#where are my giorno simps

[bellarosethefangirl]

Story Time ✨

I was watching Diamond is unbreakable with my brother and we watched the dub. I realized the voice actor for Yuya Yungami was the same one as Giorno Giovanna. My bro made fun of me for it and said is was embarrassing 😵 Did any of you notice? Pls tell me I wasn’t the only one who noticed.

[queenofcringe]

Jojo openings ranked

To be clear I love ALL the Jojo openings just some more than others

Traitor's Requiem- My favorite for sure. WATERMELON BUCHURATI WITH TRISH'S HAND. TRISH FALLING INTO A DIFFERENT COLOR SCHEME. I love how the beginning goes from slow to fast. This op makes me proud to be a Jojo fan. Not to mention the alternate ending with Diavalo speaking Italian. ALSO THE PART WHERE GIORNO TAKES THE ENDING BACK FROM DIAVALO. IT MAKES ME FANGIRL SO HARD I WILL LISTEN TO IT THREE TIMES FOR ALL THE DIFFERENT ENDINGS AND GIORNO'S DIO POSE

2. Great Days- Best part 4 op hands. Rohan is serving cunt, the song is catchy, YOSIKAGE KIRA REVERSING IT ALL. It's perfect and I love it, very close to my heart

3. STONE OCEAN- I adore the pop art aesthetic and the vocals. FIRST SOLO FEMALE JOJO OP SINGER GOES HARD!! It's so pretty and Jolyne is beautiful. Loving the return to CGI

4. Fighting Gold- Bussin. This op is so hype. I don't care that some of the visuals are a bit goofy. Coda popped off with this one (as usual)

5. Heaven's Falling Down- It's such a perfect song for part 6. Having Sana, the singer of Mob Psycho's ops, was such a flex. Jolyne is an absolute goddess (can you tell that I simp for her) and I love how she looked. Unfortunately, the visuals were not as striking as the first op. However, the Pucci ending easily made up for it as the best Jojo villain intervention

6. Sono Chi No Sadame- It's literally just iconic. The 3D animation goes hard and I will forever remember it as the op that got me into Jojo. ALSO THE JOLYNE CAMEO AT THE END

7. Bloody Stream- I love the colorful and smooth animation. LISA LISA MILF. Not my favorite song by Coda (see #4) but definitely still a banger

8. End Of The World- TOMMY, Coda and JIN collaborating for this song was the best decision ever made. Also, Dio's The World intervention slaps so hard! HIS SWAGGER. The Kakyoin scene gave me chills

9. Stand Proud- I love the callbacks to the earlier Jojos and fighting animation plus the vibrant coloring. All the crusaders walking as the atmosphere changes is one of my favorite scenes in Jojo. Still think the other part 3 op is better tho

10. Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town- Kinda mid ngl. I still like it but the vibes were not very jojoesque to me

11. Chase- My least favorite but it's still a dope op. It just sounds kinda generic compared to the other Jojo openings. The visuals are still impeccable and I love the pastel coloring

[mirukosbitchywife]

midoriya, bakugou, ururaka, kouda, and aoyama x reader

part two to class 1a with a reader who is obsessed w jjba!

i did not realize previously to picking these characters out that i would give them almost all the same favorite jojo but i can defend my decisions and every reason i have for the answer is different

katsuki bakugou:

•knows what it is, has read the entire series AND WILL STRAIGHT UP LIE ABOUT IT FOR MONTHS!!!! his fav jojo is jotaro and his fav jobro is abbachio

•like. im so serious he will lie about it. if you ever bring it up he never involves himself in the conversation. only told you after a few months when y'all started getting closer and closer to dating <3

•doesn't have anything to say about your merchandise. might judge you for having so much but that's it. might even have his own merch

•won't mind that you jojo pose but will bitch about it

•he will judge you but still leave little jojos related things around where you will find them instead of giving them to you like a normal person

izuku midoriya:

knows what it is, loves it, and will absolutely fanboy over it with you!!! favorite jojo is giorno and favorite jobro is bruno or koichi

•will absolutely cosplay with you and do all types of stuff you want him to do. maybe one of the only people who can do the dio backbend.

•will cry in joy at seeing your collection, finally a fan just like him <3 his lil fanboy heart explodes when he sees your room for the first time!

•100% jojo poses with you and can do really complicated ones. (he does them to impress u like the cutie he is) so he will for sure do them in pictures with you too.

•y'all's dates are pretty much just going to merchandise stores for your respective interests tbh.

ochaco ururaka:

•i don't think she knows what it is. if she does know it's bc someone showed her post getting into ua. fav jojo would be also giorno. fav jobro would be reimi sugamoto

•if you guys watch it together i think she'd be Super interested in it!! probably falls in love with the show after you show it to her

•absolutely floored by your collection. doesn't even want to know the price of one thing let alone all of them together... thinks all the little plushies and everything are super cute tho!!!

•WILL MAKE U FLOAT WHILE DOING JOJO POSES W YOU!!! you guys fake recreate scenes it's so fun. a lot of y'all's dates will be just floating around having fun doing jojo fights and stuff !!

•will constantly bring up jjba and show u stuff related to it just to see u happy :( ugh i lovevher. also has a wishlist full of stuff to get you for bdays and other gift giving holidays

kouda koji:

•knows what it is has read the manga and will privately approach you to talk about it! favorite jojo is also also giorno favorite jobro is maybe foo fighters?

•aww imagine if like all his pets at home are named after jjba characters 🥺 idk if his bunny has a canonical name or if i'm just forgetting it but either way imagine him telling u all of their names and it's just a list of jojos stands

•also doesn't really have a reaction to your collection, will compliment you on some and be extra careful around the items but that's about it

•he will not do jojo poses with you in pics :( sorry :( he's just too nervous for that! but he supports you doing it and will take pictures of you doing them

•another person who doesn't really understand simping for fictional characters but doesn't say anything about it, whatever makes u happy! will show you things that remind him of your fav characters <3

aoyama

•has absolutely no idea what it is. favorite jojo would be ALSO also also giorno! fav jobro is polnareff. fucking obviously. no other option.

•might be a little freaked out at first by it, but quickly gets into it during part two and three! he's SUPER dramatic through the whole viewing tho!! is so dramatic about all of his reactions but he's cute so it's okay

•honestly might be the second most excited about your collection. deku is the first duh. bc i think aoyama would be super into collecting items esp cheese and just because he might not collect long lasting stuff doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate a good collection!!

•loves jojo posing with you in pictures, will do any that you ask him to do, you didn't even have to ask him to join you before he just. did it himself.

•gives you cheese shaped like your favorite characters. don't ask

[kleinstar]

okay imagine if eiden switched places with any of your other muses (from the past) and ended up in their world as their role

how does he do/does he survive/how many guys does he end up charming LOL

send me questions you have about my character! (ACCEPTING)

Err not going to go through them all bc where the fuck do i put him in osomatsu lets just not put him there....

in sekine-kun no koi he probably has a crush on sekine though. would make a good wingman. sidechara.

I do not know how I'd put him into JJBA so let's just skip that bc depends on the part too.... I'm sure he'd get some gays i mean guys but I don't know about Stone Ocean and Jojolion though, I havent even finished the latter anyway... cant survive Stone Ocean no matter what bc he's not rohan or giorno and he's just too normal to even exist in jojolion.

Yuureitou... I think he'd do pretty good with the puzzles but be freaked out about all the blood and stuff... Sleeps with Yamashina definitely at least one time and I mean honestly they'd hit it off pretty good just in general. Yamashina loses his memory in the end tho iirc?? But Eiden would accept that too so I don't know. They'd be happy together... thinking about it they're both artists too? (i think yamashina became artist like after this whole thing) maybe even help him with the publishing company thing! -- but also i think he'd get along with the others from the main cast too though! Thinks tetsuo is handsome. Survives!

i forget what i had in between but Golden Kamuy speaking... don't put him there he'd have to go to war???? maybe sugimoto saved him but like the running thing goes he neither of them knows, also ogata would hate him but he'd get along with the golden trio and likely aligned with them just in general! His role is like comedic relief and support. gets along with shiraishi especially i bet lol. he'd survive but idk he might not want to go that hard after the treasure so maybe he was there for some passing arc only and thats why he survived. I dont think he'd want to get involved with the goldhunt (granted yuureitou has that too but ...different set up so)

transported to Seiichirou's isekai (lol more isekai) uhhhh? Gets along with norbert, gets along with the Yua too though much better than Seiichirou bc Eiden isn't as stern.... I think he'd be like 'damn aresh hot but he's seiichirou simp so ill just wingman them' and try to find a hot guy on his own... Kamil works? Or East but East is worse with research than Rei is??? and not even slutty so like that'd be a struggle lmao maybe he'd go one of the princes of the i-forget-what-the-neighbouring-country -is even (not the kid tho)...or maybe that priest who got hots for seiichirou - i mean if seiichirou can somehow charm people then you bet eiden can too. Also the magic system is similar so I guess eiden would be like... lot of energy but can't use magic there either but he can provide a lot of it just needs that steamy hot dude for exchange teehee.

