#who the fuck am i cuddling with rn

[headacheshirt]

Me and the boys (gender neutral) huddling together for warmth in the tunnels under the Magnus Institute (London)

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[the-red-hoodlum]

killing people who don’t get an animals consent before touching them &/or ignore when animals are visibly uncomfortable with being touched.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

so there's this character. i always thought he looked kinda stupid and i never found him attractive. but, uh....

... has he always been this handsome?!

[i-am-a-fucking-nerd]

Embarrassing time in the tags

[softmeetscreatureplz]

Hhhhh. I need to. Irl cuddle people. But specifically the people in my phone who I am. So close to.

[rats0da]

GHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[samara444]

how much longer will you delay the life you deserve to live?

do you understand, theres a version of you RIGHT NOW whose sitting with your s/o all cuddled up, falling asleep in their arms, feeling safe and loved….while you are here fucking complaining??? theres a version of you right NOWW, whose getting princess treatment, everyone is falling in love with them, they feel so confident and happy in their body, so in love with their life, and you would rather be here WAITING and TRYING?? instead of HAVING MF??

theres literally a reality where YOU, not anyone else, but YOU. YOUR consciousness. whose out their enjoying every single thing that they wanted to have for years. they are sitting in their dream city, all relaxed and satisfied and happy, with a huge smile on their face, love and relief in their heart, looking around and wondering….damn i really made it didnt i, while you are out here looking around and wondering why it isnt here yet???

EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE ONCE YOUU DO. you need to stop fucking delaying your dream life. how much more do you want to wait? how many more techniques do you want to do? when are you going to have it man? because it can be next month, or in an year, or 5 years, or a decade. you can wait your whole life for it goddamnit….orrr…you can have it NOW. right now.

cut the bullshit man, but honestly who tf enjoys waiting? its iterally like that kendrick lyric im obsessed with rn "why you trolling like a bitch aint you tired" literally, ARENT YOU TIRED?? because i am. i amm fucking tired of continuing the same cycle of victimisation and limiting myself. its so much easier to just let go. let go of all these steps to do and techniques to try and time to wait on.

just CHOOSE. to have it. right now. what more can i say which already hasnt been mentioned here before? we have all read this before. we all know this man, so why tf arent we APPLYING?? so let me repeat myself one last time….how much more do you want to delay your dream life? its your choice. now or never.

-love, sam <3

[togament]

actual bendo moodboard

☾⋆⁺₊✧ help! i can't fall asleep ‧₊˚⋆✩. w/ the wind breaker boys

✿ featuring: haruka sakura, hayato suo, ren kaji, hajime umemiya, jo togame, yamato endo (first time writing endo! hihi) ✿ contains: comfort, fluff, gn!reader, established relationship, a lil suggestive (suo's and endo's part) ✿ a/n: why aren’t kaji’s and endo’s eyes closed in the banner? because they’re not getting any sleep tonight, that’s why! jk i just couldn’t find any pics ( ≧ᗜ≦) wishing you cuties to have sweet dreams of your favorite wb boi every night! ⟡ ✿ wc: 2k

— you can’t sleep, you say? well, your boyfriend believes he has the perfect remedy - and by that, he means himself.

ʚɞ suo -

you've always slept next to suo on your shared bed. until recently, he'd been coming home late due to his busy schedule and night patrols. 

the bed felt cold whenever he wasn't there with you, and it dawned on you as soon as you reached your hand out and felt the empty space next to you. as you tossed and turned, you realized that you can't get yourself to fall asleep without him.

suo came home a little while later and found you waiting for him by the couch, grasping his pillow which smelled faintly of him in your hands, his familiar scent enveloping you as you wrapped your arms around him and welcomed him home with a kiss. 

"hm, my little night owl can't sleep again? want me to make you some herbal tea?" he offered, laying down on the couch with you, a smile present on his face. you could tell he was tired, but he always put you first.

"no, hayato, want you..." you shyly responded. 

"how do you want me, love?" he asks in return. "like this?" he pins your wrist down on the couch with his hand and leans down to trail kisses on your collarbone. suo still hasn't lost his teasing side despite his exhaustion, it seems.

"you know what i mean..." as much as you wanted suo in all aspects, you knew that rest is important, too.

suo tucked your stray hair behind your ear. "can't fall asleep if i'm not beside you, huh?" he chuckled softly, as you nodded in response. 

"i want you...to come to bed, hayato." you pleaded, almost a whisper, feeling a wave of calm immerse you as soon as you felt suo's presence. suo hummed in response as your eyes slowly fluttered shut. you two never made it to bed and instead ended up sleeping on the couch, with you in suo's arms, while he held you tightly, showing you how dearly he missed you.

ʚɞ kaji -

you've accidentally overstayed at kaji's house because you were up late watching the concert livestream of your favorite band together, and now you two were in a heated debate over which song was performed the best, if it was his favorite, or yours. 

"okay, fine. your favorite song is better, ren. anyway, you're my favorite." you attempted to be sweet with your boyfriend, leaning your head on his shoulder and nuzzling your cheek against his. kaji sighs and pats your head softly in return. 

"go home already. it's past midnight." he closes his laptop that was streaming the end of the concert, and stood up from the floor, extending his hand to you and telling you that he'd bring you home, but you chose to stay seated and didn't move an inch. 

"i don't want to." you crossed your arms and pouted. 

"where are you going to sleep, then?" kaji looks down at you while anticipating a retort. once you had your mind set, there was no talking you out of it, it seems. 

"aren't you going to be a good boyfriend and offer your bed to me, ren?" you pitched the idea to kaji, who just furrowed his brows in frustration at your unwillingness to do what he asks of you. 

"don't you have your own bedroom? in your house?" he asks rhetorically, earning another huff from your lips. 

"it's not the same-!" you blush, wishing he would just offer his bed to you already. it's not like it's the first time you two shared a bed.

