#while everyone else my age is paying off hexes and talking about maximum wage I'm here with my minimum chips and my minimum wage and
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Today my boss asked me if I knew that I was getting pay rise on July 1st and I said "...yes" and then she laughed.
#imagine being jellyfish years old and being excited about a minimum wage increase#while everyone else my age is paying off hexes and talking about maximum wage I'm here with my minimum chips and my minimum wage and#i mean my boss seems fine with the increase so hopefully she won't think I'm too expensive and get rid of me#but there's a recession in Europe#imagine being jellyfish years old and your career is just feeding biscuits to an overweight sea slug#sigh#I'm a nothing person#my boss is getting a wheelchair and she went all the way to Clifton Hill and the one she wanted had been loaned to someone else for the day#idk#they had other wheelchairs there but apparently they only held people weighing 150kg#hmmm#I'm not judging i promise I'm just#concerned#every time i obey her requests for six cheese biscuits.... i think about how much Colleen and Jenette would be appalled#colleen especially#i mean i remember in Colleen days I'd walk past her and up the stairs holding a plate with two Tim tams#and now what? I'm giving her plates of SIX cheese biscuits and then six choc chip biscuits and then#sometimes six cheese biscuits and six choc chip biscuits ON THE SAME PLATE#and then seeing her come out of the bathroom at the end of the day and tell me she's still bleeding#this is where she needs Colleen and Jenette#well aside from the other two million reasons of needing them#okay fine it's me that needs them#if a day goes by without me saying I NEED JENETTE/COLLEEN....
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