#where’s ryan 🤪

[yasminhananis]

i hate him and this fucking interview

[ninjablisss]

MHA Characters as Text Messages I've Received From My Friends

𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑠 1𝑎:

Denki Kaminari: But then quickly delete your search history because that's embarrassing

Ejiro Kirishima: I KNEW IT(no I didn't. It was an uneducated guess)

Fumikage Tokoyami: My bird

Izuku Midoriya: Maybe how it did in my ugly ass Roblox drawing from elementary school

Katsuki Bakugo: Bye the friend sounds evil even though they were probably 10

Koji Koda: Why did you send me the official Lion King Trailer?

Kyoka Jiro: Someone on discord head cannoned me as bi once and it was so weird

Mashirao Ojiro: They're both cutie patootie blondes

Mezou Shoji: Just as long as it doesn't look furry or animal like

Mina Ashido: Dang on my tombstone I would just want something stupid like "it's kinda dark down here"

Minoru Mineta: I wish I could still grow taller😭

Momo Yaoyorozu: Depressed, really attached, charismatic, INTELLIGENT (bc she knows so many languages and random stuff), amiable

Ochaco Uraraka: You're not a mean person I swear by that

Rikidou Satou: I am gender glutton

Sero: Ofc another Armin Kurapika lookalike

Shoto Todoroki: His dad is a huge prick

Tenya Iida: not yet I have been too focused on schoolwork

Toru Hagakure: I don't know enough about your parents to really have an opinion

Tsuyu Asui: Better not be an anthropomorphic animal.

Yuga Aoyama: Oh I know he's a blond!

𝘗𝘳𝘰 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘦𝘴:

All Might: First of all the meme yes. I mean what can I say I love hot middle-aged dilf men 🥴🥵🤪🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Endeavor: What the heck kind of parenting is that?

Hawks: Do you know about the joke and memes about the duolingo bird holding people's families hostage and stiff

Midnight: Because. I too am a bottom!

Mirko: Women? Mommy dom women.

Mount Lady: true, true I would have a whole army of boyfriends my own personal gang of men

Present Mic: Blue eyes? Tall? Maybe longish hair?

Shouta Aizawa: Does he even have eyes??? Jk I don't what know what I'm saying

𝘝𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴

Dabi: Shops at hot topic might be one of the worst reasons to excuse his actions I fear ☹️

Himiko Toga: Was it a love triangle

Overhaul: Ah a dilf

Shuichi Iguchi: LOL MIKE WAZOWSKI??

Tomura Shigaraki: Dude the world would end if I took over tho, like I would be like kill them all but my friends and their families, and my family, and probably a couple celebrities like Danny DeVito, keanu reeves, Ryan Reynolds and tom hiddleston. but other people would be doomed

Twice: Probably just cloning

𝘖𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴:

Eri: I see a animal or wholesome child they will be adopted

Mei Hatsume: Dang I had a dream where I was pretty much on what i could only describe as chaos out of context

Neito Monoma: ah yes how could I forget the psychopathic sentient dorito

[outrunningthedark]

You reminded me of one of the funniest things I’ve seen in this fandom. After the coma episode, when fans were trying to rationalise why Eddie didn’t have much of a role, someone posted something like “it was the scenes they didn’t show that say the most”. Buddie: it’s just like jazz.

asdfghjkl;

I don’t know how many people here were already reading the writing on the wall by the time the coma episode came around, but let us paint a picture:

[Kristen tells the media Bobby and Chimney will play important roles in the aftermath of Buck’s accident]

Fandom: “She’s not gonna tell us anything about EDDIE! We’re supposed to be surprised!”

[Aisha reveals during an IG live that Ryan doesn’t really know what happens in the coma episode - makes sense when he wasn’t in those parts 🤪]

Fandom: “Come on, guys. Do you think anyone from the cast is gonna spoil Eddie’s part? She’s just joking.”

Bonus: Aisha making a joke and asking if Buck feels enlightened (get it? lightning? 😄) and Oliver turning to look at Ryan (possibly because he said something out of ear shot? imagine!) was a sign! Why would Oliver look at Ryan right at that moment? 😩

And then, as we may recall, Eddie had the smallest role of anyone in the firefam. No bedside confession. Not even a bedside talk. And no need to be in the coma dream.

But it was FINE. Everything was FINE.

Eddie not being in the coma dream made perfect sense! Eddie would not have ended up where he did if he didn’t meet Buck!

(…Let’s ignore the fact that this interpretation elevates Buck to some kind of white savior, which was expressed within the fandom and received quiiiite a bit of criticism in return…)

I know the phrase you had to be there gets thrown around a lot, but really. You just had to be there to appreciate the complete fucking meltdown in real time.

[tea-potato-gt]

The Restoration Program as memes for @kendsleyauthor and @marydublinauthor

I’ve had this book for a while, but I waited to read it till I was in a good headspace because I knew it was gonna be ROUGH, and I’m glad I did 🫣😬🫡Although, anything that has to do with the Trinket universe is was gonna be messed up… 🫠🫠🫠

*spoilers ahead*

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Everytime someone says “What was lost has been restored,” I think: “The Greater Good” 😶

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Ryan: “Just because you would’ve happily let mom die if you were in my position…”

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Me if I put the book down at page 208 (the wedding) and lived the rest of my life in ignorant bliss😌👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️

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Ryan if he was in the department store and that child tried to grab Nicole. (No one would have been safe.)

