#whizzer answers

[queer-photographer]

[phone call]

hey uh- hi whizzer. I know you said not to call again. I’m- i’m not drunk. Well maybe a little tipsy..

just um. wondered where youre runnin round these days. who youre runnin round- sorry uh, okay this is getting too long. call me, if you want. please. bye.

-@weather-advisory

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ-

(Whizzer stared at his phone, debating, before fuck it why not ran through his head and he picked it up, dialing Marvin’s number.)

[isnt-it-delightful]

you’re in her dms, i’m in her flower bed

huh

what does this mean-

also maybe don’t hang out in flower beds, bee stings suck

[milolovesbmc]

bites you… dilf whizzer is on my mind again

Whizzer Brown the man you are……..

[takemebacktowheniwassane]

somebody please talk to me about why the fuck william finn decided to make whizzer good at karate

[weather-advisory]

did you change the locks my key isn’t working

- @queer-photographer

No, why isn’t it working? i said call me girst whizzer jesus. ill get the door

———

come in.

[professional-meteorologist]

Wyd when Whizzer DIES.😋

"I don't even want to think about it. The thought of losing Whizzer... it breaks me-- wait, why are you guys so obsessed with these types of questions? I'm getting concerned..."

[faggotthatwilldie]

Do you guys think Whizzer had to hold back the urge to bite Marvin’s ass or he just went ahead with it

[electricvinyls]

headcanon that mimebomb is just mute and knows asl but only mimes just to fuck with people caus3 it's funny

This is very real. I do think it's (miming) his own form of expression (he's autistic to me). Him and Whizzer probably get along fine. Even if Whizzer/I find the whole mime thing a bit annoying. Sign language users for the win 🔥

[deadcaralarm]

eye roll.

anyways should i make a main account . i wanna make a main account on here but like idk

-🗞️

Dont eye roll at me, Marv.....

You don't deserve an account. BOOOOO.

[musicalfan78]

Trick or treat :3

Falsettos upon u

[queer-photographer]

have you ever considered therapy?

I’ve considered it, tried to talk to a therapist, immediately realized that the ‘being gay is a mental illness’ thing was not a joke.

Also I’m not a fan of Mendel if that was what you were gonna suggest.

[andrewrannellsbff]

DO NOT tell me Whizzer and Jason didn’t keep in contact for those two years between Act I & Act II. Whizzer has Jason’s house phone number MEMORIZED and often calls him / Jason has the number to the hotel room Whizzer usually stays in.

they both just call each other— sometimes once a week, sometimes everyday. THAT’S how he knew to come to the baseball game !!! they’re best friends your honor

[n0picturespls]

So I have whizzer art. But I have work to do. Hmmmmm what's more important

[the-best-chess-player-ever]

"How's your mother?"

" She's doing great! She took me to the book store over the weekend and bought me something I could tell you but I'm not gonna "

[weather-advisory]

when is a good time for me to come get my camera cuz id like it back please

- @queer-photographer

Jason isn’t here this weekend, so you can come by then. You can get the rest of your things too, anything you might’ve left.

Do you still have your key? I don’t even remember. Just call before you come by. See you Whiz.

[professional-meteorologist]

What is one thing that Whizzer does that annoys you?

Do you love him?

“Let's see here... He just has this annoying tendency of always leaving his damn clothes everywhere, I can’t even count the number of times I’ve almost tripped or stepped on something because of that. But yes, I do love him, even if he drives me crazy sometimes haha...”