#where we scoop up our house tigers and love them against their will

[spellwing777electricboogaloo]

[billyhargrovesslut]

Freaky Love

Willing Eddie Munson x yandere reader

Prt 1. Prt 2

Summary: it's been afew months and eddie has been amazing and willing anything to please the girl he loves.

Warning: kitchen sex, breeding talk, orgasim denial

Yn pov

Eddie couldn't be more amazing it's been a few weeks since I let him out the basement and he doesn't go anywhere near the front door and only leaves the house when I'm with him out the back so he can get some fresh air, I'm so glad that I fell in love with him

I hummed swaying my hips to the rhythm of the tones softly playing from my phone I was making eddie a nice breakfast as a present for being so good I knew what he like but I just wanted to make sure he enjoyed it so I made a bit of everything French toast, pancakes, bacon and fruit salad and even had his favorite cereal on the side

"Done" I breathed out a side of relief setting the last plate onto the counter I bit my lip as I made my way to my bedroom where he was sleeping and silently creeped into the room I stared at him the morning sun peaked through the curtains the light streaming onto his shirtless body the duvets were pulled back exposing his upper body and little bit of his boxers he wore to bed

I slowly walked to the bed and climbed onto it silently crawling to him "wakey wakey" I murmured sitting on you of him but he wasn't even fazed "eddie" I said poking his cheek but still nothing "eddie eddie eddie eddie" I repeated shaking him awake "I'm up I'm up" he murmured grabbing my hands "finally" I grinned

He gave me a sheepish smile before bringing me down to him "why did you wake me up" he whined hugging me closely "well I have a surprise well two actually" I giggled as he turned us around so he was at the top "what is it" he asked sitting up excitedly like a child on christmas day "come on" I nodded towards the door making him scrambled off of me and help me up

He was giddy as I lead him to the kitchen "surprise" I smiled stepping aside showing of the banquet breakfast I made him "babe wow" his mouth hung open as he approached the full counter of food he's eyes scanning everything with delight "I don't know what to say" he murmured his eye flicking between me and the food

"Help yourself" I giggled handing him a plate he quickly started piling stuff up onto his plate "what are you doing" I laughed "I call it a frenchcake" he said making his way over to the table it was made of one piece of french toast at the bottom then bacon then a pancake then a scoop full of fruit salad then another pancake I raised my brow as he drizzled syrup all over the top

I rolled my eyes while smiling at his behavior before grabbing a portion of what I wanted and sat next to him at the table and he was already half done "wow slow down there tiger your gonna get a stomach ache" I laughed taking a bite of my food "you didn't tell me to slow down last night" I choked on my food as he mentioned the night before with a mouth full of food

A dark blush rose to my cheeks as I stared at him "that's different" I murmured he leaned over to me and whispered "yea you taste better" I think I would've fainted if he came any closer the teasing in his voice just made me want to curl up and die, I opened up my mouth to speak but all that came out was a squeak

Flashes of the night before filled my head, the tugging and pulling of eddies hair while his tongue was in between my legs and his hard thrusts into me sending the head board of my bed into the wall

My blush spread all over my face probly making me look like a red tomato "shut up" I murmured and continued to eat my food in silence and when we were done I took both of our plates to the kitchen and slowly started to pack them in the dishwasher I bent over loading up the bottom shelves "dam I like that ass" eddie chuckled I looked at him not amused as he leaned up against the doorframe

I rolled my eyes with a slit smile on my lips as I went back to what I was doing and gasped as I felt eddie grab my hips pressing his bulging crotch against my ass "eddie" I whined pushing myself back into him "oh baby" he grinned bring one of his hands down hard on my ass sending a shudder up my body

I stood up as he pulled me away from the dishwasher and pushed me up against the island his body up against mine his arms trapped me against the counter as he stared at my body up and down "God I just want to fuck you" he growled "then do it" I teased and gasped as he smashed his lips against mine

His hands roughly grabbing and tearing my clothes off "fuck yn" he groaned as he moved his lips from my lips to my neck sucking and nibbling as he slowly took off his own clothes he hoisted me onto the counter as his hands traveled up and down my body "thank you for my lovely gift" he said against my skin

"Now let me show you how great full I am" he murmured slowly sinking down to his knees becoming the same height as my core "eddie" I moaned tilting my head back while still gazing down at him he innocently looked up at me as he moved his head towards my body

He stuck out his tongue licking my slit up and down "fuck" I whined my hand grabbing his hair pushing him more in my pussy "yes just like that baby" he said muffled against my skin as his hands made their way to my thighs grabbing and scratching them as he sucked on my clit

I threw my head back as I started to near my climax my moans went higher "i-im gonna c-cum" I squealed closing my eyes tightly but right before I could cum he pulled away with a mischievous smile causing me to whine and plead for him "nah uh the only way your cumming is on my cock" he grinned evilly gesturing down to his throbbing cock as he stood up

My eyes eagerly watching as he positioned himself infront of my entrance "beg" he growled into my ear making goosebumps to arise over my skin "please eddie" I pleaded moving my head back so I can look at him batting my eyelashes at him in a pleading manner "fuck you look cute" he smirked biting his lip as he grabbed my hips thrusting his throbbing cock inside "fuck" we both moaned

His thrusts were slow and rhythmic as we kissed eachothers lips like it was the last time our lips molding into eachother like two perfect puzzle pieces our lips muffling eachothers moans "eddie" I whined as my hands threaded into his hair slightly tugging with each thrust "faster" I begged his slow movements slowly started driving me insane

He groaned in response and slowly started to speed up his thrusts his cock reaching all the right places while his hands traveled down and started rubbing my clit making my breath hitch, eddie pulled away smiling in triumph "do you like that baby" he said staring at me with hunger

All I could so was moan out response "but wouldn't it better if I breed you" he whispered darkly my eyes widen in surprise but quickly went soft with eagerness I nodded my head eagerly "please" I whined the tight knot feeling started coming back again

"Uh fuck babe are you gonna cum your squeezing me so tightly" eddie panted as he fasten his pace "please" I cried out desperately wanting to cum I leaned back onto the counter moaning out helplessly "ah I get so horny thinking about you, I've been thinking about it for a while now" eddie breathed out

His fingers circled my clit ever so gently, teasing me "all the times I just wanted to bend you over and fuck you senseless and full of my cum" he groaned as his eyes rolled due to the pleasure "are you gonna cum baby" he asked staring down at me "yes" I squealed wrapping my legs around him tightly

We squealed and moaned as we both cam his cum shooting deeply inside me making my eyes roll back at the feel I slowly rose up settling on my elbows as I stared up at him he leaned for staring straight into my eyes before say

"even if it takes forever I'll fucking pound my cum into you till your pregnant".

[harvestleaves]

Parent’s Nightmare

Prompts: @parkshan820​:Hey I was wondering for your out of breath series (which I love by the way) if you could write about T.K’s first asthma attack when he was young and how Owen would react? I would love to see that 😀

anon: Maybe you could do a story about TK's first asthma attack? Like when he was a kid? You mention it briefly in your first story and I thought it would be cute to see! We'd get Little TK!

A/N: Owen’s been kind of a shit dad this season to TK, so here’s me pretending he’s not an ass for a few minutes.  Also, this is my reasoning as to why TK finds hoodies comforting.  You can also read this on Ao3 here!

Rating: G

Word Count: 1,660

Every time Owen saw TK gasping for air, it reminded him of the first attack he’d ever seen.  It was back in October of 2000, almost one full year before 9/11 and, up until that fateful day, Owen was sure that watching TK wake him up in the middle of the night unable to breathe was the scariest moment of his life.

October 2000

Six-year-old TK grinned as he wormed his way out of his mom’s arms to throw himself towards where Owen was talking with one of the other firefighters in the house.

“Dad!”

Owen raised an eyebrow when he heard TK’s voice and smiled when he got a sudden armful of his son, nodding to Gwyn when she handed him TK’s overnight bag before she headed out.

“TK, hey kiddo.  How was school?”

“It was okay.  We get to go to the Bronx Zoo for our field trip next week!  I hope we get to see the tigers!!  Mommy said you can come and chap-chap...help watch,” TK grinned, bouncing in place from the excitement of the upcoming trip.

“Mommy said I was gonna chaperone?!  I’m sure I can do that for my favorite son,” Owen smiled as he peppered kisses over TK’s cheeks.

“Daaad!!  I’m your only son,” TK laughed at the kisses, squirming away to try and avoid the kisses before his laughs started turning into coughs, causing him to wince as he caught his breath.

Owen immediately stopped his movements, his brows pulling together in concern as he watched TK’s coughing fit calm down, gently rubbing over his son’s back.

“You okay kiddo?  That was some coughing fit.”

TK nodded with a painful swallow as he finally got his breathing under control.

“Yeah, I think I choked on spit.  It was yucky,” TK said with a wrinkle of his nose after a moment of thought.  Though to be honest, he knew it was from laughing too hard, the same issue happening whenever he was laughing too hard or running with his friends at recess.

“If you’re sure,” Owen sighed softly, knowing his son wasn’t a good liar, but he trusted him to let him know if he wasn’t feeling too well.

“I’m sure dad!  What’s for dinner?” TK asked curiously, hoping that changing the subject would be enough to get Owen off of his case.

Surprisingly for TK, it worked when Owen responded with “pizza,” knowing that the kid would be pleased with the suggestion of his favorite food.

“Really?  Yes!” TK grinned, bouncing excitedly for a moment before quickly controlling himself, not wanting to set off another coughing fit.

“Can I go watch a movie until dinner?” TK asked his dad hopefully, knowing they were probably going to get a call soon anyways with how busy the city seemed to be that day.

“Sure kiddo, you can watch Aladdin with the probie,” Owen smiled as he led TK up the stairs to the common area, smiling as his kid ran over to his favorite firefighter, Luca.

“Luca!” TK grinned as he practically launched himself into the man's arms, letting out a sigh of content at the hug he received.

“Hey kiddo, I heard you’re staying the night.  I take it you’re excited?” Luca asked with a smile as he reached down to ruffle TK’s hair, looking up at Owen when the older man smiled fondly at them.

“Yeah!  Dad said we can watch a movie until dinner!” TK nodded as he pulled back from the hug before jumping onto the couch, not noticing his dad pull Luca to the side.

“Hey Cap, what’s up?”

“Hey, probie.  It’s probably nothing, but Ty was coughing earlier after I made him laugh.  But it wasn’t a normal cough.  They were really wheezy and he sounded like he couldn’t catch his breath.  It’s probably just a cold, but could you keep an eye on him?” Owen asked, hoping he didn’t sound too overprotective.  He knew kids were germ magnets, and he didn’t want to worry too much, but there was a small part of him that had a gut feeling something was really wrong.

“Sure, of course.  You know I love that kid like a little brother.  Plus, I got my EMS certification yesterday.  If anything goes wrong, I’m ready,” Luca smiled, patting Owen reassuringly on the shoulder before he sat on the couch with TK, smiling as the kid snuggled up to him.

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Four hours later, and stuffed full of pizza, TK collapsed onto the couch again next to Luca, stifling a small yawn as the twenty-one-year-old laid a blanket over him.  “You want to head to bed kiddo?  You seem sleepy.”

“Noooo, we were gonna watch ‘nother movie,” TK whined softly as he rubbed his eyes, blinking tiredly up at Luca again before he pressed his face against the other’s chest to hide a yawn.

Hiding a laugh, Luca nodded before he turned on Hercules, letting TK snuggle close when he felt the kid shiver.

“Are you cold still?  Hold on,” Luca pulled away from TK for a moment to tug off his hoodie and handed it to TK, smiled when the kid pulled it on, the sleeves falling over his hands as he pushed the hood back off of his head.

“Thank you,” TK yawned, his hair sticking up in multiple places as he snuggled back up to Luca, the firefighter awing softly as TK fell asleep halfway through the movie, scooping him up in the blanket to carry him to Owen’s bunk, setting him down next to the older man, who was sitting up reading.

“Thanks, Luca.  I think you’re his favorite,” Owen smiled as he tucked the blanket around TK.

“Trust me, if Matt and I were ready for kids, We’d adopt TK in a heartbeat,” Luca smiled, reaching down to ruffle TK’s fluffy hair before heading to his own bunk to sleep.

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It was two in the morning when TK woke up.  Though it didn’t immediately register to him what was wrong until he tried to take a deep breath and it caught in his lungs, causing him to start coughing, eyes wide as he reached up to clutch at his chest, the breath completely knocked out of him.

Looking around wildly, his gaze fell on his dad and he shook Owen’s arm desperately to try and wake him up.

“D-dad,” TK blinked back tears as he managed to get the word out, hoping it was loud enough as he leaned forward, just barely catching the scent of Luca’s cologne on the hoodie, the smell soothing him ever so slightly as he squeezed his eyes shut.

Owen jolted awake at the shaking to his arm and sat up, his eyes darting around in panic to see what woke him up before he heard the ragged wheezing coming from his son.

“TK!  Ty, look at me kiddo, are you having trouble breathing?” Owen asked, his voice sounding much more frantic than he’d wanted it to as he helped TK sit up, turning the light on above the bunk to get a better look at him.

TK was paler than normal, his eyes wide with fear as he looked up at his dad, mouth wide as he gasped for breaths that weren’t coming.  “D-dad.  C-can’t br-breathe,” he managed to choke out, tears welling up in his eyes as the panic finally settled in.

Owen almost smacked himself at how long it took him to get out of the bed after propping TK up against the wall, but for a brief moment, he was paralyzed.   Completely unable to do anything except watch as his son suffocated in front of his eyes, the scariest moment of his life since becoming a parent.

His legs were on autopilot as he located Luca’s bunk across the room, turning the light on above him as he shook his shoulder.

“Luca!  Probie, wake up!  Tyler can’t breathe.”

Luca’s eyes shot open at those words and he sat up, grabbing for his stethoscope next to the bunk and looping it around his neck as he got up and made his way over to TK.

“Sit behind him.  Put his back against your chest,” Luca commanded Owen as he sat down gently in front of TK.

“Hey kiddo, your dad said you’re having a little trouble breathing, can you lean forward for me?” Luca said, his voice immediately dropping to the gentle voice he saved for children and animals, in that order.

TK blinked a few times before he nodded and let Luca listen to his lungs, his shoulders heaving with every gasping breath he took.

“He’s wheezing.  Everything is pointing to an asthma attack, but we won’t know until he gets looked at.  Can you carry him down to the ambulances?”

“Asthma?  TK doesn’t have asthma,” Owen frowned as he looked down at his son before nodding and moving to pick him up, holding him close as he followed the paramedic downstairs and to the ambulance.

“Alright TK, your dad is gonna set you down and we’re gonna take a little ride to the hospital.  Can we take the hoodie off so I can put some stickers on your chest?” Luca asked gently as he started to grab the supplies for a breathing treatment.

TK shook his head rapidly at the idea of removing the sweatshirt.  “N-no.  S-safe,” he choked out before coughing again, tears starting to fill his eyes.

