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"Wu Zi Mu... but my friends call me Woozie, how you doing?" Scene redraw from the "Wu Zi Mu" Mission <3 (Cesar took Ryder's water.)
this one (took it from fandom wikia)
#gta san andreas#gta sa#fan art#my art#carl johnson#woozie#wu zi mu#cesar vialpando#woozie's beautiful gal pals#they're propably happy married lesbians who help their lucky mole leader
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#touhou#watatsuki no yorihime#watatsuki no toyohime#rei'sen#reimu hakurei#you cant see her but shes the gal being invited to dance with the lunarian prince....who is yorihime#lucky shrine maiden
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3am thought
Lawlu is basically Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit.
Silly, goofy boi, now equipped with gear 5 giving him the full power of a toon. Extremely affectionate, unconventional and an adorable smile. He pulls and no one has any idea how he did it??
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Handsome and serious doctor man who is somehow almost in a different genre but falls in love with said goof CUZ he's funny. Definitely gives off 'Ew. Go away. I only love my husband'
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"Seriously, what do you see in that guy?"
"He makes me laugh."
#lawlu#3am thoughts#late night rambles#one piece spoilers#ish#one piece#monkey d. luffy#trafalgar law#roger rabbit reference :d#Luffy is Roger Rabbit#Law is Jessica Rabbit#change my mind#They're both simps your honor#He's a lucky gal#or pal??#how i basically see lawlu#who framed roger rabbit#such a good movie
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We're both married now, congrats Xavi!
#who's the lucky gal cuz#I'm not taking off rafayel's ring 🤣#love and deepspace#love and deepspace xavier#lads xavier
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Truthfully it should be considered a crime of humanity to just drop glow-up ace on us during wano no warning that’s INSANE what the actual hell I had to pause and catch my breath for a second
#pattering on the roof#I love stinky alabasta ace as much as the next gal and the undeniable glow-up in marineford was decently wild#but this is truly INHUMANE like that the actual living fuck#I say once again luffy is so lucky he doesn’t care bc growing up w an older brother who looks LIKE THAT????
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i mean i think we have to break up before christmas or so which is gonna be really embarrassing but its gonna avert the mutual emotional devastation that would be happening in early may
#its my fucking junior year. my parents cant know she even exists#this creates the conditions of me maintaining a secret relationship#with 4 ap tests. hosa comp if im lucky. spelling comp because theres no other option for me.#my recert and orientation for lifeguarding. figuring out fucking PROM. all my other bullshit finals#state vase also if im lucky. and organizing end of year events for multiple clubs#being kind of bitchy to anyone whos clingy to me would be the BEST option.#worst ill be indirectly violent or say some dumb shit and block yr number then have too much pride to unblock it#like ok. we deserve each other but she deserves someone who can commit to her more#(now that im saying that it would be the best rationale i can give tbh)#i dont wanna break up bc i like being with her but i have to schedule everything w my already wack fucking schedule#i can never have her over or tell my parents im going out w her and barely any of my friends know her#and honestly i dont want to break up bc it would make me sad and lonely#but i dont want to like. wait until i find a better girl because holy fuck thats insane#better meaning literally just easier. cis boyfriend that my parents like or cis Gal Pal that i can hang out with all the time#because the sneaking around shit is so much of my emotional bandwidth
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theme change 🧡🍂
yes it’s still technically summer but my local coffee shops have now started serving fall drinks, therefore ‘tis the pumpkin spice season ✨
#if only I actually got to experience autumn where I live#it’ll be summer weather until November#late October if we’re lucky#also guess who scrapped their drafts again? this gal 😭#hope rambles
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Congratulations to Team Shiver For Winning!! 🎉
Pretty fun anniversary Splatfest!! And GG everyone!! We all did an amazing job!
#splatoon#splatfest#as someone whos on team big man everyone did their hardest and congrats to everyone#was pretty fun!/gen#also who ever was named ShiverSimp helped me alot in Big Run i give this crown to you ->👑#shes leader now guys give it for silly shark gal!#YOU GUYS GOT A LUCKY STREAK GOING ON :00/pos/nm#keep it up!
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i like to think that the quality of my friends proves my inherent goodness as a person.
