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they cast a 28 year old for Tyson 💀
[relevant rants: here and here]
yeah, i saw - i wasn't holding onto hope of them casting a disabled actor for Tyson (still disappointed, just not surprised) but casting a 28 year old for a middle schooler is really out of left field. It's just an odd choice? Particularly given how much they've been emphasizing age-accurate casting so far.
It makes me really wonder what major rewrites they have planned for Tyson's character. Because as things stand currently there's no way to make Tyson's existing character work with this casting. Tyson is supposed to be in Percy's grade, but Daniel Diemer sticks out like a sore thumb against the child actors. Tyson being in Percy's grade is pretty important for the entire arc of Sea of Monsters with the main character arc being Percy combating internalized ableism and establishing him as a character who stands up for other marginalized kids. If they remove that, what's Percy's arc going to be for that entire season? At what point are they going to establish that about his character? Or are they just going to exposition it at us like usual with nothing backing it up and no actual character progression? And in later seasons the age gap is only going to be more prominent - like how is Tyson going to work in BoTL or TLO? Are they planning on removing his character entirely for those scenes? Are they going to remove him as a recurring character in general? It'd be really weird if they killed him off or something.
I'm also afraid for if they do try to keep Tyson's disability coding in some form - cause there's kind of no good way it can go at this point. Either they completely erase Tyson's coding because they cast an abled actor for him and that messes up the entire arc of the book and his character particularly in relation to Percy, or they have an abled actor attempt to portray a character heavily coded as having down syndrome (and i believe they're already doing similar with iirc Chiron's actor is abled but they're doubling-down in the show on Chiron being disabled) and given how they've written the neurodivergence themes (or absence there of) in the show so far there's just no way that'd end well. Like, Tyson's characterization is a little questionable to begin with in the books, but given the show's writing so far it just feels like we're very rapidly ramping up for an extremely ableist characterization of Tyson. Like i'm sure Daniel Diemer is a great actor, but... i'm just getting real tired of the show erasing the entire premise of the series :T
anyways as per my initial post about pjo tv tyson casting theories i guess it's time for me to start tearing stuff apart with my teeth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#pjo#riordanverse#pjo tv#pjo tv crit#tyson pjo#Anonymous#ask#sorry to play debbie downer i just would really like the Disability Series to. yknow. keep the Disability part in it.#the show has kind of already had subtle problems in the casting with stuff like a lack of plus-sized actors for plus-sized characters#and again with like Chiron casting abled actors for disabled characters. im glad they did it for Hephaestus#and im VERY happy about Hephaestus' casting. but he seems to be the only time they've actually done that in the casting so far#im not even sure if any of the demigod actors are adhd/dyslexic? i havent heard anything about it#like its not uncommon so i wouldnt be surprised if they are but i would think we would have heard about that by now if so#deepest sigh. i think the most annoying part is the series has so much potential to be really good!#like most of the casting would be the best thing ever if only the script was actually decent#i mean im not surprised if disney is afraid to cast more than one disabled actor or any plus-sized actors for major roles#cause it's disney. of course they'd be like that. which just kind of continues my point of - if youre gonna adapt a franchise#you should really be aware of like. the major details about it and the characters. before you dive head first into it and go#''oh whoops! no we cant do any of that because we dont want to. guess we'll just Change Everything or blatantly ignore it.''
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Love being an arcane warrior in dao i love swinging a giant maul around and being in armour but also casting walking nightmare and horror on my enemies i think swords are cooler but the affect of a maul is funnier than big sword in my opinion. I have like 3 affects (at the minimum) going on at all times and then i do an aoe chug some lyrium just in case and bludgen some guy to death. What.