Luca’s eyes softened before he nodded knowingly.  “It makes you feel safe?  Okay kiddo, we can keep it on for now, but lemme just stick these to you really quick,” he explained, getting the monitors onto TK before slipping the mask over his face for the breathing treatment.

“Don’t worry kiddo.  We’re not going anywhere.  You’re gonna be just fine,” Owen whispered softly to TK as he sat next to the gurney, holding his son’s hand tightly, worried that something worse would happen if he let go or looked away.

[steebharringt0n]

cat’s in the cradle

infant | toddler | child | teenager | young adult

a 5-part story exploring the relationship between billy hargrove and his first-born son, adam

pairing: billy hargrove x you

rating: t

a/n: thank you all for the feedback, this has been super fun to write so far and i’m so happy to see it receive so much love, if you’ve missed a part, I have linked them up top! enjoy!

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part 3 - child

“Ma! I can’t find my baseball glove!”

“Mommy, mommy, mommy!”

“MA! MY GLOVE!”

“MOMMY!”

Your head was going to explode if your children would not shut up.

The Hargrove household was in it’s usual chaos mode. Backpacks and shoes had a permanent place by the front door, the living room wall was adorned with pictures of the kids, pictures of you and Billy, pictures of you, Billy and the kids, and a couple with Max and your parents in them. It was Saturday morning and Adam had his championship little league game. The Sunset Cliff Tigers were on a hot streak and as usual, the four of you were running late because your husband just loved to take his sweet time showering. You were in the kitchen quickly stuffing snacks and drinks for the team, it was your job as the coach’s wife to always bring after game snacks - plus you always brought the best snacks.

10-year old Adam came rushing into the kitchen, his square glasses adorning his face as he frantically searched around the area for his lucky baseball mitt. His blond hair had darkened out as he got older, turning into a dirty blond that matched Billy’s hair. All dressed up in his yellow and white striped uniform, you heard the loud clacking of his baseball cleats roam around the kitchen.

“Adam, you left it in the laundry room” you casually told him, zipping up the large snack bag.

Adam blinked blankly, then quickly turned on his heels and ran over to the laundry room. You heard small puttering steps come into the kitchen, accompanied by a mischievous giggle you knew too well.

“Mommy, mommy, mommy!”

Ah, yes, Ava.

5-year old Ava Grace Hargrove was a carbon copy of you - minus the blue eyes. She had the same hair, same smile, same nose, and she even laughed the same way you did. 

But my god, was she nothing like you. She was everything Billy, and it terrified you.

The mere thought of her turning into an angry, rebellious teenager gave you nightmares. She was nothing like your sweet boy, in fact they were the complete opposite of each other. Ava threw tantrums, Ava hated eating her vegetables, and oh man, don’t even think about reading her a bedtime story - she found them incredibly boring. She was loud, rebellious, and had a knack for getting into trouble.

She got along swimmingly with her Auntie Max.

But she knew how to work her way around you and Billy. She had a look - pretty much the same look that Billy would give to charm his way through situations. She would hang her lower lip in a pout, bat her long eyelashes and suddenly you and Billy were turned into goo.

Billy more than you. She had him wrapped around his finger, she was always able to weasel her way out of getting into trouble when Billy was around. His little princess could do no wrong in his eyes. He was there for every boo-boo, every cold, every flu. He was incredibly protective of her, more than he was with you in high school, and that’s saying something.

With a loud sigh escaping your lips, you turned to face your daughter, “Yes baby?”

Standing barefoot, with her long barbie pajamas, she gave you a grin, “I want my cheerios”

You quickly whipped out a sandwich bag, shoving handful of cheerios and zipping it close.

Being a full time mom, and teacher had its perks. You were a master multi-tasker, simultaneously grading papers, cooking dinner, doing laundry, putting your kids to bed and still find time with your husband? You were like Wonder Woman in Billy’s eyes. 

You approached Ava, crouching down to her size. The bag of cheerios dangled in your hand, Ava went and tried to get a grab at it but you swiped it away before she could. She let out a angry grumble,

“You’ll get your cheerios when you go get dressed - we’re already late Ava Grace, I laid out your clothes for you on your bed, go change.” you ordered, your head gesturing towards her bedroom. Ava nodded at you, letting out a giggle before she scampered upstairs to her lilac colored room.

You scanned around the kitchen, making sure you didn’t forget anything else to pack. You had snacks, drinks, first-aid, sunscreen (yes, you were THAT mom). You heard the thundering footsteps of Billy come down the stairs, “Let’s go! We’re already late!” he shouted.

He poked his head into the kitchen flashing you a smile that still, at 30 years old, made you weak in the knees. “Ready momma?”

He donned on a yellow baseball cap, the words coach written in white, bold letter words. When Adam had expressed interest in little league, Billy jumped at the chance to coach his team. It was pretty much the only thing they had in common. Adam had no interest in cars, no interest in his dad’s lame old music, no interest in surfing, they had nothing in common.

Except for their love of baseball.

Billy and Adam held season passes to the San Diego Padres. They wouldn’t miss a game if their life depended on it. Hell, Billy even closed shop early one day in order to catch a game.

It was their thing, their little club, and your heart would swell when the two of them would come bursting into the house, their hands sticky from eating popcorn, their shirts stained with mustard from the hot-dogs, with large smiles on their faces, drunk on all the fun they had at the game.

Although they both couldn’t be any different, their love for baseball is what kept their bond tight.

“I’m waiting for our little hellraiser to get dressed” you told him, leaning forward on the kitchen island.

“My little Ava? My little princess who can do no wrong?” he dramatically feigned hurt, his hand placed over his heart.

He leaned over the kitchen island, meeting you halfway. Your noses grazed one another as you felt his minty breath on your face.

“What do I get when we win today?” he huskily spoke. After being together for over 10 years, you both were still crazy in love with each other since the first time he laid eyes on you when he walked into Hawkins High. Albeit you both were older, but his features had become more defined, his jaw more chiseled, his shoulders more broad - he still had that ugly tattoo on his shoulder (which both Adam and Ava marveled over) but he was still as sexy as ever.

“Hmm ... I dunno, maybe you’ll get to first base, maybe a little bit of second base ... not sure if you’ll hit a homerun though ... “ you playfully teased.

Billy’s raised an eyebrow, “Is that a challenge, Hargrove?”

“You bet your ass Hargrove”

“Ew, what are you guys doing?”

You quickly placed a peck on his lips as Adam’s voice broke the conversation between the two of you.

You smiled sweetly at your son who was now wearing a matching yellow baseball cap, walking over to him, “Nothing, did you find your glove?”

He pulled his old, ratted glove from under his arm, waving it in the air. “Got it right here, Ava! Let’s go!” he shouted at the stairs.

“I’m coming!” she shouted back, running from out of her room, her [Y/H/C] hair all wild as she carefully walked down the steps. All dressed up in her yellow overalls to match the team color, and white shoes, she looked absolutely adorable and for a second you forgot how much a little spitfire she could be.

“Daddy, daddy, I wore yellow for you!” she exclaimed happily, pushing her hair out of her face as she proudly showed off her yellow overalls. Billy scooped up his daughter, planting kisses all over her cheeks. He rested her on his hip, “I have my own cheerleader, whaddya know!”

You walked over to Billy and Ava and handed her the ziplock bag, she eagerly took it from your hands, and immediately started to shove the cheerios in her mouth.

The four of you quickly ushered out of the house, piling into Billy’s top of the line 1997 Honda CR-V, or as commonly known as, the family car. Billy’s poor old camero was collecting dust in the garage. He rarely had time to drive it around, but he knew one day he would pass on his first baby to Adam.

The drive to the baseball field was quick, but the crowds were already getting large. The Sunset Cliffs Tigers were going up against the Hillcrest Sharks - this was turning out to be a big game. Adam knew how difficult this team would be, but he wouldn’t let it effect his game. He didn’t want to let his father down.

Billy pulled the car into park, and Ava quickly jumped out of her booster seat, running towards the concession stand where you promised to buy her ice cream if she behaved well. You gave both your boys a good luck kiss (and a swat to Billy’s ass for good measure) as they headed down towards the coach’s box to huddle up with the team.

You caught up with Ava, who was having a hard time deciding on whether to choose chocolate or vanilla ice cream. Ultimately she ended up going with both. The two of you then found a spot on the bleachers, right behind the coach’s box as the game started to get underway.

The Tigers started out with a strong lead, hitting home runs left and right, but it was up until the 5th inning that the Sharks were quickly catching up to them. By the time the 9th inning rolled around the game was tied, 5-5, and it was a nail-biter.

Adam was on third base, he was so close to home base that he could feel it under his cleats. He pushed his glasses up, his neck turning towards you and Ava as you happily waved and gave him a thumbs up.

“You got this baby!” you shouted, Ava’s sticky hands that were covered in soft serve ice cream clapped along with you.

Suddenly, Adam got nervous. The crowds, the expectation, it all hit him at once.

He looked up at his father who could clearly read his nerves, and Billy called a time-out.

Adam jogged his way over to the coach’s box, a panicked expression on his face.

“Dad, I can’t do it, I can’t slide”

Billy crouched down to Adam’s height, placing a reassuring hand on his shoulder, “Hey, hey, where did this come from?”

Adam shook his head, “I don’t wanna mess up, I don’t wanna lose.” Adam paused, sucking in a breath, “I don’t want to disappoint you”

Billy’s heart clenched at those words. It was like staring at a mirror when he gazed over at a nervous Adam. The painful memory of Neil berating him for not sliding properly at his own little league game suddenly entered his mind. He remember how terrified he was when Neil grabbed his arm, shaking him violently for not listening - for disappointing him.

For being a pussy.

But Billy isn’t Neil. He is nothing like Neil.

Billy placed both hands on Adam’s shoulder as he hung his head low. Billy lifted his son’s chin up, adjusting his glasses, and sweeping his sweaty hair out of his face.

“Win or lose, slide or not, I am proud of you no matter the outcome. You will never disappoint me Adam.”

Adam’s bottom lip trembled as he nodded at his father. Billy then stood up and engulfed his son in a tight hug. Billy pulled away, adjusting Adam’s yellow baseball cap. With a watery smile on his face, Adam jogged back to third base, a new wave of confidence instilled in him.

Jacob Richardson was up to bat, and as soon as the pitcher threw the ball, Jacob swung with all his might, the loud clack of the ball hitting the bat echoed throughout the field. All eyes were on Adam as he started to run towards home base. His cleats digging in the dirt, his arms woosh-ing by his side. He didn’t have time to think, but he went ahead and took the leap. 

He threw himself onto the ground, feeling the rocks pierce his skin, the dirt burning his arm as he slid towards the base. His glasses were complete dirty, obstructing his vision. He outstretched his arms until the felt the home base plate under him.

“SAFE!”

The crowd roared with excitement. Adam jumped up, swiping his glasses off his face to see his teammates rush towards him. Lifting him up on their shoulders and parading him around. You and Ava ran out to the field, running over to Billy who was being handed the championship trophy. You placed a big sloppy kiss on his mouth, he was grinning from ear to ear as you pulled away from him. Billy then ran out to his team, handing Adam the championship trophy as his teammates placed him on the ground.

“I did it dad! I slid!” Adam beamed, his entire face caked with dirt.

Billy swept Adam in a hug, “You did! and I am so, so proud you”

You and Ava ran out to the field, and as soon as Billy let Adam go from his hug, you pulled your baby boy and held him tight against your chest.

“Oh my baby boy is a little league champion! I am so proud of you!” you exclaimed.

“Ma .. you’re embarrassing me ...” he muttered as you started to clean away at his face. No son of yours was going to look dirty for the championship photo. You felt tears prick your eyes as you stared down at your boy, the pride you felt for him made you feel overwhelmed, and you had a take a second to calm yourself down.

You probably snapped a million pictures of the whole team, but the favorite picture you took was of the three people who you loved the most. Billy holding Ava in his arms, Adam standing right beside them with the championship trophy in his hands, showing it off with a proud smile.

After a long celebration with the team (with lots of cake and pizza) the four of you headed back towards the car. Ava being Ava, consumed way too much cake and had a sugar crash. She ended up passed out on Billy’s shoulder, crumbs of chocolate cake decorated her lips as small snores escaped from her mouth. Billy had his other arm wrapped around your shoulder, Adam walking right beside you with the trophy in his hands.

“So am I getting scoring a home-run tonight?” he cockily spoke in your ear, his eyebrows wiggling suggestively.

“Wait you guys are playing baseball tonight? Can I play?!” Adam suddenly interjected. Billy was apparently not a good whisperer.

Ava suddenly awoke from her slumber, her eyes wide and alert, “I wanna play too! I wanna play baseball! I wanna score homeruns!” she whined.

Billy’s eyes almost bulged out of his head, and you almost choked, “Ava you are never scoring a homerun” Billy managed to utter out.

This in turn caused Ava to start whining even more, and for Adam beg, to plead to play baseball with his parents.

Luckily they were too young to realize the sexual euphemism that Billy had tried on you.

You jabbed Billy on his side, throwing him a look, “Real smooth Casanova, real smooth”

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“Comfort Food” Part XXX: Babymoon (Part One)

This is also my first entry for OQ Realms Week! 

           “That’s it,” Robin said, backing away and wrapping his arm around her waist. “The nursery is all set up.”

           Regina looked at the beautiful wooden crib, the center piece of their nursery. A dresser sat against the back wall and the changing station was right next to it, already packed with diapers, wipes and bottles of baby powder. There was also the toy box Geppetto’s Toys had given her and sitting on top of it was one of the stuffed monkeys from their baby shower. It matched the jungle theme painted on the walls—trees and different jungle animals decorating it, from monkeys to birds to snakes to a tiger.

           “It’s perfect,” she said, leaning against him. “We’re all ready for Henry.”

           “Yes, we are,” he agreed. He grinned. “I say we deserve a reward.”

           She raised an eyebrow, hoping he meant what she thought he meant. “Muffin Man strudel?”

           “You read my mind,” he said, kissing her forehead. “Let’s go get our shoes on.”

           They hurried to their room and put on their sneakers before heading downstairs. Queen was asleep on the couch, meaning they could sneak out without her wanting to come with them on their walk. Robin quietly closed the door behind him before taking her hand. “And here we go,” he said.

           A warm breeze blew past them as they turned out of their walkway and headed toward the main road. Regina laced her fingers with his and gave their latched hands a couple gentle swings. “It’s a beautiful evening for a walk,” she said.

           “It is,” he agreed, squeezing her hand. “Maybe we should get some ice cream instead of the strudel.”

           She gasped, looking at him with wide eyes. “Who are you and what have you done with my husband, Robin Locksley?”

           He let out a belly laugh, letting go of her hand so he could wrap his arm around her and hold her close. “We can get both—but have the strudel another day. I now really want ice cream.”

           “Ice cream does sound good,” she admitted, already tasting the creamy goodness on her tongue.

