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haileygarciasunshine · 3 years ago

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You’ve Been Hacked

Pairing: Loki x Fem!Reader

Written: July 18th, 2021

Posted: July 18th, 2021

Warning: Swear, Kidnapping, Use of Chloroform, choking description, Noncon make out (Not Loki)

Word Count: 3,179

Author’s Note: I’m planning on making a Pt. 2! :) Not me writing a new fic when I have 125 drafts and like 5 WIP :) Feedback is welcome!!! Send it Here

Summary: Loki pushes away those who care about him in attempt to protect them. What happens when he pushes away the only avenger that is on his team in attempt to protect her?

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��How much longer until Jarvis, is ready to go?” Tony questioned as he placed a hand on the back of your chair.

“Huh?” You questioned before remembering what his question was. “Oh, it shouldn’t be much longer.” You shrugged without taking your eyes off the screen before you.

”Good.” Tony spoke. ”Is there a reason why Rock of Ages is in here?”

”Huh? Oh.” You spoke tilting your head to get a better look at the Asgardian God at the other end of the room. “I didn’t notice.”

“Uh huh.” Tony muttered quietly as he began towards the exit. “Come and see us in the Lab when you’re done.”

Nodding your head, you gave him a silent agreement. Once he was gone, Loki appeared beside you. Tilting your head, you gazed at the Raven haired man. He returned your smile allowing you to share an innocent moment. Somersaults formed again in your stomach. Your heart began beating rapidly the longer you observed your close proximity. Clearing your throat, you turned back to your computer screen. “I, uh.”

“What’s wrong, pet?” Loki questioned, his breath swirling around the shell of your ear. Closing your eyes, you allowed yourself to be in the moment. Shuddering, you clenched your hand into a fist in attempt at keeping yourself grounded.

Before either of you could respond, your computer let out a beep. Snapping your attention towards the computer, a thin layer of ice enveloped you. Upon the screen displayed the dreaded words you had been attempting to fight off.

’You’ve been hacked.’

Gasping, your jaw fell slack as you rushed to begin fighting off the cyberattack. Your heart raced as you felt a sheer layer of sweat beginning to form along your skin.

It wasn’t long before you had fended off the attack. Once you were sure that the Avengers cyber security was secure again, you turned back to where Loki was. Frowning, you scrunched your eyebrows together. Your heart felt into your stomach as you were met with an empty space.

Glancing down, there was a small note left in Loki’s seat. Grabbing the paper, you read it.

Meet me in my room.

Grinning to yourself, you left your desk stopping at a nearby coffee station to bring to Tony and Bruce, on your way through the compound.

“Finally decided to join us, I see.” Tony snarked as he glanced at you atop his computer monitor.

Giggling to yourself, you placed one of the two extra cups of coffee, you had walked into work with, upon his desk. “Good morning to you too, Tony.”

“I smell coffee-“ Cutting himself off, Bruce greeted you with a quick smile and hug. “I should’ve known it was you.” He chuckled softly. “Tony, never does anymore.” Raising the cup to his mouth, he gulped some down before he raised an eyebrow at Tony.

“Ouch, jolly green.” Tony smirked, knowing how Bruce felt about the nickname.

Sighing to himself, Bruce quickly moved, what felt like, as far away from Tony the lab would allow. However, a whispered ‘I hate you,’ that was directed at Tony, didn’t escape you. Snickering to yourself, you lifted your own cup to your lips before swallowing the now lukewarm caffeine.

“See you guys later.” You spoke turning on your heel making a hasty getaway not wanting to be roped into another buttering battle between the two science bros. “Try to get along today, shall we?”

“Don’t tell me what to do! You’re not Pepper!” Tony yelled before you left.

The corners of your lips lifted slightly in a smirk. Rolling your eyes, you shook your head as you continued making your way out of the lab.

Venturing through the compound, you were in search of one resident.

“Well, hello again, lady Y/N.” Thors booming voice echoed off the walls in the hallway.

Your lips promptly turned into a toothy grin as your best friends brother sped walked toward you.

Turning your head, you grinned up at the God. “Hey, Thor.”

“I presume you’re looking for my brother.” He spoke clasping his hands behind his back, matching his pace with yours.

Jokingly, you placed a hand over your heart as you gasped halting your movements. “Why Thor, how did you know that?” You teased raising an eyebrow. Placing your hands on your hips you giggled breaking character momentarily. “Did you look in my head?” Your tone resuming it’s previous tone.

Standing before you, he rolled his eyes as he shook his head slightly. “No wonder why you and Loki get along.” He sighed. Reaching up, he pinched the bridge of his nose.

Gasping, you stomped your foot. “How dare you!”

Your sudden shriek caused the shield agents in the hall to bring their attention towards you and Thor. Gazing around the hall, Thor groaned more audibly. “Okay, okay.” He spoke raising his hands in mock surrender, hushing you all the while. “As you were.” He spat at the rest of the agents.

Giggling, you batted your eyes at Thor, giving him your best innocent puppy dog eyes.

“He’s in his room.” He sighed as he rolled his eyes. “Go on now.”

Without waiting for Thor to continue speaking, you ventured towards the elevators before getting in and pressing the number for Loki’s floor.

Once the doors open, you practically skipped down the hallway. Your mind clouded with thoughts before you walked into something firm and strong. Wobbling slightly, arms gently gripped your biceps keeping you steady. “Easy there, petal.”

“Loki!” You exclaimed, feeling somersaults forming in your stomach. Your heart fluttering slightly, as his scent wafted in your nose.

His chuckle danced through your ears. “Hello, love.”

Throwing your arms around his shoulders, you gently tugged him downward allowing you more leverage to keep him tucked against you closely. Your eyes closing allowing you to savior the moment.

Loki stiffened at initial contact, however he quickly recovered wrapping his arms around your waist, burying his face in the crook of your neck.

It had taken you awhile, to get to where you were now with Loki. He wasn’t one for touch and everyone in the compound knew that. It wasn’t until you had formed a friendship with Loki, that he was more keen on the idea of being touched. Everyone was surprised at his sudden change in nature along with seeing the amount of times you shared casual touches. What took you by surprise, was the sudden daily increase of “casual,“ touches Loki shared with you.

Nuzzling your neck, Loki was quick to pull you out of your daydreams. Your opened your eyes, only to gasp at your different surroundings.

Opening and closing your mouth, you were slightly taken back at the sudden change.

“Loki-“

“Sorry, petal.“ Loki shrugged, as a grin danced along his lips. “I wanted you to myself.” Lifting his hand, he cradled your jaw allowing his thumb to trace along your face.

Raising your hand, you gently grasped Loki’s wrist. Gazing at him, you saw a flash of a frown. It was gone before you could question him. Closing your eyes, you turned your head slightly, you placed a feather light kiss upon the digit. Loki‘s gasp filled your ears. Your eyes flying open at the sound, as thoughts of how you might’ve crossed a line in your friendship took over.

Scrunching your eyebrows together, you opened and closed your lips while gazing at Loki. “I-“

Manuvering his hand, Loki’s thumb followed the plains of your lips. Tracing your top lip gently, before traveling to your bottom one. Lightly, he tugged at the appendage as his eyes were trained on your lips. Your eyes popped out slightly while your heart beat picked up. Your breaths becoming hitched in your throat.

Lifting his eyes back up to yours, he held a slight question neither of you bothered to ask. Somersaults forming in your stomach as Y/E/C ones locked with his icy ones.

“Petal-“

The sound of someone knocking jolted through you. Jumping away from Loki, you gasped as your mouth was suddenly drier than the dessert.

“I…I should…go.” Your cleared your throat. Nodding to yourself, you scurried towards the door. Yanking it open, Thor stood before you with his hand raised as he was about to knock again.

Gazing between you and his breath, a sly smirk made it’s way to his lips.

”Nothing happened.” You grumbled cutting him off as you left Loki’s room.

”Wait!” Loki raced to the door frame, leaning against it as he called after you.

Letting out a sigh, you rushed to the library. Once inside, you leaned against the door as you attempted to wrap your mind about what almost happened.

As the rest of the day flew by, you kept yourself busy in the library. Piles of read books littered a table you sat at all day. Sighing, you reached for another book you walked back towards the area you claimed. Lifting your eyes from the book in hand, you gasped.

“Hello, Petal.” Loki smiled, as he gazed at you. His eyes holding a softer emotion, you’ve become acustom to over the past few months.

Opening and closing your mouth, you frowned. It was the first time you had found yourself at a loss for words.

“H-Hi.”

Standing before Loki, you shifted from foot to foot. Heat danced along your cheeks.

”I think we should…Forget it.” He spoke, his shoes coming into your peripheral sight.

Furrowing your eyebrows together, you heat expand in your chest. Your eyes snapped up gazing at him, searching for a sign.

”What?” You whispered, your heart falling into your stomach. Tear began forming in your eyes. “W-Why would I want to do that?”

”Because...” His voice trailed off. “It was just a joke.”

Snapping your head up, you gazed at Loki. Searching for any hint of a lie. Before you could catch them, tears began cascading down your cheeks. As you gazed at him, Loki’s features flashed sorrow before quickly replacing it with a hardened expression. Clenching his jaw, he knew he had to uphold his persona.

”I..I..” Your mind was going a million miles a minute as you attempted to soak in what Loki confessed. Tears began dripping onto your hand calling you back.

”I trusted you.” Your voice coming out hoarse.

”That was your mistake.” Loki spat, glaring down at you.

Flinching at his sudden harshness, you couldn’t stop the sobs that passed through your lips.

”Fuck you.”

Tossing the book onto the table, you whirled around on your heels rushing out of the library. For the second time that day, you heard Loki call after you. And for the second time that day, you neglected to turn around and acknowledge him.

As you rushed out of the library, you hadn’t been paying attention to where you were going. Colliding with muscly wall, you hadn’t bothered to identify who you walked into. Wrapping your arms around their waist, you buried your face into their chest allowing their shirt to soak up your tears. Sobs continued to wreck through your body as you began to tremble.

”Woah, doll.” Bucky’s voice rang through your ears. His arms quickly wrapping around you protectively. Placing a hand on your upper back, he began rubbing the area. “It’s okay.”

Shaking your head, you continued crying not caring to use your voice.

”Do you want to talk about it?” He questioned gently.

Shaking your head again, Bucky nodded to himself.

“Come on doll, let’s get you to your room.”

Nodding your head in agreement, you didn’t budge. Letting out a chuckle, Bucky maneuvered himself which allowed him to pick you up bridal style. Burying your face in his neck, you allowed the slight say of being carried lull you to sleep.

Once he reached your room, Bucky placed you carefully on the bed before pulling blankets over you. Moving to leave, your hand grasped his wrist preventing him from leaving. Glancing over his shoulder at you, he let a smile tug his lips.

”Stay?” You questioned meekly.

Nodding his head, he crawled over you, and pulled the blankets over him. Once he was comfortable on his back, you rolled onto your side. Throwing a leg over his hips, you laid your head over his heart allowing the steady beating to lull you back to sleep. Placing a kiss to your hair, Bucky tracked patterns on your back.

After that night, you told yourself, you wouldn’t be the one to break. In your mind, you wanted Loki to suffer slightly like you had. As you went out of your way to avoid him, your heart slowly mended itself back together, allowing you to form a friendship with Bucky.

Walking back to your room, you toed off your shoes once you were inside. Letting out a content sigh, you shrugged off your jacket.

“Petal.” Loki’s unfamiliar voice rang through your ears.

Halting your movements, you froze gazing at the space in front of you. Once you collected yourself, you whirled around to face the God. “Don’t call me that.” You snarled.

Frowning, he nodded in understandment. His hands were clasped behind his back, aiding him in puffing out his chest. “You don’t get to tell me I was a joke to you, leave, and then try and come back into my life months after!”

Loki continued holding a stoic expression along his features. Heat rose in your cheeks as your chest began rapidly rising and falling.

“Get out.” You spat crossing your arms along your chest.

”Don’t-“

”No, get out.”

Nodding his head, he let out a sigh. Once he was out of the room, relief washed over you. Letting out a huff, you plopped down on your bed before laying down. Throwing your arms across your eyes, you let out a hefty sigh.

The next day, Tony had sent you out on a solo grocery shopping trip. Reluctantly, you agreed. You had wanted to get out of the compound in attempt to gather your thoughts, however you were skeptical as Tony usually had ulterior motives behind his actions.

Pulling into the parking lot, you leaned your head back against the leather head rest. Closing your eyes, you attempted to clam yourself.

Once you felt that you were ready, you exited the car. As you began walking away from the car, you shoved your hand into your purse in search of your phone.

”Excuse me, miss?” A male voice questioned closely.

”Yes?” You questioned turning to face him.

“Are you…Y/N Y/L/N?” He questioned attempting to offer you a comforting smile.

A sudden eery feeling overwhelmed you. Your heart began beating rapidly, as the hair on your arms along with the hair on the back of your neck, stood at attention.

Raising an eyebrow at him, you turned towards the man more. “Y-Yes-“

Barely finishing your sentence, a cloth was placed over your mouth and nose. Gasping, you scratched at the strangers arm. The other man yanked you backwards. Your back colliding with their chest. With widened eyes, you attempted to dig your heels into the cement in hopes of troubling the man who began dragging you. Your keys were long gone from your hands before the thought of using them crossed your mind.

Thrashing in the man’s arms, you felt yourself becoming weaker and weaker as consciousness was fading. Your grip on his wrist quickly loosening as you felt the word fade to black.

Jolting awake, you squinted your eyes as you adjusted to the shining light above you. Groaning, you lulled your head to the side as your body ached. Tugging at your hands, you were quick to realize they were bound as plastic dug into the skin around your wrists.

”Well, well, well.” One of the men from the grocery store parking lot spoke. Gazing up at him, you felt a flutter in your stomach. A sly smile made its way upon his lips. “Welcome back to the world of consciousness, Y/N.”

Grimacing at his words, you gazed around the room. Shivering, you realized you were in a dark and fridge place. As you were going to bite back at the man, you realized there was a cloth makeshift gag prying your mouth open slightly. Scrunching your eyebrows together, a soft whine left your lips as you tugged at your restrained hands.

”Don’t worry, sweetheart.” The man taunted, leaning in to place a hand upon the back of your chair. His nose tracing your jaw line before traveling down your neck. Inhaleing your scent, he chuckled. “You smell like Lavender. I can see why Loki likes you.”

Lifting his other hand, he twirled a strand of your hair around his finger. “Soft too.” He taunted.

Placing a kiss to your cheek, he chuckled darkly. Moving your head away from him, you squeezed your eyes shut. The hand that was twirling your hair, quickly clasped your throat that was directly under your jaw. Forcing you to look him, he began squeezing cutting your airway off. It wasn’t long before you began gasping for air. Attempting to shift in your chair, you continued gasping.