#dao#dragon age origins#dao surana#dragon age#i havent drawn athima in a while bc im busy w zine stuff but. you bet when im done (hopefully this week) im drawing them sm#idk theyre a silly guy#also my quest dlcs arent working? and when i look shit up it doesnt make sense#im not a tech savvy person is the issue here#anyway- athima my beloved#just met goldanna which was a bust#and im hoping i dont accidentally harden alistair idk how id do it accidentally but.#i wouldnt be surprised if i did#kimda sad you dont get to explain to goldanna that alistair did not in fact live in the royal palace#and that currently all he has is the ppl w him and the clothes on his back#since the arl is still fucked up rn#idk she assumes a lot about him and i wish you could explain stuff to her#cuz its like. i get her perspective she lives a shit life with what 5 kids?#like yeah if i thought my brother was better off than me then id want some help#however she just. assumes hes lived the worlds lushest life#when that isnt the case?#and ik its like. a part of the wholw him standing up for himself thing i think?#idk i read some stuff bc i like to know what im getting into but still be a bit surprised#so. idk man#athima is goin through it too get these guys some therapy#anyway im done rambling in my tags now
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crazy to me that sonic has so many votes in the current sonic channel poll when hes objectively the least deserving of a win here. and i say that as someone whos favorite character is sonic and has voted for him in these polls before. literally what are you people thinking those other options rarely ever get official art and youre just blacking out and clicking sonic because you cant turn your shipping brain off !?!??!?!!??!?!?! come on man
#for the record im only blaming shipping because almost eveyrone ive seen say they voted for sonic said they did it because so/nadow#like . okay if you wanna see sonic and shadow interact more fine#but sonic has already been in the 2024 sonic channel calendar Twice and is guaranteed to get plenty more art in the future#and theres also no shortage of content of him with shadow this year#meanwhile maria has 2 pieces of sonic channel art and gerald and black doom have none#and with gerald and black doom in particular i wouldnt be surprised if they never appear in a poll again#like its just a poll its not that deep but come onnnnnnnnn#maybe im a hypocrite for thinking this when i voted sonic to appear wiht knuckles over infinite that one time#and also pushed relaly hard for sonic to win#but. infinite had already appeared in one of the drawings for that year and sonic hadnt#also sonic and knuckles have an established relationship while knuckles and infinite is kinda a random combination#unlike in this matchup where none of them are just random characters thrown in#and also the 2023 art had the aspect of putting the characters in unique situations and outfits which hasnt been carried over to 2024#so it wasnt Just about wanting to see art of a character you like but also about getting to see them in a cute outfit#basically what im trying to say is i might be a little hypocritical but its not Exactly the same situation#anyways. literally anyone but sonic sweep i would be happy with any of the other 3 tbh
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some short felix stuff. also price is there for a second
#red vs blue#rvb#aiden price#price#felix#*24#mine#video#i dont think these are as good as the other one but i REALLY like the felix's eye shift thing i did so. im posting it#i dont get to draw price like ever. which is a shame cuz i love that guy. even if he was a manipulative pos ''counsellor'' who ruined live#so was hannibal!! at least price doesnt eat ppl you know. he just lets them be taken over by an ai and abuses his position to test his#''patients''. free my mans! also im putting quotes on all that bc (i think ive said this before) its a genuine fucking miracle if he has a#license. like post-pfl it def got revoked but UNSC's vetting process or the state of the intragalactic psych licensing sucks ass. idk which#it is! or if its a third options where price just didnt have a license/it got revoked way before pfl and there's just a small disclaimer of#''this is not medical advice im not a licensed professional'' hidden in his resume that no one ever read theyre just. yeah hes got a phd!#idk enough abt halo lore to know which one it is but considering the spartan program i wouldnt be surprised if their ethics board is just a#money-laundering front or smth. if they even HAVE one. ok im rambling i'll stop
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I thought today was a good one..
#just some vent art idk#vent#vent art#...........................................................................................................................................#............................................................................................................................................#the initial start was unclear#i got ready for my class like usual and my dad's mood was entirely unreadable#usually in these situations i have an internal debate thats goes something like#“is he in a good mood? is he in a bad one? is his eye irritated again? maybe he's still waking up?”#its a 50/50 kinda deal#sometimes he's emotionless until right when im dropped off and he says “have a good day! love you!” in his nice way#today there was nothing#i just got out of the truck and just as i was closing the door i barely heard a “love you” in a monotone voice#i thought nothing of it bc i did some work before class and my mood lightened#afterwards i went to the lounge and they were doing another event thing that offered free food if you did it#the food was greek food so i figured it wouldnt hurt. i got the food#it was awesome ngl and it really made my day better#then dad picked me up....