#where’s the buzzfeed meme

[lockoutkey]

I FOUND TMNT HOUSES IN MY CITY

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

[wraithwench]

Just relistened to Tales of a Field Hospital and the guy mentions a statement leak back in 1999… interesting… wonder if this will be relevant at all to the institute burning down in 1999…

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

For the questions for fic writers, 49 and 50 please?

49. What are you currently working on? Share a few lines if you’re up for it!

I've been bouncing back and forth between the last chapter of toy rosaries and the next chapter of nhthcth. Here's a few lines of toy rosaries:

Not two seconds later, they notice him gawping down at them like a fool. The man in the mask freezes. Claire jabs a finger at him like she’s tattling to the recess monitor. 

“He says this guy kidnapped a kid and we need him to tell us where he is.” 

Oh, so there’s where he kept the Devil. He hadn’t felt it in some time. But it’s right there, next to the pit in his chest. It seems comfortable as it finds its way up his pulse. 

“I’ve got a pair of pliers,” says Jack, jerking his head back from where he came. “If that’ll help.”

50. Answer any question of your choice, or talk about anything you want to talk about!

Let's do this one: 17. What highly specific AU do you want to read or write even though you might be the only person to appreciate it?

Okay so I have one for TMA and one for Marvel.

TMA: Danny, Jon, and Gerry Buzzfeed Unsolved AU. Jon runs into Agnes Montague while at Oxford, and it changes things. He goes on the run from the Web, picks up an amnesiac man he semi-accidentally rescued from some fucked up circus freaks, starts running even faster. They find a kind goth who joins them in their scooby adventures, because Jon is HIGHLY susceptible to serial killers and Gerry is kind enough to help him escape being bookified. They end up starting a ghost hunting YouTube channel, Ghost Hunt--not to be confused with Ghost Hunt UK, who hates them on a profound level--to cover up their monster hunting supernatural shenanigans. It gains immense popularity--because of Jon's skepticism about the existence of supernatural.

Marvel: the idea is that there are many Peter Parker's in the Multiverse, and the Collector just wants the one that no one would miss. A very lonely version of Peter gets nabbed right when he's starting off his Spider-Man career, before anyone even knows the name, by a Collector who's decided he's the centerpiece of his collection. This one is so dramatic. There's TRAUMA. There's SPACE. There's a GLADIATOR ARENA. There's MIND GAMES. the REVENGERS are there. And, Yes, I found a way for the Frank Castle's dead family to be there too. This is yet another one of my defridging the castle family stories. I am obsessed with this AU and it is so ridiculously niche. If anyone wants to ever read a space odyssey featuring Peter Parker and the Punisher's dead family, by fucking god, i have you covered.

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

Watcher truly burnt through their audience's good will and tainted their brand with that 'goodbye YouTube' thing. We know this, obviously, the immediate aftermath was swift and unanimously negative. But wow, are the effects still being seen.

I just found out the new ghost files season premiered two days ago and I have seen no one talking about it on this site.

Shane and Ryan visit a haunted site where a ghost named Big Dick Tom is known for sticking his finger in peoples butts and they on camera ask for their soft little holes to be fucked to prove the existence of ghosts

AND NOTHING

one of the spirit boxes says the word Knot and I have not seen a single meme about it. On the werewolf fucker site!

another spirit box tells them to beg and after a pause they in sync go yeah. OK. Sure. And crickets. On the kink site?

I dunno maybe they'll earn people's trust again, but it is Wild and kind of sad to see such clear decline in fan enthusiasm

audience decline can happen for loads of reasons, usually quality decay or cast/creative changes. People have noted they've been enjoying the watcher iteration of the show less than ye olde buzzfeed days but they were still watching anyway!

this their BIG IP. but its (comparatively) dead in the water.

the question is

who's watching watcher?

[metalbvcky]

Stucky Reclist | Summer Reading Bingo

This summer I made it a goal of mine to read several fics, like library reading challenges as a kid, and four months later I made a blackout! I’ve compiled all the works together with links, ratings, tags, and word counts. Each fic contains different genres/tropes/AUs and authors with various abilities of weaving their words.

Thanks to @ficreadingchallenge for hosting this event!