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Ryan: “I’ll never be like him, I promise you.”

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Me @ Ryan when he starts isolating Nicole from other people:

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Ryan: “Just because you can’t take care of Rebecca the same way anymore doesn’t give you the right to judge me for how I handle my own business.”

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People online theorizing what NüPrints are…

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Nicole: “You never would have done this to me if I was human!”

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Carlos and Dr. Burman running away together

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Me @ Ryan when he disrespected Nicole’s bodily autonomy, ignores her feelings on where she wants to go or see, deliberately lied about getting kicked out of the partners group, gaslit her, cheated on her, Killed her, and especially when he doesn’t listen to her when she says no:

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Me at the implication they already started making the Trinkets…

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Nicole:

Darlene:

Ryan at the end: (He gaslit, gatekept, and girlbossed too close to the sun) (And it seems like he never learned…)

Carlos:

Dr. Burman when someone derails his sessions:

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Me after finishing the Restoration Program:

After thoughts…

I will say, I knew this was going to have a bad ending from all the posts on Insta and Tumblr. So from the start I had a feeling Ryan was going to end up killing Nicole. (So… Yay me? I got it right?)

My original theory was that she was going to be the first Print to get pregnant (I think I remember reading that Prints can have kids and Trinkets can’t. Maybe I made that up.) And THEN he was going to kill her.

I will say, when they were discussing bringing her back to life (after Ryan killed her), I was so scared they were gonna turn her into a Trinket. I really thought that’s where this was going… but Nicole’s ending was a lot worse. A never ending cycle of life and death, not knowing what happened in her previous lives or if Ryan will really learn and do better.

I think the worst part about all this is that in the eyes of the law, Nicole is not considered human anymore (more like property), and because of this, Ryan never faces any consequences for killing her (possibly MULTIPLE times). So as long as Ryan (or anyone for that matter) has enough money, they can keep making mistakes and hurting/killing the Prints with no repercussions... The sentiments that they are not humans and have no right will eventually lead to the mistreatment of Trinkets and the ostracization of the Prints in the future. People will justify the mistreatment of Trinkets because most of them were convicted of crimes (falsely accused or not), so people think Trinkets are getting what they deserve.

I think I’m a little traumatized by red string🤪

Now I need to go lie down. 🫠

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Awesome story as always! 💙

[ghostiiess]

[NSB HEADCANONS] - making your apartment spooky with justin

pov: title says it all!

warnings: some swears here and there, i think that’s all? Let me know if there’s more!

type: fluff

member: justin phan

REBLOGS AND LIKES ARE VERY APPRECIATED!

so you guys just finished shopping

this year, with your boyfriend justin, you both decided that it would be a great thing to do a halloween party in your appartment

but of course, to make a good and unforgettable halloween party, you need to decorate the place!!

otherwise, it is not really a halloween party, it’s just….well, a party

(More under the cut!)

so jp offered his help to decorate your apartment with you!

« I’m telling you babe… in 2h, this apartment will looks spooky af! »

this man was ready.

you only asked him to bring his bluetooth speaker

this man brought your favorite fall drink, and A LOT of decorations

like this man bought stuff for like $100...

you will have enough decoration, i think.

you already had some decorations in your apartment, but this man bought even more (bc he said “what if we miss any?”)

you won’t have to go out for buying some more

at least, i hope not 😂

btw, he forgot the bluetooth speaker.

“Omg, I totally forgot!”

he would put the music on your tv or something like that

he would put a halloween music playlist

“this is the best halloween song, don’t you agree baby?”

and he would vibe so much, he would not be able to stop dancing or like sing the song

this man knows how to decorate a room!!

like idk how to explain it, but he knows where things goes

he knows how to make a great ambience with the decorations and what to buy…

i hope you understand what im trying to say 😅

“more to the left…. okay, now that’s too much.. just a little bit more to the right and you’re all set”

he would try to scare you with jumpscares

then fail.

“i bought this halloween mask just for you"

yes, you heard him.

he spent $15 for a halloween mask that didnt even scared you.

also, he would put fake spider and bats on your wall, i hope you are not scared of them…

“this is starting to look great!”

he also bought fake spider web

“spiderman will come to us!”

he would be so concentrated…

like, he would not stop until your apartment look spooky

“do you think we should add this banner on this wall?”

“you look so cute when you’re all focused like that..”

he would not be able to stop smiling

“my love, you are doing such a great job!”

“sweetie? could you help me for a sec?”

he would be the type to let you decorate for a while just bc he was busy making you something sweet to eat (or to drink)

“because you worked so well, you deserve this lil’ reward”

he’s a cutie :(

he would put LED light in your bathroom, in the living room, literally everywhere he can hahaha

also, he would tease you so much

you would put a fake monster mask and he would be like 😐😐

but then, when you would take it off, he would be like 🫨🫨

"damn, your face scared me! put that thing back on!"

he is only teasing, i promise you

but he's still a lil' bastard to say that 🤪😚😇

just kidding, ily jp

after a lot of preparation, decorations, making snacks, blablablaaaa..

it was the halloween party!!

let's say everyone LOVED how your apartment was decored

i would like to say that most of your decorations were still perfectly intact after the party, but it would be a lie…

the 4h of decoration n preparation was worth it 😌

you did a party with 7 boys (and their girls) full of energy (okay 6 if we don't count ryan bc watching animes > partying) + there was some alcohol…

phan bought soju !!

if you can't drink / not in the age to drink, he would make you juice or a special drink

drinks that taste like alcohol, but that don't have any alcohol in it?

anyways! hope your enjoyed your halloween party with jp

yes idk how to end this rip

taglist! (open! send an ask if you'd like to be in it!) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf @hyuneee0 @yawnzzznnn @ghostyycat7

bold can't be tagged.

