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Had the dumbest conversation with my sister and it reminded me of these two. Sending a resume including SCUBA ocean diving certifications without context while applying for a job seems like something Wind would do.
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#difkdifnsofkou resumes are hard#I love my sister imagine opening your little sisters resume she asked for help on and she's fucking listing shore dives#I'm glad I can ask her for help :)#linkeduniverse#linked universe#Lu wind#Lu legend#I almost forgot to put my freaking. college degree on there#also I swear the performance stuff made sense it's for show diving and they wanna know I can perform and do public speaking#but yeah the music wasn't relevant but made it even more perfect for wind#modern au style where he asks legend for help applying for a job in the most kid-way possible#legend is basically my sister so this was pretty much our exact conversation#wind matches my level of dumbassery on adult things well I think#idk if I'll get the job but applying for a diving one seems like a good opportunity#I have lots of experience. the ocean's a good place.
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i got an email today from my uni that was sent to all students from the faculty i'm in and it's a job offer for a project from the uni's school museum where they catalogue and analyze old school note/exercise books from 1820-1950s and...idk i should probably apply right??? They're not even asking for a CV (mine would be empty), how often do you get that lmao. And it's only 6 hours a week, starting this October and the project is supposed to last 3 months and there is a possibilty of the museum hiring you for longer. And i mean, if it sucks i guess i can push through the 3 months? should i do it ahhhh my panic brain is screaming but it's not often that there is a job offer that is that nice
#i have to take a pic in which i dont look like a huge idiot for the application and tell them why i want the job which is doable i guess#i mean the photo part will be difficult lol#it could very well be that i wont get the job anyway although it fits my studies very well so that might be a bonus point in their eyes#i'm just so nervous i never had a job if you dont count the two trial days in a restaurant & a drug store where i was constantly on the#edge of a complete panic#but I SHOULD DO THIS RIGHT????? I SHOULD DO THIS!!!!!!#i've really heavily considered applying for a shitty job these past weeks and now this that's a sign lmao#although i will start studying full time next semester and then a job on top will be hard but many ppl do it so i can too#also reading through real ppls school note books from 19th 70-200 yrs ago is pretty cool
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one thing I have learned about being poor is that you cannot for a moment stop thinking about it
#theres no peace#every little thing reminds me we are poor#seeing friends having electricity wifi heat food gas. it all costs money. and bills and fees and charges happen all the damn time#im constantly worried that i am measing up somehow or im not keeping track of my finances properly#the person handling our disability assistance application keeps coming back with question after question about my job#and i have so much doubt and fear that ive made some mistake in my answers that will disqualify us from support#and theres this sick backwards stupid thing where applying for and being on disability support is discouraging me from trying to make money#because the more i make the less likely we'll get support but i need to make money to live#its just fucked. and once we're on support i have to make monthly reports of my income so ill feel like im explaining myself all the fuckin#time#cus the system isnt built in a way that makes sense for self employed ppl who have business expenses to account for#sorry for the ranting i cant sleep#truly truly i think poverty is making me a worse persin#more anxious more resentful more jealous more miserable more spiteful#i have so little and there is so little i can do to help it#i want things in a more desparate and even childish way than i used to eant things#spend a lot more time fantasizing about magically having expendable income#not to mention the constant exponential guilt that comes from asking for help or recieving help. its guilt i need to unlearn but i feel it
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question for any artists who are employed full time: is the work/life (art) balance rly possible... (for You since i know it depends on the job/position/career etc)
#i wanna start looking into applying for jobs of course bc well where i am rn i dont have a good routine#so i end up not drawing all day anyway bc i cant get my ass to my desk#but i also worry Full Time employment will make my art making hobby completely inexistent#and that my art will either stagnate or improve at a snails pace from then on#i keep struggling like should i try to go all out and fulfill all my little art interests like sticker making or zine making Now before i#can no longer do it at all?#i know it takes ages to find a job but i am already prematurely getting jealous of other people who are in my current position#(ppl who do art full time) bc i wish I could continue doing that while also living Not Here.#but alas it does not pay well especially when u arent ambitious or creative with the making of things to sell#talkys#i realize this is the wrong time to ask this LOL
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Other people have discussed this more eloquently, but the thing people don't always seem to get about "passing" (think "cis passing" or "straight passing", for instance) is that the concept of "passing" relies on more than just appearance.
