#why am I like this 💀

[elitadream]

Hey do you want another angsty scenario? Mario and Luigi get called off to another adventure while Peach stays back and watches the kingdom....except the brothers just don't come back. She sends out search parties, contacts other kingdoms, nothing. Did they die? Did they go back to Brooklyn? Did Mario abandon her for someone else? It keeps her up for weeks, months and absolutely wrecks her.

Omg... ;_;

I can picture what such an ending would be like. Months after having chosen to stay in the Mushroom Kingdom to start a new life there, the brothers would one day hear of a strange surge of energy being spotted near the oustkirts of the realm, causing a mild fright to the local fauna. Curious, they would decide to go and investigate.

"Are you sure you don't need me to accompany you?" Peach would ask, casting Mario an insistent glance.

"Not to worry, Princess! I'll watch over him," Luigi would chime in with a wink, ruffling his brother's hair on his way and hefting their toolbag over his shoulder. Mario would mutely follow, his gait however slightly more hesitant than usual.

"Be safe!" The Princess would call after them, feeling inexplicably unnerved at the sight of them leaving.

Mario would stop at the door, pausing to give her a reassuring smile. His deep blue eyes shimmering in the morning sun, his expression one of tender affection and gentle regard.

"We'll be back before you know it, I promise."

And with a small parting nod, he would turn and exit the front gate.

...That would be the last time Peach ever saw him.

No one had believed the magic portal would ever return. But it had. And with its final, abrupt vanishing, it had taken everything from her. 🥀

[noturbutchboy]

No one not a single soul :

Me : Makes a whole ass playlist just in case I get a gf, creates a Pinterest board for date ideas, writes down goofy nicknames so I can annoy her with them, working out so she can have something to bite on-

[rubra-wav]

Me: *several WIP requests already in the making*

My brain: *craving Vox fluff like a desperate, starving feral creature*

The way I want him is fucking abnormal. I wanna sink my teeth into that man and THRASH

Not literally

But RAH RAHD RAHSHA GRR AHSB RAHWHSJ

[snixx]

why do i unintentionally end up flirting with everyone i hate it here 😭

[11queensupreme11]

what is this knot y’all keep talking about 😭😭

oh honey.... um.... um..........

so uh.......

why don't you try searching "abo knot" pls??? 😭😭😭

[skyborneveggie]

Whenever things like this happen in existential media, where the theme is about defying the narrative, I get to thinking about how metatextually there is no free will, & that characters are always bound to the text that the writer decides to put on the page. Even in stories about free will, true meta free will is impossible. So even if Aziraphale & Crowley did want to make up & find a compromise, they can't because they have no free will in regards to what is written in the dialogue. They can find the power to overthrow The Plan within the story, but they can never overthrow The Plan external from the story (aka, the script). The Writer surpasses God.

[afterdark-vp]

lol having these lil waves of feeling really sociable and chatty to then within an hour assuming that everyone’s finding me really annoying and i should just stfu.

[puppy-bird]

Guy with one hand down his pants, humping desperately and panting like a dog, eyes glazed over with lust staring at a screen but instead of porn there’s just a goofy nerd-core rapper’s music video playing 💀

[bluesey-182]

"here's a documentary on a subject that will take you 2 hours to watch" ugh no i can't. i don't have the attention span

"here's a book on a subject that will take you a several days to read" yeah okay sick, I'll read it

[cuttingpenisblackmetal]

if this hyperfixation takes me to the point where im compelled to write fanfic im going to write a skwistok scene wherein skwisgaar plays rhythm guitar for tokis lead during a private rehearsal and its basically the closest they ever come to having sex

[noturbutchboy]

Fighting demons ( trying not to text her )

[harrys-thick-thighs]

They way i didn’t study at ALL today 😭

[penname-tbd]

my toxic reader trait is continuing to read books i don't like so that i know exactly what i'm talking about when i critique them later

[lotus-pear]

free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay

[aria-greenhoodie]

WOE, NEXT SUMMER DESIGNS FOR SOME OF THE GRAVITY FALLS KIDS, GO!

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Pt 1/2/?

[formulanni]

the new aurora album SLAPS

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