Meow | Teen+ | 4,372 (1/1) | leveragehunters

Square #1: pets Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Magical Realism, Cats, Ghosts, Happy Ending

23 Reasons I Want to Marry Steve Rogers | Gen | 764 (1/1) | FanFicAddict7

Square #2: remix fic pair Tags: No Plot/Plotless, Remix, Marriage Proposal, buzzfeed article, Journalist Bucky, Fluff

in the morning i'll be sober and you'll still be mine | Teen+ | 2,240 (1/1) | mcwho

Square #3: author's oldest fic Tags: Drunken Confessions, Kissing, Shameless Steve Rogers, Light Angst

What We Overheard | Mature | 2,015 (1/1) | Defiler_Wyrm

Square #4: secret relationship Tags: World War II, Period-Typical Homophobia, Secret Relationship, Bottom Bucky Barnes, Top Steve Rogers, Mentions of Historical Racism

Who we are | Explicit | 6,186 (4/4) | Late_to_party_81

Square #5: multichapter fic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, Beefy Bucky Barnes, Daddy Kink, Daddy Dom Steve Rogers, Sub Bucky Barnes

Painterly | Explicit | 8,463 (1/1) | avintagekiss24

Square #6: high school/college AU Tags: Gratuitous Smut, Bottom Bucky Barnes, Top Steve Rogers, Artist Steve Rogers, Alternate Universe - College/University, Jock Bucky Barnes, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates

finding our way back | Mature | 40k+ (series of oneshots) | brambleberet

Square #7: part of a challenge or event Tags: Domestic Discipline, Spanking, Dom Steve, Sub Bucky

when and where our eyes meet | Explicit | 2,518 (1/1) | luninosity

Square #8: happy ending Tags: Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied Sexual Contact

now we’re cookin’ with gas | Explicit | 7,103 (1/1) | angeleyeavenue

Square #9: slow burn Tags: Alternate Universe - Restaurant, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Chef Bucky Barnes, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers

Dream Daddy | Explicit | 108,071 (29/29) | JBankai89

Square #10: longfic (>25000 words) Tags: Alternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy Steve, Sugar Baby Bucky, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Age Difference, Fluff and Smut, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining

A Boatload of Problems | Not Rated | 3,358 (1/1) | CherriOnTop

Square #11: BIPOC main character Tags: Veteran Steve, Veteran Bucky, Not Canon Compliant, Survivors Guilt, First Meeting, Sam POV, the wilson boat

Frost Caught Fire On Our Lips | Explicit | 7,393 (1/1) | the1918, kocuria-arts (kocuria)

Square #12: fanart Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Small Towns, One Night Stands, Age Difference, Top Steve, Bottom Bucky

Incredible! 100 Year Old Man Finds Love | Teen+ | 2,457 (1/1) | bangyababy

Square: free space Tags: Captain America Steve Rogers/Modern Bucky Barnes (Shrunkyclunks), Buzzfeed, Memes, Trolling, Getting Together, Marriage Proposal, Humor

so easy to love you | Gen | 2,351 (1/1) | lavenderbucky

Square #13: take your fandom to work AU Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Steve Rogers Cooks, Cooking, Baking, Bucky Goes Back to College

the bleeding heart show | Explicit | 7,756 (1/1) | Tenillypo

Square #14: canon compliant Tags: Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Missing Scene, Escape from Siberia, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Bucky Barnes, Protective Steve Rogers, Protective Bucky Barnes, Laying Low in Wakanda, Unresolved Emotional Tension

last train home | Gen/Teen+ | 42,070 (series of oneshots) | sparkagrace

Square #15: fic written by someone who follows you Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Fluff and Angst, Getting Together, Slice of Life

Quarantine 101 with Dr. Rogers (and the Husband) | Teen+ | 5,575 (1/1) | lordeofstucky

Square #16: superpowers/no powers AU Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Quarantine, Online Classes, Bucky the Husband, Steve the Professor

Haunted | Mature | 1,826 (1/1) | ThePirateStorm

Square #17: unhappy/bittersweet ending Tags: Unrequited Love, Angst, Not A Fix-It, Canon Compliant, Hallucinations