Idk if Romani has sextoys or not but he will introduce them ... might also end up helping kids in the school with Yua and prince Julius.

[tonberry-yoda]

Okay, hear me out.

Me and my friend back then had an AU for the Bucci Gang. This was 50% her idea.

Bucci Gang as a music band.

Like a band formed by talented misfits found by Bruno.

Giorno is Dio, a former rockstar's son, who's a born talent. Because of his parents' abuse, music was his only tool of escapism, so he practiced a lot. He wants to be the biggest rockstar.

Bruno would be their mentor, and would be the producer, vocalist and the guitarrist of the band. He believes that they could make a good album.

Abbacchio would be on bass and would be responsible for the editing of their videos. He's sceptical about Bruno's dream (who would have thought?🙄) also the goth of the group.

Trish is the drummer of the group and the daughter of Diavolo, who's another famous rockstar and the record publisher's boss. And she does vocals too. People are simping over her for sure 😆

Fugo plays the keys/piano similarly to canon, he learnt it because of his parents. He's sceptical too in Bruno's dream, but he follows him, because he saved him similarly to canon. And yeah anger issues. He destroyed not just his instruments but others instruments too.

Mista and Narancia are the rappers and dancers of the group. Mista is the one who drops in the most crazy ideas in their clips, choreographies, Narancia follows him. Aerosmith here would be Narancia's drone that's used for recording clips concerts and shenanigans. And both of them love pranking the others.

Bonus: Doppio is Diavolo's assistant. He's nervous on stage, he could never play anything on a stage. It turns out that (like in canon) that Doppio and Diavolo are the same person, who suffers from DID, and Doppio is the original personality (that's just a theory I love to believe in. And when Diavolo took over in their younger years, he could play everything.

Sorry, this became too long and that the Doppio part was written weird. 😅 But I've seen an analyzis on Doppio/Diavolo, where it was shown that it's possible, that one personality can be talented in so many things.

OMFG DUDE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH?!??!? LIKE WHAAA

literally what a fun au!!

i think Trish and Girono get together swimmingly with the whole famous dad situation lol and talk smack behind their backs

but honestly, i love the whole thing

[davyjoneslockr]

56 for the jojo thing >:)

(Any headcanons?)

Ohhh boy where do I start

The idea that the Joestars after Jonathan inherit their Instinct To Fight Everyone from Erina is so good and funny so I support that

If Caesar lived to be in Stardust Crusaders, he'd have a silly mustache and be besties with Avdol. Also, I like to think Joseph would've continued using hamon because Caesar would've kept yelling at him to

I think Caesar would be good at domestic tasks like cooking and cleaning, too, from taking care of his siblings. Sighs I miss my Caesar simping phase

Jotaro is autistic, Kakyoin has ADHD, and they're neurodivergent solidarity. Narancia and Mista are, too (ADHD/autistic Nara + OCD Mista supremacy)

Jotaro has a lot of musical talent he inherited from his father. He tries to keep it a secret, but he knows his way around a lot of instruments, and has a surprisingly good singing voice. When Jolyne was a baby, he'd sometimes sing her to sleep.

Kakyoin talks to Hierophant Green a lot, and wraps its tendrils around himself when he's feeling overwhelmed/stressed.

Also in an everyone lives AU, Avdol and Polnareff would get married move in together, adopt Iggy, and have a nice farmhouse together in France, where they'd raise Avdol's chickens and have a peaceful life, aside from tasks for the Speedwagon Foundation.

As adults, Josuke and Okuyasu travel around Japan helping out stand users who don't have a community like Morioh and teaching them how to utilize their powers. Of course, they make frequent visits to Morioh and bring funny souvenirs for Koichi and Yukako's kids.

On the rare occasion that Giorno's feeling intense emotion, he'll sometimes lose control of Gold Experience and unconsciously spawn small things, like flowers and bugs. (Not to plug my Fugio agenda, but when he has his first kiss with Fugo, he definitely grows a whole field of wildflowers by accident)

Bucciarati is an avid vinyl collector (which is alluded to in PHF I guess, but I like to think he's like me and constantly raiding bargain bins at his local record store)

Narancia, Mista, and Fugo have strong My Friend Is Feeling Bad senses, and will break into each others' rooms for impromptu sleepovers when one of them is having nightmares/anxiety/what have you. Unrelated, but they're all also stoners

EDIT FORGOT FOR A SEC: Mista is Hol Horse’s son

Abbacchio knits and crochets, and he definitely doesn't make scarves and blankets for the rest of the Bucci Gang because he cares about them and he wants to. It's totally just because he made extra and doesn't want them just sitting around and taking up space (/s)

I have so many more but I'd be here for days if I listed them all lol

[0dango]

Bucci Gang HCs (Modern AU):

Ok I had the Bruno ones as a shower thought and the brain rot just spread so…

Bruno Bucciaratti:

Ok everyone says he’s a wine mom that is technologically inept but I hc that as WRONG

He’s classy as fck.

Doesn’t use snap, but has an instagram with a fairly large following

Has a pinterest.

Posts fitspo pics with that “classy aesthetic”.

Goes to nice bars a lot, likes champagne

Wears Hermes cologne (Le Jardin de Monsiuer Li smells so good wjdjf)

I do agree w others that he definitely texts you like “make sure you drink water!” etc.

Leone Abbacchio:

Has a tumblr acc.

Doesn’t text people often, definitely the type to say “k” of leave you on read

Once he got drunk and called Bruno at 3 AM. Bruno sends him good night texts now

At first I thought he’s a black coffee kinda person but I think he likes tea

Probably had an emo phase

Takes the pictures for Bruno’a insta lul

Has an instagram but it’s private and he never posts

Also he’s the one with the car so everyone asks him for rides

Guido Mista:

FCUJKK i’m a Mista simp ngl

That being said, he’s unfortunately the type to be like “u up?🫦”

Has snap for sure. Slides up with heart eyes on your selfies

Has a tiktok where he posts gym progress

Lowkey pulls ngl

I said this in my last post but the sex pistols (assuming they’re in this au) judge the woman/men he brings home

“I didn’t like her she was a bit of a bitch”

“I think she was really hot 10/10”

I can see him being in a frat.. but the others don’t let him join lol

Smokes weed. Fugo and Narancia do too

Actually a softie once you move past the fboy part

Narancia Ghirga:

Has a meme account.

Was a fortnite kid at one point in life

He’s the type to spam the gc with selfies and updates (but it’s adorable and everyone loves it)

He probably likes Playboi Carti in a diehard kind of way

lowkey gamer

The type to get really mad when he dies in games though

Always asks Abba for rides to get food or if he’s bored

The whole squad ends up coming along

He puts Bruno on to new music in the car

Giorno Giovanna:

Top student, all APs, straight As, captain of the debate team, student president u name it

He’s just good at everything

Has a garden, grows lots of flowers

Advocates against drug usage but smoked weed with the boys once

Doesn’t really use social media

Posted a tiktok once. Blew up because of his good looks and never posted again

Has a twitter

Comes off as “the responsible one” but he definitely lowkey reckless

Dio bonus: Giorno probably sneaks out to meet up with the gang at like 3 AM and Dio doesn’t like these “troublemakers” even though he was worse as a kid

Pannacotta Fugo:

Likes Ben Shapiro

Has a twitter, follows political news/ world events

Seemed like an uptight know it all, Mista got him to smoke weed once

Now he does it a lot (tries to act like he doesn’t)

Didn’t dress eccentrically until he met the squad

Likes Narancia’s memes but won’t admit it

Has reddit, likes to argue with people on reddit lmao

The only one Dio likes

[yanderememes]

every fanfic ive read with a yandere giorno always has him so calculative and well-composed && honestly it’s so hot but ????

i’d do anything to share a vulnerable moment with that man. i doubt it would happen anytime soon considering how he wants to maintain an air of composure around darling, even more so considering he’s kidnapped them and took any future aspiration of theirs down the drain. so he’d be really wary about illustrating any of his true, raw emotions. but after a few months/even years of being with him, and then there’s just a moment where he finally feels comfortable enough to break in front of darling??? and darling gives him the support he deserves after holding in all those burdens of his for far too long.

