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you hear me talk about domming and breeding and get excited only to see me playing flight rising
#uhh i hope the mature community label and not tagging this is enough#i once made a fr post and tagged it accordingly but said a crude comment in the tags and ppl did not like it#bc it was pixel dragons#<- reference to that one time someone called baldwin a dilf#anyways my point is that fr lingo is funny. my favorite is how apparently the reddit thread for fr forbids you from#talking about selling babies#which. fair but also hilarious#this post brought to you by me getting a dominance ping
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the chapter songs in Alan Wake 2,, flawless
#they deserve more love and discussion#saying this while also not knowing what to say other than they’re so fucking good#alan wake 2#i think it’s partially because poets of the fall’s tracks are iconic so of course they’re in the spotlight (as deserved)#but also the CHAPTER SONGS. them being made for a given chatacter(s) with the help of Sam lakes poetry#the changes with ‘this road’ by Poe with every Alan chapter. becoming more distorted and revealing lyrics and the spiral#the scratch song being 1) hilarious and 2) similar to Zane’s poetry in the aw1 arg#the emotion in superhero when saga feels lost at the story making it so Logan was gone#the lines of her feeling like a ghost in this story forming around her.. how she feels guilty and absent for both what the story’s doing#and being away from Logan because of her job. ashdhhhhjhh my heart#AND. follow you into the dark HAS to be alice. which kills me because at for at I thought of Alan#but no. Alice jumped in the dark place after him. it’s so !!!!!!!!!!!#the rabbit hole line. Alice spiraling deeper and deeper into a dream—into wonderland#the Lost at Sea one is also good. intrigues me. the Bowie and Lynch references are blatantly aw2 Zane#but it’s so similar to diver Zane and the ‘originals’ death. being lost in the dark place with illusions of escape#and losing any sense of identity. whether he’s real at all or the monster of this sea or just a lost soul.#the soft and calm vocals / instrumental really makes the whole thing#NEED to stop typing more tags because this is a Lot. however.#‘no one left to love’ is also a phenomenal song and one of my favorites from the album. GORGEOUS vocals and how it all flows together.#such a powerful and beautiful way to end a chapter#anyway that’s all I had to say :)#god. I’ve started to watch a few playthroughs of the game and 90% of people have skipped the chapter songs and every time im#that’s fair but my brain and soul might implode if I don’t see anyone else talking about how good these songs are
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Not that I’m surprised but the way people talk about wanting their riders on a factory bike and then being annoyed about their decision to jump from a satellite machine to a different factory is kind of insane to me sorry not sorry
#not even one minute of happiness is insane hahaha#i cant be bothered to argue with people over opinions but GOD some of you are so negative#i thought people hated aprilia cause they just wanted to bitch about aleix (which is fair) but lol#the bike is the only non ducati to win in the last year wtf is the problem?#like if aprilia had given it to diggia or raul u wouldve been yelling lol#also objectively hilarious that i know the people who will be cheering for this team next year actively hate me lol#< or half of it at least#motogp
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i can’t believe josephine and quinn aren’t married yet according to josephine’s letter. that’s insane. what have you guys been DOING
#i’m tempted to keep it canon only because it’s hilarious to me#that they *wouldn’t* be married yet#despite having at least one kid. probably more.#they’ve been too busy lezzing out i guess. which like fair honestly if i were dating josie i would also spend all day every day in there.#but like. come on#漫言#r. placeholder tag#<- they need one so desperately but the tag i used to have for them on my main was stupid#LOL
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i just wanted to say that the Butcher's Circus still has a lot of players! There's still a decently sized community for it too, which I find super cool (i love the Butcher's Circus ehehe)
Oh shoot really? That's great! I've got my fair share of battles in it, i think prestige around the 40's and league... veteran II i believe? I kinda stopped playing since i got stuck up on recent campaigns i've been doing, mostly having exclusively* (except certain town events that aren't character introduction specific) people as my characters in the roster (last screenshot was, in fact, from that very same campaign), to be fair though, even if the balance sometimes feels... off, personally, it always tickles the sweet spots of what makes this game so good, if you so happen to play it too, who knows, we might just see each other [:
#to be fair... i was always the kind to do sillier strats than sticking to the meta#stress teams are hilarious to me no matter what#same with other whacky stuff such as... Leper#no need of further elaboration really#part of the fun also comes from pure#unadulterated pvp gambling#which like... come on you have to admit that gets a good kick out of the game when it hits on either side#also hiiiiii thanks for passing by!
