#who RAISED YOU

[onemeh]

Poseidon: I won't kill u if u say sorry for stabbing my son in the eye

Odysseus: I mean, we didn't do it for funsies

Poseidon:

Poseidon: I mean, I wasn't gonna let u live either way but r u kidding me rn-

[iattachtooeasilytocartoons]

i am having the time of my life

[mischievousmoony]

so why are my roommates helping themselves to my food !

[doradotcom]

i wish i could eat like a guy my brother just made himself four bowls of pasta. and i dont mean he put the pasta in a bowl then ate it and refilled it 3 more times. i mean he got 4 separate bowls and filled them to the brim with pasta and brought them to his room and ate them. and the 4th bowl was probably so cold....

[a-hazbin-reader]

Currently stalking your blog and can firmly say I’m obsessed! Love your writing style and how you write the characters! From 🐑 Anon (if it’s ok for me to claim that)

Thank you!! 😊 All my anons can name themselves! I won't stop any of you

[spacejax]

eating strong smelling food in the library is such a dick move

[savrenim]

music rated by my cats based on how much they stopped screaming bloody murder on the way to and from the vet to listen to it

Panic! at the Disco

Fall Out Boy

My Chemical Romance

Snow Patrol

Ultimate Calming Music For Cats

[awesometheydontknowiamhere]

Fucking get out of my face with all this laser in the eye nonsense.

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

Surrounded by three (3) people who watch videos out loud and I can't leave this place. I am about to go fucking cereal

[bodega-vendetta]

HI HEY HELLO!! 🙂

PSA: Don’t only be nice to people you’re trying to fuck 💓🏹

[fearsomeandwretched]

There's never been a worse time to care about basic manners and politeness

[ocdhuacheng]

ANTI-CHICAGO TAGS ON MY OWN DAMN CHICAGO POST❓❓❓

[joons]

me writing a whole post about how you should be polite and warm in person even if you don't feel like it vs. Some Guy at Work coming up to me and teasing (?) me that i'm too quiet for his liking and that i don't seem human

[petroldentist]

london my beloved i despise you. big beautiful city. soulless gentrified hell. everyones yelling. cool grafitti. the other day a man stopped in a car, sprayed cologne in his back seat, and asked where i was from.

[witchyywanderlust]

Literally blocked a dude because he messaged me "Hello there" & when I replied "General Kenobi" he got confused. Likeee... I don't need that kind of negativity sir ✌🏻😂

[stephloverrrr]

Nice tits bitch