#which I guess barely gets you two of those plant upgrades when you get them up to level five

[catcatb0y]

They changed the Show Missions to eighty percent coins (pretty much useless) and the Premium Pass to Wish Pieces?? What the hell??

Like, it's not just the layout, these rewards are worse, right?

They're also spaced out so much worse please tell me this isn't the new norm.

[worldsover]

Judgement to the Desiccated ft. Karina

length ✦ 5573

genres ✧ sm type future; asphyxiation; blackmail; virtual_servant!Karina;

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Air did a poor job of not being polluted so Lee Soo Man flooded the world instead. The man himself certainly must be long gone and could not have been in charge of that decision but the legacy of his company far exceeds the legacy of any other human collective in history. Once on this planet, gas was the fluid of choice for respiration and breathing was an unconscious reflex. Now there’s Aether by SM. How very on-brand of them to have the liquid air you breathe follow perfume naming conventions.

Open your eyes and exit the sleeping chamber. Aether has you work for each inhalation, it desaturates the color of the bedroom—maybe there’s a subtle but uncomfortable tinge of yellow—and it makes your nose itch. Your muscles wield much less force than they used to because of the lack of resistance the fluid provides. Moreover, it smells like hairspray as though the ozone layer is taking sardonic revenge.

Screens impersonating windows track your eyes to ensure realistic parallax, playing the scene of divine blue heavens that could not exist. An azure sky is a reward for those planets that have an atmosphere and a sun for light to scatter. Your walls are either chrome or drywall white and your whole bedroom is plainly decorated just like the day you moved in.

“Etymology of bedroom,” you think out loud, though it falls on no ears.

“Bedroom is a compound noun consisting of bed and room. Bed goes back to Old English bedd ‘sleeping place, plot of ground prepared for plants,’ which goes back to the Germanic-”

Plants and sleep are both strong words to use nowadays. The former doesn’t exist in nature and it seems you’re the only one who bothers with the latter. Faint buzzing distracts you from the AI’s response and signals you to the nano drones that swim throughout the liquid to process carbon dioxide from your lungs. This whole ordeal could’ve been much worse if you didn’t have brain interfaces doing the hard part of controlling your diaphragm. The most you need is a purposeful thought. Still, it gets tiring having to think the same thought every three seconds. In. Out.

Was the metaphorical Soo Man teaching a lesson in perseverance? You love K-pop and imagine it’s how trainees used to practice dancing, singing, being charismatic. Being an idol had to be as natural as breathing air. Inhale and exhale. Right now with any antiquated programming language you clung on to, you could write a single for loop that did the same job. For every three seconds: breathe in, breathe out.

“What’s for breakfast today?” Not loud enough. “What’s for breakfast?” you think it louder.

“Welcome, master. Ae-Karina is ready for service.” It’s quite a kindness for SM to blur the bland dystopia you live in by augmenting reality through your neural device. A bosomy woman in a gold-lined but otherwise modest maid outfit appears from the corner of your eye and she bows. Ae-Karina is bewitching and almost becoming of her basis as its graphics have gradually upgraded over the rotations but you wouldn’t misconstrue the avatar as human.

“I said, what’s for breakfast!” It feels impolite to scream in your head, there’s other residents there, but finally the fridge lights up.

“Of course master. May I remind you eating is unnecessary?”

In. Out. Every day, she does remind you, yes. How kind of the company to put all your nutritional requirements in the new air. Aether goes in then Aether goes out. You wish the thoughts of breathing could fade into the background but they’re just like your cravings for food. Always hungry but never starving, whole though not once satisfied. Your eyes pause at her gorgeous face and she tells you there’s bacon. Take it from your fridge. Bacon goes in. Well, the drones take care of the out.

Your assigned living space is the entire 207th floor of a tower. Two hundred and seven floors below the surface. The neighbor a few floors upstairs says that he thinks living deeper is a sign of status. What a luxury. That guy should check the status of his facial muscles, maybe improve his code that lets him tell lies while he’s at it. A couple hundred flights of stairs to swim up is a useless skeuomorphism of skyscrapers in the days of the sun. In fact they were more than useless, you would've preferred a single vertical hallway as it would have let you propel upwards unimpeded. Each floor is the exact same, a glass door that affords no privacy for its residence, a false tree on each side. At the upper levels, malls, convenience stores and other gaudy retail, but it’s the gyms that mock you that you mock in return. They’re always empty.

Finally reaching the top is no true break even if it is a change in scenery. Inhale. Aether tastes a little different up here. Exhale. Can’t say you like it.

Countless satellites form a parody of the star from which the planet flew away, the false image refracted by the upper boundary of Aether. They can’t take away your memories of this star. Looking up at the sky once blinded you with ultraviolet radiation, burning your cornea. It was beautiful. Now everyone’s decided that if they’re playing the part of corporate dystopia, they might as well fit the aesthetic. In a way, it’s self-fulfilling. They wouldn’t have chosen a neon pink sun to compliment the blue and metallic gloom of the cityscape if it weren’t so ingrained in popular media already.

Still, you would’ve expected Google or Walmart to become the megacorp responsible for the state of the world, not a Korean entertainment company. Must’ve been quite the red paperclip scenario. Instead of material design or utilitarian architecture, tacky artistic structures line the streets. The same advertisements for albums that they’ve been selling for the past however long. It's all so obvious, the city could've been designed from scratch to accommodate new forms of travel and goddamn liquid air but instead they went with futuristic Tokyo.

Dubstep permeates your inner ear implants. A notification informs your thoughts that it’s “Hip-hop EDM dance pop with a strong jungle house groove and urban influences.” It’s dubstep. Liquid carries barely any sound so SM affords the option for implants if you're nostalgic for one of the senses. Even though it’s a slower form of communication than direct neural transfer, the noise comforts you. Of course the company would choose dubstep as their background music, but maybe they make money off refunds somehow. It switches to Ice Cream Cake. Much better.

You walk the not so busy roads towards a short brick warehouse in the distance and heavy rain soaks your clothes. No such thing as weather without the sun and water but it’s all simulated anyway.

A warm Seulgi adlib and you know it’s Psycho that starts playing. No, none of your senses are real. The most you could trust is your vision but even that’s being lied to. You could be living in a vat and fed all these thoughts, but then why make it so mediocre? Not paradise, nor torture but a lukewarm in-between. Guess that's what happens when SM Entertainment manages the post-apocalypse. Good on them for trying. The alternative would be a frozen hellscape without solar radiation. Can’t deny their work with geothermal and nuclear energy to keep the Aether warm so that you didn’t have to live underground for the rest of human history. It’s quite great PR to save humanity.

“Hey now, we’ll be okay,” repeats a few more times than you remember.

The Idea Factory Alpha White Delta Green says the neon tubes lighting the front of the brick and mortar building. Your ID card bears a name but it’s not yours, not until they approve your name change. Those usually get processed faster with how often people liked changing their names.

Sit at a desk with a sterile white keyboard and slick new monitor. Type and empty words appear on the screen: “Think for the many, not for the one. We need to think ahead.” A thumbs up. The company appreciates the input. That’s probably enough work for one day. Some SNSD live stages help the time pass, SM certainly appreciated the streaming numbers and it would net you some social points.

It’s hard to say what comes to mind when they ask you to envision a world without the sun and air, especially since it’s what you’ve known for... Two hundred years? There’s no frame of reference, that much you can tell from when you counted seconds to see how often the satellites completed their orbit. SM really took time to have them propel at random speeds, they love withholding sensitive information like that from citizens. To be fair, time is sensitive. Guess the meaning of that phrase changes like all parts of language.

Look around. Dozens of employees at identical workspaces all try to answer the same questions. Naturally, there’s no need for manual labor anymore but there will never be a replacement for human ingenuity. Nice slogan but you know you’re only here for data. Can’t see a need for customer retention though—what’s the alternative, skip Earth? See you on another planet?

“Hey bro, you come up with anything new?” Dave says. Two desks away, you see the enthusiastic, surprisingly spry man play around with a Newton’s cradle. The balls at each end bounce back and forth, not slowing down their rhythm any time soon.

“I think I got something,” you say, “Earth is not the answer. It can’t be, long term.”

“Ooh, I like that. Actually, I really like that.”

“What are you gonna do, copy me?”

“Of course not. You know how much SM hates plagiarism.” Click. Clack.

“Ha. As if there’s a single original thought left in the world.” Click. Clack. The imaginary sounds of metal spheres bouncing play in your mind. They got the volume wrong, no way it’d sound that loud from that distance. “You’d think with all their resources, they’d have figured out space travel by now.”

“I don’t think they want to leave, bro. Wouldn’t be great for profits.”

Your mouth opens to laugh and causes laugh8942.mp3 to play in Dave’s head. “I love it. SM probably hates that sass too,” you say.

“Oh no, they’re gonna arrest me for thoughtcrimes. Nah, they love creativity, just when it suits them. Also, if they actually did bust you for wrongthink like rumors say, I wouldn’t have this on me.” Dave twirls a finger and points at you and you thank his absurd flair for the histrionic that keeps you amused with such drab work.

“NewDrug.mp6. Would you like to play it?” the dry system voice notifies you.

“Woah woah there tiger, hold on.” Dave must’ve noticed your intrigued eyes and holds his hands up. “You might wanna experience that at home. But if you’re interested in more, ask for chicken parm at the vegan place. You know the one.”

Dave leaves his desk. He doesn’t return. You finish your work. Inspire. Expire. You’d rather not.

In contrast to your commute to work, the roads fill with others on your way home. You have to know. Take solace in the comfort of a bench where a huge McDonald’s arch bathes the surroundings and its people with a yellow glow. Really shouldn’t watch it now, especially if Dave says it’s a home type of watch but you have to know. A family of five watches you pass out. They, along with every other passerby, ignore your still body draped over the chrome outdoor seating as you look like yet another junkie. The title is correct after a fashion, the simulation is some sort of new drug. The details of the exploits that happen in the immersive replay wash over you but you don’t need them to know that it’s the sort of lewd that SM would not allow—at least not publicly and not without the right exorbitant payment.

Suit pants and underwear go straight to the laundry. That must’ve been an embarrassing sight but no one bothered to stop you, so it doesn’t matter. Look up where this vegan place was that Dave so presumptuously assumed you knew about and you find that it’s about four Avengers’ stores down from work. He must’ve eaten there before.

“Yo Dave, just wanna make sure, what’s the name of the vegan place called?”

“What are you talking about, man? You telling me there’s some secret underground farms that SM wouldn’t know about?”

You can’t tell when you got to work, a lack of standardized timing would help as well the haze of living in a monotonous dark. “Nah, I mean, for the-”

“I have no idea,” Dave emphasizes each word, “what you’re talking about.”

“I see.”

Work flies by, unusually.

“Hey, can I get a chicken-”

“Uh, this is Maron’s Veggies Only, it clearly says on the sign.”

Clear your throat. “Parm.”

The shifty part-time worker looks around and rubs his fingers gesturing for money. “No digital.”

Over the counter, you pass him a gold coin stamped with a holographic 1 and he hands you a USB stick and a laptop in return. How old-fashioned.

“It’ll sync with whoever you have set as your avatar experience aspect,” the worker says.

“Thanks.”

Ever vigilant as the patrol is, the alleys are the last place you want to go to hide with the obvious criminal element within them all but you head to one anyway. Dump the anachronistic technology in your storage pocket dimensions. Looking at its contents, you’d have to clean that mess up later, but the more you look like an average slob the better. The biggest problem with the inventories is all the people squatting in them. Inspectors wouldn’t care about the archaic ruins you left in yours.

“Welcome, master. Ae-Karina is ready to service.”

“I’d like to go on a date. A special date.” You highlight the key word special and sit on your living room couch. No one’s going to look in your glass door and regardless, you wouldn’t be the pervert for glimpsing into someone’s home.

“Ah yes, master. Ae-Karina is ready to fully service,” she says with a provocative tint in her tone, her sclera disperses to black to match. A pole drops from the ceiling while parts of her maid outfit dissolve which reveals more of the silky skin of her thighs, her lissom arms and most importantly her overflowing breasts. Ae-Karina wraps her legs around the pole and spins around, teasing fingers trace curves on her body to harden you. Her dance is precise but sultry regardless. She pulls up her short skirt to flaunt more of her ass beneath white panties and then pulls down to flourish her cleavage, not trapped by a bra. “Are you enjoying your maid’s show?”

“Very much so, yes,” you say.

Half of a smile forms before a glitch occurs and she teleports next to you, fully nude. It doesn’t pull you out of the illusion however. You just stare and drink in the splendor of her created body.

“You’re not going to touch?” Ae-Karina says.

A feel of her tits and you find it softer than pillows you used to rest on. Soft isn’t much of a character that exists anymore when the whole world is engulfed in liquid. No one has beds, especially with the rarity of sleep. Therefore, her mounds are a consummate dedication to the texture as you squeeze and pinch at her cute nipples.

Her maid outfit rematerializes as she straddles you. It provides more friction to your pants as she begins her lap dance. The weight of her body dragging across your legs and clothed erection induces your carnal impulses further. If only you could fuck the virtual idol. You have to make do with the imprint of her pussy lips on your bulge sliding up and down. Breath in. Breath out.

Ae-Karina pulls down your boxers and spits on your erection. It's not real but her hands so slick on your cock and you let reality slip. Real is for the past, you have desires gratified in the present. There is no real person nibbling at your neck but your nerves activate in sexual desire without discernment for truth. No, she doesn't love you, but when the voracious mass of ones and zeroes says it loves its master, you say it back.

"I love you."

ILOVEYOU infected ten million computers in 2000. An explosion. Calibration engaging. It’s 1:21 PM, Sunday, July 18, 2286 and hypothetically the sun would be out in its full rage. At this latitude and longitude, you’re at what was once the epicenter of all—Seoul, where a fountain caused a chain reaction allowing the hopeful remnant of a world to exist. It lasted a surprisingly long time without the sun and without Aether but the dying planet would succumb inevitably to the ever-increasing contamination so SM of all corporations took charge. A different kind of chain reaction occurred when they acquired a restaurant chain that discovered the recipe for liquid air. The law is on its way and prepared to punish you to its full extent.

You reel while your ears ring. An even sexier version of the woman you already fantasized about appears from your peripheral vision in the crater of your floor. A skimpy cop outfit, striated with reflective material that seems to wane black at different angles, outlines Karina’s curves. She has a tool belt with absurd gadgets, such as a knife baton hybrid, a taser combined with a spray bottle and a Tamagotchi. None of this is necessary. They could just immediately arrest you, impose limitations on your devices. Sure, SM cloned people to deal with underpopulation, but why Karina would be the enforcer is a whole nother issue. Maybe the entertainment company loves their irony?

“Halt. You’re under arrest. Any resistance will be penalized according to the combined Terms of Service of all SM and SM associated products.”

Fucked anyway, you figure you might as well go for it. Escape into your inventory and only seconds later you’re forced out. You manage to get what you need regardless.

“Violation of access rights will be charged to your account.”

It’s so obvious but there’s a reason you kept so much gold in physical storage. As you swim away, the sides of your apartment start to bubble. Bubbles? Already, your limbs feel unsteady. Something’s wrong in the Aether.

“This is standard procedure for escaping suspects that are indoors. Again, this is all agreed to under the Terms of Service.”

“When the fuck did I ever click accept to that shit?”

“When you were born in this world and decided you want to stay in it,” Karina says out loud. You hear her say it. Your physical ears process the vibrations in the air that come from her mouth. Gravity thwarts your desperate escape as your limp body floats on the limit between liquid and air. The atrophy of your muscles becomes apparent within the gaseous atmosphere. She watches you sink down as the room drains of all the false air though her eyebrows crease when she inspects you closer. Your breaths are involuntary. Despite your muscles shorting out, the force of gravity and the pressure of the gas bearing down on you, you’re breathing and you don’t mean to. Her eyes wander farther down. On your pants, a concrete rod stamps the fabric.

“Oh, you like what you see?”

“Shut up, criminal. Anything you say can and will be used against you.”

“Your pussy,” you say and she scoffs.

“Original.” Karina bites her lip as your erection continues to grow behind its prison. You use all effort to put your hands up.

“Please, miss Karina. I’ve been bad.”

“I could punish you even more for sexual assault.”

“Then do it.”

Heat radiates the room in a way you haven’t felt in a while and droplets of sweat form on each of your bodies, especially on the thighs that her revealing outfit parades. Her facial features contort in deliberation and the wait kills you. You bat your eyes at her before Karina takes off her tight shorts and drops herself into your anticipatory face. This makes no sense but none of this life made any sense so you decide to go with the tides.

Centuries of training your respiration has led to this moment, but when you finally have real air to breathe, you spit at the opportunity and choose to suffocate. Then you spit at her pussy and lap it up. Karina’s nectar transfixes your olfactory glands, for once a smell that isn’t the sterile Aether. Your eyes are mesmerized in parallel because of the perfect design of her pussy, a single crease that leads into her hole that your tongue emphatically explores. Karina spreads her thighs wide to reveal a small nub that craves attention. So give it. Suck and swirl and flick your tongue, and the woman provides you the tight clench of her legs as a gift. And the sounds, rediscovered glorious noise. Loud, almost too loud, and clear is how they assault your ears, even surrounded by the flesh of her thighs. Muffled by the weight of her legs, you hear Karina moan in approval but she’s still clearly in charge with how she chokes you with her legs. This is not about your pleasure but hers, and any satisfaction that you derive is not only incidental but probably punishable by SM copyright law.

Karina squirms her hips subtly on your mouth. Her eyes are sharp and she’s just about to stop your hands from moving but she notices them clasp together.

“I’ll do anything to make you cum, please.” you say sloppily as her pussy juices fill your cheeks and drip down your chin.

“God. I can’t.” She takes deep, contemplative breaths. ”That’s more time added on for inappropriate behavior.” Her groaning and brief squeals make her words sound incogent.

You give her a concluding lick and a kiss on her slit. “So what have you been doing right now then?”

Point to a corner of the room and a subtle red light indicates a recording camera. At once, she pulls out a hose from a pocket that could not fit it and the vacuum submerges the room with noise. Her expression shifts quickly to serious.

“We don’t play games here in SMTOWN unless it’s SuperStar so don’t fuck with me.”

“Look who's trying to be a comedian. How about you fuck with me any further and the video gets released.”

“That’s funny, you think you have any sort of power-”

“Yoo Jimin, I suggest you don’t push me more.”

“Where do you know that name from? Right now.” She weighs herself down on your neck.

“You think I don’t have contingencies for if I die too? Karina, we can make this a  win-win scenario. We both get to cum, we both get to walk away unscathed.”

“Fuck you.”

Your weak arms wander between her thighs. At any moment, a feeble punch towards your face or another ten seconds of asphyxiation and she could call your bluff. Even if you did have the ability to expose her perversions in any way, there would be no permanent recourse, not as long SM was in charge. So it surprises you when Karina takes off her shorts. 

“Goddammit. Your cock just looks too good. And your mouth, how are you so good with it?” Put up five fingers when she motions to remove her top as well, and instead she opts to take off your clothes, seizing your pants and throwing them to join the rubble in the room.

A finger slips in, then two and a third dares. Her flawlessly architected pussy lips clings to your digits and Karina shudders in reply. You explore her wetness and find it’s smooth to the point of having no faults, but her juice inside is gloppy and causes your fingers to stick more than the liquids she spills from her slit.

“Who said you’re allowed to have more?”

You lap up the nectar on your fingers. “Then why’d they make you taste so good?”

Your thumb teases her sweet tight asshole and puts just the slightest amount of pressure on it while you finger her with more intensity. The mass of her butt burdens your torso the closer she gets to orgasm. Her eyelids squeeze close and you see her body ripple in anxious pleasure. Karina shows off her pearly whites, teetering on the cliff of hysteria.

“Yes, yes! I’m so close,” she screams.

"Not yet."

“Fuck." Karina sobs, "God. Damn, fuck I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just fuck me.”

“My pleasure,” you say. There’s no need for you to grab her since she brings herself down to your groin, which you’re thankful for as your arms are as good as jelly now. Fortunately, your cock throbs as hard as ever while Karina’s slit rests on it.

“Say you’ll delete it all, all the evidence, promise me.”

“You’re gonna fuck me first or what?” Your breath hitches while she makes a strangled noise as her velvety walls swallow your cock whole to leave no room for comfort. Her tightness is stifling and you have to start counting just to breathe again.

“One two-”

“Be quiet.”

But there is no quiet when pleas for your cooperation intersperse her excessive profanities when she seats herself into your cock and ricochets up and down. Sweat emanates from her creamy skin while her legs widen to find a better angle for her supporting knees in her cowgirl position. Grapefruit and other citrus mingle with the scent of the sweat, fruits you haven’t seen except on billboards in music videos. As much as your mind crackles and your blood roars for every atmosphere of pressure Karina’s walls provide on each thrust in and out, you can’t help but reminisce on sweeter, more innocent times.

The white fluorescent lights in your apartment sputter. For all the advancements in technology, some among many things never change. Light refracts differently in air, less bright, but you can see the pure enjoyment on Karina’s face no matter the luminescence. Karina slows her ride to pull her hips down harder instead and she jolts when your cock finds the most tender spots inside her pussy and it interrupts her babbling.

Karina almost hyperventilates when she gets up to spit on your cock. She pulls out some kind of meter from her tool belt and sighs when there’s no beeping and you recognize it having to do with carbon dioxide. She gets back to dribbling saliva and the filament trailing down to your shaft mesmerizes you. This spit is real, not simulated, and it wettens your erection in a mix with her pussy juices to paralyze you further in your already listless state. Her bare thighs jiggle and you can’t exert much force with your hands but her buttcheeks are firm with just a bit of give.

“Thank you for this cock, thank you for being bad,” Karina says as you watch her ass sink deeper while her pussy holds your dick taut. She’s frenetic when bounces up and down to play an unadulterated orchestra of slick noises between your groins.

“You’re welcome,” you accomplish getting out the words between planned breaths. Your hands cup her buttcheeks but you fear they may break with how she strikes her ass into you.

Karina turns around once more to give you the spectacle of her facial expressions as she fucks herself into you. Knead her calves laying on your torso and they take no energy to spread them though she brings them back together, compressing your hard shaft within her pussy. A new game you play with her, a separate rhythm of loosening and tightening. Her feet press on your chest to help her bounce, but the way they bear down on your lungs against the timing of your breathing causes you to fumble. Your cock bends straight forward as she plunges herself into you and it sends prickles to your entire skin, making the new angle difficult but worth it. Karina takes your hand and starts sucking on your fingers.

“You want my promise that bad?” you say.

“Yes, as bad as I want your cum. I swear, I need it.”

She draws her knees up to her torso and hugs her legs to keep thighs as tight together as possible. Karina couldn’t keep her word, she was trying to kill your cock with constriction.

“Fuck, your pussy is so fucking tight. God, Karina, fuck. You’re so good.” Even if good isn’t the word you want to use to describe her.

“Do it, please, please. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, baby. Karina can be a good girl, a good maid, a good cop, whatever you want. Just don’t get me in trouble, please.”

Karina’s mouth stops saying words though her lips writhe, drunk in increasing lust. Her cheeks flush, before the rest of her skin joins in redness while she grapples your chest and whatever spare limb she can find. You still struggle wresting control of your body but nature seems to take over when you drive yourself into her and match her needy cadence. The air in the room is replaced by a new air but it isn’t Aether. Passion, sweat, heat and all fluids that you both exude join squelching sounds, slaps and moans in harmonic bliss when her body tenses and she screams. As her body tightens, her pussy especially holds your cock for dear life and endeavours to wring out all your semen as her wetness throbs and spills. Karina starts counting to three repeatedly and you laugh though your amusement quickly subsides when you feel her juices become more viscous and she continues her ride, even in the dying pulses of her climax.

“Was I good?” Karina asks.

Just a moment goes by before you mentally send her a screenshot of all the recordings being deleted. Karina hasn’t stopped fucking you yet so at least it wasn’t a ploy.

“Thank you, thank you, I love you.” The flexion of her pliant legs brings them all the way back to rest on top of your legs. Karina lays prone above you and finally give you a kiss. The citrusy flavor may be closer to lime than grapefruit but it’s been so long that you can’t remember which scent is which. Lips crash and her tongue lashes out at yours trying to establish dominance. Keep still to let her investigate your mouth while her pussy does the same to your shaft.

You savor the way Karina’s top emphasizes the bouncing of her tits synchronous with the rebounding of her waist on your cock, but your mouth waters when she frees them. Take the shortest moment to relish in the sight before Karina smothers you with her plump globes. You wriggle your face to try to breathe. Inhale, up and exhale, down, but all you inhale is the scent of her orbs’ sweat. Her hips undulate with a pace at least double yours breathing and the echoes of slapping flesh resonate throughout the air-filled chamber. The loudness is unlike any you’ve experienced in a long time. It’s almost a flashbang every time her ass slams into your lap, especially as you start to see white when orgasm threatens to overload you with preludial pulses.

The last words you hear infected ten million computers in 2000. Fade to black. Cut. You’re slammed out of existence back into existence as a sun rebirths both within you, heating your core to a dangerous high, and from your eyes, dazzling you in an unforgiving white light. In the throes of unconsciousness relapsing to consciousness back to tenebrosity, your streaks of semen suspend in the Aether like a dead tree resting from the wind. What flashes your mind in its orgasmic state are two things only you would remember, plants and weather. Your hyperventilation is unconscious but not unwelcome, as it’s the first time in a while your breaths were reflexive even in the liquid air. However, basking in your newfound power, you start to choke. Right. You breathe in and out again. In and out. In. Out. In. Out. Back in.

“Replaying KarinaArrestsYou.mp6.” A hint of vexatious glee in the system’s otherwise dry voice. You don’t stop for it.

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AFF, AO3

It’s pretty silly but the idea danced around in my head ever since I saw the absolute Black Mirror concept that SM had for aespa and I concur that Karina is insanely hot.

As I’m writing this, this Kurzgesagt video on the idea of a rogue Earth comes out and now I have to rewrite stuff to make it at least a little consistent. I’m obviously already going nuts with all these ridiculous sci-fi concepts but this video almost feels too targeted to me writing this for me to ignore it.