Once the man felt you had suffered long enough, he released you. The supply of air racing back into your lung forced you to cough.

Moving the cloth gag from your lips, he clasped his hand over your mouth. “If you bite me, you’ll live to regret it.” He spat.

Furrowing your eyebrows together, you were perplexed as to what he meant. Releasing his hand, his lips were quick to replace it. The man’s lips were harsh and unforgiving.

Clenching your eyes shut, you kissed the man back in fear of what the repercussions would be. He took your bottom lip between his teeth, giving it harsh bite. A whine escaped your lips as you flinched. Taking the chance, his tongue poked past your lips and traced over your tongue. The hand he choked you with, promptly reaching the back of your head, anchoring you firmly against him.

Another whine, sounded from you. His tongue traced the room of your mouth before wiggling around and tracing your teeth. Your air supply was quickly running out, as you felt your chest heave.

The man seemed to be on a mission to have the inside of your mouth committed to memory. His tongue tracing the underside of your tongue before returning to the top and sliding as far down as it could. Your teeth clashing slightly, as the feeling of his saliva dripping into your mouth overwhelmed you.

As the man pulled away from you, there was a line of saliva that connected you. Using the back of his hand, he wiped the access from his mouth. Panting, your chest rose and fell rapidly. Leaning back against the chair, you attempted to gather yourself.

”Did you get it?” The man questioned, his lust filled eyes not leaving you.

”Yep.” The second man stated, emerging from the shadows. A callous smile made its way to his lips.

”Good, send it to the Avengers compound.” The first man spoke. “Make sure it’s addressed to Loki.“

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blackhakumen · 3 years ago

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Mini Fanfic #807: Day Two at Roy's Food Shack (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

12:23 p.m. at the Beach Side of Isle Defino.......

Roy: (Smirks Confidently While Watching Ness, Toon, Ashley, Kirby and Zelda Try out Plates of Nachos He Made For Them) Well? Whaddya thing?

Toon: Not gonna lie....(Starts Enjoying the Nachos He's Eating) These are some really good nachos.

Ness: (Nodded in Agreement) Yeah. I'm actually starting to like them already.

Kirby: (Happily Cheers) Poyo!~

Ashley: I must admit, Roy....(Use a Napkin to Wipe the Crumbs From her Cheeks in a Polite Manner) Your dish was fairly decent.

Zelda: (Smiles Brightly While Wiping the Crumbs Off her Cheeks as Well) I'd say. Since when did you started making these kinds of nachos?

Roy: A long time ago. (Crosses his Arms) King Dad taught me how to cook them and I've became a master at it ever since.

Ness: Neat. Did you thought of some other foods and snacks you wanna put on the menu?

Roy: Only Hot Dogs, Candies, and Tropical Beverages so far. I originally thought about making smoothies, till I realized that the place behind us are already making business out the whole thing. (Points at the Smoothie Place Behind Them)

Wario and Waluigi walks out of the smoothie place Roy pointed at while drinking the slushes they've ordered.

Waluigi: (Starts Having Brain Freeze) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wario: (Starts Waluigi at Waluigi's Misery Before Getting Brain Freeze as While) GAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Back to the Kids......

Toon: (Sees Wario and Waluigi Screaming in Agony from a Distance) I feel bad for two sometimes.

Ashley: (Already has a Deadpinned Look on her Face) I don't. They're the epitome of idiocy.

Ness: (Turns to Lucas Who is Cleaning the Food Stand's Counter) So Lucas, how's the work life going for you?

Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) It's going great so far. I cleaned the counters, the tables, I even got to be the cashier afterwards.

Ashley: (Smiles Softly at Her Boyfriend) I'm glad you're having a good time, Lucas. (Slowly Turns to Roy With a Dark Glare) You HAVE been giving him breaks during those times, right Roy?

Roy: (Already Getting Startled by Ashley's Glare) C-Christ onna stick, girl! Relax! I gave the kid plenty of breaks.

Lucas: (Nodded in Agreement) It's true.

Ashley: (Takes a Look at Roy For a Brief Second Before Sighing) Very well. If Lucas said you have, then I'll take your word for it. For now......

Roy: ('Sighs in Relief') Thanks for that. (Starts Grumbling Silently) You creepy ass twerp.....

Ashley: (Went Back to Glaring at Roy) What was that!?

Roy: (Gets Startled Again) Nothing!!

Zelda: You know, I've always been interested in cooking. (Smiles Sheepishly) Despite how terrible I am at it.....

Ness: (Turns to Zelda) How bad are we talking here?

Zelda: Well, for starters, I accidentally burnt the cake to the point where it actually turned into ashes that one time back at my universe. Then after that, I burnt the chicken, ham, corn on a cob, casserole, even the gravy.

Ness: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) How the heck did you managed to burn the gravy?

Zelda: (Sighs While Placing her Hand on her Forehead) Your guess is as good as mine on that one......

Toon: Speaking of burnt cooking.... (Turns to Zelda) Big Link and I are planning to go on a hunting trip in a couple of months. You can tag along with us.

Zelda: You sure you guys want me to go? I don't really know how to hunt that much.

Toon: (Smiles Brightly) No worries. We can teach you the basics once we get there. Hey, we can even get Mewtwo to join with us. We'll have more chances to hunt a crap ton with him on our side.

Zelda: (Sighs While Giving Toon a Sisterly Like Look on her Face) Alright, but we're not using him for shortcuts. If we're going to hunt, we have to do it fair and square, got it?

Toon: ('Sigh') Alright.

Roy: You folks enjoyed the best nachos you ever had?

Zelda: Yeah.

Ness: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mmhmm

Toon: It was great.

Kirby: Poyo!

Roy: Good. Cause it cost you $20.00 each.

Toon/Link/Zelda: WHAT!?

Kirby: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) Poyo?

Ashley: (Glares at Roy in a Deadpinned Like Manner) You mean to tell me that you called us here try out your nachos, only to charge us an expensive price!?

Roy: (Smirks Smugly at the Gang) That's the thing about business, people. If you wanna gain more money, you gotta higher the price sometimes.

Toon: But for a bunch of NACHOS!? These costs at least $2 or $3 each!!

Lucas: (Turns to Roy With Worry in his Eyes) Yeah, Roy. Don't you think that's a bit too much?

Roy: My business. My rules. (Reach his Hand Out While Doing a "Gimme" Like Motion With It) Now pay up!

Ness/Toon: ('Groans in Annoyance')

Lucas: (Starts Feeling Bad) I'm sorry, you guys.......

Ashley: (Gives Lucas a Small Smile) Don't worry, Lucas. This is not your fault. (Starts Rolling her Eyes on Roy) I should've known there was a catch in all of this from the getgo....

Kirby: (Frowns Sadly While Looking Down at the Counter) Poyo......

Zelda: (Gives The Kids a Reassuring Smile) Guys, it's fine. (Starts Taking Out her Wallet From Her Purse) I managed to save plenty of money from my allowance a couple of days ago. I can try and pay it for of all. (Turns Back to Roy) How much is all of this together?

Roy: Welllllllll......(Takes Out his Calculator and Add Up the Total) Four Nachos + Three Pieces of Chocolate Candy will lead you tooooooo........('DING') Over a hundred.

Zelda: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) WHAT!? For five Nachos and small pieces of candy!? H-How much are the candies anyways?

Roy: Ten Dollars each.

Ness: Are you seriously!?

Toon: What kind of service is this!?

Ashley: A lousy one. That's what.

Zelda: (Finally Glares at Roy) Roy, this has gone too far. I want you to lower the prices of the nachos and candy you us right now.

Roy: (Starts Getting Even More Smug Like) Or I can you five to work along with Lucas to pay your debt.

Lucas: Roy, no!

Zelda: I'm serious, Roy Koopa. If you don't lower those prices right now, I am going to telepathy to tell all of our moms what you've been doing.

Roy: ('Tch') Yeah. I like to see you try, Little Miss Princess.

Zelda: One. (Starts Glowing in a Pinkish Aura) Two. Th-

Roy: ('Groans in Defeat') Alright! Alright! Fine! I'll lower the prices. $2.50 for the Nachos and $0.50 for each candy. You happy!?

Zelda: (Smiles in a Very Satisfied Manner While the Kids Cheers her On) Very. Thank you, Mr. Manager~

Roy: (Starts Rolling his Eyes in Annoyance) Yeah. Whatever.

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horrorslashergirl · 4 years ago

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Slasher OC: The Hacker

Full Name: Xander Shawn Rivera (Although none knows his real name as his killer persona)

Nickname(s): Xan, Hackerman, The Hacker, Erron, Cyber Killer, Shawty, BlueRain, Blue

Age: 30

Gender: Male

Nationality: American

Place of Birth: New York City, USA

Current Location: New York City

Occupation: As a civilian, he works in the IT department of a company; As his killer persona he is a Dark Web Criminal, Master Hacker, CEO of Online Drug and Weapon Store

Base of operation: New York

Languages: English

Appearance:

Height: 6'3

Weight: 185 lbs

Body Type: Atheltic

Skin Color: Warm Ivory

Hair Color: Black

Hair Style: He has an undercut hairstyle, much longer on the top, with bangs covering sometimes one eye

Eye Color: Smokey grey, giving off eerily serene, sometimes studiously expressionless

Clothing: As his civilian persona, Xander prefers easy clothing that doesn't attract attention, keeping the image of a boring 30s male, he opts for dark jeans, T-shirts with symbols from video games or simple graphic T-shirts, and hoodies in colors of black, dark grey or light grey, dark blue. His shoes of choice are either vans or converse, comfortable and practical. Xander's clothing could be described as nerdy.

As his killer persona, he chooses black clothing or midnight dark blue, black converse, or black high Nikes, a bulletproof vest under his hoodie, utility belt where he has his holster with the bowie knife. He wears a neon blue Purge-like mask to hide his identity, and he upgraded the mask, installing mini-video cameras close to where his eyes are so that he can record any of his murders or information in order to blackmail.

Other features: He has a dragon tattoo on one of his pectorals, a tongue piercing and he has a cock piercing right on the tip also known as Prince Albert piercing, plus his scrotum ring piercing. He also has blue braces. He also has some faint freckless on his nose and around.

Face Claim: Desmond Harrington

Weapons: Bowie Knife, Beretta 92 Gun, Wilson Combat EDC X9

Scent: He wears Dior Men Cologne Sauvage, the fragrance is announced as radically fresh, raw and noble at the same time. Top notes are Calabrian bergamot and Pepper; middle notes are Sichuan Pepper, Lavender, Pink Pepper, Vetiver, Patchouli, Geranium and elemi; base notes are Ambroxan, Cedar and Labdanum. Other notes of his scent would be tabacoo, a sugary energy drink smell.

Favorite Food: McDonalds, Subway and Burritos

Favorite Drink: Energy drinks, especially the Monster Energy Drink ones

Power/Skills:

Great knowledge in IT and hacking

Torture methodology

Driving skills

Stealth/Evasion

Skilled usage of weaponry

Bulletproof outfit

High intelligence

Manipulation

Computer skills

Murderous expertise

Skill in hand-to-hand combat

Knifesmanship

Gunmanship

Psychopathic nature

Fearlessness

Ruthlessness

Airplane Pilot Skills

History/Bio:

The man known as the infamous Hacker was long ago someone completely different.

Xander Shawn Rivera was born into a suburban neighborhood close to New York City, along with his little sister Chloe, their parents being Neil Rivera, their father who worked as a police officer of New York City, and their mother Olivia Rivera working for a company in New York into the logistic department.

Xander had a normal childhood, until when he was 14 when his mother left him, his sister, and his father for a rich man. Neil took care of the two kids, and because his mother left them, Xander started to hold a huge grudge on her, especially that his sister, Chloe told him many times that their mother would come back, and Xander got even more hate on his mother when she wouldn't come to visit them; never present for Chloes birthdays, holidays and such.

In high school, Xander was considered the biggest nerd; awkward and unsure of himself, he was a prime target for the popular kids. He wasn't the strongest in the physical department, being fairly tall for his age and a slender guy, he focused his attention more on learning, especially in the IT, technology, and robotic department of the school.

Being more captured by the cybernetic life, he spends all his free time learning how to hack, getting deeper into the Dark Web. First, he opened an online drug store and in time he started to do trafficking with dangerous weapons too. His father being at work most of the time, he had all the privacy he needed, and none had any suspicions of what he was doing, being seen as the non-interesting guy with social awkward skills.

In the last year of high school, one night while he was working, Xander received a call from the New York Police, telling him how his father was gunned down during an investigation with a drug-dealing gang.

With his father dead and his sister completely devasted, not to mention a plan for what he will do after he finishes high school, Xander came to a blocking point, and his sister left him too, to go live with their mother and her boyfriend, the rich asshole.

Being left all alone, Xander finished high school and took the job position in the USA army in the security and IT department, since all his reviews were exceptional. After a few years of working for the USA army, learning along how to fight, use weapons, and how to fly an airplane, he decided to quit, not satisfied enough with what his line of work offered him. The superiors treated him like shit and he was viewed just as their lap dog.

After he gave up on the army, he got a job at a New York company, but behind the boring nerdy civilian, Xander developed a new persona, that he earned from all around the Dark Web; The Hacker alias Erron.

Continuing with the illegal stores on the dark internet, he also got intrigued by the more horrible parts, like killing, assassins, torture, porn gore, and the list goes on.

Xander understood that there on Dark Web, he had full control of everything, it was his Kingdom and he was the King, he could be whatever he wanted there and he had all the skills and tricks... And his killer persona turned out to be one of the most wanted international criminals in and outside the USA.

Personality:

As his civilian self, Xander is an introvert to say so, not indulging himself too much in social activities, but he still shows high confidence even as his normal persona. He prefers to keep to himself, being the boring and nerdy Xander Shawn Rivera that is pretty much invisible. It's an image he chose to keep in order not to raise any suspicions of who he really is. Despite being a Master in hacking and IT, he doesn't show it when it comes to his civilian line of work. He has a quote that goes like this: 'Never show your true potential just to be a cheap showoff. Wait for the perfect moment to strike.'

As his killer persona, like most murderers in horror movies, he shares their traits. He is sneaky, intelligent, cruel, aggressive, sadistic, destructive, and brutish by nature. He has no morality, his base of operation being on the Deep Web, where he is doing business. He scops up victims in various ways; down from online dating sites, to posing as a simple seller of a car or phone; he knows what to say to find out more about his victims. Once he tracks you down, he will know everything about you; your name, age, address and even hacking your webcam to cyberstalk you, finding the perfect moment to strike.

As the Hacker, he is very confident, playful, manipulative, and always has a plan B up his sleeves, and if plan B doesn't work, well... get ready for plan C.

The biggest trick is that you don't know anything about who the Hacker is, but he knows everything about you. He is the guy that invades your privacy and knows all your secrets, using all the information against his victims or people that dare to get in his way.