#he was still unreadable but i could tell his patience was low just by the way he was driving#its crazy and kinda sad that i can immediately tell what mood he's in even through the most mundane change#but about 5 minutes into the ride my mind was a racing mess. i kept asking questions#trying to gauge what mood he's in. he wasn't projecting or groaning like he usually does so o figured maybe he's just wanting to get home#to my surprise we didn't immediately gi home: we went to his old work (family owned business)#when we got there I can't describe the relief i felt to be with other people. especially my grandmother#i did some refund stuff while we were there. dad also seemed to lighten up and things seemed fine#but when we got back in the truck it was back to being tense. we still didn't go home- we went to the bank so he could cash a check#but otw there he mentioned his birthday is this Saturday. i said i knew and that I'd be happy to spend the day with him if he had something#planned. bc id loke to spend time with him on his bday instead of my Granny's Halloween party (which i still enjoy but yknow.. dad)#there's an awkward silence and then he just goes “i guess based off your silence you're not interested in what i have planned for my birth-#day?“ perplexed i said ”i am- im just waiting for you to tell me“
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#i will warn you only once: tsc spoilers#literally just finished it as i am drafting this its 5am where i live#so you may be subjected to some nonsense#that all being said i have thoughts.and feelings#the kevin was lovely and tasted delicious! jean defending him at every turn even when he swears to hell and back he'll kick his ass#the kevjean was surprising i was only half expecting that#the dog metaphors i have to say i need this one cashed in. nora run me my check#im joking of course dont quote me on it#jean taking kevins promise to the end and living on it is seriously so. well.#'be careful with him' 'take kevin's name out of your ignorant mouth' 'you promised me'#also kevin getting called the court's queen had me tender and on my back oml#jean's relationship with the trojans is sweet and he is very interesting and complicated#a character with many moving parts im sure#there were a few things i did not care for#namely jeremy and the trojans felt remarkably flat to me bar lucas (by far the most interesting) and catalina on occasion#i didnt quite enjoy jeremy's pov and felt like he spent perhaps way too much time worrying over jean? if that makes sense#i wish he had some more complexity to him or really anything to catch a hook on#all we know is hes attractive and smiley and gets along terribly with his family#so much of his character is sucked out by jean he didnt feel like much more than a plot device to me#which i wouldnt mind if jeremy wasnt the literal main character alongside jean#i was living for everything jean thought but had to drag myself through jeremy's pov if im honest#uuuuh what else. neil! funny. deranged. i have to love him#andrew couldnt give less of a fuck about jean which is funny as all fuck#two bugs placed in the same habitat ignoring each other#the thing with elodie i thought was complicated. i wish we knew some more about her or that shed been mentioned a little earlier#but im assuming thats a topic to be revisited#uuuuuuuh yeah so thats most of it. i think my first thought and the one that sticked out the most to me is that the book felt remarkably#pedestrian#not necessarily in a bad way#it lacked to me one of the main appeals of aftg which were the numerous interesting side characters
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Was talking with my gf last night about PPG ship stuff and realized I've made my self insert a programmer and coder... in a series that takes place within the turn of the century... bro Y2K gonna fucking kill her 😭😭😭
#i had to explain this to my gf so i wouldnt be surprised if a lot of other ppl dont know this. so listen up#at the turn of the century people were justifiably freaking out because many MANY computer programs#were not designed to roll into the year 2000 and beyond. which would destroy decades of data and make so many programs obsolete suddenly#so it took many programmers working long hours to re-code all of this software and make sure it would still WORK#but here's the thing!! they were successful but when nothing DID end up happening everyone was like “oh haha we were worried for nothing!'#BUT THATS NOT TRUE. NOTHING ENDED UP HAPPENING BECAUSE IT TOOK THE HARD WORK OF THOUSANDS#AROUND THE CLOCK TO MAKE SURE THAT CATASTROPHE DIDNT OCCUR!!! WE OWE THEM EVERYTHING#grndjxhr sorry anyway. by making my s/i a coder i realize i have given them this exact issue to deal with 😂#ruby rambles#🍒🧬: emotional processing lag#💜: loving you's a felony
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Learned about a walk-in interview thing to sign up for? It’s on the 28th. 6 different things to sign up for(?), is for getting a job.
I can already feel the anxiety bubbling up in my body :(
It’ll be fine, though. As awkward as it’ll be.
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HAHA HEY LOOK ITS A DRAFT FROM AUGUST 25TH THAT I DIDNT POST
Anyways we (me and bestie) havent been sent the thing for the interview or whatever. We (sys) have been kinda planning to not go anyways tbh. I’m sure it’d have been interesting but also, I’m pretty sure we’re not really prepared for job stuff yet.
#sepiasys.txt#Still scouting volunteer opportunities; only a small handful of places are walking distance. Might sign up for one of em.#We need to remake a resume anyways and bestie still hasn’t worked with us on it; I think maybe he forgot. Which wouldnt be a surprise ngl#Atleast I recovered the old resume/job related stuff we made in senior year. I don’t remember enough of what we did that would count.#I kinda miss the community service stuff we did in middle school(?). I remember one was actually quite fun! It was during a fair I think?#It was at Kenwood elementary I think. Maybe I’m confusing it with the one fall festival at bro’s elem school that one time tho.#All I can think of is face paint and silly entertainment stuff <3 WHY IS THIS ONE OF MY INTERESTS /g#God we saw someone with a balloon animal. Still hung up on it. It looked kinda like a fish from where we stood.#I have repeated the balloon animal thing too many times already lmao BUT I JUST- ITS SO INTERESTING WHERE DID YOU GO TO GET IT AT???
