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larluce · 5 months ago

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Arthur and Merlin travel back in time without knowing the other is from the future too AU

I'll be putting the tag list at the end now ❤️

LINKS TO THE OTHER PARTS OF THIS AU HERE: PART 1 , PART 2 , PART 3 , PART 4 , PART 5 , PART 6 , PART 7 , PART 8 , PART 9 , PART 10 , PART 11 , PART 12 , PART 13 , PART 14 , PART 15 , PART 16 , PART 17 , PART 18 , PART 19 , PART 20 , PART 21 , PART 22 , PART 23 , PART 24 , PART 25 , PART 26 , PART 27 (You're here) , PART 28

Merlin: (thinking, reciting Gaius words) Deny, be submissive, be respectful. Deny, be submissive, be respectful (enters the throne room and bows) Did you call for me, Sire?

Uther: (siting on his throne, pulls out the neckerchief and asks very serious) Do you recognise this.

Merlin: (thinking) Straight to the point then... (pretends to analyse the item and then says) No, I don't believe so, Sire.

Uther: Are you sure?

Merlin: Pretty sure. I've never seen it in my life.

Uther: (puts the clothing back in his pocket) This clothing is part of a serious investigation, so I wanted to make sure.

Merlin: A investigation, Sire?

Uther: Early in the morning this clothing was found deep in the woods with dry blood stains. There were some blood stains on the ground nearby too.

Merlin: Oh... Well, good luck with your investigation then, Sire. 😅 (smiles nervous, thinking) Deny, be submissive, be respectful. Deny, be submissive, be respectful.

Uther: And more recently the bodies of Aulfric and Sophia Tirmawr were found.

Merlin: (confused) What? 😨

Uther: They are sending the corpses to Gaius to analyse them as we speak.

Merlin: (between worried and confused, to himself) But... that's not possible. (thinking) Or is it?

Uther: And why would that not be possible? 🤨

Merlin: (thinking) Shit! (says, trying to stay calm) Because I saw them leave Camelot with Arthur, Sire. They should've been away long ago. Why would someone kill them? Are you… Are you sure it’s them, Sire? (thinking) Deny, be submissive, be respectful. Deny, be submissive, be respectful.

Uther: (thinking) I never said they were killed (says) They could've died in the way. Who knows? Robbers, landslides, wild beasts. There are many hidden dangers on a road trip.

Merlin: Exactly! Maybe even the raiders that sacked their home?

Uther: (laughs dryly) Incredible… you dare to lie to the King right in front of his face. You don't fear the consequences at all.

Merlin: Why would I fear that, Sire? (thinking) Deny, be submissive, be respectful. Deny, be submissive, be respectful.

Uther: Do not insult my intelligence, I'm not Arthur. If you had told me that the garment was yours but you didn't know how it'd got there, I would've believed you. That would've confirmed what Gaius told me about you. That you are a boy without guile and malice, because that is what an honest and pure-hearted person would have said. They would've told the truth even though that would've put them under suspicion because they would trust in their own innocence. But you did the opposite, you denied that this was yours, which shows that you are not only cunning but also calculating. I do not blame you for lying, any wise person would avoid having any connection with murder case's evidence. The thing is that only a person who is aware that a murder occurred would do so, because if Sophia and her father had really left as you say then you wouldn't have seen the need to lie.

Merlin: (thinking, between nervous an impressed)I always wondered how he managed to almost erradicate the entire magic user community, the dragons and almost all the dragonlords. Now I know, he's very fucking smart! Okay, Merlin, just stick to the plan. Deny, be submissive, be respectful. Deny, be submissive, be respectful.(says) Or maybe the neckerchief really is not mine, Sire.

Uther: (enraged, he hits the throne and stands up) Stop lying to your King! Stop thinking you're so clever and disrespecting me! (pulls out the neckerchief and walks to Merlin) I know for a fact that this neckerchief is yours. It’s the only thing I knew for sure before you entered this room. And before you spout any more lies from that vile and poisonous tongue of yours, I can also prove it. (stops infront of Merlin) The first thing I did upon receiving this neckerchief was to research this fabric. This color is something only royalty uses, but there are many royal families in Albion, so each royal family has a different embroidery pattern so they can differentiate their belongings from other royals, and this fabric! (raises the cloth in a fist) was made especially for the Pendragon royal family. This is something only I or my son could wear. It goes without saying that this does not belong to me or Arthur. And before you come up with another pathetic excuse to defend yourself, I'll tell you that each batch that the fabrics are dyed with is not only expensive, but limited. Only a certain amount of purple dye is made each year so only a few yards of fabric are dyed. That's why the yards of fabric my son and I received are all recorded. (takes out log book and opens it) In the last year I received 4 meters of fabric, Arthur 2 meters, of which he used to make a tunic and... guess what he did with the leftover? A neckerchief (closes book and puts it back in his pocket)

Merlin: ...

Uther: So what do you have to say for yourself now?