The Hacker is unpredictable, ruthless when he has to be, and extremely possessive of what he owns, because he worked hard for it, and this results in another intense trait of his personality; he is a big workaholic, sometimes forgetting to sleep and eat, especially when he has a huge deal to finish.

The Hackers street smarts and charisma is unmatched and he is one of the toughest criminals to ever walk the streets of America and surfing through the dark web. As the Hacker, he finds it much easier to talk, flirt, and get close to women. It's not necessarily that he is self-conscious, because he is not, and he has an explanation for why as his civilian self he avoids getting too close to the dating game.

'I have to be boring and awkward as to not raise suspicions, besides... why would I need a girlfriend to stick her nose into my business and fuck up everything? Pussy I can find and get anytime and anywhere I want. Thank you very much, motherfucker.'

He also shows traits of narcissism or egomania, loving to be complimented for his work and achievements, hen loves to be praised and acknowledges by those around him that he is the best, which clashes when he has to put on the good civilian mask and pretend he doesn't want to gut everyone's necks around him.

A psychopathic madman with a lust for blood and to be the best in everything he does, he can be considered a big perfectionist, but not in all domains. For example, he is a lame cook and always prefers to get take-outs or food that can be heated into the microwave. He doesn't have time to sleep, much less to spend his time at the stove.

Erron is very blunt and to the point in his conversations, and won't hesitate to tell someone how stupid they are. He lacks empathy and he doesn't work like other people; he is very logical and will use his brain/mind more so than his heart.

All in all, both Xander and Erron are one and the same person, switching personalities.

Crimes:

Stalking

Terrorism

Selling illegal weapons and drugs

Torture

Grand Theft Auto

Mutilations

Kidnapping

Snuff Filming

Blackmailing

Drug/Weapon trafficking

Quotes of The Hacker:

'I see you.'

'Lets see who pays the most.'

'I got many things that may interest you. Drugs, Guns, Maybe a young woman. Lets negociate.'

'I am everywhere.'

'Yes. I got your wife. You should have seen her face when I fucked her.'

'You will never win this game.'

'You think you can catch me? The police tried for years. Good luck, pal.'

#The Hacker #Cyber Killer #Deep web #ERROR 666 #Slasher oc #Horror characters #original character

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captainpufferfish · 4 years ago

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LIVE REACT LIVE REACT LIVE REACT

(this is my second time around watching this cuz first time I was screaming too much so eh but yeah)

i love the format already the art is amazing and adorable and I love it

ok I feel very called out with the you too thing

roman!!! virgil!!!!

oh no they angy

THE OLD JOKES IM-

ok ro virg lay off him

oh the Roman angst is kicking the fuck in

the chorus of liar I stg

"*insert Shakespeare here*" "what?" "cutie at 12 o'clock" I LOVE THAT

the amount of gay this episode radiates is me whenever im pining over a cute girl and I feel vERY ATTACKED

I love how the 'liar' goes from an accusation to just,,,, "I'm not interested." "liar."

"we don't know if they're not gay" me all the time because quarantine fucked with my gaydar

THE STICKER PIN SYSTEM AH YES IM WELL AWARE OF THIS

BUT THATS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME

the "oh. my. god" is so on point

ok mr sand I see your primary goal for this video was just to call me out

the way Virgil can't sit up straight really resonates with my soul or some shit

I may kin virgil now just because of this ep

for some reason this virg has big pre aa vibes and I can't really explain why he just,,,,does, u feel?

the art style is a👏or 👏a👏ble

TEH NEWS REPORTER DESK IM FUCKING DYING

"oooooohhh"...."ooooh" just the transition from yay to nay is so great

"good points guys! I don't want me to be doing this either!" ladies and gentlemen the volume in this bus is astronomical

I'm very familiar with the five second rule

"gay,,gay,gay,,,HES GAY" no shit sherlock

speaking of sherlock where the FUCK is my smart son

"no man!" "uhm, it's ro-man. with an r." CATCH ME KINNING ROMAN'S HIMBO-NESS

better listen to Virgil he's an xxexpert

ROMANS "EASY TIGER" OH MY GOSBDHJWNS

"gay eyes?" "gay eyes" honey those barely work hate to break it to you but I have tried and tested with no good results.

"you were tESTING ME?" "oh no I wasn't testing you I was just panicking" same virgil same

"I hAte To RaIn On YoUr BlAcK PaRaDe, GerArd gAy-" solid reference 10/10

oh my god the stand up sit down thing

"youre making a mistake!" "if I am, I'll add it to the list!" roman, honey, no no no stop if you keep talking bad about yourself im gonna physically fight you

"I don't know, pLAaNT" LSHAJDNDHAG

THE PLAY ALONG THING IM GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD

THE TRASH CAN OH MY GOD THOMAS

this is so sad alexa play despacito

can we get some likes for this fallen soldier 😔

the bird metaphors oh my fucking god

"that's like cyber stalking, but in. real life!" "so,,,stalking" "...OH YOU'RE RIGHT!!" don't worry Virgil I too forget that the outside world exists it's okay

THE SPEAKING FROM THE HEART THING AAAAAAAA

JSHDJSBBSJDBSHSBJSBHA OH MY GOD NICOS FACE WHEN HE COMES OUT OF THE STALL IM DEAD I AM DECEASED

the terrified gay look that they all have is so my aesthetic

terrified gay™

"I was just running lines in the mirror" thomas oh my god why no stop please like dude fuck stop

NICO CAME BACK FUCK YEAH

"AAAAA WHAT" "HE WAS AFRIAD YOUD LEFT?" "HE FEARS THINGS TOO???" yeah virg I think everyone fears things

the sheer gay panic of Roman and Virgil yelling at thomathy to do different things at once is so strong i could feel it thru the screen

"ANACONDA! THOMAS, HE'S A NIKKI MINAJ FAN!!" wow

no he left nooooo

NO ROMAN DONT BE SAD STOP IT WHEN YOU'RE SAD IM SAD

again, I am but a humble Logan kinnie waiting for my smart boy, but also as a Roman kinnie I'm getting the fuel I need

you can bet I'm writing some Logan angst about this tho

VIRGIL YOU HAVE GAINED SO MUCH RESPECT FROM ME

YOUVE MOVED UP IN THE RANKS OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS GOOD JOB YOU LEVELLED UP

so proud that the purp man wasn't a bitch (virgil stans this is a JOKE please don't come for me)

i've only had nico for an hour but if anyone hurt him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

BOYS ARE HAPY YES GOOD

I am respectfully fan-enbying very hard rn

SJZHSJSA THE BIN METAPHOR

the himbo energy of thomas accidentally outing himself as the one who ran into the bin is just me

hi yes mr sanders you stole my vibe give it back

ROMANS FACE WHEN THOMAS SAYS HE HAD A BRUISED EGO SWANSGKWW

"well let's not waste this one" hhhhhhh I want a girlfriend please and thank you

this has just become me making fun of c!Thomas's gay pining while gay pining

the chorus of "shut up" from red himbo and purp himbo makes me hapy

serotonin check

THE END BIT WITH LOWKEY PRINXIETY VIBES HAS ME SO SOFT

oh my god guys the prinxiety shippers are gonna go WILD I feel it in my bone marrow

"shut up emo" IM SO SOFT SKDHISNSD NO STOP IT THOMAS I WANT TO GO BACK TO BEING ANXIOUS AND FULL OF RAGE

roman's so happy when he says the old joke, I think to myself, momentarily forgetting that pof was a thing and that princey is still v sad

nice patreon promo

AAAAA THEYRE HERE

the happy flustered "oh my gods" make me happy because that's just me whenever I succeed at something

the screaming is just me after the wholesomefest that was this episode

OOOOOH V'S EYESHADOW IS PRETTY ANS SHINY AND PURPLE I LOVE

oh no I've claimed that I dislike virgil and now I'm going soft oh ew I'm going soft

I'm still angry at him for threatening my smart boy but he's better now

I need somewhere to direct my anger this is bad

ANYWAY

"huh! delete it now." ME EVERYTIME I TRY POSTING A FIC SKNXISBSHSA

oh no his eyeshadow went back to the void

I'm always up for some blackhole eyeshadow but the purp was pretty and shiny and crow brain went brrrrr

"yeah! join me, no thinking!" your local himbo, more at 9

"I'm gonna need you to shake your hands" my brain whenever anything good happens

"GAH, DEMON" Florida man thinks dog is demon, terrified every time it barks

"DONT TELL ME TO RELAX" me after this video

thanks for coming to my TedTalk

#ts sides #sanders sides #flirting with social anxiety #fwsa #the abbreviations have started becoming keysmashes but its okay #ts sides spoilers #jaz screams

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migleefulmoments · 5 years ago

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Le Sign, Abby

Anonymous asked: this is funny, C posted a photo of beard, D posted photos with the beard. Almost like they were sitting next to each other and saying “ok ok I will say this” (and it isn’t like EVERY Halloween Darren and Chris post their costumes for their fans)

ajw720 answered:

The only difference, C controls his SM and the bearding, D does not, (that isn’t true but I know you need to believe it or your world comes tumbling down). but they knew the Halloween post was coming when C posted his belated b-day wishes (not that he acknowledged they were late).

It really is, if you can remove the very human, tragic element, like a script for a really bad D Movie. C posts “Happy Birthday, Babe!” a day after the man’s actual b-day and “D” praises his fake bride for MAKING TEN costumes (let me stop you right there, Darren was actually APPRECIATING Mia for putting together 10 costumes while he was too busy to help. He was praising her for thinking of and executing 10 costumes. He was honoring her for being as into Halloween as he is and playing along. He was praising her because he loves her. If he wanted to praise her for shopping he would have use the word shopping. Your reductive shopping tirades- which you turned it into a full day of nonsense intended to bully Mia- misses the point of his Tweet entirely. At the end of the day, he appreciates her. If your lover appreciates you AND is sensitive enough to care about your feelings they should write something about you on social media..if they aren’t, then it sucks to be you but shut up because the shopping straw man silly makes you look petty, obtuse, unappreciated, mean girls who are so jealous you can’t see straight. Yes, a lot of their costumes this year were mass-produced and purchased this year-so what? Who cares? Is the bar of Halloween costumes that they are all couture? In the past they have used costume designers- they never made their own costumes entirely from scratch themselves. But that doesn’t mean that coordinating 10 costumes isn’t time consuming and clearly Darren didn’t care -he appreciated her.) Sure praise her if she actually designed them and sat with her sewing machine No, she went online and ordered things (I doubt she even went to a store) (Why would that matter? You really have no idea what she did do you? You’re just grasping because you're so pissed that Darren mentioned Mia and now you are stuck erasing that history...AGAIN. Darren is always doing things with- and saying things about- his wife that prove time and time again that they are a couple and he loves her...it infuriates you because you have to erase it or "debunk” it. ) and 3 couple costumes were cheap frankly (Again, why would that matter but also at $50+ per costume, I wouldn't call that “cheap”?). The only thought was how narcissistic she could be (What did she do? I didn’t see her social media...what did she say? Oh, right, you didn’t see her social media. You're just pissed that Darren mentioned one nice word about her. Your the one who blew it up into Armageddon and gave her so much attention) in their execution (as @flowersintheattic254 pointed out even the Mario costume had a reason, it was a reminder of Japan and the fake encagement by referring to the ad that paid for their trip there) (Huh? You're insane. That’s suuuucccchhhhhh a stretch- but then you cannot stop thinking about that trip. I just don’t understand who the person you believe ccDarren is. Is he such a coward that he lets Mia walk all over him and hurt him over and over? Why would he agree to be a dog hurt by CDV or make fun of the place they g to engaged if ccMia was ruining his life? Nobody is that much of a wuss ass twit. The rest of us on planet sanity know that a the real reason they wore that costume was because Mario wins when he rescues Peach).

And seriously how are people not questioning that she spent the entirety of her month picking TEN costumes? (Because it isn’t our place to question that. I don’t get your beef? Is it because she isn’t stuck working 9-5 in a cubicle like you are? Is it because she both a successful business and a wealthy spouse so she has more freedom than you do?) Who has time for this? I know, i know, a person whose only role in life is to play fake plus one.(You come off as so jealous every time you bring this up-and god how many times can you bring it up? How other people live shouldn’t concern you. It just spins up your anxiety and you have no control over it. Couples make decisions about their roles and their work schedules and nobody else gets a say and nothing is “normal” or “abnormal”.)

I am just so tired by D in particular being utterly dragged down by the useless dead weight by his side and his team’s sole ambition to promote her and make her sound like a decent person. (Here’s the harsh reality Abby- Darren posted his Halloween costumes and gave Mia a simple mentioned and you have written or reposted 23 posts about it just today. It has consumed your blog and your life. The ONLY person pushing and promoting Mia is YOU and your ilk. Mia is a decent person with lots and lots of friends-but even if she was the world’s worst person-even if she sat all day stalking and cyber-bulling strangers - you still have no say in who Darren marries and loves. That you don’t like her- or that you

If they wanted to praise her, maybe they should have forced her to participate in the zero waste initiative instead of sitting drinking by the pool or have her volunteer to help young girls who have been kicked out of their homes, or have been raped. (This entire paragraph is rich-talk about moving the goalposts- if he had put her in the video-which wasn't under his control since it wasn’t his project, he was just the host- you would have lost your shit over her being in the video raging about her lack of worth she isn’t famous, she’s a slut, blah blah blah...like please please have enough self respect to recognize that you would have been livid if she was in the project). Or pick any cause and truly volunteer her time to promote it (you have NO idea what she does with her time or money because she doesn’t post it on social media. If she did, you would be raging that she was looking for attention- so please stop. What do YOU do to help the world?). If she is not going to actually get a job and pursue a career (SHE OWNS A BUSINESS!!!!! Just like your boss... and you know she does. Your refusal to accept that is an ad hominom logical fallacy) please force her to do something that is actually of value and contribute something good to the world. But to praise her for picking TEN costumes? (Le sigh.)

Praise that comes from a man who this year alone won three awards, is starring in a show he created and wrote the music for, has his first big movie premiere this week, is exec producer and star of a huge show on N/etflix, just announced his starring role with 2 A++ lists actors next spring on Broadway, celebrated the 5th anniversary of the festival he created, volunteered his time for the zero waste initiative, performed at several charity events, and was just yesterday name limited series actor of the decade. Where is the praise for him from his “bride”? (Abby, come on, just because she doesn’t have public sm doesn’t mean she isn’t praising him in real life -or on her private sm-in fact, she has praised him on her social media that has been reblogged and you bitch about that. She was bragging about him speaking Tagalog at a dinner and your bitched and moaned that she didn’t know the language his mom speaks-forgive me for not believing you know more than she does). He at least deserves it. (Why does he deserve it? Because he’s famous and he’s a good actor? People are more than the value of their celebrity. You sure buy into the celebrity-obsessed culture don’t you? Pathetic. A husband thanking his wife for doing something for him is not something you can argue about-It is what it is. You have no say. There is no argument, no straw man, no gaslighting, and no erasing it).