"fine, come here." kaji opens his blankets and leaps into his bed, leaving a small space for you, as you hopped into his blankets with him and snuggled closely into the back of his hoodie.

kaji turns over to look at you, and his sleepy gaze almost made your heart leap out of your chest. 

he had his headphones on, but you could hear a faint and familiar beat from it. you then realized that it was your favorite song playing. 

"is that my-" before you could finish, kaji put his headphones on you. 

"this reminds me of you, it usually helps me fall asleep..."

he takes in your surprised reaction from knowing that he thinks about you before going to bed. "okay, yeah. maybe your favorite song is better. anyway, you're my favorite, too." kaji admits to you. now you're so enamored with him that you think you won't let kaji get any sleep tonight, either. 

ʚɞ sakura - 

it's not the first time you've slept next to sakura, but for him it always feels like it's the first time. 

it took a little while for sakura to adjust to having a warm presence next to him while he sleeps, and this time he has tucked himself at the furthest corner of the futon, which may seem like he's avoiding you at first glance. 

don't get him wrong, he really loves you so much, it's just that he's feeling quite nuanced still, and is not sure how to get used to your affections.

"haru, you don't like sleeping beside me? why are you so far away?" you admittedly also had a difficult time adjusting, but for a different reason. it was because you wanted to cuddle up close next to sakura as you bask in his warmth and he heats you up like a furnace. although now, with him more than arm's reach away, your shared futon just felt cold and empty to you. 

"i can't fall asleep like this." you say as you roll yourself over to sakura, his body coming into contact with yours. 

"i can't fall asleep either when you're so close to me. i'm just..not used to sleeping beside anyone." he refused to face you, a bright red blush creeping up his cheeks. thankfully the lights were mostly turned off so you couldn't see it. 

"still? well, you better get used to it, because i'm not going to sleep until you hug me." you remarked.

sakura slowly turned to face you. "fine. just a hug, then?" he just wanted you to be able to sleep properly, so if it means getting himself to adjust quickly, then so be it.

"why? want to kiss me too?" you slyly responded, making his blush turn an even deeper shade. 

"i-if that's what it takes to get you to fall asleep, then fine!" he quickly pecks your lips then turns his back to you again, letting you hug him from behind and hold him in your arms. you giggle to yourself as you feel sakura ease into your touch, little by little. 

ʚɞ umemiya - 

umemiya knew you like the back of his hand. 

he knew you had trouble sleeping, and he'd never want you to stay up by yourself, so he often tried to match your sleep schedule. keyword: tried. the thing is, umemiya always ends up falling asleep no matter how hard he tries. being around you at night just always made him feel very calm and secure...and sleepy.

with heavy eyelids, umemiya tried his best to stay focused on the book he was reading, while you were seated in between his legs, caged in his arms, reading along with him. 

"i know you're really sleepy, haji. it's okay, let's continue tomorrow. you should rest, you had a long day today." you say in a soft voice. umemiya puts the book down on your lap, perching his chin on top of your head. 

"i wanted to stay up with you tonight." you swore you could feel him frown a little, as umemiya wanted to spend every waking moment with you, literally. 

in seconds, umemiya was half-asleep, forehead pressed against your shoulder while already dreaming about presenting you with his freshly sprouted batch of tomatoes from his garden. "for you, my gorgeous little petal..." he murmurs.

"aww, i love it, thank you, hajime! i see you're having dreams as sweet as you are too." you smiled and played along with him, moving back to position umemiya's head on the pillow and tucked him into bed, pressing gentle kisses on his face. 

"love you...beautiful...tomato..." umemiya mumbles while reaching for you with his eyes closed, and ends up pulling you in to lay on his chest. "your beautiful tomato loves you too." you cooed, seeing umemiya smile lovingly at you in his slumber. 

ʚɞ togame - 

the first time you spent the night at togame's, you insisted on sleeping in the living room, despite him hoping you'd want to sleep next to him in his bed. 

your hesitation had stemmed from a mixture of nerves and respect for his space, but now, as the night wore on, you found yourself yearning for his comforting presence.

you carefully entered togame's room and walked towards his bed. "jo?" you whispered and nudged his shoulder a little.

he slowly awakened, yawning and rubbing his eyes. normally, he would be annoyed if anyone tried to wake him up, but not you, you were the exception. he only looked at you with pure love in his eyes. 

togame looked so soft under the light of the moon, a gentle smile forming on his lips as he laid his sleepy green eyes on yours. "yes, my angel?" 

"...can i sleep in here with you?" you asked, clutching your pillow and blanket, knowing you can't go to sleep if you were to do so alone in the living room.

togame's smile widened, a knowing glint in his eyes. "yeah? you want to? i knew you wouldn't be able to stand sleeping in separate rooms. you'd miss me too much." he pulled you into his bed, pressing gentle kisses to your cheek and neck.  

"i do miss you, i guess." you admitted, melting into his embrace. 

"i missed you too. the bed felt too big without you." togame chuckled softly, wrapping his arms around you. 

you let out a small giggle as well. togame took up most of the bed with his tall form so him saying that the bed felt too big was kind of funny. "the sofa also felt too big without you." you told him.

you two laughed at your own silliness, as you initiated a little pillow fight with togame before he caged you in a tight hug. 

you eventually drifted off to sleep, cozily positioned between togame's arms, realizing that this was exactly where you were meant to be. sleeping beside him, on the bed (and not in the living room) together.

ʚɞ endo -

the reason you couldn't sleep these past few days is because of endo himself. you swore that tonight would be the night that you'd finally complete all eight hours. but of course, endo had other plans for you.

"oh, you won't be sleeping again tonight, pretty girl." you felt the mattress dip slightly as endo sat down beside your form which was curled up in your blankets, his presence as unavoidable as ever.

"again, yamato? we've been doing it for three nights straight now, you're insatiable." you hoped to set your boundaries with endo, but it seems he has no intentions of letting you rest. "you're like in heat or something." you add.

"but you love me and you give in to me anyway." endo chuckles softly, the sound both comforting and infuriating in its familiarity.