Merlin: (thinking) Deny, be submissive, be respectful. Deny, be submissive, be respectful. (says in the calmest voice he can) I don't know what you want me to say, Sire. It seems like you already decided I'm guilty.

Uther: (drops the neckerchief and lifts his sword at Merlin, threatening) Where are Aulfric and Sophia?

Merlin: (thinking) Deny, be submissive, be respectful! Deny, be submissive, be respectful! (says) Didn't you just say you found the bodies, Sire?

Uther: (raises his voice) Don't play dumb with me! You knew they weren't found! Where did you hide them?!

Merlin: I didn't kill them!

Uther: One more lie and I'll cut your throat! At first I thought you were just some peasant after some coins, but your ambition was way bigger, wasn't it?

Merlin: (thinking) Deny, be submissive, be respectful! Deny, be submissive, be respectful!

Uther: And, since Lady Sophia was getting in the way of your plans, you got rid of her! An innocent, lovely lady-

Merlin: Oh, please! She was anything but innocent.

Uther: (can't believe the audacity) What?

Merlin: (thinking) Fuck! Deny, be... how was it? (says) I mean, how do you know she was innocent, Sire? You are SO suspicious of me, and yet didn't bother to corroborate Aulfric's story was true at all! "We are from Tirmawr and our home was sacked by raiders, boo", really? Anybody could enter the castle claiming they're nobels like that! But sure, lets invite these outsiders we've never seen in our lifes. What do we have to be afraid of? It's not like we are someone important like royalty and recieve assesinations attemps on a daily basis! (composes himself)... Sire.

Uther: (lets out a small laugh of triumph) So that's the excuse you gave Arthur! That they were impostors that were trying to kill him, so that he would cover for you.

Merlin: No! I'm just saying they could've been-

Uther: If Sophia really wanted to kill the Prince of Camelot she would've waited til they were alone at their honeymoon. Yet she ran away, because YOU humiliated her! And do you really want me to believe Arthur wouldn't be able to defend himself of a defenseless young lady and an old man? Arthur, a trained knight!.

Merlin: (thinking, trying very hard no to explode) Submissive and respectful. Stay submissive and repectful (says, gritting his teeth) I'm just saying first impressions aren't always the right ones and it's not wise to understimate people even if they look harmless, Your Majesty.

Uther: Oh, I'm definitely not going to understimate you. (sheaths his sword) I heard what I needed to hear. You're days here in Camelot are over. You are going to go back to your stinky little village with nothing but what you're wearing and never return!

Merlin: (shouts, alarmed) What?! You can't do that! You can't separate me from Arthur!

Uther: (shouts back) I'm the king, so yes I can! And if you dare to cross the border you'll be executed immediately. I'm never letting you near my son again!

Merlin: (his face contorts with disbelief, anguish and anger, thinking) Deny-submi-respec-FUCK IT, FUCK IT ALL! (suddenly, he laughs and laughs and laughs, saying) You are so, SO funny!

Uther: (surprised at his reaction, but says very serious) I don't recall saying anything funny.

Merlin: (Stops laughing) Sorry, let me correct myself. You are SO SCARED it's funny.

Uther: ...What?

Merlin: You say you are so certain I killed Aulfric and Sophia, but instead of just arresting and execute me for murder, you had to lock up Arthur in the dungeons for what? To make this stupid test and then threaten to do stuff you can't actually do, because you know Arthur wouldn't allow it! The truth is, Uther Pendragon, you can't do ANYTHING to me. You can't HURT me.

Uther: (slaps Merlin, furious)

Meanwhile, with Arthur in the dungeons.

Arthur: (trying to force the door open) Come on. Come on!

Sir Innprudence: (from the celd beside) It's useless, Sire. We tried.

Sir Ewan: (from the celd in the other side) No, we didn't!

Sir Innprudence: Right, we didn't, because that's wrong.

Arthur: What are you doing here?

Sir Ewan: You sent us here, Sire.

Sir Innprudence: And it's being a nightmare! I miss my family and friends. I'm starting to forget their faces! 😭

Arthur: You've just been here for a day. 😒

Sir Innprudence: But you've been here for less than an hour and you're trying to escape, sire.

Sir Ewan: (scolds) Innprudence! 😠 (to Arthur) I'm sure that's not what you were really doing, Sire.😅

Arthur: No, that's exactly what I'm doing. My father is planning to do something to Merlin, I don't know what, but if he had to imprisoned me here to do it, it mustn't be good. I have to get out, now!

Sir Innprudence: Well, I have a little spoon here, Sire. Maybe we could use it to make a hole in the wall-

Arthur: That would take years!

Sir Ewan: I managed to make a stick with a little hook to try to grab the keys, but the guards that have them are too far.

Arthur: So it's pointless.

Sir Ewan: ...yeah.

Arthur: (exasperated, to the ceiling) Can't I have a useful knight for once? Just once!

Sir Ewan: I'm sorry, Sire.

Sir Innprudence: There isn't really much we can do. The King's will is above anyone else's.

Arthur: (to himself, whispering) The King... (calls out one of the guards) Hey, you! Come here! Your future King is talking to you!

