#wheres the sisterrrrr

[octavianacidicbreastmilk]

whenever theres 2 brothers instead of a brother and sister im like 🙄

[andrewknightley]

it hit me now that really the gallows is fucking surrounded by sea...tru.................

[lovebugism]

Eddie x Gareths sisterrrrr????? Like Romeo and Juliet type stuff where Gareth is like my sister is NOT dating you

thanks so much for your request, anon!! i had so much fun writing it!! there isn't much conflict with gareth, but i hope you like it anyway! jealous!eddie x girly!reader (1.6k)

bug's summer fic fest ♡

Gareth picks you up from the mall at six o’clock sharp.

You say goodbye to your friends, all of them wearing the same tank top and pleated skirt duo you’re in, before getting into the passenger seat of his pick-up truck. You’re dressed too nicely to be sat in such a beaten-up thing. Too pretty for it, too.

“Wanna get something to eat?” the boy asks as he pulls out of the parking lot, talking over the Dio song blaring on the radio.

He’s wearing his usual flannel vest over a tattered Metallica tee. The former is riddled with various vintage pins fitting for a metalhead. Down to his skull necklace, ripped jeans, and dirty sneakers — the two of you couldn’t be more different.

You flip down the visor and use the mirror to put on a swipe of glittery lipgloss. You feel almost naked without it. “Slurpees?” you offer before smacking your mouth to spread the sparkly glaze.

“That’s so not dinner,” Gareth laughs as he shakes his sandy curls. 

You arch a manicured brow in his direction. “Got a better idea?”

“Nope,” he concedes, popping the ‘p.’

He’s got too much of a soft spot for you to deny you of anything. Perks of being the youngest sibling, you suppose.

You feel butterflies fluttering like crazy in your stomach, their wings brushing the edges of your ribcage as he pulls into the gas station — and it’s not because of the $1 Slurpees. Your stepbrother’s best friend, Eddie Munson, usually deals drugs in the back parking lot on weekends. Like the absolute dreamboat he is. 

It’s been days since you last saw him. Six of them, to be exact, but it’s not like you’re counting or anything.

While Gareth waits in line to pay for your drink and his food, you decide to quell your yearning. It’s much more like a hunger, though. Whatever innocent crush you used to have is far more salient now. You miss Eddie like a dinner you didn’t get to eat — noticeably empty, weakened without his smile to bring you back to life.

You round the corner to the back lot and find him flipping through a wad of cash. He leans against the brick wall with one dirty sneaker kicked up against it. Despite the middle of summer head, he hasn’t yet forgone his leather jacket and dark denim jeans duo. He looks killer, as usual — so you could only imagine how he’d look out of them.

When he hears the sound of footsteps scuffing against pavement, he looks at you from the corner of his eye. His gaze is halfway hidden beneath his fluffy bangs before he turns to face you wholly. 

He grins at the sight of you, and you fill whole again.

“Hi, Teddy,” you greet with a smile, stained blue from your raspberry Slurpee.

He rises on both feet and tucks the money into the back pocket of his baggy jeans. His head tilts to his shoulder as he looks at you, too cute for his own good. “Whatcha doin’ out here, princess?”

Your stomach flutters at the nickname you’ve heard too many times to count. 

“Came to see you,” you shrug innocently, curling your smile around the straw of your drink.

Eddie beams, brows raising in amusement and cheeks reddening at your answer. He hopes you’re too far away to see his cheeks glowing as pink as they are now. He’d just blame it on the summer heat, anyway. 

“Really?” he lilts, voice light and airy with mirth.

You shrug as you swallow down the fruity slushy. “Gareth brought me for Slurpees.”

“How sweet.”

“Right?” you hum with a blue-tinted smirk, slowing when you finally reach the boy. His weed-tinged, woody musk envelopes you completely — he might as well be embracing you. “Best brother ever.”

Gareth isn’t really your brother, despite how often you call him that. You’re related by marriage, not by blood. You’ve known him your entire life, though, so you figure you might as well be.

Eddie knows this, so he smiles and takes a rather dramatic step back from you. “And that is exactly why I have to stay approximately three feet away from you at all times, princess.”

“Why’s that?” you squint at him.

When you take another step closer, he takes two more back.

“‘Cause he’s been threatening to beat my ass about dating you since we were thirteen.”

A smile quirks the right side of your lips. “Well, what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him,” you lilt.

Eddie’s brows raise at the mischievous inflection in your words. This time when you step towards him, he stays in place. “You’d really do that to him? To the ‘best brother ever?’”