[verslxt]

jj maybank - ‘kooks stick to kooks. not pouges’

heyyy it’s ya girl 🤪. from the recent poll i have done jj maybank was the obvious winner. but like it’s jj. anywaysss *debby ryan ear tuck* i’ll start out everyish story with a run down of the characters. hopefully you like this story! anyways - anything crossed out/italicized/both is an a/n

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y/n kipps ~ a kook. a very rich one at that. hangs out with kiara from time to time. has the most massive crush on jj though. doesn’t let her money get to her head too much. helps out the pouges with a lot of things. some call her a pouge others call her a kook

kiara carrera ~ ‘kie’. sun dyed hair. very pretty. i mean like have you seen her actors instagram, mommy who. been hanging out with y/n since birth practically. hate love relationship with y/n’s friend sarah though. a kook but hangs out with the pouges

john b. routledge ~ ‘leader’ of the pouges. sarah cameron’s boyfriend-ish. chill with y/n thought she was annoying at first but she gets them beer and ac after hurricane aggie. so he likes her

jj maybank ~ oohhh this boy. always sneaking off with y/n. his reason ‘she’s not a pouge! i can fuck her’. makes kiara laugh every-time. her rebuttal ‘what if she becomes a pouge?’

sarah cameron ~ dating-ish john b. y/n teases her about it sometimes. not all the time though. a part of the pouges possibly leave me alone i’m only on episode 4 or 5 man i can’t remember

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kooks stick to kooks. it’s been best into your head ever since you were 5 when you started hanging around kiara and the other pouges.

you were getting ready for midsummer at sarah’s house

“kooks stick to kooks. you know what y/n that’s fucking bullshit! i went off with john b! my parents didn’t care”

“yea! why should mine care if i got off with jj! he’s a good kid pft yea about thatt

full y/n fit y’all have prob seen season 1 and seen sarah’s midsummer fi

you turned around

“holy shit! you look fucking perfect”.

“thank you! holy shit. mommy?”

you and sarah laughed

~time skip~

“hey sir!”

that’s when jj turns around

“holy shit jj!”

jj hugs you. he pulls away and messes with your hair a little bit

“as beautiful as the day i met you!” you smiled at the compliment jj gave you

“do you know where sarah is? john b asked me to give her something”

you nodded “i know where she is. as long as you can get me some dr. pepper and some tequila”

jj smiled “i can try. give this to sarah”

you grabbed jj’s face “your coming to my house tonight. my parents’ll be out getting drunk. i’ll help you with your scars”

that’s when you kissed him

“sarah!”

“yea”

you handed her the note “john b”

you saw sarah’s face light up. she loved john b. you knew it. she knew it. and you loved jj. but only you knew it. sarah only thought that it was a friends with benefits situation. no, you were falling hard and fast

~time skip~

you and jj entered your house

“holy shit your a fucking rich kook”

“yea yea shut up”

you and jj went up to your room having a close call with your brother. you shoved jj into your bathroom. you had him take off his tux.

“holy shit jj. rafe is such a bitch”.

“yea your telling me” i was so glad when his dad kicked him out holy fuck

you had him help you with your zipper as you changed into the cardigan like a little sweater—one that’s not knit but one that doesn’t have a hood either

“hey uhm y/n”

as soon as you turned around jj kissed you. you backed up falling on top of your bed. jj falling on top of you

“i like you y/n, i like you a lot. and i wanna be more than friends with benefits. i wanna be the one you wake up to in the morning” jj said

“i don’t really care that your a kook either”

“but jj, it’s been best into my head ever since i was a kid kooks stick to kooks. jj i’m sorry”

“run with me then! pack a bag! come on baby. be like sarah, let’s run. you can be a pouge”

you smiled and grabbed a bag “help me pack” you threw him the bag and some clothes

and that was it

no longer a kook, a pouge

y/n kipps ~ a pouge.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ omg i hope you love it! you can give me pointers about how to fix it if you want me to! it’s fine by me. hopefully you liked it!

[bilosan]

Psssst. Can I please pre-emptively request a gif set for Monday night? Where's it's that s2 promo of ryan saying he saved oliver and oliver saying he held him in his arms gently and put it with whatever happens with eddie saving buck 🫡🤪🥰😍 xoxo you are the best

hell yeah, you got it babe. we'll see if that quote fits or if i'll have to use "i pulled them out but i didn't save them" instead 😵‍💫😭

[nolivingsoul]

if 7x12/7x13 aren't the last episodes in the 50s I'm afraid roberto will surpass ryan murphy in my shit list because you can't, after choosing to not wrap everyone's story in s6, spend so much time of your last season ever in a time where your characters don't remember who they are. ten episodes was my limit and they're filming 7x11 now 😵‍💫 it's not something satisfying to watch as a viewer, and especially after mistreating the bad deviant lesbian ship 🤪 like they PLAN to reunite them?? they PLAN to give them an happy ending so???? and throwing some random issues in their relationship during the last two seasons knowing damn well they need an on screen resolution, conversations and to be shown in an adult functional relationship for enough time while choosing to not give them that payback is a choice. it should be obvious but roberto doesn't give a fuck about dykes so. could've been fun had season 6 was used to tell a story tho but it wasn't the case so here we are

[theorist-influencer-untitled]

6.30.24 Sunday

7:43 am

Still,have windblow...