Three Men in a VW | Teen+ | 3,563 (1/1) | Brokenpitchpipe

Square #18: fix-it fic Tags: Captain America: Civil War, Missing Scenes, Road Trip from Hell, Banter, Pining

My Peach and Your Plums | Teen+ | 1,005 (1/1) | buckybarnesdeservestobehappy

Square #19: short fic (<1000 words) Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Domestic Fluff, Steve Rogers Cooks, Food as a Metaphor for Love

My Heart Skips A Beat When I’m With You | Explicit | 5,460 (1/1) | innerslumber

Square #20: Holiday Fic Tags: Valentine's Day, Topping from the Bottom, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes

Ancient Dreams, Modern Land | Gen | 13,796 (1/1) | Greyspaces13

Square #21: angst Tags: Cabin Fic, Isolation, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Has PTSD, The Retreat Safe House (Marvel), Hurt/Comfort, Evil Alexander Pierce, Angst with a Happy Ending, Protective Bucky Barnes, Canon-Typical Violence

As Sharp as Satin | Explicit | 130k+ (WIP) | blackthorn_possum

Square #22: whump Tags: Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Platonic BDSM, Handler!Steve, Dom Steve Rogers/Sub Bucky Barnes

Stucky Bingo March 2023 Round Robin | Teen+ | 2,049 (1/1) | Dogsled, Girl_Back_There, Politzania, ralsbecket, Sivan325, TrinityDay

Square #23: multiple authors Tags: World War II, Captain America: The First Avenger, Steve Rogers Feels, Blood and Injury, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Hopeful Ending, Bad Flirting

Medically Necessitated | Explicit | 91,416 (WIP) | sarahyellow

Square #24: unfinished/work in progress Tags: Omegaverse, Doctor/Patient, Hurt/Comfort, Age Difference, Medical Kink

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[dumbass-duo-showdown]

Preliminary battle 1

Shane Madej & Ryan Bergara (buzzfeed unsolved) vs Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan (game grumps) vs Mark Fishbach (Markiplier) and Ethan Nestor (CrankGameplays) (unus annus) vs Rhett and Link (good mythical morning) vs Nathan Yaffe & Jacob Andrews (drawfee)

REMINDER! TWO DUOS WILL MOVE FORWARD THIS ROUND!

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT!

Buzzfeed Unsolved

they are the duo who brought us the 'i've connected the two dots' 'you didn't connect shit' meme

Game Grumps

they are two grown men playing video games BADLY on the internet for a DECADE. they're best friends and they make each other better but also dumber. for ten years Arin has been sucking spectacularly at video games and Dan has only ever encouraged and expanded on his shenanigans.

Unus Annus

there's this one vid on mark's channel where he, ethan, and this guy named tyler have a gingerbread house contest. Tyler makes an actually decent gingerbread house while mark and ethan fail to have theirs stand up. So they work together and somehow end up with a gingerbread house that is COMPLETELY CRUSHED. they manage to just add a lump of frosting and some sprinkles and are like "it's like chips and dip!!!" and then when the judges come over, they take turns explaining it, word by word, and say something like "our gingerbread house is better than tyler's because it's made with love" and then they hug. they end up tying with tyler somehow. i can also talk about the one high-production youtube channel they made but i feel that this drives the point better.

Good Mythical Morning

they do dumb silly shit constantly on youtube it's what they're known for

Nathan & Jacob

Well any two given people from drawfee picked at random could work but I love the energy these two have specifically (once they even told the same stupid joke at the same time!)

[chronicowboy]

my two pitches for the buckley siblings + josh scene is essentially me personifying the charlie day conspiracy meme AND the buzzfeed unsolved connected the dot memes by linking that interview answer with random bts from this season but i am committed to my cause. so here goes:

