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what is this girl doing 🤦♀️🤦♀️ i hope she doesn’t start speaking french next
#lottie matthews#yellowjackets#this image is really good i’m sorry i won’t draw a nice drawing of lottie until ive exhausted all of my funny ones#putting lottie antler penis aside i loveee lottie she’s so cute i really like her#hi i like yellowjackets now thankyou jamei and emoji for watching it with me#i will draw more misty today i think… misty is my favourite#no one likes when i yellowjacket post but it’s okay. i’ll draw twdg again eventually#i had such. bad art block for a few weeks heh. sorry about that.#i’ll use tumblr more again#lottie yellowjackets#yj#AHHHHHH LOTTIE NO THEYRE GOING TO MAKE YOU TAKE YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA MEDICATION DONT LET THEM DONT LET THEM LOCK YOU UP.#she the only real bitch out here.#let the wilderness guide you#who ate all the pussy
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made this in a sick haze. friend told me to post it.
#who ate all the pussy#sigh.#david brittlesbee#mythic quest#david mythic quest#david mq#from the shelves of costco
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hey girl u still fw me even tho i started a cult? (you’re apart of it by proxy)
#lottie matthews#natalie scatorccio#lottienat#yellowjackets#yellowjackets fanart#lottie matthews x natalie scatorccio#i don’t know how to say her last name and im afraid to say it out loud#WHO ATE ALL DA PUSSY?#my art
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Thank you sleep deprived me for drawing this
(I might color them)
#arcane sevika#arcane fanart#arcane#sevika fanart#Sevika#I love her so much#i need her#my art#who ate all the pussy?😎
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I spent WAY to long trying to figure out how to pose her. Anyways DAY 5 OF AMANDA AUGUST ‼️‼️
It's Amanda August, every day of August I do one drawing of Amanda Young our queen.
#amanda young#amanda young fanart#saw franchise#sawtism#fanart#saw#saw 2005#the pig#Who ate all that pussy shirt#amanda august
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Negan in stupid Spencer's style graphic tees like these ones from my own local Spencer's
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Unbeeeeeelieeeeevable sight in the parking lot at the gym
#HIS LIL UNDERBITE…#ok upon reflection the next tag is mean spirited and that’s not who I am. i mean it’s deeply who I am so I’ll keep it but it’s not nice#and I’m someone who’s pretty immune to heckin doggo pupper whatever#so it’s all the more powerful when a dog actually moves me lol#but I just smashed a super awesome workout I feel shredded as fuckkkkkkkkkk#this invincible feeling will last about ohhh eight more minutes#and I just ate my yummy snack too…#protein bar tastes so good when you don’t have a bitch in ya ear telling u it’s highly processed food#(I’m the bitch)#and now it’s time to go have dinner with 3 friends YAYYYYYYYYYY#I love **** to death but christ is it good to socialize separately sometime. freeeeeee me#‘tight pussy kind of annoying’ what’s that post again#release me?#anyways swimming is the bestest thing ever and now I’m cured#for seven and a half more minutes that is.
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gonna make a traceyfucker oc i think.......
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(watching any episode of season 4) this shit sucks i miss too much birthday
#finn.txt#HOOONESTY#IS SUCH A LONELY WORD#EVERYONE IS SO UNTRUUUE#if I start second guessing it collapses :)#awww brudders#YEEEES YEEEEES YEEEEEES… apologies Greg I may have gotten a little carried away#ITS MY BIRTHDAY FUCK YOUUU#I will remain coated thank you. as is my right#I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train. okay? …prove it!#so go on. who’s here. who isn’t?? your dad. your mom. your wife and kids. ANY real friends?#I TOOK YOU TWO FUCKING ASSHOLES ON A CAMPING TRIP CUZ DAD COULDNT BE BOTHERED. AND I ATE SOME BAD FUCKING FISH! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!#you’re a very fair maiden… a very evenhanded maiden…#yes I’m- I’m a walking rainbow band#the thing is the treehouse is cool and you’re NOT cool?#unbelievable. UNBELIEVABLE. OH I hope he fucking dies#privacy pussy pasta.#my- my thing was all bangers all the time. all bangers all the time#hey my partner is cold and he’d like to keep his fucking coat on ok? :)#i fucking love pussy. you see my moms??#I mean we’re all obviously… hugely looking forward to my father dying but…#I don’t think she’s taken anything… just getting the demons out I guess…#you’re so full of grace! :D …what did he say? I think he said you’re full of grace! full of fucking what??#are you okay? onlookers reported you having some sort of breakdown. people were anxious that you maybe swallowed your tongue??#no one likes talking about me fucking guys more than you do. you know that? why is that??? is that because you’re the coo who can’t fuck????#all the men got together in man club and we decided sweetheart everything’s fine so just *shh gesture* *sit down gesture* we got it :)#I already spoke to matsson. who hates you btw. and laughs at you constantly.#have a good birthday ok fuckface?#TAKE YOUR FUCKING COAT OFF. that’s enough! that’s enough.#it’s funny! it’s funny. you’re gonna laugh at it later. you’re gonna wake up in the middle of the night and be like ‘that was funny.’
