyime that there was potential for interpretation of him as potentially redeemable cos i mean the game never said he wasnt, the game barely said anything about him at all, lol. And he was so old and small and frail looking and i just wanted to protect him!! And then that one wifi event that actually hinted at synpatheticness!! Aaaa its a recipe for a Forever Fave~

And i guess maybe it all started with my grandma being awesome and me really missing her? Cos i had shitty abusive parents and she was my ONLY good family member who showed me what love was like. And she was also basically a supervillain. Like every damn supervillain trait except being evil! She was bombastic and confident and sassy and mischievious and loud and passionate about stuff and always had something funny to say and never gave up no matter how many times she failed. And she also used all that great power for the forces of good!

So yeh thats why i love sassy good guys and i hate that often even when a sassy villain gets redeemed they seem to lose all their edge and become more generic now theyre a good guy. Or they get totally sidelined with no screentime anymore, or they ONLY get to be comic relief and dont get the full and complex redemption they deserve. Or just a lot of bads!! Its never the simplest answer of just fuckin.. Keep the character the character. Thats kinda why i didnt feel too much for the maleficent movie even though the concept itself sounded like everything i ever wanted. The character in that movie is a very different person to origibal maleficent, she's more just a stoic tsundere mumsy figure than a hammy badass iconicness. Still a nice villain redemption but it felt like it would have been better as an original story instead of an attempted maleficent. Also i wish they handled it better with the whole "true love's kiss could be from your mum instead" thing cos i get sooooo grossed out whenever i see people shipping movie maleficent and aurora! Like yes sleeping beauty with lesbians would be great but not when one of them is old enough to be her mum and raised her like a mum and changed her goddamn diapers! Also why did they have to ruin the three good fairies just to make maleficent have the mum opportunity? Like just remove them from the story if you wanted maleficent to raise the kid instead. No need to rewrite them into incompetant assholes when they were everyone's fave part of the original! Dont sacrifice the rare and elusive Good Sassy Gay Aunts!! THEYRE LIKE THE ONLY ONES IN DIDNEY!!! (Incodentally merlin is the equivelant of this to hades as the fairies are to ursula)

Also also villains tend to have ACTUAL FLAWS in stories that have a more boring bland protagonist. I wanna see the story behind charon's neuroses and how he struggles with overcoming his temptation to be bad because of greed but ultimately manages to conquer his own negative side because power of friendship and such. Thats a great character arc that provides so much more than he does as a villain where they just wasted him entirely :(

SO BASICALLY IN SUMMARY

* villains are often more complex and well developed characters with flaws while the same wroter might make shitty heroes due to the illogical fear that nobody would root for them if they werent 100% perfect and successful at everything ever

* villains are also often made as negative stereotypes of minorities and other rarely seen traits, which means its easy to reach out to them and reclaim them as a more positive version when theres literally no other options for you to cling to

* the quite common accidental sympathy factor where a villain will seem to be hated more than they deserve for their actions, ir unjustly punished so much that they feel like an underdog, since the writer assumes you'll think theyre "more evil" for being a stereotype and if you dont agree that this thing is bad then it seems like they have way less sins than the story claims they do

* also sass. Sass is good.

But basically the whole root of it is that its stupid and cruel and doesnt goddamn work when you make villains bigoted stereotypes. It just makes me love them! The only person i hate when i see a stereotypical villain is the writer who thought that was a good idea, lol. Just imagine that meme of the samurai holding the cat but its me holding all disney villains!

Also even if a villain isnt outright intentionally meant to be "this minority is bad", it can still make me symoathetic to them if theyre still something thats rare amoung the hero side in the same series. Like charon being the "most unredeemable" villain despite being the most harmless and funny and his plan being so much less world destroying than cyrus, and also he's the only grandpa villain in like.. The whole of all. And he's drawn very much in that way thays supposed to be "ugly" i.e normal grandpa, vs that weird sort of younger than he looks grandpa that hero ones tend to be because blablabla beauty ewuals goodness anti body positivity whatever. Tho actually sinnoh was good with that, they had the best grandpa professor in my opinion cos he got to be sassy too! Rowan always reminds me of auron from ff10. Sinnoh was a good game where i liked a lot of both the heroes and villains even if i still had more villain faves cos i mean pokemon is always biased towards that for me since every game has a voiceless perosnalityless main character and often theyre the one doing most of the heroing with the supporting hero characters having surprisingly little proper screen time. Thats a big part of why i loved hau gladion and lillie in sun and moon! They felt more like a real friend group than any other ones before.

ANYWAY now im just going offtopic into more "i love lots of stuff about every pokemon game" so ill stop typing now

But just basically VILLAINS ARE GOOD COS THEYRE GOOD CHARACTERS and if those stories gavethe same character a good guy role then id still love them just as much, if not more. I dont specifically like villainy, its just that my definition of a good character is often considered a bad character by lazy writers, apparantly?

Also WHERE IS MY SUPPORTIVE GOOD GRAMPS CHARON GAME AND GAY AUNTIE URSULA GIVES YOU FASHION TIPS SMARTPHONE MMO

[hufflly-puffs]

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald SPOILER REVIEW

So, I finally found my way to the cinema and watched the latest movie set in the Wizarding World. I think the movie was ok-ish. I get why a lot of people had issues with it, and I’m gonna talk about the more problematic aspects later. Overall I liked the first “Fantastic Beasts”-movie better, and perhaps a lot of this had to do with the novelty of it. I think the movie took its time until you felt the plot started, there were too many sub-plot and lots of scenes that were simply uneccessary. I didn’t minded the cano issues that much, to be honest, or at least that isn’t what I would criticize about the movie, because people will always have issues with expanding canon. We have certain ideas about characters, or we think we know a story, and people will always complain if the story told doesn’t agree with their expectations. I also think that this movie, much more than the first one, was made for Potter fans. If you never read a single Harry Potter book/never saw a Potter movie, you simply would have been lost at this movies, because it expects its audience to be familiar with the Potter stories/the Wizarding World. And even my friend and me, both Potter fans, left the cinemas with a lot of questions.

But let’s dig a bit deeper.

Fantastic Beasts

So obviously the movie had them, but unlike the first movie it wasn’t really about them. They were part of it because Newt is a magizoologist and because we saw a circus where some of the beasts escaped, and the movie tried to find ways to make them an important part of the plot (like the Niffler stealing Grindelwald’s necklace), but overall they were unnecessary, and I felt they were included because Fantastic Beasts is still part of the title, and that secene with the Kelpie looked cool and Baby Nifflers make great merchandise. And we can technically count Credence as a Beast, some sort, as an Obscurus, and he will obviously play a bigger role in the future. But still, the movie was much more about Grindelwald and the ongoing conflict he creates, and you didn’t really needed the Beasts, cute or not.

Wizarding France

We learned quite a lot about the Wizarding Culture in the US but nothing about the French Wizarding Culture. Like the fact that the movie took place in Paris for the larger part didn’t really matter. Should we assume then that Europe shares a Wizarding Culture, that French and British Wizards aren’t that different? Which would be weird, as European Muggles all have a different culture. And speaking of Muggles - we learned in the first movie that they are called No-Maj in the US, and in France they are called Non-Magiques, which is basically the same, just in French. So... Britains are the only ones with a made-up word then? Seems weird. And even if so, the world would have travelled to the New World and American Wizards & Witches should use it as well.

Leta Lestrange

I think from the all the new characters she was the most interesting to me. But her treatment was also among the most problematic. We see that she was an outsider at school (and also not fond of Dumbledore, which I liked), but it is explained by her being a Lestrange, the bad reputation this family already had back then, and I guess also her being a Slytherin. There wasn’t a single mention of her race, but I think there should have been. Which has always been one of the bigger issues in Potter for me, the absecene of race and racism, as if it doesn’t exist in the Wizarding World, but it totally should, because it exists in the Muggle World and those two are connected through half-bloods and Muggleborns. And then of course we learn about her past, about who her parents were, and it is just... there is no good or acceptable way to show us a white man who thinks of a black woman as a possesion, who kidnappes her, makes her his slave, and rapes her, which will lead to her death. And I dunno if it was supposed to a comment on slavery and/or colonialism, but there is no way that this scene was not problematic af, so the better way to write this would have been to not write it at all. There is also the fact that Leta saw herself as a monster, and that her final act of fighting Grindelwald could be seen as an act to redeem herself... and I don’t like it. It enforces the idea that the only way to redeem yourself is through sacrifice, by dying for your sins. It also took away the only POC-woman of the movie. Her final “I love you” was deliberately left ambigious, it was said in the general direction of both Newt and his brother, left open for interpretation who she loved (or maybe both). Also she did get along with Tina, and I guess I would have rather seen a polyamarous relationship between Newt, Tina and Leta (someone please write that fic).

Queenie

Oh Queenie. The fact that she can read minds already brings consent issues with it. I’m not sure if it is ever explained if she can control it or not - Jacob tells her not to read his mind, implying she can control it, but later she gets overwhelmed by hearing the thoughts of entire Paris (but maybe only because she was in a vulnerable state?). But then again she used a love spell (or potion) to get Jacob to agree to marry her, which again is really problematic. I think the movie tried to make it less of an issue by showing us they were alredy in love, and just disagreed over marriage, but still. If you love someone don’t drug him. And then there is of course Queenie’s decision to join Grindelwald. Which seems weird because why follow someone who hates Muggles if you are in love with someone? But what Grindelwald promises her is freedom - freedom to live the way she wants and to marry whoever she wants. I think Grindelwald works as a villian in the way how he gets people to follow him, the way he uses his words (and because of Johnny Depp makes me disliking him on principle). And it would have been more intersting if we haven’t seen him or his followers commit obvious acts of evil - like killing a baby. To just show us the version of him the masses see. And I do like that Queenie followed him in the end. Why? Because Queenie is a likeable character, she is good woman - and yet she falls for a facist. It would be too easy to simply suggest only evil people follow him. That is not meant to justify Queenie’s action - but it is a much more compelling story to have a character like her, someone we can identify with, to fall for someone like Grindelwald.Facist systems worked because of people like Queenie, who weren’t evil, but still made the wrong choices. (Though the implication of a Jewish woman following Wizarding Hitler is again... problematic).

Canon and where to find it

Again, expanding the canon will always up set some people. So that is not a bad thing per se. But let#s talk about three things most people had issues with:

1) Nagini. Saying that the pet snake of Voldemort, who was used as a Horkrux and later beheaded, used to be a women of colour... not a good thing. However, I think as far as this movie goes her character was under-used and at the time she seems to be on the “good” side, so I’m interested to see more of her character and development.

2) McGonagall. Whoch teaches at the same time as Dumbledore in 1927. When she wasn’t even born yet. There is no explanation for it to make sense, so I take this as a massive error in continuity.

3) Aurelius Dumbledore. Again doesn’t make sense as Credence was born after both Dumbledore’s parents had died (according to official sources). But the only source we have right now is Grindelwald. And that doesn’t mean it has to be true. He could simply give Credence this identidy to set him up against Dumbledore, as he wants to use Credence to kill Dumbledore. There is simply to little information about it, and I guess we have to wait another two years for more.

Some other things

- Theseus Scamander: loved him and his relationship to his brother. It is complicated, but ultimately they try to protect each other.

- How gay is this movie? There was some heavy subtext to Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Dumbledore saying they were closer than brothers, seeing Grindelwald in the Mirror of Erised, the blood oath. It was as textual as they could go without making it textual, but I still wish they will in future movies, so nobody can no-homo them.

So, I think the bad pacing, the too many subplots, the canon implications - not good but forgiveable. However I wish someone would read over J.K.Rowling’s scripts and point it out to her the more problematic aspects of her writing. Because right now the conversation between her and her audience seems very one-sided - she refuses to listen to anything we have to say.

[ascreamingstrawberry]

The HS/College Rent AU I Came Up With While Writing the Last Post

We’re just gonna refer to it as ‘the school’ b/c I can’t see a hs actually doing rent????? at least not in my old school district. This definitely didn’t come about because I’m wearing out my musical playlist on Spotify again what do you meannnnnnn anyone into the headcannon that is already becoming a fic that I’m definitely starting.....

NOTE : I just wanted to say first off I know that Tom Collins is typically played by an African American, and Angel by a Latino. However I’ve seen productions without these specifications, but this hc/fic is by no means meant to erase any character’s ethnicity, it’s just for the sanders sides hc/fic. 

Roman

freshman, 

red hair dye. kinda like jacksepticeye’s old haircut but red

soooo pissed he didn’t get Roger or Mark

in fact Mark is being played by a female??????

schools never has enough males for the parts they need

the only other option would’ve been giving Angel to a female, and the director did not want to send that message

which Roman kinda gets

And as Lo explained his father (the director) didn't give leads to freshmen

so he could consider himself lucky he even got Collins 

*smart logan voice* who is only in 3 or 4 less songs than Mark or Roger, because Roger has one more song than Mark, 

roman’s face definitely doesn’t do the little ‘aw’ (like seeing virge in his xmas sweater) when he realizes his best friend like counted them out to know that

(b.c even tho logan wouldn’t tell him he totally thinks romans deserved roger or mark too)

he and logan go way back, like middle school. roman’s always at the sanders house like every other day because his parents just yell at him for every little thing even if his brother started it

Collins couldn’t be too bad, he could finally play in a gay relationship on stage, 

and he’d be able to show off his lower voice range bc most of his other parts were leads and most male leads are tenors

so offended princey aside, Roman Prince is so ready to knock this role out of the park

and he walks in first rehearsal and the Angel they cast causes his little gay heart to almost combust on sight

Patton

freshman as well, new to school with his little brother

“pat, you’re ten minutes older than me”

“still older, virge” (frustrated virgil noises)

doesn’t really like acting, he gets kinda emotional when things are sad but then sometimes forgets to not smile in the middle of a fighting scene, patton

this boy can SING tho

like his tenor is good and all

but THIS MAN’S FALSETTO

soooo of course Thom-er Mr. Sanders cast him as Angel

he’s just so delightful!

he comes into first rehearsal in this cute blue dress and totally doesn’t notice Virgil watching from the last row, 

but he can’t focus on that because LOOK AT THAT CUTE GUY SITTING ALL BY HIMSELF 

makes a lot of ‘friends’ with everybody but when nobody jumps at the idea of a groupchat or to hang out this weekend  he’s totally not sad what do you mean virgil!

and they’re both ready to wait outside for their parents who are super supportive and give them lots of free reign because they’re kinda never there but that’s ok!

but then the cute guy that patton sat like two feet from the entire rehearsal bc he looked lonely comes over and is like ‘I'm not cool or anything but we’re gonna be in a lot of scenes together so if you wanted to, i’d love to hang’

and patton’s heart does the EHEHEH thing, and virgil has to do the *shoulder push* to get patton to give him his number

Virgil

needs to protect his big brother

bc this is a new school and who knows what bullies will be lurking to try and try to ruin his brother’s big heart

didn’t want to take a music class bc he likes to listening to music but he’d rather just listen or draw

then mr sanders, head of the arts dept. catches him watching the first rehearsal

mr. sanders says he has to do something to satisfy the music credit and oh hey my musical is looking for a piano player

fine, virgil spits out, but lowkey glad bc he likes piano he just doesn’t like somebody telling him how to do it and ruining it

but as he’s given the sheet music he just goes ballistic, the fast tempos are oddly relaxing, and the rock feeling just soothes him

so he thinks ah this won’t be too bad

and he walks in to the second rehearsal, and he’s watching his brother kinda twirl on the stage just a few minutes before it’s supposed to start

and he notices that other freshman, Roderick? Ramen? Roman? come in and standing next to him is the hottest nerd he’s ever seen

and that nerd plops down next to mr sanders whose just getting there and mumbles a ‘hey dad’ but virgil catches it

and oh god he’s fucked, he thinks to himself as he stares at the keys for the rest of the rehearsal

Deceit

is stage manager

just wants to go home

and is a sophomore but hangs out with freshman, just not in the arts dept.

but he watches this horrifically adorable freshman in a dress try to talk to a junior and he thinks, oh god these kids are gonna get eaten alive

sassy af

no i have not seen your prop that is definitely not on the table you just walked by three times without checking Jessica

is always hanging upside down?