#genuinely everyone has been so lovely recently#to me that proves I’m doing something right#specifically this is about my gal#LokiNightFury#because who else would ring me from a busted gig so I could hear my favourite song?#I am so sos soo so so so so so lucky
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How many times have you seen each of your favorite bands/musicians?
Chicago: 12 times!
Tears for Fears: 3 times!
Styx: Twice!
Paul McCartney: Twice!
The Beach Boys: Twice!
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Lowkey, love my period? It tells me alot about what's going on with me, which is more than I can say for my actual brain sometimes
I don’t begrudge women who don’t like their period, but I do find it a little aggravating when I’m not believed that I don’t hate my period. no, not even when I’m in pain. no, not even when I make a mess. it’s just like, whatever to me. and I know some women have just the worst periods imaginable, like truly debilitating. I’m lucky I don’t have that, I probably have the most normal period possible all things considered. and still I’m just not believed. it’s assumed you hate having a period and hate getting it and it makes you feel useless and disgusting. and that you’re just being annoying on purpose when you say “eh I don’t mind it. It’s not so bad.” you really don’t have to hate it, it’s not a prerequisite. you’re not crazy if you don’t hate it. it’s like any of my other bodily functions and frankly some of those other ones suck worse and happen more often so. you know. that’s how I see it.
#i am VERY lucky to only have like 2 days with cramps#so like OP dont blame anyone for disliking it#but i also have a lot of love for this aspect of my body honestly#its weird but it reminds me that my body is my body to take care of#also switched back to pads after using almost exclusively tampons for like 8 years and???#almost understand gals who freebleed honestly it actually really changes the way you feel with it#tmi but its my blog so#ALSO ALSO it means im not pregnant!!#which is rarely an issue but i was raised religious you never know ok
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you’ve heard about linksmeet aus before, but today I bring you a LINKLES MEET AU
✨WELCOME TO THE LINKLE-VERSE✨
basically, an au that asks the question of: what if each Link had a Linkle counterpart? The Linkles don’t necessarily share a spirit, but they do share one thing, aka GETTING LOST! So lost in fact they end up in different eras lmao what’s better than this, just gals being pals trying to find their way back home amiright lmao
it all starts with Fauna (botw/totk!Linkle) following a story about Zelda’s whereabouts for the Lucky Clover Gazette and falling down a suspicious portal accidentally. She ends up in another era and another time, and pairs up with the local Linkle to find a way back home (though jumping through time will absolutely make a great story for the Lucky Clover!) what happens next will (not) surprise you (they get lost again and find themselves in another era, find the local Linkle and…rinse and repeat lmao)
👇 small notes and translation of their names down below 👇
they’re all sapphics cause like, I’m sapphic and I say so lol
the OG Linkle aka the one from hyrule warriors, is nicknamed atenea
fauna has no idea her coworker (botw/totk!link) is THE link everyone is looking for, cause I think it’s funny that he has the Tony Hawk syndrome lmao
hada dies to ganondorf’s forces while protecting oot!zelda in all timelines except the child timeline
brisa hates ww!link’s guts and refers to him as her sworn arch nemesis but it’s all one sided cause ww!link couldn’t care less about her lmao he keeps finding rare treasure and getting his hands on treasure maps, ITS NOT FAIR !
rosa is like brock from pokemon aka her eyes are always closed lmao
ocaso has a bitch resting face but is actually a sweetheart, she feeds the cats in castle town every day
linka is a traveling merchant in hyrule, while rava travels lorule. they both have had encounters with ravio in lorule/hyrule and hate him, they’re competitors lol the hatred is mutual though ravio hates them too since they keep stealing Mr Hero’s patronage from him lol
I like to imagine peregrina has stumbled upon loz/al!link a couple of times but has no idea who he is, like just a weird traveling kid lmao
alma likes trains and aspires to be a royal engineer like st!link but she also dreams of eventually being the captain of a steamboat lol
ever since she split, colores talks in plural sometimes
capa is mc!link’s cousin aka they both have the same grandpa :)
the translations of their names are:
Cielo = sky
Capa = cape
Hada = fairy
Rosa = rose or pink
Brisa = breeze
Ocaso = twilight
Linka is just Linka lol same with Rava
Colores = colors
Alma = spirit or soul
Fauna = same in English
Peregrina = pilgrim
#miry's art#welcome to the Linkle-verse au#loz linkle#the legend of zelda#loz#tloz#loz au#tloz au#skyward sword#minish cap#ocarina of time#a link to the past#link’s awakening#oracle games#wind waker#twilight princess#a link between worlds#four swords#spirit tracks#breath of the world#tears of the kingdom#adventure of link#oh my god so many tags lmao
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Hey every1 that's new here. An introduction to moi: First of all, welcome to your new life as one of my owned little subbies.