You take another daring step towards him. Your chin tilts up to look at him in your ever-shortening proximity. “I’ve done far worse things than think his best friend is hot, Teddy.”

“Yeah?” the boy coos, chocolate eyes dancing with amusement as his chin dips to his chest to peer down at you. He makes the mistake of looking lower — at your breasts in your pretty little tank top and the silver of your stomach showing beneath the hem. He wants so desperately to hold you, despite everything that tells him he shouldn’t. His best friend, namely.

“And what’s that, princess?” the boy croons to you.

“I don’t kiss and tell,” you blink innocently up at him, then shrug. “Sorry.”

Eddie knows he shouldn’t be jealous, but he is. 

You’re not his, but god, you were so good at making him feel like you were. You were around so often, always so sweet in your way — sometimes, it felt like you really did belong to him. The thought of his girl with someone else makes him feel like puking.

Jealousy radiates from him like steam, palpable enough for you to feel. 

You grin.

“Don’t worry, Teddy,” you singsong, taking another goddamn step closer. Eddie knows he should be taking a thousand more backward, but your chest brushes his torso and he forgets how to walk. “I only have eyes for you.”

The boy swallows through a tightening throat. He nods for a moment, trying to work up the courage to use his voice. He’s scared that it’ll break, and he’ll lose all cool points with you. And he’s the rockstar, the older brother’s best friend — he can’t possibly have that.

“Good to know,” Eddie finally nods.

“Don’t keep me waiting too long, though. Might have to find some other metalhead to give me attention.”

Your smile widens when his jaw clenches, honeyed glaze hardening at the thought of you finding someone else. Your heart flutters when you realize that he sees you as his. He’s already been yours for a long, long time.

Gareth calls your name from a distance, muffled and far away. It’s nearly inaudible, but it knocks Eddie from his stupor all the same. “You should go, princess.” 

“My parents usually go to bed around nine. Gareth’s usually sucking in the ceiling by eleven,” you maunder suddenly, wide eyes sparkling with roguishness. “If you park your van a few houses down around midnight, no one will be the wiser…”

“You want me to sneak into your bedroom?” Eddie laughs softly to himself. He hasn’t done that since he was sixteen. He thought he was over chasing girls like that. Turns out, he wasn’t really. Not when it came to you, at least.

“Uh-huh,” you hum with a firm nod, lips wrapping around the red straw of your slushy right after.

“And what’s in it for me, huh?”

Truth be told, Eddie couldn’t give a shit. He already knows he’ll be at your house at 12 o’clock sharp, climbing up your trellis like some kind of offbeat Spiderman. He just wants to hear you tell him something, anything — a wish for him to go on for the next several hours while he’s stuck dealing in the heat, thinking about you.

You don’t answer him with words.

You rise on the tips of your toes, holding onto your Slurpee with one hand and using your free one to cup his cheek. You usher the boy softly towards you as you press your mouth to his. And it’s not the most heated kiss in the world or anything — just a languid, honeyed thing that makes your lips lock like they were made to do it.

Eddie’s idling hands rise to your waist. His ringed fingers squeeze the bare skin of your sides as he sighs against your mouth. You taste cold and sweet — like blue raspberry and ice and lipgloss — his savior in this heat. The tip of his nose smushes against the side of yours, desperate to melt with you entirely. He thinks it might be close to possible, having you so close in the sweltering summer evening.

He’s breathless when you pull away from him.

“More of that,” you answer through labored breaths. “And maybe a little extra, if you’re good.”

Eddie doesn’t bother denying his want for you anymore. Fuck it, he’ll just fight his best friend. He can take a punch if he has to, but he’s not sure Gareth could even throw one — especially not at the boy he’s known for practically half his life.

“Your bedroom’s the last window on the light, right?” Eddie asks through rosy, kiss-bitten lips.

“Yeah,” you grin, backing slowly away from him. “I’ll leave my light on.”

He nods until the words catch up with him. “Okay.”

“See you then, Teddy.”

When you turn the corner for the main parking lot, Eddie can finally breathe again. 

The air is noticeably less sweet without you around.

[loopscereal]

Day 1: family/siblings & darkness They are talking about their siblings, the sun is settinggg

I dont really know what tot ell you about this scene, i had a lot of fun making it. I do think Freddy and Bonnie hang out a lot due to both being guitarists and just having the same instrument means theyll have to practice together since they can help eachother a lot more directly. This takes place after school hours, and Bonnie notices that Freddys been acting kind of weird lately, and by weird i mean quieter and looks like he hasnt been sleeping and just looks a bit. emotionally sad and frustrated. So he invited the guy to practice together, but gets left on read, then when he sees him at school he manages to keep freddy in their usual practice classroom longer and they talk. Turns out Fred is missing (mundo de las sombras) and Freddy is feeling bad to say the least. Freddy talks about it, but at this point he still doesnt want to reveal that Fred is a shadow out of fear of being judged like always, and he cant let himself do that when Fred isnt even there. So it comes off like hes talking about a dead sibling and BAM Bonnie comforts him and tried consoling him through being able to relate to losing a sibling as he lost his older sisterrrrr.