i know it might be unrealistic but god, i just want to hold him in my lap and brush his loose hair with my fingers while he falls asleep is that too much to ask for

ANON WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON. THIS JUST PROVES ALL GIORNO SIMPS SHARE THE SAME BRAIN CELL

Ah~ I LOVE desperate yanderes. I THRIVE off of a desperate and vulnerable Giorno. Especially because he's the cool and calculated one, so seeing such a rare side of him is *chef's kiss*. On the outside, he's composed and wouldn't look like he cares but on the inside, he has a deep hearing for his darling. He practices a lot of self-control and is very disciplined but sometimes even he can crack. I love his possessiveness and straightforwardness. IT'S SO HOT but his soft and sweet side, I-

In my honest opinion, I think a vulnerable Giorno is really just heart-wrenching. Top-tier angst. I think the only time he would ever truly open up and be vulnerable is if his darling was empathetic and understanding towards him. I do hc Giorno always falls for an empathetic darling but that empathy doesn't extend to him for obvious yandere reasons. But in the end, darling is the only one who understands him. I really do imagine his vulnerable moment to be similar to Hannibal and Will:

Giorno is a complex individual who is misunderstood, he meets a darling who is empathetic but knows nothing of his underground crime syndicate. While Giorno doesn't ever want to put his darling in danger, he can't help but rope them into his mafia life because they are married. He's totally conflicted because they are meant to live in different worlds yet, darling is the only one who understands him and doesn't want to let them go. Slowly but surely, Giorno opens himself up but in the end, darling uses that against him (i.e., to escape, betray, manipulate, lie, rat him out to the police) and it breaks his heart.

Spoilers for Hannibal!

"I let you know me... See me... I gave you a rare gift. But you didn't want it."

[jojo-reader-hell]

So I dunno what side you stand on the Dio being a father thing, but Dio kidnapping an infant from the hospital to give to his lover who wants a baby. :3c

Finding this request in the backlogs of my inbox was like venturing into the dark basement at work and finding a lovely vintage wine. Bitter, I’d never drink it, but a treasure none the less. Hope you Dio simps enjoy!

DIO x Vampire!Reader

“I told you many times, submit to me before it’s too late. Now look, you’ve brought this upon yourself.”

The look you gave him was poisonous. Enough so that it actually frightened him into a state of submission rather than allow him to continue to argue about your thousands of refusals in the past, and he wasn’t able to shake it from his head even now as he quietly lowered himself into a darkened room via the open window.

There, huddled in the corner of the room, there was his prize. The scent emanating from it was intoxicating. A sickly sweet smell, like honeyed milk, so wonderful it made him salivate even though he’d already partaken enough sustenance for the journey home. Its dam would harm it no more, of that he was sure, and he knew you would care for it with all the tenderness he wished to possess.

Thinking about that smell transferring to you was the only thing that kept him from devouring his prize. He couldn’t wait... absolutely impatient to transfer this delicious smell that he might bury himself in your bosom to take in this marvelous scent.

It took quite a while to return to the home he made for the two of you, only the thoughts of this wonderful smell on your supple body keeping him in check. Sometimes he recalled how he left his beloved behind to complete this demand. You were laid out on your “marriage bed”, scantly clad and arms crossed over your chest. Your lover had at the time prostrated himself at your feet, feeble attempts at lavishing you in affection only served to annoy you rather than allow him access to his most closely guarded treasure. His movements were tender, rubbing his pale cheek and lips against your feet and legs, begging without words for permission that you did not wish to give him.

Many years ago, he would have killed to be in this predicament. In the beginning you didn’t even let him get near enough to breathe in your scent of roses. He had to use the stone mask to turn you, no fangs allowed to mar your skin, and even then he suffered countless wounds that were painstaking to heal from. Now you actually began to return his advances. It seems a long many years in solitude softened your hard shell, craving the company of the monster that stole the body of the one you were supposed to marry.

Dio Brando had finally won, but at what cost?

“Well I... I already offered you a solution...-“

“That I did not like.” You snarled.

“That you did not like. What else am I supposed to do?!”

“You said you would give me anything. You promised me, and like a fool I believed you. Now... I’m not so sure.”

“Don’t you start that with me again-!”

All you had to do is look at him, the crimson glow of hate burning in your eyes and scorching over your normal “submissive” iris, and he stopped in his tracks. By now you knew he won’t touch you if you don’t wish it, and he would not refuse you anything. A mite unfair trade, if he was being realistic.

“Isn’t that what you told me...” you said, “Groveling at my feet like a dog that night you took my humanity away from me, ‘fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave’... I’ve given you everything I have, even forgiven the things you stole from me, now is the time I may collect what is rightfully mine. I do not care how you do it, I do not care where it comes from, but I want my baby. I want the child that was stolen from me. And you’re going to find him no matter how long it takes.”

“My love...” he murmurs, taking in the delightful way your features soften at his return.

“Darling!”

Immediately you come to him, arms reaching for the moving bundle he cradles but will not relinquish. The baby inside the nest of blankets is oddly quiet, his wide blue eyes brimming with tears being in unfamiliar surroundings. At first Dio is seething when it seems you just want to take the baby and ignore him, then becoming a puddle of malleable mush when he realizes you’re stroking his strong arms and kissing his hands in absolute worship.

“Oh, oh...! My little lamb...” your voice raises many octaves when you speak to the poor, forlorn creature. “Look at you, so beautiful. What a beautiful gift your wonderful Papa has given me.”

It’s when you call him wonderful that he relinquishes the baby to you, letting you hold it to your chest as you wipe the baby’s tiny tears from his eyes. Instinctively, or perhaps even in true devotion, you press against Dio’s body with a silent plea to be held to him. A request of which he yet again readily complies to, holding you tightly in his arms as you rock the child back and forth in soft ministrations.

“Thank you...” you murmur, for you don’t wish to scare your new baby.

The baby... your own Giorno that was lost to you that cold evening of 1889, reunited at last with you over one hundred years later.

He murmurs into your hair that there is no need for thanks, already half drunk off the sweet baby scent that permeates your entire body. It doesn’t matter in this moment to him if you’re not in love with him. It doesn’t matter if this all turns out to be a facade, nothing more than a maladaptive coping mechanism to be close to the deceased body of your true love.

What matters is that in this singular moment, after years of pining, you belong to Dio wholly and irrevocably.

[honeytea8]

✨✨La Squadra Boyfriend Headcanons✨✨

[Alexa, play Boyfriend by Big Time Rush]

Guys, I spend an ungodly amount of time thinking about La Squadra, so here are some bf headcanons for the sexiest group of assassins in Naples. No one asked but I am bringing it straight to your dash anyway! (under the cut for length lmao)

I’m going to start with Prosciutto, who has recently fallen on my radar pretty heavy! 

He’s a good and decent boyfriend, if not a busy one. Not that he doesn’t care about the relationship, but most of his energy was going to Passione things before you waltzed in and so he’ll struggle a bit between his work responsibilities and maintaining his relationship with you, but only in the beginning. 

If you are also a part of Passione, it’s a hell of a lot easier to manage. 

I see Prosciutto as the gift-giving type: lingerie, sweets, perfume, designers, etc. His salary isn’t the best, but he manages it as well as he can just to accommodate you! 

I just can’t get the idea out of my head that Pro was raised by a strict mama, that’s why he can be a bit of a stickler sometimes. He’ll catch you still lounging in bed at nine am, and be like “Why are you still in bed? Get dressed, we’re going out.” Dude!

I’m sorry to say, but Prosciutto is absolutely the ‘lecturing’ type. (He lectured someone in nearly every scene in the anime, Formaggio once and Pesci numerously and Bucci too) 

He will lecture you when you make mistakes, especially because as his s/o, he has high expectations for you and believes you’re capable of so much more. It’s never, ever out of hate. He loves you, and that’s why he chides you a bit lol. 

This does not negate the fact that he doesn't mind when you lean on him for support. He likes when you count on him, because he always comes through especially for you!

Depending on whether you’re in the mafia or not, I totally see him sparring with you, or working out with you in an effort to make you tough. Prosciutto wants you to be able to defend yourself, just in case. If you complain, he’ll tell you, “Better safe than sorry, tesoro”.

Prosciutto will respect you, period.

A good listener, goddamn! He’s up there with Risotto when it comes to who listens to their s/o more! If you have an issue, he’ll hear you out and offer advice if you want it. If you give him advice, he’ll take it into serious consideration. He’s honestly a good partner, can’t stress that enough.

Finally, sex with Pro is an entire event. Romantic dinner, candles lit, wine, the whole nine yards before he gives you nine inches of something else :) (I’m kidding!! Lmao, kinda). 