.like you’re just like ‘Deceit where are you there’s a prop malfunction?’

‘oh yay’ and then he’s doing a backflip off the railing of the pulley system 

comforting when needs to be bc some actors need love while others need a stick up their as-

DECIET LANGUAGE! yeah like that one. that one needs love. 

“i fucked up my line, deceit!” “no one probably even noticed!”

“my hair is a mess” “no it’s not its fine”

makes his assit. stage manag. do dumb tasks like polish the piano keys bc “i can handle it myself”

he can’t

gets stressed but ‘i’m fine, where’s our mimi, light my candle is starting’

Logan 

son of the director, Thomas Sanders

went to audition for the musical to support roman but he heard one comment about getting in bc of his dad and he dipped

told his dad he just wasn’t one for that stuff and was only doing it for roman

tried to ignore the disappointed look in his dad’s eyes even when Thomas was smiling

asked him to be dramaturg instead

mildly happy Thomas and Logan shared smile

sits by his dad first rehearsal,

watches roman,

hides his smile at roman’s first read through already being in character

groans as he listens to roman talk about the cute boy’s number he got

comes into rehearsal the next time and stops bc THE PIANO GUY

*windows error noise* 

slaps roman’s arm a bunch of times

roman asks him what, and logan can just kinda point in virgil’s direction

and while logan goes home that night and compiles a very detailed powerpoint as to why his dad should let him be assistant stage manager

conveniently leaving out how the assistant works with the pit

 roman goes home and compiles everything he could ever possibly find on virgil foster

and omg he’s patton’s brother what?

how could anyone tell under all that purple hair dye???

and he definitely doesn’t send mr sanders a texts 

YOUR SON’S GOT A CRUSH MAKE HIM AS.ST.MAN.AHHH

roman is practically logan’s brother so Thomas is just like ok son

but Thomas makes logan give his case first

and then says ‘fine but you gotta do what deceit says’

and logan’s like well shit if imma die might as well do it looking at the cutest punk ever

next rehearsal he’s just like hello i am new assistant stage manager 

and virgil looks him up and down and just goes ‘cute’

and virgil is dying on the inside but logan doesn’t know that 

all he sees is that sauve boy making him windows error noise

Thomas

just wants his son happy

just wants his son’s friends and crush happy

just wants his musical to go well

[magnaflourious-nerdity]

B99 and The Good Place

YES. THANK YOU!!!! I LOVE THE GOOD PLACE AND BROOKLYN 99 SO MUCH. AND NOBODY EVER WANTS TO TALK TO/WITH ME ABOUT TGP. I made my friend watch it with me just so I could talk about it with someone lol. Also because it's just a genuinely good show. (Next up I'm gonna make her finish iZombie with me too, haha.)SO! For B99Favorite Main Character:Its gotta be either Rosa or Jake. You know I'm in love with both Andy Samburg and Stephanie Beatriz. (especially Stephanie Beatriz, *dreamy sigh*)Fun fact! My favorite side character is Kevin. Whether it's in B99, The Good Place, or on the Thrilling Adventure Hour, I love the deadpan humor of Marc Evan Jackson. He is, after all, a naughty bitch ;p. Favorite Female Character:Oh, for sure this goes to Rosa Diaz. I love her so much and Stephanie Beatriz plays her to absolute perfection. it's so cool to be able to see such a badass lady cop on TV, who both plays to and subverts the typical Strong Silent Badass™ trope. Rosa is from a cooler world than any of us.OTP:I know it's a boring answer, but it's gotta be Jake and Amy. From the jump their relationship was built on mutual (if, admittedly at first, somewhat begrudging) respect and trust. They were friends, which is so rewarding to see. There have been couples like that on TV before, but usually it's all a lot of 'will they, wont they- which can be fun too if done right, like seasons 1 and 2 did -but it's refreshing to see it played in such a different way. Jake just straight up told her and didn't expect anything to come from it. He didn't pressure her to like him back and he didn't even hate on Teddy (until he got all weird and creepy in later seasons, and even then he was polite) while he was dating her. He respects her and treats her well and I will forever remember the scene where he tells everyone why/how he decided to propose to her, it was perfect and truely sweet. Jake and Amy make each other better. He helped her to loosen up a little and compromise without getting rid of her take- charge, eager-to-please attitude or her independance, and in turn she made him into a (slightly) more mature person. Amy helped turn Jake into a (somewhat) functional adult, but she didn't force him to lose his fun, childish side either. They genuinely care for each other in a way that you dont often get to see on TV between Het Couples. Like the episode where Amy takes the Sargent's exam and Jake says he always knew Amy would be his boss one day? HE RESPECTS HER SO MUCH. Almost any other sitcom would have Jake's arc for that episode be about him feeling insecure at the thought of his future wife being his boss, but B99 didn't and I love them for it. Their love is so sweet and believable. I even teared up a little during the wedding scene because I'm an absolute sap like that. I also really, really like the chemistry between Rosa and her potential new girlfriend Alicia (as played by the also amazingly beautiful and talented Gina Rodriguez.) They had immediate chemistry- which I'm huge on -and Alicia seems like a genuinely cool and sweet woman. Anyone who can make Rosa lose her composure in front of people she cares about has gotta be something special. I'm hoping in the next season NBC will let them bring Gina Rodriguez back and she and Rosa will become TV's gayest and most dynamic power couple. That would be pretty sweet. Sorry that this has turned into Rosa and Jake fest. But if it helps, Holt and Kevin are definitely couple goals too and I'm glad Kevin'sgetting so much more screen time. I agree with Jake: I also want them to be my two gay dads. Not that I dont love my dad, I'm just welcoming in the extra role models, lol. Lord k ow I probably need it.NoTP:I love that the show steered away from it, because I wasn't really much a fan of the Boyle/Diaz Dynamic of season 1. But, I do honestly love them as bros together. It's another trope the show subverts since Charles is the one who's super in touch with his emotions and helps out Rosa in her relationships when she has trouble expressing hers. I just... I really love relation/friendships built on trust and respect. It's my jam.Favorite Other Pairings:I know she's not your fave but I do like Gina and Rosa together, they have a fun, snarky vibe together and Gina does genuinely care for Rosa and respect her opinions, way more than she does with most other people. Except maybe Holt. Also Amy and Rosa. I love episodes where the two of them team up together. Basically, what I'm saying here is that I just want Rosa to date ALL the girls on the show, haha.Least Favorite Character:I hate to say it, but I want a huge fan of Pimento? Like, he was dangerous and rude and I know he went through a lot of trauma undercover, but dude needed some help, and I mean just that, really. He needs to be in therapy for his PTSD because it's affecting his relationships and his whole life.I'm not too big a fan of Hitchcock either, just because like... Okay, so, Scully is dumb and occasionally rude, but at least he tries to be nice most of the time and even tries to contribute; Hitchcock is... kind of a jerk most of the time? I know that's the point, but still... like, fix yourself my dude.Also, I do really love to hate The Vulture. He's insufferable, but his dynamic with the team and their hate for him is so much fun to watch. Of course when I say least favorite, I still like these characters, it's just that if I had to pick, it would be these three.Favorite Season/Episode:I actually really like this past season a lot. Like, so much happened! ROSA CAME OUT! JAKE AND AMY GOT MARRIED! HOLT AND KEVIN GOT QUALITY SCREEN TIME AS A COUPLE! It was pretty amazing.I love the episode where Rosa came out to her parents. It was so sweet ♡ and I think it's really important that it ended in such a medium place. Like, that happens to people sometimes other TV shows, sometimes parents dont either accept you wholeheartedly or kick you out and denounce you. Sometimes, you just get stuck in a crappy in between place (note: not deflection btw, my parents are cool with my identity, but I has happened to people I know and it sucks watching them try and get through it without sacrificing the relationship between them and their parent[s]). And we never get to see that because TV likes to focus on the extremes. And Rosa found out that you can find your own family if you need too. Which, as you know, I am always up for in my media. Found family tropes for everyone!Who Would I Date:I mean... look how many times the words Jake and Rosa have come up in this post. In your heart of hearts you know the answer to this question.Rosa (whom I have to separate from her actress because I love them both, and for different reasons) would be a little hard to date for me, just because she's so closed off and sometimes ya girl needs some validation of affection. But she's so...so cool. She does the right thing, even if she'd rather hit the problem in the face with an axe, and I know she's a police officer but it still counts, damnit. She has all these layers to her, like the dancing and the gymnastics and stuff. She doesn't reject traditional femininity, it just doesn't appeal to her. Also I bet she'd make anyone feel hella safe. She's... honestly the best word I can come up with right now is dreamy. Rosa Diaz is a Dreamboat with a capital D, and I'm sorry, but if you dont think so you're wrong.Jake is kind of the polar opposite. The only thing I would see becoming a hypothetical issue in the hypothetical relationship is that I can also be immature and messy and garbage at being an adult. We'd be too similar and it wouldn't help anyone, unlike with Jake and Amy. But he's so sweet and caring and funny. He's a genuinely great guy who respects everyone who deserves it, and sometimes even people who don't. Plus he's definitely a good cuddler and I like being the big spoon, so that would work out well for us.----------------------As for The Good Place:(WARNING! Spoilers for The Good Place are below, so if you're asking me but haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend skipping this until you do watch it, because I don't want to spoil anything for you. It's that good.Favorite Main Character:How, actually, do you choose on this? How?!? I love them all so much, truly. Chidi is a nervous smol (though also very tol) beanpole. Eleanor is always a Mood™ and she shows so much growth over the course of just 2 seasons (same with Michael, but that'smore over the course of 1 season. I'llgive him a pass though because it was entertaining as hell when he finally realized the concept of mortality). Jason became so much more lovable and sweet in season 2. Janet is my favorite omniscient NonBinary robot ever. And Tahani is, to quote Eleanor directly, "A sexy, tan rapunzel. The dream." Plus, she really knows how to go all out with something, which is fun. I loved how into her role as Rhonda Mumps she got. Plus, watching her tell off her parents was so good.I think I'm gonna have to go with Either Chidi Eleanor or Janet. That's as much as I can narrow it down though, because I am weak.Favorite Female Character: Well, since Janet is not a girl, but instead- as mentioned above -an omniscient NonBinary robot person, I'll go with Eleanor. I think I just really relate to her character. Which means I should probably shape up my life, lol. But it's so nice to see a smart, funny, unladylike and kinda sleazy character, who ultimately has that heart of gold and a desire for self-improvement played like this by a woman as a main character. She's like the likeable, morally gray sidekick in so many romcoms, but she gets to be the focus for once. I dig it. Also, I tend to flock towards bi-coded characters. Have you seen Eleanor's collection of flannels (Janet could literally get her anything to wear, but mah girl craves that bi aesthetic)? Any of her interactions with Tahani? That girl is bi af, if not pan. OTP:Oh, for sure it's Teleanor (Elhani?). Like, the chemistry between Jameela Jamil and Kristen Bell is so thick. They're so good together! And I swear if I dont get a flashback to attempt #218 at some point I will cry. 2nd OTP is Chidi/Eleanor because a) they're super cute together, B) they make each other better, and C) LOOK MA, ITS AN INTERRACIAL COUPLE AS THE MAIN FOCUS OF A SITCOM WHERE THE POC IS A DUDE! I've heard tell of it in legends but never seen it before in real life! I joke, but seriously, it is neat to see.Runner up: J² (aka Janet & Jason). What can I say? I'm a sucker for cute, oddball couples who shouldn't work but ultimately do.NoTP:I wasn't very keen on Tahani/Jason. Like, it was a fun distraction, and it did lead to the scene where Tahani tells her parents she ate a cheeto, and it also gave us some much needed Janet screen time/character arc stuff, but they just didn't work for me as a couple. I think, though, that that was kind of the point? Like, they needed to make that mutual mistake together so they could get to where they needed to be. Jason grew up a bit and learned to problem solve and Tahani gained confidence and the personal growth she needed to tell off her douchey parents.Favorite Other Pairings: Is it weird to say Shawn/Michael? I feel like it is, but I would still read it. Also maybe Janet/Eleanor. That could be fun.Least Favorite Character:This is slightly less tough than the questions above, but if it came down to it and I had to pick, I'd probably say it's pretty much just amounts to a few of the characters that the show designed for me to hate.Figuratively, everyone in Tahani's family is a garbage human being. And not in like, the fun, likeable way that say Eleanor or Jason were 'garbage people,' but in the awful, 'I would gladly punch you in the face' kind of way instead. Same goes for Eleanor's parents and her roommates (Though the one who remained her friend after she switched up everything in the season finale was okish in S2, what little I saw of her). It's super weird, but I actually do like the demons for the most part. Shawn is amazing to watch, which I, in large part, chalk up to Marc Evan Jackson's performance. And I even liked Vicky and Trevor, in that same, The Vulture from B99 sort of way. So literal demons are more likeable than the characters mentioned above, which should tell you something.Favorite Season/Episode:Season 1 was amazing and that first Cliffhanger twist was wild and awesome and I didn't figure it out until about 30 seconds before Eleanor did because it was so good, but it wasn't just a twist for the sake of it either, like, the season was built around it and makes sense with it, which is really cool to see in a sitcom. HOWEVER, all things being equal and with that said, Season 2 was EVEN BETTER SOMEHOW?!?! they ditched the formula and changed it all up! It's a sitcom! They never do that! And they only spent like what, 1 to 2ish episodes replaying the new attempts? And they focused on some of the Bad Place characters too while they were doing it, so it didn't get boring. That could have so easily happened too, if it hadn't been handled as well as it was by the writers. But it was handled well and they kept changing things up and giving us more info on the characters lives and their deaths and all that good juicy character development stuff I love so much and it was so, so worth watching.Episode wise, season two had my favorite episodes too, starting with the big neighborhood-ending party and all the way up to the finale (the episodes before then were also great, obviously, but that run towards the end had me captivated so thoroughly I almost called in sick to work to finish them, haha.)The stuff where they infiltrate The Bad Place was golden. If I had, had, had to pick a single episode... yeah, nope, I'm still not able to because it comes up a tie between the one where they leave the neighborhood behind or the finale. There was so much good character stuff, and lots of little found family type moments and Mindy even got a little bit of a reward at the end! (Side note: something deep inside of me loves Mindy St. Claire so much and wishes I could have more of her confidence and fuck it attitude). The demons were hilarious and Judge Gen was a delight to watch! This show is just so good, it makes me want to cry a little. Just a bit. I'm so excited for season 3!! Less than a month left yeah! ♡Who Would I Date:It would probably come down to either Janet, or Eleanor. Tahani has potential, but she's too...aristocratic to actually date for me, I think. Chidi would be an amazing partner, but I feel like we're both such anxious people that it would quickly become an unmanageable tornado of stress and bad decision making, lol.Janet would be cool because she's weird and fun and chipper and so sweet, plus she has all the knowledge in the universe which is neat. I do love a smart cookie. And with Janet since I'm more demi/ace-ish and since she doesn't have sex parts, that would take a weight off my mind I think. So check off 'would date a self-aware, omniscient robot' on my list of weird character traits.Eleanor would also be a good candidate too because she's relatively down to earth and laid back, as well as being fun and relatable and just... kind of a cool chick. Plus, I know deep down she actually does care about things and is a decent human being, which is sort of a must in a partner, lol. The only drawback is that we might make each other worse because we'd probably let each other get away with a lot, so it might be somewhat counterproductive to the point of the show, haha. ----------------------Thank you so much for asking these! And for letting me rant and rave over my two favorite sitcoms in what has, apparently, turned out to be a fucking essay on 'Things I love about Brooklyn 99 and The Good Place'. Sorry I got so verbose about it. I'm also sorry that I, as a person, always fail so completely at making choices and narrowing things down, lol. But this was fun! Hopefully you've seen TGP, I'd absolutely hate, hate, hate to spoil such an excellent and surprising show for someone. Assuming you have, I'm gonna run over and ask you about this one too. In fact consider this an open invitation: if you need someone to talk to about B99 or TGP, consider me your gal!