Freddy then feels weird and guilty cause he didnt “actually” lose “someone”. only he sees fred and only he feels like fred is his sibling (get him to admit that, youll have a easier time pulling teeth) theres no ‘proof’ or record of a person, he didnt ‘really’ lose ‘anyone’. snd later when fred comes back he feels worse cause bonnies loss is actually permanent. yeha weird massive sense of guilty for making bonnie bring up a sensitive topic and having his friend under the false belief that theyve gone through the same thing without a way to explain his actual situation without feeling or sounding totally mad

I havent decided on a name for his sister, ive been looking for ages and im not satisfied with anything but ill report back when i get one, ive been thinking ronnie to match with bonnie and because it’s masculine as opposed to bonnies feminine name, but i gave herrr a lil mole or lunar in the opposite side of where i place them on bonnies face snd opposite round glasses. bonnies are verticale and hers are horizontal but they are both ovalll

uuuh ehhhhhh idk lol anyway here’s my piece :)

[sebastianxthomas]

Sebastian didn't want to move to town, but having his restaurant shut down due to the owner's fraud hurt. He loved where he worked and put his heart and soul into it for many years. It shut down without a word, leaving Sebastian without a job. He at first was going to apply around New York but at a chance applied in Kismet Habor where his sister and husband lived. He didn't tell his family, he didn't tell Country or anyone of his move.

He just got the job at Rustica Steakhouse and made the move, getting himself an apartment in town, and just hoped for the best. After moving across the country and paying someone to unpack since he wasn't going to do that he headed to Country's place. He had sent her gifts on holidays and birthdays so he had the address.

He didn't know why he had to walk up to his sister's trailer. She lived in one, and it wasn't the biggest, but it would work for now. He just started knocking on the door with both hands, "SISTERRRRR" he sang as he knocked on the door. "Countrryyyyy" he kept going. @courtneyxblake

[nohrslittleflower]

"Elise!" Corrin runs over to his little sister, and instantly pulls her into a giant spinning hug. He gently kisses her forehead, care and love behind his every action, before setting her back down to the ground with a smile across his face.

From who knows where, he produces a rather squishy looking (and crudely wrapped) present, opening her hands gently and placing it in them, "It's not much, but I wanted to make you something! The eyes might be a little uh... lopsided," He cringes at the thought of the poor little stuffed dragon inside of the package, one eye hanging far below the other, "But happy birthday anyway! It's the thought that counted I suppose!"

“Brother!” Elise giggles happily as he spins her around, continuing to squeeze him in a hug for a few seconds even after her feet find the ground again. She tilts her head a bit as she steps back, watching as he takes the present, her face lighting up when she realizes it’s for her.

She takes the present into her hands as carefully as she can, eagerly unwrapping it before he even has a chance to finish his explanation. 

“I wanted to make you something!”

Elise stares into the little plush dragon’s lopsided eyes as the words sink in. She would’ve loved it no matter what— stuffed animals are adorable and she loves all of them (plus it would hurt their little plushie feelings if she didn’t like them and she doesn’t want that)— but the fact that Corrin made it. For her…

“WAAAAHHHH THIS IS THE BEST PLUSHIE TO EVER EXIST IN THE HISTORY OF EVERRRRR!!” She launches herself back at her brother, hugging both him and the dragon almost painfully tightly. Not the most mature adult look, but she gave up on trying not to cry after about 5 seconds.

“ITS AMAZING AND I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU AND IM SO HAPPY IM YOUR SISTERRRRR!!!!”

[liviavanrouge]

Safe

Livia: *Beams, wearing the new outfit some of the girls her age gave her*

Livia: *Looks around curiously* Jack?

???: *Grabs Livia, pinning her against the wall* It's unfair that they dressed you this way

Jack: *Presses kisses down Livias neck, his tail wagging behind him*

Livia: *Gasps feeling her dress slip down then pushes Jack away* OH NO YOU DON'T! WE'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH YET!!

Jack: *Grumbles, moving back*

Livia: *Fixes her dress then perks up feeling Jack move her hair aside and press a kiss to her neck*

Jack: Don't you find it strange?