But as I said, Prosciutto is quite deliberate, and a bit of a perfectionist. He knows what to do and how to do it, you can trust him.

Ghiaccio is next only because he’s my favorite. 

The ice gremlin is probably the most interesting (and hilarious) boyfriend out of the bunch (I say this with only a tidbit of bias). He isn’t funny himself, but funny shit just happens to him. 

Because of this, he will use you as a soundboard when everyone else refuses to listen to him. He’s got a lot to say, so be prepared for his TEDtalks. LMAO!

It will take some perception on your part to notice when he actually expects a response from you, and other times he’s just ranting to get his point out. 

He will correct your grammar when you text, but barely notices when he makes a similar mistake (his brain moves in mph). Please use the proper names like Venezia, Italia, Roma and Napoli when talking to this man; save yourself from the headache.

When it comes to dates, please have mercy on him, he’s a textbook over-thinker! You’ll just have to plan something simple at home for you both to enjoy. 

He isn’t incapable of planning dates, but he’ll want everything to be so absolutely perfect for his s/o and will throw a fit when it ultimately isn’t. 

Contrary to popular belief, I think that Ghiaccio is a pretty attentive partner. He’s super intelligent and I think a part of it stems from his innate ability to read people (I’m referencing the part in the anime where he deduced what Giorno and Mista had come to look for, while going off very little information). 

The more time he spends with you, the better he gets at it. 

His form of affection will be shown through the amount of time you both spend together. When it comes to sex or anything related to that, be gentle and slow as Ghiaccio will likely be a flustered mess. 

As he becomes more comfortable and confident, he will be bolder and just ask out right if you’ll suck him off tonight or not. The man appreciates directness, so don’t bother being coy. “You want me to give you head? Cool, lay down a towel or something.” is what he’ll probably say.

Very practical 👌🏾👌🏾

Melone, good lord, he’s kind of perfect. 

A bit of a doting boyfriend here and there—very much concerned about your health. Expect him to ask if you’ve eaten, or taken your multivitamin. How are your bowel movements?  LMAO

It can become a bit much, but he really genuinely cares. He’s not asking to be intrusive or nasty! If he was, you’d know. 🤣

But I seriously consider Melone to be the one (at least among La Squadra) who is way, way invested in his relationships. He will know every little detail about you; will ask you lots of questions and expects you to ask him just as many. 

This may be annoying to some, but this dude will definitely bring up your horoscope in an argument. He’ll be like “I honestly can’t fathom why you’re being this way, though it’s to be expected from a libra.” 

Peg this bitch so he can shut up.  

Melone is also touchy as hell, but not in a clingy way. He loves touching, and just to tag onto the headcanon about his partial blindness, I want to say that he’s so touchy because that’s how he ‘sees’ you best.

Just know that half the time, he isn’t touching you to be lecherous, even if he genuinely does like the feel of your skin under his fingertips. Melone will even encourage you to touch him back. 

Rub his thigh or back and he’ll be simping.

He is obsessed with your legs, and will paint your toes if you let him. 

LOVES PDA! Melone will also tongue-kiss you in public if you let him!

Notice how I keep saying ‘if you let him’. Give him an inch and he’ll press you for a mile, so if there are boundaries you would like to establish, please do, cuz he sure as hell won’t, just saying!

When it comes to sex, Melone is a dick and coochie sensei. Oral is his favorite thing to do, probably enjoys giving more than receiving to be honest. I’d say he’s pretty much mastered sex for what it is. 

That being said, if he’s ever talking out of his neck, just invite him to put his mouth to better use. He’ll even thank you for your gracious request.

Formaggio is next 💀 

According to my JoJo compatriots from discord, he’s like the Optimus Prime of fuckboi’s so let’s ride that wave for a bit! LMAO

I hope it doesn’t come as a surprise that Formaggio is pretty shameless. He will send you a dick pic on Sunday morning before church and have the audacity to say “Just wanted to bless you real quick”. 

@autumn-kouhai mentioned him giving his s/o sickly sweet pet names and I just have to agree. 

Expect to be hit upside the head with: baby-boo, sugar plum, honey bunches, sweetums. I can imagine them becoming really ridiculous too like “the last piece of red velvet cake” or “cheddar bae biscuits from Red Lobster”

His catch phrase is “Got nudes?”

Send them, and he won’t be afraid to reply with something equally sexy. 

Be warned though, he will stockpile whatever you send him and then be careless with his phone. If you don’t mind Illuso’s snoopy ass seeing your nudes then by all means, have at it. Otherwise, send them through snapchat, so they disappear later. 

As far as La Squadra boyfriends go, he’s the most fun! Y’all don’t even go anywhere because man’s is broke. BUT, Formaggio knows how to have a good time without any need to spend money (my kind of dude tbh) you guys just crank up the tunes, dance, and get lit until the neighbors complain. 

Formi is also the CEO of jokes/memes, and will have you in absolute tears almost always! I literally tell my friends that funny guys are so dangerous, don’t sleep on them! They will make you laugh until your panties drop, it’s magic, I swear. Formaggio has that same energy. 

No matter how bad of a day his s/o is having, rest assured, he will draw the biggest laugh out of you.

Besides his fuckboi tendencies, his most redeeming quality is the fact that he’s super cool and fun to hang with. You’ll literally have a good time, always, because his energy is right! Very good vibes around this man, I swear! It’ll be exactly like dating your best friend, because essentially, he will be your bestie.

Formi has many moments of tenderness that aren’t sexually charged too—moments where the jokes stop and he’ll just rub your back or feet, this is usually when you aren’t feeling well and need some quiet. 

However, Formaggio won’t let you mope all day, he’ll pull out the big guns and call you his “sweetie baby” and when you try to resist he’ll say “What, I’m just tryna show you some love.”

He’s a good dude lmao I’d date a guy like him irl 😭

Pesci stans wya??! Let’s get into this baby boy. 

Pesci is boyfriend material, idgaf what anyone says. 

He is pretty much the least problematic to be with among all of La Squadra, even more so than Risotto (don’t argue with me). 

Pesci is hyper aware of your likes and dislikes and will literally go out of his way to make sure that you’re well and okay. 

Arguments are basically nonexistent and if they occur it ain’t coming from his side. 

I also think that Pesci has a lot of empathy, so when you’re going through something, he’s right there in the thick of it with you. If you’ve seen that meme that goes ‘when my gf is on her period it’s UterUS’ lmao that’s Pesci’s energy 100%. 

Sometimes, he’s more of a lover and not a fight, that is perfectly okay!

However, if someone tries up his s/o, say farewell to Mr. Niceguy. He will defend your honor to his dying breath. And with you in his corner, trust me, he’s not going down. 

A romantic at heart, Pesci will plan little date trips like picnics in the park or boat trips to Capri, actually, I’d like to point out that he excels in the art of date planning. If you’re the adventurous type, he’ll plan outings where you both will be more active, like biking through the city or renting a mop-ed and going sight-seeing. 

Because Pesci has a sensitive stomach, he’s very much considerate of what you both put in your bodies. If you have dietary restrictions or allergies, this guy knows all about it and will cater to you perfectly. 

A true gentleman through and through, he will never force himself on you, ever. In fact, he really doesn’t like engaging in anything sexual when you’re drunk or high, sorry if you’re into that! 

Pesci is the kind of guy who keeps up with your favorite shows.

If ya’ll have similar taste in media or literature, he will immerse himself in it so that he can relate to you all the more.

If there’s anyone who will entertain anime-related discourse, no matter how nonsensical, it’s Pesci. And he isn’t just putting up with it, he’s actively engaging in the conversation so you are always heard and validated. 

He’s an A+ boyfriend, that’s all I gotta say! Haters can stay mad :)

Goddamn Illuso... idk man.

I really feel like you have to have thick/tough skin to handle this guy, for various reasons. 

The first being that Illuso can be a bit mean at first. He’ll push your buttons on purpose just to see what’ll make you tick. Will tease the living heck out of you, always, kind of a bully lmao but not to the extreme, it’s just his brand of humor—and the thing is, he won’t be mad when you dish it right back, so it’s cool. 

Secondly, Illuso has big dick energy!! 

I mean rightfully so, because he is indeed packing! But my word, he ain’t humble about it at all! 

He is not above making jokes about ‘splitting you in half’. In fact all of his jokes have hidden, dirty undertones! 

His affection is shown through speech mostly. Illuso will drop subtle innuendos and provocations, half to see you flustered and half because he wants you to know how much he wants you. 

Illuso isn’t incredibly vocal about his feelings outside of ‘I’m tryna hit that thang��� but you won’t doubt that he loves you because Illuso doesn’t waste his own time. 

If he’s spending his time with you, you can rest assured that it’s because he wants to. 