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So. Quackity just announced there’s gonna be a presidential election on the QSMP. In past experiences, SMP elections have Never Ended (or at least continued) Well.
THE WAR FLASHBACKS, THE TRAUMA. (The tearing of bonds that were once strong, now tenuous all thanks to the ambitious grasp for power...) ((shut up let me have my dramatic overreaction moment))
At least it all starts the day AFTER the guapoduo wedding, so we have something nice before THAT chaos… I reckon it’ll be fun, the stakes are interesting and the rules are well thought-out. I’m just mildly stressed because of the Implications and possible divides when the server banding together is their greatest defense against the mysterious whims of the Federation (exactly what this is, a masterful power play and social experiment by them). My mind is REELING. There is also no way that the new president wouldn't mostly just be a puppet of the Federation - they get a few bonuses but everything's still overall controlled by the Census Bureau (who have to approve pretty much any changes the president wants to make; they lose pretty much nothing with this election, gain another in amongst the players, and have an opportunity to sow distrust/division between the islanders in the process), and centralizing power is an excellent way to get a scapegoat for their own plans/distraction from current issues the islanders are facing, like the code entity and escaping the island.
#qsmp#at least there is little chance for Quackity to win#he ain't winning the popularity votes#let alone the in-game leaderboard points#also find it hilarious that so many people are immediately hoping Wilbur gets assassinated#which is fair#putting him in power would immediately go to his head with Very Bad Decisions#personally think thus far that BBH Jaiden or Forever would be the best bets#they care deeply for the people and eggs#and have a good head on their shoulders#and are fairly well-liked#but we'll see how everything plays out#first must prioritize the guapoduo wedding going smoothly on Friday
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This may be a comic fan red flag to some but I have to say I genuinely do love Chuck Dixon's Ollie. Like yeah whenever I start thinking about it too hard I get pissed off about it and the way it goes against previous characterizations and important character beats presented in the same book etc etc but like by god is it funny. Like I'm sorry Ollie diehards I love him too but him calling Connor a bastard is probably a top 10 moment for me personally. I really do love it sm. Absolutely amazing, no notes, hypocrisy at its finest. V much like gee I wonder Ollie. Who's fault could that possibly be.
#very much a moment of “it may be bad but at least its funny” to me#when ollie fucks off and get himself blown up? also a classic. im sorry ik its sad and it makes me sad too but by god do i love his issues.#never change ollie. okay maybe change a little bit bc thats good but i love it when he randomly decides to blow up his life and fuck off to#the middle of nowhere. id never do that in a million billion years but also its a mood#his shitty coping mechanisms are so dear to me#characters who are self destructive <3333333#also when connor gets roy to help him track down ollie to help and roy is just like “hes just gonna tell is to fuck off he always does this”#but goes anyways only for ollie to do exactly that & roy to say i told you so then immediately leave... amazing#anyways yeah#red flag may be a bit strong but ive seen a good deal of hate for this run & handling of character so i think its fair to say that#and id say i agree with basically all the crit ive seen on it or whatever i just also think its absolutely hilarious which has made me a bit#of a fan#blah#hes just there w a terrible attitude absolutely swagless hair making bad decisions and blowing up everything in his life (self included).#whats not to love? (a lot.)#ollie queen
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Lily help some of my friends and I have been playing Stardew Valley as Crazy:B and I ended up as HiMERU but I'm starting to relate to that identity thief blueberry
omg that sounds so fun!! i hope you've been growing loads of blueberries, got some blue chickens and made himeru wear the silliest hat you could get your hands on lol
#lily answers#mutsu 🛸#there's lots of mysteries for detective meru to investigate in the town so i assume you're busy#the bees as famers sounds hilarious lol#which farm map did you pick?#oh and i hope you've got a bunch of bee houses!#i can't get the mental image of niki proudly standing next to a giant melon out of my head#just to immediately devour it before they can put it in their display for the fair lmao#also: himeru with a chicken on his head.#(not me thinking about naming a blue one kaname lmao)#OH and very important question: which cat/dog did you pick?? and what's their name?#sorry for rambling i love this game ^^'#now i want to play some sdv...#btw my favourite's the cone hat#it looks so dumb i need to buy and wear it in every playthrough#makes me laugh every time
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i love the rhythm heaven fandom but also i am still deeply upset about the fact that in the rhythm heaven game polls i did lockstep beat dj school. it was so close and i was so sure dj school was going to win but lockstep won. 😔 i hate all of you /j /lh.