Guard: (comes) Do you need something, Sire?

Arthur: I demand to be release this instant.

Guard: That's not possible, Sire. The King-

Arthur: Your King now.

Guard: ...Excuse me, Sire?

Arthur: My father won't be King forever. And, once he passes, I'll be your King. A King who will remember this very day when he was imprisoned against his will. And guess who is going to be the first to receive my rage?

Guard: ...

Arthur: However, if you help me out now. Rage will be replaced by gratitude that will come in the form of lands, money... or even status. More than enough for you and your family.

Guard: (tempted, but scared) Sire... please. I can't disobey the King. It's treason.

Arthur: What are you talking about? You didn't disobey the King. I got a hold of you and you fighted hard, but I'm a very skilled knight, so I managed to knock you out and that's when a took your keys and escaped.

Guard: ...

Arthur: So? The keys?

Guard: (pulling out the key, still doubtful) But... if the King finds out...

Arthur: (smiles, reassuring) He won't find out. I'll make it believable. (extends his hand) The keys.

Guard: (extends the hand with the keys)

Arthur: (pulls his arm instead and hits his head with the iron bars)

Guard: (falls to the floor, unconscious)

Arthur: I told I'd make it believable. (takes the keys and opens the cell) Thank you. (leaves running)

Sir Innprudence: Wait! Sire!

Sir Ewan: You forgot about us! Sire!

Sir Innprudence: ...

Sir Ewan:...

Sir Innprudence: Hey, I think your stick might work now. He left the keys there.

Back at the throne room.

Merlin: (brings a hand to his cheek, eyes wide in shock and offended)

Uther: (with barely contained fury and hatred) Until you finally showed your real face, scum. Who do you think you are to speak to me like that? You are nothing but a serving boy!

Merlin: I'm much more than that.

Uther: (red with fury) How dare you? (shouts) You are speaking to your King!

Merlin: (shouts back) You are NOT my King! Arthur is. And he will be a better and more worthy king that you ever were.

Uther: (about to slap him again)

Merlin: (stops Uther's hand by holding his wrist midway) I don't think so.

Uther: (even more red with fury) You! Little- (brings a hand to his chest suddenly in pain)

Merlin: (all his boldness gone) Sire?

Uther: (twitches and falls to the ground)

Merlin: (in panic) Sire! (kneels and starts checking him frantic, but there is no response and thinks) Oh, Gods! OH GODS! I killed him. I killed the King! No, no, no, no, no! This wasn't supposed to happen so soon! What have I done?! Am I mad? Why did I say all those things? I think I believed he was Uther's ghost for a second. Well, he is a ghost now... NO! He can't be dead! Arthur will be devasted! He can't be dead! Please, please, please, wake up!

Arthur: (opens the door with force and enters, frantic and worried) Merlin! (stares in shock at the scene before him)

Merlin: (looks up in panic and tears of desperation and guilt run down his eyes) Arthur, I-I don't what happened-I didn't-I didn't mean to. He was...and then I...I'm so sorry!

Arthur: (walks to Merlin in silence)

Merlin: (in more panic) I swear on my mother's life I didn't think this would happen. Arthur, please, belie-

Arthur: (kneels and hugs Merlin)

Merlin: ...

Arthur: (pulls away just enough so he looks at Merlin in the eye) Are you alright? He didn't do anything to you?

Merlin: (confused) Uhm... not really.

Arthur: (cups Merlin's face with one hand and hardens his features) He hit you.

Merlin: (getting out of his stupor) It's nothing. But, Arthur, your father! (points at Uther, alarmed)

Arthur: (gives Uther a glance in silence. Then stands up, pulling Merlin with him and calls out) Guards!

Guards: (enter)

Arthur: The King fainted. Bring the Court Physician inmediatly.

Guards: (worried) Yes, Sire (leave quickly)

Merlin: (thinking, a strange feeling in his guts) How... how is that the guards seemed more worried than Arthur himself?

...

Let's remeber this happened before the events of "To kill a King" and "La Morte d'Arthur", so no, Uther didn't die. But how did Merlin get away with insulting and almost killing the King? What did Arthur do? You can make your guesses in the comments ☺️

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f1byjessie · 1 year ago

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HE LIKES MY AMERICAN SMILE ━━ OP81.

love is a wild ride, and logan sargeant's sister is about to find this out the hard way.

( oscar piastri x sargeant!reader )

━━ part seven.

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With Oscar by your side, time passes quickly. You don’t bring up that the first night you shared a bed, you’d woken up in the morning with his arm wrapped around your waist and his breath tickling the back of your neck, and you certainly don’t mention that he’d practically whined in his sleep when you’d slipped out of his grasp. It doesn’t happen again, but there’s a part of you hoping that it does.

The days blend together into a haze of happiness, laughter, and exploring the beauty of Monaco. Lando shows you the best spots— a garden just off the Monte Carlo marina, a famous nightclub that takes your breath away, and a small cafe at the edge of the city that overlooks it all.