(here is where it gets intense)

How do they not see how ridiculous it is for someone with D’s accomplishments in 2019 alone praise a person for purchasing TEN costumes for Halloween? (SMH because one has nothing to do with other. Comparing them is another logical fallacy-your entire post is full of them. It’s like saying that if I am honored for my work saving kids’ lives, you can’t be honored for your work because your work in corporate immigration isn’t as important as mine is). And stans, how do you accept that this is right or normal. (I just don’t get why you continue to ask us WHY and then outright refuse to learn from what we say. A life without learning is a wasted a life, Abby. To answer your question-because there is no “right" or “normal” when it comes to a stranger’s life. Darren’s life is Darren’s life and he can marry a Rhode’s Scholar or high school drop out with a low IQ. He can marry someone who never wanted to work or someone who wants to own the world. He can marry a humanitarian or Kim Kardashian. It’s his choice..not yours...you have no say whatsoever.) You really know nothing about him and have such little respect for him as a person if you continue to accept the character his idiotic team has created on his behalf. It is so far from the person he is and that he generally holds himself out to be when given the opportunity. (oooh someone has been reading my blooogggggg. No, Abby, YOU have no clue who Darren is. When I read Darren’s words or hear him in an interview, I take in what he says and I simply add that info into my internal “who is Darren” file. This is how we learn about the personality of anyone and everyone we know. We hear what they say about themselves and we take in how they act and what they care about, what they don’t care about, what they think is important, and what they do with their life at work and outside of work and we form a persona in our minds. You, on the other hand, have decided Darren is a very specific persona that you only see on rare occasions and looks far more like Blaine than he does like the real Darren. So instead of listening and learning, you immediately set about to rewrite his words, change the meaning, and debase their value and intent because you have already formulated your version of Darren and it’s static. You won’t accept anything he does or says as “real” if it doesn’t meet that fantasy Darren. But this isn’t how it works in real life. We don’t label someone and then expect them to fit that model at all times or we get angry and scream “this isn’t normal”. Everyone we know is growing and learning and changing al the time and we simply take in that information and store it away as part of their personality. You spend so much time being so angry about Darren’s life because you haven’t actually seen much of your ccDarren since Glee ended. And you know that at some level because you just said “It is so far from the person he is and that he generally holds himself out to be when given the opportunity” That is the key here- the Darren you love is never around because that Darren ceased to exist when Blaine went away. The Real Darren is the one you see every single day- he’s a multifaceted guy-just like all of us- who can be prim and proper when he wants to but can be bawdy and crude and sexual. They are all Darren Criss).

This isn’t about being a “gay fetishist” or “hating woman” this is about wanting for D to be fairly and accurately represented and no longer forced to participate in this stupid, life sucking game to promote a person that contributes absolutely nothing to the world. (No, you're right, this isn’t about being a gay fetishist or misogynist- you are those as well- but this right here is about you not liking the person Darren Criss is in real life and demanding he adopt the persona of a character you fell in love with on Glee. Darren was never Blaine. Yes, he can act like Blaine in an occasional Tweet or during an interview- usually on the red carpet when he doesn’t know the interviewer. But that doesn’t mean he is that person. Think about it, you have never once seen the Darren you believe he is outside of Glee events, interviews, your favorite 3 Tweets (the Met Gala coat, the granddaughter of his Midway character and Bradley Cooper) and the conversations you imagine he has with his family and Chris. It isn't reasonable to believe that the Darren you see every single day isn’t the real Darren. People are who they are, they aren’t who we want them to be- that goes for your favorite celebs, your parents, your best friends, your lovers, your coworkers and even your children (which is a very hard lesson for some parents). You’re suggesting that he is acting like someone else because you don’t like what you see. That isn’t healthy, period. As for promoting a person who contributes nothing to this world- judging someone based entirely on other people’s social media mentions of her is frankly fucked up. It’s another logical fallacy to believe you know what Mia does for the world. She owns an entertainment venue and Darren is an entertainer. Just because Darren has more fame than she does, doesn’t make him more valuable. It’s really pathetic and sad that you see the world that way.) If you want to have a strong female role model, there are so many, i’ve talked about a few in the past few days (thus far Nancy, Lea, and Phoebe) and will continue to do so, but please stop worshiping a person whose sole reason you are speaking about her is her connection to D, even if you refuse to accept it is fake. (Abby, Darren loves Mia. He married her, IDK what it takes for you to understand that you have no say in his life and bitching and moaning and demonizing Mia says nothing about Mia, but it does say everything about you. You're petty, cruel, a bully, and you are losing sight of reality- please get some help. As for role models- I had to ask because I couldn't’ imagine that Lea was Lea Michele-it’s funny how your opinion of her changed after you saw more of the real Lea on LM/DC tour. Maybe you should learn from that. Nancy Pelosi-I mean yes but are you suggesting Darren marry Nancy? And Phoebe? Phoebe who? I don’t understand this argument at all. First of all it false presumes that everyone looks to Mia as a role model. None of us know her. The only people obsessing about others looking to Mia as a role model are you and the tinhats. I’m 50 years old, the only younger people I look to as role models are people who are doing something to change the world we are living in -fighting corruption, hate, and climate change. I don’t look to Lea, Darren or Mia as role models . I enjoy them as entertainers and I think Mia is kick ass but it ends there. We can all look to Nancy as a role model, but what the hell doe she have to do with Darren and Mia? My celebrity crush on Darren has nothing to do with looking for strong female role models nor does it have anything to do with who he is married to).

#cc #ccer #cc fandom #crisscolfer #darren criss #debunking cc nonsense

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blackhakumen · 5 years ago

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Mini Fanfic #283: Catching up with your Student (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Street Fighter)

FaceTime Call Opens

Sean: Hello?

Ken: (Smiles Brightly) Yo, Sean!

Sean: Master? Is that really you?

Ken: (Gives Sean a Thumbs Up) In the Flesh. How's life been treating you? Have you been looking out for my family while I'm away?

Sean: Yep. We're doing good on our end. Mrs. Masters already left for another business meeting while dropping Mel off at his school. So I'm the only one here. Training and chilling as usual.

Ken: Cool. Cool. (Raised an Eyebrow) You're not planning on having a party in my mansion, are you?

Sean: No. I mean, this is your home, Master. I wouldn't disrespect it by throwing some random party out of the blue like that.

Ken: (Smiles Brightly) Now that's what I like to hear. You're a good kid, Sean. Thank you.

Sean: (Smiles Back) No problem. Thank you for being my teacher.

Ken: No need for thanks, kiddo. You have a long road ahead of you. But I'm still glad I agreed to do this for you.

Sean: Yeah.

Ken: Sooooooo.....(Smirks Playfully) Been on dates yet?

Sean: (Chuckles Awkwardly) Yeah....Funny you mentioned you that-

???: Sean-kun! I'm about to go to work!

Ken: (That voice.....)

Sakura: (Made her way towards the couch where Sean is sitting at) You think you'll be okay here- (Gasps Once she saw someone very familiar on Sean's laptop) Ken-san?! Is that really you?!

Ken: (Happily Waves at Sakura) Yo, Sakura! Long time No see! How's it going?

Sakura: (Smiles Brightly) I'm doing great. Living life to the fullest and all. Where have you been lately, Ken-san? I haven't heard from you for almost a year.

Ken: (Chuckles Lightly) It's a pretty long story. I was going to tell Sean here all about it. You're welcome join along.

Sakura: I'd love to but I gotta get going to work.

Ken: Ah yeah. You work at that Arcade place near by from here, right?

Sakura: Yep. (Turns to Sean) I'll call you as soon as I get there. (Gives Sean a kiss on the lips) Take care of yourself for me, okay, Sean-kun?~

Sean: (Begins to Blush) Y-Yeah. You take care too, Sakura....

Sakura: (Giggles Softly at Sean being an adorable dork right now) Will do!~

Ken: (Eyes Widened as he couldn't believe what he's seeing right now) (No way....)

Sakura: (Turns back to Ken) Take care of yourself too, Ken-san. It was really great to hear from you again!

Ken: (Came Back to Reality) Oh! Uhh...Yeah...It was great to see you again too, Kiddo.

Sakura: (Giggles Softly) Yeah. I gotta go now. (Made her to the door) Bye, Ken-san! Later, Sean-kun! I Love You!~

Sean: I love you too, Sakura!~

Ken: See ya, kiddo!

Door Closes

Ken: (Slowly Turns back to Sean with Shit Eating Grin)

Sean: What?

Ken: Sean, you sly dog. You and Sakura? Since when did that happened?!

Sean: (Starts Blushing Little More) F-Few months ago... I've asked Mrs. Masters to let her stay here for a while and she said it was alright. I was going to ask you the same but you were pretty busy with the "Smash Bros Tournament" and everything...

Ken: Yeah... But don't worry. You two are always welcome to stay in the mansion for as long as you like. Just as long as you kids don't do anything I wouldn't do. (Gave Sean a Teasing Wink)

Sean: (Blushes Starts to Glow Bright Red) C-C-Come on, Master!! We wouldn't do something like that yet! At least not in your mansion!

Ken: (Bursts Out Laughing) Relax, kiddo... I'm only kidding.

Sean: Jeez.....

Ken: Now with that out of the way, how's your big sis?

Sean: (Chuckles Awkwardly Again while rubbing the back of his head back and forth) I honestly don't know.... cause I'd haven't really called her lately....But I'm mean, I'm sure she'll be fine, right?

Ken: (Frowns a little while giving Sean a bit of a disappointed look) Sean... She's your sister.

Sean: ('Sigh In Defeat') I know...I just... Don't wanna a be a bother to her, you know?

Ken: C'mon, man. I've known her since the last two tournaments. She was talking about you nonstop.

Sean: Really?

Ken: Yeah. You mean the world to her, man. Could you at least promise me you'll call her one day?

Sean: (Smiles A little) Yeah....I promise, Master.

Ken: (Smiles Again) Thanks, kid.

Sean: Sooooooo..... how's that Smash Bros Tournament going along?

Ken: Pretty Great! A lot of stuff happened lately.

Sean: Really now? Like what?

Ken: (Chuckles Lightly) Well I mean...I honestly don't know where to start. But if I gotta choose, I would say that our boy Ryu finally got himself a girlfriend.

Sean: (Eyes Widened in Shock) No way!! Seriously?!!!

Ken: (Smiles Proudly) Yep! Her name is Rosalina if you're wondering. Apparently they've met when they were kids.

Sean: Dude.... That's crazy....Good for him.

Ken: I know, right? I'm really proud of my bro right now.

Sean: I say. Did anything else happened there?

Ken: Well.... There's was this place me, Ryu, and the other fighters went to known as "The World of Light"....

@scribblehooves

@keyenuta

@cyber-wildcat

@ma-lemons

@26shann

@ink-correctsmashbrosbloo

@chompycroc

#super smash ultimate #street fighter #ken masters #sean matsuda #sakura kasugano #eliza masters (mentioned)#mel masters (mentioned)#ryu (mentioned)#rosalina (mentioned)#sakura x sean #ryu x rosalina #ken is a good teacher and dad #fluff #humor #catching up #takes place after street fighter 3 #laura matsuda (mentioned)#have to edited it again to make it perfect. sorry about that

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outoforderaro · 5 years ago

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oh hey, decade list anon, i didnt really forget about you, i just slept through most of tuesday and now thought about it. let’s do some listing.

Music: A tough category bc finding what applies is tricky.

Shape Shift with Me - Against Me! (2016)

The album is just wholly good, of just wanting to belt along with everything. “Dead Rats” is my pick for fave, tho tbh it’s whichever im listening to atm. Ive changed this like 5 times ngl

Hozier - Hozier (2014)

hozier hozier hozier. everyone knows this blues-y guy. fave track: “It Will Come Back” (i took take me to church out of the running on purpose)

Brought to Rot - Laura Jane Grace & The Devouring Mothers (2018)

i got ljg across my one per band rule, shh. “Apocalypse Now (& Later)”

Come of Age - The Vaccines (2011)

Wetsuit is the fave

Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (2010)

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

CLPPNG - clipping. (2014)

Body & Blood. ty jacob for getting me into them, i wouldntve found them by the daveed diggs from hamilton connection

Death of a Bachelor - Panic! at the Disco (2016)

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time. a P!atD almost had to make it

Racine Carrée (2013) - Stromae

tous les mêmes. ty frankie!

The Human Condition - Jon Bellion (2016)

Morning in America

Racine Carrée - Stromae (2013)

tous les mêmes

1) my keyboard started acting up again in the middle of this >:c but just for a bit, and 2) there’s really not a lot to say about music. Music good! Honorable mentions to Mother Mother’s O My Heart, which came out earlier but i discovered recently and loved, Pierce the Veil’s Collide with the Sky where listening to stuff like A Match Into Water has been less relevant (good thing!) and Moses Sumney’s Aromanticism which isn’t top fave music, but which i obvsly love and support

Video Games:

Stardew Valley (2016)

Such a charming farming game, and a great one to play if you just need to have a nice time watering crops, giving gifts, or fish. Also a good one to play while listening to podcasts, though the music and sound effects are nice. When i first got it I got sucked in and played all night, oops! I’ve got 422 hrs in this. Lots of mods out there, including a good gender neutrality one, and also just got a big update, and part of it was giving a platonic roommate option so im a v happy queer

FTL: Faster Than Light (2012)

A spaceship roguelite, with real time with pause, where you must fight through sectors of space because you have the necessary knowledge to take down the rebel flagship. I’ve heard it described as like “surprisingly, a star trek simulator”, as you acquire alien crew and react to emergencies. A lot of fun, difficult at first, and i really want to get their second game, Into the Breach.

Pokémon Sun (2016)

Aside: Pokemon HeartGold was released in 2009? so my first game was almost in. Pokemon Sun is a lot of fun, and makes tons of quality life choices in particular. Like no HMs! and there was much rejoicing. First game I filled my pokedex in (helps that it was just the regional it tracked tho. And i filled my dex in heartgold but with an actionreplay helping out to make anything available). SOS battles are a great way to shiny hunt tho i wish there was a way to stop them (ik there’s status but it can wear off or not stick). I have like 400 hrs in? sometimes i leave it on, but im sure it’s all the breeding or slow battle tree while doing other stuff.

Undertale (2015)

This was under consideration for music too. The characters are really great and why it’s so high. I’ve never and could not mentally, emotionally, physically do an evil run. how dare you even suggest

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

surprised this fits in. A long time fave, love exploring the irradiated Mojave, listening to oldies and HOLD UP turns out i Do know who tf wayne newton is (after justin was like this is where Duck’s name is from) bc he’s in this game? not as Mr Las Vegas, but Mr New Vegas, the DJ of the radio station. ok weird wiki times lol.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D (2011)

remakes count, right? LoZ is really good and this is a good one! Nm to say?

