#white hat x clemencia

[elizart5]

AHHHHHHH CLEMENCIA!!!!

AHHHHH @pixlezq's Heroic drawings that I JUST found for some reason have got me going crazy!!!! White Hat is just the goofiest fella and are you kidding me with Clemencia???? That girl is so cute but so badass, AHHHHHHh!!!!!! I love it so much

[cutiegrumpycerym]

Slug : No Clemencia, don't look at me, look at the f*cking camera !! So yea, I know barely a thing about the Heroic AU, but I wanted to try something very animeish with those two, with japanese uniforms. White Hat is so pretty~♡ (Click for better resolution !) -------------- Villainous by Alan Ituriel Heroic AU by Comicxgum (I believe ?) Art by me PLEASE DON'T REPOST, COPY, TRACE NOR USE MY ART ! REBLOGS ARE HIGHYLY APPRECIATED ! ^^

[petitprincess1]

Chapters: 25/? Fandom: Villainous (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: White Hat/Reader, Dr. Slug/White Hat (Villainous), Clemencia/White Hat (Villainous) Characters: White Hat (Villainous), Female Reader - Character, Original Characters, Dr. Slug (Villainous), Clemencia (Villainous) Additional Tags: Vomiting, but it’s not detailed, Poisoning, Obsessive Behavior, Slow Burn, BH crew will mostly be mentioned, WH has no chill, Smol Reader, Reader just needs some sleep and a hug, Poor attempts at humor, Reader has a stutter, Anxiety Attacks, will tag as I go, This will hopefully be a fun and bumpy ride, I will put TW in the beginning of every chapter, Torture, Emotional Manipulation, Sexual Content, Suggestive Themes, Tentacles, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, such a weird thing to put after tentacles, Unihat, Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Mild Gore, Paperhat - Freeform, What’s the ship name for Clemencia and White Hat dammit, Stalking, Implied Stalking, Toxic Relationships, Black Hat makes an appearance am I cool yet Series: Part 1 of Inescapable Summary:

You work for an unknown employer and help take out whoever they deem as a threat or unnecessary. But, it’s becoming more and more difficult as you go on. You can’t sleep, you barely take care of yourself, your anxiety is reaching a boiling point, and your roommate is becoming too curious. You want out. However, you’re employer has no plans of ever letting you go. Never.

Cover art in your faces: http://ridgewayearl.tumblr.com/post/172908825694/hello-this-is-a-promo-poster-for

[imagine-lizardhat]

Imagine a Villainous & Heroic Pirates of Carribean AU

Who would be who??

I feel like all of them give off a Jack Sparrow vibe at times

Maybe if I‘m gonna stay true to lizardhat then Black Hat might be Elizabeth and Demencia would be Will because Will fell in love first

And OMG Flug as Jack Sparrow bullshitting his way out of every situation

And White Hat is Davy Jones

And 505/666 is the same person, a two-faced God of the Sea, like Tia Dalma! Sometimes playful and helpful, sometimes an asshole, but there’s no romance don’t ship them with anyone you weirdos

That leaves Slug as someone who pursues pirates. Norrington or Beckett? Or MAYBE he’s Barbossa!

[yetanothervillainousaskblog]

Black Hat x Flug version below:

;D

EDIT: Right, forgot to mention. BH’s monocle is indeed on the wrong side, but it is currently midnight here so I’m a bit tired. Heh, I’ll fix it tomorrow if I remember~

[fandom-wars-imagine-blog]

How would the Heroic crew react if the reader was suddenly stuck in the middle of a fight between a hero and a villain?

(probably my first and last ask about heroic :’) thank you)

White Hat: 

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!

WHY ARE YOU THERE? OF EVERYONE WHO DESERVES TO GET POSSIBLY HURT, WHY IT HAS TO BE YOU?!

If he’s the one who’s fighting:

He will start to pay more attention to you and your well being than exactly the fight. 

Aaand he will start to protect you rather than protecting himself. 

He knows that he can get hurt in this “protect and fight” thing, but he doesn’t care at all, he can regenerate. But who knows if you will not get hurt and die! Nope, not taking that risk. 

