#why are you here?
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nebuladreamz · 2 years ago
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Playing detective has consequences.
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pkmn-smashorpass · 1 year ago
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Ive never even played Pokémon why am I here
Do… do you have a crush on me 😳
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tacticaldiary · 1 year ago
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See I'm a hater to my core, but you know what I really hate right now?
Men on my book covers. It's a dealbreaker for me. Do you know how many times I've been excited for a book, gone to amazon to get it and just felt my soul being put through a meat shredder when I see like a real guy on the cover I simply CANNOT.
like why are you here? Leave me alone you ruined everything I just wanted to read a cute romcom before bed we need to start a petition to ban this
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friedbabyteeth · 4 months ago
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He invaded my life at every turn
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It's so weird when someone that is not a bot follows me. What are you doing? I'm just posting random thoughts, it's not that interesting.
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dudeshusband · 7 months ago
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i don't like when random people (who aren't even self shippers) interact with my mikedude posts
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tiny-space-platypus · 1 month ago
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Bitch
Whore
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grapecaseschoices · 4 days ago
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ayakashibackstreet · 9 months ago
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I need to protect my 60-something year old professor from this weird guy sitting in the back and being a real pain. What is his problem? Leave my little guy alone
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rshinystars · 9 months ago
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~ Darys - Happy Valentine's Day pt 2 ~
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lovethisfatcryptid · 7 months ago
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Dudes who follow me who only reblog skinny - medium fat bodies of very femme looking people: Why?
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juliaqueendragon · 8 months ago
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Does someone know what Linda is doing in wildwoods?
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wampabampa · 8 months ago
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I’ve been sitting here for 3 hours about to be 4..
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mrchalamet-mrstyles · 1 year ago
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You are not a fan, Monika Krasnorada. You are simply "fawning" to Chalamet, as you always have been. And the same for your friend Cristinasea and many others. Let me summarize what you are: does Chalamet make a film, together with Hammer, which consecrates him as a star? You birth "Charmie" (even if you disown him now). Is Chalamet Dating Lily Rose? You become a Lilothée. Chalamet fucks Eiza in front of telephoto lenses around the world in full pandemic? You say: but he is living the best life of him! Is Chalamet flirting with Taylor Russel on the red carpet to sell their romance film? You: TimoTay wouldn't be so bad after all. And now that your "progressive prince" shows who he really is by getting bogged down with a family that is America's cancer, you: but if he's in love, that's okay. Moni, do us a favor: you really think about your health and about yourself and stop waving the flag.
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allergictocolor · 10 months ago
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I may have mentioned that, now that I'm unemployed, I'm finally writing a novel. I don't know what I'm going to do once it comes time to publish. That's a problem for Future Me. But I finally have a story and I'm giving myself time to write it. (While also panicking, networking, and trying desperately to find a steady source of income so I don't starve to death.)
It's a modern fantasy novel about a woman in her early 30s who finds out she's descended from the Fae and her weird dreams and premonitions really do mean something. She goes on a strange journey into places she never knew were just on the other side of reality, guided by a man she just met and isn't entirely sure she can trust, all while trying to get to the truth behind her friend's death.
AND I just realized that I can draw all the weird little creatures she meets, because I'm an artist. (Sometimes I forget crucial details about my own life.) This is going to be so much fun!
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based7100 · 11 months ago
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Too the two people who follow me.
How the hell did you find me?
Edit: Third one was a bot.
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