Transistor (2014)

This game is really gorgeous, and the music is great. It’s a cool cyber future with a mute singer and a talking sword, fighting robots, and playing with a robot dog, what’s not to like?

Terraria (2011)

A sandbox world that you can rearrange and craft stuff in, same genre as Minecraft, but with NPCs, much more boxes, probably more crafting and gear, and one less dimension. I’ve put 208hrs into this

Kerbal Space Program (2011, 2013, 2015)

So it got a beta release, then onto Steam Early Access, then out of beta in those years respectively. It’s a physics simulator of starting a space program and often failing in fun ways! Getting to space is hard! Landing somewhere from space is also very hard. Turns out it *is* rocket science. 176 hours and my best accomplishments are satellites all over the place and landing on kerbal’s /second/ moon. I landed a probe onto the mars equivalent too. V moddable game

Universal Paperclips (2017)

Browser game that looks like a very basically designed clicker game, where you play a productivity-maximized AI in a paperclip making machine, so you make all the paperclips you can. All Of Them. It’s a fun one

#rj talks #decade list anon #itll get tagged as that too #video games #music #i might do movies later these took a bit and this is v long and making it in tumblr is making me nervous tbh #maybe ill do movies as best for each year if you like that style?

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chickensmoothie-hell · 6 years ago

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Q.) Why are you against ninja trading?

A.) Ninja trading is another type of scamming, to take advantage of other players by offering crummy pets to the user’s rarest pets. (For example, a user who doesn’t know that their pet they got on December 18th is a list pet, then another user sends a trade with random rares that doesn’t equal to the list pet to the player. If they player accepts, they got scammed out of their list pet for a bunch of terrible ones.) This commonly occurs to newer players, and this scamming practice is done by players who know what the pet is worth. As for all types of scams: There is no excuse/reasoning that this is okay to do.

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A.) My answer has changed for this many times, but I’m okay with hoarding. Even for Rare+ hoards. You might see old posts on this blog that’s different, but that was then. The only time I’m against hoarding is if someone is trying to hoard list and store list pets in order to remove them from the economy, and to purposely use greedy demand if they wish to trade one away. If you hoard store pets, go for it! If you like the pet because of it’s design, go for it! If you hoard ex-lists, go for it! If you wanna hoard for fun, go for it! <3 I actually do hoards, and I even recently started hoarding the 2019 store deer! It’s fun and a challenge. In shorter terms, just don’t purposely hoard with the intent to purposely kill the pet’s value by slapping your greedy demand on it. But hoarding for fun or just simply you love the pet? Go for it! <3

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#blog rules and conduct #FAQ #ask and submission rules

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janethepegasus · 6 years ago

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BMC Miraculous Ladybug AU RP Thing: Jane’s Mind World

An RP me and @pika-ace did relating to the BMC Miraculous Ladybug AU, where an akuma transforms the city with every single aspect of Jane’s mind. (Plus a MINI crossover with my Hamilton Digimon Frontier AU X3c)

(The main seven fight against an Akuma while Jane and Kirsty stay in the sidelines of the fight)

Kirsty: C’mon guys...!

Jane: You can do it...!

(The holders dodge the crystals as best they can)

(Eventually, while Owl was in the air, the akuma throws a crystal and it stabs through one of Owl's wings)

Owl: AH!! *he lands shakily* Swan: DAD!

(Owl lands on the ground and slowly got up to his knees. But then the Akuma appears in front of him) Akuma: Well well, I made a lucky shot on those wings of yours! *a crystal appears* let’s see if I can make another one...towards your head! >:)

Jane: NO!!

(Jane runs as fast as she could and gets in between the akuma and Owl)

(The crystal hits Jane’s head) Kirsty: JANEY!! Jane: ...I immediately regret this decision... O_O

(There was a bright flash of light and then a giant wave blows away the main seven)

(Kirsty hangs onto something and screams and the light eventually fades)

(The whole city had transformed into a landscape based off of everything from Jane's mind)

(Kirsty slowly gets up) Kirsty: Jane..?

(She looks up and sees that Jane is in a cocoon made out of crystal)

Kirsty: JANE!! *she runs up to the crystal* Jane!! Jane wake up!! JANE!

(She doesn't respond, she's clearly unconscious)

Kirsty: Oh my god, Jane...!

(She stares at the crystal cocoon but then suddenly, the akuma appears behind her)

(Kirsty sees the shadow and whirls around) Akuma: She won’t wake. Kirsty: What are you talking about?!

Akuma: Don't you see the land around you? Everything in her mind is here, she has no control of what's in her mind anymore. And you could say, her consciousness is

everywhere now, but she doesn't have the power to do anything. Just let her mind do it's thing in this city!

Kirsty: Wha-NO!! Let her go, right now!!

Akuma: Afraid not, missy! >:)

Kirsty: You better let her go right now or I'll- Akuma: *leans down to meet her eyes* You'll what? Kick me in the shins XD

Kirsty: >:(((((

(The crystals around Jane seem to shimmer a bit from Kirsty's touch) Akuma: Interesting...

Kirsty: Huh?

Akuma: Tell me...are you two...close?

Kirsty: Well DUH! She's my best friend AND girlfriend! Of COURSE we're close! >:(

Akuma: Well that explains it. *he grabs Kirsty by the back of her shirt, pulling her up and away from the crystals which then fade*

Kirsty: *struggles* LET ME GO!! >:(

Akuma: Your presence presents a problem...but could also present an advantage >:)c

Kirsty: What the hell do you mean?!

Akuma: Well, these Miraculous fools clearly have a near perfect record when it comes to fighting akumas; I'd be an idiot to not have an extra hostage, as well as some

leverage in case this one *gestures to Jane* somehow wakes up.

(Kirsty glares at the akuma)

Akuma: Now, come with me; we may be together for a while *tucks Kirsty under his arm and walks away from the crystal*

Kirsty: *tries to reach out to the crystal* JANEY!!

(Jane's crystal glimmers slightly as Kirsty is taken away)

(Meanwhile with the main seven, they all got blasted away to different parts of the newly transformed city) (Owl falls into an area based off of Jane’s dreams and falls into a pool of water.) (A few seconds later, he resurfaced, but oddly, something about him changed...)

Owl: Ow...what...? *looks himself over* WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

(He gets out of the pool of water and looks at the surface of the water, seeing his newly transformed body)

Owl: Did I...turn into one of Jane's Digi-something's??

(He looks at himself, seeing the claws on his paws, the purple and white fur, and the long tail)

Owl: God Jane, why is your mind such an odd place...??

(He looks around the area and sees that there are other spots in the area based off of Jane's dreams)

Owl: I suppose the others are somewhere out there...I hope Kirsty made it out okay as well...

Owl: *looks at himself and looks at the area* Well, i suppose i should start looking for them...even if i'm...THIS.

(Owl heads off on his way)

(Meanwhile with Dasher, he falls into an area based off of Jane's ideas. He falls to the ground, rolls a bit, and then finally lands on the ground on his back)

Dasher: Ow...

(He winces at the pain he was given upon landing) (But then, someone appeared next to him, looking down with concern) ???: Hello? Are you okay?

Dasher: Ugh, yeah I think so... *he blinks at whoever’s talking to him*

(His vision became clear and saw that Alexander Hamilton was standing next to him)

Dasher: ......WHAT THE FUCK?! *jumps up*

Alex: *jumps* AH! Huh, wha?!

Dasher: Oh right, this Jane’s head, I should be expecting shit like this...

Alex: Umm...i don't get what you mean... :/c

Dasher: Nevermind, Anyway, I’m looking for my friends

Alex: Really?

Dasher: Yeah, they all have outfits like me; seen anyone like that?

Alex: Not really. Well, except for you. :/

Dasher: Okay then...

(Dasher starts to leave but Alex stops him) Alex: Can I help you look for them?

Dasher: Uh, sure why not?

Alex: Great! Let's go then!

(They head off)

(Meanwhile with Leo, he falls into an area based off of Jane's fears. Leo falls into a neighborhood that isn't from New Jersey)

Leo: Ooooh I already hate this place...

(Suddenly, he hears the sound of rapid dogs, he whirls around and sees big dogs with glowing red eyes running towards him, while the owners of said dogs just sit there and do nothing)

Leo: Oh hell no...! (He starts running)

(He runs down the sidewalk, while the rapid dogs keep chasing him, snarling and barking at him)

Leo: Aw c’mon dogs and cats don’t hate each other THIS much!!!

(He keeps running until he gets to a cross walk. But as soon as he took one step on the cross walk, a car suddenly appears and zooms by)

Leo: JESUS!

(He takes a step back, he looks back and sees that the rapid dogs were still chasing him)

Leo: Oh god oh god...!

(He panics, stuck between a bunch of rapid dogs wanting to tear him apart and a crosswalk where every step, a car will zoom by)

(Leo looks up and resorts to climbing a nearby building)

(He climbs up the building until he got to the roof, he looks down and sees the rapid dogs clawing on the wall and bark at him)

Leo: Whew! *he deflates*

(He looks around the area)

Leo: I really hope there aren’t more dogs...

(Meanwhile with Timber, he fell into a area based off all of Jane's venting towards her old family, He lands in a dark landscape)

Timber: This doesn’t look friendly...

(Just then, whispers of Jane’s past family started to rise and shadows started to form)

Timber: Oh boy...

(The whispers get louder and louder as the shadows grew, until those shadows became dark silhouetted versions of Jane's old family with red eyes)

Timber: Jesus Christ...

(They started to approach Timber, while saying upsetting things towards him)

Timber: *unsheathes claws* God Jane, when you get night terrors you REALLY get them...

(The shadows approach closer and closer towards Timber)

(Timber slashes at them)

(The shadows get cut into pieces from Timber's claws, but a few seconds later, they reform)

Timber: Aw Dammit...!

(The shadows keep approaching him, their red eyes glaring at Timber)

(Seeing no other option Timber starts to run)

(The shadows chase after him)

Timber: I gotta find the others and get the hell outta here!

(Meanwhile with Cyber, he fell into an area based off Jane's memories.)

Cyber: Where the hell...?

(He looks around and sees floating blue crystals all around him, every single one containing a memory)

Cyber: Interesting...and much less chaotic than I was expecting...

(He looks at a crystal floating in front of him, when he touched it, he saw a memory of Jane attending Eric and Jordan's wedding. And he could feel Jane's emotion

during that moment, happiness)

Cyber: Aww...it feels like this happened so long ago... :)

(He watches the memory for a few seconds, and then he let's go of the crystal)

(Cyber looks at the other crystals)

(He touches the other crystals, seeing different memories and feeling certain emotions she felt during that moment, happiness, anger, sadness, fear, etc)

Cyber: Goodness...

(He touches another crystal and he's suddenly hit with a wave of emotions as he saw a memory where Jane was comforting Eric and Jordan in the bathroom)

Cyber: Ah yes, I remember this one

(He watches the memory as it goes on, feeling Jane's concern for the two)

Cyber: She is a sweet girl...

(He lets go of the crystal and looks around)

Cyber: I should really start looking for the others...

Cyber: I hope they’re okay...

(Meanwhile with Hound...)

(He fell into an area that is filled with everything inbetween, such as talents, thoughts, memes, etc)

Hound: Damn...don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t this...

(He looks around the junkyard-like area)

Hound: *rubs hands* Alright, Weird ass Jane stuff, show me what ya got

(He walks through the area, he takes a couple of steps until he saw someone coming out of a hole)

Hound: *steps back* Hoo boy, here we go...

(It was a black guy with dirty and torn up clothes, had crazy eyes, and was carrying a large half of Watermelon) (The dude looks at Hound) Dude: HEY! What year is this???

Hound: *stares* Uh...2018...?

Dude: *eyes widen* ...Vine is dead... (He starts running away) Dude: *screaming* VINE IS DEAD!!!!

Hound: O_O ...Well he’s not wrong...

Hound: Guess i gotta bare shit like this if i wanna find everyone...

(Hound heads off)

(Meanwhile with Swan, he falls into an area based off of Jane's likes and dislikes)

Swan: Where is this...?

(He looks around and sees small areas dedicated to Jane's likes and dislikes, with her likes being houses or castles, while her dislikes being prisons or cages)

Swan: I hope none of the others are in cages...

(He starts walking through the area, looking for the others)

Swan: Guys?! Are you there?!

(He looks at one of the cages, expecting one of his friends to be there.......but what he found in that cage is every single vegetable known to man in the cage)

Swan: Huh...guess I can’t really blame her...

Swan: *steps away from the cage* But i know the others are somewhere out here!

(He keeps looking around)

(Meanwhile with Dasher, he and Alex search through the transformed city for any signs of the others)

Dasher: C’mon guys where are you?

(They keep looking around the city until they skid to a halt when they hear a monster roaring)

Dasher: Thaaaaat doesn’t sound good...

(The ground rumbles as something big was coming their way. Until a dragon based on the moon turns a corner and glares at Dasher and Alex)

Dasher: Hooooooly SHIT

(The moon dragon roars at them, ready to attack them)

Dasher: What do we do?! Alex: I got this!

Dasher: Wha? (Alex reaches into his pocket and pulls out a Digivice)

(It lights up and rings appear on his hands) Alex: Execute!

Alex: Spirit Evolution!! (Flames engulf Alex, the flames giving him armor. Then after a couple of seconds, the fire bursts out, revealing a new form) Agunimon: AGUNIMON!

Dasher: Whoooooa WHAT?!

Agunimon: Impressed? :3c

Dasher: How did you DO THAT?! :Oc Agunimon: I’ll explain when a moon monster isn’t roaring at us

(The moon dragon roars again and charges towards them)

(Agunimon charges)

Agunimon: Pyro Punch!! *leaps towards the moon dragon and punches it with a fist full of flames*

(The monster roars and staggers back)

(The moon dragon growls and starts charging a beam in it's mouth)

Agunimon: Bring it, Moon Boy!

(The moon monster fires the beam towards Agunimon)

Dasher: ALEX!!

(Dasher zooms towards Agunimon and knocks him out of the way, making the beam miss both Agunimon and Dasher)

Agunimon: *blinks* Whoa What- *glances* How did you-?! (Dasher keeps zooming around, landing rapid fire punches on the dragon)

Agunimon: Woah... O_O

(The two work together to fight the dragon)

(Eventually, they managed to beat down the moon dragon)

Dasher: Hell Yeah!

Agunimon: We beat em! >:D (They high fived)

Agunimon: How did you move that fast? Dasher: How did YOU turn into a monster-fire-puncher thing?

Agunimon: It's a LOOOONG story... Dasher: Same here!