If Dr. Slug or Clemencia are there, he will order them to take you to his manor or to a safe place near the place you are.

If he’s alone, out of panic and concern, besides fighting and protecting you, he will also start looking for safe places for you to hide. This might take a while…

He’s trying to do 3 things at the same time, so please don’t get mad at him for being slow. 

If he’s not the one who’s fighting:

He will immediately stop the fight by himself by gently asking to stop or to just let you go. 

“What about fuck you, bitch hat! You have nothing to do with this!”

…what did the person just said to him? 

He will give his famous gentle smile, but you know something is off, that smile is everything but gentle.

He will careful kiss your forehead and teleport you to his manor.

Then he will proceed to punch both in the face, breaking their jaws.

And he will fight both, proceeding to beat their asses up. Like, the type of beat where both have to go to the hospital.

When everything’s over:

He will immediately ask if everything’s okay with you, if you’re hurt, if you broke something, etc, etc. 

He will as well look for any wounds or cuts you might have.

Then, he will order dr. Slug to do a double check up on you, even if had told him a million times you are fine. Better safe than sorry!

You will be covered up in kisses and at the same time hear him tell you how concerned he was and how you should not be in such a dangerous place. Not with people like this fighting.

You will sleep in his bed for some time, yes.

You will live in his manor for some time, yes

He’s going to follow wherever you go, yes.

But don’t worry, he will calm down after a while, just give it time.

Bonus, if he’s not the one who’s fighting: 

“Mister White Hat, I am [insert generic journalist name] from [insert generic news’ channel name] and I would like to ask you: do you have an opinion about the disappearance of [insert hero’s name] and [insert villain’s name]?”

“Oh my, I just hope they appear safe and sound! It would be a shame seeing the city’s safety balance get damaged.”

Meanwhile, they are probably getting mercilessly tortured in white’s manor and will certainly be Dr. Slug’s next lab rat. You don’t insult him and get his lover between a fight without dealing with him.

He can be very patient, but if the patience is over you have to deal with him. 

Dr. Slug: 

He doesn’t know if you are there accidentally or purposely, but he’s mad at you.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THERE?!

If he’s the one who’s fighting:

If White hat or Clemencia is there, he will tell them to teleport you to the manor quickly

If not, he will scream at you to get to somewhere safe will trying not to die.

Pls obey him.

PLS.

But what if you don’t find somewhere safe? Doesn’t matter, find one. 

When he sees you are safe, he will get into the fighting full mood to get this over quick.

Ooooh boy, he now is WAY more violent than before. 

Speedy moves and stronger attacks~

Shit, he kicked the villain where the sun doesn’t shine. 

If he’s not the one who’s fighting:

He will just get there, grab your arm tightly and take you to the manor.

If one of them says or does something, he will shot sulfuric acid in their faces and get away from there while they scream in pain.

When everything’s over:

First of all, he will do a check up on you to see if everything’s fine.

Then, he will lecture you.

You were in the wrong place at the wrong time. 

Lecture.

You should not be there in the first place.

Aaand more lecture.

I think he stopped.

Nope, more lecture.

Alright, he’s done.

He will then send you home, but you have to promise you to stay away when people are fighting.

Then some days after you discovered he had a GPS on you this whole time to control you and your safety since that episode. 

You just…sigh.

He’s not a bad guy, he just loves you.

Clemencia: 

This ball of laziness will turn into a ball of shock

Then into a ball of energy, you have to be protected!  

If she’s the one who’s fighting:

Again, if someone’s there, she will ask them to take you to somewhere safe.

Basic.

If not, she will create magically a box indestructible that can survive everything.

Really, if the world ended, the box would be fine.

But will fail you sometimes because she is concentrated in fighting and trying to protect you, so this might take a while…

Just watch out so the box doesn’t end up crushing you. 

If she’s not the one who’s fighting:

There’s a pink point running towards you…

No wait, it’s just Clemencia.

She just…runs through both and grabs you bride style.

Aaaand you’re both gone to the manor.

Teleport powers!

Both dudes are…extremely confused by what happened. 

…Alright?

When everything’s over:

“SLUG, CHECK Y/N” “BUT I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF-” “N O W” 

Alright he will check on you.