[afanficsi]

Chris Evans x male!reader (pt. 1)

You were working at a bar. The job didn't really suit you beacuse you didn't like loud places. But the fact that you were broke didn't let you be jobless. So you had to do it.

The only good things were hot men that would walk in. You were secretly gay. Nobody knew because you didn't have anybody to tell them that. But the worst part was that none of them noticed you. They were probably even homophobic.

"No you can't get a free drink sir" you said losing your nerves with some old ass grandpa

"But is said you were pretty" he answered.

"WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKE" you shouted.

He just left. This was one of the reasons why you hated it here. Some people are just dumb af.

Your deep thoughts got interrupted by a tall, masculine man that walked in. He only had jeans, a white undershirt on, sunglasses and a hat. He came up to you and sat on one of red bar stools.

"Hi sir, what would you like to drink" you asked, you wouldn't ask but he was hot so you did.

"Can i get a mai tai cocktail?" he asked.

"Of course" you answered

In just a few minutes you were back with his cocktail.

"Here you go" you said handling it to him.

He took it immedietly and drank all of it.

"May i ask when does your shift end" he asked.

"9 PM" you answered excitedly.

He just left. And now you realised that it wasn't the smartest idea to just say it like that. Well, whatever happens at least he was hot

-'---------------------------'-

And finally one long day was coming to its end. Your shift ends in 15 minutes. You started to clean up beacuse no one would come in anyways. After wiping all tables you picked up your stuff and turned off the lights.

The last thing you had to do was lock the doors. After walking through the door, you saw a expensive-looking car in the parking lot. Maybe it was a customer. But you already cleand everything up.

"Please tell me that its not a customer" you said to yourself.

The drivers door opened and some tall guy came out. He started walking towards you and then you remembered that guy who asked when your shift ends. It was probably him.

"Hi" you spoke first.

"Hi man" he replied.

"My name is Chris. Chris Evans" he introduced himself.

"Wait what" you said silently and in disbelief.

"I-I-I-I'm Aidan" you told him.

"Nice to meet you Aidan" he told you making sure not to scare you even more.

Now you could see his face and he obviously was Chris Evans.

"You need a ride home?" he asked

"Thank you but no, my home is near" you said knowing that your home was not near, but you were too scared to get in his car.

"I'm sorry if i scared you, but I'd like to help" he offered.

"Well okay" you said. You had nothing to lose.

He opened your door and you got into his car. Then he started driving not even asking you where you live.

"You wanna come over?" he asked you. "I have to say that you are really attractive" he complimented you.

"I don't know, I'm really tired"

"You can sleep at my house"

"Then I'd gladly come over"

He just smiled and kept driving.

"You know sir, you are really handsome" you told him.

"Thank you"

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You entered his house. It was very big. He took your hand and you both went to the bedroom. You didn't have anything to sleep on.

"It's really warm here, if you are comfortable you can sleep in your underwear" he told you.

After he said that you started taking your clothes off. He didn't take anything off, he was still in his jeans and undershirt. Now you noticed a silver chain that was hanging around his neck. He was also wearing flipflops which he took off.

He jumped on the one side of the bed leaving another for you. You usually wouldn't have jumped into some strangers bed, but since it was chris evans you had no problem with it. You jumped on his bed and almost immediately fell asleep.

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You woke up in the middle of the night to someone touching your ass. You knew that is was Chris so you pretended to be asleep. After a few slaps he started rimming you. Then you couldn't hold back moans. You moaned out loud and he knew that you were awake.

You felt two big fingers coming up to your mouth. You opened your mouth and Chris made you lick his fingers. After a few seconds he put those fingers in your ass. Stretching and fingering you. He continued to do so until you were stretched out and wet. Then he pulled down his boxers, revealing a forearm long cock, as thick as a thigh.

With no hesitation he shoved it in quickly, as soon as he was inside everything went black. Moments later you realized that just now you had woken up. It was a dream, although you wouldn't mind it being real.

Chris was already woken up, he was staring at the ceiling. When he felt you moving he turned his head around and smiled.

"Morning sweetheart", he said, "did you sleep well".

"Morning sir, yeah it was fine, what about you", you said still sleepy.

"It was good", he said.

"I think that I'll have to go home now", you said.

"Oh c'mon, can't you stay a little bit longer", he said, "please stay I don't want you to go".

"I guess I can stay more", you said as a smile grew on his face.

"What's your favorite breakfast", he asked you.

"I don't have time to eat breakfast in the morning, I usually just buy something when I go to work", you said.

"Oh, well we can buy what you like" he said, "I have a holiday house about 40 minutes away, if you'd like we can go there and get to know each other".

"I'd love that, also before I forget, can you give me some clothes", you asked him.

"Of course baby", he said.

Chris let you pick out what you like, then took a sweater for himself that he put over the undershirt. He didn't put any socks on. He will go in his flip flops. You found white socks that you put on.

"Hey bring me a pair of those too", he said as you were putting on socks. You just nodded your head.

You were almost as tall as Chris and masculine, but not that masculine. You found sweatpants and a hoodie. Enough.

Everytime you called him sir, but he never corrected you. Maybe he liked it. Who knows.

[alexross123]

Born to be Wild Part 3

hey Royals, i’m having a pretty bad day, but i’ll manage to pull through, but anyways, here is a new chapter, sorry in advance...

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Word Count: 1433

Pairing: Analogical & Royality (Logan/Virgil) (Roman/Patton)

Warning: Angst Af

Previous Chapter Here  Next Chapter Here

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Everyone is school knew that Roman was a huge flirt, if it was human, he will flirt, it’s in his nature, sometimes he want to say something seriously, but instead it comes out as a flirty comment, that’s what gets him in trouble..

“Hey Lo, cute tie” Roman never intended to wink at him, his eyes just randomly closed at that moment, he knew it sounded flirty because of two things:

One-Logan blushed

Two-Virgil glared at him and got closer to Logan

It was never his intention; Verge has to know this, HE HAS A MASSIVE CRUSH ON PATTON FOR THE LORDS SAKE!!!!!

Talking about Patton, he approached them “Hey guys, what you up to?” Verge grinned because Karma is a b***h, and he was glad this happened, because every time Patton got close to him, Roman turns into a blabbering mess , Verge saw that he was starting to sweat like crazy, Logan decided to interfere “Hello Patton, we are about to walk to our individual classes” Patton Looked at him and said “Perfect.... Don’t know what you said, but ok” Logan rolled his eyes and said “We just chillin here bro, we are going to class” Patton finally got it and said “OH!!!! Now I get you, your vocab is Infinitesimal” he grinned towards the boys, while Verge and Logan looked at each other “ok, let’s go” Logan accidentally hit Virgil on his left arm, causing the boy to flinch in pain “Oh lord, please forgive me Virgil, please understand that it was never my intention to inflict physical pain on you” Verge laughed at the way he apologizes, but it wasn’t the small hit Logan gave him, to be honest, he is a street fighter, he gets his money by fighting with random people who challenge him, to his luck, he has never lost a fight “Don’t worry Lo, I’m just sore, you know, the gym and all” LO physically relaxed, he though he hurt Verge by the way he flinched, and talking about flinching “ Verge, oh m g, I need your help, please come” Verge couldn’t even answer when he was being pulled by Farrah, Patton got closer to Lo and said “Someone has a crush on Virgil” Logan’s eyes became as huge as a pan, he turned to the bubbly guy and said “I can assure you Patton, I do not have feelings towards Virgil, we are mere friends” Logan decided to hide the fact that he does in fact have feelings for Verge, I mean, who in the entire school doesn’t have feeling for him, with his cold eyes, his fair skin, his purple hair and his bad boy aesthetic, he was dreamy, but Logan can’t get his hopes up, Virgil is just being nice to him and protecting him from Chris and his gang, plus, the ‘chemistry’ he has with Farrah was undeniably strong, Farrah likes Verge, and who wouldn’t like Farrah, she is beautiful.

Once Lo and the other guys turned the corner, their jaws opened and dropped to the floor, Farrah had Virgil pinned to the wall, almost eating him alive, Roman felt like slapping the light out of Virgil, Patton felt sad for Logan, and Logan, well......he decided to run away, ignoring the calls from the other two, Logan ran all the way to his secret place, a small tree located in the back of the football stadium, he sat there a calmed down.

Verge pushed Farrah away once he heard Logan’s name being shouted, Farrah had pinned him down and forced kiss him, he felt disgusted when she did, how desperate was she in order to force kiss someone? He walked up to the guys and said “ What’s wrong guys” Roman tightened his jaw and said “Turns out Virgil, Logan and us saw you sucking faces with Farrah and Lo ran away” Verge went cold, how is he going to explain to Logan what happened “Let’s go find him” Ro looked at him and said “Let’s? I think you have done enough damage for today Virgil, I don’t want to see you near Logan again, and that’s a warning, come on Pat” Pat nodded and followed Roman, Farrah got close to him and said “Finally, now where were we” She wrapped her arms around him, but in a blur, Verge pushed he away from him, he told her with clenched teeth “Listen Farrah, I will never, and I mean NEVER go out with a slut like you, get this in your little brain, I. LIKE. LOGAN. Ok, I’M GAY” from his anger, he ran outside from school and drove off in his motorcycle to nowhere.

“Why does this hurt too much, I knew I would never have an opportunity with Virgil” He thought too himself as he breathed slowly, Meanwhile Roman and Patton looked all over the campus to find Logan, they were afraid for him, but they were really mad at Virgil, especially Roman, how could he say to have a crush on Logan and still devour Farrah’s face, he would make sure to keep Verge away from Logan, if Verge didn’t protect Logan, Patton and hi would do it “Have you seen him Ro” Pat was starting to get anxious, a state Roman, and in this case, nobody from school has ever seen him “Please Pat, calm down, he couldn’t have disappeared, what if we check the stadium” Pat walked with him towards the stadium, once there , they looked every were, Patton could see a small silhouette from afar, and once he got close enough, he saw “Logan” He lifted his view from the ground, and saw Patton walking towards him “Oh, Logan, I’m glad we found you, I was worried sick about you, don’t you ever leave us like that” Logan could see the relief on Patton, and behind him was Roman “You ok man?” He smiled towards him in sympathy “I am ok, I did not feel well, so I came for fresh air” He knew he couldn’t mask it, but he was going to try “Look, I can tell that the whole scene was what caused you to leave so abruptly, don’t worry about Virgil, I’ll make sure to keep him away from you, as for Chris and his gang, you have me know, and I’m not leaving you” Ro kneeled down and placed his hand on his shoulder “I may not be strong, but I’ll kick them in their butts if they dare touch my friend” Logan couldn’t help but to grin when Pat called him friend, somebody actually cares for him...

The day passed, and everyone was talking about Verge storming out of school, Logan decided to not pay attention to the word around school, it was 9:30 pm, he was about to go to bed when he heard a small hit on his window, once he looked outside, he saw Virgil in a horrible state “Virgil, why are you in my house, please leave” Verge climbed up a tree which lead straight into Logan’s room, Logan could smell alcohol all over his body “Virgil, you reek of booze, have you been drinking?” verge laughed and made his fingers indicating small “Just a little bit” Logan still was hurt from the event of the day “Please leave my residence Virgil, I do not wish to be your acquaintance anymore” Verge flinched and said, well, more like slur “Please Lo.... Don’t say that, please don’t leave me” Verge started to cry at the thought of Logan leaving him, he just couldn’t “Virgil, please keep quiet, my mother is in the other room” Verge placed his finger on his mouth and laughed “Why are you here Virgil” Logan placed him on his bed and Verge said “I wanted to say sorry about today, I never wanted to kiss her, she forced me” Logan didn’t know if to believe him or not, but he had to get enough proof “Virgil, I do not care if you kissed Farrah, you obvious like her” Verge shot up and said “That is not true Logan, I don’t like her, I like someone else” Logan turned around and said “Who is it then, the news spread around school, so the girl you like might now you kissed her” Verge laughed at his statement, but the word her made him laugh harder “Logan, I can’t believe you still don’t get it, the way I act with you, the fact I gave you my jacket, and me protecting you from everyone who dares look at you wrong, Logan..... I love you”

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[thatsrightmytrash]

Mine

Anonymous asked: Bad boy au / Jimin + 22 Love your writing btw!