1. relationship troubles. buck is neglecting tommy for his own personal reasons (beginning to realise he might be in love with eddie) and is acting increasingly "ludicrous" about it in the wise words of oliver stark. so he goes to maddie and she's trying to ask him about how things with tommy are going but he just keeps talking about how worried he is for eddie and josh walks in like "oh don't worry about eddie we're going to a gay bar together tomorrow night 😳 i mean a regular bar. a straight bar. a bar for straights and gays. a bar with lots of hot chicks." maddie is having to talk buck through a panic attack. previously: eddie beginning to realise he might be gay, can't talk to buck about it (feels weird, might be in love with him), can't talk to hen about it (she knows him too well, would call him out on being in love with buck), can't talk to karen about it (she'd tell hen probably), can't talk to tommy about it (probably shouldn't talk to your best friend's boyfriend about maybe being in love with him). josh is the only person left. gritted teeth dragging his feet to coffee with josh where he's asking very cryptic hostile questions about his sexuality and journey and josh all jokingly goes "haha are you trying to tell me you're gay eddie hahahah- oh." and eddie shuts off completely and josh goes really honest and sincere about his experience and eddie's like "i really want to hate you" and josh goes "want to hate me at a gay bar on thursday night" and eddie says yes because buck and tommy have a date on thursday and he doesn't want to be alone in the house. (for evidence see: any oliver interview from post 8x01 and the picture of bryan in that rainbow guitar shirt)

2. buck's "uncomfortable truths" in his relationship with tommy are that he might actually be in love with eddie and is acting increasingly "ludicrous" about it for all of episode 5 and 6. goes to talk to maddie about how we worried he is for eddie and the mental state he's in right now and ignore the big glaring "im in love with eddie" sign flashing above his head. and maddie's trying to ask him about tommy but he keeps circling back to eddie like "nonono tommy's fine but eddie..." and josh walks in at this exact moment all "oh so u finally figured out the eddie thing :D" and maddie has to talk buck through a panic attack (for evidence see: any oliver post 8x01 interview and the fact that i want it really really bad)

[anonymous-dentist]

hey even if you don't write it can you talk about the celerity au it sounds interesting

Sure!

So Roier is a cosplayer who kinda only does Marvel and other superhero cosplays. He's most famous for his various Spider-Man cosplays, and the internet loves him and calls him Cute Spider-Man because he is, in fact, a cute boy. He went viral back when the first Spider-verse movie came out, and he's had a pretty big social media presence since (his Professional Insta is HUGE, but his TikTok is basically just him shitposting)

Meanwhile, Cellbit and Bagi do a podcast kinda like Buzzfeed Unsolved where they just talk about weird crimes and unsolved cold cases and crazy internet horror stories. Really random stuff, but it's popular enough for them to have a pretty sizeable audience even outside of Brazil. Bagi is studying criminal justice offline, so she always has something to say about how fucking stupid the cops are in all these stories, and Cellbit is an aspiring horror writer who wholeheartedly believes in a solid 99% of the supernatural stuff he talks about

The important thing here is that Cellbit and Bagi are faceless creators. They've never done a liveshow because they don't think their podcast is the most important thing in their lives. It's just for fun for them despite it being a big hit

Meanwhile even people not into cosplay or Marvel has a vague idea of who Roier is because he's a funny hot guy who goes viral for either his really realistic Spider-Man cosplays or a meme or something

Rumor has it that Roier has a partner- he can be seen talking to someone off-screen during his Instagram Lives and he sometimes mentions having a partner in his videos. But nobody knows who it is or if they're even real or if they're as fake as his "cousin" Melissa is

Meanwhile, Cellbit and Bagi have announced a hiatus on their podcast because Cellbit is moving house and they won't have time to record a new episode until he's settled

But one day Roier does a live and someone spots a really handsome guy walking out of a room in the background just blurry enough to be unrecognizable but in focus enough for people to go "Holy shit, is Roier gay????"

And the Internet Goes Wild

[edgy-dragon-trash]

The thing about me is that I Can keep doing this to you

I got bored and ur guy is so shaped

[breannasfluff]

Congrats on the milestone!

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Wind, thinking he's finally figured out that Time is Mask: I've connected the two dots. Time, wanting to cause chaos: You didn't connect anything. Wind: The dots, I've connected them.

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Four: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but— Legend: That's because you're too short to do so. Four: ...Listen here you f*cking—

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Twilight: *watching Wild "Korok hunt" after his second adventure with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? Wild: No. Absolutely not. They deserve it.

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Wild, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, Vah Roomba, be free! Legend: No, it's Nightmare Roomba! Hyrule: No way! It's totally a Roomba-dorf. Sky: Griah-roomba. Wild, Legend, and Hyrule at the same time: Shut up, you're not part of this!