"i don't know, do i?" you responded, peeking out from under the covers to meet his mischievous gaze.

"well, you better admit it, or else no sleep for you tonight either." he said simply. you couldn't tell if endo was being serious or just joking.

"fine, i love you a little." you considered his words, the constant tug-of-war between his desire and your denial wearing you down. 

"just a little? you sure? it didn't seem like it last night when you were screaming my name." he leaned closer, his tattooed fingers gently brushing your cheek. 

"okay, maybe i love you a lot. just maybe." you roll your eyes and tried your best to resist yourself from smiling. 

"that's more like it." endo's eyes sparkled with triumph, but there was genuine affection there too, just for you.  

it made you realize that even if you did try and fulfill your eight hours of sleep right now, those eight hours would be filled with thoughts of endo. maybe you were as infatuated with him as he was with you too, just maybe. 

© kajibunny 2024 / all rights reserved

[rusalkaandtheshepherdgirl]

i'm *sad* y'all

[niniwritesxo]

nsfw alphabet - kang daeho (player 388)

(contains sexual content, mdni <3)

(these are all my opinion, if you disagree that’s totally fine, just dont interact w this fic xo)

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- dae-ho is such a sweetheart and i am convinced he thinks aftercare is the most important thing ever, he’ll do anything to make you comfortable afterwards. preparing you a nice warm bath, making you a sweet treat or just cuddle with you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- he loves his arms, especially when he flexes them so he can see his biceps/thriceps, his favorite part about you are your thighs and your ass (i just know he is a ass man)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- he has a breeding kink, he literally will thank you if you let him come inside. (hahaha going insane rn)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- he is a switch but loves when you dom him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- i think he has good experience, his bodycount is probably below 5 though.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- reverse cowgirl. (who said that)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- i feel like he would be kinda goofy, like cracking a little joke when something awkward happens.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- dae-ho is definitely shaves for you, he knows you hate bushes lol.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- oh he is hopelessly in love, he loves sharing these intimate moments with you because he absolutely adores you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- mutual masturbation 100%

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- praise, some degrading and in a way i feel like he would be such a good brat tamer (i am delusional)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- either the kitchen or the shower.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- praise.

‘just like that dae-ho, you feel so good, fuck.’

say that and he’ll go on for hours

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- spitting and slapping.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- dae-ho is a MUNCH, i just know he loooves going down on you, he loves pleasing you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- depends on how he is feeling, but i think it kinda switches between the two. (he’ll always make sure to ask you if it isn’t too rough)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- he doesn’t mind them but he would rather fuck you for hours straight.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- whenever you suggest something he’ll definitely try them out, he loves when you come with new ideas.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- i think he lasts LOOONG, he won’t stop until you at least came twice, doesn’t matter how long it has to take.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- maybe like a vibrator ON you, but that’s about it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- i think he is such a tease, joking about you whining and going insane over his touch.

‘you want to cum that bad sweetheart?’ he says grinning.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- he isn’t that loud but he is definitely whiny and needy, so you’ll probably hear him whimpering and grunting.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- he loves it when you call him daddy (he’ll probably call you mommy…anyways!)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on underneath those clothes)

- dae-ho is not big but kinda buff, like he is not that skinny and actually has some meat on his body (yummy)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- quick, he probably does something cute like make some tea for the both of you and falls asleep cuddling you.

thank you for reading lovely xo

[character-babblings]

mdni! 18+ only

possessive luke if you squint. i am once again breaking canon.

Luke Castellan vs Hades daughter.

she's a moody gal. she can easily come off as a brat but Like loves that. the way you'd literally ignore guys that weren't Luke always gave him a bit of a hard on. they way you'd just stare blankly at them before walking to Luke. Him smirking as you as you cuddle up into his side and rest your head on his shoulder. Kissing your forehead as you smile absentmindedly. "My good girl." he'll mumble to you.

i have a head canon about Luke dating stoner Hades daughter! reader (headcanon break don't come for me) where she has that cabin all to herself that Luke crashes at on occasion. shes got her little short that drive luke crazy and one of his shirts on. she's absolutely baked and she just smiles up at him lazily as he rests his hand on her chin.

"hi there." you whisper up a him with closed eyes and a pretty smile. his finger runs down your neck before tapping your nose as you giggle.

"hey pretty girl. you save some for me?" he asks as his hand holds your chin. you nod and roll onto your stomach. "i'm nice like that." you state. "oh yeah you are a nice girl aren't you?" he teases as he goes to light up. you're quick to sit up as you go to light it for him. he could moan at the gesture almost. "such a nice girl. why don't you go lay on the bed for me?" and as we've said. you're such a nice girl.

he takes one more hit before coming over to you. laying stomach down on the bed before slowly pulling off your shorts. "you know babe...i get the munchies when im high...and id like to eat my favorite meal. so be a good girl and wrap these thighs around my head,okay?"

GOD

anyway. so hades daughter who keeps to herself and doesn't like talking to any guy but luke. so when someone new arrives and tries to get in with you. you're quick to tell them who you're with. even going so far as introducing them to luke with a "this is my boyfriend, Luke Castellan," his name sounds so pretty in your mouth. you know what else makes pretty sounds, your mouth when you moan that name while he's laying absolutely pipe. fucking you sideways while your eyes roll back into your head, the little bit of makeup you wear running from when he borderline facefucked you because you decided you wanted to have an attitude because you were hungry. he's growling and groaning in your cabin yet again. "you're so pretty when you're being split open by my dick baby. this pussy is so warm. i never wanna pull out..."

(a/n would you believe me if i said i was ovulation rn. i'll probably discuss this more later.)