#puppy rambles#rhythm hell#i still need to do the bracket with every game. i made the blog for it and everything i'm just lazy and don't know what i'm doing#also like 90% of the matchups i made are unfair. like frog hop vs. space soccer. frog hop is going to get murdered immediately-#i might just have to like. figure out what the fuck bracket seeding entails. though also i feel like some of these are still requirements#sick beats vs. quiz show is hilarious to me. but also i feel like it's either sick beats sweeps because people take it seriously#or quiz show sweeps because people think it's funny-#which. fair tbh gfgdhfhdfzf-
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There's something so bizarre about not having touched the One Piece fandom with a tenfoot pole in almost 10 years, so going into any character tags for content is just. It's bizarre.
Like I go into the Crocodile tags to find posts about the Trans Croco theory (because that's what my brain has decided to get obsessed with right now)
And I end up coming across lots of Old Man Yaoi feat. Buggy
And like. Maybe it is just that it's been like almost a decade since I interacted with the fandom, and the fact that I wasn't looking for content of these specific characters ever before, so maybe this is perfectly normal and nothing new
But also a part of me feels like I can tell the fandom is getting older when we get Old Man Yaoi of Sir Crocodile and Buggy the Clown
#It's mainly Buggy who is giving me the whiplash#Also came across plenty of Buggy/Shanks#And Croco/Doffy but that one's nothing new#And to be fair Oda did literally just recently drop a whole new odl man polycule on us so it's natural people are running with it#And I'm sure the most popular MLM ships are still ones with Zoro. I'm sure#But still like. Yeah. I did not expect this and it's bizarre#Which is hilarious coming from me (the fucker with a clown icon) (Also a notorious Moria stan)#Moon posting#The worst part is that I came across some Very Good Croco/Buggy fanart. Like that's going the Queue. I'm so sorry
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Hestu doesn't recognise you because he doesn't respect you, and/or because he can't tell the difference between human faces (he's used to koroks.) He's just that dumb that he's like "Wow! Way more hylians than I thought can see us!!"
Yeah I'll incorporate that into my lore
#fair enough tbh!#could also be that hestu literally just forgot what link looks like between games#because of korok brain#once he stopped seeing link regularly his face just slipped from hestu's mind#and despite the jokes people have made#it seems like the yiga DONT automatically recognize link either?#they rely on his hair colour to find him. which is hilarious#totk
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I thought I was the only one who noticed.

flowey's warning has always been ridiculously hilarious to me bc it technically just implies he's waddled up to sans like "hiiii i'm the one ruining ur life. also im God. capital G, xoxo" n got his ass absolutely flattened back into the dirt
flowey U are so embarrassing i love u so much
but yknow. if there's one thing flowey's picked up from sans beating his ass over and over, it's how to serve boss monster Cunt


so all's well i suppose
#honest to god. authorial intent isn't the end of art. but also if i could as toby fox one question it would be whether this was a result of#yknow. his style of writing characters acting badass (susie does the cocky anime shrug as well) which would be completely fair#or if there's intention behind flowey copying sans. because it would be absolute batshit hilarious#undertale#flowey#sans#asriel#asriel dreemurr
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Going on record to say:
On the battlefield, spears are king.
#the amount of range you get from the spear is hilarious. and now that ''any time i hit you you explode'' is a thing? fantastic#also. i got a cleave that is HALF the full size of a regular whirlwind. and with opportunist? i can hit so many people by accident.#and then all of those people explode. it really is a thing of beauty. though i did up the explosion-dmg to half FlamingCrescendo#instead of a quarter. since (with it locked to a 2handed weapon) it won't be able to double-stack.#and to be fair. a lot of the time they're either too spread out or i kill them too fast for a chain-reaction to happen. which is a shame.#but i've seen it happen at least once. and it was amazing. so yeah. explosive spear is hilarious.#laughing#divinity 2#video games
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Kinda interesting to think about the fact that Iris is significantly scarier and durable as a charred corpse, yet he... Doesn't give two fucks about that. He'd rather be weakened than stay that way, even though it'd give him the upperhand in most of the fights he gets into.
Aside from killing for revenge and the whole... Experimenting with people every now and then... He's actually perfectly happy returning back to everyday, normal life.
