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DICTATORIAL FASHION




Dictatorships are never as strong as they think they are, and people are never as weak as they think they are.
- Gene Sharp
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Prompt 4 - Treat
Wolfstar, February 4, word count 390
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“Sirius, what are you doing here?” Remus asked, crossing the room. He paused in front of Sirius, not wanting to kiss him or embrace him, just in case Sirius wasn’t comfortable with that in his family's hotel. Sirius, apparently not bothered, pushed off of the washing machine he was leaning against and fell into Remus’s arms, tilting his head so he could request a kiss. Remus tried to kiss him, but he was smiling too much. Sirius snorted and pulled away. “So why are you here?” Remus asked again, just as his machines began to peep. He dropped Sirius unceremoniously and rushed over to start his swap over.
Sirius moved out of his way and watched him, intrigued by his manic movements. Remus almost forgot he was there as he dragged heated duvet covers out of the dryers, shoring them into a large wheeled bin and moving the sopping contents of the washing machines over to the vacant dryers before he shoved the dirty table clothes into the empty washers. Finally, he ran down the row of machines, turning knobs and pushing buttons, as well as adding detergent to the washers. When he was done, he let out a relieved breath and turned back to Sirius.
“Well, that was an unexpected treat,” Sirius told him, coming closer now he wasn’t going to get trampled and taking Remus’s hand. “I know you said you had a system, but damn Remus, that was something else. You were magic,” Sirius looked up at him in awe. Remus blushed, his cheeks burning red. Having Sirius complement his madness hit him harder than he’d expected.
“I mean I only do it, so I can watch videos on my phone or read my book while they run. If I did it as and when, like the others do, I’d never get to sit down,” Sirius moved in front of him and grabbed the front of his jumper, slowly pulling him down.
“How long do you have until the machines are done?” He asked, a strange twinkle in his eye. Remus gulped. Was Sirius asking what he thought he was asking?
“A while,” He answered. “I-I can put a timer on my phone,” Sirius’s eyes glinted brightly, and he dragged Remus out of the basement and up into the service lift all the way to the penthouse.
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#wolfstar#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar fanfiction#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius orion black#sirius o black#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#sirius and remus#remus and sirius#marauders era#harry potter#wolfstar au#wolfstar fluff#it's sirius#why are you here?#oh no my machines#sirius loving watching remus work#how long have you got?#sirius whisks remus upstairs#treat
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Ive never even played Pokémon why am I here
Do… do you have a crush on me 😳
#you wouldn’t be the first#I’m pretty cute#I accept your love for me#but I am promised to another#ask#anon#why are you here?#cause we’re having fun!!#pkmn smash or pass#pokemon smash or pass#pokemon#pkmn#smash or pass
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See I'm a hater to my core, but you know what I really hate right now?
Men on my book covers. It's a dealbreaker for me. Do you know how many times I've been excited for a book, gone to amazon to get it and just felt my soul being put through a meat shredder when I see like a real guy on the cover I simply CANNOT.
like why are you here? Leave me alone you ruined everything I just wanted to read a cute romcom before bed we need to start a petition to ban this
#ray talks#idle rants#stuff you kindle day#like there's not reason#why are you here?#just to make me suffer
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He invaded my life at every turn
#weird al#why are you here?#everywhere#first#crazy ex girlfriend#then#mlp#and now#the book of bill#why must you do this#art comedy#art#comedy#sketch#comic#funny#meme#what in the Adam Sandler what are you doing here
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It's so weird when someone that is not a bot follows me. What are you doing? I'm just posting random thoughts, it's not that interesting.
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i don't like when random people (who aren't even self shippers) interact with my mikedude posts
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I need to protect my 60-something year old professor from this weird guy sitting in the back and being a real pain. What is his problem? Leave my little guy alone
#he's in a Philosophy of Linguistics class arguing that philosophy is stupid and doesn't exist#which...........#why are you here?#he looks older than us#potentially in his late 30s-40s#is he a fellow lecturer? is he a doctoral student?#he doesn't seem to know much about linguistics either?#who the fuck is this??#my prof looks kinda uncomfortable?#and this angel of a man is clearly getting very irritated#I've never seen him like this#sir.... I'm so sorry.........#you're coming out with a face from this though. that other guy is a clown
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~ Darys - Happy Valentine's Day pt 2 ~
#my art#digital art#art#dnd art#my ocs#darys narkissa#he really is the sluttiest character I own#and I hate it#digital illustration#dnd#d&d#shattered memories#remember when you were just a part of mirathyn's backstory?#why are you here?
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Dudes who follow me who only reblog skinny - medium fat bodies of very femme looking people: Why?
#why are you here?#why do insist on hiding?#what is it about me that you're so afraid to show your followers???#I haven't blocked you because I want to make you feel bad for your choices#tier rambles
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Does someone know what Linda is doing in wildwoods?
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I’ve been sitting here for 3 hours about to be 4..

#sorry its blurry I took it off my iPad cause my phones dead#but Jesus Christ#I didn’t know the game was this massive#like all I knew was that It was fun and dnd#which I’ve been meaning to get into#im learning but due to work school and medical I’ve been too drained to actually sit down and LEARN#the most I know is what my Freind goon 2 has told me and what TikTok has said#😭😭😭#pls baldurs gate 3#be faster#its almost 2am#espy#but not eepy enough#also strangest thing today#while me and my dad were at Home Depot we got an alert from our ring camera that there was activity outside our house#and we also got a text from mom saying that there was fire people and ambulance people just standing outside our house pointing at it#and all talking in a big circle#which#???#what?#why are you here?#we originally thought it was for someone on our street but they literally stood there for 30 mins just staring at our house pointing#and talking#so we thought maybe someone called them on us but there would literally be no reason to#esp cause they never actually came up#and when my bro got home from work they didn’t say anything either#so like??#when we got home they were gone#🤷#weird
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You are not a fan, Monika Krasnorada. You are simply "fawning" to Chalamet, as you always have been. And the same for your friend Cristinasea and many others. Let me summarize what you are: does Chalamet make a film, together with Hammer, which consecrates him as a star? You birth "Charmie" (even if you disown him now). Is Chalamet Dating Lily Rose? You become a Lilothée. Chalamet fucks Eiza in front of telephoto lenses around the world in full pandemic? You say: but he is living the best life of him! Is Chalamet flirting with Taylor Russel on the red carpet to sell their romance film? You: TimoTay wouldn't be so bad after all. And now that your "progressive prince" shows who he really is by getting bogged down with a family that is America's cancer, you: but if he's in love, that's okay. Moni, do us a favor: you really think about your health and about yourself and stop waving the flag.
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#lord have mercy#why are you here?#you're complaining#im not a fan#when you are clearly#a hater?#yikes#this place is full of#lunatics
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I may have mentioned that, now that I'm unemployed, I'm finally writing a novel. I don't know what I'm going to do once it comes time to publish. That's a problem for Future Me. But I finally have a story and I'm giving myself time to write it. (While also panicking, networking, and trying desperately to find a steady source of income so I don't starve to death.)
It's a modern fantasy novel about a woman in her early 30s who finds out she's descended from the Fae and her weird dreams and premonitions really do mean something. She goes on a strange journey into places she never knew were just on the other side of reality, guided by a man she just met and isn't entirely sure she can trust, all while trying to get to the truth behind her friend's death.
AND I just realized that I can draw all the weird little creatures she meets, because I'm an artist. (Sometimes I forget crucial details about my own life.) This is going to be so much fun!
#I'm writing a book#if you like my writing#watch this space#i will be talking about it here#if you don't like my writing#why are you here?
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