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Possibly more coming later but enjoy for now. Congrats again on the milestone!

*silently backs up into the void again*

- Moon Anon

*pries you out of the void* stayyyyy

Also, you included a quote from the favorite Watcher boys so kudos! They used to be on buzzfeed, which is where the connect the dots meme came from.

Thank you! I’m proud of myself! My goal next year is actually to do less, haha.

[skz-bella]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮'𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨' 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙

Taglist: @curly-fr13s @elizalabs3

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

⌦ .｡.:*♡ CLIP ONE

During a fansign event, Bella was given a large diamond ring what could fit around her wrist. When it came time for the group to stand up and walk around the stage, she wore the gift on her wrist and turned to Stays.

"Someone gave me this gift but they didn't ask me an important question." She spoke, showing the gift to the Stays and the boys. Everyone screamed and awed at the gift. Jisung came up close and examined the ring and whistled into the mic.

"What didn't they ask you?" Minho asked, playing with a gift he got.

"When someone gives you a ring," Bella began to say. "Aren't you supposed to propose to them?"

This causes fans to scream and and fan who gave her the gift stood up and asked loudly if she could be his girlfriend. Bella laughs happily and is about to answer him when Hyunjin came and wrapped his arms around her waist and moved her away from the crowd, shaking his head.

"No, she's ours." He said while the other members laughed and Stays screamed happily at his words.

⌦ .｡.:*♡ CLIP TWO

It was during the 2nd World Tour and the group was holding a concert in Melbourne as one of their stops. At one point, the group went around the stage to interact with Stays. As Bella was walking around the stage and chatting with fans, she spotted a child.

What was weird however, was that the child was standing by themself and in between where the fans were and the stage; basically where the bodyguards and camera crew were. Moreover, they were standing by themselves, seemingly crying.

Bella wasted no time in jumping of the stage and walking towards the child, ignoring the screams of fans. She knelt down in front of them and the child looked at her.

"Hi," She greeted with a smile. "What's your name?"

The child answered. "D-Do-Young." "Okay, where's your mommy and daddy?" "I don't know." It was clear that the person they came with left the poor child alone. Afraid he was going to get trampled on, she picked him up and began to walk backstage. The surrounding guards immediately followed after her, making sure that the two are not harmed.

"It's okay, we'll find your parents." Bella whispered as she blocked his face from the flashing cameras of Stays while she smiled at them.

Because she was still performing, Bella had to leave him with her manager, telling him to enjoy the show and wait for his parents. It was only twenty minutes later that she was informed through her earpiece that the child's sister had come, and had proved with various photos that she was his sister.

They met during the short break between performances, and Bella saw the young child off with a smile and taking a photo with the older Stay.

⌦ .｡.:*♡ CLIP THREE

Bella was doing an interview with BuzzFeed Celeb, when she was asked what she liked doing in her free time apart from sleeping and exercising.

"I like to chat with Stays, our fans." She replied. "There was a time Chan had to take my phone because Stay and I were debating what was better to wear during the summer season."

"He barged into my room because I had been laughing and Lee Know was complaining that I was loud. I tried to take it back but he said he had to cause it was four o'clock and we had practice in two hours."

She laughed loudly as tears began to roll down her cheeks. "There was also a point I was sending memes in the Stay group chat and everyone would just send them back!!" It was this that made her fall off her chair, laughing her lungs out.

⌦ .｡.:*♡ CLIP FOUR

Bella was lying on her bed when the VLive started. Hyunjin and her happened to have rooms close to each other and rather have a live by himself, he figured why not have you join him. Meanwhile, Bella was busy reading a novel and was too tired to stand up from walking around with Seungmin the whole day so she talked with Stays from her bed.

After a few minutes, she felt some exhaustion fall over her and before she knew it, her eyes closed and she fell asleep. Hyunjin was unaware of this and continued to chat with Stays before he looked back at the bed as he had read the comments that Bella had fallen asleep.

He smiled softly before standing up and walking towards the side of the bed where Bella was sleeping. He gently picked her up before sliding under her, placing Bella on his chest.