[sivyera]

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dom!ron weasley x sub!reader

summary: ron gets jealous and decides to finds out how good his enemy feels, his enemy who'd dating his big brother...

warnings: guys i reall wasn't holding back, just so you know. mean and dom ron and flirty/cocky fred, hateful sex, cheating (reader cheats on fred) cockwarming, chocking, reader is called slut and whore, reader is from slytherin, spanking, ass fingering,...

a/n: i'm thinking part 2 where ypu have a threesome, as an apology to my fred girlies who cheated on fred rn😭 forgive me my babies💗

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Ron would have never thought that he'll ever see his enemy so often, but after you, the slytherin princess, started dating his big brother, Fred, you were basically living with him! He saw you every morning, every afternoon, every night at HIS house! He thought he would enjoy his holiday but obviously he was very wrong. You and Fred actually clicked pretty quickly which was surprising since gryffindors and slytherins hated each other. Surprisingly you clicked with every other Weasley, except Ron...

But this night was different, Ron was pissed twice as much as normally because of whatever reason, but when he saw you sitting on Fred's lap on the couch with a blanket covering both of your laps, he knew something was off because you were surprisingly quiet when he entered the room. Whenever he entered the room, he heard some mean comment from you like "if brains were galleons, you’d still be too poor to buy a butterbeer" or "you’re like a broken broomstick—completely useless and destined to crash" but this night? this night it was quiet.

When his eyes fell on you, he saw how your face was buried in Fred's neck, your arms around his neck too, Fred's arms tightly around you while he kept talking to his twin brother, George. To everyone else it seemed like you were just resting, cuddling with your boyfriend while being very tired... but Ron hated you so much that he actually knew you better than anyone. He spent so much time looking at you, talking to you, insulting you, etc that he immediately noticed the small scrunch of your brows and how your hips just slightly shifted... But he needed some time to thought about it. This was until his eyes fell on Fred- he immediately smirked at his little brother, made porn-li face and buckled his hips up which coasted you to grip tight on his t-shirt.

It was like a little war between them, they communicated with their eyes. Fred was like "yea i'm having my cock buried deep inside my little girls pretty, tight, warm pussy and it feels fucking good, jealous much?" while Ron was more like "are you fucking serious?! right next to George? with our parents in the kitchen?!"

The thought and look of his brother cock-warming you was enough to make him shiver but when you lightly lift your head and looked at Ron through your half-opened needy eyes... his cock throbbed in his pants. It literally cried for attention, your attention.

But he just rolled his eyes as Fred and walked to the kitchen with his hand inconspicuously grabbing and adjusting his cock through his pants.

Around 2 am while everybody was sleeping, Ron was still in his room wide awake, with his cock twitching and throbbing and pre-cum leaking, thinking about the look you gave him. The more he imagined it in his head, the more his hips were buckling up against nothing. He imagined you down on your knees, right under him, the tip of his cock slowly tracing our pretty pink lips- or you bended over his knee while he would spank your pretty bubbly ass for being such a bitch to him- or your legs spread over his shoulders while he was fucking you so deep that you whined like a little bitch in heat...

The thought of you submitting to him, him having the control over you, giving you the payback you deserved after all these years of your mean but smart comments. Just the thought was enough to get him going.

Within seconds he (quietly) stormed into Fred's room, you of course so peacefully lying on the bed with him, one leg over the blanket which showed your pretty panties- that soft lace and little bow, that wine color hugging your hips so nicely...

He harshly grabbed your hand and pressed his palm over your mouth. Your wide, shocked eyes made his cock painfully hard and he couldn't take it anymore, he NEEDED you like immediately!

He pulled you out of the bed, making you stumble as he dragged you to his own room. You were so obedient, you maybe had sharp tongue but he always knew what a pussy you actually were. Your eyes were always submissive and... eyes don't lie.

He locked the door of his room so you can't escape him, pushed you on the bed and harshly grabbed your neck. His thumb softly pressed against your pulse point and he could actually feels how excited you were, What a slut.

"Fucking my brother in front of me? Fucking my brother on the sofa? You're such a fucking slut" He spitted while his eyes wondered up and down your body.

Your perky little tits pressing against his brother's shirt, your little panties already soaking wet, your legs naturally spreading for him so he could press his hard cock against you and finally get some relief he so desperately needed. When he saw you so spread and wet under him, with those fucking eyes looking at him- he wanted to destroy you, he wanted to destroy the prettiest little thing her ever saw which was you and your little needy cunt.

"Look at you.. you're dating my brother but your panties are soaking wet. Whore." He said harshly while his hips pressed against your warm, pulsing core. His thumb surprisingly softly caressed your lower lip where he put little pressure. "Open"

You were too stunned to speak but... you liked it, no you fucking loved it. Without really hesitating your lips slowly parted open. "Open up more and stick your tongue out, precious" He said firmly with his fingers lightly tightening around your neck.

When he saw your pretty cherry lips, your tongue and warm mouth opened just for him, his cock twitched and he knew he won't be able to hold back for much longer. He smirked and whispered something under his breath, probably what a slut you are, he seemed to like calling you like that, after you were his enemy, he hated your guts... right. He leaned closer while gathering his saliva in his mouth. He harshly lifted your head from his soft sheets and spitted into your mouth. He watched how the saliva slowly flowed down your tongue to your throat, making a warm spread in his belly.

"Now be a good girl and swallow." He said with a proud smirk spreading over his lips. You swallowed and it was actually his last straw.

He pulled you by your neck up to sit on the edge of his bed before he grabbed Fred's shirt and took it of. "I never wanna see that on your body again or I'm gonna tell Fred what a pretty bityh you're, understood?" Ron said firmly while he tossed Fred's shirt as far away as he could. When he saw you how you nodded your head, he scoffed and shook his own.

"No no no doll, I need to hear it, you have to speak" He said, almost like a warning because his eyes seemed dangerously serious.

"Yes, I understand..." You whispered softly while looking up at him with the sweetest eyes. He groaned when he saw the look in your eyes and his hips slowly rubbed against you.

