#who is the waddler?

[demetrius-haggarty]

*Leaves Buchteln filled with strawberry jam on your night stand and waddles away.*

Demetrius looks at the unfamiliar pastry in front of him as his stomach rumbles. This is so thoughtful of the waddling student. Who are they to bring Meech something sweet to snack on when he is so in need of a break?

'Thank you for the roll,' he says and he scratches the back of his head. He is unsure of what to do in return and what politeness protocols to follow. Perhaps he needs to ask the Slytherin prefect about such things again: it's not Meech's strong suit.

'Are you sure you don't want to stay and have some of it with tea? I know I've seen clean cups around somewhere!'

[ask-andrew-montrose]

*Places a lush bouquet, consisting of all sorts of sweet treats, on your nightstand. You find flowers made of gummy bears, marshmallows and chocolates, colourful sugar quills, crispy sweet waffles and delicate marzipan, various fun-shaped liquorice lollipops, and impaled chocolate frogs. It smell sticky sweet. Pats your head and waddles away while snickering something that sounds suspiciously like 'twat'.*

A sickening smell reaches Monty in his sleep, along with an echo of whispered sweet nothings in his ear. The smell causes him to thrash in the sheets, perhaps having a nightmare? Even sleep talking, his lips clumsily mumble in return:*

"mph....t-wat....you....no...NO...don't touch my nips....!.."

When he wakes, he groans to find the array of sweets taunting him. He wonders who would waste such an impressive array on him. He sighs. At least he knows Will might enjoy it.

Groggily, he tries to recall his dream but is frustrated to find he can't. He simply rubs his chest, wondering why he is so worried about his nipples.

[stwababy-shortcake]

Who wants to pick my diaper?

All these options 🥺 Little Kings, Alphagators, Animoos, Waddlers, Unicorns, Purrfect Cafe, or Pink. 😔 ive got too many choices for my lil brain

[queenimmadolla]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvXJcHj/ I would like to say this is Penny, before a get together/cookout with the whole crew penny was put down for a nap, has several FOMO so when she hears commotion going on she wakes herself up and tries so hard to hangout with her heavy breathing, bushy hair and trying to keep her eyes open 😂

The heavy breathing and loud smacking footsteps are a baby Penny trademark at this point! I’ve seen this before and had the same thought (well similar, I just thought this would be Penny waking up from a nap or after following Reader to the bathroom lol).

As soon as the sounds of muffled laughter from beyond the room and her crib wake her up, and she realizes people are existing without her, the FOMO hits hard. Starts crying and yelling babble until she’s rescued by mommy or daddy, and she’s all crazy hair and even crazier eyes as she tries to take everything in. Everyone is amused by her, but no one more than reader and Eddie. She’s stubborn so she fights off the sleepiness, head shooting up every time she starts to nod off but the bottle Eddie gave her (because she also wanted to have a warm cold one with the boyz) is doing her in, she’ll pass out and sleep good.

Until then, she’s a crunchy little waddler and surely in everyone’s business but not letting any of them pick her up! Just puts the nipple of her bottle in her mouth, at the sight of arms outstretched to her, and waddles to the next person who catches her attention 🩷

[ur-stepdad]

i'm a person who has almost no merch for any of the things i like. i can think of maybe 3 tshirts i have from shows that i like. yesterday i bought 2 shirts and a sticker of the Boston Waddlers

[all-the-booping]

Boopidemic!

Almost 24 hours ago it began. Theodoradevlin was the first one to fall from being booped on the nose: the waddling booper has claimed their first victim and laid dormant for 7 hours, soaking in the power of the first boops. The following people have been booped by the end of the day: theodoradevlin, localravenclaw, adallegra, lil-grem-draws, rypnami, tessa-eloden, ask-sebastian, kiwiplaetzchen, ask-ominis, wrenegade-accio, ominis-bird-of-yore, justmagnoliaellistor, greedyforgarreth. If any of the other victims have not been accounted for, please, contact us for moral support!