Happy Blessed Sunday!

It is weird,I'm awaken by a dream in my voice a female voices saying "I'm already dead and I love you and I will take care of you" while she is crying.... Hearing some other female and male voices who are crying as well...

Hmm...

Happy Birthday for my brother RV.... Happiness and healthy life.

Drinking my first cup of coffee and still thinking of money and job and I do like my first cousin and I'm not yet over him unless it's Garret hahaha that is weird to have...

On my personal life, I wanna get some attention and I miss having it with my old good friends and some new but I choose them carefully.... I want me prepared but now I'm not... But do I have to???

Where is Mitch? TIMES UP! What is she doing??? 17 years too much of being a mystery even the rest.

Best-friend's list:

1. Apple 2. Mitchang 3. Willa Biology in De La Salle coz I know 2 Willa's the other is on Medicine School 4.Roshena Isaac 5. JP Alintanahin 6. Brien Neil Cantimbuhan 7. Antonietto Saberon 8. Noreen Caparas 9. EMS 10.Chariz 11. Monette 12. Rose Marie Lasco 13. Ivan 14. Renalyn Espinoza 15. Rina 1 & 2 16. Karen Jarata 17. Jerome 18. Thea 19. Leomen Rizalde 20. Ely 21.Mark Torres 22. Cristine Sysu 23. Eric Judar

24. Rocky Willis-- We met in FEU-RECTO supposed to be we are both doctors but I wasn't that matured... He was my first adult bf but then I'm not sure of his entire name... I'm that crazy, right? I don't even know his birthday....I'm crazy, my mind was lost in the clouds. He was sweet and nice and he treated me like a kid but I was cursed but partly it was my innocence that killed me. Now, I know he is a fully pledge doctor and I told him from the past years to help me... Help me figure out something... Before he became a doctor, he was a med tech. He is inteligent but old fashioned and weird.... Always smiling... I wanted him to be on my bestfriend's list coz I want him to back me up to be lifted up again without any judgement or without any hindrance of ending as brotherhood and sisterhood.

25. Villeny-- We met 3rd year high school in Immaculate Conception Academy and we became in the same circle. She was naturally intelligent but lazy. She loves to eat and never actually diet and always smoking with my some other friends. Always protecting me as well and smiling at me...

26. Joy Fuentacillia-- We met in Feu-Recto.... Comedian and pretty and chubby and having a smooth milky skin. Supposed to be we are doctors but it didn't happen coz we were still immature... She always care for me and always prioritize me. Protecting me in a way on other men,always hugging me... She has asthma every now and then and went to states, we both stopped attending med school. It felt like a high school life with her.

27. Ryan Denosta-- We met on the purgatory of road train... I didn't know that I could easily fall for that thin and white and good looking guy who smiled at me and I smiled back at him. He was skinhead that time having kissable lips and as if a student of De La Salle or Ateneo but he is all the way from Kalibo Aklan. I got him fresh and people thought he was just using me though I was fat that time. The 2nd adult bf that I had without guilt, I think my maturity was growing but not yet fully developed on some other things. I just want him as my bf and all I know was he was bf that I can be with anytime I want... I don't have plans to go back... I just wanna know if he is part of the people here who made a movement without asking my permission like "Mitch"😂🥰😘🤩🤪? I want him to be my brotherhood and nothing else now... I can see him again,if I have a big celebration with the rest of my friends but I'm not yet prepared. He doesn't have the right to give a verdict on me here coz I was spoiled and I had good friends way back here and this is my place here in Cavite. But of course I have my personal life now, for the meantime...

And now...

I wanna have my cousin white ....

Dead but never bled??? I love my cousin-white...

I love you...

8:58 am

Still,have windblow...

I wanna leave Cavite if I can... I want my cousin white, I truly like him. Garret is an artist that I truly admire....I don't know if he can exist in-front of me. But there is this thing that it will haunt me forever my cousin-white...

I feel hurt here for so long...

I need to do things that I need to do.... Like visiting sand dunes in ilocos....

I wanna travel and start a life hoping to get back my cousin-white and buy starbucks everyday and some vanities...

10:43 am

Weird... Laura Palmer? Twin Peak...

I read about the book about "Twin Peak" .... are we that Mitch???

10:50 am

Still,have windblow...

Where is Mitch? Excellence or Negligence???

I wanna get back my cousin-white if not Garret but the safest and it will haunt me, I just don't like my cousin-white being closer to the other cousins here, " the girls cousin"... I will feel jealous and I hate being 2nd on him here even on cousins!

3:45 pm

Still,have windblow...

These people are in black ritual... Irreligious people. Angels can you call these people in the dark ritual...

