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omfg i love haitham but he is. such a yapper /aff you write him so well
the day will come when people will recognize the difference between an actual yapper and someone who provides all the information they're being asked without holding back details because that's what they're being asked to do and that's what the situation needs; and that day i will actually risk writing a haitham-pov haikaveh longfic
#which of course is never LMAO#zhongli falls somewhere in the middle of the spectrum i think. between actual yapper (fischl) and i'm yapping bc you need the info (haitham#i do wonder if folks who say haitham is a yapper actually remember the sumeru archon quest#or if they've done that thing were a word loses its meaning and becomes too general#and yapper is now anyone who like. talks. and provides information#that might be it honestly
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man, you know, nobody asked me, but I have such conflicting opinions on some of the fat falin art, where on one hand: it's always nice to see A Fat Body in fanart anywhere + it's being done in positive ways, for funsies and on the other hand, there is something so familiar about how you are automatically The Fat One if you are a woman simply standing next to a more petite woman, bc I've had a 0% hitrate in seeing people change Marcille's body type and keep Falin's, or change both of them. it's just Falin
#it gives me a negative feeling that I seldom/never get from seeing fat art which is rare#like she's not fat out of thin air For Fun And No Other Reason and she's not fat bc of context#(out of thin air being like just picking a character you like and changing their design just cuz. Kabru maybe.)#(and Because Of Context being the way ppl draw fat Usagi from sailor moon. which i have been meaning to do btw)#but rather she's fat just bc to be Not the thinnest woman in the room is to be fat. like it happens specifically by scale#because marcille is so much physically smaller and petite and falin is bigger in the ways that a Human Woman is bigger#than an elf woman#and it's funny bc it's something i see all the time already#people also really don't seem to have an interest in making marcille butch in fanart in a way#that is sort of sad for me bc it's like ah well she's the thin small one so of course she gets to be feminine#if you're physically bigger then of course you get to be masc of course of course of course...#i also love good butch art esp fat butch stuff but this is about the phenomenon where if you're with#a thinner shorter woman then that means you're the butch now which is a place I have been to#and I did not like it there#I think part of why That sticks it to me is bc marcille has such a Butch Girlfriend personality and falin acts so demure LMAO#but she's slightly bigger so the writing is on the wall#sergle.txt#Godspeed to you if you choose to read these thoughts in bad faith bc I can't give you more clarifying statements if I try#like I said. conflicting feelings#i don't know if anyone else has similar thoughts it May Just Be Me#I don't think ppl think about this stuff when they make their fan redesigns but it gives me a certain feeling
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Small detour of what I usually post, but I absolutely wish (other) clown the best of luck during these confusing and almost hopeless times- nobody knows how to deal with such amount of attention in such short amount of time- a blessing and a curse to behold
#Seeing their posts absolutely shattered me#I may never be able to relate to how he’s going through rn but at least I can relate to the fear of living in absolute fear#the fear of unable to be yourself in your own home with creative and personal freedom#The fear of being terrified that the thing that gives you the most innocent happiness will be heavily demonized and threatened#The fear of getting caught doing something you love and being yourself with your found identity#The fear of destruction#I relate heavily to this and to feel you are going to be caught doing anything that isn’t a crime hurts#I wish him safety and love during these stressful days#He’s brought so much joy to my life that I must keep private irl too#Whatever he decides for the fandom I will fully support it#I will still continue posting of course unless he wishes otherwise#If he sees this (which I doubt) hey other clown lmao- you are loved and not alone#It may be scary but you are not alone- you will never be alone#There will always be people out there who love you and there will always be those who are not even worth giving time of day#The internet is both a blessing and a cruel cruel unforgiving place#I hope it doesn’t deter you from doing what you love and hold dear#I hope you have anyone you can be with online or in irl that can give you the comfort you need#You deserve peace and security#Do what you feel is best#Welcome home
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alright. i have held my tongue long enough but i can do it no longer.