They broadened their list: localravenclaw and adallegra got booped as well! theodoradevlin decided to call for reinforcements! Everyone went on high alert, localravenclaw ready to deflect the attacks! lil-grem-draws got scared from being booped, theodoradevlin accepted being booped, localravenclaw managed to deflect, rypnami swears they'll find the booper one day! tessa-eloden assumed it's a ghost, and lil-grem-draws agreed cause how alse would they get past their defences!

The booping finally gets to ask-sebastian who happily accepts it! So do most of the people at that point. theodoradevlin passes out, her ghost gets booped, then she is returned back to life and booped again! A boombie! The booper becomes more powerful with each boop!

People start turning on each other, sus! lil-grem-draws stares at kiwiplaetzchen to see if anybody gets booped while lil-grem-draws is bird watching. A new booper appears instead, booping Kiwi! Their . and capitalization are completely different from booper #1! People are being booped AND showered in cats??? Is it.... Booper #3??? Consensus is unclear on that one.

Traps are set. Boopers avoid them all! They are educated in booping! They have a degree! the booer #1 is getting inside lil-grem-draws' house!

ask-ominis gets booped and replies in poetry?? We have a suspicion that the 4th booper is involved when the poetry boop is sent in, the style being in italics! They don't show up again??

The booper #2 accidentally sends "boob" instead of "boop" thus the boob jugling booper is born!

wrenegade-accio is booped as soon as they wake up!!! ominis-bird-of-yore and lil-grem-draws get booped at the same time, nobody is left behind, Kat sets up more traps!!

rypnami seems to have been booped with a sunflower. And then the flower was taken away??? But 10 more are given back! greedyforgarreth gives the waddler a hug!

Some anon is scared of the booper, but ask-sebastian promises to protect them! justmagnoliaellistor gets booped as well and is being very sweet about it. People love the boopers. tessa-eloden got some boops the following morning as well.

The boopers slowly departed into the night. We do not know their identities. We are not sure how many there were. We are puzzled by how they managed to boop us and never get caught. Despite the chaos that was created, the boopers are greatly loved and appreciated <3

[no-gorms]

Preggers Omega!Tony needing a foot rub and refusing to sit long enough to get one (Tony has things to do standing up and so little time before he can’t do them for a few months ok!!! He’s going to be out on bedrest soon he can feel it in his swollen toes)

and the eager-to-oblige-but-failing-to-convince-Tony-to-sit-Alpha!Steve chasing after him (who is going to be glad and happy to handle a bed-resting Tony, he’s going to do his best to make sure his mate is not bored nor sneaking out)

(the sight of this slow moving chase is amusing to watch for the rest of the team I’m sure. Bruce is less amused knowing he’s going to also be on bedrest-wrangling-Tony-duty as well soon)

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Nobody could've guessed that Tony would be an angry waddler, but he is! Tony refuses to look at any photos or videos of himself while he's in this state -- he would've banned photos all together but Steve made sad face so Tony'll give in for this one thing. No to the footrubs (NOT YET) and he'll only lightly tolerate Steve following him bent slightly at the knees as he's on standby to catch Tony if he trips and falls. Which he only does ONCE and okay it was nice to be in Steve's arms for a bit, but he has so much to do!

Photos of waddling!Tony go viral, though. No one tells him, of course.

[camilladerricoart]

🐧Who can resist the charm of these adorable waddlers? Penguins are one of the cutest! 😍 Their little stomp and those wiggly tails are a guaranteed mood lifter. 🐧✨

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Thrilled to share a sneak peek of my latest creation, featured in the upcoming @scopeartshow Scope Miami Art show by @havengallery, taking place from December 5-10, 2023, right in the heart of beautiful Miami Beach, FL! 🌴

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🎨 This piece is a soulful dive into the world of animals from around the globe, from the coldest places on earth to the warmest! I can't wait for you to see her all done. For more details about this artwork, feel free to reach out to Erica Berkowitz at info@havengallery.com.🌊🎨✨

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#ScopeMiami #ArtShow #Penguin #camilladerrico #blackandwhite #ocean #paintingvid

[sirduck48]

Happy Duck day all! This is a very exciting day for me since I get to see a lot more Duck posts.