4:02 pm

Still,have windblow...

I wanna leave Cavite... I feel so frustrated.... I can't get a job and I wanna get my cousin-white and save me from these flat life... I wanna travel and nose perfection....

I still feel ugly,fat and old for nothing...

5:23 pm

I feel jealous for so long...

I want my cousin-white back and I hate being 2nd choice here!!!

I hate it if they just wanted me coz they couldn't get success then they want me as their 2nd choice!!!

17 years to much for making me feel stupid here!!! Here in Cavite...

I want my cousin white back...

5:50 pm

Angels can you please get me a free lawyer in the Philippines who is bilingual... Taglish...

6:01 pm

It feels weird a depressing afternoon this Sunday... Not because of that but it is my inner emotion.

6:23 pm

I will go live later on Tagged angels.. I'm just chilling this depressing afternoon, it is a weird feeling this afternoon.

10:17 pm

Still, have windblow...

I feel jealous,the windblow is somehow fake and unfair....

I must have success in life... It doesn't mean I don't have son-human but a son-dog, it doesn't mean I must not get success... I'm a college graduate but they smashed me here in Cavite!

[buddieisgoingcanon2024]

The Buddie Stans are treated as the worst, as the irrational, but I have already read comments about Ryan's interview in which he said that at the end of the season he was going to be more isolated than ever, in which they already wish the worst for Eddie , to the point where they want him to have a psychotic break and lock him up in a mental institution.

We are anon. That’s crazy about him maybe being mental. 🤪

[inkdrinkerworld]

*debby ryan hair tuck* same babes... same 😔🤪

https://www.tumblr.com/inkdrinkerworld/740039130932789248/thinking-heavily-about-the-fact-that-the-last-time

😭😭😭I made a promise to myself though that this year is ‘for the plot’ so we’ll see where that lands me😚😚

[outrunningthedark]

okay question! Where did all the Tommy/Buck speculation come from? How did it start? Why were we speculating Tommy was coming back in the first place? I think I missed how it all started. I mean I enjoy it, I just want to know how it started before the basketball of it all.

The timeline (long, but you get the full picture):

-> Ryan followed him on IG. Myself and some others said that he wouldn’t be following a past cast member he never had to interact with if Lou wasn’t coming back in some capacity (True!)

-> Fandom made up a scenario where the Buckley-Diaz fam was going to be on a basketball court and someone (they originally wanted Chris) got injured because JLH accidentally posted a portion of a scene where you could see Buck and Maddie are gonna talk about it

-> I was asked if I thought Eddie was the more likely option. I said that if it wasn’t Eddie, I was curious if it would be Tommy because of the IG follow (because I wasn’t making deadlines on how long he’d be around)

-> Another person sent in a joke about Buck not liking Tommy because he gets friendly with Eddie and Buck feels “left out”.

I said that I could see that exact scenario playing out because it’s Tim calling the shots and he likes to write Buddie scenes that aren’t explicitly Buddie.

Buck gets defensive thanks to the “new guy” -> feels like he has something to prove -> Tommy figures out what’s up, maybe because of Eddie -> tells Buck he wasn’t trying to “intrude” -> conflict resolved, start of a possible friendship if Tommy were to stick around this season

I called it Buddie 2.0 because that is, ofc, what happened in 2x01.

You can guess how people reacted 😛

-> Before we knew about basketball scene, I had said that I think Buck or Eddie coming out was a possibility in the first ABC season if the goal is to tell the audience what show they’re watching and give them the option to check out early. (See: Michael and Tarlos)

Someone asked me if I thought Tommy could be an intro of sorts to Buck realizing his attraction to men.

I said that I wouldn’t rule it out because Buck is likely to be single vs. Eddie in a relationship still and I don’t feel comfortable saying no when this fandom has a tendency of “predicting” the complete opposite of canon when it comes to LIs.

Apparently, I have a lot of stalkers because now I’m “that blog” pushing a theory when really all I’m doing is having a conversation about hypotheticals with other people that doesn’t upset me. Because I accept that Buddie ain’t happening right now.

…and that’s what you missed on Glee! 🤪

[kindahoping4forever]

5SOS IG Story

[leolaroot]

the elements im most aware of for why are

1 while watching the charavter perform evwn from season one im constantly thinking about how kate mulgrew allegedly treated jeri ryan onset

2 her fans on line are ob noxious

3 Dont talk to me until ive had my coffee 😝 ummmm how do you cook again 🤪 i cant use a replicator because wouldnt it be funny if a woman couldnt cook? in the futuree where you just push two buttons on a machine that does everything for you and it makes literally no logical sense its just astupid quirk they felt like they needed to include😛

4 j/c is not compelling to me and neither is her implied romantic relationship with any other characters

5 the way she handled like every element of seven's process to "become human" including the fact she did it at all

i realize sweing it written out that a lot of this is less to do with the actual character hm. but thats fair bc thats how i form opinions om a lot pf characters. for example when i was just starting ds9 i actually liked garak

i dont even know why i dislike janeway so much. im not afraid to admit it could very well be some misogyny in the back of my brain im not aware of. and now that ive acknowledged that i feel no shame in continuing to not examine the true root of my feelings fir her. bye

[thegettingbyp2]

Can I request a angst and smut request with johnny knoxville, where he and the reader argue about not spending enough time together and then they make up (if ya know what I mean🤪)

A/N: So I've combined this request with another request because they fit together really well, so it's longer than my usual fics, hope you enjoy it!!

