#while it's all fun to imagine smutty hcs

[djarins-cyare]

Front Covers for Fics and WIPs + Fic Titles Ask Game

(Yes, it’s two games for the price of one, folks!)

Thank you for the tags, @burntheedges and @nerdieforpedro; your covers are so gorgeous! In fact, every single cover that’s come across my dash so far has been so well thought out and perfect for the fics – I just love getting a visual peek into how authors envision their own work! And a huuuge thank you to the amazingly talented @saradika for making these cool templates to help us share our visions for our fics 💙

Work is so busy rn, but I really wanna write and play fun games like this, so I sacrificed sleep and made most of these at like 5am 😫

Published works…

I had already made a cover for Be-All. A massive thank you to @djarin-desires for allowing me to crop and use one of her super-sexy brooding Din pics for Never Look Down. There’s a disappointing lack of Din crotch shots in the actual show, so this was perfect for the subject matter. Check out the uncropped shot and more brooding Din here!

And my upcoming fics…

With the exception of Never Look Down and The Long Goodbye, the other eight all involved me doing a fair amount of (fairly slapdash) Photoshopping and, for five of them, AI image generation. I’m new at the latter and not very good at it, but I realised Canva has its own AI image generator, so I thought I’d give it a go. Then I discovered Adobe Firefly, and I spent a while playing. It’s really difficult!

I should also credit Svetlana from KamuiCosplay, who is holding Din's Amban phase-pulse rifle on the cover of TSATT. See her YouTube tutorial on how to build your own.

Meanwhile, I was also tagged by @sixhours, @burntheedges and @ishabull in a ✨ Fic Titles Ask Game ✨ (thank you all!), and since there’s a certain amount of crossover, I’m combining these games into one post.

Send me an ask with the title of one of my fics and I’ll tell you why I chose it, the song/poem/quote it’s from, the line in the fic that inspired it, and (if it’s a WIP) maybe share a snip!

Published works…

🔷 Be-All And Endor [406.6k words - Din x f!reader - slow burn love n' smut]

🔷 Never Look Down [13.2k words - Din x OFC/f!reader - angsty fluff]

🔷 Din Djarin: The Contractor [1k words - Din x gn!reader - silly imagine]

🔷 The Long Goodbye [45 words - sentimental!Din - flash fic]

And my upcoming fics…

🔷 Hush [Din x OFC/f!reader - secret relationship spice - *COMING SOON*]

🔷 Held Is The Seed [Din x f!reader - smut city]

🔷 To See A Thousand Things [Din x f!reader - angsty smut]

🔷 Aruetiise [Din x gn!reader - a helmet reveal one-shot]

🔷 Final Sanctuary [Din x OFC - smutty one-shot]

🔷 Din Djarin In Jarringly Domestic Situations [Din x OFC - space romcom]

I’m super-late to both these games, and as I was trying to decide who to tag, I noticed the same people kept being tagged in the fic covers one over and over. So I spent some time this weekend going through my list of writer mutuals and checking to see who hadn’t already been tagged and/or hadn’t posted any Canva designs yet. I’m hoping this will help the book cover design one reach beyond just the Pedro fandom, too, and even if you’re not up for participating in that, maybe the fic titles one is more your style. No pressure either way, of course 😌💙

@againstacecilia @always-andromeda @alwaysmicado @amywritesthings @auntie-venom

@avastrasposts @bitchesuntitled @burningfieldof-clover @cas-readsandwrites @chiriwritesstuff

@chronically-ghosted @classaysstuff @corazondebeskar @covetyou @davnittbraes

@desert-fern @din-cognito @djarinmuse @drewharrisonwriter @fhatbhabiee

@for-a-longlongtime @fromthedeskoftheraven @hc-geralt-23 @idungoofed @joelalorian

@lahooozaherr @moeswriting @nervoushottee @novemberrain-writes @papurgaatika

@quicksilvermad @soft-persephone @stardusthuntress @strawberri-blonde @syd-djarin

@the-mandawhor1an @tightjeansjavi @wannab-urs @whxtedreams @wrathkitty

[ryuichirou]

Replies

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Anonymous asked:

I’m sorry you went through all that crap. I hope things are better for you. ):

Oh, if you’re talking about the situation from my past, then yeah, it’s much better now! Thank you so much for your concern <3 It is very sweet of you.

However, we do have a more serious situation on our hands right now, but I won’t go into details. This blog is for discussing the colour of Idia’s nipples, not this.

Speaking of which…

Anonymous asked:

I want to lick Idia’s chest. Apologies.

Quickly, Anon, Ortho is holding him just for you to lick! Ahh shoot he ran way…

Anonymous asked:

a lot of people tend to forget we’re asking you about /your/ hcs. and it’s perfectly ok if we disagree! what fun would the internet be without different opinions (the only valid hc is rook’s love language is stalking lol).

anyways who out of the cast do you think would own yaoi manga/doujins? personally i think idia would. maybe. if it’s physical/paper he can hide his naughty stuff from ortho and his mom…

Exactly! A lot of things influence the way people come up with ideas, this is such a complex thing, of course not everything is going to cater to everyone – this is simply impossible. Picking and choosing and reading stuff that interests you while avoiding things that annoy or hurt you is always the way to go.

(Rook’s love language is stalking, fuck yeah lol)

Oh, that’s a fun question. I feel like Idia would be the only one, and he would also probably have this excuse/explanation, like he really isn’t into BL, but this particular work is just very good, it has great art style, good writing + Idia’s favourite artist was influenced by this manga/series of doujins, so of course he had to get it, this is an important otaku artifact! And OF COURSE it’s paper, that’s the whole point! Even if it’s smutty, it’s art!

Ortho could start getting into BL himself; he would start by reading this one manga that Idia owns lol Idia was sure he’d hidden it well.

The rest of the cast strike me as normies… but hey, Lilia could have some! If he has any manga at all, I can imagine him owning a BL book just ‘cause. But since he probably bought it years ago when he was traveling around the TWST equivalent of Japan, it might be a bit outdated lol And probably a little cursed, which is why Lilia got so into this book back then.

Anonymous asked:

I just think it’s cool how you’re so detailed with the characters and their personality/psychology etc. You could even explain how each of them would go skydiving and I’d think, “yeah, they would do that.” Toodles.

Thank you so much, Anon! It truly means a lot. This is one of the most fun parts of writing replies and drawings stuff, to be honest: the cast is so good that the jokes write themselves sometimes lol

If only I knew enough about skydiving to write or draw something about it…but thankfully, we have a lot of other things to do. 💪

Thank you for enjoying our stuff, I am very happy to hear that.

Anonymous asked:

That's just fucking wrong. Jade is EXTREMELY well behaved for a Leech. "ill behaved" my ASS!!!

+Anonymous asked:

TO BE CLEAR IM JOKING JADE IS A FUCKING FREAK MENACE

LOL YOU’RE GOOD ANON, no worries! <3

“For a Leech”!!! Exactly! Which means he isn’t well-behaved at all!

Anonymous asked:

my guy, my friend,, my buddy,,,,

a hetalia mention? in 2024? why would you do this to us? 😭

Anon dear… Hetalia is a party that is never over 🥳🥳🥳 It forced itself into our lives in 2009 and has been there ever since.

In all seriousness, we do come back to it from time to time; some of the drawings that we have for it are pretty recent!

[neverendingparable]

Crowley, canonically, can do weird things with his tongue.

[ghostsbaby]

pairing - ghost x babygirl!reader blurbs and hc’s PART 1

word count - smol. 520

warnings - mix of things. talk about sex, jealousy, possessiveness and daddy kink

a/n - THIS IS ALSO AU DON’T COME AT ME. please i’m sensitive. i’ll be posting some more blurbs/hc’s in the future but for now enjoy just a lil something! have some ghost and his babygirl! 🖤 probably some written mistakes in here but i’m lazy to check and this is for fun. hope you like!

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jealous before. jealous AND possessive as FUCK now. i’ll have to get into the extensive smutty details if y’all want part 2 🥵

like i’ve said a few times already, that mans lap is the only seat you’re allowed to sit on. besides his face. he fucjing loves when you sit on his face

“but i can sit in my own seat.”

“no. not safe, baby. safe with daddy.”

pats his lap and the rest of the squad just fucking look at both of you in disbelief.

simon?! baby talking?!

he’s also just obsessed with the way you softly grind in his lap every time and his dick gets insanely hard. he likes you seated on his cock

and he knows you used to do it on purpose around the guys, but now it’s just natural. there’s been more than one occasion where he’s came in his pants because you wouldn’t stop being a tease 😭

the first time he did get a lil angry for being slightly embarrassed that he snarled and threw you over his lap and spanked you in front of them 🫣 oh my l

WELCOME TO POUND TOWN. WE FUCKING LOVED IT BESTIE

but you were VERY quickly whisked away and not seen for a whole week after because soap made a comment on the colour of your panties 🤪

“you know what i keep thinking about? the colour pink.”