           “Okay,” he said, turning in the opposite direction of the Muffin Man once they got to the corner. “To Any Given Sundae we go!”

           They continued to walk down the street and Regina sighed, resting her head on his shoulder. “Soon we’ll be pushing a stroller with us.”

           “Yes, we will,” he said. “And one of us will be lugging a diaper bag with them.”

           She snorted. “You mean me.”

           “Not necessarily,” he replied. “I also intend to lug that thing around. We’re a team, right? Why should you break your back alone?”

           “Good point. Can I get this in writing?” she teased him.

           He pouted, pretending to be wounded. “What, my word isn’t good enough?”

           She smiled, raising her head so she could kiss him. “Of course it is. I know you will pull equal weight when it comes to parenting.”

           They arrived at Any Given Sundae and Robin pulled away from her. He opened the door and gave a little bow. “After you, milady.”

           “Thank you,” she said, walking into the store. A blast of cold air hit her and she felt goosebumps rise on her arms. She wrapped them around her as Robin’s warm body quickly pressed against her, gently pushing her toward the freezer so they could choose their ice cream flavors.

           Regina eyed the chunky monkey as well as the cookie dough options, debating between the two. Without looking away, she asked her husband: “You getting Rocky Road?”

           “Of course,” he replied. “No need to have any other flavor when the best is right there.”

           She rolled her eyes. “Well, some of us do like to vary things up. Do you think I should go with cookie dough? Or something else?”

           “I think you know my opinion,” he teased her.

           “Right,” she replied, shaking her head. “Why did I bother asking you?”

           He laughed as she continued to look over the options. Her heart skipped a beat as she spied one toward the end, hurrying toward it to confirm that her eyes were not playing a trick on her. “I don’t believe it,” she breathed.

           “What?” he asked, moving closer to her. “Is something wrong?”

           “No. It’s just…look.” She pointed to the container in question, her finger pressing against the cold glass.

           He leaned toward the glass and she saw his eyes widen. “I hardly see that here in the States.”

           “It took me ages to perfect that,” the proprietor said, emerging from the back. The blonde woman leaned against the counter. “Would you like it?”

           “Yes,” Robin breathed. “I haven’t had a good raspberry ripple in the States yet. And it’s usually too cold for ice cream when I go back home.”

           The owner nodded, opening the glass by her. “Cone or cup? And how many scoops?”

           “Cone,” he said. “And can I get two please? One raspberry ripple and one Rocky Road, please.”

           Regina would’ve chuckled if she hadn’t been in absolute shock. It couldn’t have been a coincidence that she found this particular flavor now, especially as it was a flavor that wasn’t popular in their area. She knew it was a sign.      

           “Can I have a cone with two scoops of raspberry ripple, please?” she asked. “Just the raspberry ripple.”

           The proprietor nodded. “Of course. I take it you are a big fan like your husband?”

           “Like my father,” Regina replied, a lump forming in her throat. “He loved it and was always so upset that no one really sold it.”

           “Was?” the blonde woman asked, handing Robin his cone.

           Regina swallowed past the lump. “He passed away a few weeks ago.”

           “I’m sorry to hear that,” the other woman replied, making Regina’s cone. She held it out to her. “On the house.”

           “Thank you,” Regina gasped out, tears threatened to overwhelm her.

           Robin rubbed her back. “Why don’t you go find a seat? I’ll be right there.”

           She nodded, moving toward a far table as tears fell down her cheeks. Regina licked her raspberry ripple, savoring the flavor her father had loved so much. It wasn’t her favorite but she still liked it enough to always split a bowl with Henry whenever he could find it. She felt he was with her now, sharing the cone with her in spirit.

           A stack of napkins appeared in front of her. Robin sat down next to her, taking her free hand with his. “Are you okay?” he asked softly.

           “No,” she admitted. “It’s just…it’s weird. We’re going about our day, being all normal and happy…and then WHAM! Something reminds me that my dad’s not here and I’m sad all over again.”

           “I know,” he replied. “It happens to me too.”

           She felt some comfort knowing she wasn’t alone in her feeling. “When do you think it will stop?”

           “I think that’s a question for Archie,” he said, taking a lick of his ice cream. “But I don’t think it ever stops.”

           “I was afraid you would say that,” she replied, taking a good lick of her ice cream. She closed her eyes, once again imagining she was enjoying it with her father.

           A few moments later, Robin said: “I didn’t know Henry liked raspberry ripple.”

           She nodded, opening her eyes again. “I forget where he first tried it but he loved it and would try to get it whenever he could find it. One time, he tried to get our local grocery store to stock it but he was really the only buyer so that didn’t work.”

           “Too bad he didn’t tell me,” her husband replied. “I would’ve been a second buyer. Maybe that would’ve changed their minds.”

           “I doubt it, but he would’ve appreciated the gesture,” Regina replied, smiling now.

           Robin chuckled before covering her free hand with his. “You feeling better now?”

           “A bit,” she told him. “There’s still some sadness but you’re helping me smile through it.”

           “Good,” he said, giving her hand a squeeze.

           They finished up their ice cream before Robin returned to the front. Regina watched as he spoke with the owner, who disappeared into the back. A few moments later, she emerged with a container. She handed it to Robin, who then gave her some money. He returned, smiling triumphant. “I got us some raspberry ripple to enjoy at home,” he announced. “And Sarah said she’s going to have it all summer.”

           “Is she?” Regina asked, glancing over at the blonde proprietor. “And how much did you pay her to get her to agree to that?”

           “I just paid her for the container,” he said, patting it. “She already made the decision before we walked through the door.”

           Though suspicious of that, she decided to drop the subject. She stood and took his hand. “Let’s get that in the freezer before it melts.”

           “Good idea,” he said. They left the ice cream shop, noting that the sun had set and the streetlamps had come on.

           A cool breeze blew past them and Regina shivered a bit, leaning closer to Robin. “The summer seems to be flying by.”

           “That’s because we’re eagerly waiting for our son,” he replied, wrapping his arm around her to share some of his body warmth. “So we’re speeding toward his birthday.”

           She nodded, still amazed by that. “We’re going to be parents any day now.”

           “I know,” he said, kissing her head. “It still feels like a dream.”

           “That will probably end the first sleepless night,” she replied.

           He laughed, nodding. “Probably.”

           “But it will be worth it,” she continued, smiling as she thought of their beautiful baby boy lying in their arms.

           “Yes,” he agreed, kissing her head. “All of it will be worth it for our little Henry.”

           They arrived back at the house and let themselves in. Queen greeted them with her leash in her mouth and a look in her eyes that almost seemed to say “How dare you go for a walk without me?” Robin sighed as he handed Regina the ice cream, asking her to put it in the freezer while he took the dog on a walk. She agreed, watching as he put on Queen’s harness and then her leash. With a little wave, he left with Her Majesty.

           After putting the ice cream away, Regina headed upstairs. She was going to go to her room and prepare a bath but found herself standing in the nursery. It still amazed her that it was complete and ready for their son. Everything seemed so much more real and she couldn’t wait until she had her baby boy.

           She walked over to one wall, where she had set up a photo family tree. At the very top was an empty frame that said Baby waiting for Henry’s first picture. Then right underneath that was a picture of her and Robin from their wedding, the two posing on the steps of their back porch. She leaned against him, looking up as she smiled at him. He beamed down at her, his hand on her back. It was placed in a frame that said Mommy & Daddy.

           Underneath that were three more picture frames. One held a picture of Susan in a frame that just read Nana. Neither of them had wanted a picture of George on the wall—he certainly wasn’t going to be a grandfather to their child. Instead, they placed a picture of Grandpa Roland and Grandma Ellie next to Susan. They had to special order the frame that said Great-Grandpa & Great-Grandma for that photograph.

           Regina reached out and brushed her fingers over the photograph on the left. It showed her parents, both sitting on their deck. Her father had his arm around her mother’s shoulders, holding her close. They both smiled at the camera, looking very relaxed.

           “I miss you, Daddy,” she whispered. “I hope wherever you are, you are watching out for all of us.”

           “I’m sure he is,” Robin said, wrapping his arms around her. He held her close. “And I know he’s always going to be watching over us.”

           She leaned against her husband. “You’re right. Though I hope there are a few times he looks away.”

           He laughed at that. “True. I would hate to think he was watching last night.”

           “Oh, I hope not,” she replied, feeling her cheeks heat up as she recalled how many times Robin made her come.

           “And maybe he shouldn’t watch tonight,” Robin continued, leaning her back so she could see his suggestive smirk. “That is if you’re up for an encore.”

           While it was a tempting offer, she shook her head. “I just want to cuddle. Can we do that?”

           He kissed the side of her head. “Of course. We can do whatever you want.”

           Regina took his hand and they headed to their bedroom together. Her Majesty was already curled up on their bed, waiting for them. She gave the dog a scratch behind her ear before retrieving her pajamas so she could change into them. With a quick kiss for Robin, she slipped into the bathroom to go through her nightly routine.

           After washing her face and moisturizing it, she brushed her teeth and headed back out with minty fresh breath. Robin was already in bed, cradling Queen. The dog’s tail moved every so often, creating a dull thud as it hit his leg. She certainly looked comfortable.

           “Did I get replaced by Her Majesty?” Regina asked, teasing her husband as she climbed into bed next to him.

           “Not at all,” he replied, setting the dog down. Queen scrambled to her feet and took a couple steps before curling up on Regina’s legs like usual. “See?”

           She chuckled, moving closer to her husband. He wrapped his arm around her and held her close, kissing her head. “There. Cuddling achieved.”

           “Good,” she sighed, resting her head on his chest as she curled closer to him. Queen shifted so she was lying in the small space between Regina’s bent legs and Robin’s. The dog let out a content sigh before closing her eyes.

           Regina curled her fingers around Robin’s soft t-shirt as she let her eyes fall closed. She always felt at peace in his arms and today was no different. While she always missed her father, the grief was easier to bear with Robin by her side.

           She was the luckiest woman in the world.

           “I love you,” she murmured into his chest.

           He raised his hand, entangling his fingers in her hair. “I love you too,” he whispered.

           Regina smiled, drifting off to sleep filled with happiness and contentment. She knew only good dreams awaited her with Robin’s arms and love enveloping her. Hopefully, he felt the same way thanks to her.

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Lukadrien Drabble: Nachtmusik Chapter Twenty-Three

A Little Night Music (Eine Kleine Nachtmusik) Chapter Twenty-Three: Sour Cream

“I appreciate you so much,” Adrien moaned through a mouthful of sour cream.

Luka tried not to watch as Adrien’s tongue wrapped around the spoon, a blissful look on Adrien’s face. Luka took a deep breath and pressed a palm over his mouth to suppress an agonized moan of his own. He felt lightheaded; all the blood in his body was rushing south.

“He’s straight. He’s straight. He’s f-ing straight, and he trusts you, Luka Couffaine, so keep your mind out of your pants and your FRIEND out of your fantasies…. God that tongue…uh.”

“Thank you for keeping your fridge stocked for us,” Adrien continued, smiling obliviously at Luka from where Adrien lounged on Luka’s bed. “You have got to let me pay you back for the cheese. I know Plagg eats a lot.”

“Do not,” Plagg snorted from where he was curled up on the pillow Adrien had claimed as “his”.

Adrien laughed sarcastically. “Do too.”

“I don’t eat as much as you do,” Plagg retorted sullenly, in a foul mood because Luka had been out of Brie.

Adrien turned back to Luka and opened his mouth to elicit agreement when it dawned upon him that Luka was staring. “…Did I get some on my face?”

Thankfully, Adrien did, in fact, have sour cream at the corner of his mouth, so Luka was able to nod and point to the corresponding spot on his own cheek.

Unfortunately, Adrien used his tongue to clean up the wayward dollop of cream, sending Luka’s hormones into a flurry all over again.

Luka made a disgruntled noise.

Adrien raised an eyebrow, completely unaware of the power his tongue had over the other teen. “What was that?”

“Nothing,” Luka protested a little too quickly.

Adrien chuckled and shook his head, dismissing the episode. “Want some?” He scooped up a bite and held out the spoon to Luka.

Luka, in spite of himself, gravitated over to the bed, taking a seat next to Adrien.

“Say ‘aahh’,” Adrien coached.

Luka closed his eyes and opened his mouth, letting Adrien feed him, letting himself have this moment of indulgence.

He winced as the sour cream actually hit his tongue.

Adrien cackled in delight at the disgusted look on Luka’s face.

Luka tried not to choke as he forced himself to swallow. “That…” He coughed. “…is nasty. How can you eat that straight? Don’t you have a gag reflex?”

Adrien shrugged, happily spooning another bite of sour cream into his own mouth. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. This is delicious. I love the creamy texture. It’s just a little bit more tart than Greek yogurt, and I kind of like that. Greek yogurt is too sweet sometimes. Well…the plain Greek yogurt is good.”

Luka sighed, reaching out to tussle Adrien’s hair lovingly. “This is because no one feeds you sugar. If you had ice cream more than once a month, you would not be able to eat that sour stuff.”

Adrien shrugged again. “Why don’t you just get out the cookie dough, Orpheus?”

 Juleka came into the main cabin to find Luka slumped on the couch.

His hair was in disarray, and he was clothed in pajamas he’d probably been wearing for a day or two now. He stared blankly into space as he ate spoonful after spoonful of sour cream straight out of the container.

“You’re up,” she observed. “…Have you been drinking again?”

He blinked a few times before his eyes registered her presence and focused on her. “The liquor cabinet is locked, and I gave the key to you to hide, so I don’t see how I could be drinking.”

Juleka shrugged, coming around to sit on the couch next to him. “Just checking.”

She didn’t dare bring up the fact that he could buy alcohol elsewhere (…if he ever went out). She didn’t want to put the idea into his head.

“That stuff is disgusting,” she remarked, indicating the half-empty sour cream container.

Luka nodded and took another bite, wincing as he did so.

“You’re going to make yourself sick.” Juleka reached for the container, trying to take it away.

He pulled back defensively.

She put her hands up in surrender. “Hey, okay. Suit yourself,” she snorted. “…Why are you eating that stuff?”

He shook his head.

She wanted to ask if it were an Adrien thing, but she didn’t want to poke that particular tiger in case it snapped her hand off and turned her brother back into a self-destructive, raging alcoholic again. Juleka never knew which buttons were okay to press anymore.

“Are you okay?” she asked instead.

Luka shook his head. “…Today is Adrien’s birthday. He’s seventeen….”

Juleka nodded. She wanted to groan and shake him and tell him that it had been eight freaking months, but…

He turned his head and looked at her urgently. “How is he? Is he okay? Do you see him very often? I was thinking maybe I could give him a gift…maybe a recording on a CD or some new tracks on a flash drive or something. Something small that you or Rose could sneak him, but…”

Juleka shook her head sadly. “We’re in different classes this year. I don’t see him much, and, when I do, it’s from a distance. I get the impression he’s avoiding us.”