“AGAIN”

He will check on you ten times.

Then you and Clemencia will lay on her bed and she will promise you that she will always be there to save you! No matter what. After all, you are her lover and she could not ask for more.

You sleep safe and soundly together.~

And certainly go on a date next day to celebrate how you almost died. 

Yay!  

- mod sheep

[petitprincess1]

They Have Such Great Chemistry

Summary: Flug ends up noticing that Slug has gone silent for a while and decides to check up on him…by breaking and entering, of course! How else would you do it?

Words: 1,568

Characters: Flug, Slug, White Hat (briefly), Clemencia (briefly), Demencia (probably shouldn’t even count from how brief she is)

Warnings: …Puns…and I guess obsessive behavior.

This was spawned from a little fun thing @emile-hides and I did with these two and I had even more fun writing it. So, consider this a gift, Emile. Love ya!

Flug stood outside of White Hat’s mansion at midnight- yes, mansion because the idiot probably thought he was too good to have a hat-styled house like his Jefecito. -and walked around the perimeter of the outside gate, messing with his backpack straps. Yeah, he wasn’t really trying to be stealthy or anything for two reasons. First, anyone who would dare try to stop him would be on the very top of his laundry list…not like actual laundry list- I mean, he actually has that since nobody else does their damn clothes because it must be soooo hard to- you know what? The point is that they’ll be dead. All of them. Dead. Secondly…Flug wanted to check up on somebody.

He took a remote out from his pocket and pressed a button. A soft beep came from it as mechanical spider limbs deployed from the backpack, allowing him to easily leap over the gate and land on the lawn. Unlike with his ingenious overlord, White hadn’t bothered to install a security system outside of his home. “It takes up too much energy and time for something I can easily make disappear with a snap of my fingers,” yeah, sure. You can just say your lazy. It’s okay. No one will judge, except Flug. He definitely will. Greatly.

Flug shook himself out of his thoughts as used the robot limbs to circle around the house, looking for a specific window. As he was searching, a loud explosion boomed above him, making him quickly hide in a nearby bush. He then groaned loudly as he heard White Hat shouting, “Clemencia! What did I say about blowing yourself up!?”

Clemencia then shouted back to him, “Demmie sent me a bomb, Whitey! That means she loves me!!”

“I…no, Clem. No, I don’t think that’s how that works.”

Flug rolled his eyes at the two imbeciles, wondering how someone as glorious- but not as glorious as Black Hat -Slug could deal with such asinine people. A loud sigh came from nearby and after hearing the sound and length of the breath, it made Flug’s heart leap to his throat. He quickly disengaged the spider limbs and ran over to the nearby bay window, smiling widely and staring longingly. He stared at the other scientist that wore a dark brown bag over his head, a black, loose sweater that read “I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.”, dark grey sweatpants, and just socks. It was very minimalist and it made Flug almost melt. However, gazing at Slug was not what he was here for…he can do that tomorrow.

Flug quickly took out a laser and cut a circle into the glass, tapping it so the small piece could come out easily and grabbed at it so it wouldn’t shatter on the wooden floor. He crawled through the small hole and silently got onto the floor, tiptoeing over to Slug. White’s scientist had been very quiet for a long while, considering that he hadn’t seen him move around on the cameras that he had secretly installed. He had just been staring quite vehemently at a piece of paper for several hours. Luckily, White Hat’s Hatbot often brought him food or else Flug most likely would’ve broken into his house a long time ago, force feeding Kaiser raw eggs. 

Once Flug got close, he peered over his shoulder and saw that Slug had scribbled a bunch of equations and ingredients onto a few sheets of paper. There also was candy scattered about near the papers. One of which that was in a container that read “HIGHLY VOLATILE! DO NOT TOUCH, CLEM!” Seems like his windbeutel (cream puff) was having a bad day. Although, he didn’t know that candy and baking needed math in order to make anything, even though baking is said to use chemistry. Don’t you just throw everything in a pot or bowl and it just somehow becomes something? …And this might be why 505 does majority of the baking in the house.

Flug sighed sadly, “Poor, Slug.”