Livia: *Looks back at him*

Jack: Taio.

Livia: *Perks up, her eyes widening*

Jack: He knew who you were instantly after we escaped

Livia: Lots of peo-

Jack: How many people know you're the Spirit Saintess?

Livia: *Freezes, gripping her dress*

Jack: We need to leave. Now!!

Livia: *Looks down then grabs a cloak wrapping it around her*

Jack: *Grips her hand, hurrying out towards the horses*

???: Ms Holy? Jack?

Jack: *Whips around and snarls, glaring at Taio*

Taio: Where are you both going?

Livia: *Steps closer to Jack, placing a hand on his back*

Taio: *Stares then laughs* Don't tell me you think I'm one of THEM!

Livia: *Looks away*

Taio: *Stops laughing, frowning at them now* Hey now, that's just mean..

Livia: Then how....did you know who I was!?

Taio: *Smiles and lifts his shirt, revealing the Spirit Goddess symbol tattooed on his chest* I follow Goddess Athena who gave you those powers, we're taking you to her...once you're there Gospel can't touch you!

Livia: *Falls to her knees, tears of relief falling down her cheeks*

Taio: H-Hey!

Jack: *Kneels down beside Livia* Liv...

Livia: Thank the goddess above....I was getting tired of having to run..

Taio: *Smiles slightly* Well you're safe here, tomorrow we start moving

Taio: I'll guard you both, get some rest

Jack: *Picks Livia up, her arms around his neck* Alright...

