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You ever just look at a character and think “he’d look so good bound, gagged and helpless?”

[pleasantly-painful-fiction]

Whumpees overwhelmed by all the lights, sounds, and festivities. 

Whumpees with bad memories of past holidays.

Whumpers using the holiday as an excuse for a special punishment setting. 

Whumpees unable to be with their friends and family like they usually are during the holidays. Maybe they even miss festive activities they used to hate or wish they could see those annoying relatives that always annoyed them this time of year. Swearing they would never complain about any of it ever again if they could just go home. 

Whumpers using holiday decorations as tools of punishment: strangling whumpees with christmas lights, stabbing whumpees with sharpened candy canes, forcing whumpees to walk on broken ornaments, etc. 

Recovering whumpees feeling frustrated with themselves because they can’t get into the holiday spirit and celebrate like they used to, and it feels like they’re ruining everyone else’s holidays.

Whumpees frustrated with themselves because they think they ruined a holiday party or activity with their panic attacks. 

Whumpees left out in the cold. Whumpees shivering in a drafty shed or tied up outside like a dog. Even better (worse?), the whumpee has a view of everyone else inside enjoying the warmth of the fire, good food, and fun celebrations.

Whumpees triggered by Christmas music because whumper always played Christmas music during punishments. Maybe it was always super cheerful Christmas music or a popular song that’s played everywhere during the holidays. 

Whumpee feeling guilty for not being up to celebrating with friends and family this year, for not having the money or opportunity to buy anyone gifts, or for needing space and time alone when they’re supposed to be with family. 

Caretakers who tried really hard to prepare something fun for whumpee (a holiday tradition they used to love or inviting lots of friends over) and feel hurt and confused when whumpee wants nothing to do with it. 

Sole survivor whumpees facing the holidays alone.

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You've heard of: singing silly songs to your pet

Now get ready for: defiant whumpees singing silly songs about how their whumper is an asshole Bonus: Whumper is listening behind the corner.

[calware]

"why eridan da bus driver all of da sudden" has had such an impact on me. every time time this trope happens in a fic it pops into my head. why is sollux the EMT in this dirk whump hospital AU

[tildeathiwillwrite]

Whump Dialogue #1: Delirious

"Has... has anyone told you that you're like... really pretty?"

"Clearly nobody told me you become flirty when delirious."

"I'm... imnot... deliriush...."

"Eat the damn soup."

[ncoincidences]

What would absolutely, irrevocably, break Sirius Black?

Considering canon, he can survive:

The death of his best friends. It causes him immense grief, which he channels into rage. Still, he manages to track down Peter pretty quickly (whether that says less about him and more about Peter's evasion skills is yet to be determined, but considering Peter managed to evade detection or even suspicion for 12 years, I'd like to give him some credit).

12 years of Azkaban, i.e. 12 years of mental torture by dementors who pull out his worst memories to the front of his mind (indicating he has incredible resilience of mind and willpower)

a year back inside his childhood home, which brings out the worst in him — but he manages to remain cheery for the kids, as seen during Christmas time. if we take a moment to consider that his memories of Grimmauld Place would've haunted him in Azkaban as well, returning back to the place is like salt and lemon on the wound, and would further enhance his memories. Leaving him in worse mental health.

living on the run and hiding in caves - to be in survival mode AND still have your full attention on your godson speaks even more about his mental strength, PLUS, he would have been so bored but he chose to abandon the tropical beach dream and return to give Godfatherly advice <3

CONCLUSION: Nothing (nearly) can break Sirius.

But, I have a few suggestions.

Returning back to Azkaban. Perhaps during OOTP he's caught again, and arrested without trials because the Ministry is too busy worrying about Voldemort to give out the Dementor's Kiss yet. He's already at his worst. Returning back would mean he failed Harry. It would bring his ghosts back to life.

Losing Harry. He's whom Sirius risks everything for.

Harry hating him. Don't get me wrong... Harry adores this guy. But what if... Harry's letters lessen. Misunderstandings. Sirius concluding that maybe he just isn't the right godfatherly figure for Harry.

Becoming bed-ridden. Hear me out. Not being able to fight is his source of annoyance during OOTP, BUT, what if he isn't able to do basic tasks? Now, he's a liability. He has to be taken care for. He can't physically protect Harry or fight against those who hurt him. Add that to being stuck in Grimmauld Place. I think he'd go incredibly sullen, and if it's for a prolonged period of time AND Harry has to be at Hogwarts - he'd be in a really low mood.

Stuck in Grimmauld Place with Harry. I know Harry thinks about begging Sirius to live with him instead during Umbridge's reign at Hogwarts, but it really would be a bad fate for the two of them. While initially they'd feel better at getting to be close to each other, the boredom and despair would drive them up the wall. Sirius might feel guilt at Harry not being able to complete his education (if that were the case). They'd be bored out of their minds. Sirius wouldn't want Harry to see the worst of him and would retreat away. Sirius would hate that Harry is spending his teen years at the worst place imaginable in his eyes, and blame himself for it. Additional slightly crack idea:

Turns out, his parents didn't die. They were just taking a few years off in the Italian countryside. What are a bunch of freaks doing in their house?

If you have more suggestions, feel free to drop in! Plus, if you'd like to use these as prompts, tag me with whatever you come up with <3

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Trigger warning: mention of sexual assault, dark fantasy

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Random Prompts 12:

"If you die, I'll destroy the world. If I die, I'd cry tears of joy."

"I can't live in a world without you anymore. I don't know how I managed to survive without you."

"You... You're the most important person in my life. You know that, right?" "Why?"

"Do you think getting matching tombstones is tacky?" "Depends. Can they be clear glass and positioned next to our enemies?" "See? This is why we're married."

"Why the hell are you here? I told you-" "You left me alone with a cryptic fucking note, of course I tracked you!"

"Are you okay?" "Hm? Yeah." "You've been staring at your reflection for half an hour." "Oh."

"Do you think about dying?" "Not really. I don't want to think about it yet."

"Can we even... I thought you had a partner?" "No? Who gave you that idea?"

"If I happened to steal your entire wardrobe while you're gone this weekend, what would you do?" "Steal it back." "Not an option." "Is this an excuse to take me shopping? Because it sounds like one."

"Oh, don't be such a baby, it's just a little glitter!" "Yes. For you, not me. Do not touch me."

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