#which apparently is also now responsible for the cass aken tag

[drkineildwicks]

Yes I will shenanigan until some Tumblr limit makes me stop XD

Obake would definitely be the proud dad, Tadashi would be all sorts of concerned because dangit even the cat is bottled chaos

Tadashi enjoys hanging out with his friends because as far as he’s concerned they’re ‘normal’ so he really has no idea how to handle Fred’s dad being a superhero

Tadashi: anyone else have anything they’d like to declare?

Honey Lemon: I have a baby cousin who says he sees our dead relatives but he’s like twelve and super-hyper.

I do remember—that was the time I got my parents to watch the show and posted about it XD

The whole family is just barely contained chaos I found a screenshot of a muddy Hiro with no backup or nothing legit getting ready to throw down with Monster!Ned and that has to come from somewhere

Tadashi, when he finally snaps and goes feral, makes Obake weep tears of joy because finally, we’re connecting

Obake’s torn when it comes to Olivia because on the one hand he’s ambivalent about Fred and disgusted at Mole BUT this is a good excuse to bust out the popcorn and obnoxious straws again Cass you are failing me in the entertainment department

He’s probably more concerned with Fred coming in and flopping down on the table do it on the floor like a normal person

I do think we’d skip the whole Fredrique thing because Tadashi would yeet Mole out of the café and tell Fred yeah we’re not doing that

OH WAIT—Supersonic Sue and Supersonic Stu XD

Sue’s more willing to play by The Rules than Steamer and has declared Gogo her nemesis-in-training, she’s filed the papers and everything

Gogo is fine with this, Tadashi isn’t sure what to make about Sue and Stu coming into the café for cookies, Sue and Stu are the only ones cool with the idea of Hiro having his own pair of rocket skates

Cass questions why there’s paperwork and Obake tells her he honestly thought that would deter people

Oh gosh the plot of “Big Hero Seven” would go off the rails once Obake found out—first half would be Tadashi and Hiro going do NOT let Uncle Bob know, second half would be I hate the fact that we have to RESCUE Richardson but what can you do

Gogo: Not rescue him?

Obake also vibes with Gogo she’s like the only one who is not surprised at the fact that he’s a supervillain

That time he rocked in announcing that for personal reasons I will be destroying the city, her knee-jerk response was mood

4 2 Sing probably gets a flat what from him XD

And then he tells Cass that he’ll be hiding in his lair until this all blows over

Cass: don’t you leave me alone with this

Maybe he (or Hiro, or Trina, or Tadashi) reprograms the dragon so NBB and his sibs have a dragon-sib

It ends up being good advertising for 4 2 Sing too so that backfired XD

OH, RISHI

At this point Granville is like why do I attract these kids

And it’s the question of do I have Hiro mentor him to calm the both of them down or is that a bad idea because then the chaos multiplies?

It’s the latter

Hiro gets aggravated by Rishi (his font of patience is much shallower in the AU) and declares him his new nemesis

Obake’s response to this is good you needed a new one after you friendzoned Karmi

Honey Lemon and Cass both term the shift from nemesis to friend as upgraded to friend status but Obake prefers a good nemesis those are so hard to find

Hiro mentors Rishi all right, but it’s primarily in how to be a proper nemesis, Rishi thinks he’s kinda nuts and WHY would I care what your uncle thinks?

AND THEN UNCLE BOB SHOWS UP

“No, no, this scheme is poorly researched and ill-planned, fail, try again, once more from the top”

The good news is, the boys are learning new things and how to build a better mousetrap

The bad news is, Granville is buying stock in migraine medication

Chaos everywhere XD

(SFIT is doomed to catch fire a second time, she just knows it)

Been thinking and….

AU where Cass and Obake are siblings

So just picture her raising her nephews with occasional chaotic input from their ‘weird uncle Bob’

Whom she doesn’t DARE let babysit anymore because 1) he never says no and 2) he also happily enables the chaos

And totally lets the boys play with the chainsaw

Forget the fact that she doesn’t know WHERE it came from, for some reason they have one now

Also Obake keeps letting Hiro go on ‘supervised visits’ to Good Luck Alley

And of all his ��friends’ Felony Carl is honestly the only one she trusts to take care of kids despite being called ‘Felony’ Carl

Felony Carl is forever the mom friend no matter what situation I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

Basically Obake and Cass have the same sibling dynamic that Jon and Evvie do in The Mummy

“You lied to me!”