[bearpillowmonster]

Horizon Zero Dawn Review

The game that critics have been raving about for years and I just haven't played. I heard a lot of people say "this needs a movie" but they say that about any game that dares to be a little bit cinematic because I personally disagree.

That first part is rough, the story seems so in your face, predictable and bland but I think the problem is that it didn't know how to put in its exposition. I think it naturally builds up as it goes on, getting bigger and broader, it's just those first experiences that can be a slog because you're pretty much learning what style you're going to play in.

I got more or less everything I expected, crafting, a skill tree, various weapons. What I didn't expect though are dialogue options. You can choose normally up to four paths, an intelligent one, a compassionate one, and a straightforward one. You don't have to worry about the stress of trying to reach a specific ending because there's really only one, the only thing that affects it is the amount of people that are in it. So does that make the choices irrelevant? Yes and no because there are different dialogue options and like I said, which means that you can get certain characters to like you more given the option you choose but not in the same way that relationship points work and I definitely felt the draw to do that whenever I came across my first side-quest.

Side-quests are interesting, I love tracking things in games, though it's rare that you actually get the chance to do it and here you have a good amount of opportunities. Is that all though? Far from it. I actually found myself searching for side-quests because the first two were so satisfying. It really only began to show its hand a bit more after those quests. As I mentioned, there are a lot more RPG elements than I first imagined but it starts to send you on scavenger hunts, especially that Dreamwillow one, that one I actually laughed out loud at every time I was turned away. It also starts to gatekeep to where it recommends that you be a certain level which is...odd? I mean at face value it looks like you could rock basically any combat situation that isn't context sensitive. Leveling up gives you abilities but they're more like Deus Ex on that front, where it's just for preference and upgrading, not necessarily strength. The only thing you improve on offense wise basically boils down to having the right materials or units to buy weapons then a matter of finding modifications. Other than that, leveling up seems to just increase your health. It really just depends on the quest too because I'll play one above my level and be fine then play another that's actually under my level and feel stuck.

Now I only played it on normal mode so something like "Ultra Hard" is bound to be more demanding but as far as actual side quest content, I feel like they have potential but just need tweaked, give me more stuff for major characters that affects their standing with me. Rather than having each quest be contained in its own story, have it affect you later in the game, let your actions be shown, give it rewards and consequences. There are some really great side-quests but there are also some crappy ones, it doesn't pass that threshold that most RPGs fall under or anything. However, I did find myself doing side-quests at my own free will and the ones that I didn't like or couldn't do at the time, I just skipped and focused on something else, I felt a lot more freedom with this game, like I didn't feel forced to grind or do a certain number of side-quests or really do anything. It encourages you to explore and play the way you want to play and I respect the heck out of that. Maybe it's different for other players though.

Perhaps my favorite actual side thing was the Cauldrons for those who actually played this, you'll know why. For those who didn't, just know that it's cool and let it be a surprise for when you go to one. You might expect these big set-pieces and bosses like Uncharted or GoW, but it's not really like that. I genuinely think that this is more video-gamey than it lets on which certainly takes up its runtime. One addition to side-quests that I would like to see is one where you don't know it's happening. For example, in this game, you'll come across random hunters who are attacking or being attacked by machines but rather than just going on about your day and them going on about their's, I want to fight off the machine and the person say "You saved my life, my name's Jara, I live in the town nearby and want to repay you." so you go there and there's trouble so it starts up a side-quest. Now don't get me wrong, there are PLENTY of instances of people getting attacked actually being a mission but most of the time someone in town will just tell you "I haven't seen this person in a while, can you go check on them for me?" It's the art of subtlety and also just doing a good deed and getting rewarded for it. It's a conscious choice and split decision rather than just another checkmark on your list to complete.

Now I won't bother listing the characters and rating them but there's a certain aspect that has me really enthused So, Aloy is an outcast and a lot of these side missions and scenarios reflect her, you'll see the way she can relate with other characters, making it almost poetic in a subliminal kind of way. Then they add this tribal and futuristic setting to it where Aloy acts as the medium, there are parts of the game where she questions the tribe because they cut themselves off from technology and just don't know any better and we as a viewer know that but having the main character view things in 'our' lens is pretty genius. To top that off, they give her enough personality to be her own character while giving us enough power to influence her so that we ourselves can REFLECT WITH HER. It's not her character that I'm impressed with, it's the layout of the story.

So, how is the main story? It's kind of like the Flood scenario in Halo if I'm being honest. I'm not going to spoil anything but it's passable, like I said, it's not like an Uncharted and it's not like a movie. The visuals just look good at times (I took all the pictures in this review myself and so much more!). I'd call it a futuristic/tribal mix between Shadow of the Tomb Raider and Skyrim but I see elements of a lot of things. (Also since it's post apoctalypic, you find items that we see in modern day, like how they call keys, "chimes"! They think they're windchimes because there are no more cars! I love that!)

It actually does a pretty good job at being an open world considering that there are tons of things to do on your routes as well as collect but it's not so much so that it seems unfeasible, as I said, I found myself doing a good chunk of the side stuff just because it was fun to do and I'm not even close to a completionist for any game. If you mess up, healing plants will still be there. As long as you save, enemy parts will still be there. A place can be cleared out and conquered so that enemies don't come back. The actual towns are peaceful so you can't get mangled by any bots outside of scripted instances.

The graphics are pretty good but I can see some error here and there, nothing necessarily game breaking but the animations and AI are definitely janky at times. It's pretty obvious from the get-go but I'll do my best to specify and give constructive criticism on what I found wrong with certain aspects of the game. Rost is slow, like slower than walking speed but that's not to speak for all NPCs, some run, some you don't need to follow, it was really just him. I've had NPCs who fight but miss every single time on simple enemies (that might not be a bug, that might just be a funny bit that someone decided to add in). Sabretooths have jumped through walls (granted the walls were kinda broken but I'm not sure if those big boys can fit when they can barely find the entrance) I found myself jumping to a ledge or on a rope but not land it and just drop (it really boils down to loosening the hit box for that). Which to add on to that, I would like more places to climb and jump to in general (other than stupid mountains). I felt like there wasn't really enough that I could climb and the places that I could, could've been a bit more obvious that I could, maybe even make it viewable with your focus if you don't want it to be visually outstanding. There's a day and night cycle and while I like that, I found some of the contrast to be annoying because I could be staring a ladder right in the face and not even know it sometimes because it would be so dark. I'm not going to complain too much about it because I didn't turn my brightness up, I just left it at default and I would assume the PS5 version fixes some of those little things.

Now, this one is kind of a gray area: Hiking up mountains. Skyrim, Fallout, and Death Stranding went too far and gave little to no barriers. They had you looking for sweet spots that weren't there in order to cheese your way through an area either on or off a beaten path. But I would compare this to something like GTA where it's not as bad and does have its limits but might need tightened up some more because I can certainly get to places that lead to nowhere.

I've made headshots that don't make contact or damage while using precision. Part of that problem was that they could be high up in a tower (which have spikes sticking out) and I would hit ABOVE the logs, to make a headshot but since it was in that vicinity, it registered that as the spikes' hitbox so it wouldn't cause any damage and just alert the enemy (same if I was in the tower, looking down). Input lag where I hit up button on the D-Pad to regain health and I have to keep pressing it. If I had to guess, you have to meet the requirements of not taking damage, staying still, etc in order for it to actually work but it doesn't really have a reason to do that and it doesn't "tell" you that those are the requirements (as far as I know).

During the final boss, one of the enemies hit me into a rock wall, trapping me inside of it and the boss was already half health so I really didn't want to have to restart (I also didn't know how far back the checkpoint was) so I kept shooting stuff and eventually the boss destroyed the wall, allowing me to get out (timed section, by the way). There have been a few times where a tree or leaf or something is obstructing a cutscene and sometimes there will be a mech in the background screaming over the NPC talking, which I'm sure is due to the cutscenes being real-time which is still pretty impressive. Now are these errors all the time? No, not at all, I'm just pointing out that some times these things happened and that I felt it needed ironed out but I wouldn't call this half baked or an unfinished product or anything, it's nowhere near that level. I get that there are so many NPCs that it's hard to account for them all with facial animations but whenever they're talking, it seems pretty static and sometimes the lips don't line up. There's this one guy who says that he got lost in a sandstorm but he's standing in snow. Again, little nitpicks in an otherwise great game.

Now, I got this game for free as a Playstation promotion but that doesn't necessarily mean it'll be great, I played a little bit of that Ratchet & Clank reboot that was offered and I wasn't impressed, I quit after the first few worlds and was glad I didn't buy it at launch, (despite being a classic PS2 R&C fan) but we're not here to review that. I also played Abzu and loved it but it was short so it was definitely worth a play but maybe not 60$ (I actually think it's 20$ at this point though). With this game, it's the whole complete edition with DLC and everything, it has the length, so it really just boils down to "Would I have spent money on it otherwise?"

I think I would've if I knew more about it because I think it just got better and better after that first part of the game. It's marketed a bit differently than what I ended up getting but I found myself pouring hours into this game and loving it for one reason or another. I actually bought Shadow of the Colossus along with it (which is considered a cult classic) but I liked Horizon so much better, definitely worth its full price in my opinion. (So your promotion worked on me Sony, congrats) It has its problems but the potential is there and I feel like a sequel would probably iron out a lot of my troubles with it, so it's definitely a franchise worth investing into.

If you're interested in what I thought of the DLC alone (if you didn't get the Ultimate edition and are wondering if the extra content is worth it) I have a separate post that goes into that here.

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What I Want - BadBoy! Taehyung x Reader - Chapter 15 - Those Three Words

Synopsis:  You are an innocent, excitable new girl, moving all the way to Korea due to your dad’s new job. As you anxiously learn about the new world around you and how you’ll make your mark, you stumble into none other than bad boy Kim Taehyung and his band of six crazy friends. He seems to be bothered but you, something he doesn’t even understand. Will you be able to tolerate the shenanigans of Taehyung and his rowdy friends, or will you fall victim to his charms just like everyone else?

Featuring Jihyo and Dahyun (TWICE) as your friends, and BTS members as Taehyung’s group of friends.

Genre: Romance, BadBoy!V, BadBoy!BTS, High School Romance, Drama

Length: approx. 4.7k words

Chapter 15 - Those Three Words

Since your headache was not getting any better when you woke up from your nap, your mother offered to come and pick you up from school so you could rest at home with little to no distraction. You felt bad, inconveniencing the nurse and Professor Im, and just kept telling yourself that you should have just stayed home another day. You were excused from the nurse with a message to get well, before making your way back to class to grab your stuff. It was lunchtime by now, and you stepped into class, rubbing your head as you closed the door behind you. Taehyung wasn’t there, neither was Jimin, so you assumed they met with the others for lunch again, but Jihyo was there with some friends. When she saw you, she hurried over to your side.

           “How do you feel?” she asked.

           “My head hurts. My mother is coming to get me so I can go home and rest.” You walked to your desk and grabbed your bag, then to your locker in the back of the class to switch out books. “Can you bring me the rest of my work later?”

           “Of course.” She smiled. “Just go home and rest, okay? Do the teachers know?”

           “The nurse said she would call the teacher’s lounge and tell them to me.” As you closed your locker, you sighed. “I guess I’ll go wait outside.”

           “See you tomorrow?” Jihyo asked. You nodded.

           “Yeah. Hopefully, I’ll feel up to it. I didn’t realize how hard my head hit the wall when Ji Seok and I crossed paths. I’ve had concussions before, nothing this serious.”

           “You’re dealing with a psychopath, that’s why,” Jihyo said. “But hopefully you’ll be okay soon. Maybe go to the doctor again.”

           “Yeah, I’ll probably do that.” You gave Jihyo a hug. “Tell Taehyung not to worry about me too much, okay? I’ll text him after school if I’m not asleep.”

           “Okay.” She watched you head towards the door and out of class again.    

           It was cold outside, so the boys were eating lunch together in an old tech room nobody used anymore after they upgraded all of their equipment last year.

“Did she looks any better when you saw her, Taehyung?” Namjoon asked as he leaned back in his seat.

“She was asleep. I couldn’t really tell.” He responded, leaning over to Jungkook and using his chopsticks to nab some of his rice. Jungkook huffed, moving his food away from Taehyung’s grasp as he continued to eat it protectively.

“Why don’t you bring your own food?” he asked.

“I don’t have anything in my house to bring.” Taehyung responded, swallowing the handful of rice. “What I got in the cafeteria wasn’t enough for me today, I’m still hungry. Just one more bite?” he pouted at his younger friend, who knew he wouldn’t say no. He was probably the best behaved and kindest out of the seven of them, which he mostly got from Hoseok. Jungkook sighed, pushing his lunch towards Taehyung, who took some more rice.

“Just don’t eat everything.” He said as he watched his friend.

Taehyung was putting a mouthful of rice in his mouth when he glanced out the window and saw you standing by the front gates, bundled up in your jacket, pulling your hood over your head. He set his chopsticks down and stood up, peering closer out the window to make sure it was you. When he confirmed that it was, he pushed his seat in. “I’ll be right back.” He said.

“We’re are you going?” Hoseok asked, only to be nudged and pointed towards the window by Yoongi. “Oh.”

Taehyung hurried out of the school and towards the gate, calling your name. You looked over, smiling a bit as you fixed your scarf around your neck. “Hey. What are you doing out here?”        

“I’m waiting for my mom. My head was still bothering me when I woke up, so she’s coming to get me and probably take me to the doctor.”

“Oh…” Taehyung’s shoulders slumped. You stepped closer to him and poked them hard enough to make him stand straight again. “Well…can I stop by after school then?” You nodded.

“I’d like that.” You replied, hearing a car come down the street. You got on your tiptoes and planted a kiss on Taehyung’s cheek. He smiled a bit, putting a hand in his pocket as your mother rolled down the window of the driver’s seat. She called your name. “I’ll see you later, okay?” He nodded, waving you off as he watched your get in the car. Your mother waved to him as you buckled up, and she drove off down the street. Taehyung sighed, running a hand through his hair. He turned to head in the school just as a teacher on the second floor lifted up a window and called out to him. It was Professor Im.  

“MR. KIM GET BACK INSIDE NOW! YOU SHOULDN’T BE OUT OF THE BUILDING!” Taehyung waved his hand, restraining himself from flipping the guy off as he disappeared back into the building.

Things seemed to die down after you recovered from your concussion. It took another day of staying home, and medicine from the doctor, but by Friday, you felt as if nothing had happened. You could focus in lit rooms, watch TV, and while you were still getting a few headaches throughout the few days, they were no longer debilitating. You hadn’t seen or heard from Ji Seok or Hyuna since your encounter with him in the alleyway, and you were hoping to keep it that way. Without them around, time passed much faster and you were much happier.

As winter welcomed the New Year, and the cold air turned warmer, spring was just barely poking its head out in mid-March. It was much needed, no heavier jackets or puffy scarves to constrict you as you moved, no more chilly nights bundled under three or four blankets with a heater in your room, no more snowy days and shivering nights. Spring was finally coming, and you were damn grateful.

That also meant you were coming up on your three month anniversary with Taehyung, and it went by so quick you had no idea it had even been three months. Over that time, Taehyung and his friends had begun consistently going to class, and the four oldest boys were starting to prepare to graduate. Jungkook was excited to be a second year, but the three youngest had no idea what they would do when their Hyung’s were not in school next year. It seemed to bother Taehyung the most, and that was obvious one day when you both were sitting in your room doing homework.

It was a cool March afternoon, the two of you had just gone out for some lunch at a nice little café near your house. Back at home, you were sitting on your bed, writing in your notebook the seventh out of twenty-six questions from Professor Im on a book you didn’t really care for. It was long and boring and even you found yourself struggling with it. You glanced down at Taehyung, who was sitting on the floor, the same assignment in hands. You poked the top of his head and he glanced up at you.

“How you doing?” you asked. “I’m only on question 7.”

“…Fine…” he said, glancing back down at the paper. You frowned a bit, poking him again. “What?” He asked, glancing back up at you with an annoyed expression.

“You okay?” You asked. “After lunch, you seemed to start acting a bit off. Did the food not agree with you?”

“No it’s not that…”

“Then what?” You asked, closing your book. When Taehyung didn’t answer, you crawled off your bed and to him. Taking his books, you set them aside and nuzzled yourself by his lap. He chuckled as you took his arms, wrapping them around your waist while your own wrapped around him, and you pulled him into a tight hug. “You know you can tell me, right?” Taehyung gave your waist a little squeeze, nodding.

“Yeah.” He said. “I know.” As you made yourself comfortable in his lap, he picked up his phone and scrolled through it. He pulled up the group chat he and his friends had and scrolled up a bit.

Jin-Hyung: Namjoon, how are you doing studying for those entrance exams? (Sent 1:45p.m.)

Namjoon-Hyung: Fine. Why do you need help? (Sent 1:47p.m.)

Jin-Hyung: Just on a few problems. (Sent 1:49p.m.)

Hobi-Hyung: Yoongi and I are meeting up to study if you want to join us. (Sent 1:52 p.m.)

Yoongi-Hyung: He said I don’t have a choice -.- (Sent 1:54p.m.)

Namjoon-Hyung: Sure! I’ll be there! (Sent 1:55p.m.)

Jin-Hyung: Me too! Me too! (Sent 1:57p.m.)

You glanced up at him as he scrolled down a bit, revealing that Jungkook and Jimin had also begun to reply.

Kookie: Good luck, Hyungs! Fighting! >.< (Sent 2:15 p.m.)

Jimin: When are those tests, again? (Sent 2:20 p.m.)

Namjoon-Hyung: Around May I think, so we might as well start preparing now. (Sent 2:23p.m.)

“They’re all really serious about their exams.” He said.

“That’s good.” You smiled. “They’re all going to do great if they keep this attitude!” You looked back at Taehyung and saw him frowning. “Tae…what’s wrong?” you asked curiously. “Are you not happy for them?”

“I am it’s just…” he lolled his head back onto the bed. “It won’t be the same when they’re away at college.”

“I know. But you’ll still get to see them. Plus Jimin and Jungkook will still be here.” You said, hoping that would encourage him. It didn’t seem to work.

“Namjoon-Hyung said he wanted to go to a college abroad.” He mumbled. “Jin-Hyung is talking about going for his masters….” He sighed. “Everything changed so fast with them. Here I am…still the same.” You took his hands.

“No you’re not the same. Think back to the person you were when we first met, you’re not the same anymore. You’ve improved so much, you all have.” You smiled sweetly. “You’re becoming better people.” Taehyung smiled.

“I just keep thinking about what I’ll do if I do end up graduating, I still have no idea. Jin-Hyung had to repeat a grade in middle school, that’s why he’s older than us. I wonder if I’ll end up that way…” You shook your head. “It’s frustrating to think about.”

“I don’t think you will. Don’t think so negative. You’ll graduate with me and Jimin, and Dahyun and Jihyo and then that’s it.” You smiled. “We’ll all be off on new and exciting adventures.” Taehyung sighed, lowering his head to rest against your own, and you nuzzled yourself closer to him, both of your hands interlocked together. “Even if you did, and I’m talking worst-case scenario, you’d still have Jungkook.”

“I guess.” He smiled, planting a gentle kiss on your head. “Life sucks.”

“Tell me about it.” You said, and the two of you giggled. “But at least we have each other. That way it sucks a little less.”

“That’s true.” He said. “Makes it a bit more tolerable.” You felt Taehyung’s free hand glide across your arm, and you hummed softly. It was nice, the two of you just sitting here together at this moment. Nothing else really mattered, not even the homework you had stopped doing.

“I keep thinking…” you said after a few moments of silence. “I keep thinking about how much trouble you were when I first moved here. Getting in fights, cutting class, smoking…”

“To be fair, I still smoke.”

“Yeah, I know.” You rolled your eyes. “But you’re nicer to people now, and you’re going to class and actively listening. I never thought when you and I met that I would be able to do it to you, let alone get your friends to do it too. I was so happy when the others said they would go for their entrance exams in the spring.” You rested against Taehyung’s chest. “I always knew none of you were bad people, just misguided.”

“Didn’t you say you used to help new kids at your school too?” he asked. You nodded. “Makes sense.” He nuzzled you. “I wonder where we’d still be had you not interrupted our lives.”

“Probably all smoking out behind the school and avoiding your duty as high school students, that’s what you’d be doing.” Taehyung laughed a bit.

“Yeah, probably.”

“I’m glad you don’t really do that anymore.”

“I guess.”

“Are you not?”

“I miss it sometimes. But everyone seems just as happy now so…I can’t really say I’m angry or anything. I just miss it.” You nodded in understanding. “I just…” he sighed. “When my Hyung’s finally graduate, there’s going to be so much I miss. We won’t see each other as often, especially if Namjoon-Hyung does go abroad. I kinda hope he doesn’t.”

“Well, we’ll all cross that bridge when we come to it. Besides, we still have the rest of this year and the summer to spend together.” Taehyung nodded, and you rubbed your fingers over his hands a bit, glancing down at them.

“What are you doing?” He asked.

“You just have soft hands. I’ve always thought so.” Taehyung smiled a bit, shifting his hands to bring them up to your cheeks. He gently turned you to face him and leaned in to kiss you gently. You hoisted yourself up just a bit, your hands covering his as much as they could due to the size difference as you kissed him back. You smiled when the two of you pulled away just slightly for air, and you looked at him. Taehyung saw your ears turn red a bit as you looked at him.

           Then, he heard it.

           “….I love you, Taehyung.” You said softly. Taehyung blinked, and he felt his cheeks, ears, and neck get hot. He felt as if everything stopped at that moment, and he just looked at you with a bit of a stunned expression on his face.

           “…H-huh?” he asked. You dropped your hands, looking just as surprised at his comment as he looked to yours. “Really?” his eyes darted away, towards your desk, towards the wall, just away from you, thinking that would hide how embarrassed and put off he was. You lowered yourself to sitting position, your legs under your bottom, as you looked up at him. He glanced at you. “Huh…” It made you smile, but he noticed immediately how sad you looked.

           “You don’t have to say it back if you’re not ready,” you said gently, moving off his lap. “I just wanted to tell you.”

           “No, it’s not that…” Taehyung watched you grab your stuff and bring it down beside him, sitting close as you opened your book. He sighed your name gently, putting a hand in your hair as he kissed your temple. It made you smile. “It just took me off guard, that’s all. I-“

           “Don’t say it if you’re not ready. I want you to mean it, okay?” You glanced up at him. “It’ll hurt more if you just say it to make me happy…” Hearing you say that made a wave of guilt wash over him and he looked away, opening his book.

           “Sorry.”

           “Don’t be sorry, I probably took you by surprise anyway.” You responded. “Let’s just get this work done. Maybe we can watch a movie if we have enough time.” Taehyung nodded, and the two of you began to work. “Now, what did you put for number eight?” you asked.

           Hearing you say to him that you loved him put his whole body and mind off track the rest of the day. You both managed to finish your work, sure, but his mind was swimming. Did he love you? Of course, he did, but how was he supposed to say it? He never had been in a relationship where he loved someone before, what does being in love feel like? He loved his friends, but he knew that was a different kind of love. He used to love his family, but that kind of love sizzled and burned away after the first punch from his father at 11 years old. So…what was love? How was he supposed to know when he was truly in love?

           But at the same time…hearing you say it to him…well it made him so happy. If he wasn’t as emotionally jaded as he was, he probably would have started to cry. The thoughts in his mind lasted until it was time for him to go home after dinner had long ended and you and your brother were tired and ready for bed.

           “I’ll see you at school Monday.” You said to him as you stood by the door. Taehyung scratched his head, nodding.

           “Uh-Huh.” You smiled at him, poking him in the stomach. “Hey.”

           “I told you not to think about what I said too seriously.” She said. “When you’re ready, you say it…”

           “Yeah but don’t all girls want to be told that they’re loved right back?” he asked.

           “Of course they do.” You responded. “It took me by surprise but…” you shrugged. “What am I supposed to do? Force you to say it if you don’t mean it?”

           “It’s not that I wouldn’t mean it, I just-“ you lifted a hand to stop him.

           “I know.” You said, biting your lip a bit. “I know…” You got up on your tiptoes to give him a quick peck. “I’ll see you Monday.”

           “Yeah…” he said, and you closed the door with a final goodnight. Taehyung stood there for a moment, sighing. Suddenly, he whipped his phone out and rushing down the street. He pulled up the group chat and sent a message:

           Meet me at Jin-Hyung’s house, God damn it! (Sent 7:45 p.m.)

           The group met at Jin’s house when Taehyung requested. They were honestly a bit worried something serious had happened, so they rushed over, the oldest four stopping their studying immediately to get there. They arrived at the apartment to see Taehyung pacing outside the door. They went inside and Taehyung explained everything.

           “….We stopped what we were doing…” Jimin began.

“Panicked and rushed over here…” Jin added.

“…..Because she told you she loved you?” Namjoon finished. Taehyung was standing in front of his friends, blinking.

“….YES!” He said. “Why are you acting like this isn’t that big a deal?!”

“….I’m going to kill you.” Yoongi glared, only to be nudged by Hoseok.

“You guys didn’t see how sad she looked when I replied.”

“Well…what did you say?” Jungkook asked, fiddling with his fingernails.

“…I think I just said ‘Huh?’” Taehyung said. The boys immediately all began to laugh. “Wha- It’s not funny!” He shouted. “Why are you laughing?!”

“You replied with ‘Huh?’ Oh my God, that’s too funny.” Namjoon said, covering his mouth a bit as he laughed.

“I’d be sad too if that were me!” Jimin said, he and Jungkook holding onto each other as they laughed in hysterics. Taehyung watched them and huffed.

“You guys are a bunch of assholes sometimes, you know that?!” He asked.

“We’re only kidding.” Jin said, wiping his eyes. “Relax, relax. What did she say after you replied with-“ he snorted. “-‘Huh?’” The other boys stopped laughing, but when Jin repeated it, they began again and Jin had to silence them.

“…She told me not to rush and I didn’t have to say it until I meant it…” He said. “But I know that was just to make me feel better, she looked so disappointed.” He sighed, scratching his head. "I didn’t think it’d be this big of a thing until she said it. It’s not that I wouldn’t mean it, I just…well, I don’t know.” He squatted down and pursed his lips together, groaning. “I hate dating.”