;pairing �� Jimin x reader

;warnings — smut (I couldn’t contain myself)

;word count — 3k

;Prompt —  “You can’t just say that and then disappear!” 

A/N: I’m sorry if this wasn’t what you imagined anon, It’s hard for me to picture Jimin as a bad boy, I think he was more just like a fuckboy here, anyways I hope you like it :) Also, the ending is cheesy af I know!! lol

Before starting your freshman year of college you had one thing clear in your head; no fuckboys. You were gonna study, pass your exams, make new friends, and live an easy and relaxed student life, well as relaxed as being an architecture major at college could be.

You didn’t want to be one of those persons who start college and the only thing they do is go to parties, get high and fuck every guy they see, because you were here to mainly study and get your diploma and you knew that getting involved with guys would mean losing track of your original plan of living a calm student experience.

But you would see that exact plan be thrown down in the form of a sturdy, cocky, obnoxious but beautiful fuckboy.

You met said dance major at the third party you attended to – yes, one of those parties you said you weren’t going to participate in. Your new roommate and friend Yerin would call herself a socialite, a more fancy way of saying that she liked guys sticking their tongues down her throat in dark corners of packed frat houses.

She would drag you down telling you that it wouldn’t be a complete student experience if the only thing you were going to do was spend your time at the dorms watching Netflix and getting fat, her words, not yours.

So you accepted, a party never kill nobody, right? The first two parties were pretty chill, nothing you haven’t seen before at high school, but how wrong you had been at thinking that this one was going to be more of the same.

The Kappa Sigma house was huge, and entering the place was a sight that had you on the edge of running back to the comfort of your dorm and your bed, Yerin acted quickly on giving you some buzz to calm your nerves and it worked.

Most of the night was spent drinking and dancing with Yerin, occasionally making small chat with some random dude but what you knew next was that you were pinned against a wall making out with a guy you didn’t know, you let loose, had his mouth on you for a while, and it was all fun and games until you found yourself waking up beside him, a pounding in your head and your heart doing a slip at the revelation of seeing his face, you knew right then and there that you were completely and utterly fucked because you knew something was for sure; Park Jimin wasn’t someone you could fuck and forget the next day.

The thing that surprised you was that after that night you thought you were never going to see his face again, because c’mon… you knew how men like Park Jimin functioned, he was a major player, the true definition of one, fucking a different girl every night, making them believe that he cared for them only to use them and move on to the next one. And you knew for sure that morning you woke up next to him that you were going to be one more girl on his list of fucks.

But you weren’t, well… somehow, what started as nothing but a drunk one night stand turned into something regular, you don’t know how or when it happened, but you found yourself in his sheets more often than not, and in the way you began to discover a side of him you thought you were never going to be able to see.

Yes, you were fuck buddies with Park fucking Jimin, and you knew that was gonna end in only one possible way; you falling for him.

“Hey babe, horror and nachos today?” the blonde haired men asked you through the phone, you knew more than to let the pet name get to you, but even when you tried not to, it would make a pool of heat travel down to the pitch of your stomach.

“Yes, but not the-“

“The spicy ones, I know, you hate them.” He interrupted you, how did he know that? You didn’t have a clue, this was the first time he offered taking nachos.

“See you in a few.” With that you locked the device and throw yourself on his couch, It had been almost 7 months since you started doing this with Jimin, and it was turning more domestic, being friends with him meant that you didn’t see each other only to fuck, even when it did happen often also meeting with him to just talk or watch a movie was something that was becoming a common occurrence, and you didn’t know if you wanted it or not because it would mean falling for him harder than you had already fallen.

You would try to lie to yourself and to Jimin, but you already were head over heels for him, how could you not when he was sweet, intelligent, funny and he seemed to truly care for you, words of a monogamous relationship between the both of you had gone unspoken, when you started fucking with him almost every week you knew that you weren’t going to be more than that to him, someone he could be friends with and fuck in the meantime.

He would tell about the girls he fucked, laughing about some girl that didn’t know how to properly do a blowjob or some other girl that cried when he told her that he was gay, just so she would stop texting him, and college was like high school in the sense of news travelling fast, when you didn’t go out he would found someone else to fuck, and the next morning you would wake up knowing exactly which girl he had fucked this time.

You wondered if he told things about you to other girls or to his friends, if you were just like them in the end.

It hurt you, it hurt you because he was more than that to you, seven months could mean so little to most people, but for you they meant a lot when in every one of them Jimin had been by your side, that time you failed one of your most important exams, the night you received a call from your parents telling you that your dog- the one you got when you were only 5 had passed away, the uncountable times you were upset about something or just stressing over college. He was there, always.

But you let the feelings go to the back of your mind and you bottled everything up, you were a friend to him, yeah… a friend he could fuck but nothing more.

You waited for him at his place, he had had to go to one if his practices earlier in the day and he insisted on you staying, alleging that after all you would have to go back to his for movie night, and it was easier to wait for an hour or so for him to get back.

You heard the door being opened and you turned your head to its direction to find Jimin in all his glory; damped hair, loose shirt, and some black sports shorts that didn’t help you at containing your urge to gawk at him.

“Like what you see?” he smirked.

“Did you take a shower after practice? Good, because I didn’t want to smell your sweat”. You retorted rolling your eyes.

He only chuckled at your comment and rushed to enter the place, but at last minute he said “That’s not what you say when we are sweating in my bed”.

The movie was beyond boring and it ended with the two of you making out, you on top of his lap, moving in circles, feeling his cock getting harder.

“Fuck babe, don’t tease me” he moaned before biting your neck, making your pussy throbbing in need for him.

Like he knew exactly what was going through your mind he moved his hand from your right breast to the waistband of your pants, opening the button, and letting his fingers play for a second before going down to where you needed them to be.

“Ah, Jimin!” You let out a loud groan when he started rubbing your clit in circular motions.

“You like that huh? You want more?” You nodded eagerly biting your lips in pleasure.  He smirked and added “You have to talk, tell me what you want.”

“Fuck Jimin, I- I want you” You stammered. “I want you I-inside of me.” You tossed your head back in pleasure and Jimin only accelerated the pace of his fingers, inserting one inside of your already wet core.

“You are already so wet and tight for me.” He growled, adding another finger, making you gasp and hold to his shoulders.

“I can only imagine what it feels like to have my cock inside of you.” You lowered one of your hands and palmed him through the fabric of his shorts.

He was rock solid and you could only drool at the feeling, you lowered his pants and let his erection spring free, the tip covered in pre cum.

You lip your bit and started rubbing it between your fingers, making Jimin moan out loud, getting his fingers out of you, you stopped too and whined at the loss “Why did you stop?”.

He bucked his hips into you, telling you what he wanted. Your pants doing little to help you contain the feeling. “Get your clothes off” he commanded.

Standing up from him you hastened to take your clothes off, throwing your pants along your panties in one motion, and positioning yourself once again on his lap, helping him pulling his shirt over his head.

Feeling his cock rubbing at your entry, he cupped your face with both hands and kissed you, biting down on your lip, sucking it into his mouth, and before you could say something he shoved his cock inside of you making you gasp at the sudden entrance.

You were already so wet that it didn’t take long for you to get use to the stretch, his eyes rolling to the back of his head when he started moving, he tossed his head back, his neck in exposure for you to kiss him in his sensitive spot near his ear, making him groan in pleasure.

“Babe, you are so wet, fu-fuck so tight” you moaned as you listened to his words, sinking yourself into him.

The sight was something you could never get used to, each time it was like seeing something you had never seen before, his abs and hips moving while he pumped deeper into you, grabbing you from the waist to sink you as deep as he could, hitting your g-spot.

“Fuck, fuck right the- ah!” all that left your lips were grunts with every thrust of his hips, sound of skin hitting skin resounded through the place, making you cry as you came all over his cock, clenching your walls as your orgasm travelled through your body.

“Come for me Jimin, I want you to fill me up” you whined at the overstimulation, he let a series of moans and grunts out of his mouth, like a melody to your ears, it didn’t matter that you were sensitive after coming, you still moaned at the sensation.

“Fuck y/n!” You clenched your walls once more and he released inside of your throbbing pussy, filling you up with his cum, he thrusted inside of you a few more times before slipping out, his seed coming out of you, a couple of  thick white drops landing on his cock.

You got up from his lap and lay down on the couch besides him, both of you exhausted from the activity, he lethargy stood up, put his shorts on and then grabbed a wet towel and positioned himself between your legs to clean his drying cum of your entrance.

While he went to put the towel into the laundry basket, you dressed up, after watching a movie, making out and having sex it was time to go home. Usually Jimin told you to stay the night at his place but you thought that it was better not to, spending the nights tangled in his arms, his warm chest against your back… it was something you would die for, but not like this, not when he felt nothing for you more than a friendship.

“Hey are you going home?” He asked, furrowing his brows as he watched you grab your things.

“Um, yeah, I need to wake up early tomorrow” you lied.

“Why don’t you stay here? My place is near to college and I don’t want you going alone to your door at this hour of the night”. He paused for a moment and added “I can make you breakfast tomorrow morning” He smiled and his eyes turned into half-moons.

You doubted, his proposition was beyond tempting but before you could answer his phone buzzed “Oh, can you give me my phone? It must one of the guys”.

You grabbed the phone from the coffee table and took a look to the screen, it was not one of the guys

-Sana: When are you free to repeat what we did last time?

Your face turned serious in an instant and you were not going to stay to watch what else she had to say, fuck you didn’t even want to know what she meant with “last time”.

“Yeah, you know what? I better go home” you snapped and Jimin looked at you confused at your sudden reaction, you sharply handed him the phone, and you saw how his face contracted in panic.

You should have been more precautious, shouldn’t have gotten so close to him, you knew he fucked other girls but you tried to not think about it, after all you were nothing serious to him, you weren’t exclusive, you couldn’t complain.

“Listen, I- I know how this looks like-“

“No, you don’t have to explain me anything, you are not my boyfriend.” You grunted, you didn’t want him to make excuses, you just wanted to leave or you will end up making a mistake.

You turned around to leave but Jimin foresaw your movement and grabbed your wrist before you could take one more step. “Don’t go like this, let’s just talk.”

You turned around, releasing your wrist from his hands like it was fire melting your skin. “There is nothing to talk Jimin!” you shouted.

“I know I’m nothing more than a fuckbuddy to you, I know this past 7 months didn’t meant anything to you!” you quavered for a moment “and- and that I will never be able to call you mine and only mine because you don’t feel for me… like I feel for you” the moment that the words slipped from your lips you knew you had fucked up, the thing you had tried to hide from you and him not being a secret anymore.

You felt like a weight had been lifted up from your shoulders, at this point you didn’t care if he knew the truth because sooner or later he will have known and you would have had to go, better now than later when you would be even more whipped for him, right?

Jimin stayed silent and that was all you needed to rush out of his place and never turn back.

A week had gone by and you were starting to assume that your short “relationship” with Jimin was over, you weren’t gonna lie, you felt like shit, he wasn’t just a random guy, he was Jimin, all the good times you spent together were going to never happen again, but you had never been someone to wallow on self-pity, you knew what you had gotten into when you started fucking regularly, fuck you knew it the morning after you had fucked for the first time.

It meant at least that the weeks- months of pretending to be okay with him and your relationship, the other girls and everything, things that actually stressed you out and drove you crazy at times were done.

You stayed at your dorm, avoided visiting places where you two would use to go, you still had to attend classes, but since he was a dancing major his classes were on the other side of campus, you knew that you couldn’t avoid him for much more time but for the time being you preferred to stay this way.

You had even blocked his number, not because you thought he was gonna text you, you did it in self-preservation because you knew you would text him to apologize and you didn’t want to embarrass yourself even more.

You were about to leave you dorm to buy ice cream when then someone knocked at your door, you opened without looking through the peephole in consequence you didn’t know that Jimin was the one at the other side of your door, he had eye bags, his head was hanging low and looked overall fucked up, like he was hangover.

“Can I come in?” He whispered looking at you with an expression you couldn’t pin point.

You didn’t want to, he had nothing to say and you didn’t want to hurt anymore, you wouldn’t be able to bear being rejected by him once more.

But you let him in, his eyes were begging you and you couldn’t resist.

“Thank you for letting me in”.

“Ji-Jimin why are you here, I don’t want to-“ He took a step closer and gently put his finger on your lips.

“Sh, let me talk please.” He took his finger away of your lips and looked to the floor. “You didn’t let me explain last time.” You were about to tell him that there was nothing he needed to explain but he spoke first again.

“You can’t just say that and then disappear!” You frowned in confusion, what was he talking about?

“You can’t tell me that you feel… that you feel something more for me and then leave, block my number and never appear again.” He sighed and continued “I went to the coffee shop you spend your Saturdays at, that bench on the park that you like to sit on on sunny days to read a book, I came here a few times but you were never home, and I didn’t know what else to do…”

You were startled, not even once you went with him to the coffee shop or the bench at the park, you had told him about him once or twice but you didn’t think he would remember something so mundane.

“I know that what you saw looks terrible but believe me that I’m not fucking that girl, or anyone besides you, not since months ago… I stopped fucking around with other girls a month after meeting you, that text you saw… the last time she was referring to has been a long ago, way before I met you, sometimes girls text me things like that, I’m not gonna lie, but I don’t answer them, I don’t need to when I have you….”

You were beyond speechless not quite understanding what all meant. “I- I don’t understand.” You stammered.

Jimin sighed and took a step closer to you, this time his hands were cupping your face, and he was looking you straight in the eyes. “I’m guess that what I’m trying to say is that I like you… and that I want to be with you, I know I’m hard to trust, a fuckboy you would say but that changed the morning I woke up next to you for the first time.”

You studied his face, you could tell that he was being serious, but was he someone you could trust? After all… you had so many doubts.