“you’re dead.”

ghost says while already jumping across the table to pound his face in like the jealous boyfriend he is. if he could, you’d have a ring bigger than the moon on your finger right now but you’re not even actually officially dating yet 🙊

well you are. he’s just never asked you. he didn’t have to because he never leaves your side and you never ask him to so he just assumes

soap had a black eye the next time you saw him and when asked about it, told you he got in a fight with a ghost. there were no more questions

fucks you constantly. in the morning, after the morning. afternoon and after the afternoon. oh, don’t forget the evening because he’s fucking you before then, during and after. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?

soap, gaz, price are all obviously fucking jealous they have to listen to the two of you fuck like rabbits every night. BUT WHO WOULD BE COMPLAINING HONEST. they get to listen to you! all jack off to the sound of your moans imagining it was them instead.

oh my god if only ghost knew they did that 😳 you would really never see daylight again. so they better shut up and CLEAN THE FUCK UP

you think he even lets them speak to you?? NO. you’re always attached to him or he’s hiding you in his room. hates you being friendly to other guys if you don’t have to be.

“i’m allowed to talk to other guys. all he did was say hi.”

“what? fuck no. you don’t know what they’re thinking. you can’t trust them.”

daddy knows best.

DADDY KNOWS BEST

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a/n - hey cutie 🥰

[thotsforvillainrights]

Hi friend! Hope your doing well. ❤️❤️❤️ Can I have some smutty HC of Redestro and skeptic? I’m a slut for these guys and it’s frightening. 😂

(Receiving this ask was like getting a gift in the mail...)

~ReDestro/Skeptic Smut Headcanons~

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

~ReDestro~

-I think two things about this man in the smut department and here they are. One: He’s either totally inexperienced an anything that isn’t explained in a classroom sex-ed setting (kink department) OR Two: He’s a closet freak. Which one of these do you think? 

-I’m going with the first option and saying he may not know much of anything nasty when it comes to sex. He’s been to school and taken classes. He’s read a few books here and there. Rikiya is no fool. He knows penis inside of hole=feel good. But he doesn’t stop to think about how many other things can feel good too. I doubt he learns about Oral sex until he’s somewhere in college or maybe even later. I doubt he’s fucked anything or anyone INCLUDING HIMSELF. Likely he’s had to focus on business and the Meta Liberation movement since he was a small child. There was not much room outside of this for relationships let alone any type of sex. He’s probably had encounters with people trying to get at him here and there, but mostly just so they could have his money or a piece of his status. 

-So when he met you it unlocked so many different doors. Whatever you know please instill it in him. Seriously...load him down bit by bit. After his first time with you, he’s moldable like clay and willing to learn the ins and outs of sex in the relationship. He begins to learn things he likes and doesn’t like. He also learns about what you may be into or not. His main goal above all is to make sure you are set before him, so he’s going to put you first above all. He’s a phenomenal lover in the bedroom, so attentive toward you and your needs. If you can put aside the fact that his bones crack ever so often (or maybe his knees locking up once or twice after an intense love making session), then I’d say he’s 10/10.

-Stuff I think he’s into: This might be a talking point for a lot of people, and everyone is either love or hate for it, but I think he might have a daddy kink. Definitely into being praised for things as well. I can also see him being into you tying his wrists to the bedpost with his own tie and riding the hell out of him. Might secretly be into being bit and scratched up. 

-Fun fact about him during sex: Probably gets caught crying from the pleasure at one point. Tips of his ears always turn pink/red when he’s extremely turned on or flustered.

~Skeptic~

-Now as much as I love this man, I know he has never felt the intimate touch of another person in the entirety of his life. I doubt he’s even touched himself maybe more than 5 times ever. I feel like he lets it build up until he just can’t take it anymore and has to jerk it real quick in the shower or something. Likely hates himself afterward for letting something as pointless as human desire cloud his mind and taint his hands. 

-Meeting you and falling in love aside he finds a new part of himself he’d never really knew existed. Suddenly everything he deemed depraved and disgusting turned out to be more fun than he thought when it’s with someone you were attracted to. He’s a good partner in bed but beware of his fluctuating sex drive. There are times when he can’t help himself and likely goes at you 2 times a week for months, and then there are times when he just doesn’t feel like it and is fine with once a month. You’ve got to be flexible in that department for things to work. During the times of drought, he’ll still go for oral just to make sure you’re set but as for himself, he’s fine as he is. 

-Want to rile him up every single time? Piss him off. I mean really make him mad and you’ll get what’s coming to you. The best tactic is sending him nasty texts while he’s at work and trying to focus. He’s thankful to have his own private office to avoid the chance of someone seeing the huge boner he’s sporting at the moment because of you. Oh you are in for it as soon as he gets home. Other times you can try annoying him until he can’t take it anymore. Getting on his nerves when he’s in the home office turns into a steamy ordeal. Maybe put on something a little sexy and pretend like you don’t know why he’s basically damn near drooling over you. Play coy:)

-Stuff I think he’s into: Recording the two of you fucking and then watching the footage with you later...and likely fucking with the footage in the background. Degradation on either end (you at him or vice versa). Has asked you to spit in his mouth one time and maybe never again based on your reaction to it.

-Fun fact about him during sex: Moans like a slut when you pull his hair hard enough. Huge possibility of him getting basically drunk on pleasure at this point. He’ll do and say anything you want him to once he reaches that point.

[jackrrabbit]

Smutty smut HC with any of your choosing from Haikyuu! When they discover you’ve gotten breast piercings 🥵🥵🥵. You asked for thirst, and I’ll deliver the thought!

Tsukishima, Kageyama, and Kuroo x s/o with nipple piercings (18+)

Thanks anon! I couldn’t choose just 1 so I’m doing 3 😇

Warnings: f!reader, teasing, nipple piercings, all characters adults

Tsukishima ◇◇◇

You’ve mentioned before that you want to get your nipples pierced, but Tsukishima always scoffs and tells you that you’ll never do it because you’re too much of a wimp when it comes to pain

So…that means you get to mess with him 😈

You decide to corner him after school, saying “Tsukkiiiii~ guess what’s different about me” while hugging him & making sure to press your chest into his

He usually wouldn’t play games like this, but he’ll do it for you. So he takes a look—it’s not a new haircut, is it? Tsukishima’s not good at noticing stuff like that. You’re wearing your uniform, so it couldn’t be an outfit

“Just tell me.” “No, you have to guess.” “Ugh whatever, give me a hint then.”

You’ll just hug him again, even tighter this time, and he’ll feel your perfect tits squishing into his chest. Are you not wearing a bra? You feel so soft. Except for…no way

“Did you get the piercings? You actually went through with it?”

Fuck, he wants to see. Even just thinking about your cute little nipples with bars through them is making blood rush south

Why did you have to tell him at school where he can’t do anything? You’re so devious. He’s got about fifteen minutes til practice starts, maybe that’s enough time to mess around?

But you’re not going to indulge him. You tug him down to your height by the collar of his shirt and kiss him on the cheek. “Have fun at practice, Tsukki ♡”

Damn it, now he has to do his best to make his hard-on go down before volleyball practice starts and the team sees. But it’s difficult when he can’t stop imagining your brand new nipple piercings…and your breasts…which leads to him fantasizing about your tits bouncing up and down while you ride him

Which isn’t great for his boner

You better be waiting for him after practice because he’s not feeling like waiting around to see your piercings in person ◇

Kageyama ✦✦✦

You won’t tell Kageyama that you got your nips pierced; instead, you’ll wait til the two of you have some privacy and tell him you have a surprise for him while holding up your shirt

As soon as he sees the brand-new rings hanging off your nipples, he will go completely silent for a few long moments. You’ll feel kind of insecure while he just…stares at you

Does he think they look weird? Maybe nipple rings aren’t his thing. What if you made a mistake and he thinks it’s ugly or something? You feel like you’re dying inside waiting for him to say something

Little do you know, Kageyama isn’t saying anything because his brain short-circuited as soon as he saw your piercings. The only thoughts going through his mind are something like: pretty…sexy…want to touch…

When you shyly ask him what he thinks, he’ll snap back into focus and tell you they look amazing

He’ll have lots of questions. When did you get them? Did it hurt? How much? Are they sensitive?

Oh really? They’re that sensitive? Is it okay if he…touches them?

Kageyama doesn’t want to do anything to harm you, and thinking about how much the piercings must have hurt makes him extra careful when he reaches out to rub over them with a feather-light touch

He loves the contrast between your velvety warm skin and the cool metal threaded through it

His touches will get bolder as you respond to them, and soon he’ll be cupping your breasts and rubbing and pulling you into his lap

Honestly, Kageyama has never been that into body modifications. He doesn’t really think piercings in general are sexy, but when they’re on you? He can’t stop touching them ✦

Kuroo ✷✷✷

You’ve had your piercings for a while before you started dating Kuroo, and you can’t wait to show him

The two of you haven’t done anything yet, but things are getting hot and heavy over the phone and Kuroo asks you to “send pics ;)”

So you take a real cute picture in front of your bathroom mirror with your top pulled up over your breasts, the hem of your shirt held up in your mouth between your teeth

He’ll read it immediately but it’ll take him a few minutes to respond

“holy shit”

“are your nipples pierced?”