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maybe the reason im so upset about it isnt cuz she broke up wme but because all that waiting over the summer just feels so worthelss now. like i know we couldnt talk as much or be around each other as much but i was waitingall summer like when we get back all we'll do is be together!!!! all of the 'new relationship syndrome especially now that its long distance' stuff will be fixed when we get back!! but were over and theres no chanec of fixing it because were over and its just like what if we waited what if we just figured it out for another few weeksand see where it went form there
#its not just that its also cuz she knew she wouldnt have a lot oftiem in the semester & also shes entitled to her experiences but its like#all summer we talked aboutall the things wed do together whenwe got back to campus so its like#all of that imagining is going to waste you know. and it makes me really really sad#cuz we had so many plans only for all of them to go in the air a week before school starts#and i guess i feel let down about all of it (which isnt her fault) because why did we say all that only for us to break up :(#and she told me breaking up was something sehd only recently started thinking about so its like#the emotional part of me is wondering why cant we just wait it out for a few weeks and find out of this is really worth saving you know#cuz it just feels so sudden like we werent meant to end just yet#it doesnt feel right. like we literally only just started you know#and she said she didnt feel like dragging me along whiel she figured shit out#which is kind btu i guess to me its like i would prefer being dragged along because at least then ill start to feel the pain of it too#cuz where we are right now i didnt even feel any sort of weirdness i thought everything was going so well#like id rather break up when i do feel something bad#not BEFORE i feel something bad you know???#but also its more than just about that. like she told me that she felt werid and i dont think she would have broken up with me for no reaso#like im sure she did it becuase she felt right about it and im not mad at her about it#im just really really sad cuz i really thought we were doing so good. like just last week she was saying how much she missedme#sorry ugh i know im ranting so much about it but i dont feel like bringing this up with my friends yet cuz its just so embarrinsg being lik#hey so you know how totally obsessed we were with each other. well we broke up not even 5 months later haha so embarrsing#like it all just feels like... what did we do all that for!!! what did we spend all summer telling each other we loved each other for!#but again just cuz i didnt feel like it was the end doesnt mean she didn't. she did say she felt werid but ughhhh i dont fucking know#im just really surprised and sad about it
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i gave you a life
#TAKING NOTES#in contrast to the hollstein story which is fairly complete theres MUCH to dive into here#'you used to worship me'#im definitely mentally comparing to the early travelling years of tecteun and the child#i dont think it's said or even implied in the show -maybe the book contradicts it- but i do think mother was involved in carmillas murder#like i think she goes around and when she finds someone suitable she turns them and recruits them#basically what happened with danny right?#and she was murdered by the zetas im not sure if they were already working for the dean at that point#but i wouldnt be surprised if that was and still sometimes is her mo#see someone she likes. someone malleable someone useful someone young and pretty who would be good at seducing sacrifices#and have them killed so she can swoop in the saviour#wait oh my god it was her BIRTHDAY?? thats so sad oh my god#in the movie it sounds a bit like thats the first rebirthday they celebrate but im just gonna headcanon laura did that from the first year#and that that just becomes her birthday bc her actual birthday was also her death day and kind of depressing#and then when carmilla turns vampire again they probably keep that one#carmillaposting
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i've always found it odd that stone knows everything and yet their plan failed so hard. like there's no way in hell that was the optimal sequence of events to rescue the contestants. maybe they aren't as omniscient as they claim.
