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„if my comfort character was real I‘d hug them!“ „if my comfort character was real I‘d run away from them!“ if Harrowhark Nonagesimus was real I‘d ask her to pluck out all of my teeth manually, break my jaw and mold it into place.
#who needs a dentist when you have a necromancer!#typing this as I‘m paying 6k so my jaw will still work when I‘m 30 I hate this#text post#harrowhark nonagesimus#tlt#the locked tomb#why are adult braces THIS expensive though
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An Important Medical Update
Pre-Cycle 9
So, everyone might be keeping up with my fun sprained ankle/knee issue which, after last Wednesday, felt wobbly, to say the least. After doing some research on stroke patients, I thought I’d be able to solve it with an ankle brace and cleverness. I was sort of right.
The ankle brace definitely helped keep me upright and moving, although, after thorough review by Warlock Sr (and a knee X-ray)(I know that you sometimes have to throw these upper-level, ultra-specialized necromancers a softball second-year resident problem to improve their confidence), it’s probably just a sprained knee or ankle. He advised me to stop racing about like a maniac, keep some ice on it, and - I assume - stop being a moronic hypochondriac (which, at this point, it’s like, that’s all I got going for me). Needless to say, I’m not happy at being on a reduced activity/intensity level at the gym, but things do seem to be sorta healing up (I went in for a very light 30 minutes earlier today), and I don’t want to invite the ire of a man who could probably snap his fingers and turn Lords Voldemort into a toad. I also had to re-sign all my consent forms for the clinical trial since another company either bought the patent or the rights, and found out I’m not even in the Phase II test. I’m in the Phase 1b group; that’s where they establish recommended, effective, safe dosages. Since it is, I believe, a poisonous compound (it sure feels like it), I’m not totally sure how that works, but there is a certain point where your mind goes “Ah, screw it, black magic got me this far.” However, if it seems like I’ve steadily griped more about the Marizomib, that may be because they’re playing with the dosage and still haven’t quite configured it correctly. But, hey, 8 cycles of progression-free living! Suck it, cancer. And I now a doctor’s note to skip leg day for a while.
In other news, I also got my teeth cleaned, because I’m overdue, and skipped the X-ray (again, now that I glow in the dark, I have a firm “No X-rays to skull unless it’s a life-or-death situation”) I will admit I was not in Socal for this incident, should anyone from my insurance carrier ask, I was out of state to visit my mom and dog, and I didn’t think I’d get another opportunity to see a dentist if I waited until back home (that’s not an “I’m going to die soon, woe is me’ statement, the horrible truth is that you don’t actually have time for even basic healthcare check-ups once you’re on that carousel of chemical madness). The good news is, everything’s still holding together, although my mouth is “noticeably dry” (a phrase I’m sure John Donne is kicking himself for not thinking of). Now, I’ve heard of chemo patients getting dry mouth and/or being somewhat more susceptible to dental mayhem than average, however, like every other chemo patient I’d hoped that warning wouldn’t apply to me. Then the dentist dropped the hammer: based on my faster-than-normal plaque build-up and ongoing medical implosion, I should brush more often.
Son of a bitch.
Most people who know me are aware that I’m no slouch when it comes to oral hygiene (That line’s at the top of my CV). But, like everything else about cancer, it’s just another chore that makes life a little harder than it needs to be. I should also note that I have been a bit of a slacker about flossing, but, since I spend the vast majority of my time on chemo or recovering from such, the thought of venturing too close to my molars (and gag reflex) whilst in a chemically-induced state of queasiness has less appeal than chewing on glass. Especially when you work out how much it costs to puke based on the copays. So, either brush more, figure out a better way to floss, or less chemo. Much as I hate chemo, we all know that last one’s no longer a go-to choice for me (call me a fool, but it’s hard to argue against a regimen that, while horrible and hard on the body, beats the hell out of a long, lingering death). On the other hand, like orthopedic problems, long-term dental problems, and long-term financial problems are suddenly a very good set of problems to have, provided one recalls that the key phrase in all of those descriptors is “long-term.”
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Top New Fantasy Books in January 2021
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Top New Fantasy Books January 2021
Across the Green Grass Fields by Seanan McGuire
Type: Novel Publisher: Tordotcom Release date: Jan. 12, 2021
Den of Geek says: McGuire’s Wayward Children series is a loosely connected group of novels all playing with fantasy tropes. What does it really mean to be a chosen one in a magical world? In the latest installment she turns her careful wit to centaurs and unicorns.
Publisher’s summary: “Welcome to the Hooflands. We’re happy to have you, even if you being here means something’s coming.”
Regan loves, and is loved, though her school-friend situation has become complicated, of late.
When she suddenly finds herself thrust through a doorway that asks her to “Be Sure” before swallowing her whole, Regan must learn to live in a world filled with centaurs, kelpies, and other magical equines―a world that expects its human visitors to step up and be heroes.