Take me for instance, where I do pass as a man, but I have never (and will never) pass as a cishet man. People know I am queer, even if they don't see that I am a trans queer man. Passing is more than wearing certain things or saying certain things. My mannerisms are queer, my speech is queer, my inflection is queer, my stance is queer. People pick up on that. There's nothing wrong with me being seen as queer, but I'm still treated like a queer man, for better and worse. It seems that people forget that, you know?
My point is that passing is very conplex, nuanced, and individual. I use myself as an example, but that by no means indicates that I have a standard experience. I've noticed, however, that many people have over-generalized these conversations, and I think that doesn't do us - as a community - a service.
#lesbian#gay#bi#bisexual#trans#transgender#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#that's why the whole 'bi people ALWAYS pass as straight' and all that doesn't make sense...#...because even the cis bi people i know still are noticably queer. even if you don't know HOW they are queer you can pick up on it#i don't contend that i pass as cis in most *social* settings but i also don't pass as not queer#and there are PLENTY of instances where i literally CANNOT pass as cis OR het#such as going to doctors/voting/using banks/getting my testosterone/flying and having a passport#interactions with police/going through college and rooming/getting an apartment/applying for jobs and keeping a job#i cannot pass as anything other than a trans male and all the things that may arise from that - good AND bad#so my experiences are not one of always passing and that's something i have noticed a lot even from other trans people who regularly pass#this isn't trying to be a doomer or anything - i'm trying to be realistic about my experiences and some other experiences i have noticed#ftm#mtf#nonbinary
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This is gonna sound beyond weird, and it's gonna be egg on my face if the show doesn't go in the direction that I think it will with Vox but...
Is it just me or are there several paralells between Vox and Angel?
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel meta#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin angel dust#I was listening to 'poison' again and I guess the brainworms started#bc yeah on the surface angel and vox are different as can be#but some of the lyrics in 'poison' I felt could be applied to vox too?#'I got so good at being untrue I got so good at tellin' you what you want to hear' Vox's job is being untrue#and putting up a facade so the sinners in hell will buy what the vees are selling#he's become good at talking val down and saying just the right thing to make sure val doesn't ruin anything#'any way you want me baby that's the way you got me baby'#as we've seen in 'stayed gone' vox will change format literally from one second to another to appeal to more sinners#in a way both angel and vox are sell-outs dependent on valentino to keep afloat#yeah vox has more power than angel#but as alastor implies in 'stayed gone' a good chunk of that power comes from velvette and valentino#where would he be without them?