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How come mega fucking legend Wuthering Heights has a 3 star something rating on goodreads but this Violeta book i got from the library has a 4 star rating?
#cherry says#im sure itll be good but youre not Wuthering Heights#i think i finally figured why its always had mixed reviews#i think by 1847 when published the purity revolutions increased in europe and america#so unfortunately nobody wanted to read the same doomed tragic horrific love story from before#bc what was written in the 1400s to 1600s is too barbaric for english people in 1847#they ate up Jane Eyre simply bc at the end of the day Jane Eyre is a good person#reading women who dont wanna be wives and torturous characters who love to an unnatural point#its not sexy and alluring and ooh la la wanting to run the streets mad to some readers since#its instead to these readers in the 1800s as DEAR GOD HOW CAN YOU WRITE A COUPLE LIKE THIS#and tbh the increase modern movement of puritanism with the INTERNET OF ALL PLACES goodreads falls in it#they dont like venus in furs they sure dont like wuthering heights that basically inspires venus in furs#power stances in love stories cant be handled in a puritan stance they simply want#people in a couple who dont pose a love story thats not destined to everybody bitch not everything applies to you#wuthering heights applies to me though i need that wuthering fucking pussy i need to get driven insane enough to die thats it
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emily prentiss barely awake over her morning cup of coffee in a “who ate all the pussy” shirt tara lewis got for her <3
#thinking about this all day#but emily blinking sleepily over a coffee pot waiting for the coffee to brew#who ate all the pussy shirt hanging from her shoulders#no thoughts#no vibes#just sleepy lesbian waiting for coffee
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» synopsis - ⟡⋆˙ toji who gets NASTY during sexual intimacy like FILTHY. (freaky ahh old man 😒..)
» contents - ⟡⋆˙ penetration, toji is a soft dom, hair pulling, unprotected sex, creampie, degrading actions, cum playing and eating. (TOJI IS A 𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚.)
» warnings - ⟡⋆˙ sexual themes.
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toji who is a certified freak and a retired whore.
toji who is driving his well built hips into you in doggystyle over and over again with no stop.
“mphp- fuckkk baby.. you’re doing so good” he said literally fucking you into stupidity as his pace saw no stop.
you were there, face down in to the pillow ass up as toji abused your sweet, smooth, velvety walls.
“t-toji.. slow downn..” you whined as he did slow down a bit but he just chuckled.
“what happened? you said you could take it” he said chuckling and slamming into you even harder.
He kept pushing his fat and veiny cock in your slick hole over and over with a thumb in your rim.
all you could do was moan out his name in pleased whines and whimpers as he stared down at you with that smug lazy grin.
his cock was decorated with a nice creamy ring at his base as he was leaking pre-cum even inside you.
your stomach felt warm and all mixed up. “t-tojii..” you moaned as he had his hand on the bulge of his cock in your stomach.
“mhm baby? you feel me in your stomach..?” he asked as you nodded quickly as he just let out a chuckle.
“good.”
you babbled and mumble out a string of i love you’s as he had a fistful of your hair pulling your head back.
your bodies were sweaty, the room tension was so fucking sexy. the sheets under you were stained with past releases.
your legs started twitching and squirming as he moved his hands and kept them still. “calm down baby.. relaxx..” he said with a lazy tone.
he lifted your head up snd started slamming into your uncontrollably while groaning loudly.
your orgasm came as your body jerked as you creamed hard on his cock as he frowned.