Jimin saw right through you and hastened to speak again. “Give me a chance to do things right, I will never hurt you, I will take care of you, I want to be the best man I can be for you and only you…” you closed your eyes and let him peck your lips once, twice, three times before you whispered “ Mine and only mine?”

And with a real kiss this time he sealed the deal “Yes, yours and only yours.”

[drewxmay]

Contestshipping Review - Part Seventeen - Odd Pokemon Out

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-The Title-

@theodd1sout must’ve made this episode.

-Episode Link-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s5cfx7l8jU

Btw the 5th result for when I searched up the episode was a video by @theodd1sout.

(Why am I making comments in the episode link section of the post now)

-The Review-

0:00

So the episode starts out with the narrator explaining that they are on their way to Chrysanthemum island on their boat but in order to get there they need to take two boats and now they are going to the island that has the boat they need to go to next.

Also this:

If you read the conclusion from my last review then you already know what I am going to say.

Even though May should be exited just as much as everybody else and be looking out to the next island, instead she is standing next to everybody else contemplating the letter she thinks was sent by Drew becuase it had a rose come with it.

That unknowing crush thing is an ongoing theme even in the episode that have little to none to do with Drew (This episode is about Ash and Team Rocket).

See even in episodes like this I can find evidence to Contestshipping.

0:29

And now everybody is releasing their Pokemon when they reach the island. Now we can screenshot all of them!

0:41

This theme song is the longest fragment we’ve had in one of these episodes. Skip to 0:53 if you don’t want to hear it

1:02

A bunch of tiny Ryhorn throw a ball of grass at Donphan and then Donphan is so big that even though they want to play the three Ryhorn run off. Donphan continues to follow the Ryhorn until the adult Ryhorn notice and try to fight off Donphan. This creates a stampede and everybody is running away.

1:48

Nurse Joy: Don’t worry kids! I’m coming!

Why is she trying to act so bad-ass here?

So Nurse Joy sends out Maganiam and it uses growl. This puts all of the Ryhorn in a happy state of mind and go back to doing what they were doing.

Then May reads the Pokedex entree for Maganiam.

2:56

And now Grovile is missing from the huge group of Pokemon.

he seems to be fighting a Tropious.

Ohhhh now I remember this episode, I remember liking it a lot too.

Ash: What the hack is Grovile doing?

To be completely 100% honest I do not find heck to be a swear word in the slightest bit but I know that in families that are extremely strict over swearing saying “heck” is like saying “fuck” is our families and we are allowed to do it and all it is just kinda strong I guess and I am proud of this show for letting Ash say “hack” in the most casual way possible becuase it is normal.

why did I just go on a rant about the word heck I am extremely confused.

3:30

So basically Nurse joy says that Tropious has marked that tree as his own (spoilers it’s a boy it’s the same kind of spoilers that I gave that the Arcanine is a girl, you don’t understand why thy at bit of information is important till the end.) and that if anybody came near his tree he would attack, so now they are both having a battle.

Grovile uses leaf Blade or whatever (I cannot for the life of my remember his attacks I watched this episode last back when I was ten) but then Tropious uses something like leave blade, I mean the leaves on his back grow white and they look dangerous and before Grovile can git he is tackled by the huge beast Pokemon, who then uses gust to give Grovile a hard landing on the ground, and once Grovile was on the ground Tropious used Razor leaf.

Nobody said the names of the attacks I can just tell does that make me a pokeani fan?

Then nurse joy calls out for Maganiam to help, so then she (same spoiler as to Tropious being a boy) uses razor leaf on Tropious and gets his attention off of Ash’s Grovile.

After getting his attention she speaks in Pokemon something like “Please stop you are hurting other trainer’s Pokemon” and then Tropious stops fighting.

4:27

So Grovile is very hurt by that fight and so Nurse Joy takes him to the Pokemon Center.

4:42

And now for the team Rocket scheme for the episode.

They want the Tropious to give to the boss, and in order to get it Meowth is going to try and talk to him and try to get him to follow them. When he tried this, he tells Tropious that if he follows them he could have everything he ever wanted like all of the Pokeblock and a pillow for its giant head. None of the stuff Meowth offers is a lie, Tropious asks if this is a lie and Meowth tells him that he isn’t. Tropious asks for one more thing and Meowth says sure, when Jessie and James ask what he wanted Meowth explains that he just wants the Maganiam to come to becuase they are both what is closest to “Pokemon Dating”.

Also before anybody gets mad at me about it being a straight couple and that I’m just making assumptions about the Maganiam being a girl and the Tropious being a boy Meowth actually says that “he just wants Maganiam to come to” and later he says something else but I don’t remember what referring to Maganiam as a girl.

If you want something LGBT+ just remember that Harley is gay.

Meowth you should know how big of a problem that would be.

You know what if they fought it and caught it there would be no problem becuase he is a wild Pokemon.

Also this is unrelated but Tropious has banana’s growing under their heads and all Tropious are known as “Fruit Pokemon” so props to Pokeani for knowing that a banana is a berry, and all berries and technically fruit.

6:58

Maganiam is using her magical flower around her neck to help heal Ash’s Grovile.

Also Grovile likes Maganiam

Oh yay conflict of the episode

So after Nurse Joy and Maganiam leave the room Brock explains how obvious it is that Grovile likes Maganiam. Brock explains that after Grovile lost to Tropious he lost a lot of confidence to tell Maganiam he loves her. After they all leave the room to let Grovile rest Grovile leaves the room to go and talk to Maganiam.

But nobody else knows he’s gone.

8:40

And now Team Rocket is inside of a noticeable af robot to try and steal Maganiam.

Oh look they look Maganiam.

9:03

And now for their stupid speech. Skip to 9:35 if you don‘t want to hear it.

9:35

I’ll live a prediction to what will happen next now.

So Pikachu tries using thunder and fails becuase thunder protection and then Grovile frees Maganiam.

Let’s see how close I get this time.

So what happens is the ship runs off and Ash and friends run after it, then it cuts to Grovile.

9:48

So apparently he ran off to fight this extremely powerful Tropious.

They have a stare down and do nothing else but stare at each other in the menacing anime way for like a full fucking minuet.

10:23

Finally the actual battle!

Tropious Uses Gust but Grovile is able to stand his ground. Then, Tropious quickly flies down before Grovile has time to move and uses Steal Wing (I can Identify the attack now!) which lifts him into the hair. While Grovile is in the air Tropious uses Razor leaf. When Grovile lands he quickly heals and it seems like almost no damage is done, quickly after Grovile stands back on Tropious uses Razor Leaf. Grovile continues to stand his ground as the sharp leaves rain from above, and then he quickly runs off the tree so fast Tropious is unable to see where he want. I’m not too sure if Grovile knows quick attack or not but if he does he defiantly used it. Tropious searches all around the ground under the tree looking for his opponent, and Grovile from above (instead the tree) uses Bullet Seed on Tropious’ head. This gives Grovile the chance to use Leaf Blade. He does this, and it’s a direct hit on the Tropious.

11:13

Tropious has been successfully knocked out.

11:20

Team Rocket’s robots comes walking towards the tree and they announced that they brought Maganiam like promised, but becuase Tropious has been knocked he he can’t respond. Team Rocket sets the Maganiam down and when she realizes that Tropious is hurts she runs over to him. She is happy to see him and doesn’t seem too worried about his injuries so when she starts running over to Tropious Grovile for a moment thought she was running to him becuase he was the battle and it was impressive until he realizes that the Tropious and Maganiam were already “dating” before hand.

Team Rocket also all make a comment about how cute a couple Tropious and Maganiam are. They also make a few remarks about how ignorant it was of Grovile to try and flirt with Maganiam , all of these put together make Grovile feel extremely bad.

13:17

So Ash and friends all find the huge robot and see how hurt Grovile looks and Ash Immediately asks what Team Rocket did to Grovile. They explain that it wasn’t their fault and it was just a by-product of Grovile loosing. Then Ash decides that Grovile wanted a rematch against Tropious and then lost. Meowth laughs and says that Grovile obviously won. Then Brock steps in and explains that “He won the game or war and revenge and lost the game of love” and Ash’s response once again proves he knows absolutely nothing about romantic love. “So he won and he lost? How’d you swing that one? Hey Brock you’ve gotta learn how to make up your mind.”

I remember me and my brother having this running joke about Ash being clueless about romantic love and he says stupid things like that all of the time.

14:00

And now Team Rocket is finally taking Maganiam and Tropious. Instead of explaining to Tropious that they are going to take him to the place but sadly the only form of transportation that they have with the robot is grabbing them with huge claws, they just snatch up Maganiam and Tropious leaving them both confused and Tropious thinking that they were lying earlier.

14:20

Grovile, knowing nothing about the deal and even if he did not being okay with this, and also even though he feels he should get over his feelings for Maganiam, he still deep down has them and you can’t get over it that fast, he sees them both captured and this gets him so determined and upset to help them becuase they were captured that he evolves into Ceptile!

15:00

Ceptile jumps into the air, ready for battle. Jessie releases Siviper and James releases Cacnia. Ceptile uses Bullet Seed (Ash tells him the attacks this battle) but when he tried he can’t seem to use the attack. This shocks Ash and the Ceptile. Then, Ash tries to call out for Leaf Blade, and it once again doesn’t work. During all of this confusion Siviper uses Poison tail and Cacnia uses needle arm. They are both direct hits. Siviper and Cacnia use the same attacks over and over and over until Ash’s Pikachu steps in and uses Thunderbolt on the Machine’s legs. It falls over and the Maganiam and Tropious are free.

17:14

So Team Rocket gets their balloon to come over so that they can try and make an escape. Ceptile gets up off the ground and looks like he is about to make an attack, but then Maganiam and Tropious run over in front of Grovile. Tropious flies over to the ship and Maganiam uses Razor Leaf from the ground, and Tropious uses gust to make the leaves spin even faster and to direct them in the direction of the balloon, and then the balloon explodes and Team Rocket Blasts off.

That would be an extremely good contest move if your Pokemon know both gust and razor leaf, but becuase May doesn’t have a Pokemon who can do both maybe she can just do one of the Tag-Team contests and Bulbasoar would use Razor Leaf and Beautifly could use gust.

Just a thought...

18:10

And even though we are still two minuets away from the end I shall summarize the rest of the episode.

Ash and friends along with Maganiam and Tropious all go back to the Poke Center. Nurse Joy explains to Ash that the Tropious and Maganiam will be living together at the Poke Center. Then Ash asks Nurse Joy why Grovile couldn’t use all of the attacks. Nurse Joy explains that even though Grovile has evolved physically, that isn’t all he needs to do, and he also needs to evolve emotionally. Ash thanks Nurse Joy and theya ll board the boat to go to May’s next Contest

The episode that a lot of you contestshipping fans might know as “Spontaneous Cumbuskin”

The second/third most popular Contestshipping episode

I bet everybody who’s already watch it is really exited now.

-Conclusion-

I really liked this episode when I was ten and I like it now. I definitely don’t enjoy it as much but it is still a great episode.

That is all I have to say.

[kasunex]

Yesterday me and @heiligelanze were bored so I made this trash complaining about P4. Don’t read if you like P4. Unless you are very chill about people hating on it. 

we talk about why p4 is not good. 

#1 - Boring characters

Yosuke: Wah wah small town is borin (why doesn't he just plan to move when he's older), also homophobic in way that suggests writers thought we were too. neck is too long. Also not closeted >:/

Yu Narukami: Stupid name, stupid design, stupid fuckin face, I hate him, no character arc or character at all, Gary Stu. Boring peice of shit. Also. Not GAY Enough >:/

Yukiko: Boring. Thinks she's trapped into being innkeeper when not at all. Never tells parents she doesn't want to or makes any attempt to change anything. Only other character trait is laughs (annoying)

Chie: Guyz I like kung fu n meat isnt that quirky, (bc apparently women don't like meat?????) also not gay or trans >:/

Kanji: Almost good. But misleads to think he is good representative media pushing artistic gay man strugling against stereotypes that gays rnt tough. Actually about gender roles but not well explored. Hinted to be bi at best. Atlus u fuckin cowards let me be gay for once >>>>>>>>>://////////////////

Rise: 2 kawaii. Gets annoying. Unwarranted, undeserved crush on main character you cant say no to. (But unlike p3 game doesn't make u with her but we will get to THAT LATER FUCKING P4G)

Naoto: Too good for game. Shoulda been trans tho. 

Teddie: Remove or kill. Annoying af. Tries to steal ur girl. Major mysognist (game is like lol) 

Mitsuo: Insulting to ugly people and to gamer fanbase

Moorako: Insulting to ugly people. Hahah who cares hes dead he was uggo lol

Hanako: Fat ppl r gross rite guys lollolollolllollolololollollololl haha she thinks she's atrratcievew lolololo fat pppl thinkin their hot lololololololo

Kashiwagi: She's old but busted except she looks 30 and treated as gross icky old woman when real teens would be like "I wanna bang dat shit on de desk"

Dojima: Ok I guess

Nanako: Emotional manipulation. doesn't die. unrealistically precious and mature. 

Adachi: Presents as awkward relatable BUT NO ACTUALLY EVIL OVER THE TOP EVIL MUHAHAHA because he couldn't just be a cool guy with a darker side, had to be ANIME CRAZY EVIL DID IT FOR THE LULZ

Namatame: Not built up enough, comes fuckiin out of nowhere

Izanami: Comes even more da faq outta nowhere (GUYS THAT GAS STATION ATTENDENT SHAKING YOUR HAND OBVS EQUALS EVIL OR PLOT SIGNIFICANT LOL) also rips off Nyx and does it shitty

Ameno-Sagiri: Comes even MORE da faq outtta nowhere and vanishes da faq outta nowhere, also irrelevant to plot and meaningless distraction

Margret: Boring af, no personality at all, Elizabeth was more fun 

Saki: Underdeveloped bitch, supposed to be so sad when dies despite not being shown for anythin but bitch also supposed to feel bad for yosuke when she dies even tho she hated him and he would have been rejected anyway seriously wtf

Marie: COMPLETELY IRREDEMABLE GARBAGE FIRE OF PANDERING TRASH. SHOEHORNED INTO PLOT WHEN COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS AND IRRELEVANT. GAME FORCES HER AS LOVE INTEREST WHEN SHE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO STEAL WORST GIRL FROM YUKIKO. ANNOYING TSUNDERE STEREOTYPE. MAKES ME WANT TO KILL SELF.

#2 - Shit plot

Boring af. Crappy tonal issues all the way thru. WAY TO SLICE OF LIFE WHO FUCKIN CARES. 