But after embracing her time with the herd, Regan discovers that not all forms of heroism are equal, and not all quests are as they seem…
Buy Across the Green Grass Fields by Seanan McGuire.
The Ruthless Lady’s Guide to Wizardry by C.M. Waggoner
Type: Novel Publisher: Ace Release date: Jan 12, 2021
Den of Geek says: Romance and magic come together in what looks like a fun tale with a wide variety of characters. The roguish setting reminds us of The Lies of Locke Lamora with more women. Publisher’s summary: Dellaria Wells, petty con artist, occasional thief, and partly educated fire witch, is behind on her rent in the city of Leiscourt—again. Then she sees the “wanted” sign, seeking Female Persons, of Martial or Magical ability, to guard a Lady of some Importance, prior to the celebration of her Marriage. Delly fast-talks her way into the job and joins a team of highly peculiar women tasked with protecting their wealthy charge from unknown assassins. Delly quickly sets her sights on one of her companions, the confident and well-bred Winn Cynallum. The job looks like nothing but romance and easy money until things take a deadly (and undead) turn. With the help of a bird-loving necromancer, a shapeshifting schoolgirl, and an ill-tempered reanimated mouse named Buttons, Delly and Winn are determined to get the best of an adversary who wields a twisted magic and has friends in the highest of places.
Buy The Ruthless Lady’s Guide to Wizardry by C.M. Waggoner.
The Forever Sea by Joshua Phillip Johnson
Type: Novel Publisher: DAW Release date: Jan. 19 Den of Geek says: A gorgeous and mysterious fantasy world is ready to unfold. The world-building here looks delightfully weird, with sailing ships on fields of greenery.
Publisher’s Summary: On the never-ending, miles-high expanse of prairie grasses known as the Forever Sea, Kindred Greyreach, hearthfire keeper and sailor aboard harvesting vessel The Errant, is just beginning to fit in with the crew of her new ship when she receives devastating news. Her grandmother—The Marchess, legendary captain and hearthfire keeper—has stepped from her vessel and disappeared into the sea.
But the note she leaves Kindred suggests this was not an act of suicide. Something waits in the depths, and the Marchess has set out to find it.
To follow in her grandmother’s footsteps, Kindred must embroil herself in conflicts bigger than she could imagine: a water war simmering below the surface of two cultures; the politics of a mythic pirate city floating beyond the edges of safe seas; battles against beasts of the deep, driven to the brink of madness; and the elusive promise of a world below the waves.
Kindred finds that she will sacrifice almost everything—ship, crew, and a life sailing in the sun—to discover the truth of the darkness that waits below the Forever Sea. Buy The Forever Sea by Joshua Phillip Johnson.
Top New Fantasy Books December 2020
When the Tiger Came Down the Mountain by Nghi Vo
Type: Novel Publisher: Tordotcom Release date: Dec. 8
Den of Geek says: A story of animal spirits intertwines with human history and love. Technically the author’s second book in this setting, it also functions as a standalone.
Publisher’s Summary: The cleric Chih finds themself and their companions at the mercy of a band of fierce tigers who ache with hunger. To stay alive until the mammoths can save them, Chih must unwind the intricate, layered story of the tiger and her scholar lover—a woman of courage, intelligence, and beauty—and discover how truth can survive becoming history.
Buy When the Tiger Came Down the Mountain by Nghi Vo.
Red Hands by Christopher Golden
Type: Novel Publisher: St. Martin’s Press Release date: Dec. 8
Den of Geek says: In this fantasy with elements of thriller and science fiction, the magic is a compulsion: a zombie-like “killing touch.” This dark, weird novel might be one for fans of Supernatural. Publisher’s summary: In bestselling author Christopher Golden’s supernatural thriller Red Hands, sometimes a story is a warning. Sometimes the warning comes too late
When a mysterious and devastating bioweapon causes its victims to develop Red Hands, the touch of death, weird science expert Ben Walker is called to investigate.
A car plows through the crowd at a July 4th parade. The driver climbs out, sick and stumbling, reaching out…and everyone he touches drops dead within seconds. Maeve Sinclair watches in horror as people she loves begin to die and she knows she must take action. But in the aftermath of this terror, it’s Maeve who possesses that killing touch. Fleeing into the mountains, struggling with her own grief and confusion, Maeve faces the dawning realization that she will never be able to touch another human being again.
“Weird s**t expert” Ben Walker is surprised to get a call from Alena Boudreau, director of the newly restructured Global Science Research Coalition. There’s an upheaval in the organization and she needs to send someone she can trust to Jericho Falls. Whoever finds Maeve Sinclair first will unravel the mystery of her death touch, and many are willing to kill her for that secret.
Walker’s assignment is to get her off the mountain alive. But as Maeve searches for a hiding place, hunted and growing sicker by the moment, she begins to hear an insidious voice in her head, and the yearning, the need… the hunger to touch another human being continues to grow. When Walker and Maeve meet at last, they will unravel a stunning legacy of death and betrayal, and a malignant secret as old as history.