“that’s so fucking sexy”

“you’re home alone rn right?”

When you tell him yes, he won’t reply and you’ll be kind of annoyed until a while later when you hear a knock on your door and it’s him, sweating and panting like he literally ran all the way to get there

“Can I see, can I see, can I see?”

Kuroo’s barely got the door closed behind him before he’s pushing your shirt up, exposing those pillowy tits tipped with metal bars that he wants to have in his mouth right now

God damn if this isn’t the hottest fucking thing he’s ever seen. Are you his bad girl? His little rebel? Jesus, he wants to see you in leather

But that’s gonna have to wait, because right now he’s entirely focused on giving those pretty nipples the attention they deserve

Kuroo will touch for a little bit but he’s so eager to taste you…the feeling of your skin on his tongue and the metallic taste of the bar piercing is so nice, it’s almost as good as the high-pitched begging noises you probably don’t even realize you’re making

It’s hard for Kuroo to stop himself while he’s sucking on your tits, but eventually he’ll just pick you up and carry you to your bedroom so he can check and see if you’ve got any other piercings he should know about ✷

[hoe-imaginess]

just Hawks things

commissioned by anonymous. vaguely smutty hcs included 

True Bird Hours: he sleeps most comfortably sitting up with his wings fluffed and folded snugly around him, so he can nuzzle his face into them for the warmth

Yes when he’s got his boo with him, they are also invited to snuggle up in his wings

More birdie things bc why not:

He has an unconscious habit of picking through your hair: brushing fingers through it, fiddling with little pieces, nuzzling his face against it. He’s trying to preen you ok. Please let him. If you are not preened at least once a day… he has not done his job 

He also unconsciously fluffs his wings out and makes them a little bigger, more noticeable, when he’s flirting/talking to someone he finds particularly attractive. The bird instinct in him is screaming SHOW OFF YOUR WINGS SHOW OFF YOUR FEATHERS SHOW OFF YOUR PRETTY COLOR MMmmmm plsss look at this plumage bb

But he snaps out of it when he realizes what he’s doing because… omg it’s so embarrassing 

His sharp eyes also hone in and out when he’s looking at you because oof he is FIXATED on you. He likes what he sees he is looking DIRECTLY 

If you’re angry at him and lock yourself in the bathroom, he sits outside the door like awww come on babe. Don’t be like that. *slips a feather under the door to tickle you*

After a long day of hero work when he comes home to see you, he has either two moods when he gets into bed with you: he knocks tf out, or he can’t stfu 

You’ll really be out here trying to get some sleep and he is just running his mouth about all the hero work he had that day, how windy it was, how annoying one of his sidekicks was being—

Those intimate little forehead touches where you just… sit there and relax and simply exist together, eyes closed as you breathe in each other’s presence….. big Hawks mood. He feels so connected to you. He loves it

He doesn’t get jealous very often; he’s too busy for that and he knows how badly jealousy can spiral and ruin a relationship

But when he is jealous and feeling particularly beat up about it, he staves it off by keeping busy with hero work: something to take his mind off of the problem, so that he can think more rationally on it later

He simps for you so hard if you give him a massage. Hero work is tough ya know. He’s got a lot of tension in those shoulders and on his back. I mean, those wings are working overtime all day. Knead out all those knots in his muscles and oof you are getting his unmatched appreciation… and possibly his dick (because yeah, massages… get him really hard really fast)

He’s such a kisser. Kissing fiend. Serial kisser. Forehead kisses, nose kisses, NECK KISSES, throat kisses, hand kisses, thigh kisses (especially what‘s between your thighs)

He also cannot keep his teeth off of you: lots of nibbling and playful gnawing where he knows you’re most sensitive

That being said he tries REALLY hard not to leave hickies even though SHIT he really wants to sometimes. Sucking on that sensitive skin just below your ear reallllllllly gets him going. He wants to latch on and suck and bite while pressed up against you and just… wants to mark you up… whew it’s a struggle not to. His restraint is commendable 

Oh and yes he WILL kiss your toes

Let him worship those feet and ankles alright 

I’m not done talking about his kisses ok he’s such… a kissing expert. It’s unfair 

You want slow, intimate, tentative kisses that get your body hot and tingly and anxious for more? He will deliver. He loves lazy makeouts, and the little teasing nip he gives to your bottom lip just kajshkfjhsd delicious

But oh, you want hungry, desperate, wet kisses too? Yes please. He knows exactly what he’s doing. No awkward lip-sucking and no awkward tongue-poking in your mouth; he takes the lead until you’re dizzy from just the kisses alone. And his hands are running all over you while he’s doing it. You don’t even know how he’s giving you so much attention because you can barely think of anything but his lips on you, let alone put your own hands to work. When you try to reciprocate and reach for his pants you’re fumbly and clumsy because damn his kisses are literally breath-taking. It’s okay though, he’ll take care of everything. King of multi-tasking

Just imagine him giving you little nibbling kisses along your jawline until he moves back up to your lips, and bites the bottom one gently while looking into your eyes skjdhkjdhgd

Hawks is very sorry but marriage is not really on his agenda any time soon, if ever. Just being your man is enough for him

In fact, please tell people he’s your man. Boyfriend, partner, lover, booty call… yeah those are fine too

But your man? God… He finds that… extremely fcking hot

He has home-cooked meals like twice a year. He does NOT have the time. Honestly he wishes he did have more time, because there’s only so much on-the-go street food he can manage before he starts getting sick of it. No matter how delicious it is 

So if you happen to catch him when he’s free and wrangle him down for dinner, he’s shook. He feels absolutely PAMPERED when you cook for him. The food makes him drool but so does your cute ass cooking for him DAMN he feels so… he feels so Domestic™

You might need to… shoot him a text when you’re cooking next time so he can zoom by and grab a plate through your window. Domestic Fast Food. Give him that Scone App the Beef shit please he’s taking your food to go and he will bring the tupperware back later ok

His sidekicks look at him like… wtf?? when he returns to patrol with food. They’re like… Hawks, where did you get that? Where did you even go??

Him slurping his spaghetti: Uhhhhhhh sorry but I’m not sharing this

Oof it’s so hard for him when he’s missing you

He’s so horribly busy he’ll go weeks without so much as seeing your face. Every time he finds some spare time to go see you, even if it’s just twenty minutes, something comes up. He loves spending time with you but hero work has to come first

And forget keeping up through text or call. Sometimes he doesn’t have time for that either. Makes him feel like an asshole, and he gets these little pangs of anxiety when he thinks that you’ll start resenting him for his career, that you’ll start feeling neglected

He would definitely understand if that made you want to end the relationship though. It’s gonna hurt, but if that’s what you need, he understands—because those little pangs of anxiety aren’t just because he thinks you might leave him, but because he doesn’t want you to feel like you aren’t worth it

You are, you’re absolutely worth it and you’re absolutely a good and wonderful person. And he doesn’t want you to think otherwise just because he can’t give you what you deserve. Don’t let his busy lifestyle make you feel invalid because damnit he thinks you’re so valid and he tries so hard to let you know that

That being said… sorry, but he forgets birthdays sometimes

Doesn’t snore, even when he’s utterly exhausted, but just… sighs…. very cute-like

Otherwise he’s dead silent when he’s asleep, it’s almost scary. He’s alert at all times. Very light sleeper

One sound and he is 👁👄👁 awake

Lost his shit when he discovered snapchat filters because omg they’re so fun

When it comes to how soon he says I love you, it really depends

He falls fast and hard, which really throws him for a loop because he’s a composed and rational guy otherwise

He doesn’t have so much pride that he won’t tell you he loves you when he knows he means it. It’s just a matter of when he’s prepared to tell you

He doesn’t have one preferred nickname for you. He just has… so many. It’s like he spins a wheel every morning to decide what he’s going to call you

Sweetheart, honey, hon’, babe, baby, sweet thing, a simple girl/boy

The baby bird, chickadee, chick stuff is reserved for when he wants to see that sour, unamused look on your face because god they’re such corny nicknames and he knows it 

Rainy days suck because they weigh his feathers down, make his wings harder to flap and thus all the more difficult to get around with. His quirk is next to useless when there’s heavy rain so he’s out of commission the whole day. Just sulks around his agency until the weather clears 

But days of light showers are nice! Hawks loves giving his wings a little sprinkle, just a little cleanse. It’s so cute when he shakes the wings to dry them out

The first time he gets his heart broken… oof

He’s very socially adept due to his hero training. He’s also well-versed in flirting because that’s just part of the charisma he needs as a hero. Unfair as it might be he’s also not above charming people to get what he wants

But actual, truthful, organic romance?… He’s a little lost on that 

So when he finds somebody he really comes to love, only for that love to be taken away, he’s completely floored. It rattles him and it’s a brutal reminder of the dangers of getting emotionally involved with other people when he’s got such a complicated, demanding life. The heartache is too much and he can’t focus and he hates it

It eats at him for a long time. Something’s changed. He doesn’t take sentiment for granted anymore. He comes to fully respect—also resent—the way love can utterly change perspective

Romantically inept as he may be sometimes, he’s… still an absolute SIMP of a man 

Do not ever talk down to yourself when he’s around because he goes full cheerleader mode

He just wants to encourage you to find some of that self-love okay he thinks you’re fuckn PRECIOUS and DESERVING and AMAZING—how can you not see that you’re all those things???

