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chongoblog · 1 year ago

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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago

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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

#calne ca #hatsune miku #VOCALOID #cw: body horror #<- And I Fucking Mean That We Are Not Fucking Around Today #well we are. as in I drew this as a fuckaround treat for myself #but the body horror tag is the most warranted its ever been on this blog #ask to tag #I am as ever on my journey to make calne ca Worse. her OG version is too cool. even the crab ver is too cool #I need her to be worse to look at. I am also getting myself into to mood to test my hand at boarding a pmv for my friend's cover #I think my thought for this was ''I should try and give her a more insectoid bodyplan''#which in this mostly means gently three-part body and six limbs (my favourite amount of limbs to draw rn)#actually almost gave her eight but didnt like how that silhouette came out so I mermaided her uh. abdomen I guess #though maybe next time I do this I should push that idea more. the head and torso are still very distinct for one unified part #I feel like one of my old attempts was onto something with like. a more horizontal body plan... well! live and learn etc #happy late mid autumn I guess. I should play with touys about it... I miss model kits. mayhaps...

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agentperezbian · 9 months ago

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I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.

#i'm a lesbian and i kinda cycle through a few of them #right now i'm rotating buttercup and westley in my mind and i keep seeing the zelink au of them which makes me think of them too #idk if anyone will actually do this! but if they did that would be really cool #i wanna see the data

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doctorsiren · 8 months ago

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OBJECTION! - Ace Attorney, but in Legos that I 3D modeled myself

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #franziska von karma #larry butz #ace attorney fanart #digital art #my art #autodesk maya #I don’t get the news about my results yet #for it I got into the animation program (which this was one of my application pieces)#I’ll find out in a week I think #but I wanted to post this anyways since it’s been done for like a month now #isn’t this cool??#I modeled everything save for the PNG background and the PNG speech bubbles #everything else I modeled myself and made the textures for :3

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inkskinned · 1 month ago

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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post #if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram #i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the #weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN #like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth #edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it #would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school #we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.

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digitalmyyth · 24 days ago

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Oh I’m sure

#Perry’s look into the camera doesn’t really make sense unless he has some kind of #interdimensional knowledge of the canon timeline #which I don’t doubt #he’s just cool like that #phineas and ferb #pnf #perry the platypus #human perry #heinz doofenshmirtz #my art

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24bughours · 8 months ago

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Happy pride, have a half formed idea i had at 2 am

#the lack of direction in this comic might be obvious. but thats okay #unlabeled stan headcanon is gonna be making reappearances this pride (if i escape art block)#and im gonna be really gay abt ford which is cool #gravity falls #gravity falls comic #stan pines #dipper pines #mabel pines #happy pride everyone #yes the last panel is a sailor moon reference

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notherpuppet · 22 days ago

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@/coma_0423’s cursed cat alastor will bring you happiness ♥️

Lulu scolds the cat

#I could’ve sworn I posted this doodle #I took a break from drawing stuff to doodle this lol #I’m learning clip studio paint! it’s very exciting but challenging so things are moving slow #rn I’m working on the anthology comic #but then back to my bullshit #but school starts next week #hnggg #im sure I’ll find time to slack off tho and draw #also unrelated to that but related to this post #is it weird that it’s so important to me that everyone knows cursedcatalastor’s author #he really became a sensation #which is cool as hell #but idk I just like the thought that people know who designed this lil guy #ESPECIALLY WHEN PPL TRY TO MONETIZE UGH THAT MAKES ME SO UPSET #anyway lemme go make brekky sorry for rambling #tho if you’re reading this #why do u read all my tags im literally an insane person #okay gtg bye ily #hazbin hotel #my doods #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #cursed cat alastor #liked by creator #forgot that one #lol it’s what reminded me to post this here in the first place

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stemmmm · 2 months ago

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the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