Buy Red Hands by Christopher Golden.
D (A Tale of Two Worlds) by Michel Faber
Type: Novel Publisher: Hanover Square Press Release date: Dec. 8
Den of Geek says: This quirky novel has garnered praise from Neil Gaiman and looks like a modern The Phantom Tollbooth. As long as you have some tolerance for absurdity it might be a sweet and weird Christmas read. Publisher’s summary: It all starts on the morning the letter D disappears from language. First, it vanishes from Dhikilo’s parents’ conversation at breakfast, then from the road signs outside and from her school dinners. Soon the local dentist and the neighbor’s dalmatian are missing, and even the Donkey Derby has been called off.
Though she doesn’t know why, Dhikilo is summoned to the home of her old history teacher Professor Dodderfield and his faithful Labrador, Nelly Robinson. And this is where our story begins.
Set between England and the wintry land of Liminus, a world enslaved by the monstrous Gamp and populated by fearsome, enchanting creatures, D (A Tale of Two Worlds) is told with simple beauty and warmth. Its celebration of moral courage and freethinking is a powerful reminder of our human capacity for strength, hope and justice.
Buy D (A Tale of Two Worlds) by Michel Faber.
Top New Fantasy Books November 2020
Rhythm of War by Brandon Sanderson
Type: Novel Publisher: Tor Books Release date: Nov. 17
Den of Geek says: Sanderson’s famous Stormlight Archive series continues with book 4.
Publisher’s summary: After forming a coalition of human resistance against the enemy invasion, Dalinar Kholin and his Knights Radiant have spent a year fighting a protracted, brutal war. Neither side has gained an advantage, and the threat of a betrayal by Dalinar’s crafty ally Taravangian looms over every strategic move.
Now, as new technological discoveries by Navani Kholin’s scholars begin to change the face of the war, the enemy prepares a bold and dangerous operation. The arms race that follows will challenge the very core of the Radiant ideals, and potentially reveal the secrets of the ancient tower that was once the heart of their strength.
At the same time that Kaladin Stormblessed must come to grips with his changing role within the Knights Radiant, his Windrunners face their own problem: As more and more deadly enemy Fused awaken to wage war, no more honorspren are willing to bond with humans to increase the number of Radiants. Adolin and Shallan must lead the coalition’s envoy to the honorspren stronghold of Lasting Integrity and either convince the spren to join the cause against the evil god Odium, or personally face the storm of failure.
Buy Rhythm of War by Brian Sanderson.
Comes a Pale Rider by Caitlin R. Kiernan
Type: Short story collection Publisher: Subterranean Release date: Nov. 30
Den of Geek says: Kiernan’s dark, intricate prose injects a variety of stories with atmosphere and horror. As with any short story collection, there will probably be a range of quality here, but Kiernan is one to watch if you like lush writing.
Publisher’s summary: Possibly Caitlín R. Kiernan’s most enduring character, albino monster slayer Dancy Flammarion has been carving a bloody swath across the American South ever since her first appearance in Threshold(2001), “laying the bad folks low.” In 2006, Subterranean Press published a World Fantasy Award-nominated collection of Dancy Flammarion short stories, Alabaster, and beginning in 2012, Dark Horse Comics released a three-volume graphic novel series introducing Dancy to comics in Alabaster: Wolves(winner of the Bram Stoker Award), Alabaster: Grimmer Tales, and Alabaster: The Good, the Bad, and the Bird. And now, with Comes a Pale Rider, Kiernan offers a second collection of Dancy Flammarion short stories. From Selma, Alabama to the back roads of Georgia to a South Carolina ghost town, Dancy continues her holy war with the beings of night and shadow, driven always on by her own insanity or an angel with a fiery sword—or possibly both.
Buy Comes a Pale Rider by Caitlin R. Kiernan.
The Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy 2020 by John Joseph Adams and Diana Gabaldon
Type: Short story collection Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Release date: Nov. 3
Den of Geek says: A tumultuous year still includes this annual anthology with stories from Charlie Jane Anders, Ken Liu, Rebecca Roanhorse, and more.
Publisher’s summary: Today’s readers of science fiction and fantasy have an appetite for stories that address a wide variety of voices, perspectives, and styles. There is an openness to experiment and pushing boundaries, combined with the classic desire to read about spaceships and dragons, future technology and ancient magic, and the places where they intersect. Contemporary science fiction and fantasy looks to accomplish the same goal as ever—to illuminate what it means to be human. With a diverse selection of stories chosen by series editor John Joseph Adams and Diana Gabaldon, The Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy 2020 explores the ever-expanding and changing world of SFF today.
Buy The Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy 2020 by John Joseph Adams and Diana Gabaldon.