Illuso is a voyeur and you’ll just have to understand/accept that and move on. 

He loves watching you and will even creep over to your place through the mirror world just to hang or watch you do chores. Loves to surprise you and give you jump scares lmao it’ll make you a tad paranoid but it’s also fun. 

Illuso is prone to random bouts of sweetness; it’s very sporadic, very touch-and-go. 

One day, you’ll wake up to chocolates on your dresser or new shoes, lingerie, or makeup if you wear it. I imagine that if you’re low on funds, he will even help you buy your groceries that week. 

It’ll surprise the hell out of you, but that’s just how Illuso is. He enjoys keeping you on your toes! 

He’s prideful and smug as hell, so he will definitely expect a thank you, because even if he does it out of the kindness in his heart, he also wants to hear that you appreciate him

Same goes for the bedroom scene. Illuso loves making you vocal, it’s his favorite thing in the world, so he’ll make a game out of doing the things that get the biggest reaction out of you. Like I said, it's that big dick energy at work here, smh.

Sorbet and Gelato in a polyamorous relationship with you? Let’s get it! 

We don’t get anything substantial about these two except that Sorbet follows the money, so these are all personal headcanons for how I see and write them. 

Here’s the juice: when it comes to you as their s/o, these two are possessive as hell. You are theirs and that’s that on that! 😭 Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

Sorbet is the chill one of the duo. He can be a bit smug at times, but he’s mostly a laid back dude who doesn’t get bothered by much.

When it comes to you, Sorbet likes to spend quality time with you more than anything, and will ask you to cook for him at your place so he ain’t gotta spend money. Oh? Did I not mention that I kinda think of him as a cheapskate? Lmao cuz I do.

Sorbet will come by your place just to steal your coupons from the mail then head out; you’re not using ‘em so why should he let them go to waste?

Gelato is the complete opposite; personality wise, I headcanon him as a mix between Melone and Formaggio lmao

But it’s not as crazy as it sounds, he’s cute and outspoken like Melone, while maintaining a free-spirit like Formaggio. One quality that I like is that he’s quite devoted to you and Sorbet. If anyone crosses either of you, goodluck to them!

I like to think Gelato’s also just really boujee and high maintenance. He loves to pamper and be pampered. You and him tag-team Sorbet’s wallet and go on spa dates together at his expense (not that he ever really stood a chance)

While Sorbet is cool with just being in the same room as you, Gelato loves hugging/cuddling with you and Sorbet—will definitely fight for the middle spot between the two of you on the couch during movie nights.

He baby, so let him have it lol

In the bedroom, I would salute anyone with the guts to take the two of them on. They both lay down that work, period. 

Sorbet gets his kicks from teasing and edging you (his sadistic side comes out a bit), while Gelato loves when you give him extra TLC. To put it short, they know how to take care of you, so there are no issues there. 

Last but not least, Mr. Risotto Nero himself.

Man, idc on the lowest of keys, he seems a little bit like a grandpa to me

The type to sit at home and do crosswords, has a bird feeder in his yard and plays old Italian hits while washing the dishes. It’s very domestic 💀 (I find it cute, whatever!)

As a boyfriend, I can’t imagine him suddenly being spontaneous or outgoing unless you drag him out of his home/comfort zone.

Be patient with Mr. Nero, and he can come to surprise you

After a while, it won’t be just you dragging him out and about; one day he’ll ask you to come over and you’ll be greeted with a nice, traditional, homemade meal

Pay attention and you will notice him watching your face to see if you like his cooking 🥺

After seeing his fight with Doppio, I must admit that Risotto is very, very observant, almost scarily so.

I can totally picture him pointing out random things about his s/o that even they don’t know

One night, Risotto may come up to you and say “I talked to your neighbor about the dog, they’ll keep it inside now.” And you’re just staring like 😳 how did he know the barking was keeping you up at night????

He’s sweet, and will take good care of you as a boyfriend should.

Very good listener, won’t talk as much but will hang on to your every word, I promise. He could even recite it to you verbatim.

He’s a big dude, that ain’t news, so expect to be swallowed up in hugs and sometimes even picked up (as a tall girl myself, I simp!!!)

Gives A1 piggyback rides, lol

ALSO RISOTTO IS HUMBLE ASF!

Big dick energy, but on low volume 👏🏾 after all, he doesn’t need to do much talking, because a night with him is more than enough!

Listen babe, you better stretch, do some squats, and prep in whatever way you can before Mr. Nero gives you that work. 🤐

Lowkey a freak, but it’s well hidden behind his ‘quiet giant’ exterior

So, who are y'all dating? Personally, I’m going for Formaggio and Pesci hehe

[jigensass]

I forgot to make a call out to another amazing person

@jigenshat came out of nowhere into my life and we simp for the same character now

Anyway, how Lupin the Third changed my perspective on life. - an essay nobody wanted to read written by a potato

I vaguely remember hearing about Lupin when I was in high school by name and that was it, but when I started playing Persona 5, my most liked character out of the group in what I played was Yusuke aka Fox and his Persona Goemon. Mostly I was intrigued to him the most because he was voiced by Suigata, the VA for Gintoki and Joseph Joestar in Battle Tendency. I can’t recall exactly what put Lupin on my list, but I remember going through Daisuke Namikawa’s VA list because he voiced Giorno Giovanna in the video games and saw the name “Goemon” pop up under Lupin the Third and I told myself ‘yeah I should watch it, Goemon will probably be the best character’

I started with Part 1 and I thought it was pretty good, yet it felt dated because of the nudity. I even didn’t find Fujiko because I was watching this show blind at this point to see if I enjoyed it. It took me about half a month to watch it, but by the end of it (as my memory serves), this was my favorites list

- Goemon/Jigen

-Lupin/Zenigata/Fujiko

Early on I had a feeling Jigen was gay because of the way he didn’t know how to use a chair. I equally thought at this point that Jigen and Goemon were attractive to the eye.

Part 2 did not help this.

I continued Part 2, starting in mid-March to the end of May. This was my list by the end of it.

-Jigen

- Goemon

- Zenigata

- Lupin

- Fujiko

This list was probably defined by Mid-April because I got the taste of the English dub and got to episode 110.

And then I watched Lupin the Third the First

He was the antithesis of everything I believed in and everything I disliked in a man’s attributes, but it was that smile

That damned smile. I was torn between being a simp and kinning to the man because of my current state of mind. It was warm, it was sexy, it was a literal dance with the devil and I learned that the hard way.

A few months ago, I made an Lupin OC where I mostly made them for the purpose of shipping with Jigen as a way to get back into writing. But the people who I was writing with kicked me from our discord server. I was very lucky to save my writings on other sources outside of Discord.

I’m serious- if anyone (or a lot of people) are interested in bringing that character back, I will do it. But you have to DM me. Obviously tweaking some things since my perspective has changed since then.

But because of this incident, and recently because of events in my personal life, something clicked. Something that should have clicked a long time ago.

Jigen, for the most part, will continue to be a static character. He will always have the same morals, beliefs, and personality traits with some changes here and there.

I want to be the opposite of Jigen. I want to fly and be free, to figure out the truth. And just like Jigen, there are people who don’t want to change due to personal reasons or other ones unknown to be and no matter how much I can try, these people cannot be influenced by the truth or optimism are brick walls that I have to stop beating my head on.

[Disclaimer: I am not saying Jigen is a bad character, it’s quite the opposite. There are multiple layers under the gunman persona that are difficult to see because of his gruff demeanor. Have you seen the theories, headcanons, and evidence that the community has made? It’s endless.]

I have to learn to let those people go when the writing is on the wall. I also have to learn to not turn my passions into obsessions. I didn’t want this thing I had running with Jigen become something that consumed my life. Yet it slipped and I paid the price. If the person/people I hurt see or read this (or anyone in my past), I am truly sorry for the last time. My goal for 2022 is to be a better character of judgement, including my own. (I THINK THAT IS THE CORRECT PHRASING???)

This is the point of not going back to those old habits. 2022 me is going to be a lot different and it’s been a long time coming. I’m still gonna shitpost, I’m still gonna theorize, and I’m not changing this blog anytime soon. This change was for the better because the traffic on this blog had an incline and there is nowhere to go at this point but up.

At this point of watching Lupin, I currently love all of the main cast for their specific attractive traits, but I still love Jigen the most. He definitely left the biggest impact on me this year.

The main issue is: I really don’t have a map and I’m just gonna go where the wind of the waves take me. But I got time to figure that all at.

May your 2022 be blessed with good shit.