Things are good, great even, but you can’t help but feel like there’s still some distance between you and Oscar despite his reassurance that everything is fine.

When New Year’s Eve— and subsequently your birthday— arrives, you’re awoken to a flurry of texts. Your parents have both sent sweet messages wishing you the best, Sophia has left a voice message with sounds of traffic in the background telling you she’s planning to get wasted and if you do too then you can just pretend you’re wasted together, and Dalton has made a group chat with you and Logan and has spammed you both with pictures of yourselves from across the years.

Oscar’s already gone, and his side of the bed is cold, so you take your time responding to them all and then shoot off a message of your own to Logan before getting up. It’s your first time not celebrating with your brother, and it feels strange knowing that you won’t get to see him today, but you’re excited nonetheless for the plans Lando and the other drivers in Monaco have organized for New Year’s Eve.

The day passes by lazily. Lando and Oscar both greet you with birthday wishes when you make your way down to the living room and then they present to you a feast for breakfast, which you realize is the reason Oscar was awake so much earlier than you. It’s the best breakfast you’ve ever had, mostly because they make fools of themselves retelling how many times they had to scrap the failed waffles until they got it right. You spend lunch at a place close by, joined by Alex and Lily who have flown in for the New Year, and then the rest of the afternoon you wait around at Lando’s place passing the time watching the boys play games on the TV and helping either of them cheat when asked.

You’re happy.

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Lando finds you as you’re getting ready, putting the final touches on your makeup. He enters when you tell him to, and then leans against the bathroom counter for a moment just staring at you before you quirk an eyebrow at him.

“How are things going between you and Oscar?”

You lower the mascara wand and shrug, “I mean, it’s good.”

“But?” He prompts.

“But I feel like he’s still… being weird?” You slip the wand back into the mascara tube and then tuck it back into your bag. “I don’t know. Maybe we were a bit too realistic with the whole ‘making him jealous’ thing, and now he believes you’ve stuck your claim and he’s distancing himself because he doesn’t want to step on your toes or something.”

Lando snorts, “As if. I made him share a room with you, how does that in any way imply that I’m trying to stake my claim on you?”

You run a hand through your hair because you can’t run it down your face without ruining your freshly done makeup, and heave a sigh. “Then maybe he just isn’t actually interested in me at all, and I was right about him wanting to pretend the kiss never happened.”

He hums, then nods once, twice, a third time, and finally leaves the bathroom without another word.

When you finally follow him down, a number of people have already arrived— Alex and Lily are among them, and you greet them again with smiles and hugs. You’re introduced to Max Fewtrell, one of Lando’s close friends, and then you’re dragged away by Lily to hang out in the corner of the living room as the house begins to fill with current and former drivers alike.

“It’s a sausage fest,” she jokes, and you laugh beside her.

You both make conversation for a while, catching up on her and Alex’s holiday spent in California with her family and then talking about your own in Florida with yours. She asks how Logan’s doing, and you tell her that he’s well, but he’s really motivated and wants the chance to prove himself in the 2024 season already.

“I think the online discourse about whether or not he deserved a seat got to him a bit,” you admit. “But I know he can show them that there’s a reason he was chosen.”

Lily nods. “Me and Alex have faith in him too. It was his rookie year and he was in a Williams of all things. Like you said, there was a reason he was chosen, he just needs the opportunity to show the world that.”

You jump from topic to topic for a little while longer, until you excuse yourself to go find where Lando and Oscar have run off to. The guests have all arrived from the looks of it, and while a number of them all know each other already and have split off into groups to stay entertained, you’re not sure exactly how you’re meant to handle things on your own when it isn’t even your house—

“I mean, it’s fine, yeah? It’s just awkward with her, I guess.” You pause. The door to you and Oscar’s shared room is ajar and Oscar’s voice is just barely audible over the sound of music and chatter filtering up from downstairs.

“Why d’you say that? It’s just Y/N.” Lando’s voice follows.

You press yourself up against the wall, heart pounding in your chest at the sound of your name. You can’t see anything, and that almost makes it worse— imagining what their faces look like as they talk about you.

“Just that it’s weird sleeping next to her, and I feel like I’m always having to walk on glass around her. I’m trying to make things normal again, but I don’t think I can. I don’t know how I’m supposed to keep being friends with her. How can I look her in the face, knowing what happened?”

You can physically feel the dread settle into your stomach. Your heart clenches painfully in your chest and it’s like your blood has turned to ice in your veins. Your face feels warm, but the rest of your body feels cold, and suddenly it’s as though your ribcage has become too small for your lungs.

As quietly as you can, you scurry away from the door, across the distance of the hallway, and then down the stairs. Instead of turning into the living room where everyone else has gathered, their laughter and conversations a jumbled bubble of noise that makes your chest feel even tighter, you leave through the front door just as you feel tears begin to fall.

It’s worrying how frequently this has become an occurrence for you— crying because of Oscar.

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━━ a/n: ahhhh i'm sorry i cannot let them be happy!! also, wrote this really fast and struggled a bit because i genuinely couldn't decide if it was just too fast paced or not, so i apologize if it seems rushed or if there are any mistakes editing wise that i missed!