Top New Fantasy Books October 2020
The Emperor’s Wolves by Michelle Sagara
Type: Novel Publisher: Mira Release date: Oct. 13
Den of Geek says: Sagara’s urban fantasy sets itself apart with creative anthropomorphic characters. This new entry could be a good entry point into the pre-existing canon, since it starts a new series in the same world.
Publisher’s summary: Multiple races carefully navigate the City of Elantra under the Dragon Emperor’s wing. His Imperial Wolves are executioners, the smallest group to serve in the Halls of Law. The populace calls them assassins.
Every wolf candidate must consent to a full examination by the Tha’alani, one of the most feared and distrusted races in Elantra for their ability to read minds. Most candidates don’t finish their job interviews.
Severn Handred, the newest potential recruit, is determined to face and pass this final test—even if by doing so he’s exposing secrets he has never shared.
When an interrogation uncovers the connections to a two-decade-old series of murders of the Tha’alani, the Wolves are commanded to hunt. Severn’s first job will be joining the chase. From the High Halls to the Tha’alani quarter, from the Oracles to the Emperor, secrets are uncovered, tensions are raised and justice just might be done…if Severn can survive.
Buy The Emperor’s Wolves by Michelle Sagara.
Black Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse
Type: Novel Publisher: Gallery / Saga Press Release date: Oct. 13
Den of Geek says: Roanhorse’s Trail of Lightning sent her careening into the urban fantasy world. Now she brings sharp action and an indigenous perspective to high fantasy with a story inspired by the pre-Columbian Americas.
Publisher’s summary: In the holy city of Tova, the winter solstice is usually a time for celebration and renewal, but this year it coincides with a solar eclipse, a rare celestial event proscribed by the Sun Priest as an unbalancing of the world.
Meanwhile, a ship launches from a distant city bound for Tova and set to arrive on the solstice. The captain of the ship, Xiala, is a disgraced Teek whose song can calm the waters around her as easily as it can warp a man’s mind. Her ship carries one passenger. Described as harmless, the passenger, Serapio, is a young man, blind, scarred, and cloaked in destiny. As Xiala well knows, when a man is described as harmless, he usually ends up being a villain.
Crafted with unforgettable characters, Rebecca Roanhorse has created an epic adventure exploring the decadence of power amidst the weight of history and the struggle of individuals swimming against the confines of society and their broken pasts in the most original series debut of the decade.
Buy Black Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse.
Shadows of the Short Days by Alexander dan Vilhjálmsson
Type: Novel Publisher: Titan Books Release date: Oct. 20
Den of Geek says: A unique setting and a fantasy world reminiscent of China Mieville’s serves as the backdrop for a dark story. Both characters — one an artistic rebel and one an antiheroic wizard addicted to magic — sound like they have specific and intriguing ties to their brutal, magical world.
Publisher’s summary: Rebels and revolutionaries disappear into the infamous prison, the Nine, never to be heard from again. Masked police roam the streets, dark magic lurks in the shadows, and the implacable flying fortress casts its baleful eye over all below.
Sæmundur, addict and sorcerer, has been cast out from university, and forbidden to study magic. Dissident artist, Garún, is desperate for a just society and will do anything to achieve it.
Both seek revolution in their own ways. Both seek power.
Together, they will change Reykjavik forever.
Buy Shadows of the Short Days by Alexander dan Vilhjálmsson.
Phoenix Extravagant by Yoon Ha Lee
Type: Novel Publisher: Solaris Release date: Oct. 15
Den of Geek says: If you read these lists often, you know I’m a big fan of dragons. Renowned science fiction author Yoon Ha Lee turns to fantasy-with-robots in this twist on the story of an unlikely knight, a mechanical dragon, and a corrupt kingdom.
Publisher’s summary: Gyen Jebi isn’t a fighter or a subversive. They just want to paint.
One day they’re jobless and desperate; the next, Jebi finds themself recruited by the Ministry of Armor to paint the mystical sigils that animate the occupying government’s automaton soldiers.
But when Jebi discovers the depths of the Razanei government’s horrifying crimes—and the awful source of the magical pigments they use—they find they can no longer stay out of politics.
What they can do is steal Arazi, the ministry’s mighty dragon automaton, and find a way to fight…
Buy Phoenix Extravagant by Yoon Ha Lee.
Top New Fantasy Books September 2020
Piranesi by Susanna Clarke
Type: Novel Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing Release date: Sept. 15
Den of Geek says: Clarke’s atmospheric Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell was an eerie, old-fashioned take on the fairy genre, delicate and complex at once. She returns with a haunted house tale (!) featuring endless rooms, mysterious characters, and “A Great and Secret Knowledge.” Publisher’s summary: Piranesi’s house is no ordinary building: its rooms are infinite, its corridors endless, its walls are lined with thousands upon thousands of statues, each one different from all the others. Within the labyrinth of halls an ocean is imprisoned; waves thunder up staircases, rooms are flooded in an instant. But Piranesi is not afraid; he understands the tides as he understands the pattern of the labyrinth itself. He lives to explore the house.