If you are reading this, you're already mine. 💋
There will be no turning back from this point on, my little plaything.
I'm the findomme/femdomme of your wildest dreams. It'll be up to you to make your dreams come true. If u have been mine for a bit or for a while, you already know this to be true, lucky lucky little subby.
I enjoy making captions using pics of gorgeous women that you will never be worthy of either, to mold and condition you with. To put little simps like you in their rightful place with. Far, far, below me, and all other women. If u were ''worthy'', I'd still gladly make you submit and realize that being my pussy free & owned little fincuck is what you crave to be. Being owned by me. To experience true and authentic submission. I don't care who you are or where you are from. You are mine. Let my voice and captions guide you, my little simp. You however aren't even worthy of hearing my voice until you send me your initial. Get ready to open your wallet for me, my little finsubby.
I'm here to make you realize just how fragile that ''masculinity'' of yours is. To make you fully embrace what you are. And if you view yourself as a ''strong man'', I'll still gladly help u explore your submissive side in ways that you possibly didn't even know were possible. The pleasure of serving me will far outreach all of your ''own'' desires, subby. I'm here to take full control over you. I'm the most captivating woman you will ever have to honor of serving. If you are into a little mystery, a little exclusivity, and or are into being cucked, belittled, emasculated and degraded by a gorgeous and incredibly successful woman, I'm the owner you have been looking for your entire life. That's quite something, huh, my little bitch?
I share exclusive content only with my long term subs. You will have to earn it. But once you have & have been a good pay piggy for me you will certainly experience the most unique and exciting things of your entire life. I'm genuine. I get a lot of enjoyment from denying regular non 💸💸sending simps any and all pics, vids and voice recordings of me. Just to remind you who's in charge here. But if you send, you will slowly earn more from me. I'm very open minded and will make all of your wildest dreams come true, as long as you know your place with me and are a very obedient and good pay piggy.
What type of exclusive content am I talking about? I like being a mystery box type of gal. That's up to you to find out. But I know it's what you've been looking for. What I can assure you is that once you find out, you'll wish you became mine sooner. I do things in my way, and my way will become your only way. It already is, pet.
I like keeping you denied right from the start. Just to fully put you in your rightful place. I'm not for sale. I don't send pics of myself in exchange for cash etc. I'll however gladly fincuck you and make you swallow your cum to the sound of my voice or a pic of my socked feet, hah, little simp. But you'll have to earn it. If that captivates you, I know it does, then look forward to a lifetime of being my little bitch.
After your initial $100 you can earn your first bit of exclusive content, I like surprising my little simps haha. You'll have to find out for yourself what that means. But what I can assure you, is that it will be the beginning of one of the most exciting things you will ever experience, my little subby. I'm not even exaggerating. If you have been looking for a true owner and true submission, this is it.
What excites me most about being a findomme? Making subs realize that the only way they will ever please me is by sending me cash. Making you realize that all that ''belongs to you'' actually belongs to me, and that that has always been the case. It's so funny to see how easy it is to control subs. It really is. I don't even have to try and you'll submit, my little pet. You are so easy. So incredibly weak & easy.
Also, I don't do bland or vapid. I'm here to own you for the rest of your life. I'm here to stay. To take you deeper every day & make you realize that u are nothing but my owned finsub. You never were anything else. This is who you are, my little simp. How does it feel to be mine?
Welcome home, simpy wallet.
You finally found me.❤️
Once u have earned more of me, get ready for the wild ride of your lifetime. I'll take you deeper than you ever have before. I actually mean this. Sometimes findom and femdom can be monotonous. Not here subby. I'm here to give you something you have never experienced before. You are not ready, simp. You have no idea. I actually enjoy fully deconstructing all kinds of subs. To get to know you, to then mold you into exactly what you have always been. My human ATM. I honestly won't even have to try. I know that you long for this, subby.