Slug then jumped, turned around, and then punched Flug in the throat, causing the scientist to make disgusting retching/choking sound and grab at his neck. The taller scientist stood up quickly and frantically apologized, red pupils in his goggles moving quickly, “Fuck! Shit! Flug! No! I’m so…wait. Why am I apologizing? Why the fuck are you in my room!?”

Flug coughed a few times before hoarsely saying, “I…I can’t b-believe…you just…punched me…i-in the throat!”

“What the f- You snuck into my room…and through the window, apparently!”

“Well, how else was I supposed to get in? Geeze!”

Slug took a deep breath to calm himself and then rubbed at his temples, sighing, “Why…Why are you here?”

The other scientist rubbed at his neck some more before answering Slug, “Well, you weren’t moving around all that much, so I thought that it would be best to come and check up on you.”

He blinked down at him and knew that he would probably regret asking this, but his damn curiosity got the better of him. Slug took another deep breath and then questioned, “Okay…so, what made you come over here? What made you think that there was something wrong?”

Flug grabbed at the papers scattered on his desk and started reading them over, while explaining, “Well, considering that I hadn’t seen you move from the camera I installed in your bedroom to any of the others like in your closet, second lab, bathroom- audio only, of course. I’m not a perv. -the kitchen, or anywhere in the halls, I assumed that something must be wrong. Plus, I hadn’t heard a single sound from you. You can’t tell me that’s not worth me breaking and entering for.”

A dork. Yeah, Slug could, probably should, be thinking that this man is clearly unhinged and needed to be apprehended right now, but no. Sure. Let’s just say that this is just dorky behavior. He gave a small chuckle and explained, “It’s nothing really. I always get silent and quietly curse everyone who ever lived whenever I’m stuck on a problem. Also, don’t bother trying to figure that out. I saw you try to cook a frozen casserole…with the paper on.”

“The directions didn’t say not to.”

“I think common sense says not to,” Slug gave a cheeky grin before grabbing the sheets of paper and then reading them over, going silent once more as he his brows furrowed in concentration. Flug couldn’t help but pout at him going silent once more and really wanted to help. Although, he was unfortunately right about him not being able to help him with his work. He probably would just make things worse in that regard.

He rubbed at the back of his neck and shuffled on his feet, wondering what to do, and then gasped at a thought. Flug smiled at him under his bag and called out, “Hey, Slug, the guy next to me asked if I had any hypo bromide, I said NaBrO.”

Slug shuffled a bit where he sat, but didn’t really have that much of a reaction. Still, Flug persisted, “So, Demencia threw sodium chloride at me the other day and I told her…that’s a salt!”

Again, nothing. He kept going, chuckling slightly, “Are my chemistry jokes too basic for you? Is that why there’s no reaction? Also, you must be an exothermic reaction because you spread your hotness everywhere!”

He heard a slight puff of breath come from Slug, that was a bit of progress. He almost could see a smile practically underneath there. So, he continued, “Is it getting hot in here or is that just our bond forming? If I could rearrange the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together. ….Uh….I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10!”

That made Slug choke and then bark out, laughing, “Pffffttt! What!? Flug, you’re such a dork!”

Flug gave a small sigh and mentioned, “Oh, good, you finally laughed. I was running out of chemistry jokes. All the good ones argon.”

Slug gave a small snicker as he got up and lifted up both of their bags to give Flug a quick kiss before pulling his down quickly, making Flug whine. The taller scientist chuckled, “Don’t worry. You’ll see it soon. Also, I guess you’re staying here tonight, considering that you are fixing my window, right?”

Flug gave an embarrassed chuckle, but then stopped when he saw Slug about to look at his papers again. He lowered his hands and then shook his head, “Slug, it’s not going to get fixed just by staring. You’re incredible…don’t worry about it. You’ll figure it out. Plus, it’s the middle of the night.”

Slug was gonna mention that it was odd that the man who has stayed up for 72 hours is telling him to sleep, but he didn’t want to ruin the moment. He just nodded at him and guided Flug over to his bed before suddenly stopping. He looked over his shoulder and said, “Hey, Flug. Are you my appendix? Because I have gut feeling that I would love to take you out.”