“So? I lie to everyone!”

“I’m your sister!”

“That just makes you more gullible!”

They take the mickey out of each other Cass never lets him forget about that time he blew up his college and Obake never lets her forget the time she stabbed a dude

“It was an ACCIDENT”

And yet they’re also ride-or-die and would totally help each other hide the body

The boys’ mom was the responsible one so basically it’s two feral gremlins trying to raise two feral gremlins

Hiro declares revenge on someone and Obake helps him brainstorm

Hiro graduates at thirteen and everyone in the school system is glad to see the back end of him AND his uncle

Tadashi graduated early too you don’t have a supergenius for a relative AND bad math grades

Hiro just graduated earlier because he vibes more with Obake

Obake and Cass are both aware of the family resemblance and have concerns

Cass more than Obake, Obake is more like Mushu on our little baby’s all grown up and destroying people

Tadashi is AGGRESSIVELY nice and responsible in an attempt to counterbalance his uncle

Who likes to say that SFIT wasn’t the same since he left

Cass: that’s what being reduced to rubble generally does, yes

Obake: do you MIND???

Yes she’s aware her brother is a supervillain but she’d like to keep the boys from knowing

So basically Tadashi and Hiro are like the youngest members of a crime syndicate without being aware of it

They secretly suspect

So do Tadashi’s friends

Wait what do you mean your weird uncle is a scary crime boss?

Also Cass has informed Obake that he has to give her at least twenty-four hours’ notice before he does anything catastrophic

Obake: define catastrophic

Cass: blowing up the city, reversing street signs, stealing people’s left shoes…basically stop and ask yourself ‘will this cause Cass to punch me’ and if the answer’s ‘yes’ don’t do it

Obake: if I asked myself that I’d never get anything done

Basically I want chaos sibs who are suddenly responsible for small humans and have no idea how to go about that

If we can’t call her Cass Hamada y’all’d best be prepared for the consequences

[drkineildwicks]

I KNOW SHAME ON ME

While we’re talking about Obake and characters I haven’t mentioned yet:

Obake has this whole conniption when he finds out that Fred’s dad is Boss Awesome

Calls him up because he got BA’s number from his sister Elaine (because of course BA would consider her a superhero)

Obake is also kind of peeved at this because dangit Elaine I can get on these peoples’ radar ON MY OWN THANK YOU

(Mr. and Mrs. Aken were very concerned while the kids were growing up and HOPING that this was a phase)

(it was not)

BA is all just hi Bob

Obake: Do you MIND???

BA: well our kids are friends so sticking with the formalities at this point is kind of awkward

Also Cass walks by while he’s on the phone and goes Is that Boss Awesome?  Say hi for me will you?

Obake, grumbling: Cass says hi.

Obake also calls him up in a whole fit when Steamer shows up again because Steamer doesn’t play nice by his rules he has them printed up at this point and everything

Meantime BA’s all the kids can totally take Steamer don’t sweat it

I bet Boss Awesome’s files is how Fred finds out ‘uncle Bob’ is actually supervillain Obake and he confronts Tadashi and Tadashi is like ???  Yeah???  It’s why I wanted to start this whole thing

Meantime Obake snitches the files and starts reading through them and THIS is how he finds out Fred’s dad is Boss Awesome

Speaking of not playing by the rules Sparkles is probably who gets Dr. Amara on Obake’s trail to begin with

“Oh yeah we’ve got a whole thing going on he’s got a hit out on me for stealing his sister’s cat—you know Slow Clap Cat?”