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afterglowsainz · 6 months ago

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august | pedri gonzalez

summary: in which pedri was never yours to begin with

fc: sophia birlem

a/n: quick short fic that has been in my drafts for so long you have no idea. anyway, what month is it?

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Loyalties chapter 7

Loyalties Masterlist

CW: check the main master list for warnings

Bambi sat at her desk, staring at the encrypted email. Her eye twitches just a bit as she rereads it over and over again. In her mind, she knew that this peace wouldn't last. In their world where demons make shit shake, peace never lasts. It comes in fleeting moments once you're made aware, and the moments you get, you have to make the most of it.

Miss Bambi,

I hope this message finds you well. We know that we can not contact your father directly anymore and that you're all laying low, but we need direction. One of our associates is in danger of being flipped. They were caught up in the raid at the estate in South America. One of our guys on the inside wants to know if they should act preemptively and dispose of them or get them out.

We also need funds to bribe a few gangs to turn a blind eye for a few things here in L.A. and to set up a new supply route. I know that Madame Carrie wanted to keep you far away from that particular mess of jobs, but her chosen replacement to look after it was just killed in a shootout and we need you or Master Malik to pick another one. I have attached a short list for you to vet through.

Lastly, I wish Miss Sophia and Miss Ananiah a happy seventh birthday on behalf of the Castello South Western Branch Pack. May God keep them.

-L

The email was the first in a laundry list of things to do. She was starting to regret not following her mother's ridiculous method of doing things. There was money to move around, branch packs and affiliate packs to pay, government bribes to keep track of and black mail to keep in order. On top of that, she had to help Aaron run a PR campaign for some fat cat that wanted to break into politics, and said cat was probably doing it for notoriety rather than making things better. Either way it was about to be a never ending goddamn list of things to do.

And that was before she had to start coordinating their public lives and appearances.

She got to work looking through the list of captured people from the raid. Most of the people were factory workers, putting together whatever illegal weapons that were being secretly ordered by less powerful governments. Her eyes scanned the list looking for the project managers of the group. On a separate screen she had a list of dead that was accounted for from the raid. Protocol for all project managers dictates that should they be endangered of being apprehended, they are to kill themselves. Out of the twenty project managers, only two were alive and one of them was reassigned two days before the raid. The other, a poor soul named Marcus, was the one caught.

Bambi remembered Marcus, he was a sweet and doting beta that followed her mother around like a lost puppy. When he wasn't doting on her mother, or overseeing numerous projects that were top secret, he could be found doting on Bambi. He was her favorite worker, always bringing her new snacks from the places he visited when he traveled. He had kind eyes, a kind smile, and was absolutely ruthless in hand to hand combat. She had seen him take down men who were double his size.

‘Is it even possible to save him?’ She thought. ‘Or would it be better to kill him and keep everyone near him safe. Fuck what about the inside guy? Would he be caught if he was going to kill him? Shit now I gotta figure out if I'm about to put out an order to kill the inside guy too. Fucking fuck.’

Her phone chimes and lights up. It's her boot camp group chat.

Johnny: Bonnie 💖

Johnny: Bonnie lookit ur phone 😀

Kyle: 😒 it is 7am, she's probably sleep

Johnny: I need her to look so she can see the good morning text

Kyle: 🙄

Kyle: As opposed to just sending her good morning?

Bambi: can't you 2 argue in person? You all stay in the same apartment. 🤨🤨🤨

Johnny: GOOD MORNING BONNIE LASS 🥰

Bambi: morning Johnny

Johnny: wha do I gotsta do te get ye ta call me Lovie on tha regular?

Kyle: maybe she has to be cock drunk for that to happen?

Bambi: 🤨🙄😒

Kyle: idk Dove, personally I'm a bit peeved that I don't have a cute nickname yet.

Bambi: he earned his by being a munch.

Simon: I'm gonna hate asking. But what is a munch?

Bambi: hold up✋🏾, Kyle and Simon I didn't get a good morning before you both started speaking to me.

Kyle: sorry Dove. Good morning 🌄

Simon: …

Bambi: and so I blocked 🚫 Simon 🚫 again. Another hour of no talking to me.

Simon: …

Johnny: 😂

Kyle: you got plans today, Dove?

Bambi: yes. Contrary to what you all may think, I do have a job to do. 😩

Bambi: I'm not always out bar crawling or spending my time looking sexy. 😏

Simon: quit your job.

Kyle: Simon!

Bambi: I'm sorry what now

Simon: I said quit your job and pick up a hobby.

Johnny: Bonnie he's joking, I promise 😬

Bambi: whomst the fuck are you to even suggest I do that?

Simon: one of your soon to be alphas.

Kyle: Simon now would be a good time to backtrack and renege

Simon: why would we want our omega working when we can just provide for you?

Bambi: alright bet beloved 🙃

Johnny: wait, that donnae sound too good.