i'm gonna something that the whippersnappers aren't going to understand & the veterans will probably take psychic damage from reading. but. consider, if you will:
Husk♦️Angel
...that's it, that's the post x'3c
#angelhusk#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#meowrails............. TWO!!! [.meme]#hi my toxic fandom trait is compulsively applying alternian quadrant rhetoric to Every Single Other Fandom I Get My Grubby Little Hands On—#♦️Huskerdust is literally *SO* real it sends me to the FLOOR every single time (for their S1 interactions at least)#never have i EVER seen a more textbook example of a moirallegience in a non-hs setting hshdhsjdhs#ALTHOUGH this version of Hell is probably one of the closest analogues what with all the violence & craziness constantly raging down there#they could probably use some fun little extra structure to all their batshit they've got going on lmao think about it#non-intimate ♠️Cherrisnake that Pen vacillated to ♥️ by the end bc he's a sappy soft boi like that~ <3#one-sided Vox♠️@Alastor bc Al's such a narcissist that the only person he deigns worthy of his true rivalry is the literal King of Hell—#—so. ♠️Radioapple obvi x'D (almost assuredly non-intimate in-canon but hey lol)#♥️Chaggie of course but also with a sizeable amount of ♦️volatility♠️ from Vaggie that intrigues me *deeply* actually#tho it wouldn't surprise me for them to smear a bit x'D Charlie in particular seems like the type to blend feelings like that#which i think is also part of why it's so interesting to me that Vaggie is the one seemingly doing most of it lol#bc also Charlie♦️@ all of Hell. probably ♣️@ all of Hell too x'D that's LiterallyTM the entire premise of the show pffffft~#tbh she's basically Al's ♣️Stem constantly trying to keep him from killing every second person he comes into contact with tho x'D good lord#♣️Vees but they pass around Stem duty like a hot potato bc they're all fucking disaster messes— x'3c#also Angel♣️Niffty & knives/trouble-in-general xD i love that one~#AAANYWAYS~ thanks for coming to my mentally compromised ted talk lmaoooo TwT#my art
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i hate the fact that they drastically changed edward's clothes between twililght and the rest of the saga. he was dressed as a teenager in the first movie (tee shirts, light jacket, gay ass grey coat) and then they made him wear suits which makes him look like a 26 years old who's about to teach for the first time. it's stupid af
#this and carlisle's atrocious wigs of course#i wish peter facinelli kept his own hair and bleached them again for the rest of the saga#not me hating on the most mundane thing lmao but yeah idk why i had the sudden urge to watch new moon#not new moon in particular but i love and know twilight too much and then i never have the courage to keep going on#because if find the rest of the saga underwhelming compared to the first movie#which is why i started with new moon this time#but yeah anyway. i'm rambling again about twilight.............. this is not a good look lmfao#there's a parallel universe where catherine hardwicke did all the movies and they're all masterpieces. i envy that timeline!!!
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incredibly weird thing of having a terrible ohcee in your brain is like. watching shows or playing games or reading books or whatever and thinking wow this character really fits his criteria for victims. imagining shana sitting leisurely in a comfy chair up there and pointing out his favourites while sipping from a glass of wine. alternatively blood and tears. or wine mixed with blood and tears i don’t know he’s fucked up man
#he’s manspreading. like always#you have to understand that yes he is my oc but at a certain point they just do whatever up there whether i like it or not.#btw#this post was brought to you by masters house md#who he would really like. and then my brain kept spinning#but just for. idk it’s not really fun. just a thought experiment i guess: fandoms i’ve been somewhat active in on here and which#character fits shana’s victim criteria go!#pfkm: octavia and tristian (he is losing points after The Event. only a few though)#maybe kalikke too but i’m gonna be real i never used her and her sister much so i can’t say for sure lmao#w0tr: no strong contender here but the strongest is ember#dao: leliana da2: merrill dai: sera and cole#i don’t think any of the bg3 gang fit.#sorry everyone i hate my oc too#i don’t think i have posted The List for his criteria here yet. because of course i made one.#but alas i’m scared. you can come to your own conclusions until i get brave. if i get brave…#oc: shana#cw violence
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i feel like i remember people posting happy birthday character posts for mickey in june? is that right? well, even if he doesn't have a canon birthday (or if he does and it's. wrong.) he has a summer birthday To Me. and i've never seen a guy who is more obviously a capricorn than ian, so! if mickey's summer birthday is indeed in june specifically (i'm thinking cancer, but it would also be really cool if mickey and mandy are both gemini - twins who aren't twins), then mickey is technically two years older than ian for about half the time.
