#where clark is like WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU WERE HOMELESS YOU ARE LITTLE AND SMALL I WOULDVE HELPED SOONER
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thinking abt kon getting hurt/upset about something big and clark bundling him up in his cape... ouuhhhhh souperfam save me...
#rimi talks#kon is clark's little guy. and when i stop being sleepy i will have further things to say about this#specifically i just think often abt kon's independence vs clark's protectiveness#and kon and the arc of having to accept that he can ask for help sometimes actually#like the post sb94 no. 100 fic that lives in my head#where clark is like WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU WERE HOMELESS YOU ARE LITTLE AND SMALL I WOULDVE HELPED SOONER#and kon is like uhhh wdym. i didnt want to burden you and anyways i can handle myself??#and clark is like You Are Sixteen And You Were Homeless And Then Getting Majorly Exploited--#but kon is sixteen and doesn't even understand that he was getting exploited for housing. because he is sixteen.#and clark just wants to wrap him in his cape and protect him forever. but he can't bc kon would hate that.#but also kon's constant need to prove himself as worthy of the S...#the way he strives to prove he ''deserves'' superman's respect + care...#mae ripping off his s-shields and telling him he wasn't worthy of them really did a number on him 💀#like clark doesnt even know kon tried to kill himself to ''prove'' his worth. oh my god#okay i need to take a nap but my god. you guys. souperfam...#kon#clark#superfam
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lovely screenplay i made and very unfortunately couldnt enact
*very quiet hospital music playing*
*door opening sound effect*
*walking sound effect*
superman: hey there little guy, its me superman
3 year old with stage 4: goo
superman: haha ok man,, yea thats thats a good one
3 year old with stage 4: goo ga. goo gaga.
superman: ha,, yea. um. you know i guess so right i mean i am superman i guess i would be the guy to call if we um, wanted to use freeze breath all homeless people every winter and uh if we were to um you know use heat vision wind in the summ-
3 year old with stage 4: gag googer.
superman: ….my address isnt anywhere in the comics. where did you find that why do you know my address
*door opening sound effect*
nurse: hii how are we doing?
aww hey buddy, are you having a good time with superman?
3 year old with stage 4: googoo
nurse: awww i bet
superman: he just said a slur how is no one hearing him say this
nurse: ok well sounds like hes just learning your name *loud alarm with caption gender ambiguous nurse can morally say this slur* mister superfaggot😊 let me just do some diagnostics then ill be out of here quicker than a gender ambiguous lover from your life haha
*clipboard sound* *pen clicking sound*
uh huh… uh huh…. yea. pretty standard for a 3 year old with stage 4….
*pen clicking sound* ok! ill leave now, have fun ☺️☺️☺️
*door opening sound*
*door closing sound*
superman: …*ahem* ok
superman: anything you.. wanna do, kiddo? maybe like a puzzle with superman? you know?
3 year old with stage 4: goo?
superman: a game, yea.
3 year old with stage 4: gaga? ga.. googoo gaga?
superman: uh, sure. i guess you could say im offering for you to play a game with m-
previously hidden news anchor coming out from under the bed: *news anchor voice* welcome back to how to catch a predator; today, we’re here with mister clark superman!
clark kent: my last name isnt superman its just superman its first name no last name just superman
news anchor : now, mister kent, if that even is your real name-
clark kent: its not my name is superman
news anchor: *winking sound effect* well, while that may or may not be the case,
clark kent: *being spoken over* it isnt
news anchor: *continuing* , youve just been caught ON CAMERA telling this three year old boy that you wanted to play a GAME with him. *whispering to audience* though, i dont know if this is just me, but im not surprised. i mean, his clothes look right out of the childrens section; and you know what they always say, dress for the job you want,, amiright?
*back to news anchor voice* well, mister kent, how does that make you feel?
*mic being shoved into face sound* *pushing it back down*
superman: ug, well, i, ack, *struggling to shove it away* urgh,,,,
*sigh*
ok, stop. this script doesnt make any sense. im a make a wish actor-
news anchor, no longer doing the
voice: superman.
superman: im SUPERMAN here by request of the 3 year old because hes got cancer. dont most make a wish people play games with them or something to bond? id never get on catch a predator for that.
*hospital music stops*
3 year old with stage 4 taking out the fake baby teeth: well its still sketchy
superman: also, wouldnt a 3 year old be talking by now? why didnt we just make him talk if i can understand him anyway?
3 year old with stage 4: i mean then the nurse would be useless we cant scrap the nurse
news anchor: ok man, youre kinda ruining this. you know this is my passion right? this is my VISION for the story
3 year old with stage 4: yea man its the gender ambiguous producers vision. i think its genius
superman: well i get that but i mean i dont get why this is the story in the first place like you know ACTUAL superman doesnt come visit make a wish kids right? its an actor. hes not real
news anchor, tearing up: hes real. hes real and he visited me. right?
3 year old with stage 4: *patting on back sound* yea man he did.
superman:… im sorry, i-i didnt know.. i just thought that-
3 year old with stage 4: eric i think you should leave
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