#why am i such a lightweight

[waste-0f-spacee]

i had 3 drinks and immediately threw up

[samarecharm]

If i start posting dc stuff on here, it means i lost the fight w myself. The demons won. Im sorry

[lycanthropthy]

fuck that shit im never getting that high ever again

sweet faceeee

[crybaby-bkg]

I’m typically not a fan of the whole tik tok/YouTube couples thing but like,,,,,,,can you imagine doing that ‘drinking while I do my makeup’ challenge but asking Bakugou to join you???? I think it’d be so cute bc he’s a lot drunker than you expected for his size while you have a nice buzz going. you answer a few commonly asked questions in the meanwhile, cleaning up your brows while Bakugou just watches you with a little -_- look the entire time. his cheeks are all rosy and he’s sooo close to your face, slurs some kinda personal answer that makes you laugh and delete the footage bc the fans do not need to know that shit

and as drunk as he is, he eats your liner the fuck up. suddenly has the steadiest hand ever, his tongue poked out a little in the corner of his mouth, his palm resting on your cheek, the other basically holding your entire face to make sure you’re steady. also lines your lips with liner, paints your gloss/stick on with such heavy precision that all goes down the drain when he immediately leans forward to kiss it all off. a very clingy and affectionate drunk, and vows to throttle you when he’s sober enough to watch the video back later on bc of how you captured his lovesick gaze perfectly that everyone starts to talk about after.

[clowningaroundmars]

just got my phone in da maaaiillll :3

i looove her omg

[wowbright]

It's below freezing at night but our downstairs neighbor cranks his heat so high our bedroom barely gets lower than 60°F even with our radiator off. Hate it.

[neige-leblanche]

*blows a kiss to all my mutuals*

[thatgirlwithasquid]

gosh getting a bit drunk has only made my wolverine pining worse. time to probably fall asleep while rewatching x-men i think :)

[honeydjarin]

Had two cocktails and now I’m getting weird 😔

[arcadian-vampire]

I looove having anxiety. Sometimes I'm just fine, and other times it's like ohh okay I am shaking and sweating and I am going to be sick. this absolutely does not help the situation in any way and in fact makes it significantly worse

[abandonthefort]

fingers crossed i picked the right thing to fix so the prickly pear mead isn’t as acidic as the black raspberry mead i made over the summer (too many tannins)

tho i just tasted the black raspberry mead and it’s way less acidic now than i remember it being when i bottled it 2 months ago so hopefully even that will wind up v tasty in a few more months? and i tasted the shorter bottle that has a lot more particulate so i know it’s not gonna taste as good as the other bottle (also it’s...definitely still fermenting. there were bubbles. i. did not plan for this nor expect it so it’s probs a good thing i tasted it bc they’re not in bottles with corks that breathe so burping is needed so i don’t explode things. that would be MESSY and unfortunate)

also fingers crossed that i picked remotely close to a correct ratio of prickly pear juice to honey

also also fingers crossed that i found all the dang glochids in my dang fingers from prepping the prickly pears bc goddamn did they do a number on me prepping them! my attempts to use a brush and washcloth were Insufficient and i absolutely should have held off until i went to the store to get rubber gloves so this didn’t happen

[gilligould]

gang. i’ve had three drinks and four jello shots and am still not feeling it. what is WRONG,

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I watched a short for the third time and I always joke (to myself because it’s extremely disturbing and I do not recommend it to people in mixed company) that the MC is “my poor little Italian man” because he is absolutely miserable and his entire voiceover role is just “AAAAAAUUUGH AAAAIIIEE OH NOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” [agonized wailing] and I never noticed it before but I actually caught him saying “mama mia!” at one point 💀💀💀💀

[milk-lover]

A lot of alcohol just straight up contains histamine?????? Nose stuffy when drink???? Who designed this bullshit I’m so mad

[rachelsquill]

drank too much at the vineyard i have a headache

[textile-hospital]

oh god. ohhh god. oh no.

my cat just broke my headphones that i literally need to function... it's just the case that's broken as far as i can see but it might have dislodged the internal connections as well ... ohhh no