#jack facts#somebody could probably make a hades/persephone parallel out of this. somehow.#look it's even the fall/winter that the age difference is (perceived to be) bigger. it could be done. if you really wanted it.#a ''modern reinterpretation'' where the underworld as metaphor for marriage* becomes for statutory rpe? hwoigkfhs#idk i just like the dynamic of them having enough of age difference that - in the younger years - it actually has any noticable effect#and of course it never hurts to add more fuel to the ian only goes for older men fire lmao#altho i will admit i also kinda like for mickey to have been put into school a year late or to have been held back a year or w/e#so he's in lip's class but older than him#or even for him to be in the class above lip and lip's doing homework more advanced than his own which wouldn't be ANY kind of stretch#jbc am pretty compelled by the idea of mickey being older than lip too#and how that adds a little extra flavor to their Man of the House(s)/Biggest Brother/Least Worst Little Sibling's (Ex-)Boyfriend clashing#and anyway depending on how you interpret svet's age mickey might not have been able to marry her unless he wasn't a minor#like if you decide they're the same age or she's <1yr younger then fine he could with parental ''permission'' which we know he had#but if you decide her age based on the actors' comparative ages it would depend on her birthday whether they could marry right then#and if you decide mickey is his age despite fisher's irl age at the time but svet and goreshter are the same age it's a no unless he's 18+#and those would be regardless of what terry (or anyone else) said. so.#then again it would be hilarious for them to find out later that the marriage was never legally binding lmfao#anyway hi. it's two thirty in the morning.#shameless#mickey milkovich#gallavich#hc
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201km 🏘️💕🚌
#artists on tumblr#illustrators on tumblr#digital art#digital illustration#sasha's art#a few months ago i got asked to make a few illustrations for a poetry book that got published in my home county#the book dealt a lot with the imagery of home and nostalgia and homesickness and moving away#which are all themes i know so so well lmao#i never thought i would miss my home town but ever since i moved to a different country i get homesick so often#it is mostly about missing my family but it all of course also gets projected onto my home town#which is a place i know i wouldn't survive cos i don't Fit In like that and i spent many years there being so incredibly Lonely it almost-#-killed me#but nostalgia is a powerful drug i guess#i often think of all those places i spent so much of my time growing up#different kids walking those roads#different kids having different memories of it#something about it makes my heart ache profoundly#i hope they have a better life there than i did#i will always love my home town so so dearly#but in the end i am glad to be where i am now surrounded by friends and feeling safe <3
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anyone else feeling fundamentally incapable of adjusting to society. also just discovered there's a 30 tag limit which i can't believe i've never hit before
#like it was one thing when i was in high school and college like wasn't socialized as a child due to not receiving schooling and growing up#sda blah blah whatever but like i'm almost 27 and i am barely functioning lol like i feel like i'm struggling to have a normal conversation#even more than i used to and i think my speech cadence is noticably off which i don't think it always has been#some of it is definitely from chronic exhaustion from having to get up too early and the stress of having a frequently panic inducing boss#but like. come on now. i can't even drive despite finally having a license because i'm too scared/distractible/poor reaction time#over a dozen antidepressants have not worked. adderall is not working great either#i'm SO much dumber than i used to be and it's driving me quite literally insane#i don't even think it's from getting covid in july because i was noticing it before although it definitely became way more noticeable after#i got this job. i've never been this bad at a job in my life and it's something anyone who knows me would assume i'd be good at#it's embarrassing. i cannot fucking remember anything i struggle to do the most basic of arithmetic to fill prescriptions i make the same#silly mistakes multiple times i am constantly asking stupid questions and still somehow fucking up all the time#it's not as bad as it was a couple months ago and frankly i'm shocked i haven't gotten fired i keep thinking that's going to happen#of course i wanted to quit this job four months ago but now i'm at like a sunk cost fallacy point unfortunately#this is obviously not like any kind of career position for many reasons but i don't know what else to do unless i move across the country#again. i'm not even qualified for anything besides animal related things and summer camp which are fine obviously but not great if you want#things like benefits or paid leave or not to get burned out as hell lmao#i don't even feel like i could do any customer service jobs because i literally struggle to put a coherent sentence together on the spot#everything is so slow. soooo slow i'm literally losing my mind which is catastrophic because my mind is all i've ever had going for me#and i'm having kind of a horrible existence lately which is exacerbating all my problems except the problems make it mostly impossible to d#anything to fix it. ok going out and doing some fun stuff for a day makes me feel better that's great. except then i need a day after that#to recover from doing things the previous day. so the only feasible day for doing things would be saturday. except on saturdays i'm#recovering from working. i literally only work 4 days and barely over 30 hours it's Not that crazy. i mean the boss is crazy and the job ca#also be crazy obviously but 30 hours a week is minimal compared to other work schedules i've maintained before#anyway but the most i can do after work is go to the store if i need to but i almost never have energy for anything fun#and the fucking bus doesn't run on sundays and walking miles to get literally anywhere takes a lot of energy i don't have#i'm about to move next weekend and i'm dreading it because it's going to be so much work and i'm so fucking tired#and i don't have any friends to help me with cleaning i might be able to get help moving my stuff but i'm not even confident about that#i might have to rent a uhaul but i would honestly rather pay somebody to help because i'm that scared of driving even for one 30 min trip#whatever....sorry i had to feel bad for myself in the tumblr dot edu tags again i'm not in therapy rn#(<- guy who should be in therapy)
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black friday sale- 30% OFF your VERY OWN AquaBot Kitty Edition! ™️
Only this weekend! Hurry and grab yours TODAY!
