#why are you here?

[alicefromwhichplanet]

You walk into the living room and see the poor big guy tied up under the Christmas tree, here

And Blitz—

Whaaaaat?

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is yooooouu

[nebuladreamz]

Playing detective has consequences.

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Ive never even played Pokémon why am I here

Do… do you have a crush on me 😳

[tacticaldiary]

See I'm a hater to my core, but you know what I really hate right now?

Men on my book covers. It's a dealbreaker for me. Do you know how many times I've been excited for a book, gone to amazon to get it and just felt my soul being put through a meat shredder when I see like a real guy on the cover I simply CANNOT.

like why are you here? Leave me alone you ruined everything I just wanted to read a cute romcom before bed we need to start a petition to ban this

[friedbabyteeth]

He invaded my life at every turn

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

It's so weird when someone that is not a bot follows me. What are you doing? I'm just posting random thoughts, it's not that interesting.

[dudeshusband]

i don't like when random people (who aren't even self shippers) interact with my mikedude posts

[tiny-space-platypus]

Bitch

Whore

[grapecaseschoices]

[ayakashibackstreet]

I need to protect my 60-something year old professor from this weird guy sitting in the back and being a real pain. What is his problem? Leave my little guy alone

[rshinystars]

~ Darys - Happy Valentine's Day pt 2 ~

[lovethisfatcryptid]

Dudes who follow me who only reblog skinny - medium fat bodies of very femme looking people: Why?

[juliaqueendragon]

Does someone know what Linda is doing in wildwoods?

[wampabampa]

I’ve been sitting here for 3 hours about to be 4..

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

You are not a fan, Monika Krasnorada. You are simply "fawning" to Chalamet, as you always have been. And the same for your friend Cristinasea and many others. Let me summarize what you are: does Chalamet make a film, together with Hammer, which consecrates him as a star? You birth "Charmie" (even if you disown him now). Is Chalamet Dating Lily Rose? You become a Lilothée. Chalamet fucks Eiza in front of telephoto lenses around the world in full pandemic? You say: but he is living the best life of him! Is Chalamet flirting with Taylor Russel on the red carpet to sell their romance film? You: TimoTay wouldn't be so bad after all. And now that your "progressive prince" shows who he really is by getting bogged down with a family that is America's cancer, you: but if he's in love, that's okay. Moni, do us a favor: you really think about your health and about yourself and stop waving the flag.

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