Flug’s goggles had stars in them as he opened his mouth to say something, just for it to be interrupted by Demencia in the vents, shouting, “NEEEEERRRRDDDDSSS!!”

[petitprincess1]

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I just realized that it might be hard to finds my writing because it all doesn't show up. So, if you want to navigate my writing to read specific stuff, then here's what you search:

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Sorry I hadn't thought about this sooner. Hopefully this helps...and works. Thanks!

[petitprincess1]

Why Does Clemencia Love Demencia? (One-shot)

Summary: Clemencia ends getting asked the age old question and what better way to answer that question than in song!

Characters: Slug, Hatbot, Clemencia, Demencia, Flug (briefly), DCS (Demencia Cult Society), and White Hat

Words: 1,571

Warnings: A bit of gore and violence.

If you want to read the original post click here and if you want to listen to the song while reading (even though it won’t match up) click here

Slug scrolled through the many questions that people asked with extreme boredom and mumbled them aloud, while Hatbot was blowing bubbles and Clemencia was playing with her Demencia doll and decapitated Flug doll, “Can I marry White Hat? No. How much training does it take to be as good as you all? You will never be as good, give up. Can we see your face? Ha! No. ...Huh?”

He raised an eyebrow at a folder that wasn’t marked and asked Hatbot, “Hey, what is this?”

Hatbot looked at the computer screen and gasped, “OOOOH! It’s all the questions that I marked as spam and unnecessary! They were primarily Clemencia’s que-”

“AAAAH! WHAT!?” Clemencia squealed as she hopped into Slug’s lap, making the scientist grunt in pain, and cheered, “OH! OH! Let’s do them! Please please please please-”

Slug interrupted, “Alright, fine! Get off of me, please!”

Clem giggled as she teleported out of his lap and watched as he clicked on the spam, watching the images of the copious questions flicker endlessly on the screen, all of them asking, “Why does Clemencia love Demencia?”

Clem blinked at them and the suddenly started vibrating with excitement, as she squealed and her eyes turned into hearts. Slug then jumped up and grabbed Hatbot, making him hide behind one of the chairs along with him. Hatbot asked, “Daddy, what’s happening?”

Slug whispered to him, “Let’s just pray that it’ll be over soon.”

Clemencia’s horn then glowed brightly, changing the whole entire scenery surrounding her and even making the others disappear. An electrifying, seductive, and terrifying tune filled the air as Clemencia teleported into a pastel pink and fluffy room filled with Demencia posters, drawings, secret pictures taken of her, stolen items, and in the middle a giant statue of the lizard hybrid in her apocalyptic gear. Everything, including the statue, was covered in glitter, rainbows, and hearts that read “Clem x Dem”, “She’s mine”, “Love u”, or “My Goddess”. Clemencia teleported in front of the statue and then began to answer the question...in song, “Her absolute vile and disgusting being,” she teleported to the statue’s shoulder and kissed its cheek, “it fills me with the most wondrous feeling~”

She continued as she crawled into her hair, letting it fall crazily out of its ponytail, and crawl-danced in front of a poster of Dem in her apocalyptic gear, stepping on a person and cackling, “Her discordant and unkempt appearance,” she then fainted onto a spear and got impaled, still having giant, lovestruck smile on her face with rainbow blood dripping from her mouth, “It brings a whole new meaning to my existence!”

Down below the many people impaled on spears, Demencia was inaudibly laughing crazily as Clem was singing over it, “Her chaotic cackle and bombastic behavior,” Demencia then turned to an upside down, tied up Flug and began punching him, “How can you not have her as your savior?”

Next was just Demencia smiling wickedly before pulling many knives, daggers, scalpels, and toothbrush shivs out from her hair, while Clem sang, “Her crazy smile and carnivorous greed,” Clemencia appeared, leaning back against the now still picture, with her hand on her heart and she hummed, as hearts appeared around her head, “Only raises my lustful need~”

She then pushed back on the image too hard and that caused both her and it to fall backward, awkwardly, while robed figures that were dressed in what looked like Dem’s jacket and they even had a long green ponytail sticking out from their hoods. The Demencia cult members chanted along with the music, as all of Clemencia’s stalking and pursuing of Dem appeared behind them, “That girl is psychotic, her love for Demencia is barbaric. If you captured her, it’d be in vain, her maddening love would drive even Black Hat insane.”

