#which I have to come up with a workaround for cause I still wanna write that scene cause I love it so much

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Right but as I am writing the Wall E AU I keep finding plotholes in both the film and in my interpretation and god its driving me up the bend

Like- yk how all of earths population is living in space at that point? Thats alot of bloody ships and now I've gotta come up with an explanation for it because they dont properly explain it in the film but then I was doing some research on it and then I found out that in film canon there was a climate disaster which wiped out over half of the worlds population and thats why theres not as many ships,

BUT I CANT BLOODY WRITE THAT PLOTPOINT BECAUSE THE WALL E'S IN MY FIC ARE HUMAN SO THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT TOO IF THERE WAS A CLIMATE DISASTER

godddd why've I decided to make this fic more complicated than it needs to be its literally Silly Red dwarf guys but Silly Wall E robots, I dont know why ive done this to myself wtf

Anyway I'm probably gonna try and ignore that plothole and let it sit in a corner while I continue to write lolll

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Ok, so, imagine this.

A Zelda AU or game or fic or something, where the three Triforce people are friends (how original, I know). Hear me out tho. It's gonna get extremely emotional (hopefully).

It starts like a whole bunch of years in the future. Like, so long that nobody remembers the legend of the Triforce, or the goddesses, or anything, except for maybe like 1 or 2 historians or something who believe it as myth. Maybe kinda like a BOTW world but before the Calamity, and with no Guardians or stuff. All the kingdoms are generally at peace or whatever, and Hyrule is the main one.

So, the Gerudo's birth a man, their first in however many years (it's Ganondorf). They have no idea what's going on, or why is happening and shit, so they talk with their elder, and they're confused too, so they go to Hyrule Kingdom, and they don't know what's going on. Nobody knows what's happened, but the Hyrule Kingdom is also celebrating the recent birth of a princess (it's Zelda), so they set up meetings to talk about this, and the two kids get to know eachother after a while. Also, some random other kid is born around the same time (it's Link).

So, Zelda and Ganondorf hang out and become friends, and Link is born to a travelling family of merchants or something, just to get him moving around and training to survive, and he meets Ganondorf and Zelda among his travels as kids at different points. eventually Link and his family settle down in Hyrule, and he grows up there from like 6-7 onwards. He sees Ganondorf coming in every once in a while, so they hang out and become friends. Ganondorf is usually coming with his family now that they know the royal family, and the two hang out, meaning Zelda and Ganondorf hang out. So Ganondorf makes Zelda and Link meet, and the two know eachother a little bit, so the three become friends.

They become super close friends, like REALLY close, cause they're the only people who aren't family who don't treat eachother differently, as Zelda is royalty, Link is mute, and Ganondorf is a Gerudo man. They grow up together, with Zelda on track to becoming queen, Ganondorf on track to becoming king, and Link being a commander or head guard or some shit. They're all extremely close, and good people, and it seems like the legend won't happen, not that people know about it anyways.

But you can't go against fate.

One of the advisors the king is visited by one of the historians or some shit who know about the legend of the Triforce, Hylia, and Demise, and how the man born into the Gerudo's will cause chaos or something. So, the advisor, tells the king and queen, and they get scared. Slowly they start to dissuade Zelda from seeing Ganondorf, thinking he's bad. She doesn't listen, so they get more drastic, like not allowing him into the kingdom, them not allowing Gerudos in, then stopping trade with them, and other stuff like that. Both Zelda and Link get mad with this, so they find workarounds to keep hanging out with Ganondorf.

Ganondorf and his people are really mad about this, but they don't do anything, hoping it'll blow over, cause they don't wanna start a war. Zelda and Link let him know they're against this.

Eventually, the historian and advisor convince the King and Queen to take action, so they do. They send in someone secretly to set fire to Gerudo Town. The entire city gets lit aflame, and about half the people or something make it out. the other half die. Ganondorf and his family makes it out. The king and queen, trying to save face or something, offer refuge in Hyrule, and offer apologies for not letting them in. With nowhere else to go, they all go there.