Bambi sat her phone down and ignored the messages from the group chat. She went back to her conundrum about Marcus and that whole situation. She estimated she had maybe twenty four more hours remaining since he had already been in custody for a while. After about twenty minutes of her phone being silent, she got another message, but it was private from John.

John: Sweetheart, I already spoke to Simon. What time are you done with work so that he can properly apologize?

Bambi: what do you mean?

John: I mean that he offended you, and he is going to apologize.

Bambi: are you making him?

John: No I am not. It's not an excuse, but Simon can be a bit rough on the edges. Mate has a habit of just being blunt and refusing social tact and just being bullheaded when it comes to his goals.

Bambi: and he can't say this to me?

John: He won't say it out right. He's stubborn that way. That stubbornness gets in the way.

Bambi: sounds like a him issue John.

Bambi: what did you say to him?

John: That he needed to have patience with you and that there's no rush to claim you right out.

John: He is worried.

Bambi: about?

John: We'll explain everything once we get the clearance to do so Sweetheart. I promise.

Bambi: I'm done with work at 2.

John: Perfect. Also, because I forgot. Good Morning Sweetheart.

Bambi: Good Morning to you too John. 💖

The promise of an apology didn't quell her anger at what Simon said, but it took the underlying sting from it. Seeing those words made her think of him. Made her think of a similar if not outright same argument she had surrounding her ninth month of courtship. She had been so angry then, being reminded of her fate to belong to another alpha, to be fucking stuck with no way out. College had opened her eyes and broadened her mind to what a normal life could be. She wasn't going to give that up so easily, that freedom that was on a ticking time bomb, that couldn't be defused. That bomb was strapped to her the day she was born from her mother. The timer was set the day her father had a finalized paternity test on him being her biological father.

The timer reached zero the moment she stepped out the door and left her mother to her fate. The same fate that would be waiting for her, waiting for any omega foolish enough to be born of her blood. A new bomb built and then carefully wired to her future omega son or daughter. Set to go off whenever it was convenient. Castello omegas were the only ones that could birth another blooded Castello, and she was the only one.

How great and how tragic to be this chalice that would pour out more people to suffer.

“BamBam!” Aaron stuck his head into her office, “Huh, it smells like agitation in here.” his nose twitched. “You good?”

“No, just working through the back end and backlog of family stuff.”

“Yeah, you do hate that don't you?” He plopped himself down on the couch across from her desk. Splayed out he looked like some old dainty woman suffering from heat. “Gosh, I feel like a wilting flower.”

“What do you want?” She laughed.

He waited for a moment, “Xavier wants to know if he's allowed back in the house.”

“I don't know, is he?”

“Bambi,” He sighed, “It's been two days since he acted out like that in front of your beau.”

“Okay and? I'm tired of him acting like he runs shit. Everything that happens here goes through me and is approved by Malik. Why can't he accept that?” Her eye twitched so bad, it felt like it could jump right out of her face. She stopped typing on her keyboard and turned to face Aaron completely. “Does he not respect me?” Her voice cracked a bit.

Aaron frowned as he sat up. He didn't like seeing his sister be this way. So much was already expected of her, had always been expected of her. He felt bad that she was groomed to take care of everyone else, and told that her needs were always going to be last in the grand scheme of things.

Growing up knowing that her leash would go from Antony directly to some preselected alpha that would have won the right to her. Their impeccable constitution was preferred rather than how much they loved her or would cherish her. It was just the luck of Aaron's silver tongue that he was able to cajole their father into even letting Bambi within ten feet of a college. Even then there had been heavy stipulations regarding her freedoms. Every club and activity had to be vetted, every friend thoroughly searched to the point where it felt perverted, her major was picked based on what would be beneficial to the pack at large. The small allowance of life that wasn't controlled was her little Instagram pages that documented her ups and downs, ins and outs.

Behind a screen name called Deerest Girl, Bambi Castello was allowed to be whatever her heart desired. She was a dancer, a poet, a model, a travel blogger, whatever her very soul wanted to be. All of it, perfectly edited, all faces cropped out and any damning information hidden, on display for her 3.5 thousand cult like followers. Her secret page, Princess_BamBam held her much more sordid thoughts. A messily curated collection and tomb to her reality. An ode to her steady death march towards the inevitable, but it served as a behind the scenes look at her. Good entertainment for her wider and more privy audience that were in the know of who she was.

A shame that her hobby of documenting herself was cut short for the sake of duty.

Aaron felt like he had a front row seat, a direct line of sight to her soul right now. What a great privilege it is to know Bambi and all of her different facets, public and private. All of them lovely no matter how bleak and dull some of them are, compared to the brilliance that she showed once she stepped foot out of her cage.

He took in a breath and thought carefully about his next sentence. He always had a way with shifting people's emotions in the direction he wanted them to go. Right now though, he knew that Bambi needed something he couldn't give her. He would settle on what he could give her though and hope it would be enough.

“Xavier cares for you. He cares for your safety, your future, and wants what's best for you.”