the way i see, they actually ARE as omniscient as they say they are!! the thing is, is that it seems that their ability to know future events isnt set in stone (pun not intended), because it also accounts for EVERY variation of events, every way a person could act, how stone THEMSELF acts (given that stone DID predict most things, down to who would be the best people to have eliminated first, that the lightning on the smokestack would kill liam and bryce, etc, but also, stone is shown having to check what others are doing, likely to gauge what possibilities are currently possible based on the environment, to check how things are developing). because he can see everything and every possibility, he can STEER things a certain way, but i dont think that actually enables them to get things towards the Best outcome. i think stone was also operating on the best possible outcomes, but that said outcomes are EXTREMELY hard to put into place exactly, and had to cast a wider net that allowed for the best possible chance of things at least mostly turning out okay, rather than anything highly specific that would ACTUALLY be the best outcome
stone themself can alter events, but he cant fully account for how others will act, because there are infinite possibilities. they just had to pick the best ones, and hope for the best. hell, we dont actually know IF liam this was what stone wanted. the note with the five on it kinda indicates that the outcome was mostly the same, but who knows if everything was how 100% how stone intended. there are hundreds of ways liam couldve interpretted the notes, stone just had to set him on a path where it was more likely that things would turn out okay (and i think statistically there WOULDVE been at least ONE course of events that wouldve turned out good for everyone, but while it exists, i dont think stone had the power to put it into action all on their own. they cannot account for others, only nudge people as best they can)
#ask#for me ive never seen it as stone knowing one predetermined set of events#bc that is a weird form of precognition that appears often but i think it doesnt perfectly account for the fact that#the person WITH the ability could directly affect the possible outcomes#stone seems to have a form of precognition that isnt just one path#or a few possible paths#but infinitely many#because if you know everything you also have to know what everything COULD be#and he simply has to gauge the frequency better things happens#and hope for the best#simply put: i think stone is all-knowing but not all-powerful#i think they did the best they could but unfortunately they werent given much to work with#i think a lot of the events that yielded the best results were also based around people acting less predictably#inherently making the best course of events super unlikely#which i imagine hed only know what happened for sure once it HAD happened#so i think. they wouldve been back in their world when he would Find Out. but i think hed get little mental updates on how things wer going#but generally. i think they did the best they could. but i wouldnt be surprised if they felt a bit guilty that this was all they could do#this is long but i hope this was a clear response!!!#i could see the outcome not being perfect being an indicator that they arent actually omniscent but i actually see it as the opposite#given the rest of the information we have about them too
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#i am crashing so hard today lmao i was up until 2am after watching the episodes and feeding the baby#then baby woke up at 4. hand to wife go back to sleep. baby woke up again at 6. and then i was up.#and then i had the worlds most boring meeting from 8 to 9. this is usually when i would be getting the kids ready for the day#so instead my wife did all of it while i was in worlds most boring meeting#then at 10am. i had to be part of a panel interview for a new engineer#someone to help ME with MY work!#but the interview was a live coding session conducted by staff+ level developers. NOT automation engineers#and they were so fucking hard on this poor guy omg. this guy whose resume is fucking perfect#he seemed so nice too. and he did his best#but even a fulltime ios engineer would struggle to implement such a data structure#its totally unreasonable to expect it of an automation engineer#and i had to be on the side in our chat trying to defend this guy like. look. i wouldnt be able to do this either#and for my interview i didnt have to! i wrote unit tests for that data structure which was already implemented#they seemed surprised and asked who did my interview. like holy shit you guys didnt even check?#you didnt even think to yourself 'i wonder if the automation engineers use different interview problems'????? omg#anyway i didnt mean to vent so much about that but#im just saying. my dopamine is all fucked up today lmao i'm struggling y'all
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hrrg i had a weird sleep last night where i woke up in the middle of the night and just felt Weird and now anxious its gonna happen again and. Weh
#considering i did tjis for.years when i was younger. it wouldnt be surprising. just urg >:(#idk. weh. sleep you are a bastard#sleep has just been. Weird lately its always weird.bit extea weird#ive been dreaming way more which i really dont dream often and idk#bleh. i hate sleep
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I say villain because he tortured and killed multiple people
But it’s okay guys
He eventually becomes good and ends up fucking a plant, so it’s okay
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#AGAIN THIS IS A SITUATION IN WHICH. I DONT KNOW THIS MAN.#YOU COULD JUST BE MAKING SHIT UP AND IM BELIEVING YOU LIKE A FOOL#BUT ITS DOCTOR WHO SO. I CANT EVEN BE SURE. I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF HE DID.#i mean nine tried to fuck a plant. tree lady.#like brother like brother i guess#ask#🌈
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hope you're proud of the things you've normalized because you just cant accept you did anything wrong
#instead of being like 'yeah i was toxic and wrong for this' you'd rather try to find ANY excuse you can to justify the things you do#and believe and then you normalize acting that way to your followers who normalize it to their friends and then your popularity on tumblr#means even more people see your dipshit dumbass lack-of-critical-thought ass takes and absorb it too bc people on here are dumb#and see a popular post and think that means its correct#hope you're proud. hope it doesnt backfire on you. but we both know it will. all because you cant accept what you did.#all bc you'd prefer to be a compulsive liar bc you're too much of a coward to face yourself.#how long will you keep running away and burning everyone in your path to you realize you're holding the lighter?#hell- its not even just realizing you're holding the lighter- its also accepting you're being a shit person for burning people#instead of continuing to make excuses to do it.#but of course. that would require you actually feeling bad for your actions#yknow. instead of doing it in that narcissistic bojack sort of way.#which isnt actually feeling bad for how you hurt others- more feeling bad you were caught#idk. maybe you just dont have the capacity. wouldnt surprise me.