HEY IM A TRANSFER STUDENT JUST LIKE LAST GAME LOL. Everyone loves me immediately even tho im a lil bitch. 

Oh noes murder of some random chick we never met so sad ;~;

Meet Chie n Yukiko both boring af, immediately like me 

Yosuke is trash can, Mitsuo is creppy and wierd b/c gamers r uggo and uggo ppl are socially inept and suck

Bitchy girl shows up and then dies

Yosuke does1n't get dick wet (he wouldn't anyways but still) so sad 

See TV world, meet worst character in ORGINAL game (assult of bear puns)

fight dumb fuckin demon frog bc yosuke is bored (wtf is dis shit)

Chie is gay bUT NOT REALLY  

Boss of dungeon is too hard, someone went missing or something idk who cares

Meet gay but nOT REALLY

Chases u bc u judge him but NOT REALLY

Gets kidnapped, gay dungeon bUT NOT REALLY actually about gender and cuz he likes cute stuff means he's gay STUPID but actually he's not because gays r icky lol 

Campin time yaya the girls can't cook pffffft a WOMAN CANT COOK TF WOW WOW SO FUNNY A WOMAN CANT COOK WTF WHAT TEH FUCK and also HANAKO IS FAT AND That's' bad

HOMOPHOBIA TIME LOL KANJI IS GAY ARE YOSUKE AND YU SAFE IN A TENT WITH HIM? FIND OUT AT 11

Sexism next day when Yosuke is like I bought u girls sexy swimsuits and will now shame you to wear them ARENT I AN ENDEARING CHARACTER but no dicks are wet except with water (also vomit) including kanji lol abuse (also that could have seriously injured but never brought up BECAUSE ABUSE IS LOLOLOLOOLLOLLLOLLLLOLLLOLLLLLLLLOLLLL) Also game forced u/Yu to be sexist too fuck off game

Nanako is sad whatever who cares

Yosuke wants idol puss so yay idol but shes sad so we stalk guilible peepin tom who is the killer but NOT REALLY while adachi is quirky

Rise is sad that she doesnt know who she is or something fuckin idk STRIPPING TIME BOWCHICAWOWOW also teddie feels useless so everyone dies or smth

Teddie comes out of TV and is now human and annoying mother fucker, Rise is now not sad but KAWAII and Yosuke no longer wants idol puss idk but but IDOL PUSS WANTS BORING FUCKBOY YU DICK (not pandery at all, just your average sexy teen idol wants boring fuckboy)

Teacher is dead he was dick and uggo so who cares lol

Chase after uggo game lover nerd haha dungeon is nerdy game shit lol video games cause violence right guys? Didnt u know that video gamers are all ugly socially inept muderous pathetic freaks????? THATS U BTW UR UGGO INEPT MUDEROUS CREEPY LOSER FREAK LOL 

Also rise cums when you kill enemies 

Now murders are solved rite so lets have celebration!!!! Girls make omlettes but they CANT COOK LOL wasnt that so funny last time joke so nice they made it twice

Summer festival time Rise wants yu dick and Yosuke wants wet dick but teddie claims all three girls for himself and they go without protest despite not wanting to because they are STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE AND KNOW NOT TO BACKTALK THEIR MAN (isnt this game so progressive) 

PERSONA 3 REFERENCES also underage drinking bUT NOT REALLY JUST SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE LOL also teddie stalks them lol also teacher books SEX HOTEL???? How wacky

You kno how muder was solved WELL NOT REALLY WHAT A SHOCK THE GAME HAD NO PLOT FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS anyways

Naoto is strong masculine manly mc man detective but gets kidnapped and is actuallY TRANS BUT NOT REALLY IS ACTUALLY JUST GIRL AND THINKS SHES CHILDISH OR SOMETHING but NOT REALLY ACTUALLY SHE’s JUST LONELY but not really idefk. Remember kiddies being different is okay!!! uwu (so long as you ARENT ACTUALLY DIFFERENT U FREAKOZOID kill urself)

Cultrue festival Rise wants u 2 do her in school halls balls deep but game doesn't let you????? lame 0/10 

But then YOSUKE FORCES GIRLS INTO UNCOMFORTABLE beauty pagent that they cant back out of even if someone else signed them up under penalty of DEATH AND RAPE (I presume) because yosuke remains such an endearing character BUT THEN girls get revenge by forcing him into drag contest and u and kanji too even tho it was only yosuke because the GIRLS ARE SUCH AMAZING FRIENDS lol girls are objectified lol fatty thinks shes hot lolllollollooololooloololoollolololooll0lkooolloollololoololol (game designers had to stop in order to finish laughing at own jokes)

then drag contest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww grosssssssssssssss icky teddie wins because................a dude? PASSING AS A WOMAN??????? Totes not transphobic vibes none at ALL

then HOT SPRINGS SLEEPOVER at inn because there is just SO MUCH MORE FUNNY TO BE HAD (isnt this all so relevant to plot and character??? rich narrative very necessary part of story, game would be UNSALVAGABLE without it) 

Girls are bitches and think that guys are perving because hot springs doesn't tell them when it's time for girls to go? ?????? Great fuckin service amagi inn also why would the guys perv by just casually walking in??? Why why why why why qwhyw why why anyways they throw buckets at the guys and it's HILARIOUS and not at all uncomfortable, guys run away in terror and the girls are like YEAH GIRL POWER!!! Then they find out about mistake and apologize like good friends, people and normal humans would b/c even for pervin that was extra  no just kidding LOL They actually keep it a secret becausE LOL GIRL POWER STRONG RELATABLE FEMALE CHARACTERS AMIRITE WHO HASNT ABUSED THEIR FRIENDS WITHOUT ANY FEELINGS OF REMORSE OR GUILT LOL (also nanako saw that all bad influence on child)

since the friendships are all so wholesome and not at all toxic or unhealthy the guys totally write this off and try to explain themselves to the girls. NO, actualyl, since Tedide and Yosuke are still such ENDEARING characters they instead decide to molest girls in sleep RELATABLE but uh oh they accidentally molest fatty and uggo old teacher who looks 30 and then fatty and teach are like cool let's fuck and like REAL TEENS they are grossed out at being offered sex because yuck women over 20 and fatty also why are fatty and "old" lady hangin out anyway?? Apparently if ur gross u hang out together, b/c that's how it works rite. such grea t non contrivences

Nanako is dying whatever who cares 

Namatame then kidnapps nanako or somth who cares dojima dies but NOT REALLY

then they go to heaven because nanako is sad but nobody gave a shit narukami never cared to ask or try to keep her company isn't he just so GREAT and considerate to the girl being boderline abused and neglected in his own fuckin house no who cares BUT NOW WE CARE RIGHT GUYS

Namatame is cray cray and his boss design is uggo and bullshit

Nanako dies, Yosuke advocates MURDER because he is still SO ENDEARING and player has to chose EXACT FUCKIN DIOLOGUE WITH NOT ONE MISTAKE OR EVERYTHIGN SUCKS AND ITS ALL UR FAULT also in some endings you murder because fuck you 

but then if u dont murder NANAKO WAS DEAD BUT NOT REALLY but only if u dont murder so congrats u were emotionally manipulated into killing the mentally ill b/c ur so great good job

then it turns out Namatame you know how he was cray cray well turns out he wANST REALLY CRAY he just had plot-convient-tempo-insanity-itius as the doctors call it then u talk to him and u know how he was the killer? Welll...NOT REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY he was actually good guy u almost killed innocent man fck u then u have three chances to guess killer and only u can and if you dont get it in three guesses you get, as the doctors call it, plot-convient-stupid-cant-think-anymore-itius and thus you run out of time and nobody in the world can guess except you and even over the next three months nobody can guess because who cares I guess lol 2 ppl r dead it turns out you know quirky relatable cop man well NOT FUCKIN REALLY he is actually crazy because he's bored and as everyone knows when youre bored you kill also he's sad that he doesn't have talent even tho he is sucessful detective???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? then god bullshit end of world or smth who cares

then everything is over also i forgot teddie disappears so sad but NOT REALLY

Christmas eve sex ( i banged rise on top of christmas cake) 

Girls can now cook character development girls learned how to cook 10/10 v progressive 

Then flash forward to three months later because fuck you and Yu is leavin because idk and the game ends BUT NOT REALLY ashkually you can get TRUE SUPER AWESOME ending if you are able to figure out that you have to go to junes for no reason except fuck you 

turns out the gas station attendent u know him? well he was super bored and he's actually a GOD WOWZERS so amazing did you know jesus was a part timer at a gas station????? NO??? That's why youre playing this sack of shit anyway humanity wants ignorance or so god says (sound familiar, Nyx??) and she almost wins BUT NOT REALLY Because yu has the power of frienship and you know that awesome scene of makoto fighting nyx? Well imagine thaT BUT SHIT b/c no buildup

for all ur xtra efforts u get teddie saying hearts are connected anime KH cliche (wasnt that so worth the extra bullshit dungeon) 

Yu is leaving SO SAD WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT P3 WUSS CAST? Your friend is dead? GTFO with those 1st world problems NARUKAMI HAS TO TAKE THE TRAIN TO SEE HIS FRIENDS THIS IS THE TRUE TRAGIC DRAMA WHAT COULD BE WORSE

THE END 0/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

#3 - ASSULT OF THE CASH COWS

so p4 is gr8 rite m8? well no but apparentlly dumb 14yr old boys were like "omg this game half akcnowleges gays exsist so PROGRESSIVE also i can fuck mai waifu n have friends" and so p4 made a shit ton of money atlus saw dis money printin out and were like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so dey were lyke "lets release a buncha shit”

Persona 4 The Animation: Imagine the same shitty p4 plot but with EVEN MORE HOMOPHOBIA!!!!! also racism!!!! plus MORE FAT JOKES!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaahahahahah also the animation is piss poor shit!!! Doesn't this sound wonderful????? 

Persona 4 Arena: So Atlus was lyke yannao wat totes goes with our super serious and super "mature" jrpg seriess? Do u kno? BLAZBLUE!!!!! The over the top weeb fighting game!!! YEah son!!!!! So anyways a fighting game comes out with barely any playable characters??????? Great. Fantastic not the least bit fanficy character writing. Also, there is a plot b/c dis shit be canon. Dats right!!! Now you may be thinking "mmmm how does that work????" well the geneiuses at atlus say "B/C SHITTY P3 RETCON CHARACTER IS SAD ABOUT DESTROYING FRINEDS WHOLE TV WORLD BECOMES ARENA WERE PEOPLE HAVE TO FIGHT FRIENDS" and u may hear that and wonder?? "what deh fuck, wasn't tv world gone also when did this ever happen in p4????" to which fanboys proply accuse u of hating fighting games and behead u. 

So at this point in time, P4 is offically dead. It is dead as doornails. but atlus is lyke "Hey let's rape the corpse" and they release shitty remake on overpriced shit system nobody bought. You may be wondering "2012 didn't p4 only come out less than five years ago????" to which atlus says "shut the fuck up and give us money" hence P4 Golden

Persona 4 Golden: Added marie, inistant failure trashfire BUT WAIT!!!! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!!!! Added events!!! 

a) Yosuke wants dick wet and will cum if he feels boobs on his back!! So Yu and Yosuke team up to get shitty dumb ugly bikes b/c they're sooooo cooool rite mitsuru? You and ur dumb motorbike p4 is the real mature game. Anyway. Then they go hit on girls and yosuke gets one!!! YAY!! BUT OH NO!!! IT'S ACTUALLY STUPID FATSO STILL THINKIN SHE'S HOT WHEN SHE'S ACTUALLY STUPID BC SHE'S FAT!!! She then sits on yosuke's bike and it breaks because lol shes fat get it get it get it get it????? Doesn't this add so much to the story??? RICH NARATIVE RIGHT GUYS?!

b) BEACH TIME!!! Because that's where the real compelling drama is!!! Anyway they go to the beach and yuckerbears kanji is in a speedo!!! Gross!! I hope yosuke doesn't catch the gay!!! Then teddie tries to molest the girls bc he's such an endearing character lol then kanji's bathing suit falls off!!!! How did this happen u may ask?? ANIME MAGIC!! So then they dress kanji in seaweed like birth of venus and girls scream and run. the end. 

c) Fireworks festival yay time ted-fiya so memorable. Yosuke wants to murder Teddie bc PORN so funny haha more fat jokes also teddie wants 2 bang nanako

d) Nanako is sad again whatever who cares

e) Halloween party!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!

f) SKIING TRIP!!!! YAY!!! P3 REFERENCES!!! YAY!!! Shiptease!!! Yay!!! Teddie steals food so Naoto advocates for his MURDER!!! YAY!! IF YOU DID MARIES SLINK YOU GET XTRA AWESOME DUNGEON!! ALSO IMPLIED RAPEY SEX IN THE SNOW BUT NOT REALLY!!! ANYWAY turns out that marie sucked up the ameno sagiri fog! What u thought it just went away on its own?? BULLSHIT!!!! Next you'll be questioning the ever so important role of NPC John Smith in creating Izanami's gas attendent disguise. Or NPC Billy Bob in giving Ameno Saigiri directions to the boss fight. RIVETING DIOLAUGE LIKE "is this like the part in movies where the bad guys lair collapses??????" WORST GIRL IS DEAD BE SAD EVERYONE ELSE IS U MONSTER!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!! INSTEAD SHIP FUEL!!!! Also marie is polite for half second, AMAZES ENTIRE CAST GREAT WRITING!!!!!!!!! dont u love it when ur friends treat u like shit? then there’s a lovely scene where the dudes perv on the girls who are sexaulized and marie attacks them. Riveting. Then they all died and we were all happy. 

g) New years eve. That is all. also new stupid persona evolutions that look stupid. 

h) Valentine's DAY!!! I bang Rise on the da beach!!! Also if u slink with marie at all she forces you to cheat!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

i) OH, NO! Yosuke is going to have to move maybe idk wasnt he supposed to want to move??? idk shut up. anyways. to keep yosuke miserable his friends have to become a band in TWO DAYS!!!! How will they ever do that??? well guess what with zero experience the entire group becomes master musicians in TWO DAYS!!!!!!! That's right, it's that easy!!!! U 2 can become as good as Green Day in two Days!!!! not that they ever play again lol or ever bring this up again lol. Then the dudes jump into the crowd and lol the crowd dodges thme aand nothing is accomplished. 

j) New super awesome epilogue you only get if you slink marie even tho she isn’t there for 90% of it whatever the new designs suck

Anyway since the game isn't slice of life enough you can now bang rise in the movies and the hot springs also you can go out at night so exciting.