The fans went wild as Hyunjin adjusted Bella so that she was comfortable. After a few minutes, Hyunjin could be seen scrolling through the comments as Bella laid on top of him, snoring quietly.

⌦ .｡.:*♡ CLIP FIVE

At one of their concerts, when it was time for the group to just talk with one another, Felix spoke up.

"Uh, before we continue," he began in English, "I want to get something straight."

"You?" Bella asked, immediately laughing as Chan playfully hit her arm while the others looked at her with a smile.

"No," Felix laughed as well. "I want to confirm something with Stay."

"What is it?" Han asked, curious to what he's going to say.

"Stay, Bella may be your girlfriend," Stays began to shout loudly as Bella giggled, hiding her face as she fawned embarrassment. "But...Bella is our," he gestured to the boys, "...our wife."

The shouts and screams became louder as Bella blushed and laughed while the boys all clapped and smiled, agreeing with him.

⌦ .｡.:*♡ CLIP SIX

Bella had read a poster that they should ask the boys questions about herself and if they can't, she can pour water on them. Naturally, being the menace she is, she agreed to this.

First victim: Changbin. "Changbinnie?" He looked at her as she approached him with a mischievous smile. "What's my favourite food to eat when I'm sad?" "Takoyaki or some tteokbokki." Bella looked at him in surprise as he replied immediately. She nodded her head and walked away.

Second victim: Seungmin. "Yah, Kim Seungmin!" "What?" He replied. "What happened on July 8th, 2019?" "You fell down the stairs and twisted your ankle, your cup of coffee fell as soon as you put it, you accidentally deleted Han's song for the next comeback, you hit Mina-sunbaenim on the head by accident and you got the flu. Summary, it was the worst day of the year for you." Bella blinked at him in shock before walking away, giving him a suspicious look.

Final victim: I.N: "Innie?" "Hmm?" The maknae hummed. "What do I like to do when I'm bored?" "Disturb others." The reply was immediate. "Hey!!" "I'm kidding. You like to take walks and take pictures for Stay to see. You also like cuddling into someone while you watch a romance or thriller." Bella smiled and walked away, satisfied with his answer.

In the end, no one was poured for water and the Stay who requested that was more than happy to see her request fulfilled by her idol.

⌦ .｡.:*♡ CLIP SEVEN

"Bella is a thief." Lee Know randomly said during a SKZ CODE episode.

"Excuse me?" She asked in confusion.

"You're excused." Lee Know smirked while Bella gave him a deadpan expression and the others laughed at her face.

"What do you mean I'm a thief?" She asked.

"You stole my heart." This time Han replied. "And also you stole Stay's heart."

The answer made Bella roll her eyes playfully, a smile shown on her face. "Guys, stop-"

"You also like to steal our clothes." She paused at Hyunjin's words and looked at him with an offended look. "I don't steal your clothes."

"Last week I saw you steal my hoodie!" I.N joined the fight. "It was the blue one with the koala!"

"I don't have that!" Bella was now getting flustered.

"I saw you wearing my Jordans five times last month." Changbin spoke up calmly but one could easily see the mischievous look in his eyes. "Now that I know you're lying! You were the ones wearing them!"

Chan, who had been laughing in his seat, stood up and walked towards Bella, stopping when he was right in front of her. "What?" She was annoyed at how the situation had turned out to be hence snapping at Chan.

He, however, smiled calmly before leaning down and grabbing the back of the shirt. He lifted the tag and smiled before looking at the female member. "Isn't this my shirt you're wearing."

The silence that filled the room was loud and it was shuttered in an instant by Han and Hyunjin's laughter while the rest stared in shock. Before Bella could defend herself, he spoke again. "I made sure to tag all my stuff because of you so don't even try to deny it."

The scene cuts to a sulking Bella leaning on Felix's side as he laughed, while the other members comforted her telling her she could steal their clothes any time she wants and that they don't mind.

⌦ .｡.:*♡ CLIP EIGHT

This moment was recorded during a fan interaction. Bella was visiting her relatives in Germany when fans heard that she was visiting. They immediately went to the airport and greeted her, excited to see her. Fortunately fans were considerate and didn't push, not wanting her to dislike their country.