I do like to take good care of my machines though, if that is what ''they'' like. If you prefer to be fully ignored & fincucked by me, I'll indulge you as well, my owned little machine. Anything you ''desire''.
I enjoy owning all kinds of subs. Cucks, betas, losers, sissies, ''alphas'', virgins, pussy free rejects, finsubs, fincucks, premie bitches etc. etc.
If you can name ''it'', I'll gladly own ''it'', lol.
Which one of those are you subby? You being here, on this page, seeking out these kinds of posts on tumblr, Ha!! I bet you are one of them, aren't you, subby? I know that you are hahah.
What I enjoy most? Making you obey. Very complicated, huh? Whatever I say, you obey. No orgasms for 1 year. You obey. 10 ruined orgasms in 1 day, you obey. Making you listen to my hypnotizing voice on loop all day on your off days, we are just getting started.
Now, submit to me pet. Oh wait, you already did. 😂🖕
Now, do what you are supposed to. Send, and begin the experience that you have been waiting for your entire life, my little subby.
I look forward to getting to know you, break you, mold you, cuck you, make you fuck yourself lol, deny you, drain you, drain you, drain you, drain you, drain you, drain you, my little wallet bitch. Whether you are broke or rich, I can always find creative ways to make use of my little simps. Now send send send, my little simp. Make your new ownership official. Do it as soon as you are finished reading this intro.
Once you have done so, message me: "Sent Miss Maddy'' and you'll be able to earn your first taste of me after we have introduced ourselves to eachother. When I say earn, I do mean earn. I don't waste my time on fake subs. This will be a journey unlike any you have experienced before. Serving me is not just submission. It's self exploration. It's raw & primal. Once you have sent the initial I'll allow you to tell me a bit about yourself as soon as I have time for you. Which I'll then be able to take you deeper with. You better be certain I'll only take you deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper and…
I look forward to getting to know you, my sweet little subby. And remember, if you wanna financially serve me silently, without ever even talking to me, you are very welcome to do so as well. I actually really enjoy my silent subs. Silently sending fincucks are so incredibly adorable. It's just so cute. Receiving silent sends from subs that don't expect anything for it in return at all, is such a turn on. Fully embracing your place as my silently sending wallet. If you want to be among my favs, this is the way you'll decide to serve me, subby. Also, I know some of you enjoy me ignoring you just as much as you enjoy interacting with me lol, so yeah, there is something here for every1.
Last but not least, once you are mine, our interactions will actually be meaningful and deep. I'll view you as a real person. You'll be my little wallet, but I'll take good care of you. Like I said, I don't do vapid and shallow. We'll always have fun with eachother. Of couse I'll be having most of the fun though, as it should be hahah. I'd like to get to truly know you and slowly invite you into my world. I'll take you under my wing and will actually give you something that will leave you feeling truly fulfilled, yet always longing for more. Being mine is a honor and will leave you feeling grateful and energized. To experience ''me'' is to experience true submission, in all ways, my owned little simp.
Now do it, subby. Go to the kofi in my bio and send your initial to your brand new owner. I look forward to getting to know you, my permanently fully owned little bitch. If you want me to take you seriously, come at me respectfully, and with patience. I also always appreciate initials that are bigger than what I require. Do it right now.
Hand it over, subby. 💋
(If you prefer a different way to send💸💸 from the one in my bio, message me, and I'll gladly provide you with some other options.)
((You can call me Miss, Mistress, Owner, Miss Maddy or Mommy, whichever you freaks prefer, all of those are fine by me.💗💗💗💗)
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Hi can I request simp!charles leclerc x actress!reader like tom holland and zendaya kind of relationship plz
just us | charles leclerc
social media au
synopsis: in which he's a simp for you
pairing: charles leclerc x famous!reader
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yourusername me lately <3
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charles_leclerc so beautiful😍😍
charles_leclerc you're a Goddess
charles_leclerc date me 😍😍😍
yourusername i am????
charles_leclerc sexy😭😭
user1 never thought i would see the day where Charles would become such a simp for his girlfriend
user2 can you blame him??? she's gorgeous
charles_leclerc exactly, can you blame me??