“No you don’t.” Hoseok said, throwing a pillow at him. “Now relax. Let’s go out and get some dinner, take your mind off of it for now.”

“Will you pay, Hyung?” Jungkook asked as everyone stood up.

“I got it.” Jin said, pulling out his wallet. “I have to look after my little brothers now don’t I?” He grinned playfully. “Yoongi gets to tip though.”

“Yeah, yeah.” Yoongi waved his head. Taehyung stood up, feeling Jimin throw his arm around him as they headed out the door. The group made their way to a nice BBQ restaurant near Jungkook’s house that he was always talking about, and they all had a great meal. Taehyung had to admit, it definitely helped him get his mind off the whole “I love you” thing for now. It was nice, getting to sit with his best friends over some good food and just talk. He knew these moments may be limited now, come the new school year, so he wanted to enjoy them while he could. The group stayed out until about 11p.m. before Namjoon was craving a smoke and they went into a nearby park to all smoke before catching the last trains to their respective homes. Taehyung rested against a tree, puffing cigarette smoke into the spring air as he looked at his friends.

“Thanks for dinner. It helped.” He said.

“Good. You shouldn’t take these inconveniences so seriously, it’s not that deep.” Jin said. “I’m sure she knows you love her.”

“Yeah, so no more making us think you killed a man or something. Make sure you only bother your Hyungs for something serious, okay?” Yoongi asked, leaning towards Hoseok to help light him another cigarette.

“Aww, Yoongi, cut him a break. It’s serious to him.” Hoseok smiled. As the group continued to chatter, they heard footsteps approaching. Thinking it was a cop coming to see where all the smoke and noise was coming from, the group quickly stomped out their cigarettes and tossed them in the trash. But the figure, it turned out, was the exact opposite of a cop. Ji Seok.

“….Well look who I have the fortune of running into.” Ji Seok sneered, glaring at the group. Taehyung hadn’t seen Ji Seok since he attacked you, and once he laid eyes on him, the memories surged and he became angry. Very angry. He stood up, but Jimin put a hand on his shoulder before he could walk over.

“Can we help you?” Jin asked.

“Just passing through.” Ji Seok said. He glanced at Taehyung. “How’s your girlfriend?” he smirked. “Heard she gets headaches just thinking about me now. Guess I have that kind of charm, huh?” Taehyung took a deep breath but kept calm, clutching his hands into fists.

“Don’t talk about her.” He said simply. “You’re lucky I don’t rip your arms off for what you did to her.”

“What I did?” he asked. He stepped closer. Taehyung immediately did as well, despite the others telling him to stay back. “I didn’t do anything…” he smirked. “Your little friends interrupted us before I could.”

“You’re disgusting.” Ji Seok shrugged.

“I heard you and your friends are preparing for entrance exams and school work.” He said. “Don’t tell me that little bitch made you all soft.”

“Don’t talk about her that way, Ji Seok.” Jungkook said, but Namjoon quickly told him to stop. Ji Seok glared at the youngest member before his eyes fell back to Taehyung. He could see the anger in his eyes.

“Ah, you haven’t really changed. I can see it.” He poked Taehyung’s chest. “You’re so angry. You want to punch me so bad. What? You playing the role of the good, helpful boyfriend to some pussy bitch so she’ll trust you? So she’ll…give you something?” he smirked. “I knew it from the moment I saw her that she’s nothing more than some girl to use for pleasure.” Taehyung’s fists were shaking as he kept them firmly in his pockets. “Don’t tell me I’m wrong. She’s cute. If I had enough time the last time I saw her, maybe I would have-“

“Do not finish that sentence.” Taehyung snapped. “Or I swear I’ll rip your lips off.”

“Oh jeez…” Hoseok mumbled, he, Yoongi and Namjoon stepping closer. They wanted to be ready to jump in when needed. Ji Seok noticed, but simply took Taehyung by the collar of his shirt. Taehyung grunted a bit, glaring at Ji Seok intensely.

“You’re such a pansy now. I expected you would’ve punched me already.” He said. “Oh well, it’ll make this a lot easier.” He used his other hand to uppercut Taehyung, sending him back and onto the ground. “I still haven’t gotten my revenge for you touching my girlfriend at Christmas.” Taehyung staggered to his feet as he heard footsteps behind him. Without missing a beat, he turned to see his friends approaching. He glared at them.

“Stay back.” He hissed, spitting blood from his mouth. “If this asshole has a death wish, I’ll be sure to give it to him.”

“Taehyung we’re not letting you beat this guy up.” Jimin said.

“Nah, listen to him.” Ji Seok said, swinging another fist to Taehyungs face. “I don’t want to fight anyone else.” Taehyung stood up again and immediately swung a punch back at Ji Seok.

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“Mom?” you asked, looking at her in the kitchen. You were at home, helping your mom finish up the dishes from dessert and dinner as your brother and father were in the living room. Your brother was teaching your father how to play his favorite racing game, but your father seemed to have no idea what to do. You could hear him getting confused, and your brother was cracking up the entire time.

“Yes?” she asked.

“Who said ‘I love you’ first?” You asked. “You or Dad?”

“Well I did.” She said. “We had been dating about…2 to 3 months? I told him on our date to the botanical garden.” You nodded.

“And did he say it right back?” You asked. Your mother set a dish down and looked at you.

“Why do you ask, honey?”

“I just want to know.”

“Well…he was silent for a moment. I guess I surprised him. But, yes, he did.” You nodded, and your grip on the plate you were drying tightened. Your mother set her plate down and turned to you. “He didn’t say it back…did he?”

“No…” you said softly. “I told him today and…he just said ‘Huh? Really?’ I know I probably surprised him but…I didn’t think he would react like that.” Your mother chuckled.

“Honey, don’t worry. Not every couple says I love you right at the same time.” She said.

“But doesn’t that mean he doesn’t…feel that same way? I told him to say it when he’s ready but…what if he isn’t?”

“I doubt that. Taehyung is crazy about you.” She smiled. “I think it just took him off guard. Don’t let it get to you, honey. The way he looks at you, the way he treats you, he loves you with every fiber of his being. From what you’ve shared with me about him…love seems to be something he lacks, something he doesn’t understand. He just needs to learn how to put it into words.”

“You think it’d be so easy.”

“Men aren’t always bright. Your father said it back, yes, but it looked like he was about to throw up when I said it.” You giggled.

“Really?” You both laughed at the image of your father looked truly stunned, something you personally rarely got to see. “Thanks, Mom.”

“Of course.” She leaned over and kissed your hair, patting your back as you both finished up the dishes. When that was done, you headed up to your room after kissing your father goodnight and saying it to your brother, who was still laughing at dad’s poor video game skills. Talking with your mom helped, it always did, so you felt better as you got into bed. You put on some music and closed your eyes as you got to relax.

“Yeah…he ’ll say it when he’s ready.” You mumbled to yourself. “I shouldn’t be so worried.” Just then, you got a phone call. Rolling on your side, you saw a picture of Jungkook pop-up. It was the contact photo of him and you in the school cafeteria, both of you flashing the peace sign. You had a similar contact photo for all of the boys. Raising an eyebrow, you answered. “Hey, Jungkook…what’s wrong?” you asked. You listened to him, and immediately you shot up in bed.

“What do you mean Taehyung’s been arrested?!”

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How to Handle a Nico - Even Under a Love Curse, There’s No Way I Would Be Like This

Primary Pairing: NicoMaki Words: ~1.5k Rating: T Time Frame: Maki is in med school. Nico is working as an idol producer. They are living together as a couple, but not married yet. Story Arc: Stand Alone

Author’s Note: I must thank VNVdarkangel for help in giving a title to this chapter; I was honestly stumped. But this title gives it un certain anime’esque je ne sais quoi, if you will.

“Manga?” Maki asked, glancing over at the tablet her girlfriend was holding. “Haven’t seen you read that kind of stuff in a while.”

“Doujin.” Nico corrected, swiping to advance the page.

“Same difference?”

“In art style, sure, but not in publication.”

“Hrm… Hey, that girl looks like… me?”

Nico giggled.

“And why is she… What the heck?”

Nico laughed heartily.

“I don’t get it.”

“It’s my doujin, Maki-chan.”

“You drew a doujin?”

“Well, no, I actually commissioned it.” Nico amended. “And this is really just a proof of concept, not her finished product.”

“Her?”

“The artist I commissioned. She’s a former school idol, which is how I came across her work.” Nico explained. “One of her friends from that group works with Egao now.”

“Hrm…”

“She’s been drawing her own doujin for a little while now but hit a snag and decided to take a small hiatus. During that time, she opened commissions and I liked her work, so I got one. Uhm…” She scrolled through a folder. “Here it is.”

“You had her draw us from one of our old photoshoots?”

“Uh huh. Cute, isn’t it?” Nico grinned. “Brings back memories.”

“Yeah…” Maki studied the drawing on display. “I remember liking that set.”

“Anyway, the picture gave me some ideas, so I reached out to her again and asked if she’d be willing to work a bigger project.” Nico switched back to the doujin. “And this is what we came up with. Wanna read it?”

“Sure.” Maki accepted the tablet. It felt odd reading a story about a fanciful version of herself, but the artwork immediately pulled her in. “What the heck? ‘How to Handle a Maki’? I don’t get it. What kind of title is that?”

“A fitting one. Nico is left trying to figure out how to deal with Maki’s curse, after all.”

“Curse?”

“Sorry, spoilers…” Nico held up her hands apologetically.

Maki pursed her lips. For some reason, the name bugged her more than it probably should. Perhaps it was because it sounded familiar? But why would it be familiar? Odd…

“And Nozomi is in this too?” She asked after a few pages.

“Yup.” Nico confirmed. “And Eli. And Kotori. Umi, Rin and Hanayo have only been mentioned in name thus far, but they’ll probably appear later. I forget what her girlfriend had planned for Honoka.”

“Girlfriend?”

“The artist’s girlfriend is really into fantasy games and whatnot. She’s been a big help in coming up with ideas for worldbuilding, character design and plot points. There are a couple Easter egg jokes and references to gaming that were her suggestions.”

“I see.” Maki continued to read. “Wait, do I still think you’re younger than me?”

“Maybe?” Nico shrugged. “Not really sure how to take care of that just yet. Maybe it can just happen off panel at some point.”

“And one meal is all it took for me to become obsessed with your cooking?”

“Are you gonna deny that’s what happened in real life?”

Maki deadpanned at her girlfriend, earning a laugh.

“Well, maybe not just one…” The redhead tried to save face.

“Then definitely by the second.” The raven-haired girl decided.

“… Maybe…” Maki conceded.

“Nico knows how much Maki-chan loves her cooking.”

Well, there really was no denying that fact.

“Did they have coffee in medieval times?” Maki inquired a moment later.

“No idea.” Nico admitted. “But I know Maki-chan can’t face the day without it, I figured just alluding to it without naming it might work.”

“I suppose…” Maki furrowed her brow. “Are you trying to scam or cheat me?”

Nico blinked in confusion until she saw the page. “Nico is a professional saleswoman!” She huffed. “She would never cheat a customer. She knows Maki-chan can afford better gear than your average novice adventurer and she knows what upgrades will be most beneficial.”

“Also, what’s a grue?”

“An excuse to force players to bring light sources, I guess.” Nico shrugged. “That’s one of those gamer jokes I mentioned.”

“And the gazebo?”

“Another joke.”

“I see. And why does Kotori have a lion?”

“She’s a Beastmaster.”

“Ok, but again, why a lion?”

“Because she had one in the original photoshoot.”

“Oh yeah, that’s right, she did.” Maki’s memory was jogged a bit. “She was part of the focus pair, with Eli, right?”

Nico nodded. “And you were paired with Rin as the secondary.”

“Is that why I’m friends with her here?”

“Rin? Not really, I don’t think.” Nico shook her head. “I mean, yeah, you two are friends, but through Hanayo. I think they’ll appear in the next chapter and we’ll get to explore how you know each other better.”

Maki nodded and continued to read. “Say, why don’t you call the harpy what it is?”

“Because you don’t know what it is.”

“Yes, I do.” Maki furrowed her brow.

“I mean your character doesn’t”

“Why wouldn’t my fantasy character know what a harpy is when she lives in a fantasy world where they actually exist?”

“Because she was raised in the city and is only now becoming an adventurer.” Nico explained. “She’s not ignorant, she just knows stuff better suited for an urban life as opposed to someone out in the rural areas. Not much different than real life, right?”

“I suppose…” Maki reached the part she had seen earlier and frowned. Her girlfriend noticed and giggled. But upon seeing the next page, she sighed. “Ok, the glomping was one thing, but climbing into bed with you? After having barely known you a day?”

“Two days, I believe.” Nico pointed out, ignoring the deadpan stare directed at her. “And it’s because of the curse.”

“Yeah, but even under a love curse, there’s no way I would be like this.”

Nico smirked.

“What?”

“I should really record you drunk sometime.”

“I still…”

“Oh, c’mon, Maki-chan, I’ve even told you about your drunken clinginess before.”

“Mmm…”

“And your half-asleep clinginess.”

“…”

“And your…”

“Alright, alright, I get it…” Maki didn’t want to admit the memories that were swirling around in her head.

“I’ve always found it cute, by the way.” Nico pointed out.

“You’re not finding it cute here.”

Nico chuckled. “That’s because it isn’t real, it’s because you’re under an idol curse.”

“You mean a love curse.”

“An idol curse.”

Maki rolled her eyes. “Are you intentionally baiting me into making a snarky comment about idols?”

“Maybe.” Nico stuck out her tongue.

Maki sighed. “And let me guess, you’re going to have me be all embarrassed about it later.”

“Well that’s how Maki-chan is in real life. And a flustered Maki-chan is an adorable Maki-chan.”

As if on cue, Maki could feel heat in her cheeks. She really should be used to Nico’s teasing by now, but the older girl rarely failed to get a reaction out of her. And though she wasn’t fond of how predictable her reactions were, she couldn’t really fault Nico for seeking them. After all, Maki also loved Nico’s own flustered expressions.

“So,” Nico asked as the last page was reached “what did you think?”

“It was entertaining.” Maki admitted. “Was this posted online?”

“Not yet.” Nico shook her head. “She just sent this to me for approval. She hasn’t even posted it on her own site yet.”

“Hrm…”

Nico chuckled. “Don’t worry, anyone at the hospital who reads this kind of stuff will like it and won’t think you’re weird or anything.”

It never ceased to amaze Maki how well her girlfriend could read her.

“But we can keep it private if we want.” Nico added.

“No, it’s fine, I guess…” Maki decided. “And you said there was going to be another chapter?”

“Or Two. Or more. Depends on how many ideas we have.” Nico grinned. “Because you know we can’t leave things like this. We can’t let Maki-chan only love Nico because of a curse! It needs to be natural! Just like in real life.” She leaned over to nuzzle into her girlfriend’s side. “Although even if we’re trying to keep things realistic, we also can’t keep the readers waiting for years…”

Maki furrowed her brow as she realized what Nico meant. “I didn’t mean…”

“I know. I know” Nico interrupted, making dismissive motions with her free hand. “Maki-chan’s just a little romantically dense is all. And we figured things out eventually and got together and we’re all good now.” She turned her head and pushed herself up so she could plant a kiss on the redhead’s cheek.

“Uhm… You know it’s getting kind of late…” Maki said softly.

“Hmm?”

“Well, I have class in the morning and…”

Nico grinned. “Is Maki-chan hinting that she wants to climb into bed with Nico?”

“Maybe…”

Nico laughed. “Maki-chan is being unusually shy tonight. She has no trouble seducing Nico but is embarrassed to request a snuggle session?”

Maki pouted, earning more laughter.

“So, to bed it is.” Nico said, pushing herself up and off the couch. “But how about a bath first?” She turned to offer a hand to her girlfriend.

“Alright.” Maki agreed, accepting the help up before following Nico down the hall.

Author’s Notes Continued in Followup Post

[crystalelemental]

Whenever a game operates as a celebration of a series, and an amalgamation of the concepts included within that series, I inevitably find out my favorite part of the series based on what I’m most excited about seeing coming back.  To that end: god, I would kill for the Dusk trilogy on Switch.

So yeah, that’s the big take-away from Nelke.

Nelke, as a game, isn’t fantastic.  It’s kinda like EOX, I think.  They’re both based entirely in bringing together all the parts of the series to that point, and basically operating as a nostalgia trip through all the entries.  But because of that, the game itself isn’t doing much to stand out or endear itself to me.  I pushed really hard for a one-playthrough 100% clear, not entirely because of my usual ambition for perfection, but so I wouldn’t have to play the game again.

Atelier games have always been about micromanagement, but Nelke takes it to a whole other level.  Mostly because there’s...nothing else to do.  You have two phases: weekday and weekend.  On weekends, you get to talk to your allies, form bonds and all that, research new items, and investigate areas.  Investigation is how you get more materials, so it’s the most critical part of the game, in a sense.  Without the new materials, you can’t really progress.  But you also need to balance the friendship of the alchemists, because research is critically important, and most of the difficulty with the research is not having the friendship ratings necessary to complete it.  On a first playthrough, what this often means is showing a lot of favoritism toward the alchemsts needed for late-game research.  So if your favorites aren’t among that group?  Yeah, good luck working with both.  The worst by far is Klein.  He needs max friendship to complete the final item research, but the fucker can’t fight, and is an alchemist.  Alchemists increase friendship slower than general population, and worse, not being able to fight means those incidents where you can gain a lot of friendship by taking them along to fight monsters getting close to town?  Yeah, he can’t do that.  So instead, you have to dedicate one of your conversations each weekend to getting another asinine quest from him.  It’s obnoxious.  For each weekend, you get 12 points of time.  Conversations take up 2, and investigations go until you reach the end, or run out of time.  The awkward thing about investigating is that...you kinda just learn to run and stop at exactly the right point to gather.  If you get really good at it, you can do two conversations and still collect everything.  If you buy the increase to speed on a map, three conversations.  Which is nice, but it’s also just kind of weird to structure it like that.

Weekdays, by comparison, are the true micromanagement hell.  See, you gathered materials over the weekend, right?  Now you have to figure out what to do.  First, you have to build stuff.  You need ateliers for the alchemists to make items out of your materials.  You then need shops to sell those items to generate revenue.  You also need production facilities that can make more of some of the materials; so flower gardens make more plants, groves make more fruits, etc.  You can also dispatch characters to search for materials in areas you’ve already cleared.  Then, once the buildings are done, you set up a shopkeeper, and tell them which one item to sell, and their rating in the category of shop will tell you how much you’re selling.  So they determine the amount sold.  Alchemists are placed in the ateliers, and you then have a set amount of points for each alchemist that determines how much they can synthesize.  Material counts also matter.  Now, all this sounds okay, right?  But here’s the thing: the game will not tell you what you need.  You just have to know.  You can tell roughly based on how many items are shown in stock when you set an alchemist to synthesize, but let’s say you have 20 Wheat, and two alchemists set up.  Let’s say one is making 5 bread, and each bread takes 3 wheat.  Let’s then say you have the other alchemist set to make...I dunno, something else with Wheat, and that item takes 2 wheat per.  You set them to make 5 as well.  Now, clearly, we’re over budget.  They need 25 Wheat total, but you only have 20.  The game will not register the conflict.  It will say all alchemists will be fine and able to complete it, and only once the count is under what a specific alchemist needs will that alchemist and only that alchemist register the problem.  So let’s say instead you did this for a turn and gathered 12 Wheat.  Your count hit 0, but you gained 12 between turns, so you go into the next with 12 Wheat.  The first alchemist, who needs 15, will register a problem.  The second alchemist, who needs 10, will not.  So let’s say you forget who’s doing what and don’t thoroughly check the second alchemist here.  You adjust the first alchemist down to 4 Bread, which can use that 12 Wheat just fine.  The registered problem goes away, and you end your turn, content in your success.  Except then it registers that everything you needed isn’t made, and next turn you’re right back where you started, except now the shops are low on stock because you’ve effectively wasted two turns.

That’s the real nightmare of Nelke.  The only way to accurately check on this, is to check your main menu Supplies.  There, it will have a count of how much will be used, and how much is being gathered.  But it won’t tell you where.  So if you notice a problem, you now have to sift through your alchemists until you find the problem.  So good luck with that, I guess.

Oh, but there’s an alternate way to manage that streamlines it a bit!  You can set up your requested items, and have alchemists take on these requests as a commission type work.  So you throw in, hey, I need 5 bread, and it will tell you which alchemists can take on that work.  It’s a little easier to keep track of...but is horrifically inefficient.  Like with any micromanagement system, every point matters, which means if your alchemists are taking on all your item needs but have points left where they could do more?  You’re wasting time.  Which happens a lot with commissions.  You have to go back and check the values each alchemist is at anyway, and add in a few neutralizers or some low-cost item generally used in a lot of synthesis.  It gets tedious quick.

But hey, I mentioned fairies and should mention that one.  Fairies are great.  If you have a large or deluxe facility, you can add one or two fairies respectively.  For ateliers, fairies increase the number of items produced.  For shops, they increase the number of items sold.  It’s basically free.  Technically, they have wages, but I’ve never once noticed a problem of finances because of wages.  If you’re managing your shit right, the wages are negligible, which raises all kinds of issues with me but that’s not important here.  What is important, is that fairies are great.

So how do you get the large and deluxe versions of facilities?  You need special town items, unlocked via research, and an abundance of space.  So, given that it takes time to research the necessary, you may realize a problem.  Basic ateliers need to be established to actually work at all.  So when those are done, you have a choice.  You can make a new building from scratch, or you can renovate.  The sick part?  They cost exactly the same amount, so there’s almost no reason to ever renovate.  Renovations save absolutely nothing on materials or funding, and knock the atelier/shop being renovated out of commission until they finish, which means shops aren’t stocked and it’s just a huge clusterfuck.  But you also need the space for both shops, and space is generally finite.

Oh god, space.  Okay, so, there are 8 districts in total.  Four of them need you to do extra research on how you could develop the land around that area.  When a district is first opened, you only get so much space to operate in.  When that’s sufficiently filled, you expand and get another patch to work on, at which point you get another expansion.  The expansions can be a huge pain in the ass.  If they open up in a certain way, it can really mess with your layout, which is important because you can absolutely fill up a district the wrong way and be unable to do things optimally.  “Oh, just fill the awkward spaces with the little decorations.”  Yeah, that’s what I mean.  Their effects are so minor as to be useless, and they actually take up too much of whatever the square resource is, meaning you can’t place enough facilities to develop into a full-on town or city-level district.  It’s kind of a disaster.

But all that said...the game’s really not that hard.  Like...at all.  If you keep on top of things, there’s basically nothing that challenges you.  Fights don’t get difficult until the second to last area, and if you buy the stat increases, you’re basically invincible there too.  Cost becomes a problem then, but temporarily.  Funds are rarely, if ever, a problem if you’re upgrading when possible.  The only time a main assignment seems tough is #8, which requires 3 million cole in sales.  But you get 33 turns, and I cleared it in half the time, so...yeah.  Nothing they offer is really that tough, it’s just a lot of time invested to just micromanaging.

And that’s basically why Nelke isn’t all that fun.  It’s great seeing your favorite alchemists together, and the conversations between characters from across games can be fantastic.  But there’s barely any gameplay.  It’s mostly managing items and requests, and with no real exploration (every single area is a straight line you just run through with 2, maybe 3 fights per round) or engaging combat, there’s just not much that your alchemists are actually doing.  I realize having more to do with this level of character involvement would be really difficult, and I doubt there would have been a better way to do a quick thing like this with more effort, but it doesn’t make for the most compelling thing.

So now, I really just want to replay all the core games, and wish desperate for Dusk Trilogy DX on the Switch.

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Sweet Child of Mine Ch 1

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“Well fine,” Peter Quill growled, “since you don’t know when your best friend’s birthday is, I am picking it and I say that Groot’s birthday is tomorrow!” Rocket rolled his eyes and folded his arms, leaning back against the iron wall of the Milano’s common area.

“Once again you make no sense human,” across the table Drax frowned. “Groot is right here, how can he be born tomorrow?” It was Peter’s turn to roll his eyes as he explained.

“On Terra we celebrate birthdays, like the day that you were born. My birthday is June 4th so on every June 4th I would celebrate.” The celebrations Peter referred to of course were of him whispering “happy birthday” to himself in his bunk, or stow away ship, or whatever dark corner Yondu had him crammed in at that particular moment over the years of his childhood.

“Quill we don’t know what days we were born.” Gamora put in.

“Yeah but remember a few months back when I asked you all about it and you told me, ‘it was warm out?’ I tried to guess and had Rocket do the calculations to try to figure out how we could have a terran calendar for holidays and stuff?” None of them looked like they remembered.

“Oh yeah,” Roket mused, “I was supposed to do that wasn’t I?” He spit on the ground and shook his head.

“Dammnit dude! We probably already missed Easter and I really wanted a chocolate bunny!”

“What’s Easter?” Drax asked. Peter brushed it off,

“Doesn’t matter. Look, I am declaring Groot’s birthday tomorrow. We’ll stop on Dravia tonight, that will give us all time to look for presents and we’ll have a party.”

“It should have been yesterday,” Gamora started, “he opened his eyes yesterday.” Peter nodded, “fine, a belated birthday then. Rocket you really need to do the calculations for my calendar so we can find out what day it was yesterday. Holidays and birthdays are special, it gives us a chance to do some good ol’ fashioned team bonding.”

Rocket only shrugged, this was exactly the sort of the forced team bonding “celebrations,” he hated. How? How could they be talking about presents and sweets for Groot when he just opened his eyes the other day? When he had just been blown to pieces a few days before that? The image of it haunted Rocket every time he closed his eyes. Those big brown, soulful eyes looking at him. Looking into him, before everything was consumed by white light and Rocket felt his best friend shatter all around him. Groot had always been there. He’d been a towering presence, always at Rocket’s back whenever they were in a pinch. Rocket stood on his shoulders, he curled up with him to sleep, Groot was always there and large and looming. But now, now he was just so tiny. So…helpless. But he was here, and Rocket was over joyed, so why was that hole inside him still so deep and dark and full of longing, full of grief? But Groot was back now, wasn’t he? It shouldn’t matter. He was alive. For all their time together He filled that hole with alcohol, with mundane tinkering on every metal surface of the Milano he could find.