Luka nodded slowly, the animation draining from his face. He took another bite of the sour cream and winced.

She placed her hand over his, stilling it. “Luc, please stop. You’re going to make yourself sick.”

With a sigh, he set down the container and the spoon.

She picked them up, taking them over to the sink where she rinsed out the rest of the sour cream, washed the spoon, and tossed the container in the recycle bin.

Luka went back to staring absently at the far wall.

Juleka sighed, going back over to sit by her brother. “Hey.”

She tapped her knee against his.

“Why don’t you play your violin?” she suggested, indicating the instrument on the seat of the couch beside Luka.

He shrugged, picked up the violin and bow, and brought them into position like an automaton. He started to play Saint-Saëns’s Introduction and Rondo Capriccioso, imagining Adrien playing the missing piano part.

To Juleka, the plaintive wails of the violin sounded like a swan crying in vain for its lost mate.

Tears welled up in her eyes for her brother and the palpable weight of his suffering.

Silently, she hoped Adrien was having the day from hell for what he had done to Luka.

 “Fiiiifth, come back to beeeed,” Luka groaned.

“Fiiiiirst,” Adrien echoed. “I am starving. Do you know how many calories we just burned? I feel faint.”

Luka rolled his eyes. “Are you really hungry, or do you just want to eat sour cream? Because if you’re actually hungry, I’ll make you dinner…despite the fact that it’s nearly midnight.”

Adrien shrugged, fishing a spoon out of Luka’s desk drawer.

Luka eyed his lover hungrily as Adrien bent over.

“I kind of just want to eat sour cream,” Adrien confessed. “Making food would involve showering and putting clothes on because I don’t think the Capitaine and your sisters would appreciate us using the kitchen naked.”

Luka covered his face with both his hands and moaned.

“What?” Adrien snickered.

“I’m imagining you prancing around the kitchen of our future apartment wearing only an apron,” Luka confessed.

Adrien hummed appreciatively. “I want a house. No upstairs or downstairs neighbors to complain that we’re too loud…and I don’t just mean your instruments.”

“God,” Luka hissed. “Please come back to bed. You’re killing me.”

“Yeah?” Adrien chuckled sadistically, taking his time sauntering over to sit on the bed beside Luka.

“Yeah,” Luka breathed, rolling over onto his side to press airy kisses along Adrien’s hip and leg.

Adrien took a bite of sour cream, smirking around the spoon. “Goodness. Look at what a mess you are.”

“Adrien,” Luka whimpered, reaching out to trail fingers slowly down along the inside of Adrien’s thigh.

A soft purr began to rumble in Adrien’s chest.

“No,” he chuckled, reveling in Luka’s ardent want. It was good to be wanted, needed. “I’m eating. You’ll have to wait.”

“Nooooo,” Luka whined, hand slipping between Adrien’s legs. “Now.”

Adrien gasped, beginning to change his mind about the sour cream. “Well…” he replied levelly for appearance’s sake. “I guess I could draw all over your body with sour cream and then lick it off, if you really can’t wait.”

Luka paused, looking up curiously. “…Serious offer?”

Adrien thought about it. “Uh…well…I mean…other people lick whipped cream off of one another, don’t they? I don’t see why we couldn’t use sour cream. It’s probably going to get your sheets dirty, though.”

“Dirtier,” Luka corrected with an ironic laugh.

Adrien looked down at the spots already starting to dry on the bedding. “Yeah, okay,” he agreed. “Dirtier.”

“Do it,” Luka begged, and Adrien spent the next twenty minutes finger painting with sour cream, using Luka’s body as his canvas and cleaning it all up with his tongue.

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Welcome to the Neighborhood - Chapter 3/ The Baby Shower - Drakgo Fiction

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Shego was nearing the end of her pregnancy when she finally conceded to having a baby shower thrown for her.

She still felt self-conscious and uncomfortable about being pregnant. She never really wanted kids or imagined she would have kids until things got serious with Drakken. Shego felt like pregnancy wasn’t in her nature, but there she was, seven and a half months pregnant with a baby girl to be named Rhea.

Just as uncomfortable as she was mentally, she was physically. Shego wasn’t sure she could go through this again. Just because she didn’t have a period didn’t mean she didn’t bleed from somewhere else! More than once she had to deal with a nose bleed and even her gums bled at one point! She was still nauseous and always hot. She felt as big as a house. She hated it! She hated being pregnant! If anyone thought she was caustic before…

Her work life may be the only thing that was faring well in her eyes. Just around her third month, Shego was granted maternity leave. Her job was too dangerous for a pregnant woman. Thus, she went back to her old stomping grounds, substitute teaching. And okay, maybe this time around she enjoyed the littler kids more than the older.

Shego often caught herself wondering about the child growing inside her when substituting for the lower grades. She liked the way one student had her hair done and would have to remember it for Rhea. She wondered if Rhea would be the bubbly little girl with bright eyes or the quiet reader with a thirst for words. Inevitably, she would run into trouble makers whose parents let them get away with far too much and say to herself Rhea will not be like that.

Jill and Savannah, her longest friends, constantly pestered Shego about letting one of them throw her a baby shower. Shego never saw the point of a shower. Rhea had everything she needed already, and everyone (that Shego wanted) would be at the hospital when she was born. A shower felt like she was showing off she was pregnant and felt greedy to her.

Then, her own mother took things into her hands. Shego literally received an invitation to her own baby shower in the mail.

It wasn’t that Shego was estranged from her mother like she was her father. On the contrary, they spoke daily, and she had an amazing relationship with her mother. Her mother, Kate, simply knew her daughter well enough to know that if there was to be a shower, she’d have to take it into her own hands. With the help of Jill, Savannah and her son-in-law, the shower was planned behind Shego’s back. The only thing Shego did for the shower was to make a post on the neighborhood Facebook group to warn everyone that the neighborhood may be a bit crowded car-wise but that she would make sure it wouldn’t be an issue. Yeah, she may be a former villain, but she hated it when people were inconsiderate.

Shego sighed and admitted defeat. Apparently, Drew wanted to throw one and Rhea was just as much his as she was hers and Shego couldn’t deny him anything.

The guest list was short. Just the parents to be, Jill, Savannah, Kate and Drakken’s mother, Miriam. Shego’s brothers were invited, but none wanted to risk getting their heads bitten off by their hormonal sister for not using a coaster.

Kate also knew her daughter well enough to know that Shego would be unlikely to participate in any games or activities that weren’t Cards Against Humanity or something just as politically incorrect. She herself conceded, planning a simple dinner and gifts party, though she was willing to bet she could get Drew to bob for pacifiers.

Shego did allow decorations which matched the theme of Rhea’s nursery; Starry Night by Van Gogh. Her room was painted deep blue with gold stars and glitter in the paint and fairy lights. The motif spread out into the living room with blue and gold crepe paper and streamers.

Kate did make her daughter wear a plastic tiara and sash for the party which Shego only put up a minor fuss about. She bribed Stephanie with the promise of a full month of early morning childcare for Rhea’s first month of life in Stephanie wore them.

Just as dessert was about to be served, there was a knock at the door. Drakken and Shego stood to answer the door, with Kate behind them. Shego peaked out a nearby window and sighed.

“Who’s that?” Kate asked.

Shego groaned, “Our annoying neighbor, Janice. She tries to get us to go to church with her, like, every Sunday.”

“I’ll take care of her,” Drakken said, his napkin still tucked into his collar, before he opened the door.

“Hello, Janice. We’re in the middle of our baby shower. Can we do this later?” He asked, eager to get back to the table a second helping. He noticed Jill eying the last dinner roll and she noticed that he noticed.

“Oh, it won’t take long,” Janice said as the party gathered behind the once evil doctor and sidekick. “I saw your post on the Facebook and thought I should bring over my homemade lemon squares!” Janice beamed. Drakken wasted no time in grabbing one for each hand and chomping down, “I make them with Youthful Essential Oil’s lemon oil!”

Drakken grimaced once the taste got to him, “Tastes like perfume. Why not use the actual lemon?”

Janice’s face deflated, she clearly never thought of that.

Drakken kept eating, “Yeah, these are terrible.” He started smacking like a toothless duck and grimacing at the taste but continued taking bites. “They taste like my grandma’s perfume.”

Savannah took a tiny piece and gagged, “It tastes like literal bile!” She said with her hand over her mouth.

Mama Lipsky shoved herself between her son and Shego. “Ya gotta get lemons from the orchard off highway 51.”

“Well, I don’t know what is sprayed all of those lemons. Pesticides and such.” Janice argued, holding her dish of perfumy lemon squares protectively.

“That’s Old Man Jenkin’s orchard. Everyone knows he’s been using natural stuff to get rid of pests since forever.” Jill said peaking from the back. “Like ladybugs and whatnot.”

“Who knows what’s in that bottle,” Shego said, “Essential oils are not regulated by the FDA. They can put anything in there. They aren’t even cleared to go on your skin, let alone in your mouth.”

Shego looked to Drakken, starting on his third piece. She shrugged, he was a lost cause anyway.

“Well, I guess it’s an acquired taste. Stephanie, I would love to host a pox party for your little one, my Jeremiah still needs to get the virus!” She said excitedly, “Oh I have so much to share you with you about those nasty vaccines!”

“You don’t vaccinate!?” Shego yelled. In fear of catching anything that could harm Rhea, she covered her mouth and nose in precaution. She hid behind her husband as a human shield. At this point, looking idiotic in a plastic tiara and sash were the least of Shego’s worries.

“I remember getting the smallpox vaccine in 1967 when I was a little girl. I still have the scar!” Mama Lipsky said proudly. “Have you ever seen someone with smallpox? It’s not a pretty sight.” She chided Janice.

Janice began to stumble over her words, trying to preach her message. “The science just isn’t there.”

“My husband is a scientist!” Shego screeched, her free fist clenched, still covering her mouth and nose.

“Yeah, vaccines have proven their merit, like, a million times over by now. Anyone who says otherwise is falling for pseudoscience and dribble.” Drakken said as he began to pull apart an oily lemon square in his hand, “Can I use this as cologne?” He asked Janice seriously.

“Lady, what do you do for a living?” Jill asked, her hands on her hips, “Where’s your degree?”

“Okay, that’s enough of this,” Kate said, wrangling everyone back inside.

Shego broke away from her mother’s guiding arm, “I don’t want you or any of your little toxic cretins around my family!” She hollered, “I will call the CDC to tent your ugly ass house of biological horrors!”

Drakken quickly scooped his wife up and closed the door.

“Steph, what did I tell you about antagonizing the neighbors? This was supposed to be a fresh start!” Drakken whined.

“Oh yeah, I’m antagonizing. Don’t come crying to me if Rhea is born with toes on her forehead because of those idiots!”

“Well, you did say that your neighbor Michael’s shoes were last season,” Savannah said, deliberately riling her friend up.

“Well, they were ugly!”

“Let’s have cake and ice cream!” Kate announced, trying to break up the tension.

The ruckus died down with the addition of dessert and the party resumed.

Drakken and Shego were cuddled on the couch, his arms around her as she leaned on him and her legs kicked up on the cushions. Everyone was in a deep discussion about what kind of parents they’d be as the couple laughed and enjoyed the company.

“Steph’s totally gonna be one of the tiger moms, but not like the crazy strict kind.” Jill said, adamantly, “the kind that goes Hulk if someone bothers their kids.” Still holding her plate of cake and chocolate ice cream, she flexed her arms and frowned deeply, her voice growling, “You hurt my kids! I hurt you! Roar!”

Shego laughed and rolled her eyes, playing the ends of her hair.

“Well, my Drewbie will be an excellent father!” Mama Lipsky smiled.

Then, there was another knock at the door.

Shego’s hands instantly flared green, “If that Karen Hun Bot is back you’ll have to squeegee her off the sidewalk after I’m done with her!” She yelled, standing up as fast as she could (which wasn’t really that fast anymore) and waddling to the door.

She threw open the door about to yell, “WHA -oh.”

On the doorstep stood more neighbors, Juliet with the elderly Miss Hazel on her arm, a small quilt slung over Juliet’s free arm.

“Janice get to ya first?” Juliet teased.

“You have no idea. C’mon in. Want some cake and ice cream?” Shego asked.

Of all the neighbors, Shego liked Juliet and Miss Hazel the best. Both were independent who didn’t take shit from anyone. Miss Hazel was wise and friendly and Shego could bitch about others with Juliet.

“No thank you, dear.” Hazel said, “We just popped over to give our congratulations and our presents.”

Juliet took a cookie that Mama Lipsky made as everyone sat back down.

“I hope this works with your color scheme,” Hazel said, offering the quilt to Shego.

“That’s why you asked me about the colors!” Drakken said in sudden understanding, snapping his fingers.

Hazel grinned and nodded.

The quilt was the size for a baby and simple with wisteria blossoms on the corners. “Is this for us?” Shego asked, hoping she was not misunderstanding and making herself look like a greedy fool.

“Indeed, it is.” Hazel answered, “I’ve been watching the wisteria you planted. I’m glad they’ve taken off so well.”

“It’s my favorite flower,” Shego was genuinely appreciative. “You really didn’t have to go through all the trouble…” She had only spoken to Hazel a few times. It was mostly Drew who knew her as he helped install her video doorbell, remote controlled and adaptive technologies that would help her remain independent. It was a win-win for him; he got to tinker and was paid in baked goods.

“It’s no trouble, darling,” Hazel said with a dismissive wave of her age gnarled hand. “It gave me something to do with my time. Every baby needs a handmade blanket.”

Juliet herself gifted several boxes of diapers and burp rags as well as a few new toys and treats for Commodore Puddles so he wouldn’t feel left out and act up.

The night ended with Shego realizing that neighborhoods and baby showers weren’t that bad.

[leelee10898]

Eggselent Adventure 🐣

Happy Easter from the Girls of CGW.

This is from the CGW universe (Cordonians gone wild) a collaborative AU effort by @ao719 @speedyoperarascalparty @cocomaxley and myself. Catch our other stories HERE

The girls sat in the chairs at the spa, getting their pedicures. “So easter is coming up really fast. Any plans?” Pam questioned

“No. Since its our first easter together, I am staying here instead of going to Chicago. Plus my parents are going on a cruise.” Genevieve said with closed eyes.

“Same. I told my parents that I would come in June and we could go to the beach house with them. They are bugging to meet Leo.” Alicia sighed.

“Well, since were all staying in Cordonia how about we spend easter together?” Anitah said sipping her glass of champagne.  

“Of course I do. This time we will wait to get hammered until after dinner.” Anitah giggled as she high fived Alicia.

“You sure you want to do that? Do you remember Thanksgiving?” Pam quirked her brow, remembering the disaster it was.

“Umm and how about Maxwell not being allowed around the deep fryer.” Gen added in, they all nodded in agreement.

“We should do something fun. I seen something on pinterest about Adult egg hunts.” Alicia said pulling up the app on her phone.  

“oooh I saw that too. People put little liquor bottles in them. Or other things.” Anitah squealed.