user1 charles 😭😭😭😭
pierregasly he's giggling and kicking his feet rn
yourusername awwww😭
charles_leclerc why would you expose me like that?
pierregasly she needs to know the truth about you
user3 charles leclerc, vroom vroom guy, dating THE Y/N?? impossible🥴🥴
charles_leclerc actually, very possible and accurate
landonorris he won't stop yapping about you
charles_leclerc i don't yap
carlossainz55 you do
pierregasly you invented yapping
oscarpiastri you never shut up about her
georgerussell63 we know her as well as you do
charles_leclerc OKAY WE GET IT
yourusername AWW CHARLIE 😭😭😭 it's okay, i love your yapping
carmenmmundt gorgeous gal 🫶🏻🫶🏻
yourusername staaaaawp ily❤️
charles_leclerc um?????
georgerussell63 just get used to it, there's nothing we can do
carmenmmundt good boy george :)
user4 the fact that Charles is finally happy and comfortable enough in a relationship to share his love with us makes me so happy 😭
user5 what do you mean? what about his past relationships?
user4 he's said before that he didn't feel as comfortable in his past relationships as he feels now and that being with Y/N has changed him for the better and makes him feel like a better man
user6 that's actually so cute :(((
francisca.cgomes OMFG YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL BABY 😭❤️
yourusername i love you so much <333
pierregasly can you please stop stealing our girlfriends?
yourusername no <3
scuderiaferrari ❤️ liked by charles_leclerc
lilyzneimer 🩵
yourusername ly lils <3
lilyzneimer lyt💘
oscarpiastri seriously? her too?
yourusername i’m irresistible
lilymhe gorgeous ❣️
yourusername ilyyyyyy<3
alex_albon i'm gorgeous too
lilymhe of course you are, babe
charles_leclerc don't even bother, i've tried
yourusername good boy
user7 the relationship between the drivers and wags and y/n is my favorite thing in the world😭😭😭
user8 your honor, i love her🫶🏻💘
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charles_leclerc forever in awe of everything that you do and everything that you are❤️i love you so much tagged: yourusername
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yourusername charlieeeeeee😭😭😭😭
yourusername i love you so much❤️
yourusername you're the best boyfriend i could have ever asked for🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
charles_leclerc best boyfriend award?
yourusername you know it 🫶🏻🫶🏻
user1 i want what they have 😭😭
landonorris simp
yourusername at least he has someone to simp over😁
landonorris that’s rude
charles_leclerc it’s also true
landonorris don’t remember asking your opinion
carmenmmundt my gal !!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻
yourusername ly!!!❤️
lilymhe gorgeous!!!❤️
yourusername staaawp☹️☹️☹️
lilyzneimer charles is one lucky man 🫶🏻🫶🏻
yourusername awww lils ☹️❤️
alex_albon why is your girlfriend stealing our girlfriends?
yourusername cause i'm better than all of you
charles_leclerc i don't even try anymore
oscarpiastri are they even our girlfriends at this point?
georgerussell63 we'll be left single if things progress from here
yourusername who says you aren't already? ;)
user2 they are the IT couple😭😭
user3 my parents🥲🥲❤️❤️❤️❤️
oscarpiastri you're whipped, my man
charles_leclerc you're one to talk
yourusername boys, behave
user4 i think everyone can agree that they’re the best couple on the entire internet ❤️❤️
user5 they have a hold on me they shouldn’t have 😭
user6 the cutest couple ❤️
kendalljenner you're glowing, so proud of you ❤️
yourusername thank you, ken ❤️❤️❤️
francisca.cgomes i see you've been taking my advice, Charles
yourusername ????? what advice?
charles_leclerc she told me i should dress more appropriately so i am suitable to be at your arm
pierregasly babe, we talked about this..
francisca.cgomes shhhhhhh, look how cute they look now
yourusername um????? thanks???
scuderiaferrari Our one and only couple! ❤️
iamrebeccad what about us?????
scuderiaferrari uh...
charles_leclerc you're on your own for this
carlossainz55 well done, cabron. never believed you had it in you
charles_leclerc ...to support my girlfriend?
carlossainz55 to have one :)
charles_leclerc ...