>https://tokyomiracle.net/<
(this is a silly craft I did back in october! I thought posting her for a fake black friday ad would be funny :3 she's about 6 inches tall! I have the full process of making her posted on kofi for members, if you'd like to see, the link to my kofi is in my pinned post ^_^)
#this might be the silliest thing ive done to advertise this comic LMAO#aqua i would never actually sell u u are priceless to me.#toy customization#toyblr#custom toys#aqua shirogane#tm2#webcomics#tokyo miracle#traditional art#crafts#?? unsure how to tag this i dont post my irl crafts too much actually!!#I Should do that more often!#something not featured: she is in fact remote controlled and can walk- dance- do handstands- and meow.#im not joking and i might film a video of it for ig ashdfk#its pretty darn cute#at some point id like to buy glow in the dark paint to make her eyes actually glow at night#but for this i was mostly using what I already had (toy base aside)#and im sure for pink and blue glow in the dark paints id have to look online instead of just running to the store#which is annoying#of course this is being queued in early october so i might have already done it by the time this releases#it will also be an easter egg on the dress up game#which should also be coming out the week this is queued for unless something just went very wrong and i lost all self disipline#or all my technology explodes. who knows what could happen!!#i hope that doenst happen but who knows!!
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#hey y'all mind if i [HORRIFIC GUTTERAL SNARLING NOISES] real quick about something utterly inconsequential#ok! so:#listen i know this is gonna be a VERY controversial opinion but. generally i think macOS is a good operating system#and that apple's proprietary software is high quality and intuitive to use. never had any issues with 99.9% of my experiences.#that being said#FUCK imovie. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK were they fucking thinking with imovie.#every time i open this application it makes me want to gouge my eyes out and scream and rip something in half like a whiny toddler.#there are so many extremely simple problems with ZERO FUCKING SOLUTION WHATSOEVER#it's straight up impossible to use. every tiny thing you want to do you have to search it up in their horribly organized guidebook#and then the guidebook is outdated and useless which means you have to google search whatever it is you're trying to do#and the results are full of people with the same fucking problem with NO answers.#i just spent the past hour trying to figure out how to add a single PLAIN TEXT BOX to a video. that's how unusably bad imovie is.#and then there's people in the forums who are like. 'why would you want to add text lol videos are for watching not for reading. idiot'#SUBTITLES MOTHERFUCKER?????????????????? EVER CONSIDERED THAT??? NO OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T. DIP SHITT#[FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WITH RAGE]#i've never had worse displeasure working with any other program in my entire life. godawful. why is it like this. FUCK#*DEEP BREATH*#ok i'm fine i just had to scream into the void for a moment lmao#you know how it is~👉👈🥺#back to your regularly scheduled blond man mockery
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Me, the only Ares and Nyx shipper on planet earth: 😏
#shut up alli#i mean in general too not just in this game specifically#i have my reasons#mainly being that of Ares being an often mischaracterized god and Nyx scares Ares’ fuck ass dad Zeus lmao#I will defend Ares with my LIFE he is not a bad god. not as bad as some of the other ones anyway#his parents hate him but it’s literally Zeus and Hera idgaf what they think#I know the general assumption is to portray him as evil feral man but I simply do not agree#I do think of course he is chaotic and a hothead but I just don’t think the man who killed his kid’s rapist is that bad idk#he’s also celebrated by women btw. he’s good to women#so when people make him off to be a sleazy creep it drives me insane he has NEVER been shown to assault anybody#idk everyone kinda clowned on him in written stuff about him and somehow the stuff showing his positive traits were mostly lost#which means everyone who does interpretations of him in modern media always does the same goddamn thing for him#makes me saddddd Ares you were done dirty#Hades so far has had a fine interpretation of Ares imo though. I like this fella and the way he counts the amount of enemies you killed#anyway I think Ares and Nyx should kiss. he deserves a dark beautiful women who doesn’t care that he kills ppl#I do think Ares and Aphrodite are cute btw I get the whole sybolism of love x war so no shade to it#butttt I also like playing with mythological beings like dolls hehe#anyway I’m autistic bye I have to go the store
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This is my personal crossover event of the century