Taio: *Signals the assassin's, sending them to check the area*

Taio: *Turns and follows the duo*

~~~

Athena: *Sighs in relief, watching from the Reflect Lake then gasps as a dark wind blew through her hair and dress*

???: SISTERRRRR! I'M ANGRY!!!!

Gospel: *Smiles at her, a vein popping into view* You've lost your MIND!!

Athena: I'm protecting her from YOU!

Gospel: SHE'S MY WIFE!

Athena: SHE'S THE SAINTESS, NOT YOUR WIFE YOU MANIAC!!!!!

Gospel: Just watch...she WILL be my wife and then you'd be unable to stop me

Gospel: *Laughs* JUST WAIT SISTER!! JUST WAIT AND WATCH, WE KNOW HOW THIS ENDS!!

Athena: You're no brother of mine...you are a lunatic...

Gospel: *Laughs walking away, the pants at his feet wilting away*

[dirtyoldmanhole]

revelation ch24.

here we go man. whoof.

all right, so corrin & co are in anankos' castle now.

lights turn off, corrin realizes she's walked in a trap and then we get this sick cutscene of hoshidan queen mikoto, corrin's (biological) mother.

possessed, of course.

mikoto's cool as hell.

she also gets a raw as hell deal in fates considering the first time she meets her child way back in uhhh ch8?, corrin's still shellshocked from krakenburg/"losing" gunter/being re-kidnapped by hoshido. corrin's not in any state to believe a word she says. mikoto's actually much less pushy than the other hoshidans who are all 'sisterrrrr!!' and lets corrin have some space.

... and then mikoto dies right after.

little bit awkward when this is the first reaction from corrin when they meet again.

you see corrin's desperation of clinging so tightly to the idea that an anankos possession = loved ones aren't themselves at all. nice, easy, clean, still heartbreaking, but you can convince yourself to kill the person more easily by reducing them to a thing.

its a trick old as time.

(this also hurts a lot more when you think about the fridge horror of corrin not having any real consistent parental figures around her whole life.)

(except uhhh..... ahem.)

corrin tries to attack mikoto but then pulls back at the last minute.

..... oh hell.

ohhhh helllllllllll.

i just realized queen mikoto's a perfect halfway between garon/scarlet/arete and gunter in terms of possession mechanics.

garon/scarlet/arete - their will is not their own, once possessed. once possessed, they're essentially "dead" and genuinely only exist as a lifeless puppet. ironically, corrin's "i will not believe you" reaction is the healthiest for this type. they're gone. they ain't coming back.

mikoto - "even as a puppet of anankos, my spirit is my own". clear understanding she's possessed, and dies immediately after anankos' spirit leaves her, but she still has enough will to herself that she attempts to help out corrin verbally. this is when corrin's 'she's dead la la la' backfires on her terribly and the rug gets pulled under her in terms of 'oh shit i'm not prepared for this amount of emotional horror'

gunter - has his own mind/willpower to the point corrin could not tell he was possessed. straight up explicitly says there's no separation between him and anankos, and makes no attempt to un-blur that line or as to "when" anankos takes hold. corrin's reaction is.... well. we're getting there.

* now of course, if you've read the super secret JP-only line from the pelucid crystal artbook, you know that nintendo probably intended gunter's possession to "start" when garon force-fed him the dragon's blood before the northern fortress days. i actually am on the fence about incorporating that line in my interpretation of the character as imo i actually prefer his characterization without it - there's something about the idea of him being slo-owly tempted by anankos and not resisting that hits in a different way.

so ironically, mikoto's "different tier" of possession happening now is rather brilliant in that it's fates' subtly telling you 'hey hey anankos can influence people in different ways. heads up.'

this is important since in the FE series as a whole, possession is usually a very un-subtle 'somebody else jumps in the driver's seat and the old mind is booted out/killed permanently.'

there's a lot of fridge brilliance in a more subtle handling.

as we'll uh.

learn.

rather intimately ~~~

ch24's gameplay mechanics is an optional stealth mission where you can opt to take mikoto's advice that she says right after the above conversation (take the blue doors until you have to fight her), versus fighting your whole way through the level.

the fun stuff happens post-chapter.....

[brokenthimbles]

“Sisterrrrr”

The voice sent a chill down her spine. She had just finished her shift at work, but the way her skin now crawled made her shudder. The man who claimed to be her brother..... and yet? Those eyes...... she could not deny.

She found her heart pounding as she turned towards where she heard his voice to try and spot him.

[journey-to-the-attic]

MORE MONDSTADT IK BUT THIS TIME SHES VENTI SISTERRRRR

She is a little musician who plays the violin for the people, which makes Venti so proud. And she's a bit of a mom friend since she has to deal with Venti's drunk shenanigans. Good for dealing with Asmo and Mammon (and maybe lucifer).

Once Venti brought her to an archon meeting and they all fell in love with her cuteness. Now Devildom has to feel the wrath of all archons once they find out that she's missing. Not to mention their underlings, like the adepti and fatui.

Its a given that she's an anemo user, and maybe she'd be a polerarm or claymore? But it would be nice if she was a bow user, just like her big brother. And she has a little wind sprite form that is super smalllllll omg i love her.

Her meeting barbatos is a bit akward at first but then she gets super close to him! I would write down more, but its like nearly midnight here, so you can write the rest!

ahhh bard ik with a teeny wind spirit form I LOVE IT