yourusername LOL
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yourusername taking some well-deserved time off with my one and only ❤️ tagged: charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc you're so beautiful❤️❤️❤️
charles_leclerc there is nobody i would rather spend my holidays with❤️
charles_leclerc madly in love with you❤️❤️
yourusername staaaaaaawp
yourusername i love you so freaking much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
landonorris you make me gag
yourusername bro stop commenting on my posts
landonorris you will never silence me
user1 they're so cute man 😭😭
user2 i need a relationship like theirs😭❤️
joris_trouche please stop making me feel uncomfortable
yourusername awwwww, are you jelly, joris?😝
joris_trouche disgusted, more likely
charles_leclerc we know you love us though
joris_trouche seriously starting to question that
user3 where is leo?☹️☹️☹️
yourusername he is in Monaco with Charles' mother!! he was feeling a bit under the weather so we decided he would feel better if he stayed at home☹️
user4 leo is sick :((((((
user5 the fact that i care more about this couple and their dog than my own well-being is concerning😭😭
user6 I LOVE IT LOL
carlossainz55 i thought you said you weren’t going on holiday without me?
yourusername um, charles_leclerc?
charles_leclerc i’m pleading the fifth
carlossainz55 you’re not even American???
user7 i love the chaos in the comments
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APPARENTLY a couple of my goyishe coworkers have been getting the very same Jewish influencers popping up on their Facebook reels, which is absolutely WILD.
Being a 21st century Jew is telling your family/Jewish friends about the Jewish influencers you're following on the internet and discovering that you're all following the same people.
#jumblr#jewish joy#Miriam Ezagui#Moses and Zippora#they were asking me about Purim because they'd seen it on social media which was lovely#but also WOW. some of these Jews have REACH.#it gives me hope that we may not be entirely fucked#for all the loud and proud and violent antisemites out there I think there are a good number of people who are completely neutral#they don't know much about Jews/Israel and they don't really care either way#(or they know enough not to conflate the world's Jewry with the actions of a government on the other side of the world)#(regardless of how you feel about those actions)#and THOSE are the people we can reach via social media and education and talking about Jewish things in casual conversation#I recognize that I am incredibly lucky to work in a place that isn't antisemitic#and that I can wear my magen david both in public and in my public-facing job#and I am going to take every opportunity to wear my magen david and answer people's questions and talk about my culture#& joke with the gal in shipping that she ought to stop asking me about why the Easter bunny delivers eggs & what that has to do with Easter#because I am the last person who's gonna know why Christians do anything
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TW: Sex, Sim Spice
Transcript under the cut
Client: I mean this respectfully, Nancy-
Nancy: Mrs. Landgraab.
Client: Right, right.
Client: We’ve done business with Mr. Landgraab for over two decades. He knows what we’re looking for.
Nancy: With Mr. Landgraab's pending retirement, he will be personally involved in very few projects. Any upcoming initiatives will be managed by me. My track record speaks for itself, and I assure you, I will not let you down.
Client: [sighs] You seem like a nice gal, Nancy-
Nancy: Mrs. Landgraab.
Client: We don’t doubt you’re a professional, considering who your father is but I think we will proceed with Mr. Landgraab, even if there’s a wait. With all due respect.
Nancy: I would like to remind you that he will retire, and I will be assuming leadership of the company.
Client: [chuckles] Well, he ain’t off the horse yet, missy. You take care.
Nancy: Wait- fuck. [sighs]
[snickering]
Nancy: Now WHO left this tasty little snack for me!
Jonathan & Malcolm: [squeals]
Nancy: What are you two doing here? You supposed to be in school. You’re not playing hooky are you?
Jonathan: I asked the driver to bring us here first. We wanted to surprise you with Dino. He’s lucky.
Nancy: Is that so?
Malcolm: Do we have to leave, Mommy? I wanna stay here with you!
Nancy: Oh, absolutely. You two are way too distracting and I need to focus. I’ll see you at dinner.
Jonathan: 6:30 sharp?
Nancy: 6:30 sharp. Malcolm, please behave today.
Malcolm: No promises!
Nancy Narrates: [Being a woman in a male dominated field felt like a crime. Being a mother was somehow worse]
Nancy Narrates: [My name alone wasn’t enough to gain their respect. I still had to work twice as hard]
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Nancy: What issue? How is this possible?