“aweee.. do i gotta teach you how to squirt baby..?” toji asked as he kissed you. “hold still..” he stated.
he plunged his fat tip into your hole one more time before releasing you into you. he released so much.
he groaned deeply and slowly pulled out his now limp cock which still was HUGE?
“uh-oh.. it’s leaking out babyy” he said as he leaned his face down to your pussy before he started eating you up and pulled away.
“let me clean it out okay..?” he said groaning at the taste of his bitter release and your sweet release.
“fuckk..” you moaned as you were glad you weren’t that sensitive as he ate you out.
“gotta clean my sweet girl’s pussy..” he mumbled.
#jujutsu kaisen#chososprettyprincess#toji fushiguro#toji zenin#jjk toji#toji smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen toji#jujutsu toji#jjk#jjk smut#toji x reader#toji
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ghost doesn't think he hears you correctly, not at first. there's a ringing that's still in his ears from the bullet he nearly ate earlier. (cw: dubcon, 18+)
"wot?"
"can you please please please--pretend to be my boyfriend--just for one minute--!"
"heyyy, sunshine," a nasty little voice sings. you spin around, cowering by the bar, just as someone a little too drunk and a little too big comes into your space. you scoot away from him, but he's coming closer, leaning over you, and ghost tilts his head to the side as he watches the way you flinch at the stink of his breath.
ghost fits into the space at your back quite easily. your back arches a little as his big hand finds the bend of your waist, and you squeak a little when he forces you back, pressing your ass against his pelvis as he tucks you into his shadow.
"who's this fuckin' nitwit?" ghost mutters, clicking his tongue under his mask. you swallow, blinking up at the man, shrugging as you try and press yourself a little closer against his heat.
"i-i dunno," you whisper, and it's shaky, afraid. "h-he won't stop...following me."
"tha' right?" ghost hums, and you're so afraid of the man in front of you that you don't really register the way ghost's big hand is slipping lower, over the curve of your denim jeans and squeezing the fat of your ass that fills the palm of his hand all too nicely. "ya botherin' 'er?"
the man swallows a little, hiccuping. he stands up straighter, a little more sober, and he just shrugs as he takes another swig of his beer.
"just...she's so pretty, ya know--agh!"
ghost reaches over and grips him by the fat of his neck. he squeezes hard, drawing him closer, would be spitting in his face if he wasn't wearing the balaclava over his head.
"'f i see ya around 'er again, i'll paint the fuckin' walls with y'r teeth, mate, yeah? now get outta my fuckin' sight before i do it just for fun."
when ghost lets him go, he struggles to breathe, holding onto the bar and coughing as he scrambles to put distance between you. you shake a little, turning towards the bar, picking up what you assume is his drink and sipping it slowly to try and calm the nerves. you close your eyes gently, shaking your head.
"thank you," you say softly. "i-i couldn't shake him off, he was following me everywhere, i..." you turn your head and meet his eyes, smiling up at him. "that was really nice of you. i'm...sorry if i caused you any trouble."
ghost tilts his head to the side, fitting himself back behind you. he reaches over, putting both arms on either side of you and leaning over one shoulder, breathing hot against your neck.
"wot you mean?" he murmurs, and you blink, not understanding.
"for pretending to..." you laugh a little, looking into his eyes. "just...it was nice of you to do that. to pretend like that, i--"
"dunno wot y'r talkin' about," ghost chuckles, and you seize when he reaches down between you, cupping you between the legs as he palms at your pussy over your jeans. you keen a little, leaning into his touch, nasty brute pressing two fingers against where you're most sensitive and forcing your ass back against him, where he's hard, chubbed up since he first saw you, leaking into his cargos.
"i-i--" your eyes are wide, but you don't pull away, don't push him back--why am i not running? why can't i leave? what's happening to me--
"i wasn't pretending. were you?"
#i mean this is canon#this is how dark!ghost picks up girls#he sends johnny after them so they have to resort to the scariest guy in the room#works every time :D#but im a freak and would give in js#like i say dubcon but im into it if its ghost ok ok#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#ghost mw2#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost mwii#ghost x reader#cod#call of duty#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon thoughts#dark!ghost#dark!simon
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