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Among penis enthusiast worldwide, probably not. But I think among penis enthusiasts on Tumblr I’m relatively well known!
are you well known in your fandom?
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I wish you could opt out of commentators when watching sporting events.
I would love to watch a tennis match and only hear the twang of the ball off the racket, the crowd losing their collective mind, the players’ temper tantrums. Or a hockey game and only hear the slice and swish of skates on the ice, the puck slapping onto a stick, the ping off the post. I want there to be, especially with steaming, an option to opt out of commentators.
I want the atmosphere without the bullshit.
#erin wont shut up#this is brought on my John MacEnroe#which shouldn’t be surprising#he’s talking so calmly about how Sinner just won the Australian Open and he’s world No 1 and he’s been in this situation before#so what does he have to be anxious about#like buddy#fucking buddy#that is exactly what he has to be anxious about#Sinner is 22#he suddenly finds himself world No 1 coming into Wimbledon#he’s great on grass#he’s now a champion in one major#he had every right to be goddamn fucking anxious#the doctor said he’s having heart palpitations for fucks sake#and yeah I know I can just mute the tv but I don’t want to mute the match#I just want to mute HIM
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WIM Arianne Caoili (1986-2020)
#made myself so sad reading about her. she died in a car wreck at 33... she was married to armenian grandmaster levon aronian.#she was runner up on australian dancing with the stars...#her husband moved on with a younger woman after only 5 months which really upset me. when i shouldn’t be surprised at that stuff#patton oswalt too i just... nvm let me be quiet & keep chess posting#chess#arianne caoili#1k
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I recently watched Batman and Superman battle of the super sons
And there was a moment where Damian was told the teen titans voted that he was not allowed to officially join the titans
None of the batboys are in the movie, which is a tragedy but basically what I’m trying to get at here is Tim voted Damian out because that’s what siblings are for
#Damian isn’t surprised bec let’s be so fr he would have done the same#also the fact that Jon didn’t meet superbly#also really sad#basically I wanted more of Jon interacting w other heros#and more bat fam#which really shouldn’t be asking too much#batman#superman#robin#superboy#damian wayne#jon kent#bruce wayne#clark kent
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I think one of the reasons the astronaut continues to be so nostalgic and sentimental to me is because its release marked the close of my bts era— not in a sad sudden way, but like a gentle taper out to an end.
I never biased jin, yet his vocals were the start, middle, and end to everything I associate with bts and my time with them as a group. epiphany was the first bts song I ever heard in 2018, even though I wouldn’t stan them for 3 more years. moon is my favourite bts song to this day. the astronaut ending my era with them as my ults is a picture perfect close.
I think jin is under-appreciated as an artist and a vocalist. because of his personality, we mostly love him for his jokes, or because of his visuals, he’s known for his face. yet when he sings songs like abyss, epiphany, the astronaut, moon, or awake, his voice holds a million emotions and feelings in the melody. there is something so timelessly beautiful about his voice, and for the first time since I stopped following bts closely, I’m really so excited for his solo album. I hope he can continue to shine as an artist and a vocalist into his late 30’s and 40’s. his voice is one that will never get old and I certainly will never get tired of hearing him sing.
deep in my bts era, I always used to debate whether my favourite bts vocalist was jin or jungkook. and it was always funny to me why jin made it to such a high ranking when jungkook was my bias. jin didn’t even wreck me like other members, and at the time, I enjoyed his solos, but they weren’t in the ranking to become my favourite timeless songs like they are now that I’ve stepped away.
although I’m not active in the fandom anymore and have disconnected from content and the members, the music still stays, their voices still stay, always reminding me how bts changed my life in such a dramatic way. I couldn’t even begin to imagine how different I would be if I hadn’t found them. it’s not just about kpop, fanfic or being a stan— finding them was the first time I ever found something by myself, for myself and enjoyed it independently without the influence of anyone else. and the start of that was with jin and his voice and I’ll never forget how much he changed my life.