How did Star-Dork expect him to try and overlay his terran calendar to the Xandarian one when he could barely keep track of the days and nights? When he wasn’t working on reprogramming, upgrading, reinstalling or building, he drank until he either passed out, threw up or fell into a fitful sleep plagued by nightmares. When he wasn’t doing any of those things, he laboriously, meticulously hovered and watched over Groot.

“Alright troops, meeting over, you’re all dismissed.” Drax nodded and plodded down the Milano’s main corridor down to his quarters. Gamora too gave a small smile and made her way to the bay. Rocket moved to pluck Groot up from the table, he slept soundly upright, little arms gently swaying every now and then.

“Rocket wait, could I talk to you for a sec,” flaark, what is it now? Rocket cursed and set Groot down again.

“What do you want Star-Dork?” Peter smirked in the carefree way that made the cybernetic mammal want to scratch his face off.

“How much longer till we reach Dravia?”

“About three hours by humie time,” he answered shortly, his eyes never leaving Groot asleep in his pot.

“Listen Rocket…” Rocket knew that tone of voice. It was the lets-talk-about-feelings voice. “Are you okay, it’s been a rough couple of days for all of us…let alone you.” Rocket only glared,

“I’m fine Star-Dork! Just peachy! Save your sentimental crap for someone who needs it cause I sure as flark don’t!” It was Peter’s turn to roll his eyes, he put up his hands,

“Alright dude, whatever you say. I’m just sayin’ having your best friend get blown up and…”

“I said I’m fine Star-munch!” He snarled, tail flicking in disgust. Making his way to the cock-pit Rocket held Groot’s pot gently in his arms and carefully placed it on his lap, straining with the seat-belts to secure over the both of them. Two hours later he made the announcement to the ship:

“Hold on to your sorry asses, Dravia comin’ up in one leap.” Without waiting, he pushed the ship forward, thrusting through the galaxy at hyper speed, unconsciously pulling Groot’s pot closer to him as the hurdled forward.

“Rocket!!!” Gamora’s clenched-teeth disapproval echoed as they tumbled closer to Dravia’s atmosphere, eventually settling out and slowing down. Rocket’s red-brown eyes immediately making sure Groot was still in his place. The little Flora Colossus only continued to snooze and the enhanced raccoon spared a relieved breath.

“You reckless animal, you could have killed us all if we had not held on in time!” Drax accused, getting to his feet.

“Pshh, wusses.” Rocket shrugged and turned his attention forward. From the Milano’s large windows he could see Dravia come into sight, an orange film across an otherwise purple atmosphere. A planet of sand and fire and dust, as well a surprisingly bustling trade center for this quadrant of the galaxy.

“Who’s going to stay here with Groot?” Peer asked as the large ramp of Milano came down, landing with a soft thud on the sand. There were very little regulations for landing and launching in Dravia’s vast covered markets. Anywhere a ship could land was usually made into an in-prompt to landing dock. Gamora shook her head when Peter put the question to them and Rocket himself, normally making it a priority to stay within eye-site of the plant at all times, found himself needing a break. He needed ammo and supplies, he needed to find the diviest bar this side of the quadrant and drink himself under the table.

“I will stay with our small plant friend,” Drax said at last to which Quill smiled in appreciation.

“Sounds good, I’ll come back and relieve you in a bit that way you can get a chance to look around. Keep an eye out for gifts for Groot’s birthday!” Rocket dismissively waved his hand, walking down the ramp with his Collanian rifle at his side and two more revolvers at his hips. “…and guys?” He and Gamora turned, “try not to kill anyone this time. We’ll meet back here at dusk, sound good?” Rocket nodded without a sound and quickly made himself scarce in the labyrinthine markets. As always when he reached a new destination, he kept one eye out for anything resembling himself. Any augmented mammals, though he didn’t know what a mammal was. He did it subconsciously, hardly aware of it anymore. What he was keenly aware of however were the stares from humies and other aliens alike. One move for his guns however and they quickly turned the other way. But even that look of dread in their eyes no longer made his heart thrum with superiority like it used to.

Sharp smells of spices drifted through his nose, the sounds of bells and shop keeps hocking their wares sounded in his ears. Rocket drifted in and out of shops, taking whatever he needed. Too easy, he thought taking a roll of 19 caliber Torlac ammunition and slipping it into his left leg pocket. He exited the shop and turned down another street, easily dodging the legs of those who towered over him.

Gotta get a damn gift for Groot…he thought, pushing back the anxious thoughts of the little plant back on the ship. But what would he want? Rocket looked passed the different stalls as he walked. Small ornaments to hang from his branches and look at, preferably yellow or green, bottled soil from the forests of Havmouth, Flavian water, these things bought, not stolen. The honest way, that was half the present. Rocket knew that much from when they celebrated the day the two of them broke out of that laboratory asylum on Halfworld but that was what the old Groot liked. What about this tiny twig Groot? How much of him is actually there? Rocket contemplated not for the first time. It was too early to tell however, he reassured himself to stop from worrying about it. Maybe a new pot? I could get a yellow and green one, see if he likes he still has his favorite colors. Yeah that could—

“Hey vermin watch where your going!” A hard boot hit him roughly in the chest and Rocket found himself pushed to the side. “Damn rodent,” the large horned alien cursed and continued rushing along.

“Hey! Who you callin’ rodent mister?!” Rocket bristled, reaching for his rifle. By the time he had it out the creature was lost in the crowed and those around him hardly glanced at the small mammal beneath them. He cursed, putting it away and shook his head. Another piece of kindling on the pyre of his rage. Like always, he fumed, storming off down another alley. Spying a plant shop he looked around, plant life of all kinds and all shades grew from various pots. Rocket ducked under a large pink colored leaf just as the shop woman glanced over her shoulder. He reemerged, looking at a stack of smallish shaped pots, each of them brightly colored. He shook his head,

Cheap plastic, no. Groot deserves better than that. Groot deserves better. He deserved better. Rocket left without a purchase. The dark clouds of hatred rising in him. “I called him an idiot,” he repeated the mantra over to himself. Rocket called him an idiot, he yelled at him whenever he didn’t go with the plan, when he misunderstood directions, Rocket snarled and hissed at him whenever Groot tried to touch him, give him a pat of affection. Groot deserved so much better than the asshole partner Rocket had been. The worst had been when they were still on Halfworld, Rocket’s mind fried from his latest “modification.” He lay in his cell, shaking and delirious when the blurry image of Groot’s hand reached through the bars. In it was a small round frown of flowers. All shades of pink interspersed with leaves, Rocket had growled even as Groot reached out to him farther.

“I am Groot!” Rocket had stood, strode across the space between them and snatched the floral crown. He tore it to pieces until all that was left were slivers of pink and green and brown. The wide-eyed look of shock and hurt lacerated Rocket’s heart even now as he walked through the shops. He was hurt too, all carved up and burnt. How long did it take him to grow those flowers? Rocket shook his head. Something caught his eye, a green and yellow windmill that he had seen humie kids playing with. Might give him something to play with in that pot of his. Rocket thought, approaching the stand with practiced swagger.

“Get outta here, no varmint in my shop!” The man looked down at him as he approached. Rocket’s ears flicked back the words cutting him.

“I jus’ wanna buy one of those windmill things and I’ll be going.” The shopkeep narrowed his single eye, scrutinizing the enhanced raccoon not dissimilar as to those scientists on Halfworld. Rocket should have been used to it by now, but still that look made him want to sink into the floor and never come back.

“There twelve units. Double for rodents.”

“You this much of an asshole to everyone or am I lucky?” Rocket snapped back. The alien creature’s frowned deepened.

“Twenty four units.” Rocket huffed, that was enough for two drinks! Three if he got that shitty watered down crap. For Groot. He picked up one of the windmills and threw the units down on the counter, walking away before the one-eyed alien could make another smart remark. It was almost dusk, and Rocket made just enough time to swing back to the plant shop and get one of those pots. He’s going to need a bigger one eventually anyway, he thought to himself heading back to the ship. The Milano was intact; no missing pieces, no armies attacking. Rocket strode inside, up the cargo bay to the main bridge, up to the main deck, down the hall around the corner and halted. Music played from the common area, Peter twisted and danced, in his small pot Baby Groot flailed his hands and swayed along, mouth open in a large smile.

“Ooo child things are gonna get easier, Ooo child things are gonna get brighter!”

Rocket watched them dance, watched Groot move as much as he could and wave his arms around. Frozen with indignation and bittersweet resolve for several minutes, he swallowed and made his way back down the hall, through the narrow corridors and down another flight of steps to the engine room. Amid the main fuse, engine, controls for gravity, oxygen and other essentials Rocket kicked through his own weapons, ammunition, armor, and other belongings. Pushing aside s half-finished blaster resting on a six pack of Yagger Lager, he reached under the bulkhead into one of the many nooks and crannies of the engine room, against the far wall, up and to the left, sliding on his belly to get his arm up there and pulled down a small tin box.

“I’ll do better,” he breathed staring at the four other sticks he had saved from the explosion. He didn’t dare touch them. “This time I’ll do better, I promise.” Even as he said the words doubt squirmed in his stomach. “I’ll do it right this time.” His voice cracked and he closed the box, glancing at the small torn bits of pink flower petals as he did so.

[bettasaregoodfish]

Hey! I thought I should post an update since I haven't really been keeping up with this blog whatsoever. Sorry about that. I need to at least follow more fish blogs and reblog more fish pictures. Tycho and Spot are ok, but I haven't had much motivation to maintain their plants or keep their tanks pretty lately, as seen in the above photo. I am lazy and everything is overwhelming right now, including this. I promise that water changes and daily feedings are happening, but even those things are hard for me and my wife is helping me a lot, which I am so grateful for. I can't be bothered to change the light intensity or timing, and I am almost never adding ferts or flourish excel. Due to the relatively high light and lack of Excel, Spot's tank (right) is completely overrun with algae and it is hideous. Tycho's tank (left) has excess algae too, but it's not completely out of control like Spot's. I believe this is because Tycho's tank has a larger ramshorn snail population, which is because Tycho is not good at eating his pellets, and the excess ramshorn snails are eating the algae. That's my best guess, anyway, since the tanks are completely identical in size, light intensity and duration, and amount of plants. (This is also the reason for the generous layer of snail poop in Tycho's tank. Just in case you were wondering about the poop disparity.) No plants have died completely as far as I can tell, but most of them are pretty well coated in algae, many of the Amazon sword leaves look pretty sad, and the frogbit is surviving but not propagating. The java moss in particular looks absolutely strangled by all the algae. I know I need to scrub the hell out of the algae, remove the driftwood and rocks etc. to thoroughly clean the algae off them, then do a large water change and probably repeat that a few more times, and start at least dosing Excel regularly again. I've been lazy and I find that all extremely overwhelming and it seems more impossible the worse it gets. About Tycho being bad at eating his pellets - I think he is getting old. I have had him for about a year and a half, but I know pet store bettas are typically about a year old when you buy them, and their lifespan can be as low as 3 years total even with proper care. (Please let me know if I'm wrong about the lifespan.) He does eat a healthy amount of food, but it takes a lot of tries. He has slowly gotten more and more lethargic, and he usually won't swim very far to get his pellets - I always pre-soak the pellets so they sink anyway, so he just waits for them to fall, and if they fall too far away from him he won't swim for them, but even when they fall close he sometimes misses them and then can't find them once they fall on the ground. I do the best I can to siphon them out with a turkey baster, but sometimes they fall in hard-to-reach places, and sometimes if they fall under or behind something I just straight up can't find them, so I definitely don't get them all out. And if we're being 100% honest here, some days I don't bother. Some days I am like fuck it, the snails will eat it. But most of the time I at least try. I aim to do small water changes once a week, but more often it's medium water changes every two weeks, and sometimes large water changes after 3. I do check the water parameters occasionally, and they are always 0 ammonia and nitrite, and 10-20 ppm nitrate maximum right before a water change. I know that nitrate could stand to be a little lower, but I don't think it's high enough to actually make Tycho sick. As far as I can tell, he isn't showing any signs of illness other than lethargy, which is why I think he is just old. Spot is 100% healthy and very fit - he zooms all around his tank all the time. He is my first short-finned betta, and it's fun to see how active he is. I think at some point in the future I would like to upgrade him to a bigger tank, since he would definitely use all the swimming space. Maybe I should abandon the goldfish idea and put him in the 55 gallon instead, lol. I just said lol, but now that I think about it I might actually consider it. Speaking of the supposed future goldfish tank, I have been 100% neglecting it - fishless cycling was the idea, but it's been literal months since I have added ammonia, tested, or done a water change on that tank. People come over and are like "where are the fish" and I'm like um.... yeah....... about that. tl;dr: I am a lazy piece of shit doing the bare minimum to care for my two bettas. Their tanks are ugly, the 55 gallon has zero fish, and the bettas are doing ok except that Tycho is an old man now. Maybe this post will resonate with people. Maybe my honesty will be reassuring to other fishkeepers who are not perfect and fuck things up. Or maybe I will get called the fuck out for being a horrible fishkeeper who should never have pets ever, which would probably not be unfair. I would honestly appreciate an outside perspective on this, because I can't tell which it is. If anyone has any questions or feedback or advice, feel free to send an ask or message anytime. I don't mind talking about personal shit if anyone wants to know, but I wanted to keep this post as free from excuses as possible. Thanks for reading.

[memorytile0-blog]

Studio Tour!

Hey everyone!

It’s been over a year since I moved into my new house, so you know what that means – time for an updated studio tour!! Yeahhhh!!

Same as with my last delay, I kept putting off sharing this room with y’all because I really wanted to feel like it was “done” first. Even though, realistically, nothing is ever finished in my home – I’m always moving things around! I had a little kick in my pants via a Sewing Space feature over at Tilly & the Buttons , which forced me to suck it up and take the dang photos already. What you’re about to see is my studio in it’s natural state – it’s tidy, but not show-room perfect (i.e., I really should reorganize my fabric shelve, but, priorities).

While I was compiling the photos for this post, I ended up falling down a pretty deep rabbit hole of my past studio spaces. You may not be aware of this, but I’ve had a dedicated sewing room in some shape or form since 2006. My tastes & decorating have definitely changed a lot over the years, which I personally find pretty interesting! I think it’s also relevant as a lot of people comment on how well-organized my space is – which, it should be, I’ve been working on it for over 12 years! 😛 So before we jump into the NEW studio, I want to share a little bit of my evolution first!

Apologies in advance for the poor photos – it looks like my photography skills have also evolved, at least a little 😉

2006: My very first dedicated sewing space, back when I lived in Midtown in Nashville TN. I loved that apartment so, so much and stayed there for several years – it was a beautiful old building with crazy cheap rent. I eventually couldn’t handle the poor maintenance or the noisy bars getting built up around me, so I moved… but not before moving my sewing room all over this one apartment. First stop was in what I think was the dining room – or possibly a small servant’s quarters (it was a 100+ year old building right by Vanderbilt with a layout that suggested this might have been the intention). It was a VERY small room – like I’ve had bigger walk-in closets than this space – but it was perfect for a tiny sewing set-up.

Also, if you are curious – the dress I’m wearing is New Look 6557, which was the first proper sewing pattern I made by myself and I made DOZENS of that dress lol

2007: Still in the same apartment in Midtown, but I moved shop into what was the bedroom (with my bedroom in the living room, and the tiny dining room being a sitting room). My ex boyfriend and I painted the room orange, and then he claimed it for his office (a bold move considering he never paid any rent). As soon as I kicked his ass out, I reclaimed the room for myself. So this is my “fuck you” sewing room haha. I also got Amelia, my cat, around the same time – for the same reason 🙂

Very little of this room is still in my possession! I have all new sewing machines and furniture. The only things I still have are the desk chair and that Little Prince poster. Also, lol at another New Look 6557 being on the dress form. And, yes, I had 4 irons. I did a lot of dumpster diving at Vanderbilt University back then and irons were a popular thing to throw away I guess.

2008: Decided I was DEFINITELY worth the biggest room in the apartment, so I moved my studio to the living room (and took back the bedroom for, well, my bedroom). This room was massive and I looooved that space so much. Painted it green, which in retrospect… not my best idea. I built a makeshift long table out of some old cabinets and a piece of plywood covers with peel and stick tile. And I upgraded my machines – I still use both of those today! Actually found the receipt the other day while I was cleaning out my files; I bought them at the end of 2007 :3

For funsies, here’s a photo of me at that time – scene hair and all! I made that dress with knit fabric from Walmart haha

2009: Same room, with some updates! I repainted the entire thing bright turquoise (which became “my color” as far as studios are concerned!), as well painted my furniture. Got a cutting table (just one of those cheap ones from Joann’s), some new storage, and made curtains. This was taken over Christmas, hence the sparkly tree (which I still have today!)

2010: Ok, last one! This is the saddest looking photo ever, ha, but it’s literally the only one I have! I ended up moving out of my Midtown apartment and in with a friend who lived in South Nashville. He never used his living room, so I took it over as my sewing room! I had to work around the existing furniture, but I made it work. Lived here for about 2 months and then I moved to East Nashville to live with my BFF.

Other sewing spaces have their own blog post! 2011: Yellow Sewing room in East Nashville, TN 2011: Pale Blue sewing room in East Nashville, TN 2012: Giant Turquoise sewing room in West Nashville, TN 2015: Oddly Shaped Turquoise sewing room in Kingston Springs, TN 2017: Apartment sewing room in West Nashville, TN

Whew! Ok, this post has gotten long already and we aren’t even at the good stuff yet!

Anyway, here is where I am today! I moved into this sweet 1935 Tudor in 12 South/Nashville a little over a year ago. It’s a wonderful house + neighborhood and I really love living here. I use the second bedroom as my studio – it’s very small (just barely 11′ x 11′), and there are two doors, plus a closet, which made furniture arranging a little bit of a challenge! I had to take a lot of measurements and draft up a few room layouts before I figured out a good fit for everything, but it was definitely worth it.

The back half of the house was originally carpeted, and before I moved in I negotiated with the landlord to have the carpets removed (they were gross. Not, like, “ewwww carpet, gross” but like “10+ year old covered in stains gross”) and we were both delighted to discover the original hardwoods underneath. I also had her paint the walls a bright white, which really helped the overall vibe of the room. Before I moved in, this house was dark and dirty… it’s pretty fabulous now, though. I love it so much.

Also, because this comes up often – yes, I move a lot. I’m a renter, and my city is unfortunately going through some growing pains with skyrocketing rents + half the affordable houses either getting bulldozed (to build more $1M houses) or turned into AirBNBs (do not even get me started on the tragedy that is AirBNB over here, omg. It is a big, big problem and I encourage you if you visiting a popular city like Nashville to be very weary of any AirBNB that clearly is *only* an AirBNB and not someone’s home). I would love to buy and stop moving, but right now it just is not feasible. I like to think I’ve found a great long-term home here, but this is an expensive/trendy neighborhood so fingers crossed my landlord doesn’t try to turn it into a short term rental or sell it to the highest bidder.

Details about all products (including furniture & decor) are at the end of this post!

Here is the studio when you enter through the hallway in the back of the house!

As full of a view of the room that I could get!

The back wall (facing the door you enter through) holds all my sewing machines. I built the long table with IKEA components (this will be a running theme in this room haha), because I wanted to house all my machines on one single table that I could just roll down in my chair. There are lots of drawers which is great for storing notions and supplies. The windows get a lot of light and a very pretty view, but there are several mature trees in front so I also get some privacy.

Another view of the table and machines. You can also see part of the side porch through the window.

Above the machines, I hung lights for some extra brightness in the room. True story – I rarely use these lights, as I realized immediately after that the main overhead light could hold 3 bulbs and 2 were blown out. I replaced all the bulbs with super high wattage daylight bulbs and HOLY SHIT BRIGHTNESS BATMAN. It’s like high noon in this room now, all the time! It’s amazing!!! Y’all can have your ~ambient lighting~ all you want but I am all bright, all the time haha

Looking to the left of the machines, this is where I keep my bookshelves that hold sewing/knitting/art books, Papercut Patterns, and knitting supplies. All my yarn fits in that one big basket 😛 I also keep WIP patterns in the magazine holder on top of the bookshelf. Over the book shelves, I hung two long wall shelves – the boxes store swatches, zippers, and lingerie supplies, and the top shelf is purely decorational. Those plants are fake as fuck, btw.

Here’s another angle – thread racks, an extra stool, and a lamp that rarely gets used (again, daylight lightbulbs are the BOMB you guys).

If you continue down that wall to the left, you’ll end up back at the door in which you entered. There is a door in the middle of the wall that leads to the side porch. This is where my dressform lives. I wasn’t crazy about the large blank wall, but didn’t want to spring for wallpaper (or bother painting… I like painting, but I’m not a fan of painted accent walls and I didn’t want to paint the entire room), so I bought these wall stickers on Amazon and made a dotty wall! It makes me so happy! 🙂

So, going back to the machines and swinging right – you will get my fabric stash! Really thought about reorganizing this for the photo (it actually does need to be sorted and culled), decided not to haha. My old shelf that I’ve been using since 2009 wasn’t going to fit in this room, so I passed it on to a friend and bought something a little more modular. This area holds my fabric, PDF patterns, embroidery and art supplies, and my snap setters.

Next to my fabric is my ironing station! I started out in this room with a proper ironing board, but I desperately needed more storage so I swapped it out for a tabletop ironing board. I can’t take credit for this – I totally took the idea from Jasika as she made the exact same thing. It’s perfect! I padded out the top of an IKEA kitchen island with a few layers of cotton batting, then wrapped fabric (it’s Robert Kaufman Essex linen, specifically, if you are curious lol) around the whole thing and stapled it down. The station has drawers that hold ironing supplies and camera equipment, and shelves to hold my current projects and my Cricut Maker. The bucket of fabric next to the table holds scraps that are too big to throw away but not big enough to justify putting back on the shelf.

My iron is a gravity feed iron (I’m still using the same original one I got back in 2012!); the tank is suspended from the ceiling with a heavy duty plant hanger. Rather than keep the iron on my table, I found a small metal shelf on Amazon (used to house tv speakers) and attached that to the wall. This frees up space on my board, plus makes me feel a little less wigged-out about having an iron on top of cotton + wood. Over the station, I have a hanging light that is plugged directly into the same power strip that powers the iron. This way, I always know if the iron is on or off – and I never leave it on by accident!

The ironing station my cat’s favorite place to perch (second favorite is behind the sewing machines), so she can look out the window! I have a really great back yard, but unfortunately my crappy back neighbors tore down the entire tree line that separates us so I now have to stare at their house instead of beautiful green trees (and now no privacy! Boo!). Also, unfortunately for them, this has not deterred me from changing directly in front of that window haha

Next to the ironing station is my desk! This is where I get all my work done, unless I’m sitting on my porch (which is equally pretty great). On the wall beside my printer is where I hang my rulers, as well as an inspiration bulletin board and my fabric swatch board (where I keep track of the fabrics I want to sew next).

Next to the desk is the tiny closet. Sorry about this picture – this was the only way to not make it loo horrifying haha. I keep the rest of my patterns in here, organized in boxes. PDF patterns that I am working on are hung with clips on a small tension rod, and rolled PDF patterns are stored in a small trash can on the floor. I also keep supplies for my other job in here, on the top shelf. Rather than stack things, I built shelves with plywood so this closet is basically a giant shelf behind a door.

For more info about how I organize my patterns, please check out this blog post!

One side of my cutting table has drawers (holding pincushions, muslins, extra interfacing scraps, and lesser-used sewing tools) and bins (holding swimsuit fabric and… well I just realized that other bin is empty lol it was holding a WIP that I finished).

The other side of my cutting table holds all my scissors, and more bins (boxes have leather scraps and silk scraps, bins have classroom supplies and supplies for when I need to take my machine on the road for my job).

Finally, under the table is space for a big trash can and a rolling kitchen cart, which I use to hold sewing supplies and general art supplies.

Some detail shots:

This wall makes me so happy! That jar is holding all my broken/used needles and pins.

These lights make me happy, too! I could only find them in black, so I spray painted them gold.

Embroidery designed and stitched by me 😛 😛 😛

Ok, so almost done! Finally, here are the links to sources for furniture & other stuff. Most of the things in this room are either from IKEA, or secondhand. Spoiler alert! Also please be aware that a lot of these links are affiliate links, meaning I will get a small commission if you click them and end up purchasing something. Just a head’s up!

Wall paint color: Seriously, I have no idea. White?

FURNITURE: Sewing machine table: ALEX drawer unit + LINNMON table top Vintage desk chair: Thrifted Cutting table: 2 KALLAX shelves + LINNMON tabletop + 2 KALLAX drawers + 4 KALLAX casters. Scissor rail is BYGEL RAIL + s-hooks Fabric Shelves: HEJNE shelving unit Bookshelves: thrifted Ironing Station: FORHOJA kitchen cart + metal dvd wall shelf Printer table: KLIMPEN drawer unit Writing desk: Nashville flea market Desk chair: Nashville flea market, spray painted gold and white Wall shelves: EKBY JÄRPEN / EKBY BJÄRNUM Turquoise utility cart: RÅSKOG Dressform: Professional female dressform with collapsible shoulders (also: full review here!)