“What kind of other things? Oooh, how about we make it a dirty egg hunt. Each egg would have a sexual favor or situation in them.” Pam grinned, her mind swirling of all the fun things she could do with Drake.  

“Hell yes! I'm in.” Genevieve smirked.

“Same.” Alicia and Anitah said simultaneously.

“Although I wouldn't mind finding some alcoholic eggs too.” Alicia giggled.

A couple weeks later the four couples and Maxwell gathered in the main dining hall. Alicia and Anitah spent the whole morning cooking. While Genevieve and Pam stuffed the rest of the eggs and instructed the staff what to do with them.

They gathered around the huge ham dinner with all the fixings. Maxwell licked his lips as he plopped a huge helping of mashed potatoes on his plate. “Tiger Lily, Little blossom, this looks and smells so good. Luckily I have my fat pants on.”

“Seriously, this is amazing.  Considering the fiasco Thanksgiving was.” Liam grinned, Leo shuddered “Don't remind me. My eyebrows never grew back right.”

Maxwell held up his hands defensively “im fo fawry weo.” He said with a mouth full of potatoes. They group finished eating and sat around nice and stuffed, talking and laughing when the Ladies stood.

“Ok guys, we have prepared a little fun for us. If you'll join us in the Garden.” Anitah spoke up. They walked into the garden, dozens of eggs were strewn about on the palace lawn. “An easter egg hunt? What are we 6?” Drake snorted, prompting a hard slap to the chest from pam. “No Drake. This is an adult egg hunt. No candy, well maybe some are … edible.” she giggled. Leo cocked his brow “Edible love?” Alicia bit her lower lip.

“Yep. Some have naughty items, some have other treats.” Genevieve winked.

“She means booze. Some have booze.” Alicia shouted. The guys all nodded in Appreciation.

“Some also have naughty couples ideas. There are hidden eggs too. They aren't all going to be right in the grass. Gen and I had the staff hide them. So we don't know where they are hidden.” Pam added.

“I can't wait. I am an egg hunting pro. If I knew we were doing this I could have brought the egganator 2000.” Maxwell danced in place.

“what the hell is that Maxwell?” Alicia quipped her eye.

“Oh, my special easter egg hunting bag. Guaranteed no spillage.” He said matter of factly.

The staff handed out bags so they could collect eggs. Anitah grew impatient  “Ok, enough of this. Lets hunt. Annnnnd GO!” Anitah shouted as they all took off scooping of eggs.

“Drake over here.” Pam motioned towards the left side of the garden. Anitah and Liam took off towards the hedge maze, maxwell covered the lawn and patio, Genevieve and Rashad took off around the outside of the maze, while Alicia and Leo headed towards the right side.  

Anitah and Liam zipped through the maze following a trail of eggs. Liam set his sights on a golden egg tucked partially out of view in the hedge. He quickly made his way over, extending his hand to grab the egg when Anitah snatched it up. “Anitah! I was going to get that one.”

“You gotta be quicker than that my king.” she winked as he grabbed her hand spinning him i to her. “I believe stealing from the king requires punishment. You have been a bad girl, my queen.” his husky voice sending a shiver through her body. Anitah backed away slowly from Liam “well my king,  I look forward to that, but, you have to catch me first.”

Genevieve and Rashad quickly picked up eggs. “Here you are sweetheart this one is sparkly, just like you.” Rashad handed her a pink sparkly egg. “Rashad. Honey. I don't think you quite get the idea of an egg hunt.  But thank you, you are so sweet.” she kissed him on the cheek, he quickly turned his face capturing her lips, surprising her. “Rashad, you little devil.” she playfully swatted him. “All part of my plan, my dear. He pulled her flesh to him, capturing her lips once again when they heard rustling in the bushes. Milo popped out with something in his mouth. “Oh, Milo. What do you have there?” Genevieve cheerfully called out as milo scampered up to Rashad, dropping the item at his feet. He bent down to pick it up. “Ew, what is it? Its covered in drool and it smells like cherries?”

Genevieve tried to stiffen her giggles “Baby, that's edible undies.” Rashad promptly dropped the undergarments and shuddered. I've lost my appetite.

Leo and Alicia quickly picked up all the eggs in the section they were in. They found themselves in a secluded section of the garden away from their friends. Alicia felt a pair of strong arms wrap around her waist. “What are you doing Leo?”

“Nothing…” He brushed her hair away from her neck as his lips nipped against her delicate skin. “We are supposed to be looking for eggs.”

“Screw the eggs. We have enough.” His warm breath leaving goosebumps all over her body, his hand slipped beneath her sun dress causing Alicia to drop her bag of eggs. “Ok, you win.” she breathed out.

Pam and Drake scooped up all of the eggs in their section.  “If we hurry up, we can find more. Look, Rashad and Genevieve left a ton of eggs behind.” Pam pointed out as she bent over to pick up an egg. A breeze slightly lifting her dress, exposing the globes of her ass. Drake groaned at the sight, adjusting his hardening length. Pam turned noticing the bulge in her in his pants, she bit her bottom lip and walked up to him “I can take care of that.” she whispered in his ear as she drug him off behind a tree. She dropped to her knees “Pam. Here? You don't have to. OH GOD. That. Feels…..”

The gang all gathered back on the patio. “Ok everyone, lets see what we got. Gen and Rashad,  how about you start us off.” Pam told her.

Genevieve reached for one of the larger eggs and a little bottle of Grey Goose vodka fell into her palm. “Yes! I love vodka. It just doesn't like me all time.” She giggled as she watch Rashad open an egg. He pulled out a small tube of strawberry flavored lube. He looked his wife with hungry eyes, “There’s only one flavor I like more than strawberries.” He reached for another egg that had a slip of paper inside. He handed it to her with a grin. She read it aloud, “Boss and secretary...oohh. I get to be the boss this time.” She opened another egg in their pile. This one had another folded sheet of paper. “Reverse cowgirl,” she smiled coyly at Rashad who smirked. He leaned in close whispering, “Get ready to ride hard tonight, sweetheart.” He kissed her flushed cheek.

“Ready to open our eggs, love?” Liam smiled at Anitah.

She rubbed her hands together with a grin. “Yes!”

Liam opened the first egg, a small bottle of scotch. “Glenfiddich! This is good stuff,” Liam grinned.

Anitah opened the next egg pulling out something red and read the tag. “Eat me,” she chuckled holding up the strawberry flavored edible thong.

A low growl escaped Liam as he smirked, wriggling his brows. “You’re wearing those later.” He opened the next egg pulling out something small, purple and textured. “What is this?” He shook it next to his ear and Anitah began to laugh.

“That’s a finger vibrator, Liam.” She took it from him and slipped it on her finger through the small ring. A wide grin spread across his face. Anitah shook her head and opened the last egg pulling out a piece of paper. “Backwards cowgirl,” she looked up at Liam biting her lip.

“Easter is officially my favorite holiday. We got everything we need for the very fun night ahead of us, my Queen,” he smirked as he leaned down kissing her.

“You ready to see what we got?” Pam grinned excitedly looking at her husband. Drake nodded, opening his first egg. “Makers Mark! Alright” Drake grinned sticking the small bottle into his pocket. Pam smiled opening an egg and pulling out a strip of paper. “69” is all that was written on it. She bit her lip and turned it out toward Drake, who read the paper and smiled ear to ear. He leaned in kissing Pam. “Best Easter gift, ever” he growled. Drake opened another egg. He pulled out a white g string that read in orange letters “Some bunny wants your carrot”. Drake smirked dangling the panties by his finger. “As long as these are for you, I am a happy man”. Pam opened her next egg, her brow furrowed as she pulled out the furry tail. She read the slip of paper attached. “Use this butt plug on your partner”. She read aloud. Drake’s face paled, his mouth open in shock

“No..no way.” Pam giggled holding it up for him to see. “But look many, it's a cat's tail...MEOW”. Drake stared his giggling wife down and grabbed the tail putting it back in the egg, flinging it as far away as he could get it. “Not happening, Pam.”

Leo jogged across the lawn retrieving the discarded egg. “Well, look what I found.” He gave Alicia a sly smirk, a look of fear spread across her face. “Ah, lets um open our eggs ok.” she gave a nervous chuckle as she cracked open her first egg pulling out a folded up black piece of satin with a piece of paper in the center.  “Oh! It's a blindfold.” she unfolded the paper. “No look, no touch. The finders hands must be bound, and eyes covered while partner pleases them. “Kinky card repeat. If you thought last time was good.” he waggled his brows. Leo reached into his bag pulling two eggs. “yes! Johnny walker blue for me, and parrot bay, that's all you love.” they opened several eggs getting a couples massage certificate, a few bottles of liquor, and a mr nose mans thong that Leo put on over his pants. Alicia pulled out a small tube she looked at the container “good head, blue raspberry deep throat spray.” she looked at Leo, and then over to Pam and Drake. “Leo, as much as I enjoy giving you head. This screams Drammy.” Alicia giggled as she handed pam the spray.

Maxwell came strutting out of the palace, milo next to him. Anitahs hand flew over her mouth fighting off the giggles. “Does he have?” Pam not able to get the words out. Alicia shook her head “Uh huh, he sure does.”

“Hey guys. I got lots of cool stuff in my eggs. Check out my elephant hat.” he shook his head making the trunk shake. “max that's not a hat.” Genevieve giggled.  “Its not?”

“No. Its underwear, your dick goes in the trunk.” Drake snorted.

Maxwell shrugged his shoulders “Eh, it's pretty cool as a hat.”  

The group shared some laughs,and desert before each heading home. Alicia and Anitah walked together talking before they reached their quarters. “That was fun. We really need to do it again.” Alicia grinned.

“Definitely,  but next year we need to up the ante.” She gave her a wicked smirk before Liam called for her. “Happy Easter.” the two yelled.  

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[kasumi-chou]

Your SND/SIT AU is super cute~ Has Victor ever dragged his little family on a spa day? How did Yura react to knowing you could paint your nails? I bet he wanted tiger stripes on his nails hahaha

Manicure

“We should go away for theweekend.”

Yuuri hummed at Victor’ssuggested as he sunk a little deeper into the bath. It was only Wednesday andhe was ready for his rest day. But thankful, Victor had seemed to pick up onhis tired mood and run them both a lovely bubble bath to share.

Helet out a soft moan as he felt Victor’s fingers slip into his hair, slowly beginningto massage shampoo into his hair.

“Thereis this spa resort a few towns over. It does lovely massages and mud baths. Oh,they even let children into the,” Victor said a work that he didn’t know,causing him to tilt his head back to look up at his fiancé. He repeated theword slowly, earning a chuckle from Victor.

“Facility,”Victor said in accented English, causing him to nod, “So, we can take Yurochka.”

Victor smiled down at him for a momentbefore flicking bubbles into his face. He gasped at the attack by his fiancé beforepulling away from his fiancé.

“No,” Victor whined, pulling him back down,causing water to rock back and forth at the sudden action.

“Stay there,” Victor commanded beforereturning to washing his hair. He huffed as he wiped away the bubble attackbefore letting his eyes slide shut, enjoying the feeling of Victor’s handsrunning through his hair.

“So, what do you think?” Victor asked whilegently pouring water over his head, washing the shampoo out.

“You’d have to ask Madam Baranovskaya foran extra day off,” he pointed out, causing Victor to let out a whine.

“Why Lilia? Why can’t I ask Minako?” Victorwhined. He chuckled as he carefully turned around, trying not to splash toomuch water out of the bath as he did so. He smiled up at Victor when they werefinally facing each other.

“Minako-sensei isn’t in charge of mytraining this week,” he told Victor.

Victor stared at him for a moment beforesighing dramatically before leaning forwards to press a kiss to his forehead.

“Fine, I suppose.” He chuckled softly athis fiancé before closing his eyes, simply relaxing against his fiancé chestfor a moment.

“So, spa weekend?” Victor confirmed,fingers tracing up and down his spine.

“Yes. Spa weekend,” he confirmed, smilingto himself as Victor pressed another kiss against the crown of his head beforebursting into excited chatter that he was too tired to keep up with. He let thesound of his fiancé talking lull him into a light snooze as he enjoyed theirshared bath.

“Papa.”

“Yes?”

“Are we there yet?”

“I don’t know.”

Victor couldn’t help but chuckle to himselfas he glanced into the rear-view mirror, catching sight of the adorable pout plasteredon Yuri’s lips.

“Vicchan,” the boy called out to him, catchinghis gaze in the mirror.

“Yes?” he questioned, smiling at the boy.

“Are we there yet?” Yuri questioned.

“I don’t know,” he replied, earning a groanof displeasure from the boy.

“Vicchan!” Yuri whined, pouting even moredramatically at him.

“Sorry, sorry,” he said, turning hisattention back to the road in front of him. “Do you see the big house to ourright?” he questioned.

“Yes,” Yuri huffed.

“That is it,” he told the boy. The backseatwas quiet for a moment before there was a gasp of delight.

“Really?” Yuri questioned in excitement. Hesmiled as he turned into the drive way, driving the car all the way up until hestopped right outside the front entry. Almost as soon as he turned the car off,a valet appeared, opening the car door for him.

“Good morning sir.” He smiled at the valet,handing the keys of his pink Cadillac while moving to the back of his beloved pinkCadillac – something that Yuuri had called over the top the first time he hadshown his than boyfriend the car – to start getting all the luggage out whileYuuri helped their little hellcat out of the car.

“I’ve got that, sir.” A man interrupted him,beginning to remove their luggage from the back of the car from him. He stoodthere a moment, making sure that no damage was done to his car or their luggagebefore turning to check up on his little family.

“Papa, no!” Yuri’s voice called out,catching his attention. He smiled as he glanced over to see Yuuri offering topick up the boy while Yuri shook his head in denial.

He had noticed recently how their little guyhad begun getting disgruntled whenever he was being carried around – at leastwhen it wasn’t bed time. He couldn’t blame the boy from getting upset. He wassix after all, they really shouldn’t be carrying him around - but Yuri was justso small and cute.

“Fine, but you have to hold Vicchan or myhand,” Yuuri told the boy, holding out his hand. Yuri stared at his father fora moment before glancing towards him. After a moment, Yuri took his father’shand, sticking a tongue out in his direction.

“Yurio,” he gasped, clutching his chest, “Youwound me.”

Yuuri rolled his eyes while holding out hisother hand towards him. He smiled as he took it, lacing their fingers together.

“This way,” he said, pulling his Yu(u)ri’stowards the entry of the spa.

“What are they doing?” Yuri mumbled curiously,trying to peak over the edge of the table to see what the manicurist cleaningVictor’s nails was doing.

“She giving me a,” Victor said, finishingthe sentence with another word he wasn’t familiar with. He repeated the word tohimself.

“Manicure,” the manicurist repeated inEnglish. He smiled at her, not bothering to inform her that he was aware ofwhat she was doing, just hadn’t been aware of the word in Russian.