[x-infernhoes-x]

I think this is the first time I'd ever gush about Fugo properly and honestly this sounded better in my brain imo but point is, before all this?? I was more or less a Giorno simp 😂😂😂😂 hard to believe, right? @mrsgiovanna was one of the few many people I recall reading their works that had GioGio in it. (Don't worry, Bri, GioGio's all yours but I dig his aesthetic, we kind of have the same vibes in terms of aesthetics) Jojo was relatively new to me and I only began watching it because of the memes.

Part 5 was my hyperfixation and was the very first part I managed to piece together the lore of because of YouTube. Shortly enough, I began reading about the Bucci Gang and landed myself on Fugo. I was just so immersed in all of their stories and wondered, 'wait, why does Fugo have less content and backstory than the others? Where's his favourite things, his birthday? etc.' And things just went from there, from scouring the internet for more information about Fugo to just slowly fall for him y'know? And it's the first time I actually fell for a character not because of their looks but because of their story, their background and flaws and the first time I actually took the time to know them fully and overall it's just a wonderful feeling to have?

It's just pure adoration and love and care for Fugo that it makes me feel like I'm seen or that he knows every intricate inch of my soul and mind like he understands me the way I understand him and just seeing him feels like home, it feels warm and cozy and just pure love and care for one another to the point it just makes you cry. Loving him gives off the same vibe as the song 'Lover' by Taylor Swift or anything else by her (mainly the ones from evermore, folklore and Lover), being with him feels like a dream and it makes me feel alive and just makes me see more beauty in the world more than ever and he's there and everything just looks 10 times amazing like you're seeing the world for the first time.

Honestly, I could just ramble on how much I love Fugo and I would probably go on a tangent on comparing him to art or even going poetic :'))) but I have like a long ass ramble about that sometime around November 2020 that I made while talking to my best friend. Might post it after this one LMAO

[a-very-bizarre-adventure]

Sugar Daddy AU no one asked for

Sugar Daddy AU and headcanons absolutely no one asked for. Also if y’all want to request anything from this list…..pls do. I had these ideas in my head and thought I would share. I could possibly turn these into fics if yall want. Also these could go both ways, like actually cute or straight up yandere.

In this AU they still have stands but like no one is fighting one another. They’re just lonely and want your company.

I can make more for other characters if y’all want

Giorno Giovanna

·        Probably the youngest sugar daddy, he’s in his 20s. He is the Don of Passione so you just know this man can get absolutely anything he wants, and money is no issue.

·        He had first met you at the school he attended and the two of you were reunited randomly when you walked into Bruno’s restaurant.

·        He remembers how beautiful and kind you were and instantly wants to take you away.

·        Since he is the Don, he doesn’t want to endanger your life so he secretly begins paying for all your stuff and sending little gifts to your house. You think you just have a generous secret admirer before he breaks down and shows up outside your house to ask to be your sugar dady.

Yoshikage Kira

·        He’s your generic businessman who comes from a rich family (pretty sure that’s like already canon, correct me if I’m wrong).

·        He’s in his thirties and realizes he is lonely but has very specific taste in women (and hands).

·        You work at St. Gentleman’s and that is where he first notices you. You’re beautiful and have nice hands, what more could he want?

·        He randomly introduces himself to you and falls for your personality. It’s while he asks you on a date that the idea pops into his head of becoming your sugar daddy.

·        He soon ends up buying you stuff just to prove that he can because he’s scared you might think that he is boring. He also hopes that his gifts will woo you directly into his arms.

Jotaro Kujo

·        He’s still a marine biologist and is also a professor at your college. He first meets you in one of his introduction classes because you want to become a marine biologist as well. (Cliché but like at my university, student-professor relationships are actually okay)

·        He lives alone, is in his thirties, and still helps out with the Speedwagon Foundation so he has a ton of money just saved up, but he has nothing to spend it on until he meets you.

·        He isn’t sure why he is interested in you but he takes a gamble and springs the idea upon you. He knows that you are having trouble paying for college and your apartment so he sees it as a win-win situation. You get money, he gets to spend his evenings with someone.

·        However, he wasn’t prepared to catch feelings.

·        He ends up becoming attached to you and possessive in normal Joot fashion. He treats you like a princess in hopes of wooing you to actually become his wife because he doesn’t want to be alone anymore.

·        Also, I feel like he would use your grades against you.

Dio Brando

·        He’s a lawyer and has his own law firm so he is rolling in that money. He could have anyone he wants but everyone he knows isn’t good enough for him until he meets you.

·        He owns both a black range rover and a G wagon.

·        You work as a barista at a coffee shop across the building his firm is in. You are in college studying to one day be a lawyer as well. College is freakin expensive so when you aren’t in class you are at the coffee shop working.

·        Dio had always seen you because he gets coffee there every morning but you were never on the register so he couldn’t talk to you. It wasn’t until he had finally caught you on register that is interest was piqued. He thought you were absolutely gorgeous and your voice was angelic. Thus started his plan to slowly woo you. (Pay no attention that he is in his late thirties and you’re like early twenties, I mean, it’s a sugar daddy Au what’d you expect)

·        He finally gets you to agree to a date and that’s when he decides he’ll ask you to be his sugar baby. His plan is that he hopes you’ll end up falling for him because he is slowly falling for you.

·        He’s still like an asshole though because it’s Dio but there is more to him than meets the eye.

·        This one is the most detailed because I am a SIMP for lawyer Dio ugh

[yanderememes]

Please spare us a crumb of your Giorno headcanons 🙏

I'M SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE, ANON. I LEGIT WAS OVERTHINKING THIS POST BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY HCS FOR YAN!GIORNO

I NEED THERAPY FOR MY SIMP TENDENCIES. HELP

Giorno is the kind of guy where he makes you believe you have your life under control, but in reality, he was the one pulling the strings all along. You were nothing more but following his master plan.

He'll manipulate and stalk you prior to the kidnapping. He knows all your routines, who you're friends with, and where you work. Nothing is out of his reach as Mafia Don. Oh, you suddenly got fired and kicked out of your apartment? No worries, Giorno is here to save the day

He truly believes you two are meant to be and he's the only one for you. No one would ever go this length for you, he thinks. No one would care, love, and protect you like he does. He does have a bit of a jaded belief of the world due to his upbringing and the job he has.

Prides himself in caring for you. Though it does backfire because he worries about EVERYTHING that could potentially be a threat to you. For example, you can't even touch the stove or enter the kitchen cuz of all the "safety hazards". What if there was a fire and he wasn't there?!

Giorno would kidnap you while you're asleep and bring you to his villa

For the first few months, you'll get your own room because he wants to give you time to settle into things

But after a while, he'll suggest that you share a room with him or just force it if you tried to escape

He's very disciplined. He'd love to ravage you, have you squirm and cry out his name but he knows that'll bite him in the ass later. You'll come to hate him if he pushes himself on you. So he resists.

When he comes home from work and you're fast asleep, he'll whisper the words "I love you"

He really just wants to take care of you. He spoils you A LOT. Anything from luxury designer brands to lavish trips (but only if you're a good darling). He's not exactly sure how to express his love other than giving gifts and spending his money on you. He never had any role models to look up to when it came to romance.

Definitely whipped. You can say and do anything and he'll still love you.

Giorno is a 'cold but hot' yandere type. Meaning, he can be quite cruel and "cold" in the sense of isolating you, threatening everyone you know and love, and knowing exactly what buttons to push to really hurt you so that you won't ever think about leaving him. But he's "hot" wherein Giorno is authentic and genuine in his emotions and expressions of love for you. As much as you hate to admit it, his emotions are real and taken out of context, very sweet and endearing.

Pretty much impossible to escape his villa. He has guards stationed everywhere, a specialized team he hired just for you.

Even though he's very disciplined and restrains himself when around you, he does crack a little here and there. Sometimes he'll tuck your hair behind your ear or gently caress your hand

He will use GER to his advantage by giving you flowers, cute animals, or building an entire enchanted forest from seemingly out of thin air

Giorno will do anything for his amore. Nothing is too much or too little. You can have the whole world or even the moon if you wanted. Except for your freedom.

[occasionalsnippets]

Escapism AU (Don! MC) Info

Here’s the AU of Escapism AU where (Y/n) becomes Don. I’ll probably refer to this AU as Don MC AU. Originally, if I were to write this, it would just be a really long one shot chapter. I might go into more specific details for certain scenes a different time?