i imagine that venti and ik were like a pair of sibling wind spirits from the beginning, and then venti ascended to archonhood and gained the ability to have a physical human form - but ik was still just a wisp for a good while, until (this would mess up canon lore but ehh it's cool) venti sought out an alchemist (like rhinedottir, or maybe just rhinedottir herself) to make ik a body and teaches her how to manage it, as well as how to wield a bow like him

the first time she meets devildom barbatos, she looks at him REAL hard and goes, "............brother????" because, with the combined teal hair gradient and same name, it wouldn't be that big of a reach. then barbatos just stands there awkwardly like "um......no"

she uses her anemo powers to float up to demon's face level when she wants to talk to them, and whenever one of them's annoying her she hits them with a burst of wind to the face. also she has her wind glider, which she can propel with the wind to have flying races with mammon!!

it starts with lucifer asking her to demonstrate her violin-playing, and then they build up a routine where everyone will come to the common room to listen to ik practise in the mornings and evenings. she teaches some of the brothers some of the basics of other instruments and gets them to do some singalongs together too (they don't sound great but it's the having fun that counts)

like venti, she loves apples, and one day barbatos bakes her an apple pie and after that she decides he's her new best friend. barbatos doesn't mind that she follows him around often, because her music is a nice accompaniment to his baking/cooking, especially when she suggests elements of teyvat food to incorporate, and she has lots of very fascinating stories to tell!

[lilradridinghood]

∞

hi sisterrrrr

omg I put my Comfort Songs playlist on shuffle and Worldwide by BTR came on T.T

My favorite lyric is "tuck you in every night on the phone" because it's sweet and it's also related to a scene in the show where Kendall promises to call Jo when she leaves and she's like "You can tuck me in at night" or something like that even though they end up breaking up when she leaves anyway.

[tornadodyke]

my older kitten, when we first adopted the younger kitten: Who Is This Creature In My Household. This Vermin. Remove It At Once Or I'm Blowing The Whole Fucking Building Up.

my older kitten now, when the younger kitten has to be gone for exactly one (1) day to get spayed at the clinic: WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH WHERE'S MY LITTLE SISTERRRRR MY LITTLE FRIENDDDDDD WHERE IS SHEEEEEE BRING HER BACK OR I'M GOING TO SCREAM FOR THE REST OF ETERNITYYYYYYY

had to take the younger kitten to get spayed this morning and we don't pick her up until tomorrow morning and i cannot help but feel remarkably guilty about the whole ordeal because every time she'd meow while we were in the car my heart would break a little. oh she is going to hate us tomorrow

[lactosefreevanillayoghurt]

Ok I wanted to do the ask thingy back cos ily but I have bad memory so will probably miss/make up categories, but where would we be without chaos

1. First impression: one of the big WATT creators, kinda intimidated cos you seemed so cool with all the writing and fun but random username

2. Truth is: QUEEEEN my pin gay Brit buddy, I love giving you recipes and just tormenting tiff with being British, also fic pal and we neeeed to collaborate on one please 🥺

3. How old do you look: uhh I’d say abt 14-15?but I’m AWFUL placing ages so yeah not old like me (😂) but also not the youngest, like the UK education system hasn’t fully broken you yet

4. Have you ever made me laugh: of course, pretty much every day let’s be real there’s not a dull moment in the stabby squad

5. What baked good you remind me of: probably like a lemon and lavender cake, cos lemons are all sunshiney and fun and happy, and lavender gives me like calm British tea vibes sophisticated (just throwing words at this point) but yeah!

6. Best feature: you’re talent as a writer omigosh, I just LOVE ALL YOUR FICS EEE

7. Favourite moment with you: I mean singing together on the discord made my heart so happy, but also PINS GAYS

8. You’re my: stabby sisterrrrr and fellow Giles and Corey enthusiast

Aaaa I hope that was oki I love you so LOOK AFTER URSELF

kiera you know ive been putting off answering this because it makes me Too Happy it's literally one of the sweetest and best things I've ever recieved i??? love you???

TIME FOR GCSE ENGLISH LANG ANALYSIS OF THIS :D

kiera- big watt creator??? no??? who is she??? wHy was everyone intimidated by me im so anxious and :0 gU Y s- <3

PINS GAY

YAY FOR GAY WRITE A FIC W ME ASAP IM SO EXCITED ???KATEVA???

that baked good question was my favourite thing ever omg aesthetic my beloved ily heck

*avvy voice* no u @ the talented writer bit yikes im so small and :D

sing w me everyday i'd love that

IN SHORT

KIERA ILY WHAT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND I CRIED HDSBDHSBSH THANK YOU OMG NO YOU

[sapphic-sedai]

2020 Fic Author Questions

(I’m a little late, but it’s still 2020 sooooooo!!! (also I got a new laptop that won't shut down every 5 minutes when I try to bold some words!))

Tagged by: @know-the-way, @hb-spellman, and MY SISTERRRRR @timelady-queenofhell

Name: on AO3 @ZeldaByrdeBishop

Fandom(s): Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Where you post: Ao3

Most Popular One Shot (by kudos) this year: 

“Positively Lewd” (You dirty birds!!!! Lmao!!!)

Zelda Spellman takes advantage of the invention of cameras and uses it to....interrupt Faustus' first sermon.

Most Popular One Shot (by kudos) overall:

The same as above!

Most Popular Multi-Chapter (by kudos) this year:

 “A Witch By Another Name” 

Theo Putnam discovers that Sabrina's Aunt Zelda had a relationship with Dorothea Putnam. But how come no one knows? Are some secrets better left buried?

Most Popular Multi-Chapter (by kudos) overall: 

the same as above!!!

Favourite story you’ve written so far: 