#one of my favorite actors and one of my favorite drivers interacting??? what???#alright whos gonna be the brave soldier and write the matt damon × mark webber rpf fic-#(i read a fic w james bond/seb so imo it really wouldnt be too far off to write Linus Caldwell/Mark LMAO)#ive known abt this event practically since i got into f1 but i feel like my thoughts abt it keep developing every time i look at them again#first time: huh okay wow brad pitt & matt damon taking w mark thats really wild. f1 drivers really do be meeting w high level celebs#after i watched fight club: wow wow!! i cant believe theres pics of brad pitt with mark thats crazy!#after i watched oceans 11: omg wait oh yeah! when mark was in jaguar he was sponsored by oceans 12!!! thats sick!!!#and then recently w my increasing love for Matt Damon: WAIT OH MY GOD MARK HAS INTERACTED WITH MATT!!!! (two worlds colliding feel ig)#but i was watching some interview w matt where they referenced this happening so its relevant in my brain again so i had to post abt it#but of course in the vid the specific pic on screen was him and mark interacting and i died. like seriously i can never escape f1 and mark#mostly im freaking out bcs its truly the crossover event of all time concerning my interests specifically#but the lore behind this is genuinely really really interesting#the fact that theyre promoting a heist movie specifically and then they put a $300k diamond in the nose of the Jaguar#and then the Jaguar crashed during the race and the diamond disappeared?????? cmon literally itself could be the plot to an Oceans movie#RBR/teams sponsored by RB were so much fun back in the day!!#they had several back to back movie promotions which all were pretty fun! just a shame neither team was good back then#it was Oceans 12->SW:ROTS->Superman right? i can't remember if there was another#such a shame that neither mark nor seb were in RBR in 2005 when RBR was promoting ROTS#i think i actually wouldve exploded if there were pics of them w hayden or ewan(my prev fandom haha)#f1#formula 1#formula one#mark webber#matt damon
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okay nonbinary character in Orv alert. slay
#Pretty fun that they’re having a jealousy moment over dokja rn#(I know junghyeok said he wasn’t specifically talking abt dokja but I assume he said that to keep nirvana from attacking dokja.)#Demonic judge of fire and secretive plotter are goofy lmao#Junghyeok: IM NOT INTERESTED IN MEN#Constellation demonic judge of fire is coughing up blood! You have been gifted 2000 coins!#<- killed me. Demonic judge of fire I love you pookie#….of course when I look at nirvana’s wiki they’re misgendered. -_-#Though I guess the vibe is tht bc they reincarnate so much gender is irrelevant to them? Which. that’s a vibe.#but also would it mean tht they don’t rlly care abt pronouns as long as u acknowledge that fact?#Idk I’m just pre-emptively headcanoning in case they turn out to be shitty rep#OHHHH NO JUNGHYEOK TRAUMA MOMENT. LOOKIT HIS SAD FACE D:#Sidenote I do adore how much the power scaling in this is just like kids in a playground one upping each other#And that guy from the small world was such an overpowered oc even though we already have a parody of an overpowered oc (junghyeok) hdgjfjv#‘Could they have invested everything into speed & psychic skills instead of physical skills?’ OMG#KICK THEIR ASS DOKJA#I love glass canons. Surely they’ll never break#‘Ur hot so I won’t kill you’ nirvana if only you were a protag….. YOU ARE SO CUNTY#Kim dokja dissociating even harder to defeat literal nirvana. Good for him#going post#orv
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1x08 / 5x08
+ Bonus
#moment of truth#5x08#1x08#picked that tag bc it was a parallel line but it really does reflect these scenes so well huh#tdp runaan#tdp callum#theme: freedom#subset: choices#arc 1#arc 2#multi#theme: exchange#which like runaan saying his 'i'll never help you' at the end of the ep#vs callum saying his at the beginning is like. yeah. structure wise Of Course it went this way lmao
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Having a lot of mixed emotions bc the dude i almost dated(and subsequently kicked off my lesbian realization) is back in online spaces.
He was really creepy to a lot of women and honestly he was very pushy and resentful once i told him i didnt wanna date bc i realized i didnt like men at all.
I sincerely hope that hes repented and done better but i want him to stay incredibly far away from me forever tbh.
#even thinking about it is making me feel grossed out and nauseous#thankful to him bc i would have never Realized without being involved w him but also#cringing and physically ill remembering everything lmao#and of course hes married now after being so creepy/man hoeish to women which is not a red flag at all!!!!#and his sona design is worse like at least u had a bangin design before
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