He’s so proud when you start sticking up for yourself, or when you speak your mind. Even if it’s small, stupid things like actually telling the waiter that he brought you the wrong food instead of meekly going oh… ok… I guess I can eat this instead

like NO!! STICK UP FOR YOURSELF BABY!! He wants you to be the BEST you

And when he asks you “What do you feel like doing today?”, don’t even think about pulling some “Whatever you want to do, Hawks” bs on him because NOPE. Tell him what YOU want. Please don’t be afraid to have a voice ok because he loves it when you’re confident and clear with what you want

[katsucutie]

i live for all of your platonic bnha x reader hcs. its nice to imagine being bros and doing cracktivities with your fav characters lmao.

Bakugou

you and bakugou watch horror movies as a cracktivity

y’all yell at dumb characters who go towards the killer

or separate from their team

you also throw popcorn at the screen

and make bakugou clean up after you

then go on to the next film

Shouto

you and shouto’s cracktivity is to read cringe fanfiction and romance novels

recently the two of you found one on wattpad

it was a shrek x trump fanfic

and it was a bit smutty

which y’all would have never thought

and after reading it

you laughed while shouto looked green

Dabi

y’all get piercings and tattoos

you and dabi would go out to the slums at night and blindly pick parlors to go to

then y’all would enter the shop and give the artist 50 dollars to do whatever they would like on your body

which is how dabi got his three studs on his nose

and you on the other hand that day  got an atrocious tramp stamp that says “be rough”

Kami

you and kami’s favorite cractivity is to go on omegle

it's so indescribably  fun

especially pranking people there

and a couple of times y’all have seen famous tiktokers making a youtube video

unfortunately though, the two of you never made appeared in their video

which made kami dislike their videos and unsubscribe to their channels

Shigaraki

shigaraki and you play the sims

but on pc because mobile sims is trash

you always end up getting pregnant with your best friends husband

and shiggy always ends up killing the best friend once you give birth

he also locks up of your visitors in rooms and removes the door, letting them starve and die in their own pee stains on the floor

sounds evil, but its therapeutic for him

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a/n - thanks for this request it was fun to write 

tags// @samanthaa-leanne

[starrynite7114]

Headcanon: Jealousy

A/N: Hello everyone! Hope the start of your week has been going well! Finally decided to do a headcanon. This is my first one, so I hope I did okay! This was really fun to do!

If you would like to make a headcanon request, please feel free to do so!

I have two more updates prepared, but I wanted to post this one first! 

Enjoy!

HC or Imagine of Angel and his S/O going to a club party and there's jealousy and drunkenness can be smutty and fluffy - @gemini0410​

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CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL GIF MAKER!

Every club party, you were always right beside Angel. You were his fiancé after all, it was your rightful place.

Angel and you had a routine, if he drank one party, you drank at the next. Or basically one gets fucked up while the other got mildly fucked up.

But on the rare occasion you two came to a club party pissed off at one another, everyone was prepared for tempers to fly and for war.

You were level headed and Angel really had to try hard to get you riled up.

But Angel? 

Fucking forget about me.

Angel was a hot headed individual at baseline, but involve you? His fuse was shorter.

Which was why he was currently downing his third shot in the last thirty minutes.

“You want to slow down there brother?” Taza advised Angel as he downed his third shot in the last thirty minutes.

“Naw, I’m good.” Angel shook his head, watching as you took Riz around town at the pool table. You were ridiculously good at pool and it was the way Angel met you. Oddly enough, it wasn’t in Santo Padre. You two met in Los Angeles while he was hanging around Koreatown with Coco and Gilly. Gilly had a few cousins who lived around there and he decided to come with. 

You happened to be Gilly’s cousin and after that fateful night, you two were inseparable. It’s been six years and now, you two were engaged. Angel popped the question the day after your nursing school graduation and you couldn’t be any happier.

But even though you were engaged, Angel was a possessive man and he hated how these motherfuckers watched you, even Riz. 

He was his brother no doubt about that, but he knew that Riz tried to sway you his way before Angel ever came in the picture. 

To see you playfully laughing with him, it ticked Angel off.

Usually when you mess with Coco, Gilly, EZ and Creeper, Angel was cool.

But just the fact Riz even tried to get at you before, it just wasn’t cool with him.

He poured himself another shot, downing it once more. Taza watched Angel and just shook his head. “Don’t let jealousy consume you Angel, you don’t want an unnecessary fight with your girl.”

“Oh, I’m peachy, no fights whatsoever.” He requested for a beer, which EZ gave him with hesitance. “I’m fine.” Angel watched as Riz’s eyes drifted over to your ass as your dress slightly hiked up when you were making your shot. 

Angel could hold his alcohol, but taking shot after shot would eventually get to someone.

You saw the dark look on Angel’s face, the excitement running through your body was hard to ignore. 

You liked pushing Angel’s buttons for petty fights. After all, slow paced, sweet talking Angel making love to you was amazing, but pissed off, rough paced, dirty talking Angel was something fucking else.

It kept your sex life exciting. 

Besides, this all started because of how greatly your dress accentuated your assets.

“I thought I told you I don’t share,” he whispered into your ear as he took the pool cue from you.

The faint smell of alcohol on his breath.

Angel was bolder with liquid courage on him.

“Don’t recall that conversation.” You shrugged.

“Keep fucking with me and see what happens when I get you all alone.” Angel growled into your ear.

But you didn’t heed his warning.

After you beat Riz and he gave you a hug that lasted a little longer than Angel liked

Once Riz pulled away and was led away by another club hang around, Angel wrapped his arms around you from behind, nipping at your ear. “Daddy is about show you who this fucking pussy belongs to.”

Looking back at him, you saw the lust in Angel’s eyes.

You felt yourself become wet at that. 

You were in trouble.

Tears welled up in your eyes as Angel denied you from coming again. You were tied up, your hands resting on your stomach as Angel continued to lap at your folds, purposely passing your clit.

“Daddy, please, I’m sorry.” You cried out, trying your best to push his head away, but the restraints were preventing you. You laid on your bed, back arched.

“Look at you, acting like a little brat and now you’re trying to run from daddy.” He plunged his finger inside you once again, three fingers in. 

You moaned out his name, shaking your head back and forth, the familiar feeling in your abdomen has been stationary. 

“You wanna come princesa, you gonna be a good girl for daddy?” Angel slowed the pace of his finger, loving the feeling of your walls trying to suck in his fingers and how wet you were.

“Yes daddy, I’ll be a good girl.”

Angel smirked. He began to fuck you with his fingers in a come hither motion, your breathing was increasing, the fire pooling low in your abdomen was torturous, but Angel was going to let you come.

A few rubs on your clit had you crying out Angel’s name, tears streaming down your face due to the overstimulation. Angel gave your pussy good lick before he hovered over you, kissing you to show you how good you taste.

“You always taste so fucking good baby girl.”

You felt lightheaded, feeling as if you were in a daze. 

With your hands tied, all you could do was run your fingers through whatever was close by and it was Angel’s abs. Running your nails through your abdomen, letting out a whimper when you felt him rubbing the tip of his dick up and down your folds.

“Daddy, please,” you begged, tugging at your binds. “Please fuck me.”

Angel loved hearing you beg, it was one of his favorite sounds from you. 

“You were being such a bad girl earlier.” Angel slid the tip in, remaining stationary at your entrance. The thickness of his cock stretched your tight little hole as it always did, making you moan. You attempted to move, but Angel held you down.

“Are you going to listen to daddy?” He asked you, slamming his cock inside you before sliding back to his initial position.

You gasped as he had slammed into you, groaning in frustration.

“Are you mad baby? Just like how you tried to get daddy upset? You know how I don’t like to share.” He thrusted into you again, going back to his initial position. You clenched as he slipped out, making Angel groan. “You remember that conversation now?” Angel slowly moved in and out of you, his length stretching you in all the good ways, the familiar burn.

“Answer me.” He wrapped a hand around your throat, giving you a slight squeeze. 

“Yes daddy,” you whimpered.

“Mirame,” you opened your eyes, groaning at the sight of Angel. He was glistening with sweat, his muscles contracting as he began to speed up his pace. 

You began to clench around him, Angel was brushing against your g-spot, and you knew you were fucking close.

“I feel it baby, you’re close.”

And he was too, he was losing his rhythm, but he still kept hitting that spot, making your eyes roll back as you came, crying out Angel’s name in pure pleasure.

“That’s mi princesa, fuck.” He buried himself in you, your walls milking his cock. “Baby, fuck, you’re just milking daddy’s cock.”