When she was exiting the airport, dozens of bodyguards were lined up to prevent fans from coming close to her. As she waved to fans all around her, she noticed someone standing at the edge of the crowd, wearing nothing but a shirt and shorts. It was during the cold season and the temperatures were quite low, so it worried Bella to see someone wearing something for summer in that weather.

After informing her manager, she went to the person, a young boy who looked no more older that 18. He was holding a blank paper and pen, for an autograph. What made her confused was how he seemed so uninterested yet desperate for her signature.

Bella took of her jacket and hung it around the boy's shoulders. He seemed surprised, but it soon turned into relief as he felt the warmth. Soon, someone came to take the boy to hospital like she had requested. He was surprised and Bella simply gave him a wink and he went.

A few hours later, a report on the child abuse of a young man by their extended family would reach the national news, and the picture of the young boy that Bella had met that day was shown. She would never tell, but she saw bruises when she was covering him up. She was glad that the boy was safe now.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

[trashworldblog]

WATCHERINAS!!!

VOTE SHANE MADEJ FOR ULTIMATE FUNNY MAN!!

HERE!!

creator of many memes

pretends to be a demon, just for the bit (or is it a joke?)

he's created an entire universe just from some png animations and some story he came up while he drove to work. and has made some BANGER SONGS!! but the music doesnt stop there...

AND THATS JUST HIS BUZZFEED DAYS

What is he doing now?

["served cunt" image made by the wonderfully hilarious @joyful-soul-collector thank you for the comedic art i love this photo so much /gen]

Crafting a puppet show that teaches history, has deep lore, and the main bit is that his best friend (ryan bergara) cannot win. ALSO!! THERE ARE SONGS!!! SANG BY PUPPETS

[s5 puppet history spoilers next paragraph]

he is SO committed to the bit that in the 5th season (yes, the 5th season, the show has only been ongoin for 3 years) he created a whole arc where the professor timetravels, has a dinosoar family, ryan meets the genie, and a hologram version of the professor has kidnapped ryan and been pretending to be the professor for the whole season!!

(ive hit max image number but I STILL HAVE MORE POINTS)

Hes also still ghost hunting with ryan on ghost files! he fought a ghost, had a nice chat with the babadook, and got called a nerd by a ghost (and also been being a little shit by hiding the walkie talkie from ryan, and has been playing with haunted dolls)

hes been exploring this weird and wonderful world!! and been falling on his ass and eating fun things! hes failing compitions! and dancing!

HE ALSO HAS A FUNNY LITTLE CAT NAMED OBI

(stands for orange boy, he's an orange little guy :D )

VOTE SHANE MADEJ FOR ULTIMATE FUNNY MAN!!

also if he wins i will send him a trophy that I am currently working on :D

[peachesofteal]

Absolutely enamored with The Ocean I can’t even possibly explain how many boxes it is ticking but it’s just so so Good. I have soooo many theories about the girl’s mother/John’s ex (??) and how the wolves are tied in but truly it doesn’t matter because each new chapter had me on the edge of my seat and avtually freaked out at times!!! I love that you’ve built lore (perhaps not intentionally and I’m just crazy making connections where there aren’t any - like that buzzfeed unsolved meme) but regardless I’m just ugh obsessed. Just wanted to send my appreciation to you 💓🐺🌲🌊

Ahh thank you! I love writing The Ocean, it’s so fun and such a cool little world to explore. Im definitely trying to build lore into it without making it feel overdone, I’m so happy you’re enjoying it 🩵

[hero-israel]

People are still trying to say consequences of war (in this case stress induced miscarriages) are actually an intentional attempt at genocide of Palestinians and I am just so annoyed. Unless they can prove Israel is causing these women to miscarriage with full intent it isn’t genocide. They know this deep down they just don’t care

https://x.com/soulkhan/status/1747759699234013470?s=46&t=EG0815iq-Yl0MxWghs-F_Q

Boy, do I wish the entire Facebook-driven listicle pseudomedia complex would just fucking die already. Uproxx, Buzzfeed, Kotaku, Jezebel, they're all just gossipy op-eds meant to be Shared instead of understood. The real, professional press can be bad enough with spreading fake reports from shifty sources; algorithmic tabloids are beneath contempt.