#zanna thinks ❀˖°#in conclusion#jin’s solos are so special to me#and his vocals deserve more credit#and if any of you know me you know I’m a nostalgic and sentimental MESS of a person#so this whole essay (which I deleted a lot of cause it was getting too bts emo) shouldn’t come as a surprise#possible that me writing this at 3 am also doesn’t help at all with my nostalgic feelings#but bts music in general has the power to make me cry whenever#cause it transports me back to some of the best and worst years of my life#certainly some of the most changing and turbulent years#and they were like my rock throughout all that which I think is a beautiful thing :’)#okay anyway goodnight besties
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obviously this poll is formatted a little differently than the others since I have canon and noncanon options rather than the primary ones all being liar-ships, so maybe if you vote for a canon one also comment in tags which noncanon option you prefer and vice versa if your fav is noncanon you could leave which of her canon ships you like best in the tags
@sergeantpixie @snixx @buffyspeak @nocakesformissedith @whodoesnataliehave @thechosenthree @medievalwife
#s speaks#polls#pll polls#pll#pretty little liars#emily fields#emison#emaya#paily#hannily#spemily#emaria#emona#monily#Emily x Jenna#Emily x Shauna#I’ll be voting for Spemily which shouldn’t be a surprise unless your new here#of her canon ships when emison is at their best (s4-5 + choice flashbacks) they’re the most compelling to me. but I loathe their post jump#story vs Emaya were always very good and I always enjoyed them so they’re pretty equal in my feelings ultimately#I ship all to some degree except Paily (not in an I hate Paige way I’m very neutral on her. just doesn’t do a lot for me as a ship)
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HOLYYY SHIT i am SCREAMING almost halfway through “blood over bright haven” by m.l. wang and it is so fucking good definitely one of the best book i have picked up this year
#which wouldn’t surprise me given how sword of kaigen ended up as one of my favs too the year i read it#*shouldn’t#i’ll probably always and forever pick up everything ml wang writes#mish reads
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I stay on that Halloween grindset
#Lisa Frankenstein is my entire personality#and I’ve been in love with Nicholas hoult since I was 16#i like my men pathetic#but also willing to commit murder#is that so much to ask#also my boyfriends back was much better than I expected#it’s very corny and silly#but i enjoyed it#there’s something so charming about it!#also quite a lot of consent for a weird late 80s movie#which shouldn’t be a surprise but…#I’ve seen some concerning 80s movies#lisa frankenstein#warm bodies#am I insane or does literally nothing come up on the warm bodies tag??#I could have sworn there was a pretty substantial fandom for it??#renfield#the trouble with harry#jawbreaker
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“The Past is Present,” Phases of the Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2024), #3.
Writer: Justina Ireland; Penciler and Inker: Daniel Bayliss; Colorist: Dee Cunniffe; Letterer: Cory Petit
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Phases of the Moon Knight#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Ellie Johnson#Oh okay I see we’re starting off strong based on that sign in the window hahaha#fair warning the following tags touch on political topics so please take everything with a grain of salt (what do I know hahaha)#I just *sigh* I’m not sure if this was intended to be a reference to a current campaign slogan in US politics#or if it was a bit more general but in any case perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised anymore by lionization of the past#but it never passes me by whenever anyone tries to argue that the past was superior (near perfect) and we should dwell on it#Either they’re truly ignorant of the past’s issues or they actually admire them#I’m equally suspicious however anyone who promises an entirely new start#as if any system could ever truly break away from its past and as if we didn’t perpetually have someone peddling a new new deal or frontier#I also find it interesting that this is in a window trying to attract patrons which in a way means its capitalizing off the past/nostalgia#the docents/proprietors in this story are good folk so I’m sure it’s not so underhanded as that but still…#…or maybe this is just an establishing shot to indicate to the reader that this is a post-apocalyptic/hero society#and I’m just being overly sensitive about 6 words in a background shot hahaha#don’t mind op rambling in the tags as per always
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scooby doo the sword and the scoob is a piece of art for many reasons but most of all arthur’s ridiculous english accent. why does he sound like that
#he also misgenders velma which is some crazy work#also kay and bedivere are in this !!!! (very briefly)#i guess that shouldn’t be that surprising but 99% of arthurian movies that aren’t adaptations are more just set in camelot#and random knights are made up or just not named#so it’s cool to see they actually did some research for this beyond just like arthur merlin and excalibur#park watches arthurian movies
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The way I actually clicked my heels together and stood up nice and straight when I brought up Commodore James Norrington to my grand-boss & how I prefer to see him in his nice sharp royal navy uniform with a new sword instead of all scruffy in PotC 2 & onward
#yeah I referred to him as James Norrington like I knew him IRL instead of the fact that he’s one of my blorbeaux#personal#james norrington#I knew he said on one of his interviewed he was jealous of John Depp bc he thought he looked like an ice cream#but jfc as far as I know Mr. Davenport has made his way good as an actor without any scandals#which shouldn’t be surprising but.