"Yes who?" He asked, once again it was almost like a warning to not to disobedient him or it's gonna be bad. You almost felt stupid, you were always such a good girl but now you were forgetting the most basic rules... you felt ashamed, even more because the man who was about to fuck you, the man who held so much power over you all the fucking time was Ron Weasley. Ron wasn't just Harry Potter's sidekick, he was actually star in Hogwarts quadditch, just like Cedric. Also he changed through the years, from such cute ginger scared boy to the tall, strong, intimidating guy. You can't disobey him...

"Yes sir.." You said softly but also firmly and loud enough so he heard you crystal clear, so you don't disappoint him. He caught that and gave you a little stroke on your cheek with his thumb. "See? you can be a good girl... but you're still a fucking whore for cheating on your boyfriend." He replied while his big warm palms pushed you on the bed again. the impact making your little tits bounce a bit.

His palms moved over your deep collarbones to the soft flesh. Your lips let out the sweetest whimper which almost made him cream his pants.

Ron growled before grabbing your hips and turning you on your belly. "Head down, ass up, arms in front of you" He said on low tone as he helped you on your knees, stretching your arms above your head, pressing your face down to his sheets, arching your back, lifting your ass with his palms all over you.

His knee pushed your legs apart, his hard cock pressed onto your ass when he leaned down and very firmly said. "You're mine now, whenever I tell you- you came and do your fucking job. You're just a sex toy, just a slut so whenever I want, I'll use you and you'll listen. If not-..."

"I'll listen!! I'll listen, I promise... I'm a good girl, I know I'm a slut but-.. but I'm a good girl too!" You cut him off in mid-sentence because you were so so eager to prove him that you're a good girl...

He was so proud at you. Warm, deep chuckled escaped his throat when his hand softly patted your hip. "Yea.. good, that's good. Keep acting like this and I'll maybe stop calling you a slut." He mumbled while his eyes were glued to your spread cunt and ass that were still covered with your panties. There were already so wet just for him. His thumb softly brushed along your cunt.

Your whimpers and moans were the death of him. His eyes darkened before he grabbed your panties and ripped them apart. He watched your needy cunt, clenching around nothing- you needed him so bad, he couldn't wait anymore. Obviously he did this only because you were like a bitch in heat, you needed him. His palm harshly slapped your pretty smooth flesh, making a loud sound which made you yelp and it send a shiver down your spine. It was the adrenaline you had with Fred when he cock-warmed you in the middle of the living room, the adrenaline of getting caught...

He cursed under his breath while he pulled down his boxers. His cock was so big and so hard, leaked with pre-cum, throbbing and twitching every minute at the sight of your little cunt. He stroked himself few times before he softly traced the folds of your cunt with his leaking tip. You whimpered and lightly moved your ass back, towards his cock but Ron only chuckled and grabbed your ass to stop you.

"No, don't be greedy. You need to realize that sluts don't get what they want, good girls yes but sluts needs to wait." He growled when his palm slapped your ass even harder than before. It wasn't a punishment, it was a warning. You quickly nodded your head. "I'm sorry, I'l- I'll be good..." You whimpered while your buried your nose into his sheets, breathing in his scent, the scent of orange candles, christmas cookies, freshly mown grass, new parchment and spearmint.

He continued tracing your entrance with his cock while he watched you smelling his sheet. Made him feel good, something warm spread through his strong chest... But he couldn't take it anymore.

Without a warning he buried his big cock deep into your cunt, making you moan loudly. He gave you just few seconds to adjust yourself to him before he grabbed your hips so harshly, that he knew you'll have bruises tomorrow, and started pushing his cock deep deep down, hitting the sweet spot.

He watched how you spread on his cock- your brows knitted, your mouth opened while with every push he made you moan. You were perfect slut, moaning mess, only for him, not even his brother could make you feel this good, you never moaned so badly with Fred and Ron knew because he sometimes listened when Fred fucked you. You were made for him, you were made for Ron and Ron only, and he'd mark you no matter if Fred sees it or not.

His hand slapped your ass for the third time even harshly than the two times before, making a red mark of his hand on your pretty soft ass. The more he stared at your ass, at the forming bruises on your ass and hips- the more he felt the need to slap you again just so he can mark your whole body.

You were beautiful, such a nice little thing.. so he had the urge, primal need to destroy something so beautiful.

You could feel how your ass was on fire, this stinging pain was spreading from your hips down making your legs shake, but it was the best feeling. It made you clench your warm tight, walls around his big cock. He filled you up nicely.

But while you were focusing on the pain, Ron had his eyes on your ass and before thinking twice, he moved his thumb and lightly traced your butt whole, making your eyes open wide and spread a scared shiver through your whole body. It was unexpected but not unwelcomed, your both holes being filled up by him was making you clench hard around him. And he felt it.

"Tsk, you want that yea? Disgusting slut- fuck." He said before he pushed his thumb inside of your butt hole, all the way up to his joint.

It was too much on you, you turned out into a whiny, pathetic, moaning mess. Your mouth opened, moans spilling out just like a but of saliva, you were drooling. You were just literally filled so your body was slowly giving up. You and even Ron knew that you'll be done soon.. and that you'll have troubles walking tomorrow.

Ron speed up his pace and growled when he could feel him reaching his own edge. He hit the sweet spot few more times before you felt the knot in your belly releasing into the sweetest pleasure that spread all over your body.

You let your orgasm completely take over your mind and body while Ron was smirking at you way how you spread over his cock.

Before he could cum into you, he pulled out and squirted all his cum all over your back and ass. When he was slowly calming down, he fell right next to you, his chest quickly lifting up and down. He turned himself at you, looking at your used body and fucked out face that made you look just like a porn star, his porn star.

He slightly softened and reached over, his thumb softly caressing your cheek, you were actually the most beautiful little thing.

"Good girl..." He whispered softly, proudly. he was proud at you, he called you a good girl- it made you so incredibly happy. You smiled at him, warm innocent smile on that pretty pink lips just because he used two words. It was... cute. You reached over and hugged him, well you just let your tired body lay on top of him, your lips kissing his cheek.