ACCESSORIES & DECORATIONS: Yellow & white storage boxes: DRÖNA Large white storage boxes: IKEA, discontinued (these are similar) Small white storage boxes: IKEA, discontinued (these are similar) Fake plants: FEJKA Industrial paper roll: Given to me when my old job (advertising) was downsizing and clearing out the art room! Ceiling light (over ironing board): KNAPPA Ceiling lights (over machines): Geometric Light bulb cage pendant (spray painted gold) + Edison light bulbs + HEMMA cord set DMC thread organizer: thrifted Thread racks: given to me by Elizabeth Suzann, but here are some similars on Amazon- thread rack + serger thread rack Sewing room art: Joanna Baker, via Madalynne giveaway “I’ve Made A Huge Mistake” chalkboard sign: Custom made by Kaelah Sewing machine print: Madalynne Polka dot stickers: Gold polka dot wall decals Baskets: thrifted & spray painted gold White floor lamp: NOT floor lamp White desk lamp: Another score from the art supply room cleanout at my old job Small turquoise/white stool: Nashville Flea Market White cutting mats: The Shop Company White deer head: Gift from Elizabeth Suzann Snap setters (only people people always ask!): Purchased secondhand from Elizabeth Suzann

Ok, I think that’s all! Hope you enjoyed the tour 🙂

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[queenrozaay]

hold me close | 24 JUNE 2017

{ status: ongoing } pairing: jongin x rosé bg: it’d been a week since their hidden feelings they had felt for one another came to light and rose finds herself missing jongin more often that he should.  feeling somewhat bold, she decided to send him an invite to her place. -

pcy: [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] Watson, I think we have a problem. [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] I don't think I can finish this watermelon all by myself- [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] +view attachment

kji: [ kkt → my shorty ] you've reached Watson's emergency hotline. that needs to be fixed asap, good thing you called for back up sherlock. [ kkt → my shorty ] no other choice but to help you finish it. [ kkt → my shorty ] p.s did you set it all up? I'm digging these balcony aesthetics

pcy: She had settled herself all nice and snug in those blankets when her phone buzzed, letting her know she'd received a text whom she assumed was either one of her members telling her she needed to help feed one of the dogs OOORRR from he who shall not be named. It just so happened the latter was the reason behind the stupid grin that now slowly spread across her face, fingers quickly working up a reply. [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] Oh thank god. I couldn't remember what your hours of operation were and was worried I missed you by an hour or something. But in any case I'l be waiting. [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] Mm. I did and I'm glad you like it! The weather is looking pretty good tonight too. Hey, can you do me a favor and bring something for us to drink while you're on your way? [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] I'm faaarrr too comfyyy to get upppp.. 

kji: [ kkt → my shorty ] the hotline was just about to close tbh, so you basically managed to catch me seconds before, lucky stars are on your side 😉 [ kkt → my shorty ] so hey I'll finish up with a few things and be on my way ok? I'm guessing I should just use that key under the plant? [ kkt → my shorty ] also what drinks should I grab? Something fizzy? [ kkt → my shorty ] and i do really like it, it looks so peaceful. Lazy ass, I'll let myself in then 😝😝 The wide smile on his face couldn't be wiped off at this point, even the others had noticed it which gave them a reason to tease - some of them had an idea, but some were oblivious still. Either way, he'd been thinking of all sorts of excuses he could use just so he could meet up with her, and this little hangout just seemed so perfect. Jongin didn't want to seem so eager by showing up early since he didn't actually have anything to finish, but figured the stop at the store would kill a few minutes;

pcy: [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] I always knew I had /such/ impeccable timing. Aren't you proud of me? 😌 Okay, to say she wasn't the least bit thrilled to see him would be a lie. There was no use lying to herself anyways and even if she had, the fact that she was now fully aware of just how much of an effect he had on her would come back to haunt her. In other words, he had at some point became an irreplaceable person in her life, someone who had the power to turn even the worst of days into one of the best and all it took was just his presence. She stifled a giggle at the messages that slowly popped up on her screen, fingers working up another reply. [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] No rush, take your time. I won't be going anywhere for a loooonnngg while. Chaeyoung's typing slowly ceased as memories of the time they've shared together in the time they've known each other from the first moment they met when she'd unknowingly saved him from a swarm of fangirls up until this very moment danced through her mind. These strange feelings that she had been experiencing over this past month had her wondering if this was what it felt like to whole-heartedly like someone. Having minimal experience in this arena, the whole idea frightened her to the core, but if it was with him, she figured it'd be okay, a decision she had consciously made herself. With a small sigh of content, she returned to the task at hand and finished up her little text. [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] I'm not picky, you know thisssss. I'll drink whatever you choose for us. Us.. she liked the sound of that. [ kkt -> puppy oppa ] See you soon~ 😚😬

kji: Someone who could make him smile with just a simple text notification, a screen name that he's always secretly looking forward to seeing, if only she knew the power she had over him. How stupid he sometimes looked walking through a crowd of people too, be it strangers or staff workers who'd catch him smiling to himself like an idiot whenever a reminder of chaeyoung would pop up into his head. It was crazy. Just like right now, he skidded into a stop after spotting his reflection in the glass doors where all the cold drinks stoof, seeing that high school boyish happy grin, no wonder the girl at the check out gave him a weird look. He grabbed a couple of drinks, two small bottles of cola and two cartons of orange juice just because he'd been craving some. Phone out in his hand again for a quick reply as the items were scanned. [ kkt → my shorty ] what can I say, maybe we just got that connection as any watson/sherlock should, eh? 😌 [ kkt → my shorty ] I got us a few drinks. It's a surprise. "Not picky" she says, I better not hear any complaints from you then 😜 [ kkt → my shorty ] but anyway, on my way. See you soon 😚 Imma have to suffer seeing that ugly plant again 🌵🙄 He laughed silently to himself as he strolled out of the store, tipping his cap lower over his eyes to cover up while making his way over. By now he didn't even need to look where he was going, he knew the way to her dorm even if he had to do it blindfolded. But here he was, searching for the key under the plant to let himself in like he'd do more than half of the time, slipping his shoes off and his cap. Something in his chest stirrer up and the realisation that he was seconds away from seeing her hit him hard with feels. Calm, jongin had to remind himself as he knocked playfully on the balcony door to get her attention, making a face as he peeks through.

pcy: Chaeyoung had actually dozed off at some point. Could you blame her though? Try staying awake when you're wrapped up in the softest blankets you own, cool breeze blowing in your face and such. Not even the obnoxious kakao message tone going off repeatedly stirred her awake. Exhaustion must have finally caught up to her. With their most recent comeback out now, sleep was the last thing on her list of priorities. Poor way of taking care of herself, yes. But with so many events lined up, she barely had any time to breathe.

kji: Seeing no response from her he took a little closer look by pressing his forehead against the glass door just to see the most peaceful expression on her, she actually fell asleep? Jongin could only imagine how tired she must've been the past few days with all the performances, heck he read somewhere that they barely got two hours of sleep before their next schedule. He didn't even have the heart to wake her up yet so he decided to let himself in quietly tiptoeing to settle the bag wth drinks next to the watermelon, before quietly settling himself next to her on the blanket hovering just a little bit over her smaller frame with a smile on his face. Then came a question as to whether that whole thing with sleeping beauty actually worked? Do kisses wake someone up and whether he should test this theory came next in the queue of questions. The urge to lean in was too big to fight against, sneaking a peck onto her cheek before whispering "Chae.. psst. The friendly drink delivery guy is here"

pcy: Whenever exhaustion took over, Chaeyoung was incapable of having any dreams per say. This she was well aware of. Knowing this, why on earth did Jongin's familiar voice sound so real..? It was almost as if he was there. Yeah, she liked him, but to have him visit her in her nonexistent dreams was a little much, wasn't it? Before she could arrive at an answer, she had jerked herself away, eyelids fluttering open. As her vision slowly adjusted to what little light her patio had to offer, she found herself grinning an idiot, crawling into his lap without a second thought, arms circling around his neck, pulling him into a tight embrace. "Favorite delivery guy~ did you have any trouble making it over here?"

kji: A miracle, Disney movies know what they're talking about, theory one has been confirmed. His eyes pretty much disappeared as they formed crescents from the smile, surprised by how quickly she slid onto him, that was a quick wake up and boy was her smile just the brightest thing he'd ever seen. Not to mention, how in the he did she pull such cute expressions on her face, the way she looked at him just now fluttered his heart more than once, it wasn't fair, he wasn't actual prepared for this. "I've been upgraded to a favorite? Oh wow I feel like that's a big accomplishment. But no, apart from one guy that almost ran into me on his bike, no other danger came up. Either he wanted our drinks or was sleep deprived" he slid his arms around her waistline to pull her closer, lowering his voice into a soft tone "But hey. Were you tired? You shouldve told me you wanted to sleep Chae, I would've came some other time."

pcy: A small whine escaped her lips, eyelids having fallen shut at one point and she was found shaking her head slowly against his chest, "Noooo.. It's fine. I'm wide awake! Seee!" She opened her eyes as wide as she could possibly make them, doing her best to suppress the laugh that bubbled in her throat. "And even if you hadn't come, I probably would've found some excuse to come see you anyways..." Chaeyoung admitted, clearlng her throat some, eyes wandering off to the side. "I'm glad you made it here in one piece though! I'm surprised you weren't ambushed by a group of fangirls again.. It seems like something that would happen to you as sad as it sounds."

kji: He falls into a quiet chuckle seeing how she tried to prove it to him as he leaned back more comfortable into the pillows, keeping her pressed tight. "You remind me of that one episode of Tom and Jerry, where Tom tried all those tricks to keep his eyes open so he wouldn't pass out" he said teasingly and quietens down as a small smile forms from her next words. "Yeah? Glad I wasn't doing anything then, I don't really want you going around places when you're this tired, you need rest too punk. Also, gotta hand it to you, you turned this balcony into a perfect napping place. Those candles are a nice romantic touch too-" this time it was his turn to clear his throat, leaning his head onto hers. "Hah, aye not on a daily basis please. I just ended up walking past a high school that one time, at the wrong hour- This time I was smart with my disguise. A big thank you to all the caps out there for keeping us somewhat protected from the public."

pcy: "Yeah well, I'd like to say you're like my own personal battery charger. Even if I've been reduced to a zombie-like state, one hug from you and i'm back to my bubbly upbeat self again." She whispered softly, tilting her head up to look at him, soft smile gracing her lips. Her eyes narrow playfully though, bringing a finger up in front of her face and shook it lightly. "Don't ask me how or why though. It is what it is and you should just accept it! As for your disguise- I think you did quite well this time around. But then again, I feel those fans of yours who are hella crazy about you could recognize you from a mile away no matter what you throw on."

kji: It felt so foreign hearing her admit to all the effects that he had on her still getting used to it, that soft whisper sending a pleasant shiver as all the more it gave him a faster heartbeat. "Personal battery charger? Its the first time you tell me something like that. It's good to know that I can do this much for you at least, even though I'd like to take away all the exhaustion from you completely. Yah, I wasn't even going to ask how or why, you're the one making me more curios now. But I'm not complaining" he laughed and brought a hand up to capture her chin while his thumb gives the corner of her lips a gentle swipe. "True, they're better than any sort of sherlock holmes I swear. Maybe I should switch to a different cologne? Think that'd fool them for a while?"

pcy: Chaeyoung parted her lips, taking his thumb into her mouth without much hesitation, flicking her tongue along exposed skin, brows wiggling in a teasing manner while he spoke. How she could easily do stuff like this, but find it difficult to admit her feelings was beyond her. It amazed her even to this day. Had she been listening to what he was saying, yeah. But she chose not to respond for the time being, figuring this moment to tease him was far too good to ruin with a few simple words.

kji: This girl brought all sorts of emotions out of him, ones that he didn't even know he could have, and what's worse is that she could manage to make him speechless just like now, staring at her suggestive flick of the brow and just as suggestive lick to his thumb, how did he manage all this time? Not even he could tell. He cleared his throat as to pretend like this wasn't effecting him in any way, oh no, narrowing his eyes. "Chae.. are you even listening.. what are you doing? If you want a taste you can just kiss me instead" that just came blurting out playfully as he tapped that same thumb onto her lips before it was replaced with his own, caught up in the moment and a want to kiss her, he just sort of went for it.

pcy: Geez. His reaction was priceless as always. And he wondered why she went this far to tease him. How could she pass up a chance to catch him looking ridiculously candid yet adorable at the same time? To answer his question, no- no she wasn't. Though her ears perked up a bit when he mentioned something about a kiss and she was /going/ to throw something smart his way, but wasn't given the chance to. Maannn. He always did this! Not that she was complaining or anything, in fact, she enjoyed and welcomed all of his sweet kisses. It's just- she never got the last word because of him. Admitting defeat, Chaeyoung brought a hand up to cup his cheek guiding him closer to her, lips slowly moving in synch with his. Darn you, Kim Jongin.

kji: He was really starting to understand that saying that others would quote, the 'she's going to be the death of me'. With her bold acts like these - he might as well prepare for his death, because it's not like he had the biggest control of himself, more than someone average would he guessed, since he liked to believe he wasn't one that'd fall into temptations that quick, but with time, his limits would burst. However, with all that aside troublemaking aside, the warmth of her lips was all he could think about in this moment. It was so easy for her to pull him in because he followed and leaned closer to press his lips against hers just with a little more pressure. Sweet, yet in a way a meaning greeting that he'd been wanting since he stepped into the dorm. Arms circled around her tighter, before slowly loosening again, and slowly, he started to lean back to break their liplock so he could lean his forehead on hers. "Did I mention what a troublemaker you are? You and your selective hearing. Maybe I should do this every time you stop listening to me" he couldn't say it without a smile as his eyes opened to take a peek at her expression. "Punk. What am I supposed to do with you?"

pcy: "Only about a million times," she answered as if it were no big deal, corners of her lips tugging up into a smile. A sigh of content escaped her lips, eyelids fluttering open to meet his warm brown ones. And for awhile she held his gaze like that as if he were one of the most important things in life to her, which he was. sometimes, that's all it really took. "I hope you never figure it out. That way you'll have an excuse to keep me around longer and I'd have an even better excuse to bug the crap out of you!" She confessed, lightly poking his side with a soft chuckle.

kji: He didn't realise just how much he treasured such little moments like these until now, the short silence of just getting lost in each other eyes, he didn't even mind if this continued for another while. Leaning back a little more comfortable, but the poke to his side got him to flinch, he might not have been the most ticklish one out there but some spots just really got him. Jongin laughed and raised a hand to capture her chin. "Do I really need an excuse to keep seeing you though? I've been thinking of many excuses that I could use just to come over..but it got me thinking last night. What if I just want to see you for no other reason than to just be next to you?" He threw in that question without his gaze wavering anywhere else but her eyes, a small smile turning wider. "Yeah what would my day be without you bugging me? It turned into a daily thing now didn't it."

pcy: There was no doubt in her mind how much is words touched her, but then it also got her thinking. What exactly was she to him..? If there was one thing she was certain about, it would be all this extra stuff they did- the hand holding, the tight bear-hugs, the kissing- she would /never/ do these things with just /any/ guy. And then it hit her and the concern that she experienced in that moment flashed across her very eyes. What if by some chance he had thought she was the type of girl to mess around-? Her fingers dug into the fabric of his shirt and she swallowed thickly the more she dwelled on this thought. "H-hey.." She began, the humor no longer evident in her tone of voice. Chaeyoung was unsure how to go about this, honestly. The most obvious way would be to straight up speak her mind and so she does though keeping her eyes on his chest, finding it particularly interesting in that moment. "W-what... exactly.. am I to you?"

kji: For the first time, he froze to take a moment and process her question as it hit him, it was funny how he never actually took the time to dwell deeper onto it himself. It did circle in his mind a few times before, going back to the beginning of their first kiss, the time they ended up on a beach after their his fan sign event where he wondered what this relationship between them was. But now that it's been thrown at him directly face to face it caught him off guard and he was lost in his own words not sure how he could phrase this. Really, what were they? This wasn't something he wanted to let go of after just a few kisses, the care for this girl went deeper than just this. She was like his best friend, the way they could chat just about anything stupid, bicker, only that everything wasn't so platonic anymore. He cleared his throat, letting his hands slowly slide down her arms. He could answer this in various ways, the only problem is that the nervous feeling of what she'd think about it suddenly rushed in. "I.. You're something a lot more..to me, than anyone else. Let me be real with you, since you asked.. And I don't want to go around in circles. You know I can't pretend that we're just friends. We're not. What..would you think if I said-" he paused before continuing, "that maybe we should take this a little more seriously? I don't want this attraction to be temporary between us.." Jongin exhaled as he finally said it.

pcy: Her head shot up the second those words left his lips and she was found staring stupidely at him. Chaeyoung was pretty sure her heart had stopped beating for a hot second. Were her ears deceiving her? Was he serious? There were so many questions she had wanted to ask him, but couldn't even find the right words to articulate the emotions that swept through her body in this moment in time. 'Jongin. likes. me. Kim. Jongin. fucking. likes. me. Woah.' "Yeah well..you're just lucky my type just so happens to be idiots who look good even with a paper bag over their head." She finally spoke up unable to hide the amusement in her voice. Chaeyoung could only imagine just how nervewrecking it was for him to have confessed that and being the type to joke her way out of situations like these, she did. "But all jokes aside, I don't want this to be temporary either..." Her voice trailed off and she's found biting her bottom lip again, choosing her words carefully. "I-it's not easy for me to admit this, so you better listen closely because I'm not going to repeat myself. You hear?" She doesn't wait for him to reply, drew in a deep breath and whispered an "I like you, Jongin. A lot.' before hiding her face in his chest, squealing all the while.

kji: He had to admit, as nervous as he was her typical silly comment did lift that serious weight off his chest in that moment, to which he playfully rolled his eyes at because this was the typical Chaeyoung he knew, and liked, since he pretty much already admitted so. Until everything went quiet in the next second as soon as the confession reached his ears, she really want kidding, right? And in all the times that he'd been thinking about it, their feelings really were mutual it wasn't just all in his imagination. The girl that always teased him and called him dumb, actually likes him back. It was stupid to think, but no other way to describe it than to say that the world felt like a better place with just those few words from her. Jongin cracked a grin as he saw her hiding her face, and let her be so while he squeezed his arms tightly around, who knew that such a nerve wrecking question could make one this stupidly happy. "A lot you say? I'm sorry you might have to repeat it again because I'm not sure if I heard that right. Park Chaeyoung likes me? I need this confirmed, and maybe in a written form too just in case I have hearing problems" he said through a breathy laugh before growing quiet again with a smile lingering on his face. "These feelings are mutual then, I can guarantee it.. This leads to one more question.. What does this make us?"

pcy: Her brow twitched in annoyance as his words reached her ears. Whelp. That didn't take long! Him returning to his normal self, she means. But she wouldn't have it any other way, smiling secretly to herself as he continued to say very Jongin-like things. Even if had wanted her to repeat it a million times, she would do it. Though it would take hell of a lot of convincing since she's more of the type to show rather than say, if that made sense. "I like you more than I like pizza rolls," she admitted, though he probably didn't catch that with all the laughing and talking he was doing but that's okay. Hearing him reassure her that her feelings were returned was probably one of the most heartwarming and reassuring things she has heard all day. That stupid grin she was wearing was no longer hidden, head tilting up slightly to catch his eyes. "Mmm. That depends. What do you want /us/ to be..?" Why Chaeyoung dodged questions like these by throwing it right back at him was beyond her.

kji: He did manage to catch her mumbling somehow, and that comparison to pizza rolls made him laugh, eyes crinkling at the corner when he did so. Honestly that was probably the best he'd heard, and if anything in this relationship that was so treasured, it was their love for food so in their own weird little way, that was a big thing."I can't believe that. So say if there was a choice between me and pizza rolls, I'd be the chosen one huh?" He teased with a soft smile that formed, and as always it was just permanent on his face whenever he was around chaeyoung. But dang of course she dodged a question sending it back to him, it was something that made him think seriously on it too as any form of amusement slowly faded away, and as his lips parted, a more so of a serious tone was heard in his voice as he took her hands into his. "Hmm.. Something that's secure and safe. I don't know how to put it in other words. I don't want us to rush into anything you know? and I especially don't want to rush you into anything.." he spoke honestly, if there was one thing he knew about relationships is that speeding into anything serious was bound to break quicker than they could expect. And that's the thing, for jongin - he didn't want this to be just another celebrity dating you'd hear on the news, he'd been through that. Hated it. And was the last thing he'd want Chae to go through. "We don't need to slap a label onto anything, until you tell me yourself that you'd be ready for it.. but let's just say- I do have dating in mind.."

pcy: His laugh was contagious and honestly one of the most beautiful sounds she has ever heard in her years of living. It was so contagious, she didn't even notice the stupid grin that had spread across her face while she looked up at him in such an endearing way. When did she become like this? When on earth did he become such an important constant in her life? If anyone had the answer, she would love it if they could step forward and tell her. "Gosh Jongin, I don't know about that one..." She began, uncertainty laced in the words that she spoke, carefully tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. "I'm pretty loyal to my pizza rolls, but because of you, I've found my heart wavering some. But you didn't hear that from me~" She whispered, holding a finger to her lips, eyes wide. His change in demeanor easily influence her and she found herself following suit, keeping silent as he spoke words she'd been dying to hear. At the mention of dating, she was sure her heart had stopped. Yo. Was he serious? "You're kidding- this isn't some kind of hidden camera prank right?" And suddenly her mind started to wander, standing on her tippey-toes in an attempt to look over his shoulder for some sort of cameraman to film her reaction but when none came, she grew quiet again and simply stared at him, teeth scraping her bottom lip. He was serious.

kji: His heart probably fluttered a thousand times by now after every smile that she gave him, the muscles of his cheeks were soon going to start showing signs of pain the more he grinned, and it's not even a forced one it just happened automatically so whenever she did. Just like now. The playfulness in her tone didn't go unnoticed as she started stalling the answer to his silly question, even now they found a time to joke around. "Don't I know that, surprised it wasn't about chicken- But I'm not complaining right now, a little birdie told me I might just be the first choice and boy, I thought that only happened in my dreams" he winked to her whispered words as if to seal this secret between them. However the hanging unaswered question left him a little on the edge, not that it lasted for too long when her comical side lifted off the heavy weight of waiting for a response. He did what Jongin would usually, and that is prod his finger against her forehead. "Fool, if this was a prank I would've done this a lot better, maybe used more poetic words and not been lost on what and how to say things like an idiot here. I've never been more serious with you Chaeyoung" the last few words came out in a soft mumble when he brought his deep brown eyes to gaze into hers, in a way he was searching for an answer in her expression. "What would you say about dating? Don't leave me hanging, I'm barely breathing here" he added that in jumbling that one sentence together into one word.

pcy: Chaeyoung blinked back at him in disbelief, truly at a loss for words. Kim Jongin.. EXO's charismatic dancer, as crazy as it sounded /wanted/ her- her of all the millions of people that roamed this freakin' Earth. Forgive her for taking her sweet time to process all of this newfound information. On one hand, part of her was ready to say yes, but the other half worried for him, worried that if they did get together he may be burdened by the media again if they were ever caught together and she wasn't sure she wanted to put him through all that suffering again. With a heavy heart, Chaeyoung looked up at him sadly and swallowing thickly before choking out a 'no,' opposite of what her heart desired. "I-Jongin...there's no denying how much I care for you and if I only valued my own happiness I would say yes in a heartbeat. But like I said, you're an important person to me and you- you're still trying patch up things with groups of antis who have made things difficult for you that you gained from your previous relationship..." Her fingers curled into the fabric of his shirt and that stupid lump in her throat making it difficult for her to speak. "-I just.. I don't think it would be fair for me to put you through all of that again...I can't- not when you're trying so hard to get back on your feet again." She couldn't bring it in her to meet his eyes, so she continued to stare hard at his chest, mentally preparing herself for the words he would say next.

kji: Krystal and their break up. This was something that's been weighing on his chest ever since that scandal had started, it was something he thought he was strong enough to go through, young and foolish was one way to describe it. A heavy breath left him, this was somethint thay Jongin had been afraid of coming up between him and chaeyoung, and here it was, unavoidable, inescapable. A part of him felt like it shattered just a little taking it as a rejection, but the other was so reassured by the fact that she cared enough for him to say yes if it wasn't for the past haunting him like that. But if there was one thing that he learned throughout all his past relationships, was that giving up was an option he'd regret. Such strange feelings, not even with Krystal did he feel such a connection. "Chaeyoung.." he started while his heart stupidly raced giving him so little peace to think clearly, lifting a hand to gently tuck a strand of hair behind her ear. "That past is a result of some stupid things that I didn't think through and rushed into, thinking the whole world needed to know. It felt like I was doing the right thing at the time, but - in reality, it wasn't how I imagined. But what I know is that, everyone will always have a group of antis no matter what they do. It makes me happy to hear that you care this much to think of me first, but if your reason is me struggling with the past scandal.." he shook his head, showing a saddened smile on his lips. "I can reassure you, that's not something that's been on my mind for a long time now. I've got something else that's been keeping me so positive and energetic, someone, to be exact. You." He paused for a moment before a hushed whisper picked up again. "I want to be smart about everything this time, and y'know.. keep you safe from the hating public eye. Like I said, I won't rush you into anything, I just want you to know how I feel without concealing anything."

pcy: Nothing but silence answered her for the longest time and she was left to do nothing but to count the number of times her heart beat while she was laying there against his chest in an attempt to distract herself from her thoughts, but to no avail. When he finally said her name, she breathed a sigh of relief, letting her eyelids fall shut momentarily, silently thanking the heavens he wasn't pissed off or throwing a hissy fit at her, at least not yet. But boy, they weren't kidding when they said your name sounded the most beautiful coming from the person you liked.. Man, she'd be an idiot if she let him go like this, but she'd always been this way- a selfless idiot or at least that's how she was raised, putting others before herself. That small tucking your hair behind your ear gesture he did pulled her from her thoughts and she opened her eyelids and met his gaze head-on, unwavering, paying careful attention to each word he spoke. And there he went again, saying things that could make any girl's heart soar with such little effort, it made her envious. This time, it was her turn to speak, voice gentle, "I want to try." She gestured from him to herself. "I like the idea of /us/- you and me- together. And I hope you don't misunderstand when I say this, but I'd like it if we could keep our relationship private, away from the public eyes for a bit. It's not that I'm ashamed of being seen with you, it's just- I prefer spending time with you away from bright flashes from cameras and annoying reporters trying to shove microphones down our throats, Y'know?" Since this was her first /real/ relationship, she wasn't really sure what the heck she was doing, but she did know that if she had come this far, then he must be someone worth keeping for the long-term. "Also- I must warn you, I'm probably going to make a lot of foolish mistakes. Since.. you are.. after all.. my first boyfriend-uh- i mean partner..?" Chaeyoung's voice rose in pitch and she's found tilting her head slightly in confusion, not really sure what to call him really.