You didn’t say anything, just pulling Angel down to meet your lips.

Pinning your hands on either side of your head, he hovered over you, loving the look you had after you came undone for him.

The swollen lips.

The red shade on your cheeks.

The sweat glistening on your body.

The deep breaths you took as you calmed your body down.

And it was all due to him.

“You drive me fucking crazy, mi vida. Getting me all riled up just so I can fuck you roughly.”

You bit your lip, looking down to where Angel was still buried in you. 

“I love you, Angel.”

“Te amo, mi amor.”

[riddlegecko]

for the paulkins ficlets, perhaps a paulkins first kiss? and a very flustered paul?

I like the way you think, those are both Very Good Things. This takes place at that Halloween party I mentioned in Hold Me Closer, bc I feel very strongly about that hc. Gets a teeny bit spicy towards the end, but not like,,, actively smutty.

"For real, man, thanks for coming. You really didn't have to."

"And let you suffer through this alone? No way."

It was the day before Halloween, and Paul was very much out of his comfort zone. He was never the type to attend parties, and yet, here he was at Beanies after closing hours with a cup of booze-spiked raspberry punch in hand while a bunch of loud theatre kids mingled in the other room. He would've never attended an event like this of his own accord, and frankly he was stressed out of his mind.

But for Emma? It was all worth it.

About a week prior, Paul had arrived at Beanies for his daily coffee run/Emma visit, where she had told him that Nora was throwing a company party for Halloween. She'd explained that employees were allowed to invite a plus-one, and she- in perhaps the most uncharacteristically sheepish manner possible, had asked Paul to accompany her. An offer that he'd immediately accepted, after getting over his initial shock, of course.

The days came and went, and before Paul knew it, he was walking through the front door of Beanies side-by-side with Emma on a chilly October evening. The party had been exactly what he'd expected so far. Emma's theatre kid co-workers blasting loud music over the speakers and grinding on their dates, sugary punch that had definitely been spiked with cheap booze at some point, a few of the baristas in those store-bought "sexy costumes". Paul and Emma hadn't dressed up as anything, earning some lighthearted jeers from Zoey.

An hour or two passed, and Paul soon found himself getting a bit overwhelmed by all the noise. Emma had offered to join him in the break room, which had been surprisingly quiet and empty for most of the party. And aside from the strong smell of perfume and alcohol, it was a lot more peaceful than the main room. So there they were, sitting on the worn, olive green break room couch, talking about anything and everything that was on their minds.

Emma snickered. "Very gallant of you, Paul," she teased, taking a sip of her own punch. "You're a real knight in shining khakis."

Paul snorted, looking down at the aforementioned khakis that adorned his legs. "All things considered," he said. "This isn't so bad. I'm actually having an alright time!"

Emma looked him, eyebrows raised in surprise. "No shit?" she asked.

"No shit!" he affirmed.

"Even with all the noise, and theatre kids, and noisy theatre kids?"

Paul chuckled, nodding. "Yep," he replied, leaning back on the sofa in content. "I enjoy spending time with you like this."

He winced. Fuck, he hadn't meant to say that. Eyeing the red solo cup in his hand, Paul wondered if maybe he'd had a little too much punch tonight. For a moment, he hoped that Emma hadn't caught that little moment of emotional honesty, but her playful smirk as she looked at him suggested otherwise.

"What're you saying?" she asked, a teasing lilt to her tone. "That I'm the only reason you're having any fun tonight?"

"I, uh..." Paul muttered bashfully, his cheeks going warm. Jesus, why'd that cute smile of hers have to fluster him so? "Would it be a bad thing if I said yes?"

A small giggle escaped Emma, another thing that always got Paul's heart racing. "Nah, it's cool," she replied, reaching over and gently squeezing his knee. She then cleared her throat, looking down at her lap. "Truth be told, um... you're the only reason I'm getting any enjoyment out of this party at all, too."

Paul's heart jumped into his throat, its pace growing ever quicker. "R-really?"

"Mhm," Emma responded, averting her gaze with a small smile. "Honestly, if you hadn't agreed to come with me, I was probably gonna fake a fever or something as an excuse not to come, since Nora would've gotten on my case otherwise."

"O-oh..." Paul stammered, unsure how else to respond. Had she really wanted to spend time with him that much?

"Listen, Paul," she piped up after a moment, snapping him out of his thoughts. "I've been... thinking about this for a while, but, um..."

"...Yeah?" Paul pressed her, his voice small.

"I like you, Paul, like... a lot," she admitted, finally making eye contact with him again. Paul's heart must've skipped around seven beats. He couldn't even imagine how red his face must've looked. "And I wanna make our relationship a little more... something, I'm not really sure what to call it."

"...Intimate?" Paul proposed, probably sounding much more bashful than he should've.

Emma snickered, briefly averting her gaze once more before looking back up at Paul, her beautiful brown eyes perhaps the most gentle he'd ever seen them.

"Y-yeah," she agreed. "So, Paul... kiss me?"

As Paul's heart began to do a whole acrobatics routine in his chest, all he could do was stammer in surprise for a moment. Emma Perkins, the funny, clever, beautiful, amazing woman that he'd been smitten with for the better part of a year, wanted to kiss him. How was this his life? Despite his flustered state, he managed to utter one simple word that would seal the deal.

"Okay...!"

The noise of the party behind the door seeming to fade into nothing, Emma leaned forward slightly with her lips parted. After a split second of nervous hesitation, Paul closed the gap between them, easing his lips against her own. It started off slow, before Emma deepened the kiss, her tongue slipping into his mouth. Paul welcomed the extra passion, his arms moving to wrap themselves around her. One hand resting on the small of her back, the other entangling it's fingers in her hair. Smiling slightly into the kiss, Emma moved her hands as well, one to gently cup his face, and the other under his shirt to claw at his back. Paul bristled slightly at the touch, before allowing himself to relax at the sensation of her nails against his skin. After several seconds of pure, mindless passion, they pulled away for air.

"Damn..." Emma huffed, her hands still holding onto Paul. "If I'd known you were such a good kisser, I would've had that talk with you at least a week earlier."

Paul chuckled, his brain in a lovestruck daze. "Y-you too..." he said, not really comprehending how little sense that reply made in the context of what she'd just said.

Thankfully, Emma seemed to find his dopey lack of coherency amusing, and let out that beautiful, beautiful laugh of hers. "God, you're such a fucking geek..." she teased, leaning against him and letting her arms properly wrap around him in a hug.

Face still flushing like mad, Paul returned her embrace, letting himself come down from the pure, emotional high that was kissing Emma Perkins. Before long, Emma pulled back and looked at him, a flirtatious look in her eyes.

"So, uh... I've got a couple grams on me," she began, a smile creeping onto her face. "You wanna get high, and... I dunno... see where things go next?"

Paul's eyebrows shot up in surprise, his face heating up all over again. "Wh-what if somebody walks in on us?" he asked.

"Hey, I've walked in on Zoey giving Sam a full-on handjob in here during work hours-" Emma justified.

Paul winced. "God, ew."

Emma nodded. "Yeah, I know right?" she snickered. "But yeah, if she can pull that stunt and get away with it, then I think we'll be okay."

Paul thought over her words for a second, before replying with an enthusiastic:

"Okay!"

A look of excitement in her eyes, Emma began to rummage through her pockets for her weed. This, Paul thought, was not what he was expecting to happen at this party. But with the feeling of Emma's kiss still lingering on his lips, he definitely wasn't complaining.

[plague-of-insomnia]

Seb/Bard/Wolf is fun but consider...: Agni/Bard/Wolf. Wolf and Agni have little to no mercy dealing with Bard as they manhandle him and pass him around like a blunt, taking turns and eventually fucking him at the same time😳 Considering the way Bard is depicted as the whole masculine figure and all that, I think it’s only fair Wolf/Agni take him down a peg👀

Anon, I was so thrilled when I got this ask because I almost never get smutty asks like this!! ���� I’m sorry I couldn’t respond sooner.

I absolutely love the idea of Bard being taken on both ends at once... I’ve always HC Agni as a rough lover—yeah he’s a sweetheart now but he was a criminal once, and that side of him comes out when he fucks.

So Wolf is pounding Bard from behind and Agni is choking him on his cock, just gripping his hair tight and forcing his cock balls deep down Bard’s throat. Drool dribbling down his chin, Wolf’s huge hands leaving bruises on Bard’s hips. The big German murmuring curses in his native tongue as he thrusts harder and harder, chasing his release but at the same time never wanting this to end. Bard clearly doesn’t bottom too often because he’s so fucking tight and hot and fuccckk... and looking up and seeing that beautiful Indian man with a devilish smirk as he forces his cock into a greedy mouth???

And meanwhile, Bard’s own cock is hard and heavy between his legs, leaking pre-cum on the floor as he struggles to remain in one position as he’s plowed from both ends.

Perhaps Agni praises Bard for how beautiful he looks taking his cock. Maybe he rewards him by pulling him off just long enough for him to take a deep breath before shoving his huge cock back in that delicious mouth.