Probably “The Shock of Heat”

It didn’t have a lot of traction because it’s almost entirely centered around characters I made up (Daiki and Seia have my WHOLE heart!) and it takes place in Japan, but I literally came up with the idea in one night (like 3 hours) and I think it’s probably one of my most interesting stories as well as being one of my best written stories - if not my BEST written story. 

(But I’m also VERRRYY fond of “Her Specialty” because once again I think it was one of my best written fics - I like fics where I end up doing research (for this one on the film “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari” - aka I rewatched the film then google deep dove) for them and this one and TSoH were the most researched fics I think (until we get into Tales of a Mortician)

And I also ADORE “And Warm” because the whole fic came about because Lota ( @alotawords) wrote this beautiful poem called.... “And Warm” that was written about Xelda and Dorothea and it was literally so heartwarming that I wrote and entire fic around it!!!! 

Fic you were nervous to post: 

I tend to get nervous to post Spellwood fics. Poor @evilqueensandlesbianvampires always gets the brunt of my “I just posted the fic and now I’m in a panic” because a lot of people have very sharp views on Spellwood (for good reason) and the last thing I want to do is have to write an apology post because one of my fics was seen to be glorifying abuse or something akin. I always stand by - there must have been good in him (and in my personal life, I’ve noticed that’s usually why the bad slips through the cracks for a while) and I find their relationship interesting to explore. I think that if one person aided the most in making Zelda the person she is today - I feel it must be Faustus - considering its a CENTURIES long relationship. Sooo I try to keep my tags as helpful as possible and “report” from as non-biased a place as possible when writing Faustus and that seems to so far work to make sure everyone stays safe when reading. 

BUTTT if I had to just pick one fic - probably ironically “Positively Lewd” as it was a very light moment in their history, which made it fun to write! (I DO WRITE FLUFF SOMETIMES LOTA!!! SEE!!!) 

How do you choose your titles?: 

Usually I try to find something in the text that isn't toooo obvious but obvious is you look (kudos to @timelady-queenofhell for seeing my title in AWBAN!) - like The Shock of Heat came out of the conversation Daiki and Zelda have in chapter 1 (and a few other reasons but for those who haven’t read it, that’s all I’ll say about that. *Insert devil faces*)

BUTTTT if I get really stuck I just dig through “Paradise Lost” until I can find a pretty turn of phrase that works. 

Do you outline?: 

In my head!!! I have a whole “Zelda Spellman Timeline” that I would post, but right now it contains MAJOR spoilers for certain one- shots I have yet to write so, I’ll have to wait. But, that’s kind of my outline.....not necessarily story outlines, but rather “I need Zelda to get to HERE by the end of this fic - what needs to happen to make that happen” (but usually she just does it herself.)

Complete number of fics: 17 or 19.....give or take (I have those two little series - the Melvin Moments one and the Tales of a Mortician - which can technically end whenever I want them to....)

In-Progress number of fics: @evilqueensandlesbianvampires is gonna giggle at me when I say “An optimistic 20″ because there are a lot of them and there are certainly many more than 20, butttt who can count???

Coming soon/not yet started: 

Here’s a list of a few I’m very excited about but are not quite there yet:

- Tales of a Mortician (”It’s Alive���)

- Finishing “Paradise Lost”

- Dorothea Descending (Title Subject to Change - but it will take place post Season 4)

- THE CAKE FIC

- Aiya Mon Amour (Title subject to change but that’s @timelady-queenofhell‘s prompt)

AND *once again devil faces* 

- August 6th, **** (the stars are a spoiler, although this fic if people are paying attention - I’ve already hinted that this fic is going to exist)

Prompts?: Honestly!!!!! I LOVE prompts!!! @timelady-queenofhell recently gave me a prompt for another “The Shock of Heat” AU that I’m excited about and I STILL HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE CAKE FIC!!!! @evilqueensandlesbianvampires (That’s gonna have to be the first fic of the new year because the damn thing has BEEN IN MY HEAD BUT I JUST HAVENT WRITTEN IT DOWN!!! Fully dumb bitch energy! Lmao!! SOON!!!

Upcoming work you’re most excited about: 

I already went ham in the Coming Soon section so see above!! 

And I think everyone has been tagged at this point but if you want to do this say I tagged you because y’all know I’m a good American and love to be in everyone’s business!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[lettersinscarlet]

Suuupp sisterrrrr!! Can you do an imagine where colby and the reader begin as enemies. At some point, they are forced to spend time together and begin falling in love. Thankssss, Love ya ❤😘

Hey! So I got a request like this and I was planning to split it up into a few parts, so I’m just going to write a little something for this right now. But don’t worry, it should be coming up soon, sisterrrr!! Love ya too!

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You slammed your fist against the door for what felt like the hundredth time. “Let me out of here, now!” you screamed.

“If they were going to do that, they would’ve done it the first time you asked,” a voice snarked from behind you. You turned and flipped off the person trapped in there with you, watching as he smirked and returned the gesture.

Of course, you were trapped with Colby, because that was just your luck. The one person on the face of the earth you could not stand. Everything he did was irritating, and now you were trapped in a room with him. This was torture.