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Found this while going through my fanfic files, and i absolutely had to share.
Danny: i want in
Red robin: …what?
Danny: your bat family. I want in.
Red robin, blinking in surprise: i dont know what you think you know about my associates, but we're not-
Danny: dont be obtuse. I know youre the smart one. And i also know that your all one big relatively happy family. I want in.
Red robin: …why?
Danny: because you guys are the first people ive found that are wealthy, intelligent and powerful enough to take on my fruitloop godfather and win AND are decent enough human beings that i can be assured that when all is said and done, my well-being will remain a top priority.
Orphan, appearing out of nowhere: new brother!
Danny: *stares in shock*
Danny: *sudden uncanny grin* well that's one convinced. How do i win over the rest?
Orphan: no need. New brother!
Red robin: *pointed glance of betrayal* fine. Who is your godfather?
Danny: vlad masters. He's a fruitloop.
Red robin: for real? B's been investigating him for years! Tell me everything! *genuinely excited for a new lead*
Danny: well, he's tried to murder my dad and marry my mom, gained his wealth illegally, committed voting fraud to become the mayor of my hometown, has a secret underground lab where he does unethical experiments, and he's abducted me more than a dozen times even before my parents disowned me to make me his evil apprentice or whatever. Now that im homeless, he's literally out to get me. Oh! And he's cloned me too! She's cool though, we're buddies now.
Batman, who just arrived but heard everything over comms: hn. (Translation: who are you?)
Danny: my name is Danny. No last name anymore, but im hoping itll soon be Wayne! *winking suggestively*
Batman: hn? (how much do you know?)
Danny: enough to know that youre a much better alternative to vlad.
Batman: …hn (i dont know anything about you. What if youre a spy for vlad?)
Danny, giving his salesman pitch: i was a teen vigilante in amity park before i had to run away from home for my own safety. Vlad is one of my rogues. I know how to fight and defend myself, how to minimize collateral damage in a fight, and ive gotten really good and escaping kidnapping attempts. Ive also managed to reform and/or make allies out of approximately half of my rogues and can talk down about 30% of all rogue confrontations before they turn into a messy fight. The other things i can bring to the table are: one, i can teach all of you guys proper liminality self care; two, i can probably minimize and possibly cure red hood's anger issues; three, i can get along with stabby robin because i consider fighting a friendly social interaction - he can even stab me and i wont be injured by it; four, i can be your go-to guy for supernatural cases so you no longer have to deal with that sad trenchcoat man; five-
Red robin: *blurting* youre hired.
Batman: hn (i am deeply concerned)
Danny: if youre concerned now, wait until i tell you about the anti ecto control act
Nightwing, who showed up in the middle of the sales pitch: ive never seen anyone crack B's grunt language so quickly
Danny: grunt language? He's just using ghost speak - which will be covered by the liminality self care lessons
Robin, who arrived with batman: what is a liminal?
Danny: all of you, of course! Otherwise you wouldnt need to learn about it, obviously
Robin: and why would we trust you?
Danny: did i mention i have a pet ghost dog?
Robin: …you drive a hard bargain
Danny, fist pumping: yes! That's three!
Nightwing: four, you got me when you could understand B's grunting
Red Hood, arrived with nightwing: five, assuming you arent lying about the pit rage
Danny, hand to his chest: i would never!
Orphan: honesty. Earnest. New brother.
Oracle, over comms: six. The anti ecto acts are legit and im terrified for his safety, assuming he's phantom, who is the vigilante of amity park
Spoiler, arrived with orphan: seven, as long as youre down for a few pranks
Batman: hn (ive been outvoted)
Batman: hnn (i dont wanna hear any jokes about adoption habits when you all forced my hand)
Batman: hn (that said)
Batman: welcome to the family
Duke, the next day: man, i miss out on everything exciting.
Duke, blinded by danny: and who the fuck told bruce he could adopt the fucking sun?!
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