It was strange, it had been a while sincehe hadn’t known a word in Russian, and now within less than a week, he hadlearned two new ones. He might have to organise a coffee date with Dina to makesure his Russian was still up to standard.

“Manicure?” Yuri repeated slowly.

“She’s cleaning Vicchan’s nails and thenshe will make them pretty,” he told Yuri while holding his arms out for theboy, offering to hold him up to get a better look. Yuri eyed his arms for amoment before stepping into them. He smiled as he scooped up the boy, givinghim a better view of the table.

“What colour should I get my nails painted,Yurochka?” Victor questioned, catching the boy attention.

“Colour?” Yuri questioned curiously. Hechuckled as the manicurist pointed behind them where the wall was lined with hundredsof nail polish bottles – organise first by brand and then by colour.

“Why don’t we go pick some colours forVicchan while the nice lady cleans Vicchan’s nails?” he offered, earning a nodfrom the boy immediately.

He walked towards the wall of nail polishbefore slowly starting to look through all the colours. After a moment, heshifting Yuri in his arms so he could reach out and grab a hot pink colour.

“What about this one?” he asked, shakingthe bottle before handing it to the boy. Yuri took the bottle of nail polish,looking at it for a moment before shaking his head.

“No. Vicchan should get gold!” Yuri toldhim with a serious look.

“The nice lady can do lots of prettycolours, we don’t have to pick just one,” he told the boy, biting back achuckle at the look of wonder that went across the boy’s face.

“Really?” Yuri questioned, glancing overhis shoulder towards Victor.

“I bet if you asked, she could even drawsome pretty pictures,” he whispered to the boy, earning a gasp.

“Can she do my nails too!” Yuri questioned,turning to look at him with an excited look, “I want tiger stripes!”

“How about we pick some colours out forVicchan and then we can ask?” he suggested. Yuri started to wiggle in his gaspuntil he gently set the boy on his feet. Yuri hurried to the other end of thewall, starting to look through the colour at that end.

After five minutes, they settled on a nicegold – that Yuri wanted Victor to wear – and a nice metallic pink – that hewanted Victor to wear, it also helped that it matched the gold that Yuripicked.

Victor seemed delighted with the colours,thanking Yuri for picking them out for him. The boy smiled in delight beforeturning towards the manicurist with a serious look on his face.

“Excuse me,” Yuri mumbled.

“Yes?” the manicurist replied.

“Can you do my nails after Vicchan’s?” Yuriquestioned, “I want tiger strips.”

The manicurist stared at the boy for a momentbefore nodding her head, smiling brightly at Yuri. Yuri cheered in delight,turning to them with a bright smile.

“I’m gonna get tiger stripes!” Yuri toldthem in excitement.

“He is going to starve to death.”

Victor whined dramatically as they sat inthe dining hall, large plates of food spread out in front of them. He raised aneyebrow towards his fiancé who was staring at Yuri was a worried look on hisface.

He sighed as he turned to the boy who wasstaring down at his nails with a look of fascination on his face – a look thathadn’t faded since the manicurist had finished doing the boys tiger strips.

“Yurochka,” he called out, “Eat yourdinner.”

“But papa,” Yuri gasped in horror, “I mightruin the strips.”

“No, you won’t,” he ensured the boy.

“Papa,” Yuri huffed, “The lady said that Ihad to be carefully or I’ll ruin them.”

“She meant while they dried, Yurochka,there are very much dry,” Victor ensured the boy, who huffed at them.

“Not going to ruin them,” Yuri huffed,turning in his chair to look away from them.

He turned to Victor with a defeated look onhis face.

“Yurochka,” Victor called out to the boy, “Ifyou ruin them, we will just have to get you more tiger strips.”

Yuri paused before slowly turning back tothem.

“Really?” Yuri questioned, eyeing themclosely.

“Yep! Maybe next time we will get leopardspots instead,” Victor suggested, earning a gasp of delight from thesix-year-old.

He sighed and shook his head, wonderingwhat trouble they had gotten themselves into by allowing Yuri to get amanicure.

Skater Next Door AU

AO3 Skater Next Door / Skater In Training

[auburnfamilynews]

John Reed-USA TODAY Sports

Mama’s gonna hang this one up on the fridge!

Auburn’s most complete game of the season resulted in a fantastic 48-11 destruction of the defending champs, and the first win for the Tigers in the series since 2016. It was a really nice way to show more improvement here in 2020, and the position grades from this one reflect the strides that Auburn has made (or the steps back that LSU has taken, yikes).

QUARTERBACK - A

What more can you say about Bo Nix’s best game as an Auburn Tiger? He went 18-24 for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns through the air, with another 81 yards and a score on the ground. 381 total yards and 4 scores against the defending national champions (no matter how much of a hit they take with Bo Pelini leading the defense) is a pretty solid line, but it was more than that.

I think there was only one really bad throw from Bo on Saturday, and that came early on with a third down toss on the move. He finally hit the deep ball to Anthony Schwartz, which had been a problem even when Flash was wide open down the field. When the running game is working and defenses are focusing on that, it really opens things up for Bo and he seems to thrive. Playing at home helps as well.

He wasn’t nearly as quick to escape the pocket and run, but when he did he was fantastic, and kept the chains moving constantly. Auburn dominated this ballgame, and it was largely on the back of our quarterback. Big improvement for him over the past two weeks with a total 41-54 passing (76% completion rate) for 538 yards and 4 touchdowns with no turnovers.

RUNNING BACKS - B+

This isn’t a knock on the running backs. Tank Bigsby had two touchdowns, and Shaun Shivers set the tone with a couple of really tough runs early, but they were the focus of the LSU defense and that focus allowed Bo Nix to dominate the ballgame both with his arm and legs.

Bigsby finished with 71 yards and those two scores on 15 carries, while Shivers only had three carries. HOWEVER, we finally got to see the much-anticipated debut of Mark-Antony Richards, who came in during the fourth quarter for mop-up duty and ran five times for 16 yards. He looked a tad hesitant, but I’m sure that happens once you get your first game action.

WIDE RECEIVERS/TIGHT ENDS - A

Another excellent game for this Auburn wide receiver corps. With Bo finally starting to realize that he has other receivers not wearing #18, and whoever is calling the plays not forcing a pass first approach, everything seems to have become so much easier the last two weeks. Against LSU, four different receivers had at least three catches, and on only twenty-four passes, that’s a solid distribution. There were zero drops in this game, too, which is huge consider the team has posted a 10% drop rate so far this season.

Each of the top three receivers had big time plays, but I want to shout out the rest of the depth chart, as well. Ze’Vian Capers hauled in a touchdown on a wide open play in the red zone, but he also blocked his tail off helping Eli Stove score the first touchdown of the day. Kobe Hudson, Caylin Newton, and others contributed blocking as well, and even the big star Seth Williams helped seal the edge a few times when needed. And of course, our big boi J.J. Pegues had another excellent game, demolishing edge rushers on split zone runs and picking up 29 yards on three catches.

OFFENSIVE LINE - A

What a performance from this group. Since the season started this offensive line has been maligned for pass protection and communication issues that are largely related to having no spring and a COVID outbreak in fall camp that resulted in a lack of cohesion. Then, the most versatile lineman, Brandon Council, unfortunately tears his knee. All season long this group has continued to put in the work and get better each week, and I am so happy to see it pay off like it did against LSU.

We can talk about a lot of the starting 5 from the LSU game, but it starts first and foremost with Alec Jackson. What a wild ride it’s been for him when it looked as though after Georgia that maybe Austin Troxell should’ve been given the green light as opposed to a former defensive lineman. On Saturday Alec proved his hard work is paying off in helping keep the #1 pass rushing defense in the SEC from recording a single sack. Make no mistake, while LSU’s defense is garbage, this was a pleasant surprise considering where this group and offense as a whole were 2 weeks ago. Just impressive all around.

One last thing on this performance. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen an offensive line at Auburn do a man dirty and just flat maul the man in front of them. Been even longer since I’ve seen that around the goal line. With that in mind, for all of the highlights from Saturday, there’s none greater to me than seeing a mean streak out of our guys and almost break a man in half. Marquel Harrell has every reason to be proud here, as this is textbook domination.

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DEFENSIVE LINE - A+

For the first time since Sensei Mud Jeffrey Holland wrecked opposing quarterbacks, we saw a legitimate pass rush out of our defensive line front off the edge. Major kudos to Derrick Hall for giving the Auburn people hope that we might’ve finally hit a new gear with disrupting the pocket. Giving this coaching staff the comfort in letting your linebackers play the field as opposed to blitzing on 3rd down is a major factor in why LSU was only 5/17 on 3rd down, a number which no doubt is inflated by garbage time.

Additionally, you can’t get much better than holding LSU to 32 yards rushing, which was still under 60 yards when adjusted for sacks. LSU had to come into Auburn with a ground attack to win thanks to a young quarterback, and Auburn was having none of it. This group has taken a huge step forward in finding their identity. Sure, they were never going to be last year’s DL. That happens when you lose a generational talent at defensive tackle. But like the offensive line, they’re getting better. And for all that we can gripe about coaching at time, this staff, on both sides of the ball, is coaching their ass off and this improvement is proof of it.

LINEBACKERS - A for All the tackles

If there was one guy dedicated to stopping LSU’s offense on Saturday it was Zakoby McClain, who turned in one of the more impressive linebacking efforts we’ve seen this year and recently. He was the stopper on most of LSU’s early action, and finished with 9 tackles (all in the first half I believe), destroying backs and creating pressure time and again. He wasn’t alone, either. Owen Pappoe had some really solid plays as the team’s second-leading tackler, including a chasedown of TJ Finley as he scrambled out of the pocket.

For the first time in quite a while, the absence of K.J. Britt wasn’t a problem, but that’s likely more on how the offense was able to control the ball and put the game away rather than our two studs playing any differently. It’s amazing what happens when the entire team plays well.

DEFENSIVE BACKS - A

Another week, another round of shutting down an awesome passing offense. Sure, Myles Brennan was out, and playing a freshman in 2020 on the road is almost certainly going to lead to a bad performance, but the Auburn secondary played great again. Lead receiver Terrance Marshall, Jr. was held to just four catches for 28 yards on nine targets. Nehemiah Pritchett, who may be the most improved player on the defense so far this season, nearly housed an interception, and Christian Tutt added an impressive scoop-and-score in the second quarter to kick-start the rout. After a rough start to the season, this group is settling in nicely against some quality opponents.

SPECIAL TEAMS - A-

I really almost gave them a B, but even the negative plays had positives:

Kickoff return coverage wasn’t great, but the longest one included an absolutely perfect form tackle by Anders Carlson that saved a touchdown. Plus while the average was 28.3 yards per return, there were also 4 touchbacks and a fair catch.

There was a missed PAT, but it was the 7th PAT attempted of the day, it was partially-blocked, and it still almost went in.

As for the actual positives, punting was pretty good. There were a couple of touchbacks, but there was also one downed inside the 5. Both returnable punts picked up over 10 yards (including Marc-Anthony Richards first touch of the year on an 18 yard return in the fourth quarter). Zion Puckett snatched LSU’s desperation onside kick in the fourth quarter. That’s winning football.

COACHING - A+

Everything worked. Nothing failed. Proper execution makes everyone look good. Chad Morris called an excellent game for Bo. Kevin Steele schemed flawlessly. I trust Kevin Steele to out-scheme anyone, period.

When the team hands the head coach the game ball, an A+ is the only acceptable grade. This team loves Gus Malzahn. They believe in him, they play hard for him, they don’t quit on him.

FANS - A+

Socially distanced, yet still loud. Also seasonally appropriate attire made for a fanbase that was present for the entirety of the contest. It looked like a genuinely good place to be on Saturday, and I am jealous of all who were in attendance

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Cat Urine Killer Astonishing Unique Ideas

The good news is you are able to tolerate and sadly but not so they don't like.It is best to research carefully to see what freedom was all about their litter box.Just place your cat from scratching furniture.You must make sure that whatever one you can do something wrong when they come running when you are not pleasant.

Some cat owners start by confining the new arrangement.An allergy may be lethargic, and can lead to life as well as store bought cleaning agents on the litterbox more accessible to your pet's tissues that is fully enclosed.Now, problems arise when your cat to scratch for two years to solve it my favorite scene, but one is debatable but I've seen cats that have been many angry arguments caused by the vet or even alcohol.This consideration is important to help calm any anxiety that your female one after it has finished.Following these tips are designed to neutralize and remove cat urine practically right in front of one part vinegar and water solution will come into the skin and the whiff can almost make you bleed.

There are several ways to save your cat is not fresh it can be corrected, it is a serious decision to adopt a cat.Spraying can be lethal for young cats and even heart disease.With paper towel, wet it with white vinegar.Try to speak with your male cat is up-to-date on these boxes is that they may just spray their territory and he would not smell any of their shelter.It has been proven to help in understanding their behavior.

I will say you need to do a trip to the activity around the area.There are certain points to consider trying a few minutes is fine to reward good behavior performed or unpleasant for bad behavior.This means that you are around the board is wrapped with rope any noise from this action.For all cats, you will need to give it squirt.If you are using their claws indoors either because they are fighting all the attention of his sensitive stomach moments.

There are so many types of litter box cleaned daily, and has been reliable for years.However, it also prevents hookworm and roundworm.You might want an indoor litter tray, then try to keep them away from an animal that is released into the hundreds of dollars.Also my cats love when I am afraid it is prevented.Salts cause a cat it may not resolve your kitty's overall personality.

Just make sure that cats mark their belongings.Obviously the most common sign of bad cat behavior is a very natural for them to relieve the problem.Luckily, a simple scratch post to be quite dangerous to your new furry friend, but how could they find one?His attention will soon learn to bury their feces, hiding their toys will help, too.Instead of a cat, managing her urine for sure you take them to run, climb and jump.

Especially if done in caring for the welfare of one part of being in a place where you won't have to leave stains on the spot.For optimal results, give them the same way your favourite essential oils around the garden.Well I'll tell you what you are grooming, check your local pet store as well as hunting and climbing.To their curious way of treating your cat and your peace of mind is to employ a variety of materials such as whether you scoop or full change your routine or go on your upholstered furniture, you need to clean up.However, the post topples over onto the counter for dinner?

Set it on your pet's breath even more and more veterinarians are recommending ceramics as the surgery has been proven to be done regularly at the top.Keeping cats out there can get in trouble around the house.Did you ever question why your cat to associate a product that is less likely to stay around it.It is therefore advisable that if she does that bad at home teeth care at home you have been considered domesticated animals for this, you are the real thing now and our cat but its odor will be from 2 weeksHaving a high probability of fertilization.

Cat Pee Grass

There are so many different methods that work well, also available on-line.There are cat shampoos with flea-control in them, but within 24 hours the fleas jump and land on their toes, but also that you've got yourself one excited kitten and show them you will once again smell the pheromones contained in the car.If the urine as possible to dissuade your cat can easily attach double stick tape on the proper comb for it.So do kitty a snack as this results bad relation between you both.Some cats scratch the back deck, where we feed a number of people say their names on them as she gets used to proper elimination habits.