Seb would wonder why the poor chef can’t seem to walk or talk right the next day... is he coming down with something?

But also imagine— Seb/Bard/Agni/Wolf — Seb is so fucking sassy, it would be nice to see him stuffed so full the only sounds he can make are muffled moans.

Bard and Agni DPing him while Wolf shoves his enormous, thick cock in that fangy mouth, tugging hard on his black hair every time he gets a bit too devilish with those dangerous teeth, the pain making the demon’s dick twitch, clenching around the two men inside him.

Bard on his back, looking up at Seb’s lips stretched wide around Wolf’s cock, Seb’s dick hard between them as Agni thrusts from behind, hand wrapped around Seb’s throat, shivering each time his cock rubs over the head of Bard’s dick inside that tight hole.

In this position, Bard can’t move much, except to scratch his fingernails along Seb’s thighs, biting his lip at how beautiful and debauched that perfect butler is right now, how he grunts and growls whenever Bard teases his neglected cock. Squeezing it, fisting it, slow strokes. Releasing it, watching the precum collect and stick in thin strands before smoothing it around the head, making Sebastian’s back arch, desperate for more.

None of them can last long in this torturous dance, and as much as they love to come inside Sebastian, the satisfaction in pulling out and coating his body in cum is far more alluring. Skin flushed, completely used and gaping... and hard again before any of the other men can even catch their breath.

Now which one will be plowed next by the horny demon??

[illfoandillfie]

i hope it’s not too late to send for the sleepover, but smutty!hours i was wondering if you could do a hc for joe having a thing for big thighs bc ive been slowly accepting my thunder thighs and i kinda luv em now. plus i feel like joe would just worship big thighs!