Since it is Duck day, you get to have a summary of all of my Duck headcanons, as well as some more headcanons that I haven't previously mentioned.

-He is left handed.

-He is hypermobile, and sometimes needs a cane to walk. His joints also click and dislocate a lot. His muscles and joints grow stiff and ache if he doesn't stretch or click them for a while.

-He does waddle, no one knows why. (From an omniscient narrator’s perspective, it’s because of his struggle with balance and spacial awareness due to his autism and hypermobility). He has waddled since he started walking.

-He is English, and was born in the west country (Devon specifically).

-He is very strong, but he only knows some of his strength. (Oliver is the same. Duck is a lot stronger than him, but Oliver is still strong).

-He is autistic, but he doesn’t tell anyone. He prefers not to. Only his parents know. Edward suspects that he is autistic, but he hasn't mentioned it to him.

-He is known as “Duck” because he loves ducks, his hair flicks out at the ends like duck feathers and a male duck's tail feather, he waddles, he talks a lot sometimes like a duck quacking, and he stims by flapping his hands like a duck flapping its wings.

-His favourite foods are sandwiches (egg and cress is his favourite) and doughnuts (jam filled doughnuts are his favourite), he also loves cinnamon rolls and pie. Said foods are also his comfort foods.

-He loves baking, and is very good at it.

-He loves reading, and prefers to read non fiction books about his special interests.

-He has a dark green vintage satchel with a gold “GWR” on the front, a small GWR pin and a duck pin. He got the bag from his grandad who also worked on the GWR railway as a train driver. He got the pin when he was hired on the GWR, and his mom and dad bought him the duck pin when they all went on holiday when he was a child.

-He is very close with his parents and grandfather.

-He has no siblings.

-He has very little interest in dating (from an omniscient narrator’s perspective, he is grey ace, but he only likes men).

-He doesn’t get on with Thomas, and Thomas doesn’t like him.

-He loves tweed, and always wears it when he isn’t working.

-He loves smart fashion in general.

-He has perfect manners.

-He has a book that he writes in whenever he is upset or angry.

-He has quite extreme emotions, and struggles to control them sometimes.

-He tends to stare quite a bit. No one knows why. Is he daydreaming? Is he doing it on purpose to unnerve you? Does he want something from you? Does he just like staring? Perhaps it is all of them, who knows…

-His parents call him “little waddler”affectionately. It started when he walked for the first time and they kept calling him that since. They also affectionately call him “pumpkin”.

-He affectionately calls people that he likes "pumpkin".

-When he stands in one spot, he sways from side to side.

-He loves his hair and loves to watch and feel his hair flowing in the wind or underwater.

-He infodumps a lot. This is mainly where others’ annoyance for him talking comes from.

-He can naturally swim well and really likes the water. He is also very buoyant and loves floating in the water.

-His special interests are the great western railway, the sea, boats, smart fashion and birds.

-He has a large collection of canes that are practical and classy at the same time. Some even have duck heads to match with his name.

-He daydreams quite a lot.

-He can sing very well, and is very musically talented.

-He actually likes his name, because he considers it distinctive and classy. He also likes being referred to as "Duck" because it reminds him of how others see him (in a good way)

[nevermindtheweights]

Lumine. The Waddler.

Used to be the traveller but she got fat from all the cute girls who feed her.

[hereinhungercity]

Too Many Cooks

No man, or duck, can resist stealing batter when the baker works his art.

Felt like doing a little domestic selfship drabble with Howie, hope you guys enjoy even if there's no Bev, haha.