(They sit down and start exchanging stories)

(After a while...) Dasher: Sooo...you, Burr, Thomas, Eliza, and John, all got sent to the Digital World to be holders of these Digimon Spirits, and you guys are pretty much set up to save the Digital World from evil?

Agunimon: Yep.

Agunimon: Aaaaand you and your friends got some magic jewelry from a million year old owl guy and it gives you super powers to fight an evil Raven man? Dasher: Pretty much.

Agunimon: Huh. Interesting. :/

Dasher: Yeah

Agunimon: Soooo...i guess we continue our search for your friends?

Dasher: Oh right!

(They get up and keep searching) (Meanwhile with Owl, he’s still wondering through the dream area, though finding it a bit difficult to manage his new body)

Owl: I still don’t even know what I am...!

Owl: I can't walk straight hunched down like this! *he looks at his back and notices tiny black bat wings on his back*

Owl: Can I even fly with these?!

(He attempts to fly with the tiny wings, but he barely got an inch off the ground)

Owl: These are pitiful!

(Suddenly, he hears a loud screeching sound)

Owl: What the-?!

(Suddenly, a large wyvern that's a mix between Raven Claw and a dragon appears, his pure red eyes looking down at him)

Owl: O_O Oh dear...

(The monster screeches at him and prepares to attack with his talons)

Owl: Oh god...well if I remember, Jane said these Digi-creatures have powers, so I must too!

Owl: But what can this thing do- *suddenly a metal cannon ball shoots out from his mouth and hits the monster*

Owl: O_O ......Well...

(The monster staggers and growls at Owl)

Owl: Alright then...take this! >:( *he shoots more cannon balls*

(They hit the monster, making it screech in pain)

Owl: Alright...this isn’t as bad as I thought

(The monster growls and swoops down from the sky, ready to attack him with his talons)

(Owl carefully aims and fires right at the monsters face)

(It hits and it falls to the ground, screeching in pain)

Owl: Now to finish this!

(But just as he was gonna make the finishing move, the monster gets up, glares at Owl, and quickly gets up to him, talons on his wings unsheathed and ready to strike)

Owl: You just won’t stay down will you? >:(

(The monster growls and slashes him with his talons)

Owl: GAH!

(He gets blown back a little and lands on the ground, wincing at the pain. While the monster approaches him, ready to crush him with his talons)

Owl: No...!

(The monster was about to attack him, but suddenly, Owl's body started to glow)

(He glows and stars to grow bigger)

(Unintentionally, he shouts out..) Owl: Dorumon Digivolve to...!! (He grows bigger and the light fades) Owl: ...Dorugamon!

Owl: *looks at himself* What in the world??

Owl: What the hell happened?! (The monster growls at Owl, glaring at him)

Owl: Well, regardless, I’m bigger now; maybe now I can teach you a lesson >:(

(The monster leaps towards him, talons bared, but Owl shoots out a large cannon ball towards him)

(The canon ball is much bigger and makes the monster fly back)

(The monster falls to the ground a couple of feet away from him)

Owl: Are you done? >:(

(It tried to get up but then it fell right back down, not having the energy to fight anymore)

Owl: That’s What I thought.

(Suddenly, the monster faded away like dust, being defeated by Owl)

Owl: *sighs* Now...Where was I? Ah yes, I have to find my children

(He looks at his back and sees the large dragon wings on his back)

Owl: Now that’s more like it! *he flaps his wings*

(He lifts him in the air and starts flying through the sky) (Meanwhile with Leo, he’s jumping through rooftops, avoiding going to the ground because of those rapid dogs that chased him)

Leo: Sheesh, give it up already!!

(He keeps leaping through rooftops until he reached a rooftop that suddenly collapses under him)

Leo: NOOOOO! *he falls through*

(He falls into a dark room with no lights. As soon as he landed on the ground, the hole quickly repaired itself, leaving him alone in the dark)

Leo: Oh god...

(He gets up and couldn’t see much in the dark) (But then, he heard something creeping towards him)

Leo: Um...h-hello...?

(Suddenly, a knife was pointed at his chest and a creepy white face, nose you can barely see, bloody lips, and unblinking eyes) Jeff: *creepy tone* Go. To. Sleep...

(Leo makes a terrified whine/squeaking noise)

(He backs up a bit but then he bumps into something, he turns around and sees Ben Drowned smiling wickedly at him)

(Leo’s heart pounds as he tries to get away but keeps running into terrifying things)

(Leo yelps or screams every time he did bump into something)

(Eventually he gets backed into a corner)

Leo: Crap...!!

(Leo tries to use his claws, but they do nothing to damage them)

(His heart races and his breathing picks up as the terrifying creatures started to corner him)

Leo: *covers his head* NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!!

(He curls up into a ball, shaking in fear, as the terrifying creatures approach him) (Meanwhile with Cyber, he felt a sinking feeling in his chest, a sense of worry for Leo)

Cyber: Leo...! *he turns in the direction the feeling seems to be pointing to*

(He runs until he reaches the area based off of Jane’s fears, where he’s greeted by rapid dogs wanting to bite him)

Cyber: Whoa! *jumps away*

(He keeps running but the rapid dogs were now chasing him)

(Cyber quickly retreats to the roof and looks down) Cyber: What the hell...? ???: *in the distance* HELP!!

Cyber: *recognizes the voice* JEREMY!!

(Cyber runs across the rooftops, following the screams)

(Eventually, he got to the building where Leo is.) (The roof collapsed under him and he fell into a dark room, the hole quickly repairing itself a second later)

Cyber: Jeremy?! (He looks around and lights the area up with his lightning and spies Leo against the wall, tied up and gagged as multiple terrifying figures look ready to rip him to pieces)

Cyber: JEREMY!!!

Leo: MMMPH!! (The creatures turn towards Cyber)

(The creatures wickedly grin at Cyber) Cyber: Let my son go!! (They don’t respond, but some of the creatures runs towards him)

(Cyber’s hands light up and he shoots lightning at them)

(It hits the creatures, knocking them down)

(Cyber runs towards the others who are trying to take Leo away, now in angry Dad mode)

Cyber: Get your filthy hands OFF MY SON!! *his body lights up with electricity*

(He slams his hands on the ground, making a shock wave that blows the other monsters away and misses Leo)

(The monsters were knocked out, leaving plenty of space for Cyber to get Leo)

Cyber: Son! *he runs over and unties the gag, holding Leo* Are you alright?!

Leo: *shaking* N-N-No...

(Cyber unties him and pulls him into a hug)

Cyber: Oh son...

(Leo shivers and hugs him back and Cyber picks him up) Cyber: C’mon, let’s get out of here...

(Leo nods)

(Cyber blasts a hole in the ceiling and jumps out with Leo in his arms and Cyber travels across the rooftops carefully)

(Meanwhile with Swan, he keeps looking through cages of Jane's dislikes, expecting one of the others to be in there, but only sees one of Jane's dislikes)

Swan: I’m getting nowhere! *he starts flying*

(He looks around at the ground, hoping to find the others)

(He eventually makes it out of the likes/dislikes area and into a jungle where he sees a big creature)

Swan: What is that...?

(Swan flies up to him) Swan: Are you friendly...?

(Owl looks and sees Swan)

Owl: Swan! :D

Swan: Huh?! You know my name?!

Owl: Son, it’s me!

Swan: *blinks* D-Dad?!

Swan: W-What happened to you?!

Owl: I turned into those...Digi-Creatures. Swan: You mean Digimon?

Owl: Yes, those!

Swan: Wow...you actually look kinda cool like one, Dad! :0c

Owl: You think so? Swan: Yeah! :D

Owl: *slightly blushes* Th-Thank you, son... :)

Owl: Well, now that we’ve found each other we should find the others

Swan: Yeah! Hopefully they're somewhere out here...

(Meanwhile, with Timber...)

(He's still being chased down by shadows of Jane's old family)

Timber: Jesus these things are fast..!

(He keeps running until a shadow of Jane’s Aunt catches up to him and grabs him from behind) Shadow of Jane’s Aunt: “Spoiled 6 year old!”

Timber: HEY!

(The shadow of Jane’s uncle appears in front of him) Shadow of Jane’s Uncle: “We know what’s best, so shut up and do as we say!”

Timber: I don’t have to do a damn thing you say! *slashes at him*

(The shadow gets cut in half, but it quickly repairs itself) Shadow of Jane’s Uncle: “We will not reward such behavior” Shadow of Jane’s Aunt: “Hasty decision.” (The other shadows slowly gang up on him)

(Timber tries to get away but they slowly pin him down)

(He tries to get up, but the shadows keep him down) (But suddenly, in front of him, a spotlight turned on, showing Jane in chains and her head hanging low)

Timber: What the-?!

(Suddenly, the song "Escapism" starts playing. But as it got to the line "I wanna be free", the pitch gets lower and slower until it's barely hearable. Then, Jane slowly raised her head, showing that her eyes and mouth are completely black and tears were pouring out of her eyes)

Timber: Jesus Christ...!

(The shadows keep pinning him down, keeping him from escaping) (Meanwhile with Hound, he just got out a cave that was filled with all the sexual stuff Jane has seen and thought of, blushing VERY heavily)

Hound: Jesus, WHY???? (Just then he hears a familiar howl, making his ears twitch)

Hound: Huh?

(He listens closely and recognizes it) Hound: Dad?!

(He runs through the junkyard of miscellaneous stuff related to Jane until he reached a large dark cave that serves as an entry to the Vent Area)

(He hears the howling again) Hound: Hang on, Dad!!

(He runs into the cave, going deeper and deeper until he sees Timber being pinned down by shadows of Jane's old family, saying mean and upsetting things to him)

Hound: DAD!! (He runs over to the shadows)

Hound: Leave my dad alone you shadowy freaks!! *unsheathes his claws*

Timber: *struggles* Hound, they can’t be hurt...!

(Hound slashes the shadows and they quickly repair themselves) Hound: ...Oh shit. O_O

Hound: Okay, Plan B... Timber: What’s...Plan B?! Hound: Something that I don’t know will work but it’s worth a shot. Red Howl!!

(He howls and it echoes throughout the transformed city. A couple of seconds later, a large army of dogs, both real and from areas based off of Jane's interests, comes charging into the cave)

Hound: Holy shit it worked!!! :D Get ‘em! (The dogs attack the shadows and Hound steps in and pulls Timber away from the mess) Hound: Let’s get outta here!

Timber: Yeah!

(They run out of the area, leaving the dogs to fight the shadows)

(They exit the cave and re-enter the area filled with Jane's miscellaneous stuff)

Hound: Hopefully this won’t have anything crazy...

Timber: What the hell do you mean?

Hound: The things I’ve seen...you don’t wanna know

Timber: I’ll take your word for it... (They wonder into the junkyard) (Meanwhile with Dasher, he and Agunimon keep searching through the city until they spot two figures in the sky)

Dasher: Is that another monster? Agunimon: I hope not... (Meanwhile, Swan looks down and sees them)

Swan: I see Dasher down there!

(They start flying down) Swan: *waves* Hey, Dasher!!

Dasher: *squints and sees Swan* Swan?!

Swan: Yeah!! *they land* We found you! Dasher: Yeah! Uh...who’s your friend?

Swan: It's Owl! He turned into a Digimon! :D

Owl: Hello Dasher Dasher: Whaaaaaa?!

Dasher: THAT'S Owl Dad?! O_O

Owl: The one and only XD

Dasher: O_O *looks at Owl and Agunimon* I'm surrounded by Digi-Transformers! O_O

Swan: Heheh...I wonder if any of the others have changed? Guess we’ll have to find them and see

(Suddenly, they hear a loud roar nearby them)

Swan: What was that?!

(Suddenly, a large dragon based off the sun flies above them, roaring loudly)

Dasher: Aw man, not another one!!

Owl: Oh god... (The Sun dragon fires a flamethrower from its mouth towards the four)

(Owl quickly covers the four of them, letting the flames hit him)

Swan: DAD!!!

(Owl yells out but seems to be alright) Dasher: Holy shit, you okay Owl Dad?!

Owl: I-I'm fine...

(He gets off them and the dragon lands, roaring at them) Agunimon: Oh you’re asking for it now! >:(

(They attack the dragon but the dragon seems to be a bit stronger than them, making it difficult to take him down)

Agunimon: C’mon we gotta step it up a notch!

Agunimon: And I know how to do it! >:) (Suddenly, Agunimon glows) Agunimon: Slide Evolution! (The light fades and emerged a dragon with lots of armor on him) BurningGreymon: BurningGreymon!!

Dasher: OH MY GOD HES HUGE NOW!!!

BurningGreymon: Everything about me surprises you, huh? Dasher: HELL YEAH IT DOES!!! BurningGreymon: Well let’s keep fighting then! >:)

(They keep going and do much better with BurningGreymon)

(But at some point in the battle, the dragon sends a hard attack on Owl, it hits and sends him flying)

Swan: DAD!!

(He lands on the ground and the dragon was gonna land another hit on Owl, but then Owl’s body glowed and changed) Owl: *unintentionally* Dorugamon Digivolve to.....DoruGreymon!!

Swan: :DDDDDD Dasher: DUDE!!!

Owl: *looks at himself* Oh goodness, i'm BIGGER now! *looks at his two pairs of dragon-like wings* At least i can fly better...i think? *moves the second pair of wings*

(Owl joins BurningGreymon in the fight and they keep going)

(They keep fighting until they eventually land a hard hit on the sun dragon, knocking the dragon down)

Dasher: YEAH!! >:D

(The sun dragon fades away like mist as soon as it hit the ground)

Swan: Alright!

(BurningGreymon reverts back to Agunimon, while Owl observes his new body)

Owl: I’m certainly looking forward to seeing how else I can change in this form

Owl: Though i hope soon...because i feel a bit uncomfortable standing on all fours...

Dasher: Alright, let’s keep looking for the others!

Swan: Right!

(They head off, Meanwhile with Cyber and Leo..)

(Cyber and Leo exited the area of Jane's fears and enter a tunnel that had doors on both sides; this was the small area based off of Jane's musical interests)

Cyber: *still carrying Leo* How are you doing?

Leo: ...A little better...still a bit shaken though...

Cyber: Okay... *keeps carrying him and they look around*

(As they walk around the place, some background music started to play as the lights in the tunnel turned on)

(Cyber tightens his grip on Leo and keeps his guard up)

(He keeps going deeper into the cave until he hears echoes of someone coming) (Meanwhile with Timber and Hound, they enter the same tunnel Cyber and Leo are in, hearing the music playing in the tunnel)

Timber: What the hell...?

(They wonder into the tunnel, they keep going deeper until they hear someone coming)

Hound: *softly* What’s that?! Timber: *unsheathes claws* Get behind me!

(Hound gets behind Timber as they got closer) (Meanwhile Cyber’s hold on Leo tightens as he’s ready to protect him from whatever’s coming towards them as he got closer)

Leo: *curls into Cyber* Cy... Cyber: Its okay...I got you...