Not Now

I was bored and just wanted my boyfriend to pay me some attention, surely that’s not too much to ask, right? But every single time I went into Johnny’s office on the set of Jackass, he told me that he was too busy. No matter what I tried, including kissing that one spot on his neck that I knew always drove him crazy, I couldn’t draw his attention away from his work. His lack of attention soon started to get on my nerves so I decided to take matters into my own hands.

I stepped into the office and closed the door gently. Johnny was sitting at the desk, his eyes focused on the laptop in front of him and I could hear the constant clicking of his fingers on the keys. I walked around the back of his chair and wrapped my arms around his neck, kissing his cheek.

‘Hiya, doll,’ he said, finally acknowledging me, not taking his eyes off of the laptop screen.

‘Whatcha doing?’ I said lightly as I let my head fall to rest on his shoulder. He absentmindedly turned his head to press his lips against my cheek quickly, his eyes still not straying from the screen.

‘I’m trying to explain how this stunt will work and that we can do it as safely as we can. The Risk Manager said that if I could prove it, he would approve it.’

‘Anything I can help with?’ I asked, as I started to pepper soft kisses down his neck, causing him to let out a shaky breath before he sat back in his seat slightly and I took the opportunity to straddle his lap.

‘Well this sure helps,’ he said, smirking as his hands settled on my hips and he brought his lips to mine for a quick peck that left me wanting him even more. I moved my body closer to him, brushing my hips against his groan, smirking when I saw him bite his lip and muffle a quiet groan. ‘Sweetheart, I really don’t have time right now,’ he said, gripping my hips tighter so I couldn’t move them anymore.

‘But, PJ, I haven’t seen you properly in days!’ I whined, not caring anymore if I sounded childish or not.

‘Baby, I know and I’m sorry but this is the last day I have to do this if we want to get it shot for this film. I promise I’ll make it up to you the second we get through that front door when we get home. Don’t look at me like that,’ he said chuckling when he saw the pout that had formed on my face.

‘Fine,’ I said, climbing off his lap and heading out the door, making sure to push his head back lightly before I left, hearing him laugh as I walked down the hall.

Throughout the day, Johnny barely came out of his office and whenever he did, he didn’t acknowledge me once. ‘Woah, what’s up with you and Knoxville,’ Steve-O said, throwing himself down in the chair next to me when he saw Johnny go back into his office without even a glance in my direction for the fifth time that day.

‘Nothing, apparently he’s too busy for me today is all,’ I said, trying to keep the bitter tone out of my voice as much as possible.

‘Bullshit!’ Steve-O exclaimed, looking over at the door his best friend was currently working away behind. ‘Tell you what,’ he said, inching closer to me, ‘how about we do something that will really get his attention?’

Intrigued and annoyed by the lack of attention from my boyfriend, I found myself agreeing to Steve-O’s plan.

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‘Is it me or do you think (Y/N) and Ehren were looking pretty close earlier?’ Bam asked Ryan, standing close enough to Johnny’s door to make sure he would overhear the conversation, trying his best not to giggle.

‘Yeah, in that skirt? Man, I’d have loved to be Ehren in that moment, the way it rode up to-’

‘What the fuck are you two talking about?’ Johnny asked, opening his door and sticking his head out to look at Bam and Ryan.

‘(Y/N) and Ehren, dude,’ Bam said, turning to face Johnny, ‘he’s got her on his lap and she’s in this real short skirt and-’

Bam didn’t get the chance to finish his sentence because Johnny had shot out of his office, making his way over to where me and Ehren were sitting with the rest of the guys. I was dressed in the cheerleading outfit I wore for Johnny’s American Football stunt the other day and was perched on Ehren’s lap due to there being no empty chairs; I know that this would provoke Johnny, he always turned into the possessive type when you were around the other Jackass guys, a trait you absolutely loved about him.

‘What are you guys doing?’ Johnny said casually as he leaned lightly against the edge of the gazebo. I looked over at him and felt a shiver run up my spine as his eyes were hidden by his sunglasses and his mouth was drawn in a straight line, clearly unhappy.

‘Just talking,’ I replied just as casually, shrugging my shoulders and I could see Steve-O’s shoulders shaking out the corner of my eye as he tried to stay quiet.

‘Oh yeah? Why do you have to talk on Ehren’s lap, sweetheart,’ he said, tilting his head slightly at me and I knew I was getting to him.

‘Do you see any other free seat?’ I asked, gesturing at the other guys who were all sitting around us. All of them were trying not to laugh, finding it funny that I was clearly getting underneath Johnny’s skin.

‘Well why don’t you come and keep me company, you can come and sit with me?’ He suggested, holding his hand out, assuming that I was going to get up and take it to go with him.

‘Nah, I think I’m good here, we’re having a good conversation,’ I replied, wanting to rile him up a bit more.

A low chuckle came from Johnny’s throat as he crossed his arms over his chest. ‘Okay then sweetheart, why are you wearing that?’

‘I was helping out with a stunt for Steve-O earlier.’

‘Yeah she looked incredible,’ Steve-O piped in, grinning. He quickly quietened down when he saw the look Johnny flashed in his direction.