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think cannibalism should be a thing in menzoberranzan actually, or maybe it is and I haven’t known about it, but it should be a thing amongst the nobles where they eat rival lolth priestesses since they’re lolth’s fave sacrifices anyway. like if we’re all constantly vying for lolth’s approval, and you have these people who actually has her blessing (which is rare) why not….eat them….😳. like eating the priestess of a rival house would be a ritual after you’ve succeeded in bringing their house down as a way to consume lolth’s blessing, and its def an intimidation tactic and def one of the plenty weird shit nobles have done for the sake of playing their power games. maybe they eat males who are in power too if they’ve overstepped their position to remind them of their place in the hierarchy, or maybe matriarchs/nobles eat their favourite bed mate/partner so no one else can have them, kind of like actual spiders. anyway. if menzoberranzan is this immoral lethal and ruthless place cannibalism should def be a thing lol
#I don’t think shri’iia has ate someone tho…. she wasn’t exactly a noble#like my belief is the further away you are from the power game (nobility) the more of a ‘normal’ life you’ll lead#bc you’re not exactly playing The Game. but the normal is like whatever they considered normal down there#obvi it’ll still be dangerous since the city itself is dangerous but it’s less risky than if you actually were in the noble houses#and you’re actively plotting with each other. also with drows lifespans being relatively shorter compared to elves#bc they’re always trying to kill each other like WHY NOT eat each other too!!#let evil women eat people 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️#shri’iia being hidden away is a blessing bc the reason why she’s managed to surpass the average drow lifespan is that she was just locked#off from society and a curse bc she’s going through the psychological torture while she’s isolated lol#anyway. do hc drow nobles eat each other 🫶 and I think slaves/lowborn folks eat each other too esp if food is scarce#but it’s more common in nobility since it’s more of a power play than survival.#firm believer that not a lot of great houses gaf about the welfare of their common people#as long as they served them and did their jobs then they’re fine. who cares if they’re starving#and if they revolted they’d prob get put down. public executions would b a common thing too esp from that book in the drow cache#where punishments should be public… tho that was with lolth traitors I think the definition of traitor could be stretched to anyone who#doesn’t follow their doctrine and I think that word is loosely applied down there and if you want to frame someone with no repercussions#you can just accuse them of betraying lolth and they’ll get punished right away.
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No witchy Wednesday this week. Life decided NO.
#Mr kdnfb made me socialize two days in a row this weekend#bah humbug#it was fun but man did I crash on Sunday night#sick child#broken shit in the house leading to hurricane season is not a good idea#took a golf ball sized rock to my windshield#so that was fun#both my kids are now done with school for the summer#which means they’re already bored#and one of them is learning to drive#and he’s doing fine but it’s still a little stressful for me 😬#and of course the job search decided this week would be#feast time where we’re all these jobs six months ago?!?!?#so I’ve been applying to those which takes time#instead of working on my fics#also I might be headed back to a library#not the same one but in the same county cooperative#so my former coworkers gave me the stink eye when I asked them for references#now if I can just get a freaking interview….#but I’m qualified for those jobs#like recently have experience#and if I can just get SOMETHING#it buys me time to do internships#or crap editing or writing jobs to check that experience box#on my resume
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#i turn 27 tomorrow and i feel like my life is collapsing in around me#i officially made the decision to take the summer off. which i hate. which means i have to get a summer job#when ive only ever had jobs in academia so my resume looks insane if im applying to work in a bakery or whatever#im just so tired. everything makes me so tired and sad. i still dont kno what im gonna do#im glad my dad is here bc he gets it more than most ppl bc hes also dyslexic and like everyone assumes im fine bc ive got this far#but like at what cost? im doing a job where im set up to suffer. and for what? im doing something so niche and weird#all i can do is more academia. but what if i cant cut it? what if i would b better off getting a epa job or something where i can do my job#and then go home and stop thinking abt it. how do i apply the stupid bullshit i decided to study? i should have done Ecosystem restoration#or something. its just that my dream was to study weird things in weird places and now it feels like that dream is collapsing#which is devastating. im gonna try to come back in the fall and give it a go but like i dunno it feels so hopeless rn#im just so tired. i have no joy. i just want to lay on the floor#unrelated
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omg i'm getting a £200 student loan refund SLAYYYYYY
#they were talking about it on the news the other day that you can just apply now to see if you're eligable#i knew i'd get a tenner back from my first job in 2016 when they took it when they shouldn't#but this must be from the bonus last year where they took an extra £200 off me for no reason#and last year i couldn't a refund because they didn't class it as being wrong hahahahaha#anyway i can pay it off my credit card lets fucking gooooo#stacey speaks
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STOP WHY HAS THIS BEEN PLAYING FOR THE PAST HOUR
#matty healy#the 1975#era: bfiafl#where can I apply#how do you get a job like this cuz#🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️#screaming crying throwing up#punch me in the face
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endlessly funny how many cop shows revolve around a Little Weirdo That Can Solve Crimes Better Than The Cops. indicative of a wider understanding, even from people who like cops, that there is usually someone else who can do their job better than them
#this came up because we were watching sports#and every other commercial is for a new procedural where there is a weirdo that can solve crimes really well#and the cops are all annoyed#by this person that is better at Solving Crime#anyway#I just think it's very funny#psych is a classic example#there's the new one with dee from always sunny called high potential#there's a new one with a math guy(?) that reminds me of numb3rs#anything sherlock holmes applies#even copaganda says acab#at least a little bit#mean girls meme: “so you admit that the cops are usually poorly trained and ill-suited to do their job?”