Escapism AU M. List

Basically, time is reset to the end of 2000 or beginning of 2001 and mc decides that the easiest (and coincidently the hardest) way to save everyone would be to kill Diavolo

In the process, accidentally becoming the Don of Passione

She ends up saving Gelato and Sorbet from Cioccolata and drops them off at the La Squadra, leaving a probably cryptic message that she would be back later

She meets Polneraff somewhere along the line

Mc kills Diavolo roughly one to two weeks before the events of Vento Aureo

Thus, taking over the role of Don since she can’t leave a power vaccum within Passione

It’s hilariously easy to pose as the Don since no one knew what Diavolo looked like

The only thing is that now, she has to deal with paperwork and running the mafia

She goes back to La Squadra to negotiate actual pay

You’d think Diavolo would pay them more for literally being assassins but I guess not

Mc compiles a hitlist, gathers necessary paperwork, and begins overturning the mafia

She’s gotta clean out the streets of Italy

She kills some people for the benefit of the gang and because they were opposing them

Also, the drug trade

Mc cuts off the drug trade about three days into the Bucci gang’s mission to deliver Trish which I’ll get to later

So, a good amount of people who are involved with the drug trade are also going on the hitlist

Don mc crossdresses when she’s on any sort of buisness mostly because it’s 2001 and sexism

At least she doesn’t dress like a stripper

She also does that thing where she pushes her bangs back? You know, that thing

Her capos are kinda simps

On the topic of canon, mc met Trish prior to the events of Vento Aureo and her killing Diavolo briefly

Trish was probably asking for directions to somewhere and mc happened to be there

It’s more of a chance meeting than anything else but mc does say “If you have any problems, feel free to tell me”

That happens, Diavolo finds of Trish’s existence, and she gets guarded by Pericolo

Mc then kills Diavolo and takes the position of Don

Then, she realizes that she probably still has to get the Bucci gang to deliver Trish

Mc has a few encounters with the Bucci gang before canon but it’s mostly just chance encounters and lots of deja vu on the part of the gang

Mc looks familliar but there was no way they could have met her before, right?

Giorno joins the gang much the same way as canon

Mc doesn’t care much for the fact that he killed Polpo since she needed an excuse to promote Bruno anyways

Leaky eye Luca is alive surprisingly

The encounter of Sale and Zucchero still happen because even if mc could have prevented it, she still thinks it would be a good experience for Giorno for whatever reason

The Bucci gang collect the 10 billion lire and get Trish

Mc likely told Pericolo that due to some miscommunication, Trish isn’t the boss’s (her) daughter but Pericolo forgot to tell the Bucci gang that which leads to a misunderstanding later down the line

This time, mc gets La Squadra to help guard her too since they aren’t traitors

They go largely the same route as last time with significantly less conflict than the first time around but this time La Squadra and Bucci gang get to hang out

Mc is still renovating the inner workings of Passione at this point

On the third day of the mission, mc, of course, cuts off the drug trade which gives Giorno and Bruno a “oh sh*t” moment

Throughout the mission, mc does show up from time to time just sort of exploring Italy and meeting a few of the members though they aren’t aware she’s the don either because they don’t or she’s not crossdressing

Bruno delivers Trish to mc at the same place as canon but she isn’t planning on killing Trish of course

There isn’t a betrayal and mc finally meets Bruno face to face with him aware that she’s the don

Things happen and Giorno and Bruno are kinda like “guess we don’t have to betray the boss”

There’s always a vague awareness that mc looks way too young to be running the entire damned mafia but no one bothers to check how old she is until someone asks

Afterwards, it’s mostly just shenanigans that I haven’t fully fleshed out yet

Definitely, the one shot would be written starting with outsider POV (the characters) before getting around to mc’s side of the story

It’s definitely implied but not exactly stated outright that this timeline isn’t the first or second one (aka regular Escapism AU)

Mc has gone on this journey before and lost more than she should have

Sometimes the gang have hazy yet strangely clear dreams of certain events that they know have never happened before but somehow feel so real

And in them, there’s a girl with (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes

This concludes my main ideas for don!mc

[bellarosethefangirl]

100 Followers 🎉 Special: JJBA Boyfriend Fluff Headcanons

Author Note: I’m past 100 followers but Thank you so much for the support! I did headcanons for all my personal husbandos in jojo. I decided to only do characters from parts 1-6 since it was so long already. Who are your Husbandos? I have mine listed here.

Johnathan Joestar, Jousuke Higashikata, Okuyasu Nijimura, Koichi Hirose, Giorno Giovanna, Bruno Bucciarati, Panacotta Fugo, Narancia Ghirga, Guido Mista, Weather Report

Johnathan Joestar 💙

Ever the gentlemen he’ll want to take you on various dates. He’s the hopeless romantic type. Very sweet man.

Picnic dates, ballroom dancing, shopping sprees, plays, and trips to go swimming in a river are Johnathan’s to go dates

You’ll never be caught opening a door nor pushing in your chair yourself with Johnathan around

Prepare to have your arms linked with him

Forehead and hand kisses are an absolute must

He’s a simp so you’ll be given the upmost care from Johnathan. He’ll be super wipped for you.

Nicknames include: Love, darling, and dear or dearest

When you cheer him on during his football, boxing, and other sports matches, or Harmon fights it’s such a boost to his confidence. He wants to impress you and when you’re being a cheerleader he can’t help but enjoy it. He’ll do his best for you.

If you want him to blush wear the most elegant ballgowns or cutest dresses on dates. Wearing flower crowns or calling him cute pet names also give him the honey glow.

His heart will skip beats if you give him flower bouquets, write him poetry or gift him homemade presents.

Making him any sort of foods will make him the happiest man on earth. He’ll praise your food and scarf it down. It’s also an easy way of getting to his heart.

If you make him a Good luck charm he’ll totally lose it in the best way possible. He’ll gasp and cherish it as though it’s the most expensive diamonds. Cheek kisses will also cause this reaction.

“You my darling are the most precious gift on this earth. I love you very dearly.”

Jousuke Higashikata 💜☮️💛

Jousuke is such a sweetheart. He’s actually quite bashful around you. Even if you’re dating him he’ll be this way. He’ll always be supportive and cute towards you. He’s also a ton of fun to be around.

Arcade dates, beach trips, café/restaurants, carnivals, amusement parks, movies, and park dates are Jousuke’s go to dates.

You’ll never be seen having a bad hair day. Jousuke takes care of your hair as much as he cares for his own.

You’ll be the one making the moves but he’d be the first one to confess. He will happily hold your hand but he’ll totally try hiding his blush.

He’ll throw you some cute compliments on new hair styles, makeup or clothes he notices

Expect to hold hands and his embarrassed head scratches while doing so

If you fix his pompadour or compliment it he’s totally flattered and flustered

If you defend his pompadour his anger will immediately be replaced with a look of love instead. He’s super grateful

Though bashful he has his moments where he’ll gloat to himself about how awesome he thinks you are or how lucky he is

He’ll love dates where you two look at stars or share a milkshake together

As a sweet boyfriend he’ll tell you the sweetest compliments or embarrass himself in front of you. He can’t help it if he becomes clumsy or stutters in front of you. You’re definitely his first girlfriend! He wants to be cool in front of you but fails in these moments

During stand battles or moments where he’s protecting you he’ll have a boost to his confidence if you tell him you think he’s cool or a badass. He wants nothing more than to impress you so he’ll pose more or try showing off crazy diamond

Nicknames include: baby, sweetheart, angel, gorgeous, and babe

If you thought Jousuke shows off make way for Crazy Diamond. He isn’t losing to his user! Crazy Diamond will flex and wink at you subtly so only you notice. If you cheer on Crazy Diamond you’ll notice it’s full potential exposed. It’s like you gave him a power boost.

Crazy Diamond also snatches you from Jousuke- literally. He’ll princess carry you away

Cute Dora’s~ all around. He likes cuddles and your attention as much as Jousuke. Oh and don’t forget he enjoys laying his head on your lap! (Jousuke doesn’t do it because he doesn’t want to mess up his precious pompadour)

If you want him to blush flirt, kiss his cheek, and do cute girlfriend things like making him a bento or hugging him affectionately. If you wear cute casual outfits on dates he’s all over you.

If you want to make his heart skip beats for you I suggest you whisper in his ear, go for cute bicep grabs, and since he’s a romantic an act of romance will also cause him to fall further for you. Let’s say romantic poetry or words of reassuring love.

If you remember something about him or give him a thoughtful gift he’s been wanting for the longest it’s a sure way of earning his heart

If you make him a Good luck charm or ask to wear matching clothes or jewelry he’s totally a sucker for it. He adores it. He will be such a loving fanboy towards you.

“Hey gorgeous, I love your new look today. You always look beautiful but I must compliment the new outfit. I’m so lucky to have you for a girlfriend, angel.”