You can now force Naoto into sexy outfits against her will because isn’t it so cute when girls don’t like being objectified??? Also they molest her at the hot springs??? Also 

So yeah P4G sucks ass. But ATLUS didn't stop there!!!! OH no! Atlus then went on to make Persone Q!!! They decided this time to drag innocent bystander P3 as well!!

Persona Q: some bullshit about a dying girl causes the P3 and P4 cast to meet in a wonderful culture festival crossover!! With lovely gameplay and no regression in character!! Chie always had nothing to her past loving meat right????? Also yu can fuck the dog from p3!! isnt this so believable and not the least bit stupid or contrived? isn't it?? Isn't it???????? Not much to say its just dumb surely Atlus must be done now right?? RIGHT?? WRONG!!!!!!

 Now you see since P4G came out, OBVIOUSLY the anime needs to be partially remade! You may be asking, isn't the anime less than TWO YEARS old at this point? Why remake it? Did golden really have such a different story? No. 

P4 Golden Animation: Marie, marie, marie, marie, ten episodes of marie, never goes anywhere, confusing and boring af but look 16 yr olds in bikinis and nude and not totally shit animation so it's ok right? RIGHT? RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P4 at this point has been raped to death all over again and the corpse is still being fucked and they won't just let it die. BUT NO!!!! Enter p4 arena ultimax!!

P4 Arena Ultimax: B/c the first was so great, they made another!! Game so nice they made it twice!! but now the dark hour from p3 is back because idk we ran out of ideas. Also junpei and koromaru and adachi great. But guess what!!!!!! AWESOME NEW CHARACTER!! His name is sho!! He is the secret son of dude from P3, how is this possible? fuck you. Anyway he is so tragic and sad he hates friendship!! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! :((((( But never fear!!! The p4 team will show sho the glory of frienship isnt this so interesting and original and great????

p4's violated, torn up corspe now has zero dignity left so atlus decided to reanimate the corpse with dead horse dildos and force it to dance 

P4 DAN: Dancing. Shit dancing. Nobody knows how to dance. Remember how P4 used to be about murder and accepting uncomfortable truths???? Well now its about shittily animated dances. Isn't this so great? Guess what we lean about the characters? We learn that they can't fuckin dance and watching them is cringy af. Also now the tv world is a dance stage because the tv world just does whatever the fuck we want it to. what if a characters shadow is a rapist, would they be forced to rape?? is that how atlus would make a porn game?? if we wanted to make a chess game a famous chess player who feels forced to play chess will then make u forced to play chess. .... so obivously, the P4 fandom realized that Atlus was raping their game and refused to buy it right?? RIGHT??? WRONG. They actually will castrate you with a rusty carving knife if you ever so much as imply P4 is a cash cow.

It totally is tho

[snowliesred]

I got tungle user @wintcrwind​ to watch Hair for the first time, with me (it’s like my 20th time rewatching it tbh) and here’s some highlights under the cut and also why she’s horrible and I wish i could say im never watching anything with her again but that’s a lie cause i love her, also this is long and no one cares but im posting this for memories sake:

- Her making constant vore jokes because i sent her an image of when claude is on top of sheila who is on top of berger and she was in a shit posting mood and said he was voring them - which led to “Vore the Musical” (I fucking hate her for this) - Her: he looks like dan avidan (about will swenson as berger) - her: vore apprentice (about woof howling, i’d like to add that because of the whole concept of Hair she started saying Claude is a werewolf who’s gonna vore people and i f u ck i ng h at e h E R) - “wow are his nails painted like the smol innocent bean connor murphy“ - me: (once gavin creel appears) THERE’S MY BOI her: THERE HE IS, WEREWOLF BOI (i still fucking hate her for this) - her saying this was encouraged once he said “the most beautiful beast in the forest” dsahdsadasjkd - me: i know every song he does in this show by heart (about gavin) her: ofc - her: (about dionne) she’s god, only shows up as an entity, begins the show. goes to places nobody else does (cause she was on top of the balcony thing to the right of the stage) - “ this show has nothing tying these songs togetheri'm getting a cats vibe “ i mean she aint wrong - “ act 2 is a drug trip and then death “ i mean she still isnt wrong (and she read the wikipedia page so she knows everything that’s gonna happen) - “pollution girl” - “oh shit boi plot has arrived in the mail for u” - “who beat him for this tony?” followed by “ew” after i told her - “he has nicer hair than me” - “how do u straighten ur hair man, tell us ur secret claude, oh wait he’s dead” “werewolf haters got him” I h a t e h e r - “Whom” “Whom” - her asking me what’s going and me telling her then that being followed by her saying “yes i read the wikipedia synopsis” - “when are the brady bunch gonna show up” (during going down) - Big Mood was said a lot - “Jesus” “He does look like jesus” “JESUS IS A WEREWOLF” i hate her - Claude: I don’t wanna die!  Her Honey you got a big storm coming - “That’s gay claude” - “Gay” being said every time claude and berger did something v gay - “Chrissy sweet flower child” - “claude is bi af” - she dragged me because i say “oooooooh” a lot in response to a lot of things “u know the 3 circles next to the orange megaphone? i thought it said “ooo” just now, i was like did lily write that or” - “high in u know what” “well considering how many fuken drugs y’all take, No I dont” - my concerns for if the fire during the be-in being real because berger fucking jumps it and then proceeds to stick his whole hand in it - “ he's considering the best place to vore: united states vs vietnam “ i would like her to S T O P  - “Did i tell u about the multi-chaptered Hair fanfic series that I read that has some meta in it but is also one of my favorite fics i’ve read for some reason” p sure its called “where do i go?” on ao3 - “Wow spring awakening looks good” - “does this make claude melchior, i guess he was the workshop one” “also he dated melchior so double the melchior” - “ME WITH JACK KELLY” about how Woof is with Mick Jagger  - “Dione can fuken walk over me and i’d thank her” - Me “me too what a queen” - “Great comet looks so good” - “I wish i knew what the fuck was happening” (during the drug trip) - claude: I’m dying!  Her: im dying squirtle - Fun Facts From @wintcrwind: “this song is interesting bc it became a more universal anti-nam song,  the way it's written is actually great lmao it gets crazier to mirror american attempts for war support as it was so controversial so like it starts with the morbid reality of the war but shifts into the other side“ - this was followed by “ he has risen from the dead, werejesus lives “ - “ Tfw u give ur bf hallucinogens so he doesnt go to war #Justbergerthings “ - “he’s breaking free, soaring, flying, there’s no star in heaven that he can’t reach” - “Did berger just make a dad joke” - “Sheila what kind of answer is that to a proposal” - *good morning sunshine starts* “u put it in a playlist for me once” i did, bless the fact she remembered  - *claude kisses sheila* Gavin that’s not v gay of u - “Give him a tony, Oh Wait” - “he died squirtle” - me: i’d actually kill a man to dance with gavin creel her: “a man: *dances with gavin creel*. lily: time 2 die motherfucker” - “ time to listen to another show concerning war “

It was very fun.

[punkscowardschampions]

Junior & Nancy

Junior: Umm, girl Junior: What was that all about? Nancy: He doesn't like me and the feeling's mutual Nancy: Not my fault I haven't done Irish for as long as you all have Junior: Mr Kelly is the least offensive teacher going, he doesn't dislike anyone Junior: Yeah its shitty, don't know why you couldn't have had a free but you know, not losing the culture and all that Junior: Not the end of the world if you get a bad mark though Nancy: Tell that to my latest assignment, it's got his red pen all over it Nancy: Thanks, exactly. Like I couldn't used the free to work on something that actually matters Nancy: But no, pile more work on the dyslexic student, hey Junior: Whoa, alright Junior: I don't think he controls how he has to mark or your schedule Junior: not a personal vendetta but something more has got your back up Junior: Gay spidey senses Nancy: Maybe, maybe not Nancy: I'm having a bad day and he's not helping Nancy: You know when you see something that you just cannot unsee Junior: You know where and who I live with, yes? Junior: Of course I have Junior: What's got you spooked? Nancy: The straights Nancy: Or, to be more articulate about it, the whole mixed messages dilemma Junior: Ahh, you're being IRL queer-baited Junior: who even? apart from the known suspects, most of the girls in our year act painfully straight Junior: could be a coverup but that is DEEP cover Nancy: It's really not Nancy: Most of the girls in our year are painfully straight and therefore are awkward around me Junior: Same but flip reverse it Junior: that's just because I'm awkward though, can't really push that on them when I'm closeted af Junior: sooooo, older or younger? Nancy: Older Nancy: I like her so much, I can't think about anything else, least of all Irish with that prick Nancy: I think she likes me too....no, I know she does Junior: Has she told you? Nancy: She doesn't have to say it, and she can't, she's with someone, but she shows me Junior: Oh, okay Junior: so you're hooking up on the low? Nancy: No. But I can wait until she's single Nancy: It'll be better that way anyway Junior: Yeah, better not to have the overlap if you can Junior: Don't want to be homewrecking Junior: So, when's she gonna break up with 'em, has she said? Nancy: I don't know. I don't wanna push her but it is getting to me. Obviously Junior: Understandable Junior: Shouldn't really keep you waiting Junior: Having two on the go, never an excuse tbh Junior: if she's decided then she needs to put the other out of their misery Junior: and you, like Nancy: I knew you'd understand Nancy: Casual relationship guru over here Nancy: You're gonna be such a good boyfriend for whoever you get with Junior: So easy to talk when you've got no experience, like Junior: N'awwh, there she is, lil miss ray of sunshine Nancy: I'm calming down Nancy: Still think he's a prick though Junior: Well that's alright with me Junior: I don't see it but I'll keep it to myself if you can keep it in around him next time, like Nancy: I'll do my best. Better than today at any rate Junior: He seemed genuinely shocked, Nance Junior: wouldn't be surprised if he tries and talks to you Junior: see what's up, maybe its just a misunderstand Nancy: Oh god he better not Nancy: Not if I'm gonna try and be on good behavior Nancy: Can I just tell him I'm a man-hating lesbian stereotype and have done with it? Junior: Might get away with it Junior: They won't want you shouting about how they're punishing you for being gay so Nancy: True Junior: Think you will get -1000 gay karma points for lying about being persecuted though so Junior: Think about it Nancy: I'm fine with that, the bullying that got me here had homophobic undertones and I never shouted about it Nancy: Some kind of balance? Junior: True Junior: In that case...go for your life? Junior: Probably still no but I'll leave it up to your conscience Nancy: Thanks June Junior: You're welcome Junior: You know you can tell me anything, right? Nancy: You're the best friend everyone deserves Nancy: I'm glad you're mine though Junior: and I'm glad you're mine Junior: even if you're trying to take us in a bad girl way I'm not sure I can pull off as convincingly Junior: do my best though Nancy: You've got the stare and pout Nancy: That's most of the battle I think Junior: Thanks genetics! Junior: Giving the look if not the confidence Nancy: Nobody our age has real confidence, not even the mean girls Junior: Do you think? Junior: I think my sister does Junior: but maybe everyone seems to in comparison to me Nancy: Your sisters are forces of nature tbh Nancy: It's no wonder you feel how you do Junior: Yeah Junior: I wouldn't wish they burned any less brightly for my benefit but Junior: It is what it is Nancy: I know what you mean Nancy: I wish my brother's ego was sized a little better, to leave some room for me Junior: I can see that Junior: Doesn't leave room to co-exist never mind compete Nancy: Exactly Junior: Has he got any better with talking to you lately? Nancy: No Nancy: I think he's trying actively to be worse and put me off trying Junior: That's lovely Junior: What does he think he's up to that its so important he can't spare you a second? Nancy: His conquests. Although how he treats them proves how unimportant they are to him Nancy: If I ever treat a girl like that please shoot me. You have my full permission Junior: Eurgh Junior: Aside from the obvious, how he manages to convince anyone its a good idea to get with him at this point is beyond me Junior: I'll have to, matter of defending honour Nancy: That must mean he only needs the obvious Nancy: That would work on plenty of girls from my old school honestly Nancy: God help them Junior: And here Junior: thankfully we are not graced with sire's presence that often Nancy: If he knew I had any crushes at any point ever I dread to think Junior: Cringe factor or? Nancy: I hope he wouldn't try and get with anyone I like just to prove he can, but I can't say I'm sure that wouldn't happen Nancy: At least she's above being interested in someone like him Junior: That's so messed up and weird Junior: calm down the twin rivalry Junior: a small blessing Nancy: As far as I know he's not into older women either so that's another Junior: Let's take that as gospel 'cos neither of us needs to have that conversation Junior: he'd be far too into it and it'd get real creep zone Nancy: Agreed, as much as I'd like him to talk to me I'm not stooping to that level Junior: He'll come around Junior: just enjoying his raging hormones to the fullest Nancy: It's a shame boys don't mature faster than girls Nancy: I'm in for a long wait for him to come around Junior: Maybe he'll become even worse and you'll be glad of the break? Junior: One can only hope Nancy: Now that's likely Nancy: I can unleash my anger on him instead of Irish class Junior: Yes, perfect! Nancy: This is why you're BFF material Nancy: Such good ideas Nancy: It just inspires me to be my best Junior: Never let it be said we were forced together by birth again Junior: Plenty of options in that pool, people Nancy: The truest word Nancy: You did not have to be this selective Nancy: 💛 Junior: 🌈💞 Junior: ugh, there goes the bell Nancy: Once more into the breach...is that how that goes? Nancy: Catch up soon Junior: TTFN

[noncompliant-fuckery]