kji: Jongin's attention didn't waver away from her either, he couldn't pull his gaze away. His chest was still as tight as before as he waited in this tension having no clue which road this relationship could take, he could of sworn this was the most nervous he'd ever been in a long while, a thought as crazy as to how one little thing could change their whole life around was the one making him so on edge. Until she spoke the words he'd been wanting to hear ever since the start of this talk. But hold on, she actually say she wanted to try things out, his hearing wasn't failing him right? As she continued explaining her reason, nods kept following after almost each word being exactly on the same page as her. "I know you wouldn't be ashamed, and it's completely understandable, Chae, this is exactly what I want too. To have things quiet just how it's always been, just you and me. If anything, I'd much rather keep in the dark, I'm tired of bright flashes." a topic they could both agree on, while it sometimes felt nice to be in the spotlight, things were completely different when it came to their private life. Then came the words that he didn't expect to hear coming from her lips, or one particular word to be exact, sending goosebumps along his arms and this time he didn't misunderstand it. Her boyfriend. Chaeyoung's boyfriend. Heck, that sounded too good to be true jongin wasn't even sure if he was breathing at this point. But he didn't feel like passing out so maybe it was still all good! "Did you just- You said boyfriend" there was that obvious twitch at the corner of his lips soon before a small grin appeared, it was too late to hide it. "Listen" his voice lowered and he brought his hands up to cup her face "Mistakes are going to be made because well- that's just how relationships are, I uh- yeah, I make a lot of mistakes too trust me. But hey, I prefer it that way, I don't need 'perfect', I like how things are with us and I don't want a single thing to change. So we'll just take it step by step yeah? If that's a yes from you. Girlfriend, partner."

pcy: Her brows knotted together some in, worry lines splayed across her forehead as she took in his expression and all. The longer he looked at her in silence the more worried she became. Did she say something wrong? Why wasn't he saying anything? "Jongin.. are you alright? She reached out to touch his arm, forcing herself to smile some. Chaeyoung was about ready to crack another joke in an attempt to lighten up the mood but he beat her to it, breaking the uncomfortable silence that surrounded them. For awhile, Chaeyoung just stared at him, completely taken aback by the words he had fed her. This was all so surreal to her and she half wondered if she was only imagining all of this to help keep her sane. But she wasn't.. he- everything was very much real whether she liked it or not. The fact that he wanted to try something new- the fact that he was so willing to open himself up again- to her- it touched her so. "Girlfriend? I like the sound of that." She admitted quietly, biting back the biggest smile ever. God Shen must look like some sort of lovesick idiot and she could only blame him for it. To think he had been someone so repulsive she had loved to pick on only a month ago-

kji: Did he stare for too long without realising it? Because his thoughts were a scattered mess no doubts about that. He must have if her worried tone snapped him out of it do quickly, just to flash her a smile to silently tell her not to worry about anything. However, this time it was his turn to form a worried frown as the silence took over again. A back and forth silence that didn't seem to leave them today. Deep inside there was fear, of course there'd be one settled in after all that's been happening in the past, he wasn't even so open to his members lately. Chaeyoung was a completely different situation, a completely different vibe that he felt coming from her whenever they hung out together, past all the bickering between them, he found himself trusting her a lot more than anyone else, and it truly felt comforting. Maybe for this very reason he was able to be so honest not just with her, but with himself too without any denial interfering at the back of his mind. Whether she knew it or not, she was pulling him out of his closed up zone and it felt good. Who knew that such a simple label, coming from her especially- would turn him into such a high school boy with the biggest crush. "You know, I like the sound of it too. It beats 'punk' but hey, you're still a punk to me, that won't change. One that I stupidly can't stop liking." he really had to stop talking at one point before he could spill too many thoughts out, but happiness was just having a way with him. Jongin sighed as he gazed at her, almost as if studying every single detail of her features. "Every day with you is like an adventure, I never know what to expect. Today is probably the biggest surprise that happened so far."

pcy: The number of sweet things he has said today was probably sweet enough to give her a toothache. The events that unfolded tonight wasn't definitely one for the books, a moment in time she would never forget. What was supposed to be an excuse to see him turned out to be something more than she could've ever imagined. To put it in short, she was overwhelmed with happiness and it was seen in the way she snuggled up to him, eyes disappearing into crescents. "Yeah, well. I can say the same about you. There hasn't been a day where you haven't crossed my mind at least once.." she admitted quietly. It was strange how easily it was for her to confess these things now that everything was out in the open and for that she was glad. "I really do.. like you a lot.. I'm sorry it took so long for me to say it, Jongin. Honest-"

ki: Coming in to see a 'friend' if you will, only to have a surprise waiting for him around the corner. He was now in a relationship and jongin just couldn't wrap his mind around it. He didn't even care that she'd probably be able to hear that crazy beat in his chest, there was nothing to hide the secrets came out and so he only gladly squeezed her in an embrace. One that promised not to let go for a very long time. "It feels so good to hear Chaeyoung, you have no idea. So I wasn't the only crazy one trying to deal with all these foreign feelings, distracted thoughts.." he sighed in content while placing his chin onto her head to rest it there. "You sure did put me through hell, I didn't know what to think ever since that first kiss. I pride myself in being able to see right through you, but sometimes I honestly don't have a clue as to what you could be thinking" he joked as he recalled back to the times where they'd even brush their hands against each other but wouldn't say a thing, quietly brushing it off as if it was nothing. "It's not easy to confess, I know.. I'm guilty of not speaking out sooner too I'm sorry. I like to believe things happen for a reason, and taking time only makes it more worth the while doesn't it?"kji:

pcy: So relatable. All of his words. She had lost track of the number of times she'd caught herself wondering where the heck they stood in their relationship. Did one thing mean one thing or was it all just her imagination? Was she overthinking? Chaeyoung wasn't the type to assume knowing that assuming often brought on conclusions that would yield unfavorable results. "Yeah well- I hear hell is a lot more bearable when there's someone suffering with you. I.e. Both of us." Chaeyoung idly traced patterns onto his tummy with her finger while she spoke, smiling softly to herself as reality slowly sunk in. "Kim Jongin's girlfriend huh? This is certainly going to take some getting used to. I might forget y'know-" she teased lightly, nose wrinkling playfully

kji: "If only I knew that going back to those weeks of suffering alone. Maybe that's why I'm feeling such a relief now, it's like every heavy weight has been lifted" he mumbled under his breath smiling to himself and letting his eyes fall shut, just wanting to take this moment in, their full embrace, all the confessions, absorbing it into his mind. Everything was slowly beginning to come together in his mind, all these thoughts coming together like a puzzle piece, and the soothing touch of her finger felt so calming. A low laugh slipped out, she said it again - jongin swore he'd never get tired of hearing it. "Need me to text and remind you every morning? We can make it into a routine until you get used to it. It might just help me get used to it too. Or maybe a couple of private dates would work too, whatcha think? When you think of a first date, whats the first place that comes to your mind?"

pcy: "A daily reminder- jongin please.. even if get sick of you by day 3." She joked, a hearty laugh escaping her lips shortly afterwards. In all honesty, Chaeyoung didn't be think she could ever tire of him. At least she hoped she wouldn't. If anything he made her day just a bit brighter and all it took was a simple hello and when she did see him in person, no word in the dictionary could begin to describe how she felt. Ah, young love. "First date, huh?" She mused, letting her thoughts overtake her. "I don't know about you, but I'd totally be down to y'know hit the amusement park. I mean, think of all the funnel cakes I can shove into your mouth!! Oooo and don't get me started about the roller coasters!" She squealed, eyes lighting up the more she thought about this all, feeling herself get all hyped up

kji: He sure hoped that wouldn't be the case either, but looking at the facts that they haven't killed each other nor gotten sick of each other in these past few months of being together something told him that maybe things were going to get even better. In a way, a new start, and it had him excited. "Right then, every morning when I'll wake up I make it my routine to reach for the phone and text you. Not that it hasn't been that way for a while." The way she was talking excitedly about their first date ideas took his heart by surprise once again. Seeing this side of her that not everyone got the chance to see just kept on reminding him how special this relationship was. Since the beginning if he was to think on it. "Are you planning on killing me with funnel cakes that fast? Then again, go ahead my mouth is ready. I love roller coasters though! It's ridiculous but the need for speed and thrill is big. I don't think I've ever tried those upside down rides have you?" He scrunched his nose while trying to think back on all the amusement rides he's been to until his face lights up once again, flashing her the brightest smile. "I think our first date location has been settled then. One more question, how do you feel about flowers and all that cheesy stuff?"

pcy: Chaeyoung covered both of her eyes and groaned loudly in response to his cringeworthy words. Why oh why did he have to put her through this kind of torture? "I think it's a sweet gesture, but if you keep doing stuff like that on the regular, I just might die and so will your wallet too.." It was true though. She'd always found stuff like this to be a little extra though probably because she had never had anyone spoil her in the past so all of this was so new to her she didn't really know how to handle it. Her fingers slowly spread apart, allowing her to peek at his face through them, lips curling upward some, "to answer your amusement park thingggyyy. I have not and I don't know about you but puking is not on my agenda. But if you want to try one of those upside down rides, I guess I can sacrifice my life for five minutes and join you~" A sigh had escaped her shortly after she had said this and she made a show of this being a drag, but it was all done in good humor. In all honesty, it made her all the more excited and happy knowing she would be able to spend more time with him.

kji: Jongin cracked up at her reaction which made him cuddle her up even more. Honestly, he wasn't one that knew how romance worked, from what he'd seen in movies and dramas, and he could say the experience he gained by acting in a drama but the heck, it just wasn't the same. They did have their own special way of being romantic though. "Pfft okay but flowers don't actually cost that much, if it gets to the point of bankruptcy I could just.. steal one from a garden or something. Your boyfriend the criminal. We suit bonnie and clyde more and more" he said jokingly, palms mindlessly stroking along her arms. "Chae, you'll soon realise how bad I am at romance, but - first date calls for a special celebration too." His head was already hanging low just waiting for her to peek up, breaking into a small smile when she did. "Noted. We may have to skip that one then, unless we manage to get onto it before having any food and whatsoever. But they have one ride that has two seats each, going on a couple ride to upside down hell." He wiggled his fingers at her before his hand placed back onto her arm just like a few seconds prior. All in all he'd probably end up dying himself and make an excuse to drag her to another ride, but even that sounded exciting to him.

pcy: She moved along with him, kicking herself up a little higher, settling in between the crook of his neck, arm draping loosely over his side again. After exhaling a deep breath, she voiced her thoughts aloud, face full of seriousness. "Okay, let me be frank with you. This coupley business is gonna get some getting use to. Please... go easy on me. In other words, let's take this one /b a b y/ step at a time." Her speech slowed with each word that she spoke, thinking it'd help get her point across if she said it this way. It wasn't like she was incapable of being affectionate and such, it's just that she found herself growing shy when doing such intimate things with the person she likes for the whole world to see and what not. Stupid worries. Typical Chae. She could feel her eyelids growing heavy again, yawn escaping her lips as exhaustion slowly caught up to herr. Guilt swept through her entire body in this moment knowing this movie thing would have to be put on hold. "I'm sorry for making you come all the way out here tonight..." She heard herself mumble sadly, lips forming into a small pout. They /could/ start the movie, but knowing her she'd probably fall asleep within the first ten minutes. This position was super comfy and the body warmth he offered was just the right temperature. And it wasn't like she could /ask/ him to stay either knowing his members were probably looking for him or at least expecting him to return and she didn't want them hounding him with questions the next morning.

kji: Soft smile made its way on his features as he listened to her request while running his fingers through her hair. It was well understandable, honestly he didn't even have a clue that they'd get to the stage of even talking about dating. This was such a big step taken already, for her, and for himself. Affections will come within time, naturally and at its own time, a forced relationship is the last thing he wanted. Besides that, he needed to take his time too after these past couple of months that have been going on in his life, a slow and easy start - just how it should be. "Chaeyoung, I just want you to know - take as much time as you need, and if there's something that's bothering you promise to let me know right away? I'm not in any rush, nor do I want you to be either. Like you said, baby steps, we'll go slowly." Just hearing the tone in her voice already gave it away and he could tell just how tired she was feeling and didn't hesitate to slowly start shifting so he could grab his bag. "Even seeing you for an hour is good enough for me, y'know?" He flashed her a boyish grin amd gently had her roll to his side. Reaching for the covers, he pulls them up over her tugging on the ends higher before leaning in, both palms on her cheeks as he presses a kiss to her forehead. "Listen, you better actually get some sleep okay? Save all your energy for our first date, yeah? I'll swing by some other time before that too, but hey,message me on kakao talk if anything. I should be heading back, think I've got an early schedule tomorrow. Sleep well my lil punk."

pcy: IChaeyoung could only bite back a huge grin as she watched him tuck her in, his actions endearing to say the least. She could tell in the way that he moved and spokejust how much she meant to him and it had her wondering how she'd been so lucky to have met someone like him who cared for her in such a way. Her eyelids had fallen shut for a brief moment the second his lips brushed against her forehead, small sigh of content escaping afterwards. Only once he pulled away did she climb out of the blankets and hopped onto her feet, hand reaching for his and pulled him toward her sliding door. "As comfy as that may look, I think I might end up catching a summer cold if I spend the night it here." She confessed with a small laugh, free hand sliding the door open for them. "But about that date thingy, I hope you've prepared yourself both physically and emotionally for the amount of energy I'm bringing to the table. I swear I'm like five."

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Fanfic: Somebody to Share it With Ch. 6

Kadara Port, 1900 Hours

Ryder sat on the edge of the port, watching the majestic landscape that unfolded in front of him. The sunset glowed with honey-pink light that bathed the alien landscape in warm rays. Behind him, the techno thump of the club’s music could be felt more than heard, far enough away to not interrupt the serenity of the scene in front of him. Soft footsteps sounded behind him, though he barely noticed.

“Enjoying the view?”

Vetra stood behind him, looking out from the edges of the dock, her visor almost unnoticeable in the light of the evening.

“Something like that, yeah.”

Vetra sat down next to rider, her feet dangling off the edge with him, kicking mildly in the freedom they enjoyed.

“You been in to explore the port yet?”

“A little bit. Went in to meet our Angaran contact, met with Sloane Kelly – she’s a piece of work. Still have to go interrogate the Angaran.”

“No, I mean actually explore the port.”

Ryder looked at Vetra quizzically, his left eyebrow shooting up as he tilted his head slightly to the left. Vetra’s brow plates lifted and her mandibles flared out as she spoke.

“You know, like where the real people live? Where you are right now, this is to Kadara what the docks are to the citadel – a collection of travelers and smugglers, here for the night and nothing more.”

“So, have you been farther in, then?”

Vetra stood up excitedly, extending a hand to Ryder as she did so. He followed suit, taking her hand to help lift him to standing next to the precipice of the landing platform.

“Yes, I have been farther in. I lived here for a few weeks, actually. Let’s go exploring. I’m hungry, you want dinner?”

The growl in Ryder’s stomach answered for him, and Vetra was greeted primarily with a sheepish grin from the Pathfinder.

The two started walking, into the port first, passing all of the shops and din which Ryder was familiar with until they came to what had initially struck Ryder as a wall of junk. A closer inspection, though, with the help of Vetra activating the hidden console, revealed that it was actually just a creatively disguised door, blending in perfectly with the grab-bag assortment of equipment which made up the majority of the walls and corridors in the port.

Ryder looked around with childlike wonder as Vetra led him down a corridor, wide enough for three or four people to walk abreast in, her dual-toned voice explaining as they walked.

“See, the people who settled Kadara – the outcasts – for the mostpart aren’t all bad. Yeah, there’s a vocal minority whose entire platform is ‘screw the nexus’, but that’s not really representative. The majority of people here just wanted a life with a little bit more… control, than Tan allows for on the Nexus. Once they found Kadara and started to settle in, the lack of a clear police force, government, or any regulations made this an immediate pirate and smuggler’s haven. They were happy for the trade, we do keep the money flowing here, but most people here don’t want anything to do with it. So they separated Kadara Proper from the port, hid the entrance. They get to live a life largely free of the vagrancy in Andromeda, the pirate’s still get a place to booze and laugh and trade, and everybody makes money. An elegant solution, really, if you think about it.”

After a long distance the tunnel opened up and Ryder was greeted by a small square in which hundreds of people were walking about. The buildings bordering the square had the same chanty-town feel of what he had seen in the port, but the smell of vomit and sewage had been replaced just by general life – the faint tingling smell of power converters, the dust kicked up from a Turian walking by, the sweet aroma of the food stand to his left. The square itself was modestly sized, approximately 50 yards at its widest point, and at even intervals five roads split off into what he could see was a rather thriving city. To his best guess they were on the backside of the mountain that Kadara was on, this square being the tallest point of the entire establishment, but the tunnel had effectively disoriented him with an occasional and random turn (a feature he was certain was rather intentional).

Vetra started walking confidently down one of the roads and Ryder followed, his mouth still agape as he took in the sights and sounds around him. The outcasts had clever handcarts that they used, the cargo area glowing blue with Mass Effect Fields as they hauled clearly heavy wares with ease up and down the narrow and inclined roads – it was clear this was a pedestrian’s town. Species of every kind – Turian, Asari, Humans, Angarans, Salarians, even a few Krogan – stood around, clothed in dull greens and blues, bartering over the cost of this upgrade or that fruit. Only a handful of buildings looked to be more than two stories high, though there were some that were large enough to cover an entire block. While not dirty, nothing in the city seemed particularly sturdy, almost as if all of it had been built as a placeholder for a more permanent building which had yet to come. Looking forwards to see Vetra a few yards ahead, Ryder trotted forwards, speaking while he ran.

“So, do they have, like, a government here? Police? Civil servants?”

Vetra laughed, smiling at Ryder as the two dodged around a human and a Turian who clearly disagreed on the true value of a pistol.

“Of sorts. There’s no formalized government, as you’re thinking. Sloane’s word is still law back here. Any sort of government or civil tasks happen at her word. Say what you will about her, though, she does a pretty good job. Most tasks are taken care of fairly quickly, and the majority of her ‘shoot first ask later’ goons stay on the port side. In here.”

Vetra dodged to the right, Ryder following suit, into a small diner with a low ceiling. An L-shaped counter hugged the back corner with a door to the kitchen behind it, and on the counter behind glass sat plates of Turian and human food. 8 tables filled the rest of the space, chairs surrounding them. Vetra walked up to the counter and quickly a short Turian left the kitchen, wiping her hands on a rag as he did so. Her face was scarred in places and his colony markings were all but weathered away. A frown hugged her mandibles to her face, but as soon as she looked up to see Vetra, her eyes lit up and her voice erupted with dual-toned joy.

“Vetra!!!” Vetra was practically yanked over the counter into a crushing hug. “Oh how good it is to see you! It’s been a few months, no? Please, please, sit sit!”

The turian gestured to the tables filling the space and Vetra and Ryder turned around to find a table of four, taking seats opposite each-other with the new turian seated to Vetra’s right. She continued.

“Vetra, you’ve got to tell me what you’ve been up to? How is life on the Nexus? We’ve heard rumors of a pathfinder, is this true? Is he real? Or is it a she?!”

Vetra was about to open her mouth when the Turian’s attention turned to Ryder, her eyes blatantly looking him over from top to bottom, her mandibles flaring slightly as she did so. The subharmonics of her voice getting deeper as she spoke.

“And who’s your new friend?” She turned to Vetra, her voice lowering in volume “you didn’t tell me you kept such cute friends! I like him!” Ryder’s face reddened as the new turian spoke and Vetra gave him a look which was an even mix of exasperation and amusement. The turian turned back to Ryder. “I’m sorry, where are my manners. 600 years out of the hierarchy and look what I’ve become! I’m Trivenia Quo, but most of my friends just call me Tri. I run the finest Levo-Dextro diner in Kadara.”

Ryder’s face made how taken aback he was by the bombardment of friendliness quite obvious and, stifling a laugh, Vetra took over the introductions.

“It’s good to see you again, Tri. I’d like to introduce you to my friend, Wes Ryder, Pathfinder.”

Her clear emphasis on the last word was not lost on Trivenia, and she gave Ryder another impressed once-over, glancing at Vetra who nodded at her as if confirming that her information was accurate.

“Well, nice to meet you, pathfinder. Here, let me get you something to eat.”

Trivenia stood up, hustling behind the counter as she took out two plates, loading them both up with heaps of oddly green and pink food, which Ryder recognized from neither Levo nor Dextro diets. Vetra leaned across the table to speak to Ryder in confidence.

“Trivenia is one of my most reliable contacts here in Kadara. She worked with Blackwatch – a Top Secret Turian Spec Ops team – before coming to Andromeda. As you’ve seen, she’s very friendly to those she likes. Get on her badside, though… it’s unlikely any of your loved ones will see you again.”

Trivenia returned from behind the counter, placing steaming plates of… something, in front of both Ryder and Vetra, though neither were terribly certain whether it was food or not.

“Now, forewarning you two, these are some of my newer recipes – I went out to collect some plants outside of town and made these. The turian dishes taste pretty good, and my human friends say the same about your food, pathfinder. So, eat up!”

Kadara Proper, 2130 Hours

The plates were left empty besides Ryder and Vetra, replaced instead by warm mugs of some alcoholic drink neither knew the origin of, and doubted they wanted to know. The conversation was still as engaging as ever, Vetra lauding Trivenia with stories of their adventures thus far in Heleus, of their contact with the Angarans and battles with the Kett. Ryder would chime in, when he could, but quickly found that his story telling skills were a little lacking compared to the adventuring smuggler, his sotires usually petering off into forced laughs and rushed changes of subject. Vetra was finishing a story.

“… and then, just to top it off, Wes said something really silly like ‘Eat this, you Kett bastard’, just something way over the top, and BAM, sent one round right between this bastard’s eyes. It was incredible.”

Trivenia laughed, looking Ryder over again, before standing up, gesturing to her guests to stay seated, saying simply “one moment” before practically running behind the counter. Vetra and Ryder were left alone, staring at each other. Ryder spoke first.

“I like your friend, she’s fun.”

“She is, isn’t she? Probably one of my favorite people in this town. Actually, definitely my favorite.”

“Do you come here often?”

“Not anymore. When we were still waiting for a pathfinder I lived here for a few weeks, just for the fun of it, wanted to see what outcast life was like. Not quite my style.”

“No?”

“No. As it turns out, I like to have actual air filtering and running water all the time, imagine that.”

“Yeah, imagine that..”

Ryder’s voice drifted away as he could sense the small conversation dying, his heart sinking as he tried to think of something to say. Dammit, Wes, come on! Think of something! She’s so much fun to talk to, to listen to, there’s gotta be some way to engage her in another topic. Maybe ask about her work here? No, she’s made it clear she’s trying to move away from all that. Her gun? Please, let’s not talk about guns for a while… dammit!

Before Wes could think of something to say, Vetra started talking.

“You know, Wes, this place reminds me of Omega a lot. My sister and I lived there for a few years. Low rent, always work, it was pretty good, all things considered. Most people think Omega is just this town of vagrants – people who want to live outside the rules, ‘shove it to the man’ as some humans say. But, for the most part, it’s just people with nowhere to go. This place is sort of the same way. Most aren’t living here because they hated the nexus, most are here because they didn’t think they had a voice. They were outcasts long before they were cast out. The only difference is, they might still have a chance at somewhere to go here.”

“What do you mean”

Vetra took a sip from her glass, staring out the entryway of the diner into the now-quiet  street, here eyes looking through the shroud of night out the building. After a few moments, she spoke.

“In the milky way, everything already had a place. The galaxy already had a rhythm. You went where you were needed, you knew what that meant. But out here… it’s a fresh start. We’ve just barely established two outposts in Andromeda, and there are tons left to set-up. After we get those up and running, once we’ve got a full government between the colonies that isn’t just The Nexus, these people might be able to get a home there. The biggest difference between here and Omega, is hope.”

Ryder laughed, taking a long swig from his drink before slamming it down on the table, a little more forcefully than was soberly necessary.

“Next you’re going to tell me I am that hope.”

“Well… yeah.”

Before Vetra could keep talking, Trivenia came back from behind the kitchen carrying a small, octagonal tube in here hand. Her steps made it clear that it was heavy, and by her smile Ryder could tell that it was special to her. She set it on the table before talking.

“Now, Pathfinder…”

“Please, call me Wes.”

“Alright, Wes.” A small Turian goading smirk. “This piece is really special to me. Without going into any details, she’s seen me through a lot, put down a lot of bad people. I’ve only just met you, but if Vetra likes you (and trust me, she does), then that’s enough for me. I’m getting to be a little too old to lug something like this around, but that one on your back, I’ll gladly take. So, I propose a trade. This…” she pressed a button on the side of the tube and it extended into a sniper rifle. “for that.”

Vetra gasped softly as she looked at the rifle on the table, the block printed words on the front reading “BLACK WIDOW MK.III”. Ryder stared in awe at a weapon he had only ever heard about, the geometric design beautiful in its own way, a bringer of death in the right hands. Slowly, he reached out to touch it, his hand softly brushing against the cold frame of the weapon.

“Tri… are you sure?”

“Of course I am. Like I said, I’m getting too old. Not only that, can’t have our pathfinder bringing out some stupid peashooter in the field, now can we? Lord only knows where the Turian pathfinder is, and there’s not even a peep about the Asari or Salarian one. Right now, you’re our only hope. And if that armor and your stories have anything to say, you’ve become quite the soldier. A long way from an Alliance Naval Officer – I’ve seen you all shoot, I know you’re horrid, no shame in it. This weapon deserves to do good work, to shoot the right bad guys and protect the good ones. It’s certainly not going to do that here.”

Dumbfounded, Ryder looked to Vetra who stared at him, before jerking her head in a clear “Well, go on!” gesture. Ryder reached behind him, removing his Initiative rifle from his back and handing it softly to Triviana, who smiled while looking the weapon over, stowing it expertly on the mounting plates of her soft armor. Ryder reached forwards, picking up the heavy weapon and collapsing it down into it’s smaller form, stowing it on his back, adjusting his shoulders as he got used to the new weight. The room was silent.

Triviana stood up quickly, rubbing her hands together in a very human motion before picking the plates up.

“Well, you two, it’s time for an old woman to go to bed, so I’ve got to kick you out. Visit again some time?”

Vetra and Ryder stood up to leave, turning around to answer in unison “Of course, Tri.”

Kadara Port, 2430 Hours

The moon shone eerily over Kadara, bathing the Tempest in a beautiful pale light, the reflective sections of the ship throwing a dance of colored light over the surrounding buildings. The port was only a slight bit quieter at night, the constant din from the music still omnipresent in the back of everyone’s mind, like a song which all were struggling to remember but never could.