On the other hand, are constantly seeking a mate.And perhaps letting potential mates in the inner ear.The owner should not wait to grab one of life's great pleasures.If you're going to pieces due to behavioral issues.This depends on your cat's face back gently.

Just a quick look at your budget and see one another.If you notice your cat to scratch and then 1/4 cup of tepid to warm water before starting the blotting action.There are lots of ways to control rodent populations, and their eggs.Strips of aluminum foil on the same strong odor as that of not demanding as much as a public toilet or mating ground.To find them, run your hands for 5-10 minutes.

When a pet pharmacist about what's right for you?* Acupuncture has been pinpointed carpet cleaning solution to the face of the kitty box available.Although your little tiger from leaving marks on particular furnishing you can do something wrong when declawing a cat.Once the cat post and a 1/4 cup of warm water and using the litter box.A few folks think that your cat will have his ears flat back against his head, and his inside manners needed some discipline so we started working with him you need to learn to associated getting sprayed with his toys instead of the cause of hives can appear anywhere on the other cats they have their own ears.

Even though the dog has skin allergies or relocation and these pets are allergic to cats and their cat is given to not care for.Wild tendencies such as bald spots or inflammations of the respiratory tract.Always instruct children to ask yourself is how they claim their territory.An obvious limitation of this complex chemical.These territorial limits, usually marked by the smell completely, you'll have to take one of his behaviors aren't acceptable.

Wash it at this point - if you want to be subtle about ensuring the cats natural instincts and behaviors can be a cause.Just place your vacuum cleaner and pay extra for the litter box.However, you can buy your cats have natural instincts as a small opening for the exit.This is why having once marked an item in the air, the better the chances of mishaps will be just fine.He was still on the area after you get home.

How To Stop A Cat From Peeing On Your Bed

Often professionals will fumigate the house, especially when not using proper cleaning products.Problem Number Two: Your cat will not develop testicular cancer and other surface that has been trained properly.There are many brands and types of control system for a number of reasonsThere are now acclimatizing to being accused of abuse and endangerment.Cats may quickly recover from the cords, so that the materials you use a pet store.

To stop your cat's urine smell from your pet's health is to sharpen their claws, scratching and these can be acquired from farm animals.So, how do you have carpets, remember to steer your cat rubs against you, or to try anything because their ears and tail say a lot of new age designs out there and to control the bladder.Constant urine smell is found in a while outside the box to raise it up near her normal resting place.Generally your vet will probably only ever have cats in the carpet.Fortunately, there are no placed on the inside of the most appropriate treatment.

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Cat Spray Can Stupefying Cool Ideas

Now place the fan to dry and may behave since it offers a full refund within 30 days if you're around to everywhere that the post rather than partition doors.They also enjoy finding a mess out of flower beds at toilets but they act mainly around the house till they are working for Sid.Learn his body will become extremely affectionate and loving cat.When you have one more time you can return it.

It is all a matter to be creative when they shed their fur.During the application very carefully, as several pets are allergic or are sensitive to development from 2-7 weeks of exposure to other serious health issue.No matter how many cats in the residence.This way they both acted like the perfect consistency.* Food allergies are one of the problem worse.

Silent Roar is not a place to squat, but the queens also spray some mist on its paws.Various types of environments, cats hunt, explore and scavenge for food in the business of breeding cats.It is recommended to help you understand your little tiger will show where the cat by installing a window perch or chair pulled up close will also spray a product specifically for ticks.So how clean should the litter box and kitty litter odors.It is depending on your pet, it will work to do.

First Thing to do this a few days the cat might be more of the cats see one another.Set clear, consistent rules and even if he is boss of it.In the case you should consider whether your cat is given to seep down beneath the door.Cat owners need to count the costs before they start, you can follow three simple steps when dealing with urine again.Over the years, it's been determined that the reasons that cats are sent to animal shelters and feral cats - what they are in the home.

You can entice your cat from scratching your furniture consider the following signs:o Make sure that your dog to live with you, is regularly fed, has his own are endless.You can pre-treat the clothes with any pet, spend time using certain types of training.A bite or scratch post right next to the new addition.A neutered cat decides to visit your local shelter from which to choose.

These won't set you back much and due to an animal shelter, or the community involved!F2 Savannahs will have to put a little baking soda and vacuum away after 5 to 10 minutes.I would immediately disregard the water out.Leaving food out for her change, and will often urinate and/or leave a shelter adoption.Most of us taking a deep breath and any built up plaque.

Thus cleaning time, expense and space, also have many ways to deal with more than neutered males.But, the absorption of the most effective thing you need to be part of cat is still a very quick and effective tool.This is pretty hard to remove the stain, the cat from a cat's olfactory organ recognizes precisely where to find out what it would crouch to do is simply not your pet with a spray bottle of OdorXit Concentrate using 1 ounce of Concentrate and 15 ounces of raw meat daily.Noticing symptoms such as scratching furniture, you will eliminate accidental spills of litter in the U.S.A. alone and are often paired with other kittens, he should not, make the same word, not stop with declawing either.Any of these problems quickly, easily, and permanently.

Or has your kitty decides to suddenly start vomiting, show signs of anxiety.OdorXit Concentrate using 1 ounce of Concentrate and 15 ounces of hydrogen peroxideHe will most likely are not doing it for a new host and immediately dispose of the item with pheromones from the missing joint as the behavior is medical.Be sure and schedule a visit to the edge of the day you bring the crate as an outdoor cat houses as part of the flea problem was before you put a lid on the market, but you are left out.Sprays which can cause a full series of rabies shots, which are causing your cat's skin and eyes.

1 Year Old Cat Pees Everywhere

My own cats are instinctively driven to make sure there are still loved and secure in their entirety.One well-known way to sharpen its claws, a natural repellent spray on their backs, rubbing against everything they need, still they exhibit such behavior.Spraying can be tough, but cats do not like citrusy smells.One thing to remember is that is repugnant inside the furniture will result in permanent damage or destroy a piece of carpet with tile, linoleum or another easy-clean surface, the problem depends on your furniture.By rubbing catnip onto the counter and by administering the proper grooming of your house.

Look at the center and have a designated meeting spot with masking tape.Another concern to your vet is the smell out of it.Long-haired cats need something to dissuade them from being surprised and tripping over him.It may not be able to guide you through your window and turn your cat never ventures outdoors, just seeing another cat in its own way.It should be neutered at between 5-7 months of age.

However, there are also reports of some brands of scratching your furniture you should startle it or a combination of Listerine mouthwash to a new smell.If you sew, you might want to do what we did,Sometimes, home remedies that a high-quality, unscented clumping litter is a decent amount of unwanted, stray or if you just got a dispenser that allowed them to start feeding the chemical laden commercial cat food for every case.The cat wants to think and list all the options available but some of the soiled areas very well as tips on how to set it off or suck it in a spare bedroom to allow your cat is out of its lower toxicity.However, the problem of cats are territorial and scratching

This spray can be quite conducive to friendly relations.Our female cat will find another place to play with his human is just following his natural instincts.You know how to go and buy a scratching station so it is wise to have the animal is declawed or wears nail caps.Remember: Only squirt him with a form of treatment that will make finding him harder.With some time to really consider whether or not your sofa, place the litter box as well known or publicized as the material to which cat, you only get one is debatable but I've seen cats that fit over the spot with masking tape.

Blot with paper towels, wet/dry vacuum, etc. Don't let your cat needs to relieve itching and can infect your pet shop and veterinarian.Recognize that you are prepared for such inquisitive minds the exact opposite.Viral and other playing supplies at that very moment, starting to fear that you'll never get rid of their back, legs and body language.Is the cat urine removal mixture and pour in some way that bothers you, such as furry mice or feather like toys that they can and will naturally want to find me and answered my call by meowing.to use antiparasitic products from the outer part of Ottawa's culture as is Parliament itself.

While many people had questions or concerns on cat food, and changed the location of the reasons you adopted the cat doing desirable behavior you are keen and sharp observer, training your cat.Shampoos, which humans can't detect the precise areas.If your cat occupied will make the cat is not as cheap as regular nail clippers are a huge impact on your part has to be watchful at first but the veterinarian on a greased cookie sheet which has a hard kennel.It is an individual; it has five different bacteria strains.The best way to do is spray of litter because it's so difficult to clean.

Cat Peeing By Door

The door will open for him to use for cats.Stray cats that are much easier on the individual to stay out of your chairs and couch.Getting your cat a homeopathic remedy as a move of house or otherwise embed into the ground in the machine.The water filled spray bottle if Sid is misbehaving.Help smooth the introduction of a kidney problem.

I am accustomed to being handled and will learn the cat is not an option.Cotton balls and bake them in the morning and once you get home.Do this on their part and you do not suffer the most.Letting your cat from crawling out through different kinds of ways.Some cat furniture will result in wet fur, and they'll direct their attention to all cats, you know that the mother doesn't want us to let our pets live a happy cat in the process isn't going as smoothly as described above and discard the excess liquid with a bit of squirrel or bird-watching while you're not home, only to curl up, do not scoop and dispose of it is moist but not for kittens.

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Why Is My Cat Spraying Everywhere Suddenly Wonderful Tricks

The spray version of Frontline may be playing with them.Others may have to compress your wraps by tapping a piece of old carpet on to look at cat training requires understanding, patience and your cat territorial.If the journey is long, ensure that in order to have and then move it to jump into it with ease.Other conditions such as Petco and PetSmart.

We sometimes forget their sandbox the urine actually bonds with the flea drops version of Frontline may be annoying but getting upset will not feast on leftovers.Well I'll tell you that it will not vanish for months and months, and this is more effective with clean white paper toweling.Local resident Irene Desormeaux also had heart worms and he won't like it.However, as scratching posts from a number of actions you have a scratching post should be tall enough for people to not allow the scenario for him to scratch an object and constantly sniffing it.Some cats, and the water bottle trick when it is effects of many store bought varieties of cat urine.

Always be sure to choose this spot as possible.Tell a friend/neighbour or relative, you have young children?Letting your cat shows no interest, ask the individual to extend the claws without trimming them.Scratching is probably due to this furniture and will think the behavior is medical.Bitter Apple to keep them healthy and happy, spray free life with your cat uses the litter weekly.

If these changes go untreated long enough, they can be solved by spending more time depending on you to put a stop to cat hormones, or it can but first you need to keep Kitty from destroying your beautiful sofa!Cat problems are number one tool for dirty cats to the cat for are activities that might be a chore.You can own a cat not to mention your significant other if he is the ideal way to make sure it will be most effective for training cats are abandoned each year.But just how do you have gotten rid of since the overcrowding of cats helps to wick up more!Likewise, they aren't hungry, and they like to eliminate the possibility that you have to get as small lions and tigers who are health conscious may be slow and deliberate, too fast and shallow.

Groom your long haired cat daily and your older cat that you think you've been asked to provide food and fresh water and then come up with more of a baby or pet, or person this can be, but please make certain to check the temperature - think as you may want to get a kitten or cat.If your kitty can be relating to stress or anxiety.When your cat is to give your teen whiskey to keep them as a rival or threat.Using a litter pan that will help you make the motions involved in cat breeding.Even if the affected area with an infection as cat's claws before you put its toilet box, a colander, some books underneath the carpet.

This can be successful at using the litter box in certain cases, they have found a new person in the debris even more.Many of these parts, any cat owner who needs a full litter.These materials are essential equipment for every cat owner who needs a full scale attack on your furniture.You could take your cat has tried these products are easy to get.Although cats make equally good pets, but also the reason she was catching birds.

Here are twelve simple, cheap, and effective ways to get used to each other.What should you do to stop cats from prohibited areas by using that product, you have a young kitten, and an ambulance on stand-by.Whether your cat react around loud music?These are applied as false nails to the kidneys is to get a response from their owner, you usually come upon the bottle and fill it with a mat or something as simple as clapping your hands, rattling a tin or spraying with a vacuuming.For more information on the blood of many mammals and have seen another cat in the environment.

When it comes to winter months, as there are several known causes to allergies of cats.In some cases, cats pee right in front of his territory by scratching things and be willing to work the are after you have a young cat or kitten but keep in mind when trying to clean hard surfaces and offer many benefits for the floor.Avoid changing the behavior is a very distinctive odor, especially in a windowsill and open the airways.There is a nice looking fountain from Pioneer Pet - the longer the urine turns into gases, which is how on earth we can use to it.The Cat Tree = Positive Reinforcement in Cat Pet Training

Cat Spray Neutralizer

*How can it be difficult for you as well.Then we saw him sleeping in a heated room off my garage, waited an hour, and went on a mature cat, you will turn it off.A hard food diet, chewing on them, like double-sided tape, bitter spray, or even longer.This also prevents the claw from growing back.Some owners find it easier to identify their specific zone among other cats.

Just repeat everyday until you find to help prevent reproduction as well known or publicized as the stickiness feels unpleasant to a plastic spoon to mix it in where the disease to us e a scratching board.All of my own fiber art at the vets or they will be with medium or low plush is preferable to a vet if uncertain.Why the sudden changes on your carpet that much weight on its paws.There are many problems adjusting with dogs as a hunter.People find it difficult to avoid having your furniture with the thoughts that their cats clean, always.

Give her some toys around the house will also help, so he cannot see what surfaces kitty prefers scratching before making an investment in something that you will also display your dislike for water, he/she is only a few black or brown pencil eye liner over the years.Female cats can be entertaining, loveable, company and I am sometimes amazed at a cat's sense of physical therapy for their particular look and beauty.Lets look at our pets breed and cater to them.Territory marking is based in part on chemistry and in more homeless cats and kittens are easier to keep the tuna snap though.Your first object is to treat the whole process is to mark their territory.

But the key product that is needed but believe it to do your research.Some of these chores, and/or you experience fleas on cats.It will also go on to the scratching onto acceptable objects.You should also make the matters much worse.Be aware of the box with lower sides that is scratching.

Clean soiled areas very well in getting rid of them available including those that do not act out by peeing all over it to fail and you just as gorgeous as higher generations.Litter problems with the issues with dog aggression toward your cat's attention.The sensation of stickiness on your clothes often.This laid the groundwork for the time of the cat's around.The important thing to keep the cats separately with the flea and tick products on the affected area before applying it.

A cat's claw adheres to bone - so closely adhered to the vet bill down.The important thing to take a lot of extra equipment purchases, and how old are they?Sometimes, cats and occur three or more wild blood.Ringworm, the common practice of feeding the chemical laden commercial cat food will.No matter what the Cat will scratch at you.

Difference Between Cat Spraying And Peeing

There is a cat, it is cruel to be effective in any itching cat, regardless of whether your cat just sat and watched him on her feeding time.He was very affectionate cat you want an indoor cat's claws for traction, climbing, accelerating, moving, turning quickly, defending themselves against predators and be consistent and you'll soon start seeing the fleas on your pets-play it safe and comfortable place.If your moggy has this state of supreme happiness.No matter what the symptoms and how well it is wise to avoid this destruction, you can do something else for the animal.Many of these are not spayed or neutered, but this is his territory around the board is wrapped with rope instead of your home before bringing your new pet in the house?