Questions? :D

As you wish 😇1.You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? - Soo… round 2 cause I’m need memories in order to say I'm not a virgin anymore lmao2.What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? -Were both just living our lives. 3.If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? -Nah, I just might try it with them honestly. 4.Is your last name longer than six letters? -It's exactly 6 😎5 .Was your last kiss drunk or sober? -Sober. 6.Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? -I'm good at fucking up shit. 7.What does your last received text say? -at this moment, you just sent “I fell asleep😛” 8.How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? -A lot, nobody counts that shit. 9.Where was your last kiss at? -Case High School I think. 10.When was the last time you saw your sister? -the 17th, that night. 11.What do you drink in the morning? -Water. 12.Where did you sleep last night? -In my dorm room. 13.Do you think relationships are hard? -They require a little work here and there but not necessarily a complicated thing to go through. They can be very simple if you allow it. Then again it depends on the circumstances I guess. 14.If you can go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? -Idk now. Maybe small things but the way things have turned out as of right now, I'm alright with it. It obviously wasn't the end of the world. 15.You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? -Nah not really. It ended because it had to and we both had to figure out our own shit. If anything, we’d have a chat about our lives since then, after all he was my best friend back then. I for one would want to debunk some rumors about him being some kind of addict. 16.Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? -Sunny 🌞🌞🌞🌈17.Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? -My middle name is very common; Renee. My mom named me after some woman she admired. But my old roommate Lindsey, me and her had the same middle name. It was weird but it was perfect. Still my favorite roommate ever. 18.Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants? -White/tan shorts actually. 19.Do you think you'll be in a relationship 3 years from now? -That's assuming I can see into the future and I unfortunately can not. My track record so far says no but I'm optimistic nonetheless. 20.Does anyone like you? -Yea 😎21.Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with an S? -No I have not lol22.Is the last person you kissed gay? -Yup🌈23.Is there a person you CANNOT stand? -There have been, but they are irrelevant as of now. Exactly how I like them 😁😈24.Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? -Many of times. I want a armband on my forearm. I want an elephant outline and a turtle maybe on my ankle or maybe shoulder. I also want a back piece but that's gonna hurt like a bitch and I'm not sure of what yet. 25.In the past week have you cried? -Nope. Takes a lot for me to really cry.26.What breed was the last dog you saw? -Don't know breeds like that but it was black and light brown/blonde. It looked just out of its puppy stage. A teenage puppy. It was in the garden below my window with its owner. 27.Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? -A combination of both. Just to not track too much water on the floor. Cause I'm not gonna clean that up if I do. 28.Have you ever kissed a football player? -Nope. 29.Do you think you're old? -eh sometimes. Just adult old tho like I'm not ready for all that adult, you know? 30.Do you like text messaging? -Depends on who I'm texting but yes I prefer it. 31. What type of day are you having?-Chaotic. But it has its moments. 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?-Not seriously. 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?-Warm. 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?-My dad35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?-Relationship 36. Are you a simple or complicated person?-Complicated I think. What do you think? I'm curious 37. What song are you listening to?-Focus by H. E. R. Something I've been thinking about signing at one point actually. 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?-Truly 🙍39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?-Yes, you know too much lol40. What made you start liking the person you like now?-You make me smile. 41. When did you last receive a text message?-2:59pm42. What is wrong with you right now?-Too much homework and my classes stress me out and I wish I had the summer away from school and I want to go away somewhere and I want to go to the beach and to be quite honest I'm sexuality frustrated lol but none of this is real news 😶43. How well do you know the last female you texted?-quite well 😈44. Does anyone disgust you?-eh, not really 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?-Depends on who that someone is. 46. Are you in a good mood right now?-Sort of. I've had my nap today 😇47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?-The chick at the front desk who swiped me into the building. 48. What color shirt are you wearing?-Oh look, I'm actually wearing a shit this time haha it's white and gray and teal with black lobsters and crabs all over lol49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?-I'm in college. Any mentions of homework is something I don't want to hear. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?-Don't think so. 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?-Nope, I've moved on. 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?-Oh yea53. Do you like rain?-Depends on the circumstances but yes. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?-Nope. I'll ask for a sip every once in awhile 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?-Many of times. 56. Do you like to cuddle?-I'd like to cuddle57. Are you shy?-The shyest 58. Do you get along with girls?-Yep59. Have you dated the person you texted last?-Nope60. What do you carry with you at all times?-My wallet with my keys in them and a charger adapter cause not a lot of ppl have the same charger as me. Some meds for dairy consumption. Carmex, and phone. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?-Sure only if I can camp out right in front of the door but let me hear and see some bullshit that's too close to me and I'm fucking out!62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?-Definitely 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?-Nope64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?-Very65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?-I think something did but I can't remember what it was exactly. It'll require me to look back at some stuff but I'm lazy these days lol66. How old are the last three people you kissed?-Same age as me now I guess67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    -Do them myself. I'm not into going to salons and all that shit. I'm very low maintenance. I haven't painted my nails since high school and when I did, it was always black nail polish.68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    -neither but I'll go with leopard print if I must. 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    -I have no car. And the cars I use don't have them either. 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    -I was a little bit into Lil Wayne in middle school/high school. 71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?    -Android 😊72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    -It's been such a long time now.. Give me pizza? 73. Do you like diet soda?    -I barely taste the difference so I'd drink whatever is available to me honestly. 74. What color are the walls in your room?    White.. There are plenty of paintings to make up for it tho. Very homey like. 75. Are you 16 or older?    -22 😏76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    -okay here we go.. I used to be all for it because Emily was gay but the whole “who is A?” thing got out of hand. Oh and then the whole “let's kill off Emily's love interest, Maya” thing 💔 And then the “let's not tell the police we're being stalked by a killer because the stalker will tell my mom my dad's a cheater” or shit like that. Or the whole “I'm going to reveal this person as A and they finally get put in jail and then get out of jail cause y'all dumb asses felt remorse for the bitch like yall real shit didn't just get tortured in a fucking life sized ass doll house!” Like really!? And then another A pops up and shit and like if y'all don't stop fucking around and end this shit and get it over with! Idk even know why everybody hate them so much to torture them for years like that, just wild af. I think this shit got more seasons than supernatural lowkey lol. But I think/hope they are on their last round of the show this year so yay for that lolSorry I've got strong feelings towards this show… 77. Do you have a job?    -Yea at this bitch ass cafeteria in my dorm. 78. What are your initials?    -SRW 😇79. Did you ever have braces?    Nope but I know I need them. 80. Are you from the south?    No, north? 81. What does your last status on facebook say?    -”6 more weeks.. ⌚🙇🙏😓” but now I'm down to 5 🙌82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    -Nope. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    - tough question. I think it's equal.84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    -gymnastics 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    -Wonder Woman😍 86. Do you smoke?    -nope87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   - flip flops. Fuck heels. 88. Is your phone touch screen?    -who doesn't have a touch screen unless they're old or stuck with a old model until they get theirs fixed or replaced 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    -all natural. No heat has touched my hair in like 2 years now, not even a blow dryer. So very curly /kinky. But I normally wear my hair in braids so yea haha90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?   -don't think so91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    -Pool. But I like waves so lakes are cool too92. Have you ever made out in a car?    -Nope93. …Had sex in a car? -only in my head if that counts lol ... I know it doesn't 😞94. Are you single or in a relationship?   -single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  -Finishing reading this packet on why fluency in asl for a non-native signer is hard if not almost impossible. Which is like a huge fuck you to me wanting fluency. Apparently even after I graduate and become a certified interpreter in like 3 or 4 years I'm still gonna be not near as fluent compared to a native. I may appear so to others but in reality there's so much to this language other than knowing a bunch of signs. So much more. 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?-Last year maybe or two years ago on the 4th of July.   97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  -Its iight.  98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -Can't say that I have sadly. 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?  -My sister made a blanket nest on her bedroom floor for me once and kind of just tossed me in and told me to sleep and I did ? I was very fucked. I didn’t stay sleep though, had to keep getting up to puke. lol100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?-Not anymore, I think I got rid of everyone that annoyed me.

[momtaku]

SnK Chapter 89 Poll Results

This poll closed with 770 entries. It was a lot to go through, but I appreciate the all the support. The poll was posted on Reddit and Tumblr, so I’m hopeful it’s a solid snapshot of how the fandom views the events of chapter 89.

What happened on the roof was too significant a moment for the characters to be completely unchanged by it. Anger, trust issues, grief were cited as factors. Interesting, many people saw the change as a potential positive.

My favorite positive comment:

Change, yes, but not necessarily damage.  Their relationships will grow from this just as they have through every other  arc.

This comment made me nod my head solemnly: 

I REALLY hope so. I hated the serumbowl,  but if it happened it might as well have some meaning and not have all the  drama be just outta the moment. I wanna believe the characters have a say in  where the story goes, and it's not just convenient so the plot can move to  where Isayama wants to. 

Many respondents noticed a general numbness in Levi’s demeanor. Several want to wait and see. But at this point, only 12.9% of respondents think Levi’s relationship with Eren and Mikasa is permanently damaged. 

 Levi doesn't seem to care about what's  happening around him anymore, i don't think he''ll care about his  relationships anymore. He looks like he's even starting to ignore his duties  as a soldier.

I was expecting a  more emotional response out of Levi but he's still hanging there. A lot of  fans think he's much more distant after losing his liege but I feel like this  sentiment is often what the fans want to see rather than what is happening?  Levi behaves pretty kind to the kids the past few chapters though, even  though they played a large part in his decision. Only time will tell I guess  but I do wonder about his mental state...       

Levi's rationality will help him cope with Erwin's loss in so many ways. On the other hand, his compassion will always make him understand what it's like to be in other people's shoes. After all the revelations, I'm pretty sure he has also considered Eren & Armin's time limit, and how Mikasa is taking it. He has always been that kind of person, rational and strong but never lacking in compassion.

To the mind of many, Hange is far less forgiving than Levi. 73% of respondents think her trust and faith in Eren and Mikasa is damaged, and 26.5% believe it’s permanent. 

“Bitter Hanji is my life source. I need her backstory like I need air.”

Despite Hange’s open disagreement with Levi over the serum, 89% of respondents think their relationship will be ok. I agree.

The good news: 70.8% do not think Hange’s being cruel. Hange is stressed, heartbroken and grieving, and that may be making them more short-tempered than normal, but their behavior is not unreasonable.

The bad news: 20% of the fandom think she is being cruel. As someone on Reddit suggested, maybe we should put a fence around them.

I'm sorry for Eren, but also Hanji is  really tired right now. She has a different position and has to face a lot of  problems and other high ranked heads of the military divisions and making  difficult decisions...and they just have not many time. 

I loved Hanje in that chapter, I think a lot of ppl don't realise how alone Hanje is in  this situation, their situation is even worse than Erwin imo. They have more enemies, less trusting comrades [Levi put his personal feelings 1st and reduce the chances of Humanity surviving...

she is being unreasonable, but i think it's a realistic  portrayal of how someone would behave after going through so much like idk  why people are acting like her behaviour is unfounded. like im not sayin  hanji acted reasonsably, she didnt like she shouldve tried reasoning with eren  instead but she obviously got frustrated because of the absolute shit  everyones going through right now 

From how she behaved during the actual serum bowl (tm) I think it's safe to say Hanji is a very empathetic, understanding and mature person.  The problem right now is she doesn't know what Eren is going through and why  he is behaving weirdly at this moment,in addition to being frustrated and not  being able to understand Levi's decision.

 I'm huffy about the Hanji hate... she's  so stressed and grieving, people need to cut her some slack

Isayama did good! Despite all our theories, it appears that Ymir was an ordinary girl who was given an extraordinary name. 84.5% of respondents were satisfied with her backstory.

That said, many people think there’s more to the story. Don’t rule out those mystical ties just yet!

 Well i know the People of Ymir share weird  connections that even surpasses time... That Ymir's dancing titan looked  hella like the Devil that gave Ymir Fritz powers.

 I'm still expecting more to be revealed.  Her past hasn't completely been showed to us and I still believe she's  somehow connected to THE Ymir.

About 2/3 of the fandom agree that Ymir is too important for an offscreen death. Big thumbs up from me on this one! For those who think she’s dead, they are side-eyeing the Quadrupedal Titan.

I believe Ymir was eaten to make the Quadrupedal Titan. The way they both stand on all fours makes me believe that. Also, Ymir's disappearance and The Quadrupedal Titan's appearance.

I sometimes think of these polls as an “ask the audience” test since usually the majority is right. That won’t work for the question of whether Reiss and Fritz are the same or a different bloodline. With almost 800 respondents, the fandom is equally divided on this point. 

32.6% do not think time travel will be a part of this story. 22.1% do. If time travel is a factor, 48% are ok with that if it’s well written. 30% will be disappointed.

My personal feeling align with this:

 I HATE TIME TRAVEL  WHY ISAYAMA  I TRUSTED YOU  Dammit

 I’m hopeful if the story goes this way, Yams will pull it off successfully.

Most people believe Eren Jaeger is the source of Kruger’s memory of Mikasa and Armin. The most popular write-in entry was Grisha. In retrospect, I should’ve added him as an option.

Past, present, and future exist simultaneously. Eldians are magically connected, so they can "leak" their memories/thoughts to each other across time. The Coordinate just make this process very efficient.

I’m happy to report that my favorite Commander Handsome is still loved and missed by the majority of the fandom, at least on Tumblr! I was told that most of the 25.7% who disregard him at this point are the Redditors who chimed in :)

 He would be 200% more stressed out, with  more weight on his shoulders and with 199 new ghosts judging him 24/7.

Because I personally favor the vets, I assume the majority of my tumblr followers do as well. This makes me wonder if the results of these polls are slanted in their favor. This month, however, this wasn’t the case. Fans of the 104th had a nearly equal voice.

Some Final comments

I can’t list them all, but here’s a sample of the final chapter thoughts:

“Reiner looked really handsome this  chapter. This is not important but appreciated.” 

“I really enjoyed the flashback! I feel like many other major series get boring after the underwhelming reveal (since fans just want to see the series finish after the theories parts are done) but I felt like snks "truth" lived up to its hype.”

“Nobody's talking about the men who venerated Ymir have the same clothes as the people from the wall cult ...”

“Eren aknowledged Mikasa's existence! Yay!!”

“Jean acting as Hanji's assistant--make Moblit proud man! You go Jean, let those leadership qualities shine! :P”

“I'm worried that Eren won't trust others with the information about Dina, and that withholding the information will have bad consequences :/”

“The utter lack of focus towards what happened between Armin and Bertholdt and Armin's new powers is so bizarre to me. Like really, Bert's death has been so poorly handled.”

“Where's Annie”

“pls let ymir be alive and gay”

“Recent reveals have been great, I hope the characters will start to take action with what they know soon.”

“More heart-break and intrigue, but this is Attack on Titan so what else is new, lol!”

“Mindblown since 5 chapters^tm, give me the Ackertalk and some love for Mikasa and Levi-they look both done af  and bring Ymir back”

“I'm so loving the latest chapters & these info reveals. So complex & cast may qs abt humanity's nature. Everyone can be right or wrong, evil or good depending on the perspective. I do strongly believe there's hope & the cycle will be broken. most likely, Eren would  sacrifice himself somehow.”

“I hope that Mikasa's weight loss isn't just a throw away line and that she gets treated more like a main character. Oh and that we finally get the Ackertalk!”

“Levi looks so done...”

“For the love of everything can we please have these characters talk to each other. Eren talk to Mikasa, Mikasa talk to Levi, Levi talk with Hanji just open up the thought chambers. Lord. We've been waiting on ackertalk for 84 years...”