Howard darted a spoon into the bowl Aldous was mixing. That was something interesting about him- apparently, back home, feathered fingers means batter theft involves a small spoon rather than a wandering finger.  Aldous elbowed him back. “Knock it off, dude. There’s raw eggs in here, you want salmonella? Get off the counter.”

“Waugh! Don’t even bring it up. I’m still trying to get used to you hairless apes constantly eating eggs.” Howard fluffed his feathers and scooted off the counter, pausing to theatrically preen himself, as if indignant. His smile and soft eyes belied his good humor to Aldous, who turned back to the batter. “Besides, any waddler past their down knows you’re more likely to get e coli from the flour.”

“That’s… not any better, Howie.”

“Maybe so, but it’s my god given right to poison myself if I want to, isn’t it?” Howard huffed and climbed up into a chair at the table. “It’s good, by the way, doll. Worth having my hand slapped at least. It’s just chocolate though, why’s it red?”

“Don’t you even think about it, Howard.” Aldous paused as he set the spoon down and reached for a cake pan. He turned around and looked at his husband and smiled. “I actually know this one! Culinary school is paying off. Originally it was because of the use of cocoa in the cakes which would turn red as a chemical reaction. Later, during rations, bakers used beet juice to enhance the color of their cakes. Well. That’s for here, I don’t know if your home has the same history.”

“You’re telling me you’ve never heard of red velvet cake?”

“Of course I’ve heard of it! Waugh, who hasn’t? I just don’t get it, that’s all.” Howard twirled his batter thief spoon around in his hand, considering taking another swipe. Aldous raised the wooden spoon he was mixing with, tapped the batter off it, and pointed it at the duck without even turning.

“We both got Washington on our dollars, I figure it’s probably the same where it counts.” He looked over as Aldous slid two of the batter-filled pans into the oven and purred when Aldous bumped the door shut with his hip. He laughed and took his apron off, flinging it over Howard’s head and wrapping his arms around him from behind. “Waugh! You’re so sappy, you’re gonna waterboard me, toots.”

Aldous laughed and pulled back on the apron menacingly, as if to strangle him before flipping the fabric away. He wrapped his arms around the duck again as the apron fluttered to the floor and kissed his cheek. “Don’t you call me toots, if you want any of this cake.”

“Alright, Big Al. I’ll play nice, just let me at that cake. Maybe after you let me at you-”

“Howard!” Aldous playfully shoved against his shoulders and moved to sit beside Howard at the table. He rested his elbows on the tabletop and chewed his lip coyly as he looked at the duck. “Well… we do have about forty minutes. Think that’s enough time to ‘get at me’, Howie?”

“There’s never enough time to spend with you, toots, let’s go.”

[entamewitchlulu]

been making Monstrosities just for fun today :3

from left to right:

Venom-Tipped Waddler: funny little guys who live in marshes and swamps. They have poisonous quills that they can shoot out at will in self defense.

Radiation Dog: scary looking hound-like creatures found living in areas of nuclear fallout. Despite their frightening appearance, including an octopus like appendage and a mane of jellyfish like strands that move at will, the radiation dog is actually completely harmless and friendly, and makes for a very loyal companion. Due to its nature being completely immune to radiation poisoning, it's often used by rescuers and adventurers in exploring areas too dangerous for humans.

Deep Webbed Crawler: a blind, deaf fish with hermit crab-like legs that lives mostly at very deep volcanic vents, however, it is also capable of traveling up to the surface. It has the ability to extend webbed membranes between its crab legs for swimming faster, and withdrawing it in order to climb rocks.

Hourglass Hound: tiny dog-like creatures bred by farmers to have a very precise innate knowledge of time. They are better than most clocks at knowing exact timing, and can be trained to let off howls at precise times in order to help farmers keep time.

[crinklydrakiechu]

Numbers 12, 13, 14, and 15 🤭

12. Yes and no. Love having a faint smell of powder and lotion after a change for a while. And a fsint smell of being a soggy waddler.