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taking tron art requests from this palette!!
#tron#tronblr#know that if it’s tronzler im more likely to actually draw it#which shouldn’t be surprising considering that it’s me#cii speaks
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Yeah I still don’t know what the hell is going on in JJK fr but I just know I need Gojo in the worst way. That fucking puppet too. Idc if he’s a curse, I got some plans for him. Also!! Side bar- the studio that produces the show needs to produce a full on revamp of D.Gray Man. They’d eat it up. The old one was okay but it just needed better pacing and better graphics. I feel like it deserved an honest chance.
#‘Brook you’d fuck a curse??!’ I would#add me to the monster fucker category fr which shouldn’t be a surprise I mean yall see Lykaia#text post#nonsims
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peachtober week 2 complete :)
#proud of myself for getting this far tbh!#out of this week my favorite is probably the mushroom umbrella. which shouldn’t be surprising#the fish took the longest though#peachtober23#peachtober#mine
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I hate when people say that talent does not exist.
“Uhm sweaty, just draw everyday and you’ll get better, art is 80% practice anyway” bitch I’ve been working on that 80% for years now, it’s that last 20% I’m missing, and I always will. Fuck you. There will always be something too difficult for me to grasp, or something that comes natural to somebody else that I will never be able to replicate, no matter how much practice I do or how many references I use.
I feel so worthless sometimes. Seeing so many younger artists breeze past me in terms of talent, speed, anatomy etc. Maybe I should just find a real job and just keep art as my side hobby instead of trying so hard to make it my profession. My art is way too mediocre, it’ll never be profitable. Nobody cares.
Sometimes I wonder if my style is just missing something. A spark, anything that will get people interested. People look at my art for a whole 2 seconds, leave a like, then forget about it. I’m so tired. I hate complaining but it kinda does suck when you’ve been making art for literal years and never even had a commission. Not even a pity donation on Kofi. But no, the only time my art gets noticed is when I’m doing things for free.
“Oh but you shouldn’t think about money when making art, you should create for yourself first!!!” Shut up. I’m so tired. I’ve done everything wrong. Art was never my path in the first place no matter how much I wanted it to be.
“Oh just practice harder you’ll see the results!” Bitch what do you think I’ve been doing for the past 13 years? Just bang your head against a wall harder, maybe this time you’ll have your big breakthrough! God I’m so tired. I wonder how many people will notice if I stopped posting art completely
#bookmark'd#agh don’t worry about me I’m fine I’m just screaming into the void bc I’m frustrated as hell#god look at this whiny bitch complaining#throw rocks at her maybe she’ll stop being a whiny pissbaby#I knew I shouldn’t have opened Kofi requests I knew nobody would have cared and yet I did it anyway#and surprise!! nobody gave a shit#which I expected but what a blow to my ego still#I wish I was a frog
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my irl bestie came over today and i just had markiplier’s re7 playthrough playing on my tv in the background and after a while she noticed and was like “who is this” and i told her and she said “do you know him? do you talk to him?” sbdjsbdjsj the way i burst out laughing like girl i wish i could because we have an extremely similar sense of humor and also he is attractive af so i had to tell her that he’s like. a professional gamer on youtube. like, big time.
i don’t know how she and i are friends, she hasn’t ever really had an online presence and she’s never heard of livejournal or quizilla or neopets etc (she’s only two years older than me) and every time i realize that she is like my complete opposite i just have to sit there for a minute and. process.
i trust this woman with my life and she doesn’t even know what fanfiction is nor has she ever picked up a controller 🤯
#⟡ — kayleigh’s yapping#her husband is the exact same way too lmao#neither of them play video games or watch anime or like any of that which is absolutely wild to me#and they’re like. normal. about things#i mean they’re both heterosexual neurotypicals so i shouldn’t be surprised but shdjsjdkw#i trust her husband with my life too tbqh
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