Ryder sat, again with his legs dangling off the edge of the platform. He knew, in the back of his mind, that there was a severed head of a Kett not 30 feet away from him, but that was pushed out by the beauty of the landscape before him. Man, how much that would have freaked me out not 3 months ago…

In his hands was his new rifle, freshly polished and cleaned. A man of selectively fastidious nature (his weapons and armor were perpetually spotless, the same could not be said for his stateroom), cleaning the weapon had been the first thing he had done upon return to the Tempest, the smell of gun oil and mass effect fields becoming strangely soothing to him since his time in Heleus. Afterwards, the sound of a flying creature – he knew not which – had called him outside, and the view had kept him there.

His mind was empty as he looked at the mountains before him, but he found that the subconscious wandering of an amazed mind was enough to solve many of his problems – or at least bring him conclusions he had never reached before. He thought about the crew, how they had come together. How Lexi had come into her role as team doctor quite naturally – no matter how much she complained about the number of injuries the crew was able to sustain. How Suvi was finding divine beauty in their new galaxy, a faith in final resolution that few others on his crew or the Nexus could boast. How Liam was learning just what being explorers meant, coming to terms with his own displacement as well as the slow acceptance of others; his continual outreached hand a constant force for friendship within the cluster.

And then, there was Vetra.

Before Ryder’s mind could turn properly to Vetra, or rather tell him properly what he thought of her, the familiar soft stomp of an armoured Turian approached from behind, the familiar two-toned voice calling out.

“Out here again?”

“Yeah, I guess this place is just too beautiful to pass up.”

“You know, Ryder, you’re gonna have to sleep sometime.”

“After I finish enjoying this.”

“Fair enough.”

Vetra sidled down beside Ryder, not asking for an invitation. The silence between them was comfortable, of a silence between friends, but nevertheless pregnant with conversations that could be, though neither party felt capable of starting them. The closest thing Andromeda seemed to have to a bird flew overhead. Ryder spoke first.

“This planet is a hell of a place. Pirates, beautiful mountains…”

“Trade deals with no regulations…”

“That too.”

A short pause.

“This used to be my favorite place to come. I’d fly down here on a ‘borrowed’ shuttle, carrying enough to make a profit. Find an inn for a few nights, enjoy the scene. There’s something very… freeing, about being here. In both good and bad ways.”

“What stopped you?”

“All… this.” Vetra gestured at the Tempest behind them.

“I’m sure you’ll find time after all… this. Suvi estimates we’ll be out here no more than two more months before the Nexus reaches full viability… whatever that means.”

“By then, maybe we won’t need all this. If we’ve got a foothold in Heleus, an actual government and structure, who’s to say Kadara port needs to stay?”

“I’m sure they will. You said it yourself: people have built a life here. That’s not something they’re going to want to just uproot and move randomly.”

“I guess you’re right. I just love the idea of a new Heleus government.”

“Why, not fond of the old one?”

“No, I have no hard feelings against the hierarchy, or even the council. I just… In the Milky Way, everybody was classified by their species first: Turian, Human, Asari; and then after that people cared what you did or who you were. Maybe out here, with a bunch of mixed worlds, we can change that. Make a galaxy that’s truly communal.”

“You think it’ll work.”

“I hope so.”

Another pause. Vetra started again.

“When I was younger, working construction jobs for my sister, she and I found our way into some Salarian dominant space. They were all very nice, but the more I asked the more I got turned down. It was… heart breaking. Sid had to beg on the streets just to get food for her, and I practically starved. It took a few months before an old Salarian told me that Salarians don’t hire Turians. When I asked why, he just looked at me like I was crazy and walked away. That’s… that’s always stuck with me. It wasn’t big – I eventually found a job and Sid and I got off that rock – but the memory of his confusion, how shocked he was that I would question it? That’s stuck for a while. I don’t want the next generation to grow up with that.”

Ryder paused, looking at Vetra to see that her visor had turned off, a clear echo of the pain from the past on her face.

“I never knew that. That sounds… awful.”

“I haven’t told anybody else, except you.”

“Well… thank-you.”

“For what, sharing an old sob story that explains an impractical aspiration?”

“For trusting me enough to share that.”

“Oh.” Vetra paused, looking at Ryder with momentary confusion and shock. “Well… yeah. Of course.”

“For the record, I like your idea.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. As the galaxy’s newcomers, Humans are constantly getting told by other council species to ‘wait our turn’ before we get serious say in galactic matters. And I can understand that we’re a little new and inexperienced. But, to me, it’s always seemed like that would give us a good perspective on things, a new take, help shake off some cob-webs, you know? I’d love to make a calaxy for all species, run by all species.”

“Yeah… wouldn’t that be something.”

Vetra took two breaths before she looked at Ryder, a small grin on her face, her tone quickly shifting from wistful to teasing.

“So, pathinder…”

“Oh man, here it comes”

Vetra’s laugh trickled through her sentence.

“Was that ‘Singularity Sailors’ I heard playing in your room last night?”

Though the moonlight prevented Vetra from seeing, Ryder’s face turned brilliant red at the question.

“It might have been, why?”

“You’re a Singular? Really?”

Immediately, Ryder took up the rallying call of his show and Vetra laughed as he defended it with passion and excitement.

“Look, the first series’ writing really stands up, despite it’s lack of special effects technology. And the second series? There isn’t really a better science fiction show on the vids to date! Its writing, its cast, its focus on character development and plotline over flashy special effects… it is the model that almost all sci fi vids are based off of now! Everybody from Captain Richard to Counselor Troiven, they all stand up as back ground characters. The third series, I’ll give you, is a little stale. But the fourth had some really compelling ideas and subplots, and the fifth did a fantastic job of exploring the prequel days before the original show! At the time, it was visionary, and now it is foundational! So, yes, I am a ‘Singular’, and yes, I do enjoy it!”

Vetra’s laughing had reached hysterical levels as Ryder finished, her lungs burning as she struggled to take a breath. Through the laughter she spoke.

“Wes, those vids were old when we left, not to mention now!”

Ryder’s face was still slightly red from consternation.

“Okay, fine, I got a little bored when I was a teenager, thought I’d watch it since everybody kept on spoofing it and making fun of it. Is there a point to all this?”

Vetra was still laughing, though it was dying down.

“Yes, actually. What if I told you I know a guy who has an unopened box-set of Singularity Sailors’ vid disks?”

Ryder’s head turned, and had he been a dog his ears would have picked up, instantly.

“What do you want me to do?”

“What are you willing to do?”

“Literally, anything.”

Vetra laughed, her tone now jokingly predatory.

“Well, then, I think I might get them for you, if you promise me I can hold onto this favor.”

“Vetra Nyx, I’ll do literally anything for you.”

“Promises, promises!”

As Vetra said it her head came out of the pool of laughter that it had been swimming in, her eyes noticing the mere centimeters that sat between hers and the Pathfinder’s face. Her tone was intentionally flirty, a tactic she had used with most of her closer clients. But with Ryder… with him so close… she questioned whether it mightn’t be actually serious. Ryder apparently noticed too because he quickly moved back to his position, nervously clearing his throat as he blushed furiously under his cheeks.

Silence again reigned between them.

Ryder spoke first.

“You know, Vetra, I was doing some thinking today.”

“That’s never good.”

“No, I promise you, this isn’t another ‘Let’s clean the entire tempest!’ idea. Actually, I was thinking about this crew.”

“And?”

“And how we’re getting along. And, I gotta say, I think you’re my closest friend out here.”

Vetra stopped to think about Ryder’s statement before speaking again.

“Where is this coming from, Wes?”

“I don’t know. I just… thought I needed to tell you.”

Vetra waited, staring at Wes as she counted down until the further answer she knew was coming arrived.

“Well, actually…”

Right on time

“I guess being out here, in this port, reminded me just how… alone, I am out here. I came with a family of three, myself, my sister, my dad. But Dad’s dead and Sara’s setting the record for waking up from cryo. We’ve got the crew, but most of them just work for me, if that makes sense. We don’t interact a whole lot, we don’t talk outside of work. But you, us? We hangout. We go get dinner. We talk about unified governments and whatnot. The worst feeling in the world was when I realized that it had been months since I last told my dad I loved him when he died. Since then, I’ve been trying to make a point to tell people what they really mean to me. So, thanks. For being my friend.”

Vetra smiled in her Turian way as she saw Ryder trying to make his statements heartfelt, the endearing nerdiness of his behavior and speech getting the message across where his words couldn’t. In due time, she responded.

“The feeling is mutual, Wes.”

Wes leaned back, looking up at the alien sky filled with alien stars, content at getting his message across. A part of him wanted to say more, wanted to tell Vetra more than just things about friendship, but there was such a mass of intentional and unintentional distractions pushing against it that he was able to primarily contentedly look up. Vetra followed suit, enjoying the world without the bluish purple tint of her visor in the way. The two threw their hands back, supporting their weight as they looked upwards. Vetra’s right tertiary finger found Ryder’s pinky, quite by mistake (she told herself), the contact electrifying for the both of them. Suddenly that deeper part of Ryder’s mind which he had kept quiet so ardently flared up, yelling at him all the wonderful traits of his best friend in Heleus, shouting to him to move further, see where this connection could go. Vetra’s mind had a similar voice, though she had been largely unaware of it until now, traditional Turian stoicism silencing it more effectively  than Ryder’s simple distractions. However, the two stayed where they were, their hands touching, their minds reeling at 100 kilometers a second, and the world seemed to turn just a little bit faster.

    Hey guys! Sorry it's been a while since I posted. I actually graduated University last Friday!!! So, it's been a little hectic leading up to that. Anyways, this one is a lot of fluff with some movement in the end. I'm justifying to myself that part of the slow build is giving the characters time to come together on their own, but I'm so unfamiliar with this timescale in writing that I don't know whether I'm moving too fast or too slow. Feedback would be wonderful, and I hope you guys enjoy!!!

PS - If you couldn't tell, "Singularity Sailor" is this universe's Star Trek, and bears an unsurprising number of similarities.

[lairofsentinel]

Ok., I'm back.

I've been… drowning myself into Mass Effect Andromeda. And man, it's a painful experience. I don't have the minimun requirements, mostly in my graphic card. :( I have a nvidia gt520 of 1 gb. The minimun required is around gt 700 with 2 gb. I have to play in narrative difficult :(. It's not much of a challenge, but when the encounter is tough (meaning, a lot of objects around and a lot of enemies) my screen freezes sometimes :(. I cry so much for this. I want a new computer T_T.

Even playing it in the lowest quality I can't do it in a smooth way. I played all the mass effect series in the hardest mode T_T to enjoy the adrenaline, but I CANT NOW T_T. It's so sad that they can't make a game for low spec. computers, with the same tech that Mass Effect 2. I don't know, but that game looked marvellous and so easy to deal with in most computers… meh.

I'm playing MEA most of the time with 5 fps. Horrible, because I can't see many animations, and when chars speaks, they desynchronizes with the sound, so … you finished listening Jaarl but then, his animation goes sloooooowly in the middle. Sad, Sad. And man, Havarl is just madness… with all that vegetation. I can heard my computer swearing at me.

I hope some day I will buy a better computer, or upgrade this one to replay this game.

Spoilers Ahead

About the game and my impressions.

So far I've gone, I spent like 50 hours in this painful experience.

Got 100% viability of Eros, Havarl and Voeld, and now I've visited Aya to talk with people around and be bbf with Evfra, but senpai is so mistrustful haha.

Fist the first: who the fucking shit suggested to give us a fucking Mako?? I lose so much time trying to go somewhere with this shitty vehicle with crazy directions and being a total bullshit to climb a land a bit steep. Argh!!!. I’m so angry with this shit. More considering you can’t go, like in DAI, without the fucking horse and enjoy the view and the banter while walking. No, you have ice or radiation AND lag as fuck to worry about. Meh.

About companions?. Hey, I knew already who were going to be of my like: Jaal and Vetra. Vetra is just so… awww. The way she open her … thigns beside her jaw. Little precious badass Vetra. **Smooch**.

I don't get along much with the humans. Cora reminds me soooo much of Casandra and the disappointment of coding a straight char as a lesbian. She even has hard crushes on the Asari, but hey… no girls. When Asari are… you know, blue women.

Gil is weird. I don't know if I like him or not. Most of the time I don't get what he is talking about. But I truly love his interaction with Kallos. I think that, being in my Pathfinder's shoes, I would stress a lot more about those two, because this is not only theoretical disagreement. Man, Gil makes modifications in the core of the ship and then Kallos undoes that…. That's pretty dangerous!!! fuckers. Stop playing with our ship like kindergarten children!.

Liam is another char I don't know much what he talks about. He is specialist in crisis, and I thought it was something related to crisis in battlefield. I didn’t see any of that. Then I thought he was kind of psychologist working with the stress of the crew, which could make sense with all his suggestions to make the crew work in a smooth way… but man, he is more stressed than anyone else – well, probably not as much as Gil -

Peebe is a meh so far. I'm a bit tired of Asadi, I guess.  I wanted Liara's father. A Half-krogan Asadi would be much better.

Vetra, I love her. I'm waiting for Reyes to check, otherwise, I will go with Vetra. She got my real-life-heart already.

:( Jaal being straight is another disappointment. Well, not much. I mean, I usually don't like to romance Aliens. It feels weird to me. Like… I love Vetra but… gurl, I can't caress you, that exoskeleton of you is so turning off, lol. Plus, you may give me a deadly allergic reaction. Less tempting.

But well, Jaal should be bisexual. I mean, all aliens willing to go into a relationship with a human should be, because as I said before, if you are into aliens, what the fuck bothers you a gender that may not follow your species' rules?. Gender across species is completely useless, because culturally and socially, different species have different perceptions. But well, there you got your highly repulsion towards gay relationships. Mass effect has been always known by that. (cough cough, ME1, ME2, and barely fixed in ME3)

Jaal being so open and free with emotions could be a nice thing to see in a gay relationship. It would be fresh air.

Suvi makes me irk. This is completely biased of my part, I know, but man… I detest creationists. One thing is to believe in something, even though you respect science. Another thing is mixing both just to fit your beliefs (something that nowadays it's such a sensitive topic). Like creationists.  

They lack of real understandment of how science works and how evolutions works. And the worst of it is the fact that she is a scientist. Not that I never heard about scientists with beliefs. I know a bunch of them, but they do not go to say this thing of “God is who created everything. I explain him because everything is so perfect, and perfection can't exist without a creator”. Like.. no. First, what we know of the world is that clearly it's not perfect. (Check DeGrasse Taylor's video on youtube talking about the stupid design of the life. It's a gem.) The good things that we see today it did it ONLY through natural process: if you can survive, you sum points into the evolution scale. You can't survive?, die. Stop  spreading your failed genes. Simple as that. Nothing of “perfection” exists here. It's basically “natural eugenics”.

But well, probably some people would like her. I feel so lack of options when talking with Suvi that I can't deal with her. Like… c'mon, I've got this conversation thousand of times, and my arguments are not even here to choose!!. hahaha. So annoying I am.

Plus, Bioware is always so worried about the “butch lesbian” stereotype, but they give a fuck about the “mystical cherry lipstick lesbian” stereotype. PFFFFFT. Another lesbian char that disappoints me :( so far. Beside, extra negativity to her because she lags like hell when I talk to her… it seems her hair has a lot of rending and my computer hates her. Haha.

Drack is so lovely. I loved 2 krogans in ME series: Wrex and this one. Besides, I feel that Drack allows you to explore a nice bound that we don't see much in videogames: the grandpa/granddaughter relationship. I still don't know how his loyal mission goes, but.. he is so wise and… you can feel his years in the way he speaks, but also that gentleness that comes from a grandparent. I love him.

Man, about the ketts and the remmants. I don't know. I feel everything is reapers.

The ketts are like a cult to reapers, to that “superior one” that the Archor itself has to follow. It seems.

Remmants looks like ancient AI, in vaults UNDER the ground. This sounds to me “the seed we planted to harvest later”. Fucking reapers. There are also many suggestion all along the game related to “how weird people felt” once they were attacked by remmants. Like…. Indoctrination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (playing a prequel makes you play it so full of biases t.t)

Also, Angara are SO fucking similar to Prothean. I wonder if they are not protheans that evolved in another way in Havarl. They even have prothean's sculptures all over the planet… like.. please, bring Liara here, I need to talk to her about this!.

And you also saw that thing of “remembering past lives”. This is the object that Javik used to have in his room, when he asks you what you would do if you would see all the past times, the dead people alive, the old ancient skies, all again but then, returning to reality, you would be shocked by it, because all that is gone. That's exactly what that “family heirloom” does. I'm totally convinced angara ARE protheans. A different evolved branch though.

Also… did you see that fucked reaper in Eos?. The one that came up from the ground?. Fuck shit. I put s settlement in Eos, as the game forces you, but now I regret it. That fucking reaper asshole is orbiting around Eos, SCANNING it!!! WTF!!!!

But well, I will continue playing all these days ahead and keep sharing my thoughts about this.

I need to find Reyes before Vetra got me completely (I want to see if Reyes is worthy a shot, probably I won't replay this game until I have a proper computer because lag is super painful), and I have no idea when or where I will find him.

I'm still in the quest of bringing hope to the Angara and working most of the time in 100% viability in the planets I can land. I've just  been allowed to go into Aya because I saves Moshae.

I hate to work (in real life lol) and break my beautiful daydream of playing without stop.  Haha.

I will sleep so bad these days.

[theherblifeblog]

Spotlight Series: Michelle Allred of LVCANNAGARS

This week we had the chance to learn about a Las Vegas company specializing in high-end, luxury cannabis “cannagars” “cannarillos”, “Rosegars” and the incredible looking “Perfecto”, the first paperless cannacigar. The company, LV Cannagars is owned and operated by Michelle Allred, a woman who has been blowing glass and rolling cannagars since she was in her late teens. Through vision and drive she has built her company into one of Las Vegas’ most respected cannabis companies and her products are enjoyed by everyone from locals to celebrities.

Check out the company’s Instagram for some truly drool-worthy shots and read on to hear Michelle explain how she got started and where she’s going.

How did you get involved in the cannabis industry?

I moved out of my parents house at 15, I immediately started blowing glass. By the time I was 18 I bought a small house, removed the kitchen and replaced it with a glassblowing studio and the other half of the house I grew cannabis. This was how I made a living for almost 7 years.  The second Arizona offered a medical card and became legal, I removed my home grow and retained a position with a state regulated and licensed grow facility. Once there, seeing all the excess cannabis, I asked our grow if we could try and make some "thai sticks". They had always been a goofy stoner day dream I had, and really wanted to try one, or make one. They were like a myth. I used to listen to all the vets describe them when I was young, and always wanted to experience what they had. In my first week of making them, I sold 10, the next week we sold 20 and then kept doubling our sales steadily for a very long time. Cannagars are a hand crafted product, that requires love and attention to each one in detail.  By the time I left Arizona I was selling 600 a month, I went to California and started a cannagar department in Arcata CA. Immediately learned how to increase production to 1000+ gars (cannagars) on my own and now exceed 3k units here in Nevada and training to expand production numbers and sales here shortly. Our production has never been able to meet the demand. So we are currently expanding.

Tell us a little bit about your product or service 

We are a luxury, craft cannabis production company. We create only fine quality, unique cannabis items you won’t find in any other state or dispensaries besides Nevada.  We make cannagars, this is our number one product. But we also create different style gars (cannagars) no one else creates currently on the market. Like our 100% paperless, wrapless cannagar the Galaxy gar, which is a flower core, drenched in concentrate and rolled in kief. It smokes solid for 30 minutes to 50 minutes with up to 20 people partaking. depending on lung capacity of course.  Our smallest cannagar 2 grams flower, 1.5 grams concentrate and fully cured cannabis leaves, has a solid 1 hour burn time with 3-15 people. We have had up to 30 people smoking on the smallest one, and it almost last a full hour.  We also make the only rose gar available in dispensaries, instead of cannabis leaves we use biologic edible organic rose petals, the most organic petals you can buy in the world. They are expensive, but pass state pesticide levels. We spend months testing organic rose companies for a solid source of truly organic rose petals. We only offer the best. This is our smoothest product we offer.

What time does your day typically start and what does a normal day look like to you?

Monday through Friday 5 - 6am to 6 - 7pm, I am hands on in cannagar production. Every cannagar and product we produce is made by three full time production cannarollers. We all have a specific stage of the cannagar process.  I mold the flower core and drench them in concentrate, the two other crew members wrap the cannabis leaves or rose petals around the gars. We all package.   Sat and sunday are reserved for celebrities, gatherings, popups, and giveaways. We work with a local dispensary in town to supply they're A list celebrity guests with custom cannagars adorned in 24 k custom gold lettering. Often accompanied with custom wooden cigar boxes and glass etched cigar tubes all made by us.

I also blow glass on weekends for giveaways with our products, we’re a start up and don’t have a lot of cash for giveaways or marketing at the moment, so I do most grassroots style :)  I'm working 7 days a week. Some days I will work through the night to make sure we don’t miss a deadline. 27-32 hour shifts are not uncommon for me at this point in building the company. I have financially held all responsibility of this company and it has been no small task for me, I take my responsibilities very seriously. I live, eat, bleed, breathe and literally dream of cannagars. It may be a slight obsession. I am fully driven to make this succeed.

What is your vision for your company going forward?

At first moving into multiple states. Expanding and building a solid foundation. Once this happens, I will be wanting to use the company to make a positive change somehow. Whether it leaves a very small change, but hopefully a much larger positive mark or change on the earth, we intend to try and do as much good as we can with the time we have. I don’t require much in terms of possessions. So I'd like to instead, reforest a deforested area. Plant a billion trees. Help children, homeless, maybe even help clean the oceans.  There is a website 4theOcean, we’re huge fans and intend to emulate them. They build bracelets made of recycled glass, they sell for 20$ and for every bracelet, they remove one pound of trash from the ocean.

We have asked, what if we do that with cannagars. For now, we are paying our bills and slowly being able to invest in extra product and small amounts of marketing or upgrades on packaging every once in a while. It's been slow, but very steady. We are not going anywhere, only growing roots here in Las Vegas. One of the most amazing towns I've ever lived. We’re beyond grateful for the opportunity to be here to have an opportunity to make sure we can give back. It's our ultimate goal.

What would an ideal post prohibition society look like to you? 

I want to see it dominated by craft and truly natural medical cannabis. I know all the small canna- businesses are worried and dreading the big pharma takeover, but I'm hoping and manifesting that we can all thrive and succeed. Some will want cheap, fast cannabis, synthetic pill forms of cannabis, but others with finer palettes and health requirements will want and need fine craft cannabis and cannabis products.  Hopefully large and small cannabis businesses have a place together in the future. It's the American dream; To work hard, make something of nothing. Hopefully with future regulations and laws we (the small cannabusiness) will be allowed to continue with this dream of the cannabis entrepreneurship. I also wish to see that the medical side hopefully doesn’t end up too pharmaceutical [in nature]. Hopefully keep our natural cannabis cures natural and not patented to create a synthetic version to be regulated, and used to prohibit the more natural side of cannabis.

What was your first experience with cannabis like? 

I was a fairly unhappy, sad child. Marijuana was the first time I truly felt a pure and utter happiness. I had never laughed so hard or smiled so much in my life. I could barely lift my head, I stared at the ground. But could hardly breathe from laughter. True and pure happiness, it was an incredible experience and it made its mark on me. An experience I have chased every day after that. I was a daily consumer after my first time. I ended up loving cannabis so much, I needed to make it my profession. I truly believe it's not only an incredible medicine, but is a most sacred plant.

Tell us about some of the challenges you face working in the cannabis industry 

Goodness, quite the question. Honestly, My first challenge was being a woman. It was a 99% male dominated industry in the beginning. As was glassblowing, which is where my cannabis career started. This created animosity and hard feelings for my talents and skills. No one wanted to look less knowledgeable than the girl on the crew.   I understand the dynamic but it never felt fair, and I lost two separate jobs from this particular perspective of others in the industry and many more issues due to me being a skill based female cannabis worker. I don’t like to harp on this, as it was a very negative aspect if my earlier career and now is almost the exact opposite. I actually receive recognition from many locals and people in the industry here for being a woman business owner, who started from nothing. So the tides have changed.  I'm deeply grateful and much more satisfied in my overall place in the cannabis industry now that women are more readily accepted, especially those without using physical attributes but more intellectual and skill based talents, which was something I personally feel was very gradually integrated into the industry in the past few years.

What are some solutions you've found? 

"I have used my oppressors as a drive, as a push."  -- Michelle Allred

Learning how to speak politically correct, how to use proper etiquette in all situations. Being uber polite has really helped, even going out of my way to help or complete jobs for the ones that didn’t appreciate my skills or necessarily want me around due ro me being female. I guess I tried to kill my opposers with kindness. Show them I’m not as bad as they think, I just wanted a home. A place to belong. And I belong nowhere other than cannabis. I also never stop, never quit, sleep less. Learned to work harder and longer than those around me and those that doubt or deny my true skills, knowledge and passion. I have used my oppressors as a drive, as a push. I have failed many times. But after falling I always get up and try again.

What is one thing you wish everyone knew about cannabis? 

It can cure cancer, or at least help significantly. It’s safer than alcohol. It’s safer than toothpaste. It has more medical benefits than any other plant or substance I know of. It's not just for the typical "stoner". Its for everyone, over the age of 21, and in severe medical cases, children as well. The list of conditions cannabis treats, is a mile long.

What is one thing you wish everyone knew about your product or service? 

That we are a small woman owned craft cannabis company that specializes in creating the most exotic and unique cannabis products available on the legal market today.

If you could go back in time and do it all over again, what (if anything) would you do differently? 

Protect myself better. Learning business and business coldness. Unfortunately, being a stoner kid, I had somewhat rosy colored glasses on when it came to community and cannabis and this industry. I would have protected my proprietary information and myself personally much better and required contracts instead of handshakes. I have learned contracts tend to keep people and companies accountable, upfront and transparent. Going from stoner to business owner was quite the learning curve, I won’t lie.

What is your favorite way to consume cannabis? 

In a bong. Or in a paperless, wrappless cannagar.

Concentrate or flower? Why? 

Mixed. I like both flour and concentrates combined for the terp profiles and affects.