There is one other person in the house-a man called The Other, who visits Piranesi twice a week and asks for help with research into A Great and Secret Knowledge. But as Piranesi explores, evidence emerges of another person, and a terrible truth begins to unravel, revealing a world beyond the one Piranesi has always known.
For readers of Neil Gaiman’s The Ocean at the End of the Lane and fans of Madeline Miller’s Circe, Piranesi introduces an astonishing new world, an infinite labyrinth, full of startling images and surreal beauty, haunted by the tides and the clouds.
Buy Piranesi by Susanna Clarke on Amazon.
Master of Poisons by Andrea Hairston
Type: Novel Publisher: Tor.com Release date: Sept. 8
Den of Geek says: A lyrical, apocalyptic fantasy epic, Master of Poisons sends two very different characters into an unforgiving world in a creative new alternate empire. Publisher’s summary: The world is changing. Poison desert eats good farmland. Once-sweet water turns foul. The wind blows sand and sadness across the Empire. To get caught in a storm is death. To live and do nothing is death. There is magic in the world, but good conjure is hard to find.
Djola, righthand man and spymaster of the lord of the Arkhysian Empire, is desperately trying to save his adopted homeland, even in exile.
Awa, a young woman training to be a powerful griot, tests the limits of her knowledge and comes into her own in a world of sorcery, floating cities, kindly beasts, and uncertain men.
Awash in the rhythms of folklore and storytelling and rich with Hairston’s characteristic lush prose, Master of Poisons is epic fantasy that will bleed your mind with its turns of phrase and leave you aching for the world it burns into being.
Buy Master of Poisons by Andrea Hairston on Amazon.
The Bone Shard Daughter by Andrea Stewart
Type: Novel Publisher: Hachette Books Release date: Sept. 8
Den of Geek says: The magic system in this debut has a pleasantly video game-like system of magic talismans and animal automatons. Publisher’s summary: The emperor’s reign has lasted for decades, his mastery of bone shard magic powering the animal-like constructs that maintain law and order. But now his rule is failing, and revolution is sweeping across the Empire’s many islands.
Lin is the emperor’s daughter and spends her days trapped in a palace of locked doors and dark secrets. When her father refuses to recognise her as heir to the throne, she vows to prove her worth by mastering the forbidden art of bone shard magic.
Yet such power carries a great cost, and when the revolution reaches the gates of the palace, Lin must decide how far she is willing to go to claim her birthright – and save her people.
Buy The Bone Shard Daughter by Andrea Stewart on Amazon.
Top New Fantasy Books August 2020
The Tyrant Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson
Type: Novel Publisher: Tor Release date: Aug. 11
Den of Geek says: The Baru Cormorant series features as its hero a mentally ill accountant with the fate of an empire at her fingers. The third book in the series promises more dark, twisty introspection and grim, creative world-building.
Publisher’s summary: The hunt is over. After fifteen years of lies and sacrifice, Baru Cormorant has the power to destroy the Imperial Republic of Falcrest that she pretends to serve. The secret society called the Cancrioth is real, and Baru is among them.
But the Cancrioth’s weapon cannot distinguish the guilty from the innocent. If it escapes quarantine, the ancient hemorrhagic plague called the Kettling will kill hundreds of millions…not just in Falcrest, but all across the world. History will end in a black bloodstain.
Is that justice? Is this really what Tain Hu hoped for when she sacrificed herself?
Baru’s enemies close in from all sides. Baru’s own mind teeters on the edge of madness or shattering revelation. Now she must choose between genocidal revenge and a far more difficult path―a conspiracy of judges, kings, spies and immortals, puppeteering the world’s riches and two great wars in a gambit for the ultimate prize.
If Baru had absolute power over the Imperial Republic, she could force Falcrest to abandon its colonies and make right its crimes.
Buy The Tyrant Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson on Amazon.
Beowulf: A New Translation by Maria Dahvana Headley
Type: Epic Poem Publisher: MCD x FSG Originals Release date: Aug. 25
Den of Geek says: Headley got an intimate look at Beowulf in the modern interpretation The Mere Wife. She turns the intellect behind that inventive, scathing novel about complex and furious women to a translation of the poem featuring new research.
Publisher’s summary: Nearly twenty years after Seamus Heaney’s translation of Beowulf―and fifty years after the translation that continues to torment high-school students around the world―there is a radical new verse translation of the epic poem by Maria Dahvana Headley, which brings to light elements that have never before been translated into English, recontextualizing the binary narrative of monsters and heroes into a tale in which the two categories often entwine, justice is rarely served, and dragons live among us.