This made him see you in totally different light and he... he kinda liked this.. cute you.

[buntanteen]

svt fic recs list <3 - minghao birthday edition - sfw & nsfw ver.

summary: 7 days of xu minghao reader insert fics for his birthday

contains: 18+ nsfw (mdni!!) majority is afab reader

✩ svt writing & fic rec masterlist ✩

✩ sfw section ✩

❥ minghao as your boyfriend - @babyleostuff

OH TO BE CUDDLED BY MINGHAOOOOO!! i loveeee the idea of him putting lil fashion shows on for his partner (i'm not the most fashionable but i love his style and WILL hype the boi up for whatever he puts me in😌) i love him being confident in him and his partner being endgame. he feels like the kind to just be really aware of how and his partner feels :3

❥ minghao boyfriend habits - @odxrilove

AS SOMEONE WHO CANNOT KEEP MY SLEEVES ROLLED UP FOR THE LIFE OF ME, THANK YOUUUU

shut up the writing the initials on the his blank canvases before painting?? like dedicating all his art to reader 🥺 (i also love the idea he'd write the initials at the back of the wood part too :3)

minghao is DEFINITELY the kind to get you a drink when he gets one. bro takes his tea serioussssly

the crook of my necks is yours minghao, whatever you want dude 🥹

❥ whatever you want - @wheeboo

reader fucking up the pronunciation is so on brand for me (...i did chinese lessons for 10 years and idk anything still😭😭)

and of courseeee he'd be a tease about this, this man is so silly and cheeky

terms of endearment make me melttt hehe

❥ dating xu minghao includes - @svtswhorehouse

i WILL learn to make minghao's favourite food to impress him (seeing him and jun always making the members chinese food is so cute to me i love it so much)

i just KNOW he'd be the soothing kind of boyfriend, making sure his partner's wellbeing is all taken care of (and it shows so well in this) 🥰

"slow and sensual kisses"?!?! *kicks feet and giggles*

❥ bf texts with the8! nana tour edition - @kozukensgf

crying and dying this is too funny skdjgbfdkg

him checking in on reader vs the sassy ass texts vs the nana tour mischief

nana tour has such a big spot in my carat heart ahh i love this

✩ nsfw section ✩

❥ midnight cravings - @junkissed

god...he'd be so attentive i cannnnnnnn't rn sjkgfb GOD THIS IS SO HOT SJFKBD (SORRY I DON'T HAVE MANY WORDS I'M BLUSHING TOO MUCH AFTER READING DFKJGB)

❥ goodnight n go - @hannieehaee

i love me a lil idol!reader and 97 liner type fic heh 😌 the fics gave such a natural progression of friendship into romance, which i lovedddd

obsessed with the part about the necklace. he would definietely put so much thought and care into his romantic partner. he cares a lot about his mom's opinion so giving reader something that means a lot to his family seems so on brand

ames note: happy earlyyyyy birthday for minghaoooo!! if anyone is wondering while there's significantly less the8 fics than my usual fic recs, this is cuz i don't read a lot of work about him. i don't see him in a romantic or sexual way, but i really didn't want to leave him with nothing birthday related, so this is what i came up with!! i hope everyone enjoysss~ ς(.>‿<)

[httpsserene]

𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 - 𝐥𝐬. 𝟏𝟖 | 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐏𝐍𝐅 |

𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 - 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐞

summary: after all of the trials, tribulations, and failed relationships of your life, you deserve your happy ending. content warning: soft launch and hard launch. sibling dynamics (bullying). reader's mom. puns. happily ever after. elden-ring dlc spoilers! (ik it came out very recently but we’re pretending it’s older in this universe). profanity. a couple suggestive lines. attempt at humor. alcohol (reader gets drunk on nye). pairing: lance stroll x fem!black!reader

from serene: the insane amount of work i did to make fake clips of a twitch stream…there’s most definitely an easier way to do it. unrelated: i did not think a lewham win was in the cards this year, but i'm so fucking happy that he did win silverstone! of any race, i'm glad it was that one. finishing up toasty part two today, so expect it to drop tomorrow or the day after that! and most importantly, enjoy this final installment of error 404: plot not found xxx

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twitter • ynplays • december 27th

instagram • ynfanaccount • december 27th

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ynfanaccount: the three most popular clips from yn's twitch stream today! can you see a theme?

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user1: lance liked this!!!

➥ user2: do you think he watched the stream :(

➥ user3: girl. i think he watched IRL. that was definitely a man's voice in the third clip! you can kinda hear him at the very start!

user4: don't know what's worse: yn lying to us about having a date for nye or yn gaslighting us into believing that was her sister smh

➥ yoursister: i'm not even at her house rn 🤔

➥ ynplays: whaTCHU OUT HERE BEING MESSY FOR??!

➥ user4: exposed by your own sister

➥ user5: L + ratio

➥ user6: ynnnnnnn who was thatttttttt

user7: so we can all agree that she was talking to lance in that last clip :o

➥ user8: um no. he's still in canada. yn seems like the type to have already moved on to a different man 🙄🥱

➥ user9: who the fuck are you? you must be new around here if you're deciding to talk crazy.

➥ user10: and how TF do you know that lance is still in canada? r u stalking him or smth? last clip, turn up your volume, clear as day you can hear yn almost say his name

➥ user11: worst take i've heard so far @/user8 delete your account 🤡🤡🤡

igstory • ynplays uploaded!

