#which there are literal signs against but suddenly everyone is Jared 19 and still gives their progeny whole loaves to feed to the birbs
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Okay all "it will make me normal" jokes aside, but
Having slept till 2 PM on 2 consequent days, and having had 2 cups of coffee now
I am finally feeling like I can think and Do Shit
Not MUCH shit because my energy levels are always low
But still
I don't remember having this level of clarity of mind in as long as I can remember
Which is not long but still!
Also there's no "fuck tomorrow's Monday and I'm still so tired"
Because I've actually had a chance to rest
And now I'm heading out for a walk, and I'll see some silly birbs at the river, and maybe have some beverage while looking at the birbs
#shut up kevin#sometimes when i go to the river I see pigeons trying so hard to fit in with tge ducks and gulls#they are so silly and almost ready to dunk themselves in tge water for breadcrumbs#or breadCHUNKS#which there are literal signs against but suddenly everyone is Jared 19 and still gives their progeny whole loaves to feed to the birbs#but that's a general rant for another day and I'm gonna have a GOOD TIME nonetheless
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this post is for any swiftie who is on the fence about this, or anyone who has heard about kaylor for the first time. please allow me a few minutes of your time.. pretty please with a cherry on top? i see you. ready to scroll past this. please. in this moment. please. give it a read. two years ago i was right where you were. please look this time. it is so important to what is going on now and taylor needs you to understand fully about scooter.
we are at a turning point. taylorâs lifeâs work was just bought up by scooter braun and it is important for everyone to read this perspective because as swifties we have to understand the full gravity of the situation in order to best defend taylor against her worst nightmare. you may think the kimye situation is terrible enough, but add to it this:
Scooter has been a manager for a one joshua kushner for the better part of this decade. as in, the brother of the guy who is running major arms of our whitehouse without qualification. scooterâs job is to improve his clientâs image as it relates to securing foreign investments as josh is a uh.... âventure capitalistâ in charge of investing his familyâs assets. if youâve been looking into scooter, go ahead and look into him too.
josh started being seen with then 19 year old (think about that) rising star karlie kloss. considering the amount of push in tabloids that this otherwise nobody started getting, these two are easily identifiable as a PR relationship. he does work with many overseas investors, and karlie helps bring them in where josh alone cannot (please take the time to look up about PR relationships and how common they are. also look up âbeardingâ and how common it is to set up a PR relationship so that a manager can better mask who a client loves, should that be problematic to a target demographic)
taylor and karlie were formally introduced to one another at the end of 2013. they became best best friends. inseparable. seen together everywhere. anytime they are together their happiness is palpable.
did you know there was a slice of pavement in new york city by where karlie lives with the initials TSâĄKK engraved? they were thick as thieves!
i am not going to ask you to believe taylor and karlie dated one another. and if you believe that, iâm not going to ask you to believe they are still together. as for the first point, well, the visual history between them (and between taylor and other women integral to her life story) is overwhelming and if you would like to look at what i feel are the most straightforward stuff browse my blog @kaylorwelcomecenter and beyond.
but i digress. letâs assume taylor and karlie were just best best friends, then
...well, okay, they got caught kissing (we think thatâs what Dancing With Our Hands Tied is about). but letâs say they were drunk? regardless, the smiles donât lieâi think it goes without saying that taylor and karlie were important to one another. karlie influenced taylor to stay in new york, for example, instead of moving to london. karlie changed the trajectory of taylorâs life.
and you know they meant the world to one another because of songs with specific lyrics pointing to that like You Are In Love (taylor had an instagram post of her and karlie road tripping at big sur with the caption âon the way homeâ), and on reputation with songs like King Of My Heart (âdrinking beer out of plastic cupsâ ... google âtaylor swift beerâ and see what photos come up), and Dress (watch her perform it with karlie watching, as she sings âi donât want you like a best friendâ).
karlie signed with scooter and in 2016 trump assumed office. jared kushner suddenly represents our nation. from then til now karlie has grown further and further distant from taylor as her relationship with jaredâs brother continues.