‘Right, what do you say we head on home early sweetheart?’

‘I thought you said you were too busy to take as little as a break today, baby, let alone finish early?’

‘Yeah, well Spike can finish it for me,’ Johnny replied quickly, I knew from the tone in his voice that his patience was beginning to wear thin.

‘What?! I’ve already got-’

‘He can finish it,’ Johnny snapped when Spike began to protest. Johnny’s tone of voice made Spike shut up quickly and everyone knew that I’d rattled him. ‘Come on, (Y/N), we’re going home.’ This time, he didn’t wait for me to reply and just started walking off towards his car, expecting me to follow him. Deciding that I’d provoked him enough, I quickly said goodbye to the others and ran to catch up with him.

The first few minutes of the drive home were silent between the two of us and I quickly was the one to break the silence. ‘PJ, talk to me,’ I begged.

‘I want you to keep quiet,’ he replied, bluntly and that’s when I knew that I might have pushed him a bit too far. I decided that my best option was going to be to stay quiet until Johnny was ready to talk to me. The rest of the journey home was silent, he wouldn’t even put the radio on.

As soon as we got back home and through the door, Johnny slammed the door closed behind us, making me jump. ‘I want you upstairs, naked and laying on the bed by the time I get there,’ he said and I could tell by the tone of his voice that he wasn’t going to put up with me messing around this time so I did exactly as he asked.

It felt like hours before I heard Johnny’s feet coming up the stairs. ‘PJ, I’m sorry, I just-’

‘Did I tell you that you could say anything?’ He asked harshly as he stepped closer to my body. He ran his fingers lightly up my stomach, pinching one of my nipples when his hand reached my chest and my hands automatically came out to try to hold onto him. ‘You really think I’m going to let you touch me after the stunt you just pulled? Hands above your head, sweetheart.’

I pouted and slowly lifted my arms until they were above my head and I heard the clink of Johnny’s belt as he pulled it from around his waist and knelt on the bed next to my head. He looped the belt around my wrists, making sure it was tight enough before threading it though the bars on our headboard, pinning my arms above my head.

He then straddled my body, still fully clothed and ran his hands along my sides, chuckling when he saw me tug at the belt attached to my wrists. ‘You wanted my attention, sweetheart, now you’ve got it 100%.’

He leaned down to press his lips quickly against mine before kissing down my neck, making me squirm against him, gasping when I felt the material of his t-shirt brushing against my nipples. He then took a firm hold of my hips and flipped me over so my wrists were twisted above my head and I was face down on the bed. His hand ran down the length of my back, down to my ass, spanking me lightly which made my hips raise up, chasing his count. I felt his face come closer to mine. ‘Count out loud,’ he whispered before his hand came crashing onto my ass, making me cry out.

‘PJ,’ I gasped, not expecting the spank.

‘That doesn’t sound like counting to me, baby,’ he said, ‘let’s start again.’ His hand came down on my ass again, this time I remembered to mark it as number one.

SMACK

‘Two.’

SMACK

‘T-three.’

SMACK

‘Four.’

SMACK

‘PJ, please,’ I begged, feeling tears spring to my eyes. Johnny’s hand smoothed over the quickly reddening skin of my ass for a while as he let me catch my breath. His hand came out to cradle my face and I felt my eyes flutter closed at the comforting touch.

‘Why am I doing this, baby girl?’ he asked gently, coaxing the answer from me as his thumb began to trace circles on my cheek, catching my lip every time.

‘I was trying to distract you from work,’ I said quietly and Johnny hummed lightly before clicking his tongue.

‘That’s one of the reasons but what’s the main reason?’

‘I was sitting on Ehren’s lap in my cheerleader outfit.’

‘You were being a brat, (Y/N). You came into my office and tried to distract me when you knew that I was busy and then you decided to make me jealous by sitting on Ehren’s lap when the only person’s lap you should be sitting on is mine.’

I felt the tears fall down my cheeks as Johnny spoke and I just wanted to curl up in his lap and have him hold me. ‘PJ, I’m sorry,’ I whispered, ‘I just missed you, we haven’t spent time together just the two of us in ages and I wanted to be with you. I thought you were going to break up with me because every time I tried to see you, you would leave. I thought that you thought I’d gotten too clingy.’

‘Sweetheart, I could never think that!’ Johnny exclaimed as he moved to lay alongside my body so he could look into my eyes as he spoke. ‘It’s just that work’s been so busy and I was planning a weekend away for us as a surprise so we could spend some uninterrupted time together. I’m sorry I made you feel like I was going to break up with you, you’re the best thing that ever happened to me, there’s no way I’d let you go!’

His words tugged at my heart and I felt a little guilty that I’d essentially ruined a surprise. I gave him a teary smile and he smiled softly in response, catching a tear with his thumb. ‘So we’re okay?’

‘Baby, of course we’re okay! Do you want me to let you out of this and we can cuddle? Or do you want to carry on?’

‘Carry on,’ I replied instantly, knowing that we’d be able to cuddle afterwards. A smirk worked its way onto Johnny’s face and he gave me a kiss on the top of my head before moving back to his earlier position.