(Both sides got closer and closer to each other, ready to attack if they get close enough.)

(Finally they come into view) Cyber: Jordan?! Timber: Will?!

Hound: *peeks in* Jere?! Leo: M...Michael...?

(They hurry towards each other) Cyber: Thank god we found you! Timber: Yeah Same! What happened to Leo?! Hound: Are you okay?!

Leo: I-I-I think so...just...a-a little shaken...

Cyber: He got stuck in Jane’s worst fears Timber: Wait, that’s not where I was?! Hound: Wow, who knew...

Cyber: Wait, where were you?

Timber: Something involving Jane’s family being fucking insane

Timber: Trust me, it wasn't pretty...

Cyber: Goodness...

Cyber: You're not hurt, are you?

Timber: I’m fine, Hound got me out of it

Cyber: Oh thank god...

Hound: Yeah...

Timber: Well i'm glad we've found you, Peach. Now we just gotta find the others.

Timber: I can take over carrying for ya if you want

Cyber: Sure. *He hands Leo over to Timber*

(Timber carries Leo and they keep heading down the tunnel)

(Eventually they exit the tunnel but they entered the junkyard of Jane's miscellaneous stuff)

Hound: I hope there’s nothing scarring in here...

(They walk through the junkyard, looking at all the stuff in it. They even saw the black dude holding a large half of watermelon still running and screaming "VINE IS DEAD!")

Hound: *sighs* I want out of this...

(They keep walking through the junkyard, avoiding any stupid or crazy thing that comes by. Until suddenly, they see a large dragon flying by)

(Cyber and Timber tense and Hound hides behind them and Leo curls into Timber)

(Owl looks down and sees Cyber, Timber, Hound, and Leo)

Owl: Oh thank goodness!

(Owl flies down towards them while Dasher, Swan, and Agunimon follow)

Timber: Dasher?! Swan??

Swan: Hey guys! :D

Cyber: You’re alright!

Swan: Yep!

Owl: Are you four alright? Hound: Wait...Owl Dad?! Dasher: Yep

Hound: Duuuuuude, what happened to you, Owl Dad?!

Owl: Apparently Jane imagined me as a Digimon

Hound: Awesome!! :D

Dasher: *sees Leo* Hey, Simba, What happened to ya? You get hurt?

Leo: N-N-No...j-just...shaken up...

Cyber: Jane’s fears Dasher: Ah

Agunimon: Soo, i guess you all found each other, huh?

Swan: Yep! Now we can get back to Jane and stop the akuma!

Dasher: Yeah! Let's save her! >:D

(The non flyers jump on Owl’s back and they all fly to where Jane’s crystal is)

(Once they got there, they saw that Jane's crystal cocoon is now on top of a crystal pillar, over towering the whole city)

Dasher: Ooookay now what?

(Suddenly, they got attacked by a large amount of crystals being thrown towards them)

Timber: WHOA! (Owl and Swan swerve and barely dodge)

Hound: Jesus!!

Cyber: Was that the crystal Jane was in?!

???: Nope! It was my attack! >:) (They whirl around and see the akuma)

Akuma: I can't have you waking her up

Owl: We WILL get her out of there! You will not hold my daughter ANY LONGER! >:(

Akuma: *scoffs* Even though she wants to get out of there, she knows she can’t

Owl: Why not?! Akuma: Let’s just say her hands are tied. Or rather, her little girlfriend’s are. >:) (He holds up Kirsty by the back of her shirt; her wrists are tied behind her and her bandana has been tied over her mouth)

Main Seven: KIRSTY!!

Kirsty: MMMMPH!! Akuma: Jane may be asleep in there, but she can still sense things. If she wakes up or tries to fight, then this little one goes bye bye. *dangles Kirsty over the edge of the pillar they’re on*

Kirsty: MMMMPH!!!!!

Akuma: So whats it gonna be? Leave Jane asleep, or break her out and this one becomes a stain on the pavement? >:3

(The Main Seven tense up) Agunimon: That bastard is sick...

Dasher: You should see the guy he takes orders from... >:( Akuma: What’s the answer Holders? I won’t wait forever.

Owl: ...I want Jane to be free, but...I don’t want her friend to die thanks to an Akuma... (Cyber glares at the Akuma) Cyber: ...Quantum Analysis!

(He looks around but the numbers don’t seem to have a probable solution) Cyber: I don’t understand...how can There not be enough data for a solution?! Leo: Maybe let him finish monologuing first

Cyber: Perhaps...if he has anything else to say...

Akuma: *sighs* You heroes always take forever to make a decision like this. Maybe you should phone a friend. *to Kirsty* What do you think? Should they let Jane sleep forever?

Kirsty: *shakes her head* Mmmmmmph! *looks at Jane and struggles* Mmph mmmmmph!!!

Akuma: Aww how sweet; even if it means dropping you? >:3

Kirsty: MMMMPH!!!! MMMMPH!!!!!!

(Jane’s crystal glimmers and Cyber’s Analysis starts up again. He looks between Kirsty and Jane, more data feeding into him)

(He keeps observing the data until finally, he forms a plan)

(Cyber raises a hand and it lights up with electricity, aiming it at Jane as if to break her out) Akuma: So you’ve made your decision? (His grip on Kirsty loosens and Jane’s crystal grows brighter)

Cyber: Yes, we will save Jane, we can’t let her stay in there any longer.

Akuma: Are you sure? (Jane’s crystal shines brighter in distress)

Cyber: We’re sure.

Akuma: Well color me surprised; you really ARE willing to sacrifice a life. Are you sure? Last chance. (He holds Kirsty with his thumb and index finger, ready to let go, and Jane’s crystal flashes brightly as if screaming in horror)

Cyber: ........Yes.

Akuma: ...Suit yourself. *he lets go of Kirsty*

(Kirsty screams as she fell, Jane’s crystal glows so brightly that it’s almost blinding)

Akuma: AGH! *covers his eyes* Cyber: SWAN NOW!! (Swan nods and dives towards Kirsty) Cyber: DASHER, TIMBER, BREAK HER OUT NOW!!

(Dasher and Timber nod and leap towards Jane’s crystal)

(Dasher and Timber unsheathe their claws and shatter the crystal with a double punch; the light instantly fades and Jane falls out of the crystal into Timber’s arms)

Timber: I gotcha!

(Jane’s eyes flutter and then they fly open) Jane: Kirsty...! Kirsty! Where’s Kirsty?! (The akuma recovers and glares) Akuma: How DARE YOU?!

(Swan swoops down and catches Kirsty) Swan: Gotcha!

Kirsty: Mmmph! (Swan!)

(Swan flies up to where Timber and Dasher are)

(Swan unties Kirsty as he flies and she pulls her bandana down so it’s around her neck again and he puts her down)

Kirsty: Thanks! Swan: You’re welcome!

Jane: Kirsty!!!

Kirsty: Janey!!

(Kirsty runs over and hugs her tightly)

Jane: Oh god, Kirsty...!

Jane: I could hear and see everything but I couldn’t move, I was so scared, I...I thought I was gonna lose you...!

Jane: B-But...thank GOD I didn’t!! (Jane hugs Kirsty tightly)

Kirsty: I’m glad you’re okay...

Jane: Me too... (They pull apart their hug slightly to give a quick kiss on the lips)

Jane: You need to start running away from akuma’s so they don’t take you hostage... Kirsty: Well you need to stop throwing yourself at akuma’s when you have no powers... X3

Jane: True! XD (Jane looks and spots Owl as DoruGreymon) Jane: WOAH!! 8Dc

(The remaining holders are fighting the akuma so Jane and Kirsty watch the show)

(The Akuma gives it his all and provides a challenge to the Holders, even Agunimon helped them out) (At some point in the battle, the Akuma sends out a large crystal and it hits Swan)

Owl: SON!!

(Swan lands on the ground and the Akuma was preparing another attack towards Swan) (Then, Owl flies in front of Swan) Owl: You are not hurting my SON!! (Suddenly, Owl’s body started to glow)

Jane: 8DDDDDc He’s doing the thing!!!!

Owl: *unintentionally* DoruGreymon Digivolve to...!!! (His body grows and when the light faded, stood a knight in black armor) Owl: ...Alphamon!!

Jane and Kirsty: Ooooooh!

Owl: *looks at himself* Oh goodness! I look...amazing!

Leo: Kick his ass Owl Dad!

Owl: Right! >:)

(They continue fighting)

(They fight for a while, the Holders giving it their all while the Akuma does the same)

(Eventually, they get the akuma off, break it, and Cyber purifies it)

(Cyber restores the damage, turning the city back to normal and Owl transforms back into his normal self)

Owl: There we go; I've somewhat missed having normal hands

Leo: But you were badass as a Digimon! :D Owl: *slightly blushes and smiles* Thank you...

(They go over to Jane and Kirsty) Owl: Are you two alright?

Jane: We’re okay! Kirsty: Yep!

Dasher: That's good; that was a close call. *to Cyber* If I didn't know you as well as I did now I'd probably think you'd turned to the dark side XD

Cyber: Shut it. -_-

Owl: Anyway, we should get you two home; I think we've all had enough excitement for one day

Jane: Yeah *to Owl* You as a Digimon was cool though! :3

Owl: I have a feeling I won't be hearing the end of it from you when we get home ;)

Jane: Yep! X3c

(They all head home)

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Cannabis Use During and After Pregnancy; One Mother's Story

I am a Canna Mom. I make this statement proudly, yet we live in a society where many moms who do smoke will choose to do so in silence, not wanting to deal with the judgement and criticism of others. Worse yet – that their children will be taken by social services. I refuse to hide my use of cannabis, despite being judged. I’m here to tell you all the ways it helped me get through pregnancy and the early stages of motherhood.

While I was pregnant, a girl who I have not talked to in over 8 years sent me a message via Facebook. This is what she had to say:

“I honestly think it’s so disgusting how you are smoking pot during your pregnancy and don’t even try to deny… You should be ashamed of yourself harming that child with that shit. If you can’t be a good parent then you probably shouldn’t have gotten pregnant. I mean come on Jen 7 months pregnant hitting a joint wtf is wrong with you!! I’ll be making sure everyone knows what kind of parent you really are!”

Disdain and persecution like this is not fair, but neither is it uncommon. Had this girl chosen to do some research instead of cyber-bullying me over social media, she may have realized that cannabis is WAY safer during pregnancy than she had assumed. If fact, it’s safer than most (if not all) pharmaceutical drugs while being pregnant. I have done the research, and that is why I will choose cannabis over pharmaceutical drugs any day.

Pre-pregnancy, I was a frequent cannabis user. I wasn’t planning on motherhood, so when I found out I was carrying a baby I instantly cut back my regular usage; however, pregnancy is no cake walk. Hollywood glorifies pregnancy as this magical experience where women glow and feel fabulous. Newsflash ladies, it’s all a lie! Yes, some women love it, those lucky few. I hated it for so many reasons. I won’t go into all the gross details (moms will know what I mean) but I will mention that I had 9 months of morning sickness and all day nausea, an inability to sleep, body aches and pains, depression and; eventually, this terrible inability to shave my own vagina. I even ended up in the hospital with food poisoning! TWICE!

Throughout my pregnancy, the doctors tried prescribing me pharmaceutical drugs for my morning sickness, sleeping, pain, and allergies. None of the drugs offered had been on the market for longer than 10 years, and therefore long term effects were still unknown. This made me feel very uneasy about using any of them. There was; however, something that I knew would help – naturally grown cannabis.

Now, it wasn’t like I was smoking a lot, as I was only using it medicinally. I had completely given up recreational use and began smoking out of necessity. Times when the baby wasn’t getting any nutrients because my nausea was so bad, or when I was so sleep deprived and in pain I was barely functioning.

When it came time to having my daughter I had to go the C-section route, which was something that I was extremely nervous about given that it was my first surgery. She came out extremely healthy at 8 pounds 4 oz (despite the misbelief that cannabis use causes low birth weight). After the surgery they gave me (and every woman who has a C-section) three pills that included an anti- inflammatory (Cannabis does this), an antibacterial (this too!) and a Dilaudid for pain (three for three?).

While breastfeeding (and after the stress of the C Section subsided), my partner asked what was in the pills they gave me. We learned that Dilaudid is a form of hydromorphone, which is an opioid pain medication that crosses into the bloodstream. We both told the doctor we didn’t agree with me taking the Dilaudid because I was breastfeeding, and decided against their wishes to stop taking it. Doctors are okay giving you addictive drugs that will go through your bloodstream, into your milk and to your child. Many are not ok with cannabis, a natural plant that has not been proven to be addictive at all. Being a Mom, you have to learn about this stuff and make your decision wisely.

The next day my partner returned with some cannabis infused edibles. I had about 50mg of THC, and in about an hour I was up moving around for the first time since my surgery. Cannabis was clearly the safer alternative to the doctors prescribed medications.

A fun fact you probably didn’t know yet is that since the beginning of evolution, women (and men) have an endocannabinoid system, and the body naturally produces cannabinoids in breast milk. In fact, human breast milk is an abundant source of endocannabinoids, but more specifically; a type that basically teaches a newborn how to eat. If not for the cannabinoids in our breast milk, newborns may not know how to eat or necessarily have the desire to do so. Similar to how adults get the “munchies,” a newborn child who is breastfed naturally receives doses of cannabinoids, which trigger hunger and promote growth and development.

So, to all the Canna Moms of the world, let’s unite! Let’s be proud of our parenting choices, and choose not to feel guilty next time we want to smoke a joint. Let’s remember that parenting is hard enough without worrying about being judged or bullied for the way WE choose to raise our babies. As they are safe and healthy, that’s all that really matters.

Jennifer Loudonio is a proud Canadian, born and raised in Ontario, now living in beautiful British Columbia. She is a mom to the most beautiful, smart little girl, along with her dog Molly the Labradoodle.

Jennifer attended school and earned degrees in Special Event Planning & Hospitality and Protection, Security And Investigation. The "Jenny of all trades", sort of speak. She is a very ambitious & creative individual who has a passion for photography, event planning, creating handcrafted artwork pieces, modelling, and fashion. An advocate of cannabis. Jennifer loves, supports, encourages and has strong opinions on cannabis.

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Book Seventy-One: Mr. Mercedes

“Life is a crap carnival with shit prizes.”

Well hello, Constant Readers! My copy of Mr. Mercedes has been sitting on my desk for almost a week, waiting for me to review it. This post would have been out sooner, but I discovered Bridgerton on Netflix.

Sorry, not sorry. It was exactly the fluffy, bodice-ripping escapism I needed. For those that don’t know, when I need a palate cleanser from Steve, I escape with a romance novel. Yes, I know these are polar opposite genres, but don’t yuck my yum.