A man seeks to prove himself as a hero. A monster seeks silence in his territory. A warrior seeks to avenge her murdered son. A dragon ends it all. The familiar elements of the epic poem are seen with a novelist’s eye toward gender, genre, and history―Beowulf has always been a tale of entitlement and encroachment, powerful men seeking to become more powerful, and one woman seeking justice for her child, but this version brings new context to an old story. While crafting her contemporary adaptation of Beowulf, Headley unearthed significant shifts lost over centuries of translation.
Buy Beowulf: A New Translation by Maria Dahvana Headley on Amazon.
The Wizard Knight by Gene Wolfe
Type: Novel (Reprint) Publisher: Tor Books Release date: Aug. 11
Den of Geek says: Gene Wolfe is a modern master of fantasy. This reprint of a 2004 duology provides both original stories in one paperback package.
Publisher’s summary: A young man in his teens is transported from our world to a magical realm consisting of seven levels of reality. Transformed by magic into a grown man of heroic proportions, he takes the name Sir Able of the High Heart and sets out on a quest to find the sword that has been promised to him, the blade that will help him fulfill his ambition to become a true hero―a true knight.
Inside, however, Sir Able remains a boy, and he must grow in every sense to survive what lies ahead…
Buy The Wizard Knight by Gene Wolfe on Amazon.
Top New Fantasy Books July 2020
The Book of Dragons: An Anthology by Jonathan Strahan
Type: Anthology Publisher: Harper Voyager Release date: July 7
Den of Geek says: I’m always looking for a good book about dragons, and this incredible list of authors promises adventurous and unique stories. Anne Leckie, Zen Cho, Seanan Maguire, J.Y. Yang, Patricia A McKillip, Brooke Bolander … it’s an astounding, literary-flavored list of people qualified to write cool creatures.
Publisher’s summary: Here there be dragons . . .
From China to Europe, Africa to North America, dragons have long captured our imagination in myth and legend. Whether they are rampaging beasts awaiting a brave hero to slay or benevolent sages who have much to teach humanity, dragons are intrinsically connected to stories of creation, adventure, and struggle beloved for generations.
Bringing together nearly thirty stories and poems from some of the greatest science fiction and fantasy writers working today— Garth Nix, Scott Lynch, R.F. Kuang, Ann Leckie & Rachel Swirsky, Daniel Abraham, Peter S. Beagle, Beth Cato, Zen Cho, C. S. E Cooney, Aliette de Bodard, Amal El-Mohtar, Kate Elliott, Theodora Goss, Ellen Klages, Ken Liu, Seanan Maguire, Patricia A McKillip, K. J. Parker, Kelly Robson, Michael Swanwick, Jo Walton, Elle Katharine White, Jane Yolen, Kelly Barnhill, Brooke Bolander, Sarah Gailey, and J. Y. Yang—and illustrated by award-nominated artist Rovina Cai with black-and-white line drawings specific to each entry throughout, this extraordinary collection vividly breathes fire and life into one of our most captivating and feared magical creatures as never before and is sure to become a treasured keepsake for fans of fantasy, science fiction, and fairy tales.
Buy The Book of Dragons by Jonathan Strahan on Amazon.
Or What You Will by Joe Walton
Type: Novel Publisher: Tor Books Release date: July 7
Den of Geek says: Jo Walton is a writer’s writer, highly praised but still generally skating under the radar. I found her 2014 My Real Children to not nearly live up to its very high concept, but she’s one of those authors with technical prowess who is at least worth checking out for context for women’s science fiction. The metafiction plot sounds fun.
Publisher’s summary: He has been too many things to count. He has been a dragon with a boy on his back. He has been a scholar, a warrior, a lover, and a thief. He has been dream and dreamer. He has been a god.
But “he” is in fact nothing more than a spark of idea, a character in the mind of Sylvia Harrison, 73, award-winning author of thirty novels over forty years. He has played a part in most of those novels, and in the recesses of her mind, Sylvia has conversed with him for years.
But Sylvia won’t live forever, any more than any human does. And he’s trapped inside her cave of bone, her hollow of skull. When she dies, so will he.
Now Sylvia is starting a new novel, a fantasy for adult readers, set in Thalia, the Florence-resembling imaginary city that was the setting for a successful YA trilogy she published decades before. Of course he’s got a part in it. But he also has a notion. He thinks he knows how he and Sylvia can step off the wheel of mortality altogether. All he has to do is convince her.
Buy Or What You Will by Jo Walton on Amazon.
The Adventure Zone: Petals to the Metal
Type: Graphic Novel Publisher: First Second Release date: July 14
Den of Geek says: The Adventure Zone is a wildly popular humorous fantasy podcast. It’s part of the big 2010s wave of Dungeons & Dragons coming back into the geek space. Especially for someone who might not want to listen to hundreds of episodes of a podcast, the illustrated version does a good job of smoothing out the story into a graphic novel format without removing the goofy chaos of the original podcast.