that pavement? construction happened and the TS was mysteriously cut out and replaced with a J along with the freshly laid concrete.
rep tour starts and includes the song âdonât take the moneyâ by jack antonoff in the preshow playlist. please listen to that song.
karlie announces her engagement to josh and the very next concert taylor sings Curious with hayley kiyoko and is in charge of the line âcalling me up so late at night are we just friends? say you wanted me but youâre sleeping with him.â
the only time they are seen in public is at the nashville concert in august, and there is a photo of karlie celebrating her bachelorette with her sisters. strange that the same ambience of the photo down to the curly pink straw was replicated in You Need To Calm Down. karlieâs straw says âbrideâ while taylor chose the word âloverâ
after passing through karlieâs hometown, taylor sang âSpeak Nowâ and was shaking with electricity in her delivery.
taylor comes out as a democrat. says something compelled her in the past two years to start speaking out.
karlie and josh suddenly hold a surprise wedding (coordinated by scooterâs team) while taylor is en route to australia. i say surprise because it came out of nowhere, (wouldnât you say it took taylor by surprise?) had close to nobody documented in attendance, and the tabloid articles pushed it constantly during the bad press the kushners were getting in conjunction to ... world events involving a us citizen that was a member of the press...
taylor lands in oceania and sings I Knew You Were Trouble and slips in a firey âand the saddest fear comes creeping in that she never loved meâ
on the very last night of the rep tour, a kaylor sign (representing the pavement mark) gets put up on the big screen as taylor sings âyou belong with meâ and bows in front of it.
in between then and the lover announcement, taylor all but confirms that half of one of the reputation concept photos is a collage of her and karlieâs eyes. ...i mean, she even encircled which eye is hers on the lover album cover đ
because their first wedding was such a drag, karlie and josh held a âbigger reception,â also coordinated by scooterâs team, and they had the audacity to give out shots of patrĂłn as party favors đĄ taylor is not in attendance.
now scooter buys her music??
not only is this guy responsible for bad behavior surrounding kimye, he also has orchestrated the obliteration of one of the foundational relationships of taylorâs life. whether it was platonic or more than that, i donât want to waste my time convincing you because either way, hearing scooterâs name makes taylor cry. and i am a thousand three hundred percent positive that it isnât just about bullying surrounding kimye.
think about that. think on it.
we need to support taylor (and god am i worried about karlie in her own right!) and it goes beyond the kimye drama because this man and his client are predatory and downright creepy. and given the political connection? dangerous. they ruined her reputation and took away her best friend. literally took her name out of the pavement and âmarriedâ her friend off in the eyes of the public. this goes far f*ing beyond bad management practices. this is so unforgivable.
and i cannot stand for people jumping in the comments telling us we are all delusional. honest to god i thought this was all âa reachâ two years ago. i was there. but i gave things the benefit of the doubt and i looked into it. i did my research on the music industry, and on hollywood and PR relationships. taylor wanted us to get political, right? please take this a step further if you already havenât and look into the structures that control our society. taylor is dropping easter eggs for us, right? we need to look for clues. taylor is drawing attention to LGBT issues, right? look at the intersection of that and the music industry, suspend disbelief for one instant and imagine if taylor herself was gay, what her relationship with karlie may have meant to her, and how it was torn apart, at the very hands of the men who took over her music.
i am being serious. people calling us delusional might like to tout themselves as being sane or more in touch with the world, but they are literally sticking their heads in the sand on this one and turning a blind eye on something that is so cutting for taylor... now and over the course of her whole career. and each and every one of them best get off anon and stick a name to their words and proudly stick a pin to their comments, and @ taylor (i am dead serious. at your words to @taylorswift) if they are oh so confident, because when this blows open theyâll be on the wrong side of history on this one and i want them to know it and own it and learn from it. because this a huge life lesson and we are poised to take what we learn and give back to our idol by defending her in full force and itâs harder to fight when youâre sitting on your hands.. what role are you going to play? please... make the jump.
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