Ganondorf is devastated, so the three end up living together, and things seem to be going better. Then, Gerudo people start dying left and right. No one knows what's going on, a d eventually, Ganondorf's family is killed. Just as Ganondorf is about to be killed himself, the last living Gerudo, he manages to capture the attacker, who says it was the king and queen who not only hired him to kill the people in the town, but set fire to Gerudo Town.

Of course, Ganondorf is mad. He activates Ganon mode or something and goes on a rampage. Link and Zelda manage to calm him down, but not before he destroys part of the city. The king and queen banish him, and put a bounty on his head. Link and Zelda, furious at Hyrule, chase after him.

Eventually, they all meet, and talk about everything. How Ganondorf's family and people were killed, how he has a bounty, and how they came looking for him. Ganondorf asks how Zelda could let this happen. She says she didn't know about it. Ganondorf doesn't believe her. They fight, and they ask Link to choose a side. He picks Zelda.

Ganondorf with tears in his eyes says he's done. He's not gonna be nice. If people see him as a villain, then he'll be a villain. They try to talk him out of it, but he doesn't listen. He hits Link on accident, and he runs away in horror at what he's done. The two go back.

They tell the king and queen what happened, and they say they knew he was always evil. Link and Zelda counter, saying he was never evil, still isn't, just angry at the world and misguided. The advisor and historian walk in, and talk about the legend, and how they need to stop the evil before he can destroy everything. They say he's not evil. The historian convinces them to go out and activate their Triforce pieces to fulfill the prophecy.

They go out, link goes dungeon crawling like in the games, and Zelda does some soul searching or something, and they do it. Ganondorf also activates his by sheer anger and training or something.

They come back, and the historian reveals herself to be a messenger of the goddesses. She was planted to make sure the prophecy was fulfilled. She gave the ideas to outcast Ganondorf and the Gerudo's, she brought the person to set fire to Gerudo Town, and she hired the person who went around killing the Gerudo's. She reveals the goddesses influenced the king and queen to do this, because they need their prophecy to be fulfilled, no matter how cruel they need to be. They release the king and queen, and they feel ashamed at what they've done.

Just as Link and Zelda are in the middle of exploding at everyone in the room, there's a loud crash outside. They go out and they see Ganon rampaging in Hyrule. They go out to try to talk to him, but they can't.

So they have to fight him. They don't want to, but they do. And they win. They subdue him, but they don't kill him. He reverts back to Ganondorf, injured, but awake.

He yells at them to finish him off, they refuse. They let out all of their frustrations, their anger at everything for eachother, and what has happened to them. How the world, the goddesses, everything, has ruined all of their lives. How they just wanted to live their lives, be friends, and how they can't. How the goddesses forced them to fulfill a destiny which only caused them pain.

How even though he wants to, Ganondorf can't give up on his revenge. He knows how much it'll hurt everyone, how much it'll hurt his friends, himself, but he can't stop now. He's gone too far. He only wants his people back.

How Zelda doesn't want to be a ruler. How much she doesn't want to lead a kingdom that committed genocide on an innocent people, but she knows she has to, if only to make up for their mistakes. She only wants her innocence back.

How Link doesn't want to kill his friend. His friend who only knew hardships, and came out a good person, but was forced to be evil by some people who play with lives. He doesn't want to, but he knows he has to, it's his destiny. He only wants his friends back.

So they fight. They fight with the pain and anguish that they were pawns on someone else's game, and they have to suffer for it. There's no reason for it, but they have to, and it hurts. And Link wins. Ganondorf smiles, and Link and Zelda cry. And Ganondorf dies.

The historian disappears. The king and queen relinquish the throne to Zelda. She rules over Hyrule, only trying to right the wrongs of her people.

Link left hyrule, and just wanders. Like his family used to do, he lives alone and in the wild, but never visits Hyrule or the remains of Gerudo Town. He just walks.

