#which is SO DUMB
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that post that talks abt how streaming services are "reinventing" cable, or that uber is the new taxi service, or door dash being the new delivery driver; the op is right, they're not doing anything remarkably new.
but what they are doing, which is crucial to capitalism, is making those jobs and industries infinitely more exploitable
#i think delivery drivers have the worst job bc they're required to use their own car#which is SO dumb#all that extra mileage on your car :(#taxi services may have sucked but at least it wasn't your own vehicle
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You should show it off more 🌹
it's not allowed on Tumblr :(((
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trying to go to college next year and currently the biggest hurdle of all of this is just, trying to get into. my fucking school email
#the email is through microsoft#which is so dumb#it refuses to let me in#and in order to prove to microsoft that it is really me trying it use it#it wants me to quote emails ive received on that#email address#which i can't???#becuase i've never made it into that email address?????#cause microsoft wont let me#i just want to know if i got into the program or not fml#meero talks
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“you talk about blowjobs a lot” yeah cause like imagine cock in your mouth. down your throat. someone murmuring good boy, that’s it, you were made for this, weren’t you? made to take my cock so well while you sit there in a haze of pleasure, just letting yourself be used. someone fucking your mouth real slow, one hand in your hair to control the pace (which is almost torturously slow, they want to take their time). and when they finally, finally speed up they say, breathless, i’m gonna cum, darling, take it, take it all and you whimper as best as you can with your mouth so full and maybe they laugh, just a little breathless chuckle at how eager you are. and then they’re moaning and burying themselves in your mouth and cumming down your throat and they don’t let you up until they’re finished. fuckin of course i talk about it
#um so this got out of hand. (which is what happens when you let a writer onto n.sft tumblr)#jay speaks#ftm bottom#ftm nsft#mlm nsft#t4t puppy#t4t nsft#t4t sub#nsft puppy#puppy sub#ftm puppy#ftm sub#dumb puppy#queer nsft
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oops, still feral over pre-war Dead End Dratchet
(drift: you're rusting at every joint gasket: but isn't that doctor chummy with the cops? we're literal thieves??)
started with the headcanon that drift hung around the clinic like a feral wet cat for a while, then halfway through shading these, I started thinking, what if deadlock was an especially reliable assassin because he knew what kind of damage would make sure that even the best of the best couldn't bring you back
#couple million years later#ratchet is performing autopsies and very determinedly not thinking about teaching that one kid which energon lines are most volatile#you ever get this image in your head of a guy lurking around the guy who saved his life and then think#guess i need to design a clinic#but because your dumb brain needs context you think i guess i need to design the surroundings so you start a daytime wide shot too#and then an even dumber part of your brain is like let's do it all in that fake etching style that you haven't totally worked out yet#and then you also get sad about gasket so you stick him in too#they're done at least we achieved something aaaaaaa????#transformers idw#maccadam#tf drift#dratchet#tf ratchet#ratchet#gasket#drift#mtmte#my art
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4. Genie granted you three NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for?
ooh, good question. and a difficult one.
1 - a partner who's interests and desires match up with mine
2 - all the lingerie. all of it.
3 - a big ol' toolbox of every toy and piece of equipment imaginable
I hope that answers the question? thank you for asking!
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We’re all screaming into the void for all the asks… feel free to ignore or dump them… (I’m sorry that I made you feel like you have to answer them…) (also feel free to use those ideas without credit… after all we all are on anon…)
My thing is that I like to answer asks, but I can't really... keep up? Or like, I can only answer like 3 asks a day without getting tired or fatigued because I put so much effort into answering an ask that sometimes one ask takes me 2 hours to write (not even counting asks I want to draw for as well).
But yea. I'm most likely gonna save all these asks in screenshot form in google docs, and then delete them from my inbox.
So I will have the asks I want to possibly answer still, but they aren't in my inbox taunting me or whatever.
There's like a good 20-30 of the 300 asks that I definitely want to answer at some point, or keep because they have good ideas I want to save and look back on.
I never feel forced by outside forces to answer asks, or at least very rarely. My want/need to answer every ask comes from the same place that makes me spend 2+ hours on answering a single ask. I'm pretty sure it is at least.
That's a problem with me. I try to put my ALL into EVERYTHING I do to the point that, in my head, it feels better to not answer asks at all than give a half assed answer. Which causes asks to pile up which then makes me feel guilty as if I'm not giving it my all.
Which is something I have been slowly trying to fix and work on. As you can see with me being okay posting just lineart and doodles instead of ONLY finished pieces like I did when I first started (even in work and school I have been slowly being okay with allowing myself to relax and make mistakes).
So yea, when I get time I'm most likely gonna delete most of these asks, but they will at least be saved in google docs in case I one day want to actually answer them!
#eritalks#noart#asks#i am talking in circles right now#i just know it#just talking to talk#i don't want this to seem like i hate getting asks#or regret them#i LOVE getting asks#and love answering them when i can!#i just like...#i am getting overwhelmed#which is so dumb#because this is not a thing to get overwhelmed by#like logically i know i shouldn't#but i do#anyway#still send in asks!#i love getting them!#hopefully i'll answer#but uh#no promises#thanks everyone for patience
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rook: *obvious flirting* emmrich: 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳??????????
bonus:
#veilguard spoilers#da4 spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#da veilguard spoilers#dragon age veilguard#dragon age 4#emmrich volkarin#emmrich x rook#emmrook#rookrich#dragon age#da4edit#da4gifs#dragon age edit#dragon age gifs#video games#my gifs#UH OH UH OH GUESS WHO HAS BRAIN WORMS#me??? falling in love with a fictional old man??? who couldve seen this coming#my rook is dumb small gay and stupid. he wants that old man BAD#which makes it so funny when emmrich is constantly reacting like THIS whenever rook flirts with him#im already on my third veilguard playthrough....theres something wrong with me#love getting absolutely obsessed with a piece of media in a mentally ill way to escape from my problems <3
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I'm taking the second half of college English and I already know im not going to like it. And it's not that I think it'll be hard or they'll be any actual problems, but I know I'm not going to agree with the professors opinions on things. Which whatever, it's not going to effect the class that much, but it's still disappointing.