Worker: There’s an issue with the plumbing. I called for our site manager to speak with you about it. We followed the blueprints, ma’am.
Nancy: [mutters] Damn it.
Manager: We can fix it, no problem but we’ll need new plans no later than tomorrow morning, bossman. Shouldn’t set us back but maybe 1-2 days tops.
Geoffrey: Oh, no! No, sorry, I’m not the architect-
Nancy: I drew the plans, actually. You can discuss the details with me.
Manager: My apologies, miss!
Nancy: Mrs. Landgraab will do. Where can we sit and chat?
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Geoffrey: Ok, I have a joke. What has five toes and isn't your foot?
Jonathan: [snickers] What?
Geoffrey: My foot.
Jonathan: Pfftt! Dad! That was awful! I got one too!
Jonathan: How does a wiener go camping?
Geoffrey: [laughs] Oh boy. How?
Nancy: Jonathan, please, no wiener jokes at the table.
Jonathan: In a Wiener-bago.
Geoffrey: [laughs]
Geoffrey: Hey bud, your steak is getting cold. Come sit and eat.
Malcolm: Nuh-uh. I like watching Mommy. I’m going to be an architect too when I grow up. I’m gonna be the best, just like you.
Nancy: You sure will, my darling. It’ll be me, you and Jonathan.
Malcolm: And Daddy?
Nancy: Well, someone has to file all the paperwork.
Geoffrey: [laughs] Hey!
Jonathan: HA! Mommies can make jokes too!
Geoffrey: So, I had the world’s longest day, the boys are out cold for the night and you look so gorgeous right now. Thinking what I’m thinking?
[both panting]
Geoffrey: [whispers] Want to turn over?
Nancy: [whispers] Yes. Ok, try that.
Geoffrey: Hey, do you just want to stop?
Nancy: [nods]
Nancy: I’m sorry.
Geoffrey: Don’t apologize. You know it’s ok to stop, right? And we don’t have to have sex just because I’m in the mood for it.
Nancy: [sighs] I want to be in the mood, I just...I don’t know. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
Geoffrey: Maybe you’re stressed about work?
Nancy: [sighs] Maybe. My father is ancient, and he would rather work himself ragged instead of letting me step into his role. He doesn’t trust me. Hell, he doesn’t even know me.
Geoffrey: You’re right, he doesn’t know you. If he did, he’d know how capable and ready you are.
Nancy: I’m just tired of feeling invisible.
Geoffrey: Well. Make them see you. Be loud. Be in charge. You got it in you.
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Nancy Narrates: [I knew there was something inside me that craved more. I wanted to be more than just a mother and wife. I wanted 'something’ so badly, and it drove me mad not knowing exactly what it was that I wanted ]
Nancy: I hear you’re lucky, Dino. What do you have in store for me?
Nancy Narrates: [What I didn’t know was that all that wanting was not done in vain. That day that Judith Ward walked into my office changed my life]
Judith: Knock, knock! I hope you don’t mind taking a walk in.
Nancy: Oh! Oh, Ms. Ward, not at all! Please, have a seat.
Judith: Call me Judy, I insist, please.
Nancy: How can I help you?
Judith: When I purchased land in The Pinnacles, I knew I wanted a home designed by a sharp, feminine eye.That’s why I picked you to design my dream home, The Ward Den. Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
Nancy: It would be my absolute pleasure, Ms. War- Judy. May I ask what made you of all people choose me specifically?
Judith: Look around! The future is female! I make it my business to hire female cooks, female hairdressers, female designers, you name it. Men are only good for one thing these days, well, two if you count my male guard dogs. You know-
Judith: Wah wah wah wah wah.
Judith: Wah wah wah wah wah. Wah wah?
Judith: You know what I mean?
Nancy: Um, yes. Yes.
Judith: You have no idea how excited I am, hon! I just know all those B list bitches will gag when they see my new home on the hill. I’m going to throw the biggest party of the decade just to show it off. Everyone will be dying to have their home designed by THE Nancy Landgraab!
Nancy: I will make sure it is my best work yet. I’ll start right away.
Judith: I know you will! I have a great feeling about this, Nancy Landgraab!
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