heck yes to body positivity!! i am bad at it when its about myself but i am learning and im glad you are too!! i hope you like this:

~~~

Joe had never considered himself especially romantic. He was a big fan of surprise bouquets and candlelit dinners and that kind of everyday romance that anyone could achieve. But he wasn’t a poet or anything like that. Lately though, he’d found himself meditating on one specific topic more and more frequently. Your thighs. It was getting to the point where he thought, if push came to shove, he might actually be able to full a book with his love for them.

He’d never really cared much about thighs before. He didn’t have anything against them, but they didn’t really do anything for him either. They were just there. Alright to hold onto while he went down on a woman, but otherwise easy to ignore. He put it down to his previous partners having smaller thighs than you. Not a whole lot to them. And then you came along, wearing those shorts, making him see the light. If he were to write a book, chapter one would be about those shorts.

Then there was the spanking. He’d known spanking asses was fun, pussies too, if the woman was into it. But there was a day when you’d got bratty and he’d swatted your thigh to stop you. The noise alone made him want to do it again, let alone the whimper you made. Plus the visible tremor that ran through your thigh upon impact. And he hadn’t even hit you hard. The next time you earned a punishment he bent you over his knee and took to your thighs. It was similar to spanking your ass but there was a difference to it. Hard to put into words. The sharp slapping sound of his palm meeting your skin was deeper and your reactions were stronger. It took less to have you in tears, gritting your teeth as he counted out the last few hits.

No doubt your thighs were sensitive. And not just to pain. You were ticklish there, especially towards the inside of your thighs, and he loved nothing more than teasing you with light touches, maybe even a feather or two to really make you squirm. Tracing the tip of his finger down towards your knee would make your whole body shiver with desire. Not to mention how you got all breathless and desperate when he kissed along the same path, his stubble tickling you in the most delicious way imaginable. It was a sure fire way to make you drip. And then, when he felt he’d wound you up long enough and finally dragged his tongue along your soaked cunt, he’d feel your thighs on either side of his head. The closer you got to orgasm the tighter you’d squeeze him between your thighs, desperate to keep him there. If he was feeling particularly mean he’d hold them open but mostly he liked being trapped between them. Afterwards you’d apologise for nearly suffocating him but in Joe’s opinion, if he was going to go there wouldn’t be a better way.

And he hadn’t even mentioned how easy it was to mark you there. Leave you covered in teeth marks. Love bites. Bruises. Easier to hide them than marks he might leave on your neck or the swell of your breasts. The sensitivity of your thighs really made it worthwhile, each hickey making you whine, tug at his hair, torn between wanting him to stop and wanting more.

As for fucking you. He loved when you sat on the kitchen counter, wrapped your legs around him. He loved when you’d ride him and he’d clutch at your thighs, dig his fingers into your soft skin. He loved being on top of you and seeing your thighs tremble and shake as he fucked you through your high. Or the slight indulgence of intercrural sex. When you were on your period, horny but found full penetrative sex uncomfortable. Or when you were playing around with orgasm denial and he wanted to fuck you but you were too close to cumming without permission. He’d grab some lube and slide his cock between your thighs, holding your hips as he thrust as if he were in your pussy. If you were allowed to cum he’d hold a bullet vibrator to your clit. If not, you’d be left dripping and desperate, able to feel him so close to where you wanted him. And when he came, covering your thighs, the sight would only make him want to go again.

[jancys-blue-bayou]

Commentary on Curiosity please!

So, Curiosity. That’s easily my most popular oneshot and smut fic lmao. Like all my smut fics it started from a prompt and then uh... grew from there. The prompt was simply Jancy make a sex tape which is one of those ideas that are... canon divergent or AU-ish or how to phrase it (like I don’t see a scenario where Nancy and Jonathan would really do that) but at the same time way too fun so I just had to. So for me, since I personally didn’t think they’d do one, it began with negotiating a scenario where you could willfully believe them making a sex tape without it coming off as out of character. So I started to think about Nancy’s motivations to make one, since it’d definitely be her idea if they would make one since it feels like Jonathan is shyer about that sort of thing, and related it to her curious mind, which we know she has, extending it into the bedroom, that she’d simply be curious to see how they look like, and suddenly I could buy into the idea of them making a sex tape.

The fun part of a sex tape fic is of course them watching the tape. That’s my favorite part of the fic. I’ve touched upon body image issues and self esteem issues for both Nancy and Jonathan in several fics, it’s a subject close to my heart and I took this opportunity for some body positivity (something I feel Nancy and Jonathan, like most people, could really use), having Nancy tell Jonathan how hot he is because that boy needs to hear it. And her coaxing him to tell her what he thinks of her body I love too because it’s good for her to hear too and also good for Jonathan to be comfortable saying stuff like that. Also they’re just hecking adorable dorks. And then the mutual handjobs on the couch while watching the tape is my favorite smutty bit of the fic, I just love mutual handjobs (ahem, not to be TMI but um), and it’s a mystery to me why I then don’t write it in fic more.

Then uh, I just kept it going lol. Because of ~inspiration and I love smut (reading and writing) that doesn’t follow the 1A formula (for ships involving at least one man) where the fic usually ends when the dude cums or soon there after. I write a lot of that too don’t get me wrong but I like to read/write when it’s switched up a bit, it doesn’t have to follow that same trajectory. So, so far there had been some cunnilingus action, some piv and then mutual handjobs. Previous deeds rendered the dorks in need of a shower and while in there well Jonathan can’t help that he’s getting aroused - Nancy is naked and wet right by him. And she’s in a mood™ so then yeah blowjob in the shower just kind of happened.

And apart from mixing up the smut action I love mixing genre too of course, you can’t have Jancy smut without it turning to smuff - smut mixed with fluff because that’s what happens when these fluffy dorks go at it. And I also like to throw in some comedy too because sex is fun and it can be both hot and fun at the same time (so it’s not like you forego the smut for comedy but have both). So here then it quickly changed from smut to something else when Joyce by accident discovers the tape. That came about because when dm’ing with @iamthethumperanon (she’s the good half of the Jancy brain we share, we dm everyday about hc’s and fics) about the fic she asked me to imagine what would happen if Joyce would discover the tape AND YES I COULD IMAGINE. So after all the smut I ended up veering into comedy territory for the end part of the fic which was fun to write and I hope it was to read, my ambition was for the fic to be hot but also funny and sweet because I personally love it when you can get all three in a smut fic.

[holylangdon]

Dating The Countess

Request: “(smutty?) headcanons on having a relationship with a countess?” - Anon

“Hc for the countess being obsessed with you?” - Anon

“Can you do sex headcanons with the Countess? Love your blog by the way❤” - Anon

“Heyyyy can you make some headcanons on having the Countess being a really protective girlfriend pls? ❤” - Anon

Count: 28

A/N: Kind of implied that she’s with a female, but that could be easily changed with a little imagination. 

She’d probably find you during a hunt with Donovan

He’d suggest that they take you home, and she’d very dubiously agree

Once all of you got to the Cortez, he’d begin to feed on you but she’d stop him

Elizabeth would be a little bit speechless justifying her actions

“She’s too pure. Too beautiful.”

Donovan might try to fight her on it, but he wouldn’t win

She probably saw a bit of herself in you, and she’d get attached very easily

You’d stay in the penthouse with them for a while before she eventually asks you to move in 

Anybody who got in her way of having you is dead

If there was anything in her closet that you liked, it’s yours

Assuming you don’t already own it, that is

So, so protective

Anyone who even thinks about touching you is dead

She’d never take her eyes off of you for fear that James would brick her lover into the walls again

Elizabeth would introduce you to all of her friends and would definitely show you off any chance she got

And she’d buy you sexy little dresses because she couldn’t resist seeing you in them

Donovan calling the two of you his queens

And her being jealous if the two of you had sex without her (but she wouldn’t mind too terribly much because of the makeup sex)

She would appreciate you being human, as it makes sex a lot more intense, but she’d always be nervous about hurting you

Despite her usually bold personality, she would never ask if you want to be turned, and would likely only talk about it if you brought it up

She definitely wouldn’t be opposed to it, though

Just cautious, as many, many of her now-afflicted lovers had turned against her; it was a tale as old as she is

If you did want to be turned, she’d make sure you had thought long and hard about the subject, but ultimately would do it

She wouldn’t make it extravagant or dramatic. It would be gritty and lust-filled

She would probably take you somewhere away from the hotel, though. Wherever you want to go, no matter how far

It would be very similar to the scene with Alex to be honest, just more sex

Elizabeth would help you through your recovery. Anything you could ever want or need is yours

And she’d definitely have a lot of fun with her newly-improved plaything after you heal

[taeguboi]

BTS HC ... in the bedroom *raises brows*

Request: ‘waht do u think are turn ons for bts? could you do me a hc please?’

Request: ‘ Request for how you think bts are in the bedroom? ;) I think this is a headcanon request but feel free to do it in another way if you like :) cheers!’

I was gonna do these separately but then I realized they’re too similar to be making two different posts.

Righty. Have fun reading all this smutty smut smut!

Rap Monster

Your presence

When you’re washing the dishes

When you’re reaching for something on a higher shelf in the shop

When you sit next to him and your leg brushes against his

There’s just something about the way you do certain things 

that really gets to him

He goes mental if you sit on his lap

Especially if he can’t do anything about it

he doesn’t mind you getting him worked up though

because he ain’t afraid to do something about it

yes, even if you’re at the coffee shop

Lots of foreplay

humping/grinding

making out against the wall

with his thigh pressed up between your legs

touching you subtly in public to warm you up

you’ll be left wanting what you can’t have

If you try to take it sooner than you’re allowed it

*spanky spank*

sorry

“naughty”

high key loves mischievousness

Whispering / muttering

Today he’ll drive you nuts

“That’s right baby girl”

Tomorrow, you’ll get your own back

“You look good today”

but boy, he will give you what you need, eventually

okay, I think after all that you won’t be surprised when I say

Exhibitionism

the possibility of getting caught makes him even harder

he’ll press you up against an open window

he’ll take you to fuck anywhere

because sometimes the journey home just can’t wait

there’s just something about that sense of urgency

Fucking with clothes on

not just in public, even

He likes to have quick sessions before guests come over

Smirking because of what just happened 5 minutes ago 

...on that chair your friend is now sat on

He loves lacy underwear

He likes a sexy image that leaves something to the imagination

Something that he can unwrap because you’re all his

Waist grabbing

He likes to grab your waist and catch you off-guard

He knows his sudden touch is guaranteed

to get those panties wet

Pet names

particularly ‘baby’ [how many times in one vlive tho]

‘honey’/’jagiya’ is probably the second most used pet name

that latter name is used more for when he’s appreciating you

the ‘baby’s increase when it’s dirty talk over the phone

Phone Sex

He’s not going to wait til he comes back from wherever he is

If he’s on tour, about 70% of your phone calls turn dirty

He could be just at work a few roads away but 

if he’s horny, he’s gonna call you

Curves

a body that he can explore entirely with his hands

he likes to grab

massaging a breast, firmly gripping a dick, that’s his jam

Body worship

He loves to tell you how beautiful your body is

and as much as he loves the whole undressing each other thing

he likes it more when you strip for him

What an amazing view you are to him

Jin

Being a menace

He’ll go round the house doing every day things either with his shirt off or in a shirt that accentuates his broad shoulders

Knowing that you’re staring at him, so

Attention

Just on him

You’re going to forget that anyone else in the world exists after he’s done with you

Confirmation

You reminding him that no one else can make you feel the way he makes you feel

Give him a name or honorific that gives him authority

‘oppa’ / ‘hyung’, maybe occasionally ‘appa’ (daddy)

He’ll come so hard 

whilst just pounding you into the sheets

so he can look after ‘my little one’

Cutting the chase

Teasing isn’t really his thing

Well, he likes to tease you

But he can’t take what he gives

If you dare tease him, he will actually

hold you over his lap and spank you hard

and you’ll feel his boner dig right into you

as you’re sprawled across him, all red and heated

Minimal Foreplay

he just really likes to get straight down to business

quite impatient actually once the moment takes him

as soon as he’s sure you’re ready, he’ll be straight in there

Stress relief

If something’s going on, he needs you

because he’s lucky to have you

he instantly feels better when you collapse on top of him, 

resting your head on his shoulder while he plays with your hair

He’ll return the favour though

and while he isn’t looking for only one thing when he gives you a massage

it’s his favourite way to initiate sex if that’s what you want

He’s going to teach you a thing or two

Lay back while oppa works his magic on you

You’re in for a treat

Suga