“If you’re so smart, why don’t you try and get us out of here?” you offered, stepping aside and showing him the door.

“I was trying to come up with something, but I couldn’t think over your incessant shouting and beating,” he remarked. You threw your hands up, rolling your eyes for the thousandth time.

“Do you have to be so irritating? If you weren’t such a pain, we could’ve come up with something and been out of here by now,” you replied, watching as he eyes got bigger.

“Me? Irritating? It’s you that’s the annoying one!” he shot back, raising his voice. You walked closer to him, staring him down.

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

He sighed before responding. “Of course, you can’t seem to figure out what I mean when I say exactly what I mean-“

“Shut up!” you yelled, taking a few more steps. “You’re so stuck up all the time, Brock, and I can’t figure out why! You’re just so much better than everyone else,” you mocked him, watching him shake his head.

“You know that’s not true. If anything, you’re the one-“

“Why don’t you just stop talking for once in your life and do something to get us out of here?” you interrupted him, not interested in hearing what he had to say.

And thus began the shouting match. Names were called, things were brought up thag shouldn’t have been, and you’re sure that anyone within a ten mile radius heard you guys. You guys had just spent so long hating each other that there was so much to bring up.

“Why do I hate you so much?” you yelled, looking at him. You guys were within a foot of each other now.

“Why can’t I just stay away from you?” he asked, his eyes searching for the answer on your face. You were both breathing heavy, and the tension was so thick that it could be cut with a knife. And then all of a sudden it hit you.

You wanted him.

You wanted him so bad, how had you been so blind all this time? Your friends had made jokes, but you had just brushed them off. How could you not see it?

The realization hit him, too, and you could see by the look of shock on his face. Suddenly you were both closer than you thought you were, and his lips were so pink, you just wanted a taste-

“Look!” he exclaimed, catching you off guard. You turned and saw he was pointing at a window. It was a bit higher up, but you saw you could stack the things to reach it.

“Can we bust it?” you asked, and he nodded.

“It’s a bit of a drop, so I’ll go first and catch you,” he told you. You nodded.

Soon, the window was broken and Colby had hopped down. You crawled up to it and you went through, bracing yourself. You felt yourself crash into Colby’s arms, but he didn’t drop you. You felt comfortable in them, but you didn’t have long to cherish the moment. You got down and the both of you took off running, finally being free from where you were captive.

You were both out of breath by the time you reached a destination that seemed safe. You looked at Colby and smiled, feeling that adrenaline from escaping and the rush of freedom that filled you. Colby looked at you and he scratched his neck before he spoke.

“Listen, about back there-“

But you smashed your lips onto his before he could finish the sentence. He kissed you back fiercely, and now the two of you weren’t out of breath from just the running. You smiled at him, staying close to him.

“Just one rule,” you started, smiling at him.

“Don’t tell Sam,” the two of you repeating, laughing after you had said it.

Colby quickly pulled you in for another kiss before he reached down and grabbed your hand.

“Come on, let’s head back.”

[julesbranddt]

Me right now: look away look away look away look away look away I can see my kingdom now my french sucks roi I'm not rich but I'm shining bright my french oh tatatarataaaa tatatarataaa don't you try to hide it sisterrrrr sisterrrr sisterrrr don't you try to hide it sisterrr sister better love better love way to love who you love better loove way to love who you love nanananananana ioioioioio nananananans ioioioioio hatrid mun sigra hatrid mun sigra aaaah hatrid mun sigra everytime I'm with somebody I'm confusing them with you and I dream about the street when we kissed out of the blue number 22 and I am someone I am someone you pull my heart I took it in it made me someone soldi soldi 👏👏👏 soldi soldi 👏👏 la citta ahora quiere ser papá como va loo loo veee where are youuu loooveee all night through where are you my love oooh come on come on let your feelings out run wild run with the lions oooh ooh ooohh watch us go we never walk away stay with me now chama chama chameleon ya lalala stayyy until I find a way to be together forever is here to stay is now or never is forever oooh falling I'll get you out I'm falling I hear your heart I'm calling into my arms I'm in heaven falling go on now tell them raise your voice and sing it loudly what it means to stand up proud this is me and I'm proud I'm proud I hear you calling me at night I can see your spirit in the sky where northern lights are dancing nanisto nanisto fire fire fire of love burns in you burns in me burns us alive yo se que saudade ta morta quien mando a flecha foi euuuu and the world goes on everyday I will always be waiting for you to come back home to me eeeeeeeeeh eeeeh eeeeh echoes rivers of loneliness they scream not so silent and innocent I see rain from your fingerprints say na na na say na na na there's a light for you that waits say na na na na na na be a hero be the rainbow say na na na I don't know the words but I support it prostiiiii prostiiiii la venda ya cayooo solo quedo la alegria la venda ya cayo la venda ya cayooo hear me I can be the sun that lights your dark is it too late for love is ittt? She got me dirty dancing oh she got me dirty dancing she got me got me got me when she go low she go so low she got me dirty dancing all I know is loving you it's a losing game oooh ooooh ooooh all I know all I know loving you is a losing game cause I can feel the universe when I feel you breathe it's bigger bigger BIGGER bigger bigger bigger