Mochi might be Cass’s cat but he likes to sit in Obake’s lap when he works on his stuff there

Also random fluff: Hiro had the habit of crawling into bed with one of the other family members when he had a bad dream, his reasoning for Obake when he stayed over is you come with a built-in nightlight

Obake: that’s not what that is but fair

Matter of fact that episode where Fred loses Mochi would probably have Obake throwing him out of the café like Uncle Phil yeeting Jazz and yelling YOU BRING BACK MY SISTER’S CAT OR SO HELP ME—

Yes Obake would have totally gotten rid of Trevor if he had known

Hiro and Tadashi piece it together from their respective convos and go yeah we must never tell Uncle Bob

Yes XD  I’m thinking she was trying to rein in the crazy so she bans Obake

Oh I like that—and then she goes into her office one morning and there’s Obake, sitting at her desk with one of the dismantled security bots and a grin going hi there!

Granville: I should be glad I got five minutes of peace, it seems

She has changed the locks three times and he still finds a way in

He tries using the excuse that he’s an alumni but she points out that technically, he never graduated

Blowing up the campus is an automatic fail, apparently

Ooh yes—he gives NBB back but he doesn’t put the wiring quite back in order so NBB is still Lovable Mascot™ but still goes off to cause chaos and adopt his robot sibs

The respective companies would have problems with this if it weren’t for the fact that this is some good advertisement

That is a good name—I’ve kinda skimmed around naming him in my fics because until season 3 he was a one-shot wonder (one of my other fic series, Obake Itoko, has Hiro comparing the kid with Obake because Similar Vibes XD)

Oh yes please I’d love to see what you think of it *eager flailing*  And aww, thank you! *blushes*

Been thinking and….

AU where Cass and Obake are siblings

So just picture her raising her nephews with occasional chaotic input from their ‘weird uncle Bob’

Whom she doesn’t DARE let babysit anymore because 1) he never says no and 2) he also happily enables the chaos

And totally lets the boys play with the chainsaw

Forget the fact that she doesn’t know WHERE it came from, for some reason they have one now

Also Obake keeps letting Hiro go on ‘supervised visits’ to Good Luck Alley

And of all his ‘friends’ Felony Carl is honestly the only one she trusts to take care of kids despite being called ‘Felony’ Carl

Felony Carl is forever the mom friend no matter what situation I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

Basically Obake and Cass have the same sibling dynamic that Jon and Evvie do in The Mummy

“You lied to me!”

“So? I lie to everyone!”

“I’m your sister!”

“That just makes you more gullible!”

They take the mickey out of each other Cass never lets him forget about that time he blew up his college and Obake never lets her forget the time she stabbed a dude

“It was an ACCIDENT”

And yet they’re also ride-or-die and would totally help each other hide the body

The boys’ mom was the responsible one so basically it’s two feral gremlins trying to raise two feral gremlins

Hiro declares revenge on someone and Obake helps him brainstorm

Hiro graduates at thirteen and everyone in the school system is glad to see the back end of him AND his uncle

Tadashi graduated early too you don’t have a supergenius for a relative AND bad math grades

Hiro just graduated earlier because he vibes more with Obake

Obake and Cass are both aware of the family resemblance and have concerns

Cass more than Obake, Obake is more like Mushu on our little baby’s all grown up and destroying people

Tadashi is AGGRESSIVELY nice and responsible in an attempt to counterbalance his uncle

Who likes to say that SFIT wasn’t the same since he left

Cass: that’s what being reduced to rubble generally does, yes

Obake: do you MIND???

Yes she’s aware her brother is a supervillain but she’d like to keep the boys from knowing

So basically Tadashi and Hiro are like the youngest members of a crime syndicate without being aware of it

They secretly suspect

So do Tadashi’s friends

Wait what do you mean your weird uncle is a scary crime boss?

Also Cass has informed Obake that he has to give her at least twenty-four hours’ notice before he does anything catastrophic

Obake: define catastrophic

Cass: blowing up the city, reversing street signs, stealing people’s left shoes…basically stop and ask yourself ‘will this cause Cass to punch me’ and if the answer’s ‘yes’ don’t do it

Obake: if I asked myself that I’d never get anything done

Basically I want chaos sibs who are suddenly responsible for small humans and have no idea how to go about that

If we can’t call her Cass Hamada y’all’d best be prepared for the consequences