13. Lol nope. I try to keep it as nice as possible. Especially with living with a vanilla person.

14. Who doesnt love a fresh dry diaper?! But i also do love a soggy squishy disper. But if its past soaked to saturated then its not comfy anymore. If makes sense.

15. I love the idea of Plastic Panties. But i have yet to find a pair that are comfy and dont dig into my thighs and hurt alot :(

Thank you! It was good to see you again anonny!

[cadcnce-archived]

@remunporium sent: Winter can be so cold. Even if Ram were to stack multiple layers of warmth buffs in the form of coats, the chill still finds a way to bother her. Heavy jacket. Light jacket underneath. Thick boots with a fuzzy collar. Warm stockings underneath a long skirt. A fuzzy hat, mittens, and earmuffs... Compared to Wylan, he's not wearing nearly as much. But they were so close to home... why did the temperature have to drop so suddenly? It feels almost twenty degrees cooler than when she went on break! At least she had his warmth to count on after having him agree to accompany her back home, but even that wasn't enough..! " I'm so damn cold.. " What's usually a code for 'I want to be held or cuddled' was now meant in a more literal sense. Wylan can feel the vibrations and teeth chattering just from holding her hand. Brrr! " Do we have any cocoa left? I need something warm when I get inside.. " She is pulling herself closer to him if only because the residual heat he gives off is just enough to help her feel like she's not about to become a pink popsicle. " C--c'mon. I don't want to freeze out here. "

Come to think of it, Wylan used to consider himself the one who whined a lot about the cold. Having grown up in a much warmer climate- basically the desert- any part of the world that had actual winters and snow was like throwing him to the wolves. That's what he felt like before, complaining and bundling up and sniffling.

Then he met Ram. And compared to her he might actually be considered normal for once. A dramatic woman in her own right with her needs and stubborn mannerisms, all that clocked to 11 when she felt cold. And she felt so often. A mild breeze can set off her need to cling close to him. Sometimes he throws blankets to placate her. It doesn't work.

"I heard you the first time, pinky. Outside of me carrying you and sprinting I don't think we'll be getting back any ffffuckin faster tho." He pauses. "Don't make me do that. Just. Here. Yeah, that works. Okay." The assassin holds his coat open (briefly) before shoving Ram inside it and pulling it closed. Yes, this makes walking awkward, and she's shaking against like a maraca, but you can't say he didn't do something to try now! A shame he doesn't generate a lot of body heat.

"We used the rest of the cocoa in your experiment, or... did you forget? That's fine. I got plenty of coffee we can whip up. That counts enough. Right? If you get picky with me it's proof you're not as desperate as you claim."

Finally they enter the front lobby of the building. A respite. A reprieve. Freedom. And the two of them look quite pathetic among the other guests and residents stepping through the revolving door now that the waddlers aren't holding the fucking thing up. Elevator is hailed. And they're still shuddering once they reach the front door and enter.

Ram probably collapses as soon as she's inside. Wylan bumps up the thermostat.

"...forget coffee. I'm taking a shower. My hair and clothes are soaked."

[neat-deadandlive-things]

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!

Fat bear week starts tomorrow. Who will be crowned the fattest bear, and send all the others to their winter dens to dream of a fatter tomorrow?

Will it be reigning 4 time winner Otis? 

Our fuzzy eared Grazer? Who managed to keep her rotund figure while also feeding her two 2 year old cubs all summer? (Who almost won Fat Bear Junior this year themselves!)

Walker? Who earned the nickname “waddler” last year for good reason!

Super Mom, Holly!

Will beefy 747 (who lost in the last round in 2021) take the crown?

Will fat bear junior champion Cub 909 win above her weight class?

Or will it be one of the others? All fat and round in their own rights!

32 Chunk, 164, 335, 854, 856, or 901?

 https://explore.org/meet-the-bears

It’s fat bear week 2022! Who are you voting for?

[miniiinebulaee]

waddle dees waddling waddlingly like waddlers who waddle

Happy waddle wednesday