[caption1; when he gifts you flowers just because >>>>] [caption2; wild baby sega posing pretty in the snow 🥺]

yourbestie: answer my fucking facetime neOWW YOU WHORE

yourfriend1: "he" as in lance stroll, the f1 driver that flew all the way from canada to see you and prove that a long distance relationship with him is worth it and he also begged for you to cuddle him live on your twitch stream, gifted you flowers just because? ynplays: he *allegedly begged for me to cuddle him. you couldn't really hear it on the stream 🤓☝🏽 youfriend1: OMG ITS ACTUALLY HM INN YOUR HOUSE U LYING SNAKE yourfriend1: oh your sister is going to kill you rip 😔

yourfriend2: oh wow lance...i didn't expect him to be a returning love interest at all (sarcasm) yourfriend2: put my niece on the phone 🥱 ynplays: sega is not your niece ynfriend2: PUT MY FUR-NIECE ON THE PHONE BEFORE I STEAL HER 👺

yoursister: omw. ynplays: m not opening the door yoursister: okay? lance will open it for me ynplays: not if he doesn't want me to die he won't ynsister: if he wants to live, he will. also you gave me a key ✨

lilymhe: can't wait to see you in the paddock next year 😘 ynplays: wtf. you know who i am😨 lilymhe: alex gossips VERY loudly with george liymhe: also i love the unedited skincare & makeup videos you make, they feel like girlhood honestly ynplays: going to faint rq brb

instagram • lancestroll • dec28th • where i'm supposed to be ⚑

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lancestroll: reconnecting

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estebanocon: seems better 😁

➥ lancestroll: yes you were right okay thank you

➥ user12: right about what?

➥ user13: think it's a refrence to esteban's reply on lance's previous post!

fernandoalonso: that pizza looks mid.

➥ lancestroll: what

➥ user14: IJBOL 😂😂😂

➥ user15: it feels like i just heard my parents using slang

➥ user16: that's my favorite rookie 🙂‍↕️

user17: okay yn's best friend liked!

➥ user18: soft launch radar: SCREAMING 🔊🎚️

➥ user19: does this count as a sl? it's more like a deluxe edition to an album

➥ user20: it's giving album repackaging

➥ user18: i think it's cute that he's still doing a sl !! i'm just happy they're getting back together 😌

user21: LANCE the bouquet you gifted her was sooo pretty!

➥ user22: my boyfriend has to step the fuck up (the location on this too 😭😭😭)

➥ user23: bro there's no conformation he even gave her those 😒

➥ user24: are you blind 🤨? you need to get your eyes checked fr @/user23

➥ user21: ain't it funny? how the non-believers have fallen so low into their delusion...

twitter • december 28th

instagram • ynplays • dec 30th • happy ⚑

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ynplays: yes, i have a date for my new year's party: it's the 31st! 🥳🥳🥳

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alexandrasaintmleux: i can treat you better than him 😩

➥ lilymhe: she's mine 😡

➥ ynplays: but pookies :( don't fight

➥ alexandrasaintmleux: okay kitten whiskers :(

➥ lilymhe: hmph. as long as you don't forget that you were daddy's first 😤

➥ user25: if i didn't know the shrek reference i'd be calling the cops

yoursister: you will send that poor man to an early grave

➥ yoursister: at least you're raising his blood pressure and not mine

➥ yourbestie: i'm just happy i'm not getting the video game rage texts anymore

➥ ynplays: haters (i love you both)

➥ yoursister: it takes the same amount of energy to love or or hate and i will always chose hate when it's you (i love you more)

➥ yourbestie: it's a consequence of cutting my hair off when we were three (ditch your man so we can have a sleepover please)

user26: lame ass dad joke in the caption

➥ ynplays: i thought it was funny 😕

➥ yourfriend1: it wasn't 👎���

➥ yourfriend2: should've asked the gc b4 you posted 🤷‍♀️

user27: so we all just ignoring her asking him for nudes…

➥ user28: and what about it???

➥ user29: you're just mad you don't have anybody to send you smth naughty

➥ user30: you notice how he didn't say no tho 👀👀

user31: nonchalant boyfriend core

➥ user32: nonchalant boyfriend & gamer girlfriend >>>

➥ user33: like, he just always in his own world, he rly quiet fr unless he know u

➥ user34: he funny asl tho if he know u type shit

user35: adding this to my lance stroll x reader fic

➥ user36: you couldn't WATERBOARD this info out of me 😭

➥ user37: lance stroll boyfriend aesthetic

➥ user38: ...aye dm a link to that fic LOL ☠️☠️☠️

igstory • ynplays uploaded!

[caption; ui i Lov myy bfrikenddd!!!?! happy new yrsss, ocme give me a KISS labbceyyyy]

lancestroll: i leave you with your sister for 2 seconds to use the bathroom lancestroll: you're super adorable when you're drunk lancestroll: i'll get you some water and come give you a kiss mon coeur lancestroll: you're so pretty

user39: something tells me you will not be able to stream tomorrow

user40: PUT THAT DOWN !!! ts is bigger than your HEAD GIRL

instagram • lancestroll and ynplays • january 1st • my heart ⚑

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lancestroll and ynplays: you guys haven't seen us together since last year 🤪😅

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📌 lancestroll: yn's still passed out from last night but she wanted me to tell you guys that she will still be streaming tonight

➥ lancestroll: (you didn't hear this from me but she is definitely not going to be able to 🫥)

➥ user41: LMAO tell her to rest well

➥ user42: make sure she drinks lots and lots of water

➥ user43: thank u for the update messenger bf lance!!!

lewishamilton: happy it worked out for you man

➥ lancestroll: me too 😁

➥ user44: ik lewis mad as hell he didn't find yn before lance LMAOO 😭😭😭

twitch: now when are we seeing you two play overcooked on stream?

➥ lancestroll: she gets mad at me in animal crossing so i don't think it'll be in my best interests to play overcooked with her

➥ user45: yeah that game tears marriages apart

nhl: can't wait to see you guys rink side together - admin

➥ user46: nhl admin is one of us

yourfriend1: WHAT A HAPPY NEW YEAR 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

➥ yourbestie: glad to start the year knowing i will NEVER have to sit through another vacation fling ever again

➥ yoursister: well,,,what if i want to find love on vacay?

