#why THAT one

[superbellsubways]

ijust had the worst dream ever i dreamt one of my mutuals wanted to actually kill me 😭😭😭 so awkward

[jewishcissiekj]

E.K. JOHNSTON reblogged my Pablo Hidalgo post. it breached containment last week but oh this is a whole other level

[insertsimshere]

Just found out that my favorite fandom-related tiktoker did one of those filter challenges and ended up reading photograph haha time to PASS AWAY

[airenyah]

I JUST THREW MY LAPTOP WHY ARE THEY USING THE BAD BUDDY INTRO VERSION OF OUR SONG AS BACKGROUND MUSIC AT THE END OF EP3 [2/4] IN MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT LITERALLY THAT'S ILLEGAL????????

[wibble-wobbegong]

BUJOMOSS JUST LIKE MY POST LOSING IT OVER NOAH SCHNAPP. WHAT THE FUCK

[nonbinary-kaz]

someone tell me why Sins of the Father is the fic y'all like...

[fridayyy-13th]

is my first thousand-note post going to be the two trucks physics post. is it. it’s like at 973 right now and has very much breached my circle of the hellsite

[saint-bestial]

why did the fucking smilodonboy post get 50+ notes hello

[whatever-dude]

...absolutely hated that flyer scoring on flower. hated it. awful. flower i am so sorry

[st-severus]

the post i made with a typo has notes send help

[thelikesoffinn]

I - Uh. Excuse me? 🥲

pov: you’re in a horror movie

1. create your own look here

2. find out what role you are here

I kind of love the result I got :)

no pressure tags: @foodiewithdahoodie @queereldritch @elhaspowers @gothbower @ohfallingdisco @josephandjamie @josephfakingquinn @johnsimms @cuethemulti @can-of-pringles @loki-is-my-kink-awakening @nebulousfishgills @mimisempai @thelostsisters @lokisgoodgirl @cultofsheep @onesmainbitch @jcbbby @whumpzone @catboysienna @lussiane333 @erdarielthewhumper @abitofboth @galactic-magick @llywenn @chaos-monkeyy @highwarlockofphilly (only if you feel like playing, no pressure or anything 🥰)

if I didn’t tag you and you’d love to join, please don’t hesitate to do so. I’d love to see the results you got. everybody is welcome!

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again