And somewhere, a lone escaped Gerudo Lady gives birth to a beautiful Gerudo daughter.

And the cycle continues.

This is probably really incoherent and also already done and also not very good, but I've just wanted to get this idea I've had out into the world.

I would def have a lot more fluff b/w the trio before shit goes down, and I would write a lot better (hopefully) when it's actually a story.

Let me know if it's any good, and what changes I should make, and what I could add. Also lemme know about other similar stories, cause I wanna read them.

If u read through all this word garbage, thanks :).

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Chat Blanc theory time

watched the trailer a bunch, looked at a buncha people’s theories, and i ended up with a theory that i’ve gotta pen down just to see later (in a month T-T) how much i got right, if anything

EDIT: OH BOY even just from the second trailer ahahaha i got it wrooong

but if you wanna see some stuff to maybe make you go ‘hm’ and bring a diff perspective for your theory you can keep reading haha:

marinette finally gets up the courage to write out her feelings to adrien, but for some reason decides the best way to deliver it is by having it mysteriously appear on his pillow. but it’ll be easy- just in and out through the window real quick, nobody’ll know right

cept adrien sees her leave

he reads the letter, finally puts two and two together and is so heckin happy that ladybug likes him back!!!!!!

but then we get this shot, and see that an akuma is heading for marinette. (also her hair’s down!! important!!)

here’s my bet, and it’s that adrien’s just so gosh-darned happy that when he gets the chance to talk to her later about the letter, he, at some point, mentions that she’s ladybug.

and she freaks.

nobody’s supposed to know who she is, and tikki and plagg both have stated that were anybody ever to find out who they were, they’d have to stop being miraculous holders. so what she’s boutta cry about, and therefore what set off hawkmoth’s Negative Emotions Radar, is that she can’t be ladybug anymore because she went and ruint it for herself.

also adrien transforms mid-run right in front of gorilla, who would no doubt report that to gabriel, not knowing it’s hawkmoth. ...maybe not knowing that it’s hawkmoth. but at any rate, gorilla sees this happen and for one reason or another, he communicates it to gabriel.

he saves ladybug from being akumatized, yay

but gabriel knows, and decides to appeal to his son’s emotions in order to gain his support

so he shows him emilie and reveals the why behind his constant plaguing of paris with supervillains

this gets chat’s support

he goes and tells ladybug about it, thinking that hey it’s for a good cause, i’ll get my mom back, we can be done with hawkmoth, and we can have normal lives again and it’ll be great!!!! happy boi

but ladybug is the only one of the two that knows the consequences of using the miraculous like that, and is firmly against giving the miraculouses to hawkmoth. adrien can be stubborn, and he tries to get ladybug to budge a little bit, trying to find a workaround, hey we’ll figure something out maybe, and marinette is refusing to even consider it because she is also very stubborn.

this sets ladybug and chat noir against each other, and chat gets upset that ladybug doesn’t seem to want him to have his mom back, and he decides that he’ll just get her miraculous himself and show her that it’ll work and everything’ll be ok

hence the akumatization, which i think is more willing on adrien’s part, since he’s now eager to help his dad bring his mom back.

neither of them account for what would happen when one of the two most powerful miraculous holders gets akumatized, and it ends horridly for everyone involved:

so alix has to go get past ladybug- whether it’s because current ladybug is dead or in hiding, could be either, but the result is still the same- to fix the mess chat blanc made

once everything’s all said and done and fixed and ladybug miraculouses everything back to being not-flooded and rezzes the entire population of paris, they sit and figure out how best to prevent what happened, and ladybug comes to the conclusion that it all started with the letter.

so bunnix wooshes her back to prevent herself from giving adrien the letter and it’s all oblivio’d so that none of it actually happens and adrien’s remark about never having seen marinette’s hair down in love eater is true because no reveal ever happened (: hahahahhaha yaaaaaay

i am hoping that she, at the end of the episode, at least decides to still deliver the letter but like. as a normal person. through the mailbox. like normal people do.