A pastel blue and pastel pink heart appeared and the words “Clem x Dem” got sliced into the middle, causing a glittery rainbow to bleed out from the gashes. Clem trilled, “Her wrath and savageness I cannot fear; she’s just an untamed lizard~” She then leaned backwards in front of the heart, almost bending herself completely in half, clasping her hands together, still singing the note. The she spun around and got herself wrapped up in her blue ponytail, finishing off with a giggle, “with fluffy hair!”

An image flashed with her practicing kisses on her Demencia poster in her room and then another showed her watching the lizard woman beating a hero’s teeth out with a delirious and loving smile on her face. All the while drawings of hearts, lizards, and unicorns, along with the words: “Mine”, “My love”, and “Perfection” came in. It all dissipated to show Clemencia riding happily on a giant, blue and white, robotic spider.

As the giant spider with WH Inc’s logo on its abdomen stomped throughout the villainous suburbs, Clemencia lied down on her stomach on its head, while kicking her legs in the air, hands propping her head up, and rocking her head back-and forth to the chaotic beat of the music and the blood-curdling screams below her as lower lifeforms got impaled on the robot’s legs. She sang with hearts in her eyes as she stared down Black Hat’s manor, “She’s a part of mean and nasty corporation,” she took a remote out of her hair and pressed a button, sending rockets out of the spider’s fangs and blowing up the manor, “I’ll be the one to end her destruction!”

Next she ended up beside Demencia in her Predator armor, sans helmet, while she was tearing open a hero and squishing their guts into a bloodied mush. Clem twirled towards her and swooned, while wrapping her arms around the back of Dem’s neck and turning around to slide down the lizard hybrid erotically, “Her armor’s bloodied with hero’s spleens.”

Clemencia climbed up the suddenly growing Demencia, as the lizard woman placed her helmet on as she towered over Hatsville. A red lazer beam came out from Demencia’s helmet and sliced through several buildings, causing many cataclysmic and uproarious cries. Clem just climbed up to the giant lizard’s shoulder and maniacally sang, watching the destruction with amorous glee, “She’s always leaving the night filled with screams!”

The image burned away along with the city and Slug appeared, leaning back in his chair and was casually singing-speaking, “Will you finish this song?”

Clemencia shook her tush at him, mocking, “Make me, you bore!”

She then reached into her ponytail and pulled out dozens of cute daggers, twirling around and sending them of towards Slug in different angles, while declaring, “Nothing can stop my love for her~”

Slug shrunk in his chair and covered himself with his arms, as the daggers went flying past him and over him, creating a heart shape into the wall right behind him. Hatbot wheeled up to Clem and begged, “Miss. Clemencia, calm down!”

She then snapped around to face Hatbot, making the little bot jump in fear as he wheeled in reverse to White Hat, who was reading the newspaper, and hop onto his lap. Clemencia climbed onto the recliner White was sitting in to be over both of them as she sang with a deranged smile, while her eyes changed into pinpricks and her horn glowed dark pink, making Hatbot tremble and White raise an eyebrow, “And something I know is something that I will share!”

She magically conjured an ensemble of the Demencia Cult Society to stand on wooded, curved choral risers, while a few others were summoned to play instruments in more shredded like robes, with graffiti, stickers, and tattoos all over them, and they all chanted lowly, in tune with the music, “Crazy in love…”

An anime-like image of Demencia and Clemencia appeared, possibly drawn by a woman that Clem threatened, and it was of Clem being dipped down in a seductive manner, while one of her arms wrapped around Dem’s neck and she held a sickle up to the lizard’s trachea. Demencia’s arm was wrapped onto the small of Clem’s back and the other hand was both caressing and squeezing Clem’s neck. The unicorn witch crooned, “Because in the end…”

She finished off on a high note as her powers went berserk and started changing the entire lab into a twisted half unicorn, that was pastel blue and pink, and half lizard skull, that was green and red, stage, along with gogo dancers in cages, interpretive dancers, aerial silk acrobatics, and the rest of the cult walking up ramps with torches in hand, all of the dressed somewhat like both her and Dem. She belted out while the dark pink aura surrounded her and lifted her in air, “The most real and right is Demencia~”

The cult vocalized along with her going into a crescendo, as the ones with torches went up to the cauldron and lit it on fire, making the orangish flames somehow turn pink, blue, and glittery and spell out “Clem x Dem”. Clemencia then suddenly stopped singing, flipped her fluffy ponytail over shoulder, and blinked her eyes cutely, while sparkles and stars appeared in her pupils. She cooed, “And me!”