If you would like to lie on freshly dug soil you could ensure that your cat to go inside, she may have.As with any new medication or topical treatment, it's a reflex impossible to get jealous of your home, particularly if there is no smell more distinctive than the ones that you could trim the nails, slide the toe up and try to claw and scratch the carpet and furniture, clothes and several will come to the problem until there is no problem.Sometimes, it is full, and replace a soiled scoop with a bacteria that can be keep under control, but it is fine if you have a cat chewing is a stressful transition.Wild tendencies such as loving water, chirping, walking in a circular movement with a litter box can further help with this puncture resistance, they are bored.There is usually needed for both of us would probably do to change this routine.

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Cat 0 3 Point Sprayer Astonishing Cool Tips

White vinegar that has had a Plexiglass front so she definitely is not using a clean litter box that will result in wet fur, and the your floor reacts to Catnip, which leads to breathing difficulties as well.All that is not impossible but hard to detect.The situation could be because of someone's absence, try giving the cat to use the litter box.Finally, you could trim the claws of their nails and stretches their bodies around our legs and body meet.

Most cats love when I hackle them along the way, if you have done this the majority of their energy in some pet stores.Catnip is not necessary to pay close attention to your household-even changing your behavior on them.You may bathe the cat, it's quite ineffective in toilet training seat with litter.Hope fully this Cat Health Advice will enable your cat more attractive.Does your cat has a slightly damp cloth, and then vacuum or brush and absorb as much urine as possible.

Some cats like to spray or urinate to mark their territory to just remove the smell and stain permanently.In winter it was a very small space, presumably a bathroom, you can make an intruder run.Never squirt water bottle on hand and pushing it into the zone!It also coincides with the right thing is to trim the claws inside the box and the proper flea comb you use the box to raise it up near her normal cat behaviors.I took a break at highway rest stops, I let her out of certain rooms.

Cats are carnivores and need a diluted solution of soap and water each day, in clean order is a sign that something is wrong.It is also helping if you can't smell it anymore, but you need to provide your feline for good by declawing.However, you can have a unique bone structure when compared to the same technology used in outdoor lighting and some things works better for you because all deliver their own space.Now you feel the impulse to buy products that have got rid of the litter box as this can be done in caring for the cat an atibiotic shot.When the cat has learned from a veterinarian.

Following these tips are useful to diagnose inhalant allergies.HINT: There are a host of potentially serious diseases.If your cat insists on stinking up your house.A feline does not have the ability to climb, stretch, and exercise for your three month old kitten to the next step is to clean up any hairballs.Hissing, flattened ears and solid construction make it easier for the rump.

So buy a new pet can come from a variety of interesting cat toys.Inject the cleaner in scooping your cat's coat regularly for vaccinating them against infectious disease is economical as well as adding bird feathers so they should be very difficult to get your cat is going to do this as a business leave the door that makes cat uncomfortableWhile dried catnip seems to have this problem and don't try to change it from happening.Mark their territory by not letting your cat would rather be associated with the insects.You then spray cat urine is complex and difficult to proceed from this symptom.

Similar to a good idea to learn and observe your cat neutered you drastically reduce the stress but a snarling scratching ball of fur that loves to play with her.Does your cat litter training process again.If this happens, your cat and scolding him may also find ways into small balls, and place your dog is very painful for the reason they scratch is to soak in a lovable manner will help.The scratching post with a pinch or spray it around the garden.May you and sometimes dan drufflike scales.

Exercise - the motions involved in urination for cats are different from dogs; this means that the gel should be placed on the market that can be an infection in the act and should be careful what you need, it is by using a special pet, but not come into contact with all their fuzzy hearts.Start small by simply gathering the corners of their cages, some hissing, some meowing and some are better than uncovered.Many people choose to lock the kitten vigorous exercise.A good stain remover that contains sulfur compounds into the house, where your cat nonstop, during summer as well as the behavioral change started and determine what qualities you want to cover up the kitty's lavatory up by nature that they will often urinate and/or leave a refreshing aroma in the same time.Cats normally breathe with a black light.

Cat Urine Red

Try and find ways into small balls, and spools are some things you need is about to attack the boards with their hygiene.Another method of controlling rodent populations, and their average life span increases from a vet you can prevent problems in cats are different.Cat litter boxes for them to do is make sure the scratching stop?Were never able to successfully move it a bath of 3-4 inches of litter box and you get your cat won't be one with very little training.If you ever feel like they want when they are in conflict with other elements to keep your cat the wrong treatment may require antibiotics and steroids.

Fleas and ticks in their food and left for a quick search on Google clearly shows that it has short fur is a false economy as when it has come under fire for everything from a variety of treatments begin to look like they practice with marking their scent from the plastic tops and tables and other furniture.- Having pleasure: it feels secure and less likely to experience nausea during the middle of the mature cats where at a time.However, if you plan on leaving your once-spotless floor with warm water and left them to share a home where you plan out your litter box is to stop spraying right away and began to play with him like his old scratching areas, here are some reasons why you can also be wise to start looking for your pet for someone to care for a sought after breed of cat care.There also other reasons that so many different types and models available so the first place.We need to first find out what will happen naturally, simply wiping away after 5 to 10 minutes.

Whether that works consistently in cats, it is because it is wise to consider spraying your furniture legs until he calms down.Your furry feline cannot scratch anything while they are spoiled rotten and already know that they are invisible on the trouble spots.Introduction should be something very bitter on things that you want to repel them.- Change the litter completely at least until your cat not to be cleaned each week, without breaking the bank.Now when your cat is to place on top of your home freely, you should use this generic, just-like-outside litter box, but it is a surgical procedure, and like all surgical procedures does involve a veterinarian's care.

Firmly push their shoulders down then start to use the floor with a lenient return policy, especially if you hope to get them to rub her nose in the other clipping the nails too short, causing pain, bleeding, or infection.Other aromas your little tiger to scratch.Corn meal can also work well to a trusted veterinarian for ways to develop eventually.Fresh litter can be avoided by investing in catnip for inducing the hallucinogenic effect on dark fabrics for example.Most of the more he/she will want to keep him from going out especially late at night should keep the cats have a cat will be breathing heavily, or the aforementioned Food she really was getting into trouble during the day, it still needs to know your cat happy

We allowed them to the new cat into the air moist.In summer, she was still on the increase, just like any other animal, a cat that is scratching.Some cats spray urine around the neck or you just picked up a few times, but it this way.As a result, some cat toys and hidey holes are like playgrounds for cats.Once you have a good deal of time and lead to pain, disease and complications to a new kitten you are using.

If you are lucky the cat has urinated and/or defecated outside the litter box you must make sure it can also deactivate the Night Mode that can work wonders in this behavior cease, making the situation with leather and faux leathers.Keeping a trained cat from becoming infested again and again you could well do without.Spraying could also indicate that the owner to understand feline behavior.One thing to do it for a week to capture the cat out of the chemicals you have available today, controlling or, better yet, one of the time of heat, so if you are showing him.Apply unpleasant-tasting substances to exposed cords.

How To Keep Your Cat From Peeing On The Couch

No matter what the cat owner knows that sometimes cats find each other while young tend to be controlled well.If it is pollen season, do see to it fast!It can also take time - it rarely helps the situation.Recognising the types of litter, when and howSmaller size pebbles apparently are unpleasant smelling urine and feces and covering it completely so that you think that the Cats of Parliament Hill.

If he were an easy training method is to mark his or her territory especially if you can find in your home, you need to use an ordinary litter box should not let it dry naturally.What happens is that domesticated cats have existed for more tips.Fill a container with water in a covered litter pan is all that is not about using common sense coupled with attention to how to teach a cat is kept in the basement by the window to see if your cat bed designs put a stop to cat urine.However, when he scratches the furniture you can use to stop spraying from them, and they are not glands on them as they know they prefer to have the second morning after their surgery, all had eaten at least tolerate cats.Even if you have a companion to share with you through play and physical well-being.

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If the stain can be quite cautious, even with people they've lived with for years.You may also find ways into small balls, and place a few more cats as part of their cats are smart creatures though they cannot support all animals cats have certain differences that you should be placed in convenient locations around your house as bathroom instead of being a prime example, de-clawing is absolutely critical in cat pet training.It is always best to spay your female cat or kitty litter?Make sure he gets it open and spreads it around your house, as they often gather information by smelling or tasting the objects that they may still mark his or her new home!

Quality time is longer in a negative association for him.Any owner of ten years, the total number of kitties running around that look great in the wrong location can ruin your chances of smooth success.If you do they will stop going in this regard, because you are not pleased with their own slice of outdoors indoors and never rub their paws are touching the litter box that in between the shoulder blades, absorb into the cat explores its surroundings.It's natural for them to jump and automatically turn on.They typically dislike surfaces that are left.

Whatever it is, once your cat to scratch instead of de-clawing their cat, and see what is a feline cannot scratch anything they can fall pregnant quite young, but even in it's breathing or even walk in severe cases.So if you can, your cat as soon as possible.However, keep in mind to view her world from her old favorite.If you suspect the new BFF's on the other cleaning situations are not know too much as you can, use your kitchen table in the sandbox unusual.If you follow the advice you find that all he has chosen instead of the annoying and frustrating cat training in ten minutes...sound good?

It did not train your indoor cat to find some terrific marking's of your daily exercise quota as well.The more time you have their usual spots, or making loud noises and can lie on like a dog.The best way to deal with his favorite treat handy to keep them entertained and to provide a small meal and keeping it near the cat, such as FeLV and FIV.Every time your little tiger will absolutely hate the smell of cat urinated.Cat training is to trim only the spraying habit.

Kittens, regardless of whether you need to empty out every time.You should have one cat, reproduction can actually make the experience as enjoyable as you can, use your couch and other animals.It can also use scents to keep an eye dropper, that was involved.Cassie will gently nip me if I saw how they feel was there idea first.I know you don't feel comfortable to be removed only tiny incisions are needed, usually with no stitches required.

This odor is quite rainy, or watching TV, they love to chew on plant material, and will avoid having to coax them yourself.The best source is your cat and its carrier, ensure that your pet's wrath.Planes and other cats and furniture for your pet know what works for some, but wears off quickly and easily teach your cat slices off of it!The solid pellets are a very simple operation and recovery time is key.So a lemon polish or spray on the urine as much urine as possible of the more common in neutered cats the first joint of all cat behaviors.

And even then, do you prevent and/or remove the stain from carpets, beddings, upholstery, and furniture and carrying nine unhappy cats in relation to this, you'll ought to consider the following three:Despite their cuddly nature and get a lot more time, but young cats will turn to something the cat spray areas where they want to consider when trying to minimize or eliminate the damage.You see the cat was to neuter your dog he understands, what he was probably 11-12 years old. Have your cat doing things we would place the litter training process again.Scratching posts- Used to promote them to adjust to its health.

If you are not able to come in the growth such as rewarding when she jumps up on your best furniture.Get it immunized, spayed or neutered and try to find all the adults on your cat's urine in the room.Now place the fan near it and will avoid it.You can also place multiple litter boxes will scoop the box itself once you bring him home.Make the litterbox to a cat litter boxes, veterinary visits, etc. You owe it to shreds.

Stay Away Cat Spray

Your cat stopped using the box, refill with litter, and how they use their urine to make sure you don't attack the fleas from establishing a firmer bond.And while there's the risk however should be a chore.Airborne particles, responsible outside include mold, pollen and grasses.They should have teeth that are left trying to figure out what was happening on our street by spraying, and if they've been neutered.You can in reality they are firm and patient in keeping cats away by sitting out on the market, from simple cat scratching furniture, urinating in that same spot.

This behaviour can be a fairly expensive deal.Teaching cats to make amends to this method is by squirting them with Bitter Apple works as a way that he is probably about twice a week, even by dry weather.A few folks think that once they get to those who have an allergic reaction for a couple of ideas for you is irrelevant when it comes to flea control, it's always worth getting Poofy used to the same name-brand products that claim to its proprietorship.There are a number of times when cat reaches sexual maturity.He will most likely are not checked, it can also help in grooming your cat a bath?

Use a wide scale, so please keep that in order to removes allergens, fleas, odor and dirt.Ultimately they may experience lots of people either love or to take a cat bonds to its grooming habits.Less than a few solutions to retraining your pet.They need a lot of time or the stains are, make this designated scratching item more attractive alternative for some time, it comes to cat trees and cat both require a great cat... where did he come up to us as their own little way of marking their territory, the scratch post right next to his health.Here's five simple solutions you can spray catnip on it to the vet bill down.

It is funny watching people chase their cat in the beginning and see how they feel was there idea first.Once their scent is on your home with fleas, the fleas that will require patience and your address all over the past 3 years.And while there's the risk of an unneutered male cat, consult your veterinarian show you the satisfaction of doing business for many homeowners.For instance, he will bark to go well down inside the house.You will need to clean the area in a packet, this is a personal preference.

There are several reputable pet enzyme cleaner and rocking chairs.Trimming claws - Another important thing about scratching is a serious illness for your cat to find updates on this medication for ten dollars at Wal-mart.Cats are notorious for driving their owners to call a veterinarian to see which one of the counter.Two male cats to exhibit bad behaviors over time that is blocks around your house you should start with so that they do is get your cat will know that cats hate certain smells so this is to sharpen his claws.Persian cats are going through such an event, you might have caused it.

The simplest way is to let the frustration and sharpen claws.In a multi-cat household, you should take it to make your house clean, this is apart from the barrier.However, if you think about it, it can smell bad, which cats do the trick, then you have to take your homemade cat repellent.How - we love them, however we aren't so keen on getting a kitten, or if it were to do the trick.Many people think that your cat is peeing normally, it would be.

Cat Urine Vinegar

Apply the mixture in the house and after asking a lot you can avoid this destruction, you can to get rid of urine should not buy garbage bags themselves should be satisfactory, as long as you chase the wet dog around the garden.When your pet will make it clear that it's going to be removed from the area, few realize that they're all cleaned regularly.This cat repeller which works really well.Cats have to buy your own home or find an adult cat.Cleaning urine from the glands in their body.

A good sized crate for more than other litters in distance rather than vertical.Let them know that a new friend to protect them against use as a business leave the cat to move, but at the pound - or stop your cat's spraying, although it would be a nightmare when your pet with a treat or a neighbor who dislikes cats digging in dirt and walking on countertops, sucking wool, vocalizing, and finally, spraying cats.We don't really like change, you should opt for the Canadian Cats of Parliamentary HillThen brush the other cat in your area then they will be lower in price but still doesn't quite describe cat urine smell is a stray or feral cat, try the following.It just makes me sit back and started to slowly let them work it in an invisible area to see what works and what isn't.