Publisher’s summary: START YOUR ENGINES, friends, Clint McElroy and sons Griffin, Justin, and Travis hit the road again with Taako, Magnus and Merle, the beloved agents of chaos from the #1 New York Times bestselling graphic novels illustrated by Carey Pietsch, The Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins and The Adventure Zone: Murder on the Rockport Limited.
Our boys have gone full-time at the Bureau of Balance, and their next assignment is a real thorny one: apprehending The Raven, a master thief who’s tapped into the power of a Grand Relic to ransack the city of Goldcliff. Local life-saver Lieutenant Hurley pulls them out of the woods, only to throw them headlong into the world of battle wagon racing, Goldcliff’s favorite high-stakes low-legality sport and The Raven’s chosen battlefield. Will the boys and Hurley be able to reclaim the Relic and pull The Raven back from the brink, or will they get lost in the weeds?
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“Sure there’s a reason – same reason as yours – someone wanted to see if they could do it. They could, and here I am.”
He keeps the details to himself. Although death makes him less circumspect and more reckless, it’s not enough to give up information that might cause him risk, or more importantly, risk to his mistress.
The walking corpse looks the necromancer up and down. It could very easily have been her who brought him back, and for the same price: one soul-bond and eternal servitude. Do not pass ‘Go’, do not collect $200.
“You don’t get to corner the market on resurrection, Irena. You’ve got all sorts of competitors out there.”
His lips skin back in a harsh grimace that’s meant to be a grin. The unflattering yellow tint of teeth that haven’t seen a dentist in seven years doesn’t improve the smile.
“Let me ask you something, Doctor. Do you return them for a reason, the people you bring back?”
“Well, of course.” Seeing another dead soul wander the living realm again wasn’t even worth the mention, as she toyed with the dead every day since her escape from prison. However, seeing another dead soul brought back to life by another power that was not hers, with the mark of someone else’s magic was enough to catch her interest - as well as misgiving.
Joe thrust her hands back into the pockets of her trench coat and let her shoulders hang. Overall, a very relaxed posture, hiding the tension that began building up inside her. “I do so only to see if I can do it.” She countered with a grin. Two could play the game of cat and mouse, circling around each other while trying to obtain information needed.
“Oh, calling me by that name? Cocky, aren’t we?” The necromancer clicked her tongue and eyed the corpse with squinted eyes. She hated it, hated when people knew her past identity, when they reminded her of her roots. “Wonder what your master would think about such behavior. Do they approve having you roaming aimlessly and sluggishly? Hm?”
#[you've piqued my interest: ic]#savethemedals#[alternative exploration: forbidden magic]#// wow i have 20+ drafts but only muse to reply to this#// ... nice joe. very nice
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The sensation of the harpies was fading. Mote could sense one or two in the cliffs, but they were moving away. One thing had become clear: they were specifically targeting for wildclaws. It made sense, when one considered that that the roost was a major site and would surely be aware of the shadowy, hated wildclaw they only knew as the Smoke Gyre.
Mote could almost imagine the kind of joy they might experience if they knew they had hit one of the Smoke Gyre's family. Inversely, he could scarcely imagine the way Actias was going to take it out on them when he found out. In the mean time, Saber and Zurvan had gone up to meet them. Climbing the sparse cliffs and staying high and visible to keep the rest of the group undisturbed. The harpies would avoid actively chasing a group that had multiple guardians in it if they could, but only so long as they didn't realize Heaven was still alive.
Aether had completely exhausted her knowledge in tending to both Heaven and Galette. She was only a dentist, but she had done her best by them despite knowing little of suturing or internal injuries.
They had hoped Cinnabar would be able to assist with that, as she was familiar with field injuries on her hunts. But when they had managed to reunite with Cloudwhyte, Cinnabar was already dead. They had been ambushed while they were on the hunt. Cloudwhyte was wounded and recovering, and worse still Galette's sickness had made a come back with her body weakened by her wounds. She and Heaven lay close, with Heaven hidden under her arm where any scouting harpies wouldn't be able to see him.
"We can't keep going like this," she rasped."We are losing time, and taking more injuries that will only delay us longer."
"What can we do?" asked Telos. "We have no proper healer."
"We were doing fine with Heaven. Why isn’t he healing himself?"
"He will not take the life from me no matter how I offer," Camellia answered from his side. "He exhausted his energy and there is nothing to take here. He claims he needs too much."
"How much is too much?"
"All of it, probably."
"...Wake him. He will take mine."
Heaven inhaled sharply beneath her as he stirred. "No."
"Heaven, I'm an imperial. Even in this condition, the raw vitality I have left could fuel you for the rest of the journey. You don't have to die too."
"I won't take your life, Galette. I would rather give you mine."
"That's nice, but my life is less important right now. You're a healer, or the closest we have to one. You need to live."
"Not if this is what it takes."