Then her aura quickly turned blue and everything disappeared, causing her to fall from the stage, land harshly on the table, and start twitching. Slug and Hatbot were instantly put back in their chairs. White ordered them, “Let’s get back to the questions, s̪̜̣͍̗̦ͅh̗̯̘a͖͎͝l̳̪̬l͍̟̙̞͎ ͓̦̠ẉ̶̘e̵̥̰̺̩̣?̩͠”

Slug and Hatbot jumped and then saluted, “Yes, sir!”

[petitprincess1]

Demencia Cult Society

Summary: Clemencia makes a small little video to show you this little society that honors that one true savior of Hatsville: Demencia~

Characters: Clemencia, cult members, Demencia (in pics), White Hat (briefly), and Black Hat (briefly).

Words: 1, 294

Warnings: Implied sexual content, a bit of blood and gore, slightly dark comedy, and cute craziness.

I wonder if I’m making too many Dem posts…nah. Sorry for any grammar or punctuation mistakes that I may have missed.

Static crackled across the screen a few times, along with the sound of an adorable but sinister giggle that got louder the more the screen flickered between black and static. This went on for a few seconds before it finally showed the image of a dark room and the only thing in frame was a half unicorn skull that was pink and blue and a half lizard skull that was red and green. It was in front of a heart that was filled with nails and the skull itself was crying rainbows. There also was the sound of low humming echoing throughout the room, creating an eerie and foreboding feeling as that all that seemed to be.

Luckily, that was cut short by a pink and blue haired unicorn witch rising into frame, sticking her tongue, while her eyes sparkled with extreme excitement. Even her white unicorn hoodie seemed to have twinkle in its eyes. She greeted, while pulling on the drawstrings on her pinkish orange jacket, “Hello there, my soon-to-be lovely puppet! Clearly, you’re here to join in on our special society about our divine ruler, the most alluring temptress, our chaotic savior…DEMENCIA!”

She squealed as her horn shot off a beam of light above her that showed a clear image of a red and green haired lizard hooded woman pulling the head off of a rat, even showing the spinal cord getting yanked out as small bit of blood got on her hand and poured out of the wound. The unicorn hood’s eyes now had hearts in it, as well as the girl as she gushed, looking up at wondrous image with a lovestruck gaze, “Oh, isn’t she truly magnificent~? Of course, the only true answer is yes!”

She then went on, turning her back to the screen, “It only makes sense that I, Clemencia, tell you more about our great, gorgeous, awe-inspiring, powerful,” her breathing became ragged and heavy as she started trailing off, “deliciously and horrifically evil but oh so adorable oh my god I just want her in this room right now so I can pull her-”

The screen went to static for a few seconds before Clemencia appeared once again, now having ten or so half-naked men and women behind her all lying behind her on cushions, whose faces were covered in shadow by their green or white hoodies that had a blue or green ponytails sticking out from behind the hoods. They all smoked sweet raspberry and tea leaves from a hookah, while Clemencia zipped her hoodie and pulled up her white skirt, apologizing, “Sorry about that, I had to work off a bit of steam~” She winked, pointing to the half-naked people behind her.

Clemencia then grinned as she continued putting back on her clothes- now, it was her purple and blue stockings, along with her purplish-grey shorts -and exclaimed, “And what better way for you all to know more about DCS, Demencia Cult Society, than with~!”

She started reaching into her poofy blue ponytail and then her smiled dropped when she couldn’t find what she was looking for. The unicorn witch turned to the people and asked, “Where did my art supplies go?”

One of them answered, “Sorry, but you gave them to the kids, so that they could draw on the future members, remember?”