I don't want to overexagerate, but he's an older man and there's naturally a lot of disconnect that wasn't helped by him choosing a completely female expierience focused story to have the example class discussion on and focusing so much on how the one line of the husband coming home should be portrayed. He was also very much giving, "I applaud you for having an opinion but I refuse to consider it that way," vibes.
#school#college#there were so many details that would of been way more interesting to discuss#also the first thing he told us was that hed take the equivalent of 3 points off our final grade for each time we so much as discreetly#glanced at the time on our phones during class#which is so dumb
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“Resurrection”
#pimsriart#pimsriart2023#I have been playing so much path of titans ahhhhh#dinosaur is my childhood hyperfixation lol#but i literally don't know anything else#i'm dumb and science can't get into my brain pls don't ask me which dino are they bc i don't know DX#dinosaur#uhhh#iguanodon#i think#and some#raptors#birds#the text is from mahler's symphony no2 finale
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keep thinking about how it's been over a month since I updated my fic (and longer still since I wrote anything new) but my brain literally feels like mashed potatoes at all times like I want to finish it but I also never want to look at it again
#pls#give me a crumb of motivation#also stuck in the spiral where im convinced its not actually good enough#which is SO DUMB#just write the thing heather
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And now I have to head off to work. I'm almost all caught up, tho!
#; thaly is a dork 2023#It's only a one hour shift.#WHICH IS SO DUMB#But it is what it is.#Every little bit of extra money is a help.
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#I'm being silly but ALSO I genuinely think a muppets/Ace Attorney collab would go SO HARD.#like what if muppets most wanted had been a court room drama instead??????? Do you see the vision#It's because they're both camp. They both have crazy goofy senses of humor and exaggerated characters and focus on friendship#and found family is so strong between both franchises also ok do you get me#it's not pictured but Gumshoe would be cast as Rolf I LOVE ROLF.#Also I do think that Miles running away after AA1 would be his am i a man or am i a muppet moment. and I won't back down on that#please leave your muppet thoughts in the comments or tags. Unless you hate the muppets and think this is dumb. in which case don't#ace attorney#ace attorney comic#the muppets#the muppet show#phoenix wright#maya fey#miles edgeworth#pearl fey#von karma#franziska von karma#miss piggy#kermit the frog#sam the eagle#fozzie bear#gyakuten saiban#my art
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Let those old men be GAY.
Right NOW 👇😠
#I needed to draw fiddlestan old v#cause ive only really been drawin them together young#which is dumb cause i want them to grow old together#I have once again refused to draw a background#I drew this drawing to take a break from the other thing i was drawing#which is young fiddlestan together#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#aren't they so cute together 🥹🙏#Stan is SUCH a tsundere#why did i say that with minimal irony...#grumpy old man x insane old man OTP FR‼️ 🙏🙏🗣️#old man yoai#clingy insane old man mcgucket REALIST
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katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. that’s it send tweet.
#and not even like cutely too hes a fucking NUISANCE#like he’ll literally shove his head in there making full contact w ur chin too#And he does not care if you whine about it he’ll just grumble and squeeze you so u cant get away#and if hes feelin like an asshole (which is all the time) he’ll bite you#you’ll pay for making him feel this shame#Its all your fault he feels like this anyway so..🤷🏾♀️#hes just gettin his lick back#stupid dumb idiot#random katsuki thing on yr foreheads#i lub him smuch#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou imagine#bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugou fluff#bakugo katsuki x reader
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itakugi sillies fr the soul
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#itakugi#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk leaks#jjk manga spoilers#jjk spoilers#jjk 267#eye horror/#cant see the haters <3#not pictured here megumi holding the camera like ......................#also i dont know how i feel abt eyepatch yuuji but fr the sake of itakugi wearing each other's eyepatches he can have one :'>#entertained the idea of them having Matching ones but i scrapped tht pretty quickly dhsdfgfdf i like them distinct#i think yuuji might b able to pull off the larger snaparound kind bc the scars on the other side of his face maybe balance it out#but i like nobara having a smaller more traditional eyepatch personally#1 bc i think she would not want to mess up her hair but also bc i LOVE th look of her scars i want as many of them visible as possible#the eye socket itself tho is ....kinda gnarly GGHJFHFS#speaking of which ik nobara's eye kind of. exploded. but what exactly happened w yuuji's did it just ???? burn away????#idrk if yuuji shld also have a more defined eye socket tbh but fr the sake of my own enjoyment n sanity#i am pulling the fanartist I Do What I Want card#i make the rules and i want his scars to look Like This smile#anyway i love them so much i missed them so much they r so SIBLING CODED#u dont understand officer i need them being dumb n chaotic. to cope#hands and knees itkg save megumi itfskg make it out alive plspslpslplspslpslspsl
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