Bambi sniffled as she stared at her brother. “He doesn't respect me.” Why were her words landing on deaf ears? “I'm the pack’s dominant omega, I now have to keep tabs on the ten other families associated with us and every bit of information that gets filtered to our brother and Malik has given me orders to do what needs to be done. I don't have to run every little thing by Xavier, ever unless it deals directly with him.” She huffed trying to get the words out, "Least of all who I decide to entertain."

“It's more than that, Bambi. Until our father is in a box Malik will not be lead alpha to him and he will see everything you do as going outside of father’s wishes.” Aaron got up and knelt in front of her. He wiped away the few tears that escaped her.

“So I'm supposed to just work and follow the ideas of a man who isn't here, and do nothing else?” Bambi felt like the world was suddenly closing in on her. The omega inside of her was howling in pity at their plight. Her chest hurt.

“No, we just want you to rest when you can and be happy when you feel like it.” He offered a small smile.

Bambi looked away from Aaron. She grabs a tissue, blows her nose and sighs. “I gotta get back to work Aaron.”

“Okay BamBam, holler if you need me.” He pressed a kiss to her forehead before leaving.

They both knew his silver tongue didn't work this time.

Xoxo

It had been a while since John gave Simon a good dressing down and boy did Simon actually feel like a scolded child. He didn't understand why the older man wasn't itching to bite and claim their omega. On base, most packs would have found their omega or beta or a successfully bitched alpha and marked them before two weeks were up. Who the fuck even heard of a year long courtship? They were soldiers, when out in the field, not even thirty seconds of the future was promised, let alone the prospect of an entire year continuously.

“If you want her to like you, you have to put in the work Riley, you can't just order her around like that.” John used his last name and only did that when he was beyond disappointed. He then looked at Kyle and Johnny, “Same goes for you two too. Good sex and mutual attraction does not make a strong bond. It helps but it will not carry the bulk of the work to make this dynamic happen naturally.”

They all said yes sir and then Simon was dismissed to go figure out on his own how to make things right. He couldn't even get help from Johnny who was more charismatic with women, or Kyle who just somehow always understood emotions better. He knew he wasn't built for this. He wasn't built for anything other than killing and living for the mission and serving his country. Deep down though, his alpha grumbled at the thought of their omega being angry at him. An angry omega meant he wasn't doing his job right.

He was never good at accepting failure for any job he set out to do.

He took out his phone and read the time, it was a bit past eleven. Maybe enough time had gone by to where she would at least leave him on read if not answering him directly.

Simon: Can we talk?

Bambi: …

He smiled at the dots. It wasn't her outright ignoring him, but a small way to mirror him and his habit of acknowledgement. He took note of the lack of emojis that she was so fond of. He really was in the dog house.

Simon: Am I allowed to come to your home?Bambi: what for?

Simon: To pick you up and take you to your apology.

Bambi: …

Bambi: What's the dress code?

Simon: Wear something comfortable.

Bambi: okay. Here's my address. I'll let Liza know to let you in.

Simon: I'll be there at 3.

Bambi: okay Si.

Hopefully after this evening, they will have a better understanding of each other. Simon's phone dinged once more.

Bambi: Just because I'm going with you, doesn't mean I'm going to forgive you right away. 😤 now let me get back to work.

Simon: …

Bambi: don't get blocked 🚫

Simon smiled slightly at the little red block sign. That was most certainly next to his name in her phone. Looking at it, it kinda made him want to laugh.

Simon: Sure thing Princess

Bambi: 💖

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Wolfy’s favourites/inst au

summary: your and mason’s fans begin to suspect you of a romantic relationship and all…because of the dog

part 1!

there is part 2

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masonsfan2 she’s a popular blogger and also Sophia’s close friend!!

masonsfan1 i don’t think it’s Wolfy…Y/n and Mase don’t even know each other

masonsfan2 unm?? why not? i think they know, they have mutual friends 🤷‍♀️ Sophia and Kai could introduce them

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hi sophia!! I don’t know if you remember me but I just wanted to say hi 🥺 I hope you’re doing good babes.

who tf are you?? 🤨

BITCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME I COULD NEVER FORGET MY NI NI 🥹 i miss you baby i hope you're doing good too 💗

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hey please do that golden girls idea some day. it's one of my fave shows and umm I may have read some blanche/dorothy fanfics on ao3 before and I could def get behind the byler falling in love especially over late night cheesecake sessions. I'm such a dorothy irl and now I have to wonder who you see each of the orig 4 party members as?

my apologies for getting to this so late T_T

i would love to do the golden girls idea someday!! and it's definitely on the backburner if i need something fun to work on in-between other projects just because i think it'd be so fun to have Lucas, Dustin, Mike, and Will in a dynamic like that. and it'd be fun to write them as older like that and dealing with the complexities of aging. i have a bad habit of making ideas way too complicated though, and i'd want this to be a short one, so i'd probably do something like write one of the Golden Girls episodes but with these four?? i was thinking of that one where Rose is working at the tv station and gets Dorothy and Blanche to be on a segment but it turns out the segment's about lesbian life in the US or something like that? i think it'd be fun to put byler in that situation where maybe Dustin works at a tv station and gets them on for a segment and then it's them being interviewed about what it's like to be a gay couple in the US and they're both like "um but we're not a couple 🤨" but by the end they are :D

i am also a Dorothy T_T or, to put it more specifically, i was assigned Dorothy by my mom lol. i grew up watching that show with her, and she always said i reminded her of Dorothy, which i'd have to agree with.