...So even after his fucking Call To Adventure, this fucker is still saying "no thanks".
#lmaoooooooo. that's kind of hilarious...#but also really interesting to me that he'd pick a weaker fleshy body over something objectively better#aside from the whole... being burnt and lacking a lot of organs and other body stuff and functions#yeah he was miserable like that jffbkebfj#which is kinda fair for him to be bitter about because. yeah he's a killer and all that. but that was after.#his death wasn't his fault skdbfksbfjej#emmodii rambles#iris langdon#my ass was sitting here this whole time wondering why the hell he'd choose something more vulnerable#then i realised not everything is about tactical advantages krbejrhekfb#for a guy who's all work and logic... he might be one of my more human characters 🤔#like with everyone else- yeah they're people. but its kinda like they can throw away everything if the reason is good enough#meanwhile you have iris who- while he WILL throw away everything for someone he cares about- just wants to be himself again#........although i guess he'll never return to how things were because. he changed. but y'know. he'll take what he can get akfbwkdbsj
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Girlfriend has invented a new nickname for the cat and it very funny to hear distant, utterly charmed outburst of
Freakazoid Rex!
#yes like that#its hilarious#shes also started calling me freakazoid in comparison which is. yeah ok fair
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Generally speaking, the gender separation makes sense for all the reasons stated above, because it's a common denominator that commonly delineates these types of major body differences that provide different advantages which are "unfair" to people without those advantages.
It's when you have uncommon outliers that now you're suddenly unable to categorize them by the gender system, which results in intrusive measurements (testosterone levels would be one of them, actually).
Frankly, any time you're trying to determine a quality of a person's physical body in order to categorize them somehow, this is an invasion of privacy, and people should be asking why this has to be done at all. Why are you making it about someone's body, and not about their performance?
If the world decides that gender isn't good enough to provide the right "fairness" to the most amount of people, then banish all categorization for sports. Sports are competitive. People who play them should succeed or fail based on their own merit, and stacked up against everyone else, regardless of physical traits.
The end goal is to determine the best of the best. It is ultimately a judgment of the highest skill levels and the most applicable physical attributes. Lump everyone into the same pool and have them go at it, and who ever rises to the top is the true winner. Everyone else can be ranked accordingly. Stop giving participation prizes just because you can't compete in more demanding categories. If you're number 163 in the world because your weight and skill placed you there, then so be it. Success in sports will ultimately run up against very real physical and genetics barriers, and that's just the way it is.
Why do we segregate sports by sex?
Disclaimer: this video was intended as a fun look at the inconsistent logic of gender segregation in sports, but as a short-form video, it naturally does not go into much nuance. One thing I want to make clear is that I do believe we should be making sports more inclusive to trans and intersex athletes, and it seems to me that a great starting point would be to stop gender segregating sports that really don’t need it. Like archery!
#sports lol#I think everything about sports is hilarious#but like#there are real and understandable reasons to segregate sports by gender#because there are real physical differences and differences in certain strengths in which gender plays a major role#anyone who doesn't want to recognize that is just being silly#so it's EASY actually to understand all the recent angst about who belongs in what category and what's REALLY fair to everyone involved#and like yeah. if that's the little sandcastle you built for yourselves. in which gender is the be-all end-all#of your little sportsy categories#then as a matter of course people are going to obsess over what gender are you REALLY. because that's the book y'all sports people WROTE#you have only yourselves to blame (at large; this ridiculous and nonsense sports industry; truly laughable)#and it's not going to change in a meaningful way if you maintain your little gender-based sports. SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW someone's gender#is going to be invasively investigated#the only real solution is to abandon gender segregation#frankly ANY segregation is nonsense. all sports people should fight it out the way god intended#you're either number 1 in a sport or you're simply not#no more number 1 boy or number 1 lightweight because that's not a real number 1#if you're competing then you better actually compete for it#I don't even care what people do here and I hate how anything about sports means an invasion of privacy.#the 'gender-blind' ideas are neither actually gender-blind nor do they respect privacy#I just take exception to all the arguments FROM EVERY DAMN SIDE being made in bad faith#because the gender divide MAKES SENSE. GENERALLY. also the consequences suck. ofc neither side will recognize any points about the other#and I have no patience for these nonsense incomplete arguments#commentary#anyway#no segregation of any kind in sports ftw! you can't do better than that
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