Jezebel's "Israel" tag includes SEVEN articles about how particularly bad this war has supposedly been for pregnant women. And I'm sure it has been bad. But they have nothing devoted to the 10/7 attack, nothing on the sexual violence against Israeli women, except once where they complain people try to use it to change the subject. The outlet's undisguised lack of sympathy for Israeli women targeted by Hamas makes it hard to take their complaints, or their advocacy for women, at face value.

Also, I remember the "sonic boom miscarriages" allegations that were also reported by Gaza health sources, and that were propagated by The Lancet during the same time period when they turned their pages over to KKK-meme shitlords who warned about Jewish economic conspiracies. Funny how in the history of warfare since jets went supersonic, people only ever claimed they cause miscarriages in Gaza and nowhere else, and then they stopped claiming it.

[wawamouse]

[bursts into your inbox as if we were having a conversation you were definitely not aware we were having] -one reason we need more slightly more modern outside AUs is: how unhinged could the texts between Chico and Miguel get?? The possibilities for conversational wtfuckery with these two!!

(I'm sure for the longest time it would be the most short and uninformative texting desert where they barely go beyond "u hungry?" and "k" level communication. But there would be bursts of amusing absurdist insanity that goes on and on.)

Yes this was prompted by something you reblogged on another blog, and I came here to tell you rather than politely musing in my own area.

Wow you’re so right, we need to make miguel and chico millennials…. or we just need to give them cellphones lol

(for those wondering, the post I reblogged was this )

also i do think “k” & leaving on read is miguel’s style of communication (toward chico) but probably only because i headcanon chico texting him like an insane person, both when he like-likes miguel and also when he hates him (bc that's hardly going to make him leave miguel alone lol). i could see him firing off an essay in single line texts and god help miguel when chico discovers audio messages (but at the same time, i think miguel would send audio messages more) (which chico would love because… come on 😂). i think miguel is better at cyber stalking someone than chico tho (ok now i’m just going into my Technology Headcanons). just, like, miguel is better at researching than chico. but chico knows more about torrenting and vpns and anti-virus stuff. also his bookmarks bar has a bunch of porn sites saved if we're being real

idk, i just don't see miguel as a texting person 😂 I think he prefers face-to-face communication or talking on the phone where as chico who probably has a really aggressive way of texting and also he uses T9 lol

i also think chico would send truly indecipherable memes sometimes, not because he thinks they’re funny (he doesn't get them) but because he just compulsively forwards every little piece of internet junk, clickbait, memes, buzzfeed quizzes, etc, straight to miguel, not really caring if he even responds or not bc anything he Actually wants miguel to see, he'll just bring up in person...

2 AU thoughts that immediately jumped to mind:

they meet as wrong numbers—like, one of them accidentally texts the wrong new contact or something—they got a fake number (haha), etc., and then the other person responds and they have a sort of curt conversation of realising they have theyre talking to a stranger before being like Whoops my bad! ...but then weeks later when the first guy (let's just say, chico - that' kinda what i'm imagining anyway) mistakenly texts miguel again bc he never deleted the contact info. and he's like totally shitfaced too so he just ends up calling miguel and being like HEY Come get me. I'm at xyz location!! … and that’s how they meet—because Miguel is moderately bored and curious and he thinks Chico will have drugs 😂 (maybe he’s mentioned it idk) (anyway he does have them) ...

dating app AU (cough hook up app) 💀 they chat/sext for a long time more as like friends for a while... idk, some people you just sort of end up befriending and having longer running fun conversations with / gossip about your other hook-ups on the app bc there's more to it in a way. they end up exchanging actual phone numbers and chatting bc they have a lot in common—even know the same clubs and know they don't live that far apart, but they just don't meet up right away. And then it gets kind of weird bc at a certain point, they're more lookng forward to meet up but then it's like damn, what if the spark isn't there in person 😵‍💫 what if they meet up, have sex, and then never text each other again or it all falls apart or something. And then something something, when they finally go Fuck It and decide to meet up and get it over with, they get completely sidetracked (just gotta do a minor job real quick! swing by a location!) in a Date Ends Up With Them Almost Getting Shot and Running For Their Lives type way. but good news: even though they bicker like hell in person, and each find the other vaguely infuriating, the spark is definitely there 👀