as for the og party being assigned a Golden Girls character? hmmm i've thought a lot about this, and i don't have a clear-cut answer, mostly because Dustin and Will are my biggest problems.

i see Mike as Dorothy 100%. like he just Fits that personality and dynamic in the group, especially since she's kinda the de facto leader

and idk how to properly explain it, but i can see Lucas as Sophia. he's caring but also has his fair share of sarcasm. plus it's shown on numerous occasions that Sophia has her own life outside of the rest of the girls, and i feel like that fits Lucas too, especially in s4 when he's trying out new stuff

and here's where the problem comes in: in terms of archetypes, i don't think Will lines up clearly with any of them? like maybe Dorothy too, but can there be two Dorothys?? at least in terms of the dynamics of the show, i don't think so. plus, i don't see him as much of a Rose or a Blanche,,,,,like out of those two, i would go with Rose, but i don't think he really fits that personality too much?? like yeah he's kind and can be backhanded like her, but it doesn't sit right with me :/

but then Dustin i could see as either Rose or Blanche!! in terms of his level of care about having a girlfriend/what girls think of him, and in terms of his own stubbornness for his ideas, then yeah, he could be the Blanche,,,but i feel like he also fulfills the Rose position somewhat too? like he fits her character in terms of his earnestness and then subsequently becoming the butt of the joke because of that earnestness

....so this is all to say that i have too many thoughts on it and it's complicated. if i ever do get around to writing it, i probably wouldn't do the Golden Girl archetypes specifically and just write the characters as they are but older. but still!! this was such a fun thought exercise. it also makes me wanna watch the show some more :'D

anyway, thanks for stopping by!! you're always so nice and you have good taste only (as a fellow fob and gg fan 😌👊🏻)

thank you friend :] 💜💜💜

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My thoughts while watching…

It was a ✨trainwreck✨.

But… I didn’t mind it.

I’ve read the book, but i knew going into this that I had to separate the two works because then i’d end up pissed and irritated. I think it was a good call? the movie definitely leaves out a lot of the good juicy stuff from the books, but it’s got its own strengths.

Let’s get into it:

Agatha’s a good character. I think they might have missed the mark with her personality a bit though, cause she was the pettiest b!tch in the books. But i guess it works better with the movie’s vibe. and sofia wylie is actually gorgeous, i love her

Sophie was freaking perfect. i loved her character, miss sophia anne acted her ass off, and it paid off. Her character was better in the movie, imo. Don’t get me wrong, i loved sophie in the books, but they basically removed everything i didn’t like about her in the books out. so yes, love it.

Tedros was better than the book Tedros, but the bar was so low. it’s not that i didn’t like him, it’s just that the only times i really enjoyed him on screen was when he was with sophie or agatha. he had chemistry with both, i guess but his personality needed work. wanting “a girl that’s different from the rest” is not a personality trait netflix.

JUSTICE FOR GREGOR. that shit pissed me off!!! that man made me laugh more than everyone else, and they just killed him off for what 🤨

rafal is hot. his motivations were kind of confusing, but he fine so i gave him a pass

Lesso, Dovey, and Anemone were the best characters in the movie. there i said it. i guess getting older (i’m like 19 but whatever) means enjoying the adults in these movies more than them ratchet kids.

Ok, now the movie itself. If u had read the books before hand, it was maybe a lil disappointing, but over all it was pretty ok. if not, it was a little confusing.

that reverse uno ms. sophie served with the prom at the end of the movie was such a SERVE in the books. in the movie, i felt it was less impactful, which sucked.

The movie was over two hours long, but it still felt like it was missing so much of the story. I think this type of story requires a show. It needed more time to marinate.

I liked the relationship between agatha and sophie here. it didn’t feel forced, which was nice. the changes they made to the beginning of the story did wanders for their relationship, i think.

the side characters were good. unsurprisingly the ones at the school of evil were better by far. but i needed more of them. i loved hester, anadil, dot, and hort in the books. i feel like i barely got to see them :(

Lastly, am i the only one who thought the movie was a lil… heteronormative? Although Sophie and Agatha aren’t a couple in the books, there was always a… romantic undertone when it came to them. Maybe it’s just me, maybe i’m grasping here, but I needed a bit more gay 🤷🏾‍♀️

overall: 7/10. maybe 7.5 if u squint

P.S. Netflix needs to stop using these, quite frankly tired tracks for these movies. who else is lowkey sick of hearing olivia rodrigo or billie eilish every time a character decides to be a girl boss??? there are so many other perfectly good songs to use.

P.P.S. charlize come home the kids miss you.

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