➥ yourfriend1: NO

➥ yourfriend2: UH UH

➥ yourbestie: H-H-HELL NAW ❌❌❌‼️‼️

user47: i love when soft launches only last for a few days

user48: i saw this and smiled like i had anything to do with them getting together

➥ user49: nodded my head like i know them personally 😌

instagram • ynplays • january 1st • where love grows ⚑

liked by lancestroll, nhl, estebanocon, lewishamilton and 2,582,991 others

ynplays: yeah yeah yeah stream is cancelled tn (my head is about to combust) to make up for it, canada vlog is premiering tonight 💁🏾‍♀️

tagged lancestroll, segagenesisthedawg

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lancestroll: do i get vip on twitch yet?

➥ ynplays: i'll teach you how to mod too

➥ user50: modern day love story 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

➥ user51: discord mod and kitten ts

➥ ynplays: 🤢🤢🤮🤮

lilymhe: i got early access to this video, we are NOT the same xxx

➥ alexandrasaintmleux: i got it too, so we are the same x

➥ user52: damn they really tussling over yn???

➥ user53: can't blame them, i would do the same 💆🏾‍♀️

yourbestie: i feel like i should've gotten more screen time in this vid 🤔

➥ yourfriend1: speak on it bc when she wasn't with lance she was with us being annoying asl🥴

➥ yourfriend2: are we losing the friend group leader to a man? never thought she'd fall so far from grace...

➥ ynplays: friend group leader is CRAZY n y'all just happy to use me for clout huh 😤

yoursister: didn't realize we were returning to clickbait storytime yt era

➥ yoursister: sucks to see how unreletable you've become 😔

➥ ynplays: im going home and stealing ALL my clothes back

➥ yoursister: i misspoke, i apologize for my words *plays ukulele*

➥ user54: believe it or not this is love 🤓

yourmom: lance, thank you for giving my daughter the love and care she deserves x

➥ ynplays: mom this is my post???

➥ lancestroll: of course ma'am. i'll love her tirelessly

➥ ynplays: i'll love you endlessly baby 🥹

user55: HAPPY NEW YEAR YNNNNN

➥ ynplays: thank you my love! i wish you the best year everrrr

➥ user56: happy new year yn stans we up haters stay down

user57: i didn't think we'd get a vlog!!! ilysm ynnnn

➥ user58: best content creator out rn hand down

© httpsserene2024

[norrisjpg]

parenthood - ʟɴ⁴

in which, lando gets a different kind of package deal.

contains: social media, swearing, lando being whipped, death of reader's pet (no description), hard launching.

lando norris x reader

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november, 2023.

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landonorris ... a well spent weekend away with my favourite animals on the planet

view comments ... yourusername ... uhh fuck you?

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user1 ... you cannot tell me they aren't dating

user2 ... waiting for the day that they hard launch and i'll still die

user3 ... why does lando even spend time with her? she's a waste of space honestly

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yourusername ... no more nellie cuddles for you bitch

↳ landonorris … NO IM SO SORRY DONT DEPRIVE ME

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yourusername ... nellie, my sweet girl, how i am going to miss you.

as many of you know, i have had the pleasure of spending every single day with my best friend for the past eleven years, and unfortunately, yesterday was our final day together. nellie was a character, and as i'm sure a lot of you also know, she hated max fewtrell with a passion, and i'm still not sure why to this day. i took her to all of her favourite places yesterday - the beach, lando's house, the park, the pup-cup stand, and i even let her attack max one final time. i hope they've saved you a huge bed in heaven, because the amount of times you pushed me out of the bed is astonishing.

i will look for you in my next life time, my pretty girl, sleep tight angel.

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yourusername ... i would also like to disclose that i will be inactive on social media for the next few weeks (at least) due to these circumstances, please respect my privacy and let me grieve in peace.

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landonorris ... i would like to send my deepest condolences to all who ever had the pleasure of interacting with nellie. i genuinely have only cried like i did yesterday in the vet on one other occasion - i feel as if i have lost a large part of my life.

i myself will also be inactive on social media for the next few days, as there are other people in my life i wish to fully focus my attention on, please respect my privacy over this time, thankyou.

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august, 2024.

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landonorris ... yup 🏆 more like it

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yourusername ... so proud of you lan!!

user1 ... ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT SHE'S CASUALLY BEING POSTED ON HIS MAIN ALL THE TIME????

user2 ... WHEN IS THIS MAN GOING TO HARD LAUNCH THEM

maxfewtrell ... proper job this weekend brother. put your shirt back on 🔥

↳ yourusername … 2 wins and he’s a WHORE

↳ user1 … i fucking love her she’s one of us

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september, 2024.

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landonorris ... so, i might have said i couldn't get a dog without a girlfriend - so why not get two dogs and a best friend for a gorgeous girlfriend?

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yourusername ... gorgeous, huh?

↳ landonorris ... i guess she's alright to look at

↳ yourusername ... guess who's sleeping in the dog beds!!

↳ landonorris ... sonny and juno??

↳ yourusername ... no honey

user1 ... OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYBODY STAY CALM ITS HAPPENING

user2 ... FLIPPING HECK WE GET DAD LANDO AND BOYFRIEND LANDO I CAN'T COPE RN HELP ME PLS

user3 ... I CAN'T DO THIS THEY'RE SO CUTE (THEM AND THE PUPPIES)

maxverstappen33 ... proud to announce i knew this six months ago

↳ user1 ... SIX MONTHS AGO?!?!?!

↳ yourusername ... max you weren't supposed to say that

↳ landonorris ... this is why we don't tell you anything mate

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yourusername ... sun, sea, and my favourite animals ☀️🌊🐾

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landonorris ... fuck you??

↳ yourusername ... okay??

user1 ... i am a sonny and juno defender till i die

user2 ... i don't know what we've done to deserve this couple but i'm gonna turn relgious because THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU

landonorris ... this was like buy 2 get 1 free i love it

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this has actually been my favourite one to write so far, even though i cried writing the nellie paragraph for some reason. also, let me know if you want a part 2?? i'm thinking of something like lando proposing to her and them getting married and stuff - maybe like a mini social media series? let me know!!