‘Right. Five more, do you think you can handle that?’ he asked and I felt myself nodding before Johnny delivered the last five spanks, not making me count this time. As soon as the last spank hit, Johnny moved over my body, ghosting kisses down my spine as his fingers ran up the insides of my thighs. ‘Fuck, baby, you really like getting punished don’t you,’ he said, smirking when he felt how wet I was.

‘PJ, hurry up, can’t wait, I need-’ I yelped as Johnny grabbed my hips and flipped me back around so I was facing him.

‘I think that you forgot that this isn’t what you want today is it sweetheart,’ he said lowly as his hand trailed up to grasp lightly at my throat, my breath hitching when I felt his fingers squeeze slightly. ‘I told you that you had all of my attention, I never said that you were going to get what you want did I?’

He let go of my throat and stepped off of the bed, throwing his t-shirt over his head and stepped out of his jeans, smirking when he looked over at me, straining against his belt that was still keeping me pinned to the bed, knowing that all I wanted to do was run my hands over his body. He soon moved back over my body, hand settling at my throat again as he positioned himself at my entrance.

‘I think that you need a little reminder about who’s really in charge here,’ he said as he slid into me with ease. I felt my back arch up against his chest and felt Johnny’s breath brush against my cheek as he held himself still, giving me a chance to adjust. As soon as my hips started to move against him, he pulled out only to slam back in and set up a brutal pace that I knew was going to leave me with bruises.

‘PJ,’ I whimpered as the breath was forced out of my lungs every time his hips hit mine.

‘Who do you belong to?’ Johnny groaned into my ear, his hand still wrapped around my throat lightly.

‘You,’ I moaned out straight away, ‘it’s always been you!’

I felt him smile against my cheek before he moved his head up so he was looking down at me. ‘You don’t go sitting on anyone’s lap but mine especially when you’re wearing that fucking cheerleader outfit, okay?’

I nodded instantly and I could feel my orgasm teetering on the edge, I just needed a little bit more before I fell over the edge. ‘PJ, my hands, please.’

Knowing exactly what I needed, Johnny removed his hand from my throat and reached up to quickly unbuckle the belt attaching me to the bed. As soon as my hands were free, they shot out to wrap around Johnny’s shoulders, a deep groan escaping Johnny at the feel of my hands on him. It was that skin-to-skin contact that had me falling over the edge as I let my orgasm was across me. Faintly, above me I felt Johnny still as he released inside of me before letting his body drop onto mine, his weight creating a soothing blanket on my body. He kissed the patch of skin where my neck met my shoulder before rolling to his side, dragging me on top of him.

‘I’m sorry for trying to make you jealous to get your attention,’ I said softly, drawing circles on Johnny’s chest with my finger.

‘Just don’t do it again,’ Johnny replied, taking my hand in his and bringing it to his lips to press a gentle kiss on the back of my hand. ‘I’m sorry I’ve been ignoring you the past few weeks sweetheart.’

‘Just don’t do it again,’ I mocked, trying to copy his voice which made him laugh and pull me tighter against him. ‘I love you.’

‘I love you too ,sweetheart.’

[chuuyas--boo]

fear streer spoilers so 💅

I personally wouldn't let any of the Shadyside killers kill me, like I don't simp for any of them (only for Ziggy 🤪) soo- ranking them from who I'd be most likely to get away from to least likely

Billy Barker.

That is a child, 8-10 probably. 12 is pushing it. One, he's not gonna be able to reach my head to bash it in with his bat. Two, if he were to be able to get me into a situation where he could bash me with his bat I could just grab the bat?? He's a child he's not gonna be like- overley strong. Or. Just kick him ☺️

2. Ryan Torres. (Skull mask)

Yeah he's a teenager but like...he's scrawny asf, he's prob never fought a day in his life. Yeah he'd be stronger while possessed but not THAT strong. Let me remind you he probably only killed Heather because he had previously stabbed her which ultimately would've slowed her down, if she hadn't been stabbed she probably could've gotten away. So as long as he can't get to me in the first place I'm good.

3. Pastor Cyrus Miller

He's a pastor 😭 prob can't put up a fight. I do have a thing w/ eyes though so 😶 but he also targeted kids...and I'm not a little kid in 1666 so I'd still have a good chance of getting away from him.

4. Ruby Lane

She'd be more difficult to survive than the previous three, but I feel like I still have a chance at getting away. All she has is the razor blade though, so if I were to somehow get it away from her?? Game over babes. She's not Tommy's level of strong but she's still got some strength to her so there's also a good chance she'd kill me.

5. The Humpty Dumpty killer

We don't know much about him, but I feel like he could probably get me. I don't really have much to say bc we only see him for breif moments (If I remember right) Soo yeah-

6. The Milk Man

He's the one that got Ziggy so... my good sir I am, afraid of you ☺️ could definitely kill me

7. Thomas Slater

He could definitely kill me. Easily too. He's pretty big so he has that advantage. He's also fast and strong so... I could probably outrun him for a bit but really all he'd need to do his launch his axe at me and it's over. But he's more of the type to actually like slash people with it. Once I'm tired from running there's no chance of me living tbh.

8. The Grifter/The Shame Killer

Bros HUGE 😨 I can't swim so there's that. He's also known for gutting women soo... Could not escape from him ☺️ I'd be dead as hell, instantly. Wether he decided to gut me or drown me I'm dead!!

I think that's all of them 😨?? The ones that were in the movies at least (I think)