Clemencia blinked at them before turning back around and groaning, crossing her arms and narrowing her eyes as well as her hoodie’s eyes following suit, “Fiiiiinnnneeeeaaa! I’ll just let Slug’s stupid pictures take my beautiful art’s place, but Demencia would never approve!”

She then made her horn glow and caused the screen to turn into static for a few seconds before the DCS’s half unicorn and half lizard skull logo to pop up, while Clem started, “Welcome to the Demencia Cult Society, where we worship our one and true goddess, Demencia,” the next picture that came up was of Demencia within her hair, scaring a bunch of heroes into a corner and crawling towards them.

The next image that came up was of Black Hat, holding the Earth in his hand, and White Hat, having the Earth entangled in blue strings like it were his puppet. She added, “Of course, we could never forget about our true Overlords!”

Then, within a blink of an eye, the image quickly changed to Black crushing the world in his hand, while White tightened up the strings to the point where the Earth was cracking due to the pressure. The twos’ voices came from out of nowhere as their visible eye darkened to show a red and blue pupil and smiles widened till they practically took up their entire faces. They both threatened, “W̷̧͘è̵͜͜͞’͏͡ĺ̢͟l̷̢̡͢͝ ̡́͝͞n͘é̷̕̕͞v̸̨͡͠e̷͢͏r̸̴̀̀͘ ́͘͟l͠e͞͏͏͜ţ̶̸́͞ ̷͜͠y̷̷͟͢ǫ̷̀͘͞u̧͘͡͝ ̶͟f̵̛̕͢o̷̡r̡̧g͜҉͘҉e͏t̀̀͜!”

The next image that showed up was of the cult all grouped together, holding onto large books that had their cult symbol on it as well as black waxed candles. The cult still had Clemencia and Demencia hoodies and ponytails, as well as having cloaks that looked like a combination of their jackets. Some, not all, of the women wore Dementia’s torn pink leggings, shredded black crop top, crop top jacket, and purple skirt. Clem continued in a cheery tone, “Our friendly little cult will do whatever will please our savior. This includes, but is not limited to:”

An image showed a terrified, shaking lower-level hero that was gagged and tied up, while Dementia’s shadow loomed over them and Clem listed, “Sacrifices,” another image showed of the cult in a truck shooting ray guns and flamethrowers at both heroes and villains, “surprise parties,” cult members were up at a mic in the middle of a pentagram that had candles around it, “poetry hours annnnnnd-”

The screen flickered to show Clemencia before she giggled and went behind the camera, revealing the group half-encircling a girl that was strapped onto a stone table with a gag in her mouth. The unicorn witch spoke as the group hummed lowly and she zoomed in to see clearer, showing a cult member with horns on his hood that was holding up a horn that was burning red at the end of it, “Group rituals! We got a little hatchling getting prepared to join our little nest, we just need to finish the little ritual and-”

“MAGGIE!”

Everyone stopped and turned to the voice, seeing a woman hero, who look terrified, and White Hat, who was indifferent, by her side. She screamed, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”

Everyone stared at her before a one person removed the ball gag from Maggie’s mouth and she scoffed, “I’m trying to become one with Her mom. You just wouldnt understand!”

When the gag was placed back in her mouth, the female hero was practically hyperventilating before White snapped his fingers and the woman fell back, making him grab her before she fell to the floor. He carried her in his arms before deadpanning, “Next time, Clemencia, have your stupid rituals in the basement.”

Clem whined, “Awwww, but that’s where you keep all your prisoners and it smells like despai- Whitey! Don’t walk away!!”

The screen then turned to static again before showing the Demencia Cult Society’s logo, while the witch finished narrating, “Well, because we made White all gwumpy, we gotta finish our little video here! Since this video is basically your initiation before the ritual, come and find us at the location hidden throughout this video. And if you suddenly change your mind and wish to back out…well then…”

The images flickered to a static filled image of the cult members with various weapons, eyes slightly glowing from the darkness within their hoods, and Clem holding an axe hammer, smiling insanely wide, “We’ll come find you…”

The video clicked off with Clemencia’s giggle, along with the low humming of the cult.

I apologize if this isn’t as good as my other fics.