I spent way to long on this one

I’m sorry, Rap Mon is not the kinkiest 

He loves to see his hands wrapped around your throat

He knows how to do it properly of course

Because he knew that he’d want to apply this kind of skill in the future

and that’s not just for the BS&T concept

And that’s another turn on

Knowing what he wants

He goes shopping online for toys

Imagining everything he could do to you with each

His order comes through

and he knows exactly what he’s going to do with you tonight

gets a great amount of pleasure out of pleasuring you

Suspension

He loves making you wait

You’ll tell him you need him to come home

And he won’t

But he’ll send you all the words to get you worked up

He can take some teasing for you

he secretly hopes you’ll wanna distract him from work

or that you’ll touch him under the dinner table

what better excuse is there to take a break or leave than to fulfill his need for you?

Sometimes he likes it when you take over

If he’s stressed, having you look after your baby boy is just what he needs

He’ll let you do anything

You can just stroke his dick

Or you can eat him out until he’s quivering

Or you can ride him and tell him how precious he is to you

but it’s rare and you should embrace every moment of it.

Words

He likes to use his deep voice to drive you nuts

and he likes to give you instructions

“Be a good girl/boy and ride daddy’s dick”

so let’s get back to the

Kinks

because I reckon he has quite a few, such as

Spanking

he likes to punish

and he likes to make you red

bonus if he leaves any marks that last a few days

but he’d never hurt you of course

Tying you up

Lots of rope and most of it isn’t even to keep you restrained

He just loves the way it looks draped across your body

Eating you out

especially plus those ropes

seriously, everything is better with some light bondage

plus maybe some sensory deprivation too

watching you writhe as he uses that tongue technology

He loves how he can make you see stars 

before he’s properly even begun with you

[what’s that? you want to hear more about how kinky this one is? alrighty then!]

Costumes / Light Roleplay

anything to make you look pretty

maid

will low key want to dress you up while doing chores

kitten

especially with this choker around you neck

Necks

he likes to kiss yours

you eventually find out he goes mental when you mark his

and then he realizes

Marks on you

he wants to see for days after what a good job he’s done

you’re getting ready for bed and he catches sight of one of the purple marks on your collar bone

and he just smirks

Intensity

heated sex

When his sweat drips down his back

and down your chest

he knows he’s doing more than good

Rewards

he wants to make sure you know when you’ve been a good girl/boy 

a bonus feature after one of your achievements

like yeah, your hard work gets you a promotion or an opportunity

but your hard work also earns his dick

J-Hope

Skinship

feeling the warmth of your body against his

He likes to use his hands

using his fingers inside you is great because he still gets to concentrate on your face

he uses touch to make you tense

brushing his hand across your cheek 

then down your neck

He likes to grab

after his hand has gone down your neck, it attaches straight one of your erotic points

circling your nipples to get you started

before cupping the place you need him the most

Biting and nibbling

Marking you up with pretty purple bruises

and other markings are great too

he’ll sometimes spank you in more intense sessions

telling you how bad you’ve been as he rubs the sore area

Whimsy

Sometimes you’ll just turn him on unexpectedly

but he doesn’t mind

even if he says “goddammit...”

all it is is his way of letting you know what’s the matter so he can do something about his ‘problem’

Experimental

He just wants to cover all grounds so he can give you the most pleasure possible

He’ll try anything if you will

actually likes quite vanilla sex 

but lives for the memories of those more daring moments

I think he might even be open to the idea of bringing someone else into the equation

He’d love to watch someone else fucking you

before he pushes them aside to do a better job and complete the job

Dancing

He knows how to give you a show

in fact, he loves to give you a show

this boy is just a show

the best show

Boy Girl Meets Evil

Jimin

Control

He knows how to make your tense

because he’s picked up these little behaviour patterns

so he likes to act much more innocent and sub than he is

like “baby I need you”

but then he’s making you repeat his words 

as he pounds you relentlessly into the bed

He likes to catch you off guard

so he just goes from 1 to 1000 in 5 seconds 

One minute, he’s helping you do the chores

The next, he’s banging you over the washing machine

Lip biting

that’s another thing he does

he knows you’re week for those full plump pink lips

that work so well on you down there

Your moans and whines

He likes to hear you being fucked by him

He likes to embrace all the senses: touch, taste, sight, sound

so he likes to let out those sighs and grunts too

Words have an effect on him

verbal sex is intense for him

he uses words to fluster you

he wants you to say his name

Praise -- for both of you

He loves it when you compliment him

but he’s also turned on by reminding himself of all the sexy things about you

Nudity

If you’re asleep naked on a hot day when he comes home to you

He’ll flip you onto your back and wake you up

and he loves taking showers with you

there’s no way he’d prefer to get ready

You beneath him

He likes to lay you down gently on the bed

and pin your arms above your head as he enters you

and while he likes to get a little aggressive

he’s all about looking after you

sometimes he’ll purposely be extra and wear you out

so he can wait on you and treat you like a prince/ss afterwards

Smol but mighty

he will pick you up in a honeymoon lift

he might get carried away

and there’s that one time he causes you to accidentally to whack your head on the headboard

and he is SO sorry

but you just giggle because you know how into it he was getting

Sometimes, he’ll use toys

just so you can tell him you want the real thing

he wants you to tell him how much you want his dick inside you

He will punish you, no exceptions

he rubs circles over where he’s just spanked you

admiring your perfect body

but just as you begin to notice the soothing feeling of his hand

he’ll spank you again 

But he doesn’t mind you teasing for hours

denying him of what he needs the most

but again, that’s fine

Sex with you should last forever

V

You initiating it

He doesn’t always realize when you’re being suggestive

So when you suddenly push him up against the wall

He’s putty in your hands

But there are days when he’s feeling extra frisky

Getting you worked up in public

He uses his innocent nature to pretend he doesn’t know what he’s doing

But he fucking knows

He knows that the way he just said your name was fucking hot

He’s a champ at just shocking you

if he’s gonna do something he doesn’t usually

he’s gonna go big

hE fUcKiNg SeNt YoU a NuDe WhEn YoU wEre SaT RIGHT nExT tO yOuR fRiEnD!!!

and there’s a view of everything

EVERYTHING

his hand round his rock hard dick

his beautiful bare skin

his lip biting

his sinful eyes

every. thing.

Trying new things

He gets excited for new experiences

He can’t wait to see how you react when you come home to him holding a blindfold

Or when you tell him something about yourself

and he can’t wait to play that card in the bedroom

Explorative

as well as trying new kinks and techniques

he wants to know how every inch of your body feels

he wants to kiss you everywhere to see how you react

even like the sides of your torso or somewhere less obvious/conventional

Fluids

sorry if I make that sound gross

He loves seeing how wet you get for him

He even loves watching his own cum drip from his aching cock as you pump him with your hand [don’t deny it, you love watching it even more]

Noises

complete personality turnaround

at the beginning he’s all cutesy

then he gets more into it

until his high is coming near

“I’m gonna come for you, baby”

and he loves the sound of kissing

especially that wet sound you get from full on french kissing

There’s no particular roles

he’s all about whatever you want in the moment

Closeness

bodies pressed up against each other as he thrusts into you

hand holding when you’re on the bottom

but also emotional closeness

passionate kisses when you’re on top

having a firm hold on your ass with his large hands

He’s a butt guy

bum massages

like he’ll massage you all over

but will end and linger at the butt cheeks

or the boobs

He doesn’t forget the twins

those are important

Sensual, slow love making

there’s no better sex than romantic sex, right?

but 

He will spank you if you’re being particularly defiant

he’ll actually stop whatever you’re both doing,

turn you over onto your stomach

and he will TELL YOU

Oral

While the feeling of being inside your tight hole is amazing

He loves fucking your face

and using his tongue on you

He wants you whining for him to fill you up

Just sit on his face, you deserve it

Jungkook

You riding him

He loves to watch you bounce on him

Your face

Your sounds

It’s his favourite thing to just lay beneath you

Sometimes he gets quite scared to tell you what he wants

Is it too demanding? Too weird?

you have to edge him to get him to speak up during sex

Before, however, if he’s in the mood

He’ll just sit there watching your every move

with those furrowed, concentrated brows

because he doesn’t wanna just outright tell you 

that fucking you is all he can think about

your confidence to initiate it will turn him on

Very visual

just as sensitive to sight as he is to touch

but blindfolds [on him] still get him going

when one sense is restricted, the others heighten

Will nut so hard if you send him a naughty snapchat

will come in his boxers if you tell him to sit in that chair while you play with yourself

Better with his mouth than he gives himself credit for

you know you can make him come by fucking your face

but you wonder what wonders his mouth can do for you

and it’’s fucking HEAVEN

He CANNOT hold his noises in

frustrated grunts and moans fill the room

as you play with his cock

and the whines get higher as he nears orgasm

he’s a very loud boy

Likes an older person

to teach him a few things

honestly, it’s just a turn on that you’re older

it can’t really be explained

Take good care of this one.

I was gonna be kind and make 7 separate posts so you could brace yourselves, but eh, who has the time? You can all die in on big overdose 😂 

[misformarvel]

This is it. 

Hi Everyone! I decided to post my first drabble -the first one I’ve written so, be easy if is a complete grammatical mess and yet unfinished. It is a lil’ angsty bc that’s how I was feeling the day I started to write it.

The pairing: in this one Tom’s girl has a name and that’s Julia. I may -or may not- turn this into my bilingual series (which is giving me more than a headache, to be honest).

Requested: by myself, encouraged by amazing people from this lovely media. I am also whiling to do any type of request: au’s, imagines, hc, smutty things -tho I’m not so talented at it-

Well, I took a Xanax and is coming into full effect. So, hope you read this and please please leave some comments, critics and corrections are ALWAYS welcome.

Love y’all 

Yo gal M.

“so you’re leaving now,” He says with his eyes full of tears. 

“Yeah, I think this is it”.

I never thought leaving home will be so hard. I grab my suitcase and walk out our flat door with the feeling of the world falling apart. I didn’t get the guts to look back, I knew Tom will be there giving me his puppy sight, the same old sight he always gave me when we were about to be far from each other for a long time. We both knew this time it could be forever, and that’s so, I didn’t want to see what I’ve done. I didn’t want to see the heart-breaked love of my life.

I heard his footsteps behind me. I was crying too, my eyes were soaking blurring my vision. I walked through the hall in silence, without looking back, but his goddam footsteps behind me…

 “Julia wait. Listen… I want you to know something” his voice was breaking, hopeless.

“Tom you make this even more complicated” I whispered without looking him, now he’s stopped me before I get into the elevator. “I know you need to do this for yourself, that you’re doing this to proving yourself what are you capable of but, Jules please, it doesn’t mean we have to break up, we can make it through”.

He put up my chin with his fingers and softly caresses my cheeks with his thumb. I closed my eyes, I was desperate for a kiss, the one last kiss, but he didn’t kiss me. Tom press his forehead to mine, then I opened my eyes to find he has shut his. A tear rolled down one side of his nose and landed on my lips. That’s now the taste of sadness to me. I pressed my face to his chest and said “Please Tom, let me go” without moving apart from him. His arms wrapped me tight, while I felt the heaviness of both our souls. 

“I need you, Jules, if not as my girl at least as my best mate, you know you are. You’re dumping your best friend too”.

“Then don’t try to convince me to stay Thomas” I tried to calm down this time. Act cool. The circumstances of my leaving were all my faults. The band signed a contract with some rich guy who has started his own festival and decided to make venues all around the fucking world. When Fred and Jaime come and tell me we were going to be on tour for the following six months all around Europe and South America I thought it would be fun, and I was really excited to ask Tommy to come with us.

“Sorry love, no, I can’t make it. You know I'll be shooting and after that, I’m sure they’ll want me to be ready for some press stuff.” it was quite a civilized way to reject my offer. It wasn’t me the one who put this whole thing upside down, but yeah, I've screwed up things for no talk about ‘em when it was necessary.

We were then there, sittin’ looking to each other, our heads heavily falling to the touch of the walls. Our legs were tangled, one of my hands grab one of his. Angst and desolation weren’t the only things we got to ourselves that night. Our passion, our love, the friendship we’ve shared, how our families and friends think we’re perfect for each other. Too much to explain.

“I should come back in there -Tom says while pointed our apartment door- pick up all of my shit and run right behind you.”

I wanted to throw myself to him and kiss him so passionately, tangled my fingers in the curls of his hair while holding it for me to do whenever I wanna with his lips, his tongue and the rest of his body. But how can I do this to him? I’ve made a decision, and it was to leave. I cut the embracement moment we were sharing and pick up the little stuff while Tom helped me with the heaviest suitcases.

I got into a cabby and we wave goodbye, without words and tears in our eyes.