Do you think cannabis legalization will change the world for the better? Why? 

I can see it going both ways. For the better If we can all keep it honorable. But if the pharmaceutical companies get control, I worry they will make synthetic versions of all our cannabinoids and patent them. This in itself is not a problem, it's more that I'm worried since its offered through a pharmacy in a pill form and patented, they will make the natural ways to consume it illegal again or regulate it so hard it would cause problems for the smaller businesses to produce and sell. Maybe I'm crazy. I just hope to see craft boutique cannabis have a solid foundation and place in the industry.

What advice would you offer to another woman who is looking to get into the industry? 

Be strong. In your convictions and what you stand for. Don’t sell yourself, your ideas, drive, passion, morals and ambition short. Believe in yourself. Sounds cliche, but I feel like people try very hard to push their own agendas, wants and needs on individuals like me who are trying to make a business and brand. It can be difficult to discern motives of others at times and counteract them for the future.

[billydmacklin]

Fall Checklist: Overseeding the Front Curb Strip!

This blog mini-series is in partnership with Lowe’s! Thank you for supporting my sponsors!

For many years, like probably most of my years, I’ve held onto this idea about what autumn would look like when I was all grown up. I know it, you know it—it’s the best season. Crunchy leaves. That crisp fall air. Warm drinks. Plaids. Brown liquors. Candles. Gourds. Sweaters. More clichés. Other clichés. Different clichés! Fall is the king of clichés, as far as seasons go. Pumpkin Spice Lattes (or PSL, if you really want to be a nightmare) are among the worst of the clichés, which is why I will not discuss them here.

I still think this way, as it happens. I turned 29 a couple of weeks ago but I still picture grown-up me as a totally different person with, like, nice clothes and an organized day planner. A person for whom home maintenance tasks are undertaken promptly and efficiently, who might start the day merrily clearing leaves from gutters and end it merrily setting potted mums and an assortment of gourds on my porch, because that’s just what this merry person does to usher in the season on October 1st. The weekend before, this guy probably went around the house and inspected for any areas of peeling paint and quickly addressed them, and the weekend after, he’ll flip on the heat with complete and total confidence that it’ll work because the whole system has just been recently serviced—well in advance of when it was needed, because he thinks ahead. He has it all figured out.

Where this concept and reality clash is…well, basically all of it. Grown-up me—the real one with the garbage wardrobe who continually tries and fails to really get into a groove with the Calendar app on my phone—has not exactly lived up to this specific expectation. It’s not because he doesn’t try. He tries very hard. But he takes on these really big projects, and either doesn’t have or doesn��t create the time for things like the mums and the gourds and the boiler-servicing-while-it’s-still-80-degrees-outside. Instead he’s usually up on a ladder, well into November, really putting the temperature requirements for most paint brands to the test, because what he thought would take one month has taken four. By most people’s standards, fall has decidedly given way to winter at this point, but his autumn to-do list still has so many unchecked items that he can’t admit what is plainly clear—most of this stuff won’t happen. The leaves and spent perennials will rot under the impending snow. The weed content of the grass will increase. Nothing will be planted in the ground, and that one radiator will, once again, refuse to heat. Better luck next year, ya little mess of a man.

Back in the spring, I made a Very Big Boy Decision: not taking on another exterior wall of the house to restore this year. I had the actual foresight to know I couldn’t finish the sides of the house I’ve already started over the past few years plus a whole additional side, while also starting and finishing two big freelance jobs, while also finally getting the cottage ready for very long-overdue finishing work. As such, I’ve still been a busy bee, but a bee who isn’t quite so thoroughly overwhelmed. Wanting to take advantage of this, I promptly overwhelmed myself by creating a Big Fall To-Do List, and my pals at Lowe’s stepped in to help me work through it! I feel like I’ve entered a new stage of adulting. Getting these fall house/yard maintenance tasks done has felt SO GOOD I CAN’T EVEN STAND IT and—let’s be honest—long overdue considering I’ve never done most of them and this is going to be winter number SIX in this house.

So! Over the coming days and weeks I’ll be sharing these small but impactful projects with you! Because this is a blog! And that’s what we do here! Let’s dive in!

MISSION NUMERO UNO: OVERSEEDING THE CURB STRIP

I used to be that kid with the bad attitude when it came to lawns. Loving a really dense, thick lawn seemed like something for…other people. I surely don’t care about that classic staple of American yards! I have no need for a thick bed of vegetation that needs to constantly be mowed and watered and fussed over. Who cares if the lawn is just some struggling grass and clover and a bunch of weeds? I can mow weeds too, ya know!

I now totally understand the appeal of a nice lawn. First of all, it really does look good. Second of all, it feels nice—to walk on, sit on, roll around on if you’re a dog or that’s just your thing. Third of all, having a healthy lawn means fewer weeds, simply because they don’t thrive as well when competing for space and resources with well-established grass. And that thing I said about just mowing a weed lawn earlier? WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. Weeds really do suck, because they take up a lot of space—meaning that when you mow over them, you expose a bare patch around the roots where their leaves and water consumption haven’t allowed anything else to grow. Multiply that by a lot of weeds and you have lots of vegetation but still a lot of exposed dirt. And when you have a bunch of bare dirt, and a dog who goes in and out of the backyard and then all over your house and on all your furniture all day long (FOR INSTANCE), it gets EVERYWHERE. I feel like the amount of dirt I’m constantly sweeping, vacuuming, and mopping up could be really cut down with some commitment to good lawn care.

Before getting bogged down in addressing the entire backyard, I actually wanted to focus on the grass in the front of the house. I’ve never done anything to maintain the grass in the front hellstrip other than mow it, and…it shows. It could definitely look a LOT better, and that’s an easy thing to do while the front of the house still awaits restoration. I’ve been working a tonnnnn on the side of the house, meaning the front has started to look increasingly shoddy.

FIRST, I blew the leaves. I have two honey locust trees in front of the house, I’d guess around 40 years old, and those little leaves get everywhere! Honey locusts can be great because the leaves are so small that a lot of people just let them compost themselves on the ground without raking or blowing, but that doesn’t really work for sidewalks and streets. Rather, it does work, but it’s a mess and it’s slippery and not good. Basically my strategy is to move from the house toward the street, blowing onto the sidewalk and the street and then sweeping up and bagging my piles. It works well. I used the blower to get as many leaves out of the grass as possible.

There are a few things you may notice about this picture, such as my sweatshirt bearing the likeness of my favorite Insta-cat, Princess Monster Truck. There is also the rest of my ensemble which I cannot explain other than to say it’s both disappointing and invigorating to be at this point where I simply no longer have the energy to care about looking a hot mess on the internet or in real life.

The thing I’d like to draw your attention to, though, is my SUPER AWESOME NEW LEAF BLOWER. When I bought this house, I did the ill-advised thing of buying the cheapest outdoor equipment available, basically without exception. The first lawnmower we bought was the manual kind you just wheel over the grass without the benefit of modern technology like, ya know, a motor. My leaf blower has heretofore been a super lousy battery-powered number, and while it does produce air it doesn’t have the power to disturb more than an upper layer of very dry, lightweight leaves, and the battery dies really fast and recharges slowly. So that’s where I’m coming from. Essentially I’ve just been replacing all of these lousy tools one by one as they either stop working or become unbearable.

Which leads me to: GREENWORKS! Back in the spring, I took the plunge (totally independent of this sponsored series) and bought the Greenworks Pro battery-powered lawnmower from Lowe’s to replace the bottom-of-the-line gas mower which I bought after quickly giving up on the manual mower. The gas mower died, and the options were to basically spend as much as the mower cost to have it repaired or just invest in something new. Over the past few years, the market has been flooded with battery-powered outdoor power equipment, and it seems to clearly be the wave of the future, so I opted to just go for it and I’m SO glad I did. No gas! No oil! No smoke! No yanking on a string over and over again hoping that this is the pull that will finally persuade the engine to start!

But who really cares how clean it is if it doesn’t really work? WELL. These Greenworks Pro tools are far and away the best thing I’ve ever used—battery-operated or otherwise. I never really understood the importance of a high-quality leaf blower until I upgraded to this one, and it’s kind of like…OH, THAT’S how this is supposed to work!! It saves SO MUCH work when it actually does the thing it’s supposed to do! The power that comes out of this thing is insane, and it just keeps goinggggg and goingggg and goinggggggg. The upfront investment of these tools did strike me as a bit high when I started looking into them, but considering how well they work, that they don’t require any future investment of oil or gas, and are far less prone to issues that might require professional repair (meaning $ and time without your tools!), I actually think they’re totally reasonably priced. Plus, they’re just SO COOL! SO FUTURE!

When the leaf blowing was done, it was just a matter of popping the battery out of the new leaf blower and popping it into my well-loved lawnmower! The great thing is that the batteries—as long as they’re the same voltage—interchange between tools, so you don’t have to buy a new battery/charger every time you want to add a tool to the arsenal. That’s why it’s smart to pick a brand and stick with it.

So, I mean this sincerely. I love this lawnmower. I never, ever thought I would love a lawnmower. But I love this lawnmower. Let me count the ways.

First, obviously, is the battery. I HATE dealing with gas and oil, so that was my main motivation to go battery-powered, but it’s SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

Out of the box, it’s basically ready to use. There are like three things to screw together and it’s ready to go. For the leaf blower, you just insert the battery and you’re off to the races. Amazing.

And then. It starts with a button. A button!

It’s SO QUIET. The first time I used it, I wasn’t even sure if it was working properly because it was so quiet. I can listen to podcasts while I mow the grass without the sound of the mower drowning out my earbuds. It’s a REVELATION. And, like, stunningly cool if you’re used to a gas mower.

It’s so light. This is not a self-propelled mower, but it’s so easy to push that I don’t feel like it’s necessary. But they make one of those now, too!

It’s compact! I mean, in use, it’s the size of a regular lawnmower, but it can kind of fold up and hang on the wall the rest of the time. Admittedly I have no clear wall in my garage to hang it on, but it’s nice to know this is an option for the future when I tame the hoard.

The height adjustment! IT’S JUST A LEVER! On my old mower, you literally had to remove the wheels and reinstall them to change the mower height. As such, I put it on the lowest setting when I assembled it and then never changed it.

WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO MY GRASS. I used to think mowing on anything other than the lowest setting was the dumbest thing ever. Why would you do that to yourself? Imagine you’re getting your hair cut, and the barber proposes just cutting it just a little bit every week instead of a couple of inches that’ll last you a few months. Who has time to go to the barber every week?*

*some people do, and it frightens me.

The thing I didn’t understand is that unlike hair, grass needs a little length to maintain its overall health! If you cut it as short as you can go every time, you’re shooting yourself in the foot because the grass can’t properly develop and thicken, and then you invite weeds which grow faster than the grass, so you need to mow more, and your grass still looks like garbage. I’ve learned this the hard way so you don’t have to. Also, sometimes it pays to even just do the smallest amount of reading about stuff.

ANYWAY. In this case, I’m overseeding existing grass, and that’s a special kind of a process. For overseeding, you DO actually want the lowest setting to give new grass seed the best chance at success. Also—typically I allow my grass clippings to just mulch out the side of the mower, but for this you want to use the bag attachment and collect the clippings. The point is to expose soil!

After blowing the leaves and mowing, this gives you an idea of what’s left. That poor grass—it’s really trying! And the weeds are also trying! But it’s just a patchy thin state of affairs.

At this stage, you have a couple options: thatching or aerating. No lie—growing up, we had a landscaping company come and deal with our grass so actually knowing about this stuff is rather new to me. I remember when they’d aerate every year—essentially, breaking up the soil and adding fertilizer—but I don’t remember ever hearing about thatch. Thatch is the layer of stuff created by dead grass, clippings, and dead roots. Most of the time it’s an OK thing, but not really when you’re trying to get new grass seed to take. Sometimes thatch gets so thick that it actually causes the grass to thin out, so thatching isn’t exclusively for overseeding—some sources say to do it about once a year!

Learning. So. Much.

So anyway. I decided to thatch. With a manual thatcher—which is good for something like this, but I can imagine it being EXHAUSTING for a whole lawn. There are motorized versions, though, and they’re pretty affordable.

I kinda want one? That also feels like a new territory of lawn obsession I’m not sure I’m ready for.

Time for seed! I picked up this Scotts Turf Builder seed spreader a few years ago for my first attempt at seeding the backyard, and this bag of Scotts Sun & Shade Mix over the weekend to overseed this front strip. I compared a bunch of different grasses and seeds to land on this one—it’s a mix of medium and fine-bladed grass (I personally don’t like larger blade grasses), and the idea is basically that the characteristics of each different type compliment the others—so if one type isn’t doing well because of too much foot traffic, or too little water, or too little sun, or too much sun, another will take over that affected area and thrive.

Also, it’s blue! The seeds are coated in fertilizer and stuff to retain moisture and other science things, so you just spread it and water it. No hay, no additional fertilizer steps—couldn’t be easier. If you forget any of the steps or aren’t sure what setting to use on the spreader, not to fear. It’s all on the bag! I gotta hand it to the Scotts packaging and product designers—they do a great job of walking you through it all.

Here is me, candidly watering my new grass seed in my sexy DIY clothes as though someone isn’t standing the street waiting for cars to pass to snap photos of me. Totally normal, not weird at all.

I finished off by walking up and down and edging both sides of the curb strip and sweeping up errant grass seed and any other debris. It’s a small thing but I love when the bluestone sidewalk and curb are all neat and tidy! I may have one BILLION things to do to restore the front of this house, but until then—this is the kind of thing that makes a house look well-loved and cared for. So excited to see how this grass develops—I can see you now, perfect green carpet!

Fall Checklist: Overseeding the Front Curb Strip! published first on https://carpetgurus.tumblr.com/

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Fall Checklist: Overseeding the Front Curb Strip!

This blog mini-series is in partnership with Lowe’s! Thank you for supporting my sponsors!

For many years, like probably most of my years, I’ve held onto this idea about what autumn would look like when I was all grown up. I know it, you know it—it’s the best season. Crunchy leaves. That crisp fall air. Warm drinks. Plaids. Brown liquors. Candles. Gourds. Sweaters. More clichés. Other clichés. Different clichés! Fall is the king of clichés, as far as seasons go. Pumpkin Spice Lattes (or PSL, if you really want to be a nightmare) are among the worst of the clichés, which is why I will not discuss them here.

I still think this way, as it happens. I turned 29 a couple of weeks ago but I still picture grown-up me as a totally different person with, like, nice clothes and an organized day planner. A person for whom home maintenance tasks are undertaken promptly and efficiently, who might start the day merrily clearing leaves from gutters and end it merrily setting potted mums and an assortment of gourds on my porch, because that’s just what this merry person does to usher in the season on October 1st. The weekend before, this guy probably went around the house and inspected for any areas of peeling paint and quickly addressed them, and the weekend after, he’ll flip on the heat with complete and total confidence that it’ll work because the whole system has just been recently serviced—well in advance of when it was needed, because he thinks ahead. He has it all figured out.

Where this concept and reality clash is…well, basically all of it. Grown-up me—the real one with the garbage wardrobe who continually tries and fails to really get into a groove with the Calendar app on my phone—has not exactly lived up to this specific expectation. It’s not because he doesn’t try. He tries very hard. But he takes on these really big projects, and either doesn’t have or doesn’t create the time for things like the mums and the gourds and the boiler-servicing-while-it’s-still-80-degrees-outside. Instead he’s usually up on a ladder, well into November, really putting the temperature requirements for most paint brands to the test, because what he thought would take one month has taken four. By most people’s standards, fall has decidedly given way to winter at this point, but his autumn to-do list still has so many unchecked items that he can’t admit what is plainly clear—most of this stuff won’t happen. The leaves and spent perennials will rot under the impending snow. The weed content of the grass will increase. Nothing will be planted in the ground, and that one radiator will, once again, refuse to heat. Better luck next year, ya little mess of a man.

Back in the spring, I made a Very Big Boy Decision: not taking on another exterior wall of the house to restore this year. I had the actual foresight to know I couldn’t finish the sides of the house I’ve already started over the past few years plus a whole additional side, while also starting and finishing two big freelance jobs, while also finally getting the cottage ready for very long-overdue finishing work. As such, I’ve still been a busy bee, but a bee who isn’t quite so thoroughly overwhelmed. Wanting to take advantage of this, I promptly overwhelmed myself by creating a Big Fall To-Do List, and my pals at Lowe’s stepped in to help me work through it! I feel like I’ve entered a new stage of adulting. Getting these fall house/yard maintenance tasks done has felt SO GOOD I CAN’T EVEN STAND IT and—let’s be honest—long overdue considering I’ve never done most of them and this is going to be winter number SIX in this house.

So! Over the coming days and weeks I’ll be sharing these small but impactful projects with you! Because this is a blog! And that’s what we do here! Let’s dive in!

MISSION NUMERO UNO: OVERSEEDING THE CURB STRIP

I used to be that kid with the bad attitude when it came to lawns. Loving a really dense, thick lawn seemed like something for…other people. I surely don’t care about that classic staple of American yards! I have no need for a thick bed of vegetation that needs to constantly be mowed and watered and fussed over. Who cares if the lawn is just some struggling grass and clover and a bunch of weeds? I can mow weeds too, ya know!

I now totally understand the appeal of a nice lawn. First of all, it really does look good. Second of all, it feels nice—to walk on, sit on, roll around on if you’re a dog or that’s just your thing. Third of all, having a healthy lawn means fewer weeds, simply because they don’t thrive as well when competing for space and resources with well-established grass. And that thing I said about just mowing a weed lawn earlier? WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. Weeds really do suck, because they take up a lot of space—meaning that when you mow over them, you expose a bare patch around the roots where their leaves and water consumption haven’t allowed anything else to grow. Multiply that by a lot of weeds and you have lots of vegetation but still a lot of exposed dirt. And when you have a bunch of bare dirt, and a dog who goes in and out of the backyard and then all over your house and on all your furniture all day long (FOR INSTANCE), it gets EVERYWHERE. I feel like the amount of dirt I’m constantly sweeping, vacuuming, and mopping up could be really cut down with some commitment to good lawn care.

Before getting bogged down in addressing the entire backyard, I actually wanted to focus on the grass in the front of the house. I’ve never done anything to maintain the grass in the front hellstrip other than mow it, and…it shows. It could definitely look a LOT better, and that’s an easy thing to do while the front of the house still awaits restoration. I’ve been working a tonnnnn on the side of the house, meaning the front has started to look increasingly shoddy.

FIRST, I blew the leaves. I have two honey locust trees in front of the house, I’d guess around 40 years old, and those little leaves get everywhere! Honey locusts can be great because the leaves are so small that a lot of people just let them compost themselves on the ground without raking or blowing, but that doesn’t really work for sidewalks and streets. Rather, it does work, but it’s a mess and it’s slippery and not good. Basically my strategy is to move from the house toward the street, blowing onto the sidewalk and the street and then sweeping up and bagging my piles. It works well. I used the blower to get as many leaves out of the grass as possible.

There are a few things you may notice about this picture, such as my sweatshirt bearing the likeness of my favorite Insta-cat, Princess Monster Truck. There is also the rest of my ensemble which I cannot explain other than to say it’s both disappointing and invigorating to be at this point where I simply no longer have the energy to care about looking a hot mess on the internet or in real life.

The thing I’d like to draw your attention to, though, is my SUPER AWESOME NEW LEAF BLOWER. When I bought this house, I did the ill-advised thing of buying the cheapest outdoor equipment available, basically without exception. The first lawnmower we bought was the manual kind you just wheel over the grass without the benefit of modern technology like, ya know, a motor. My leaf blower has heretofore been a super lousy battery-powered number, and while it does produce air it doesn’t have the power to disturb more than an upper layer of very dry, lightweight leaves, and the battery dies really fast and recharges slowly. So that’s where I’m coming from. Essentially I’ve just been replacing all of these lousy tools one by one as they either stop working or become unbearable.

Which leads me to: GREENWORKS! Back in the spring, I took the plunge (totally independent of this sponsored series) and bought the Greenworks Pro battery-powered lawnmower from Lowe’s to replace the bottom-of-the-line gas mower which I bought after quickly giving up on the manual mower. The gas mower died, and the options were to basically spend as much as the mower cost to have it repaired or just invest in something new. Over the past few years, the market has been flooded with battery-powered outdoor power equipment, and it seems to clearly be the wave of the future, so I opted to just go for it and I’m SO glad I did. No gas! No oil! No smoke! No yanking on a string over and over again hoping that this is the pull that will finally persuade the engine to start!

But who really cares how clean it is if it doesn’t really work? WELL. These Greenworks Pro tools are far and away the best thing I’ve ever used—battery-operated or otherwise. I never really understood the importance of a high-quality leaf blower until I upgraded to this one, and it’s kind of like…OH, THAT’S how this is supposed to work!! It saves SO MUCH work when it actually does the thing it’s supposed to do! The power that comes out of this thing is insane, and it just keeps goinggggg and goingggg and goinggggggg. The upfront investment of these tools did strike me as a bit high when I started looking into them, but considering how well they work, that they don’t require any future investment of oil or gas, and are far less prone to issues that might require professional repair (meaning $ and time without your tools!), I actually think they’re totally reasonably priced. Plus, they’re just SO COOL! SO FUTURE!

When the leaf blowing was done, it was just a matter of popping the battery out of the new leaf blower and popping it into my well-loved lawnmower! The great thing is that the batteries—as long as they’re the same voltage—interchange between tools, so you don’t have to buy a new battery/charger every time you want to add a tool to the arsenal. That’s why it’s smart to pick a brand and stick with it.

So, I mean this sincerely. I love this lawnmower. I never, ever thought I would love a lawnmower. But I love this lawnmower. Let me count the ways.

First, obviously, is the battery. I HATE dealing with gas and oil, so that was my main motivation to go battery-powered, but it’s SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

Out of the box, it’s basically ready to use. There are like three things to screw together and it’s ready to go. For the leaf blower, you just insert the battery and you’re off to the races. Amazing.

And then. It starts with a button. A button!

It’s SO QUIET. The first time I used it, I wasn’t even sure if it was working properly because it was so quiet. I can listen to podcasts while I mow the grass without the sound of the mower drowning out my earbuds. It’s a REVELATION. And, like, stunningly cool if you’re used to a gas mower.

It’s so light. This is not a self-propelled mower, but it’s so easy to push that I don’t feel like it’s necessary. But they make one of those now, too!

It’s compact! I mean, in use, it’s the size of a regular lawnmower, but it can kind of fold up and hang on the wall the rest of the time. Admittedly I have no clear wall in my garage to hang it on, but it’s nice to know this is an option for the future when I tame the hoard.

The height adjustment! IT’S JUST A LEVER! On my old mower, you literally had to remove the wheels and reinstall them to change the mower height. As such, I put it on the lowest setting when I assembled it and then never changed it.

WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO MY GRASS. I used to think mowing on anything other than the lowest setting was the dumbest thing ever. Why would you do that to yourself? Imagine you’re getting your hair cut, and the barber proposes just cutting it just a little bit every week instead of a couple of inches that’ll last you a few months. Who has time to go to the barber every week?*

*some people do, and it frightens me.

The thing I didn’t understand is that unlike hair, grass needs a little length to maintain its overall health! If you cut it as short as you can go every time, you’re shooting yourself in the foot because the grass can’t properly develop and thicken, and then you invite weeds which grow faster than the grass, so you need to mow more, and your grass still looks like garbage. I’ve learned this the hard way so you don’t have to. Also, sometimes it pays to even just do the smallest amount of reading about stuff.

ANYWAY. In this case, I’m overseeding existing grass, and that’s a special kind of a process. For overseeding, you DO actually want the lowest setting to give new grass seed the best chance at success. Also—typically I allow my grass clippings to just mulch out the side of the mower, but for this you want to use the bag attachment and collect the clippings. The point is to expose soil!

After blowing the leaves and mowing, this gives you an idea of what’s left. That poor grass—it’s really trying! And the weeds are also trying! But it’s just a patchy thin state of affairs.

At this stage, you have a couple options: thatching or aerating. No lie—growing up, we had a landscaping company come and deal with our grass so actually knowing about this stuff is rather new to me. I remember when they’d aerate every year—essentially, breaking up the soil and adding fertilizer—but I don’t remember ever hearing about thatch. Thatch is the layer of stuff created by dead grass, clippings, and dead roots. Most of the time it’s an OK thing, but not really when you’re trying to get new grass seed to take. Sometimes thatch gets so thick that it actually causes the grass to thin out, so thatching isn’t exclusively for overseeding—some sources say to do it about once a year!

Learning. So. Much.

So anyway. I decided to thatch. With a manual thatcher—which is good for something like this, but I can imagine it being EXHAUSTING for a whole lawn. There are motorized versions, though, and they’re pretty affordable.

I kinda want one? That also feels like a new territory of lawn obsession I’m not sure I’m ready for.

Time for seed! I picked up this Scotts Turf Builder seed spreader a few years ago for my first attempt at seeding the backyard, and this bag of Scotts Sun & Shade Mix over the weekend to overseed this front strip. I compared a bunch of different grasses and seeds to land on this one—it’s a mix of medium and fine-bladed grass (I personally don’t like larger blade grasses), and the idea is basically that the characteristics of each different type compliment the others—so if one type isn’t doing well because of too much foot traffic, or too little water, or too little sun, or too much sun, another will take over that affected area and thrive.

Also, it’s blue! The seeds are coated in fertilizer and stuff to retain moisture and other science things, so you just spread it and water it. No hay, no additional fertilizer steps—couldn’t be easier. If you forget any of the steps or aren’t sure what setting to use on the spreader, not to fear. It’s all on the bag! I gotta hand it to the Scotts packaging and product designers—they do a great job of walking you through it all.

Here is me, candidly watering my new grass seed in my sexy DIY clothes as though someone isn’t standing the street waiting for cars to pass to snap photos of me. Totally normal, not weird at all.

I finished off by walking up and down and edging both sides of the curb strip and sweeping up errant grass seed and any other debris. It’s a small thing but I love when the bluestone sidewalk and curb are all neat and tidy! I may have one BILLION things to do to restore the front of this house, but until then—this is the kind of thing that makes a house look well-loved and cared for. So excited to see how this grass develops—I can see you now, perfect green carpet!