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What Are your thoughts on cinna
***ALL OF THIS ANSWER IS PREDICATED ON BOOK 1. IF THIS IS ADDRESSED IN LATER BOOKS I WOULD BE THRILLED.***
cinna's job, his literal livelihood as presented in these novels, is packaging and selling children up to a live audience for eventual slaughter. it is horrifying. he is complicit, perhaps the most complicit a person could be, in all the exploitation that occurs. this at bare minimum should make him misguided, at worst horrifically sinister. he is not presented as either.
as of right now, he is being presented as a complete good guy. katniss is pleased and flattered by the nice clothes he dresses her in, his "girl on fire" image is treated as a gift because it gives her an edge, and his attempts to provide emotional comfort seem to be very genuine. katniss is not made uncomfortable by his efforts to package her into a palatable concept - she is glad that he is nice to her.
in a subtler work, I would take this to mean that katniss has been taken in by his outward image and is blind to the ways that he is using her to further his career. but the hunger games is incredibly unsubtle when katniss' viewpoint is meant to be unreliable, and the rest of the time, her viewpoint is always confirmed to be 100% factual even in situations where that makes no sense. it is not a work that hides it when a character is meant to be sinister. which is fine, because this is a story for middle schoolers. but it ruins a lot of the story's alleged societal critique if cinna is never treated as even remotely culpable for his role in the games. I don't have much faith in the story's ability to reckon with that, considering how many other interesting moral dilemmas the book tends to gloss over.
#narrates#hunger games blogging#this is a critique that applies to most capitol characters fyi. why is caesar flickerman treated as a Nice Guy#these characters' JOBS are prepping children to be slaughtered and consumed as they are slaughtered.#and again i would REALLY LOVE cinna if he was presented as flawed on purpose#what if hes like the guy who misguidedly thinks he can change the child murder tv show from the inside?#that would rule. but i don't think thats where its headed
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there is truly nothing i hate more on this earth than being asked to provide a cover letter and references
#well okay. interviewing also sucks#i can deal with the cover letters to a degree but references?? fuck directly off. this is what interviewing is for.#if you want to make sure i'm not a freak (however you define that) then just talk to me.#this is not a specialized position where you need to know that i'm like...not a fraud of a marine biologist or something.#please i just want to get out of my current job and shelve some books and help some patrons#not be the director#none of the positions i applied to yesterday played this game. come on#annoying post for ts#personal#edit: fucked up and provided a (distant) family member as a reference 🤡😔
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Marketing is in many ways the biggest translation of my skills and interests to a job that actually makes money. However I hate corporations and advertising is a blight upon the world and I spend my days at best making the CEO rich while contributing nothing else to society
#like there are a lot of ways to frame what I’m doing in an ok light..#one of the reasons I like b2b is even tho it’s dull it’s not invasive to people’s personal lives#and at its best I’m making people who would benefit from a product or service know about them and can find them#and in b2b like ideally. helping other people do well enough that they don’t have to lose their jobs#but in practice? some of that if you cling to it but the end all is always how much money can the ceo take home#idk maybe I would feel different if I switched to nonprofit eventually???#I applied for some of that in my last job search but never heard back#I never even meant to work in marketing I just ended up here and don’t really see another path forward where I can stay financially secure#which is sooooo rare now I don’t want to take that for granted
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