#gravity falls #gf theseus' guide #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #stanley pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #m.png #THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL WEEK AAGH #cool thing i did where i took these characters who i cant draw from any angle but the front and then have them turning around CONSTANTLY #not just views from different angles either! active turning! im a genius!#i feel like you can tell which shots were drawn on different days sadkfhlgljaskg this killed me. i was gonna clean up the bgs but fuck that #theyre functional on a basic level and that is all we need #anyways can you believe the notorious line is only in the fic because an eagle eyed editor (not myself) caught it just before it was delete #and started screaming until it got put back #also the way stump came over while i was making this and was like 'oh right. i ship them' at the way i made bill flirt lmao #it hits different in the visual!#alright now i gotta fucking haul ass on the chapter 8 one

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ruushes · 3 months ago

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companions re-classed part 3 - shadowheart 🌌🌚🌝

*shadowdancer isn't a 5e rogue subclass, it's a 3.5e rogue-based prestige class, but it suits her so well and when i played 3.5e as a kid i thought it was the coolest thing ever lol so i wanted to use it

karlach 🔥 wyll ⚔️

#shadowheart #bg3 #my art #*i still think it's the coolest thing ever #ngl tho i hate to speak a word against objectively the best class (rogue) it could use more weird spooky subclasses #rly the only cool supernatural one rn is phantom which i do like a whole lot but it didn't feel like a good fit for her #glad to get this done before succumbing fully to DA brain but idk what the fate of the final three will be lol #next up is lae’zel so im hoping the Do It For Her will motivate me

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ninjasmudge · 25 days ago

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i love love love when theres a drawing of autobots groovin and inexplicably, soundwave is also there groovin like yeah, optimus, he is a member of deception high command but have you considered that hes got the rhythm

#tf #soundwave #im aware you could say its after the war which is fine and cool and i accept #but also consider how funny #transformers

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bookshelfpassageway · 9 months ago

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yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

#my posts #im mad bc i saw a clown knight adoptable which fascinated me as a concept and then someone bought him and made him evil :(#thats so. boring. its SO BORING IM SORRY THERES A COOL CONCEPT IN THERE BUT THATS THE BORING WAY #maybe ill make my OWN oath of clowning paladin someday #...wait that's actually GOTTA be a dnd subclass somebody's made at some point #anyway also the occasional YouTuber taking potshots and being mean like you dont need to do that theyre just minding their own business :(#we should all strive to be sillier and weirder and more kind forever

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Scott Cawthon’s version of FNAF Burntrap..

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noodles-and-tea · 4 months ago

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I think the new memories that are being made come to the future stans in their dreams

#they can sort of communicate through them too #but it’s hit or miss what sticks like real memories or dreams #I have had people theorise that the little stans aren’t from the past but from a different dimension that’s only very slightly different #which I also love I think that’s so cool #my art #gravity falls #twins in time au #Stanford pines #ford pines #Stan pines #Stanley pines

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swampybogg · 4 months ago

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#vampire hunter d #vhd #art #illustration #I think I like best how it's a recall of klimt's figures but in contrast D is alone - an emphasis of his solitude #The gold surrounding him a symbol of his status and how above it all he his - looking past us to something we can't even imagine #Don't forget to check out the VHD Zine ! P-O opened yesterday ( can't believe Saiko of all people is in it omg )#also yeah ~ I'll be making prints of it~#I have to get things into order but do keep an eye out if you're interested!#I think it'd be cool to look into gold foil too ooh ꒰´͈ 0 ॣ`͈⌗꒱💖#Hmm ~ but yes the motif I had going into this drawing was the “horseman of death”#makes me think about the brothers and which ones they would symbolize of the the remaining horsemen....#anyways have a wonderful day ! (❀ •̀ᴗ•�� )っ♡#and now onto the next D drawing🌚

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proxycrit · 1 month ago

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DAY 28- SOUTH LANAYRU SKY ARCHIPELAGO

Link think’s Zelda’s fear of heights is understandable, but his life would be a lot easier if she just let herself get shot out of the skyview towers to go exploring with him. Oh well. Look at all the hearty radishes and weird flowers he’s found! (With no future sight to warn the people of the past, stories left behind are unfinished, unfettered, and incredibly biased.)

(This is a totk-botw au called Familiar Familiar, and it all devolved when Zelda didn’t go back in time. History’s written by the victors…)

((Check out my patreon! Full of zelda sketches and crimes))

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