A subtle noise rose in volume until it drowned out even Galette's frustrated sighing. Camellia hummed so hard her horns were visibly vibrating. She lowered her cowl and set her emblem aside. She took Heaven's wing wraps, wrapping them around her fist so the the gem were safely away from the loose ends.
With a ferocious hiss, she whipped Heaven right across his face. He cried out more in shock than in pain. She had never once hit him before. But now she let loose on him with a flurry that he couldn't even flinch from, taking several more hits before Alchemilla rushed in to get between them.
"Camellia, stop! He's dying!"
"Aye, and I'll finish him myself before I let him piss away his last breath right in Galette's face!" She pointed accusingly at him. "I have taught you all your life the place of your power. I have taught you about the circle and the cycle and all that life and death are, and here at this moment where you could finally accept it, you refuse! Blessed with the great gift of life, and a willing sacrifice, you SQUANDER it! What perfect world are you seeing boy? Because in this one, you are the only one with the power to heal your clanmates definitely and yet you choose death! Was my son such a coward?! Or do you care for them so little?!"
Heaven covered his face and cried bitterly, his chest heaving so hard that his wound began to re-open. "No, that’s not true! But how can I, mama? How can I accept this and not hate myself? How can I accept being told I am more worthy to go on?"
"You misunderstand, my child. You are not more worthy. You know that best of all of us. But you are more necessary."
Galette lifted a finger, and very gently brushed the young wildclaw. "If you were in my position, would you not offer your last to the one who could do the most good with it?"
Heaven looked up into her giant, gentle eyes. Of course he would. Without even thinking about it. But he stubbornly refused to answer aloud, as though that would make the truth different.
Galette laughed softly. "There, there. Look, your mother cries too. She knows the gift of life is so heavy, and you are a tender child. She was only angry with you because you were going to throw both our lives away. But you know you can't, don't you?"
His tears came faster, in heavy drops that ran down his snout. "I don't want to do this."
"I don't want to die," Galette admitted. "But that's going to happen either way, so I would rather give my life to you. I have terms, if it makes you feel any better."
"Anything."
"You have to do better from now on, Heaven. Take care of yourself with the precision and sense of purpose that Haematica and Tungsten do. You have others lives in your hands, so dedicate yourself to being in good condition. No more recklessly giving your own energy until you're near death yourself when you can't find something to take from. Be better."
Heaven looked at his mother. Her anger had passed and she was looking at him with sad, knowing eyes and tears on her face. She had done her best from the moment she first saw him reanimating butterflies to make him understand that the power had limits. That even if he poured his entire life force out, it would rarely make a dent in the overall flow of events. He had to take actions that were humbler, and which often didn't feel as good, because those were the ones that had the greater effect. But he had still occasionally breathed life into butterflies. Just to watch them live for a few moments before they died anew. It has been his way of trying to accept it, but he never quite managed.
You can't save it all, she used to tell him. It's not supposed to last forever.
"I hate this," he croaked.
Camellia stroked his forehead. "I know, my love."
"I'll be better, Galette. I promise. But I won't do it without Saber here. I'm not going to make him come back to find you dead."
"That's fine. Camellia, you'll make sure I don't...turn?"
"You have my word as a necromancer. I'll be back."
They waited. Several times, Telos seemed about to say something, but she never did. Eventually, Camellia returned with Saber. He came right to Galette's side, but he was quiet.
"She already told you?" asked Galette.
"Yes."
"Please don't hate him."
"I won't. He did his best for you. The harpies are at fault for it coming to this." He leaned against her, pressing himself into her cheek. "I should have taken us a different way..."
She smiled. "You look for ways to make this your responsibility in the same breath that you laid responsibility with the harpies. Everything can't be your job, dad."
"This shouldn't be your job. I'm your father, if a life should be expended, it should be mine."
"And yet you can't offer that. Because you're the strongest warrior here. Just like Heaven, you have to live and protect them. I'm a lower price to pay."
"You're my daughter!" he sobbed. "How can I think of you that way?"
"I know... I know. Take care of mom, okay?"
"I will. I love you. She loves you."
Galette swallowed back her tears and nudged him tenderly away. "Love you too. Heaven, I'm ready."
Camellia helped Heaven up, and the two pairs of parent and child exchanged complicated expressions. Heaven was still crying even as he pressed his nose to Galette's. He breathed in, and in, and in for an impossible stretch of time. And when he finally stopped, Galette breathed out in a single quiet sigh and collapsed into the dust.
The wound on Heaven's back closed. His pain was gone. He felt he was overflowing and invigorated, and the goodness of it only sharpened how awful it was. He looked at Saber. "I'm sorry... I'm s-so sorry..."
Saber gently and forgivingly touched a hand to Heaven's crest. He ushered the boy away so Camellia could tend to his daughter's body.
#The Exodus#Flight Rising#In which a soft son must accept his power and his limitations and grow up#C: Camellia#C: Heaven#C: Saber#C: Galbana
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