Mr. Mercedes is in a word: brilliant. It’s such a taut, suspenseful story with a diverse cast of memorable characters. It’s another book to recommend for readers that claim not to like Steve. There’s no real horror (other than Brady Hartfield), just good old-fashioned suspense.

The story opens at a job fair where hundreds of people are waiting for their chance at gainful employment. Steve introduces us to several down-on-their-luck characters and we begin to empathize with them. But then, Steve feels the need to be Steve, and a Mercedes comes driving through the crowd of job-seekers, killing eight people; including a mother and her baby. The driver is never caught.

We’re then introduced to retired Detective Bill Hodges; who needs to cut back on the carbs and beer, walk a few miles a day, and stop fantasizing about suicide. Bro, stop putting that gun in your mouth! So. Many. Germs. But one day, Bill gets a letter from The Mercedes Killer, the person claiming responsibility for the City Center job fair murders. The Mercedes Killer tells Bill to meet him online for a chat. For the first time in a while, Bill is interested by something other than his father’s gun.

Bill begins by talking to the family of the woman who owned the Mercedes that had been stolen, and responsible for the crash. Olivia Trelawney was adamant she had locked the doors to her car. But the guilt from the crash eventually led to her suicide. Bill meets up with Olivia’s sister, Janey. Janey tells him more about Olivia’s mental state leading up to her suicide, and how she claimed she was hearing the screams of the murdered people. Bill also teams up with neighborhood kid Jerome, who helps Bill get online and leave messages for the killer.

Meanwhile, Brady Hartfield is working two jobs as a Cyber Patrol (think Geek Squad) rep for Discount Electronix, and ice cream man; and wondering what Bill thinks of the letter he sent him. Brady is smug in the knowledge he committed the perfect crime, and wonders if he can do it again. In addition to patrolling Bill’s neighborhood in his ice cream truck, he’s trying to take care of his alcoholic mother. And by taking care of, I mean that in a sexual way. It’s gross. Trigger warning. We also learn Brady had a younger brother who had a tragic accident that led to serious developmental damage, and when he fell down a flight of stairs, Brady didn’t really do much to help him out. So, he and his mom have this sick, co-dependent relationship based on family secrets.

Brady thinks he’s something of a computer and technology genius (he invented the Roomba first, don’t-cha-know); and has turned his entire basement into his workshop. He and Bill have left each other messages back and forth online, and after one carefully plotted message from Bill, Brady loses his mind. He decides he’s going to poison Jerome’s dog, and Bill will obviously get the message that Brady did it to get back at him. But it’s almost a comedy of errors, and Brady’s mom ends up ingesting the poisoned hamburger meant for the dog, and dies. Now Brady’s really pissed. He’s out for blood.

Despite Bill’s best intentions, his relationship with Janey turns romantic, and Bill has yet another reason to stop putting that gun in his mouth. When Janey and Olivia’s mom dies, Bill meets their cousin Holly Gibney, who goes onto become the star of the whole damn trilogy (and then some). But Brady gets his revenge at the funeral, and blows up Bill’s car, which Janey happens to be driving. Brady’s pissed he killed Janey, and not Bill. But he can’t focus on that too long, he has much bigger plans.

Brady decides he’s going to take himself to the ‘Round Here concert and blow himself up wearing a vest full of ball bearings. So, he disguises himself as a wheelchair bound kid (think Norman from Rose Madder) and makes his way into the show.

Meanwhile, Bill, Jerome and Holly are able to determine The Mercedes Killer’s true identity (thanks in part to the crazy old lady across the street, telling Bill the ice cream truck had been driving around too much); and they’re able to get to the concert just in time to prevent Brady from killing an entire arena full of people. Bill has a heart attack in the process, but he’s fine. Like I said: better diet and more exercise.

The book ends with Brady at a brain injury clinic... not dead...

DUN-DUN-DUN!!!!

Seriously, it’s such a well written, suspenseful ride. If you haven’t read this trilogy, you need to. I promise you won’t regret it.

Total Wisconsin Mentions: 42

Total Dark Tower References: 66

Book Grade: A+

Rebecca’s Definitive Ranking of Stephen King Books

Doctor Sleep: A+

The Talisman: A+

Wizard and Glass: A+

11/22/63: A+

Mr. Mercedes: A+

Under the Dome: A+

Needful Things: A+

On Writing: A+

The Green Mile: A+

Hearts in Atlantis: A+

Full Dark, No Stars: A+

Just After Sunset: A+

Rose Madder: A+

Misery: A+

Different Seasons: A+

It: A+

Four Past Midnight: A+

Stephen King Goes to the Movies: A+

The Shining: A-

The Stand: A-

Bag of Bones: A-

Duma Key: A-

Black House: A-

The Wastelands: A-

The Drawing of the Three: A-

The Dark Tower: A-

Dolores Claiborne: A-

Blaze: B+

Hard Listening: B+

Revival: B+

Nightmares in the Sky: B+

The Dark Half: B+

Joyland: B+

Skeleton Crew: B+

The Dead Zone: B+

Nightmares & Dreamscapes: B+

Wolves of the Calla: B+

‘Salem’s Lot: B+

Song of Susannah: B+

Carrie: B+

Creepshow: B+

From a Buick 8: B

The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon: B

The Colorado Kid: B-

Storm of the Century: B-

Everything’s Eventual: B-

Cycle of the Werewolf: B-

The Wind Through the Keyhole: B-

Danse Macabre: B-

The Running Man: C+

Cell: C+

Thinner: C+

Dark Visions: C+

The Eyes of the Dragon: C+

The Long Walk: C+

The Gunslinger: C+

Pet Sematary: C+

Firestarter: C+

Rage: C

Desperation: C-

Insomnia: C-

Cujo: C-

Nightshift: C-

Faithful: D

Gerald’s Game: D

Roadwork: D

Lisey’s Story: D

Christine: D

Dreamcatcher: D

The Regulators: D

The Tommyknockers D

Next up is The Bazaar of Bad Dreams, which is a collection of short stories I’m reading for the second time. We all know my thoughts on short stories, but this collection is pretty solid.

I had a real bittersweet moment today: I received a delivery with the last three Stephen King books I need to read to complete this challenge. The end is in sight, Constant Readers!

Until next time, Long Days & Pleasant Nights, Rebecca

#mr. mercedes #stephen king #constant readers #bill hodges #holly gibney #rose madder

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jackals-horny-jail-archive · 4 years ago

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i also forgot about this, again it's not Horny but im like wh. where is this gonna go

under a cut for length, dog <> ghb having a cyber pile session

Dog: so update: i miss you >:c

Dog: remind me who's idea you wandering all the FUCK way off was?

Ghb: aww fuck best bud i miss you too

Ghb: BUT YOU UP AN KNOW I GOTTA DO HER IMPERIOUS'S BIDDING

Dog: bluhhhhhhhhhhh. bluh. bluh!!!!

Ghb: you gonna just spend all day bluhhin at me doll?

Dog: ….probably. maybe

Dog: anyway! hows your jobb goin?

Ghb: FUCKIN BORING HONESTLY. BUNCH OF FISH BITCHES TALKING ABOUT BULLSHIT I DONT RIGHTLY CARE ABOUT

Ghb: an guess. take a fucking guess who's here

Dog: OHHH let me guess hmmm. a certain drama queen fishy bastard?

Ghb: MOTHERFUCKIN. DUALSCAR. I SWEAR TO THE MESSIAHS I'M GONNA THROW HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK ONE OF THESE DAYS

Dog: no!!!! >:0 im the one that gets to murder him

Ghb: fine but i get to watch

Dog: pfft yeah okay deal babes, but you have to come back first >:/ i miss you??

Ghb: DONT YOU WORRY LIL BROTHER ILL BE BACK SOON. HOWVE YOU BEEN AT THE HIVE BY YOUR LONESOME? I KNOW SOMETIMES YOUR PAN UP AN RUNS AWAY FROM YA

Fg: aslfhsjo. listen,,,,,,

Ghb: im listenin :0) you know i always am <>

Dog: 1st off i hate you <>

Dog: 2nd off: i hate you! <><><>

Dog: 3rd off:

Ghb: HMMMM?

Dog: t h i r d off there's a v small tiniest of chances that a buoy has been struggling as it were

Dog: B O Y GOD DAMN IT THE BASTARD IS IN MY BRAIN

Ghb: awww best friend :0( you wanna glub about it?

Dog: FIRST OFF I LITERALLY HATE YOU

Dog: second again I'm. listen. i would not like,,,object to a feelings jam and or a pile abt it because my brain has been really dumb

Dog: BUT LIKE

Dog: I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY SO ITS FINE!!! no more typing im fine!!!!

Dog: you put those fingers down >:0 im f i n e

Ghb: HEY NOW BEST BUDDY, DEEP BREATH

Ghb: deeep breath for me most miraculous buddy of mine

Ghb: I CAN DUCK OUT OF HERE EARLY :0)

Ghb: her imperious condescension and her boytoy can just up and fucking deal

Ghb: JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINS ALRIGHTY BEST BUD?

Dog: akdhhsksl,,,,,,okay,,,,

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Ghb: honk honk honk :0)

Dog: ughh you're horrible i changed my mind go back,

Ghb: AWW YOU LOVE ME THOUGH ;0) <>

Dog: LIES AN SLANDER???

Dog: <><><><>

Ghb: so how you feelin lil bro? your pan still up an botherin you?

Dog: im! fine akdgk dw im okay my mini melt down was dumb bc i am jus a lil dumb,

Ghb: >:0( HEY NOW DONT YOU GO AN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF LIKE THAT

Ghb: youre not dumb, your pan just sometimes likes to scurry away without you an you know better than to say that nonsense about your fine self

Ghb: BEST BE UP AN GETTING YOUR APOLOGY ON

Dog: you come in my messaging,,,,you make me be nice to my me,,,,i hate you. but fine @ myself im sorry for being mean to my me Again

Ghb: thank you miraculous bro! that was a mighty fine apology :0) apology accepted?

Dog: akdhsk yes apology accepted an junk if it'll make you be quiet

Ghb: NOPE! :0)

Ghb: where you at best lil diamond mine? curled up on the pile?

Dog: there is a non zero chance i am yes,,,an i uh. added to it a lil

Ghb: OH?

Dog: i hate youuuuu

Dog: i uh. stole one a your jackets,,,,im cuddled up in it. i look like im in a pale porno GOD

Ghb: SHIT BROTHER THAT IS

Ghb: absolutely the cutest fuckin thing i've heard today :0)

Dog: shut!!!!

Dog: what uh. what about you?

Ghb: IM ALL LAYING ON A COMFY ASS PILE MYSELF, STOLE SOME EXTRA BLANKETS FROM SOME EMPTY ROOMS

Ghb: wish you were here though so i could warm a brother up ;0)

Dog: jfhjffk o..oh?

Dog: wh. how would you start?

Ghb: FIRST ID GET ALL COMFY NEXT TO YA, ALL CURLED UP AROUND YOUR TINY LIL SELF

Ghb: you're always so fuckin cold all the time, colder than the fish even

Dog: my body is simply a Bastard tbh. hfjk that sounds so nice tho,,,

Ghb: YEAH? WHY DONT YOU CUDDLE DOWN IN THE BLANKETS FOR ME, GET YOURSELF NICE AN TOASTY

Dog: mmmm,,,,,,yeah okay that's. that's good

Ghb: IT IS ISN'T IT? FEELS SO GOOD TO BE WARM

Ghb: you deserve to feel good lil bro, an id make you feel even better if i was there, rub your arms an get some of that good good heat in there, maybe even work out some of the knots in your shoulders, i know you keep a lot of tension there. it's like a couple a rocks in there

Dog: hhh y,,yeah i do huh?

Dog: id uh. id want to squirm around eventually so i can kiss at your jawline an neck. an maybe bite a lil? its. it's fun

Dog: not like ROUGH bites like i do with crofish but uh, lil nips. on, on your earfins too if that's okay

Ghb: ITS SO FUCKIN CUTE, YOU GOT THOSE LIL BABY FANGS IT FEELS LIKE A LIL PURR BEAST NIPPIN AT ME

Ghb: and it tickles something fierce when you get at my fins! id have to get you back in the ribs >:0)

Dog: jhdjfkf NO RUDE!! i changed my mind id bite you So Hard

Ghb: AWW YOURE SO MEAN TO ME WHEN IM TRYING TO TREAT YOU SWEET

Ghb: now a question for you: how do you want me to wind you down my most wonderful lil buddy?

Dog: maybe uh. fuck, damn

Ghb: SHH TAKE YOUR TIME SWEET THING YOU CAN DO IT

Dog: i uh. i like it when you pet me. an talk all sweet to me, but like that kinda mean sweet? s. smean,,,

Ghb: aww fuck i can certainly do that sweet thing :0)

Ghb: here im even gonna get all quiet for you, you like it when i talk soft with you huh? you get all blushy when i do with that miracle red on your cheeks

Ghb: why don't you touch yourself for me, real gentle. spread your hand out on your stomach an press down jus a lil bit

Ghb: i could break you right in half if i wanted on account of you being so little

Ghb: but i won't because im so pale for you sweetling

Dog: hhhhhfjgk shit

Ghb: aww look at you, that's my good boy

Ghb: you get flustered so easy, you never really let anyone treat you kind like you deserve huh?

Dog: noo,,,,it feels. weird hhf

Ghb: we'll were gonna have to change that aren't we? im just gonna have to treat you real soft til you learn it's safe

Ghb: fuck you're such a pitiable lil thing aren't you. why don't you trace your hand up your chest for me, just a lil bit of claw

Ghb: and then cup your cheek real soft

Dog: o. oh,,hm

Ghb: i wanna hold your face lil diamond, nuzzle up in your neck and tell you how precious you are to me

Ghb: just let yourself relax now okay? let me do the work for once <>

Ghb: you're such a pitiable lil doll, every time i look at you i feel like my blood pusher is about to stop. and you don't even know it? you don't even know what a sweetly pathetic lil thing you are? like a teeny lil purrbeast

Ghb: and you trust me so much, you shouldn't do that my lil diamond. you've seen the kind of things i can do. and yet i put my hand on your head and you melt like you ain't ever been touched gentle once in your whole life

Ghb: fuck i love to see that, i love you. im gonna keep telling you that til it gets in your pan proper

Ghb: i love you, i love you. im gonna take care of you always you hear me? you're always gonna be safe with me, im not gonna let a single damn person lay a hand on you without your permission

Ghb: you're probably starting to get a lil tired, i know you get all worked up and crash so fast. you gonna rest now lil diamond mine?

Dog: hhh y. yeah,,

Dog: m pale for you <>

Ghb: pale for you too lil lamb <> pale as bones and stardust :0)

Ghb: just a few more days and ill be home to pile with you proper

#barks #THIS MAKES ME FEEL SOME WAY

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