#whizzer answers

[wh1zist1r3dasf]

What’s your favorite whizzer hc/ what are some fun hcs you have?

YESSS omg ask of my dreams

1- he loves Queen. trust.

2- He takes/used to take Marvin shopping every other week. He would pick out new outfits for Marvin that he thought (knew) were MUCH better than his usual ones. Marvin wore ONE outfit. ONCE.

3- Whizzer stopped smoking a little after getting back with Marvin because he thought his life was getting better. He would later find, during that fated racquetball game, that was not the case.

4- he both hates and loves his name. It's unique and sounds "cool", according to Jason and Marvin, but he's still literally named after a word for pissing. who names their kid that?? His father. That's who. Bastard.

5- he still HAAAATESSSSS Marvin's tie, but he's grown somewhat fond of it. He would still throw it out, if it werent for it being Marvin's favorite, though.

6- he knows the specific names for certain colors. "Oh, space cadet blue does NOT look good on you." "I wonder how this calypso orange would look on me..hmm.."

7- both a dog and cat person, but leans more towards dogs. Had a Jack Russell Terrier when he was little named 'Soda Pop.' (He didn't name him, his parents got him before Whizzer was born.)

8- He started smoking at age 15 after being peer pressured by one of his old "friends." This happened a few more times and eventually he got used to it and it became a bad habit. Sometimes it was the only thing he had/could do to keep him stable. He stopped after getting back with Marvin, as stated in hc 3

Some of these suck lmao but here they are. I have a lot more that I can't think about rn so I might do a ranting post about the rest lmaooo

[whizzersnotgoingdown]

ur friend is an emo smh

What’s an emo?

[milolovesbmc]

bites you… dilf whizzer is on my mind again

Whizzer Brown the man you are……..

[takemebacktowheniwassane]

somebody please talk to me about why the fuck william finn decided to make whizzer good at karate

[professional-meteorologist]

I saw Whizzer working at hooters..😦

"@patsywholosesatchess this isn't true, right? ... Whizzer???"

[weather-advisory]

did you change the locks my key isn’t working

- @queer-photographer

No, why isn’t it working? i said call me girst whizzer jesus. ill get the door

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come in.

[faggotthatwilldie]

Do you guys think Whizzer had to hold back the urge to bite Marvin’s ass or he just went ahead with it

[electricvinyls]

headcanon that mimebomb is just mute and knows asl but only mimes just to fuck with people caus3 it's funny

This is very real. I do think it's (miming) his own form of expression (he's autistic to me). Him and Whizzer probably get along fine. Even if Whizzer/I find the whole mime thing a bit annoying. Sign language users for the win 🔥

[deadcaralarm]

eye roll.

anyways should i make a main account . i wanna make a main account on here but like idk

-🗞️

Dont eye roll at me, Marv.....

You don't deserve an account. BOOOOO.

[the-best-chess-player-ever]

"How's your mother?"

" She's doing great! She took me to the book store over the weekend and bought me something I could tell you but I'm not gonna "

[dogwhizzer]

fuck marry kill marvin falsettos whizzer falsettos gonzo the muppets

fuck whizzer marry gonzo kill marvin sorry marvin

[embright]

Saw a pin that was like "I'm an angel...ask me why". It made me think of you 💭

ohhh I'm honored! that's so neat

[whizzersnotgoingdown]

You're a... friend of Dorothy right?

-someone you probably know

Yes, I am. And no idea who wrote this :(

[lovelydolls]

☁️ :))

Like the obvious answers are Falsettos and Nischa- which they are obviously you-

But Mille-feuille the pastry, this specific picture of Mischa/Noel, and Mischa’s first song “This Song is Awesome”

[iheartcborle]

Really wish I could be fully alone in front actually. -Wh

[professional-meteorologist]

”Marvin.. can you come home.. I can’t wait any longer.”

-@patsywholosesatchess

"Alright, alright... Be patient love. You're in luck cause I'm just 15 minutes away from you. See you in a bit."