Okuyasu Nijimura 💲💙

The sweetest boyfriend ever! He’s sensitive with a big heart

If you confessed he’ll be the happiest guy on the planet. If he was the one to confess then he’s crying tears of joy when you say yes

Dates to restaurants, arcades, beaches, and parks are his go to! He’s not opposed to shopping dates since he loves treating his girl.

He’s so excited having you for a girlfriend! You’re obviously his first relationship so he does everything he can to make you happy

He’ll spoil you rotten and enjoy any sort of attention given to him

Since he isn’t used to touching a girl he’s always asking you for permission to touch you. Poor guy is used to scaring off girls.

If you compliment the scars or tell him you think he’s cool he’ll be filled with glee

He’s always wrapping an arm around you or placing a hand on the small of your back

If you’re affectionate he’ll become such a flustered sweetheart

During stand battles when you cheer him on he’ll totally show off. He’ll look over at you with an eager smile hoping to see stars in your eyes

His stand wants attention too! The hand also shows off. Both him and Okuyasu are wanting praise and kisses!

The hand will often hold you from behind and randomly hug you

Nicknames include: cutie, my girl, babe, babygirl, and sweetie

Getting Okuyasu to blush is an easy feat. Complimenting him, girlfriend gestures like wanting hugs or piggyback rides, and feeding him. Sitting on his lap also does the trick.

If you want his heart skipping beats I suggest leaning against his back for affection or placing your face against his chest. Telling him you feel safe or enjoy being in his arms does the trick as well.

His dream of receiving a Good luck charm and food from a pretty girl will finally be fulfilled and he’s overjoyed. Cue the waterworks.

Whenever you gift or give Okuyasu anything he’ll start crying tears of joy. In these moments when you comfort him he’ll be super grateful. Kissing his tears away or wiping them off with a handkerchief makes him feel incredibly loved.

“I can’t tell you how much I love calling you my girl. I feel so lucky!”

Koichi Hirose 🔊💚🗯

The biggest sweetheart yet. Koichi is such a soft boy towards you. He’s already kind hearted but to his girlfriend? He’s smitten. You’ll be given so much love and care

A bashful boyfriend so you’ll be the one making the moves. When he does he’s super awkward or shy about it

Expect all sorts of dates! He’ll want to be creative with dates that have you in mind. He wants to be a good boyfriend so he’s going all out.

He’ll feel like the luckiest guy on the planet if you were the one to confess

It will take quite a lot for Koichi to finally confess but when he does it’s the sweetest thing ever. He’ll avoid all eye contact and shyly ask

Nicknames include: honey, sweetheart and cutie pie

You’ll never hear the end of it from his sister and mother. They’ll embarrass him and ask so much about you. They’re incredibly happy for their Koichi.

He isn’t the most confident so complimenting him is the best way to help him. He appreciates all compliments.

If you compliment his eyes and smile you’ll make him flustered

Rohan and Jousuke are protective af so beware but once they see how well you treat Koichi they lay off. (Rohan is over protective)

He’s loving so he’s also affectionate but he is a gentleman and asks permission if he wants to lay his head on your lap or cuddle

If you put effort in your looks be it small he’ll act as though a super model is in his presence

Stand battles are dangerous so he’ll ask you to leave/save yourself. If there is a situation where you have to watch and you cheer him on he’s actually feeling pretty proud of himself especially if you’re impressed

Echoes will treat you like a goddess and obey your every command. He’ll be calling you mistress or “B-e-a-u-t-y, beauty”

Echoes won’t show off but he will make himself the presentable gentlemen in hopes of impressing you. (He won’t cuss around you unless you’re the type to find it hilarious)

Echoes enjoys hugs, forehead kisses, and attention

If you want Koichi to blush give him surprise kisses, poems, or lay your head on his shoulder

To make his heart skip beats would mean he is in heaven. If you sing to him, hold one of his hands with both your hands while saying loving words or gift him something meaningful he’s absolutely enamored with you.

“I hope you enjoyed our date today, sweetheart. I look forward to the next. Maybe we could go get ice cream?”

Giorno Giovanna 💜🐞

Giorno is also quite romantic. He’s an understanding and sweet boyfriend. He’s also a gentlemen.

You’ll be given compliments on the daily and taken on dates frequently

Being a mafioso makes him a busy man but he’ll make time for you! He’ll try to see you often and when he can’t he’ll be sure to return with a flower in his hand to offer you

Be prepared for him to kiss your hand often. He enjoys your arms being hooked around another too.

Many dates are to be expected since he likes spoiling you. Gelato, cafés, fancy restaurants, gardens, shopping sprees, museums, plays, and coffee dates.

He’ll give you flowers all the time

Braid his hair for him and he’s especially happy

He adores your affection. He’s affectionate but doesn’t always initiate it

Nicknames include: amore, cara, carina, mi amore, and love bug (when he’s feeling very loving)

He’ll braid your hair in various hairstyles and kiss your forehead after each time he does so

Giorno is very protective during stand battles. He’ll do whatever it takes to defeat his opponent. If he has golden experience requiem he isn’t holding back if they pose a threat to you. No mercy.

He’ll only want to impress you when it comes to his stand. He’ll create whatever you want.

His stand only shows off when it grants life around it. Cute bugs, animals, and plant life you’d like.

Golden wind/golden experience requiem want hugs and attention from you always

You’re given all kinds of gifts from him. Anything you mention is yours. No matter how cheap or expensive

If you tell him you think he’s badass or has the makings of a mafia boss he’ll totally be flustered

If you’re dating him when he’s Don he will be bashful in moments where you’re romantic with him

When you really want to get his heart racing I suggest fixing his hair or his clothing (a loose hair, crooked tie or brooch) then kiss him after. Kissing his stand does this also since he can feel it. The main reason he reacts this way is because the feeling lingers and sometimes when he’s alone he’ll remember what it felt like.

“Would you like to get gelato, amore? I missed you.”

Guido Mista 💙❤️

Simp overload x7!

Mista is such a simp for you. He’s adoring and funny. He’s also the best friend type of bf, communication is so well since he’s honest and expresses himself so often.

He’ll try so hard to be cool in front of you

His stands treat you like you’re a celebrity or some type of super model

They like pampering you and having your attention. They’ll brush your hair, put products in it, do your nails, makeup, and grab (steal) you food. When it comes to your attention they’ll want cuddles and kisses. It’s like Snow White and the seven dwarfs, they’re lined up awaiting for your forehead kisses. If you kiss their cheeks they’ll start cheering.

Mista loves wrapping his arm around you and having you seated on his lap

He’ll always ask for your permission to touch you but if you’re making out with him or initiate anything he’ll become grabby

He’s super flirty and good at it too. Expect a lot of it from him.

If you’re affectionate he’s super loving it

Any gifts will flatter him greatly and he’ll be extremely happy. It will be cherished (he’ll brag about it to his stands too) 

Good luck charms or any romantic gifts has him simping for you. He’ll be so bashful and flattered.

He loves holding hands or having his arms on you

He totally asked you out and was hyped when you said yes

Dates with Mista include bars, restaurants of every kind, mall trips, amusement parks, beaches, and shooting ranges

He’ll be so happy if you cook him anything. He will be surprised but then immediately be filled with joy. He’ll hug you in celebration.

Nicknames include: beautiful, baby, angelo, tesoro, babe

You’ll make Mista blush in times where you remind him how meaningful he is to you, he also blushes when you do any romantic actions or wear tight fitting clothes

If you have a new look such as new clothing it will be complimented

If you want his heart skipping beats he’ll be so thankful and enamored when you avoid the number four purposely. If you’re out together or on dates and point out you don’t want any servings with the numbers associated with four, he’s touched. He’ll also be enamored when you comfort him affectionately in your arms.

Stand battles include Mista and his stand showing off in hopes of impressing you

When you’re their cheerleader during stand battles it’s like they’re given a boost in power

Mista is very protective of you. He’ll make sure you’re safe while getting the job done during stand battles. Sex pistols won’t allow any harm to come to you either

If you like wrestling then Mista is all over it. He likes to playfully wrestle

“Hey beautiful, you up for eating out today? I was thinking this one restaurant I haven’t taken you to.”

Narancia Ghirga 💜🧡

He is a ball of sunshine around you. He’ll want to always have fun and make you laugh. Narancia is the funny and cute boyfriend. He’ll always manage to make you laugh. 

He is also a simp for you. Very much so, you have him wrapped around your finger without knowing it

He’ll always want comfort from you. He wants cuddles and your affection

Narancia loves all your affection to the point where he’s constantly asking or administering it. He’ll do everything in his power for all forms of affection

He loves getting food with you since he likes being fed or feeding you 

He’ll carve wooden presents for you! Wooden hearts and small statues of various animals or flowers.

His trusty knife will be used to carve both of your initials onto a tree surrounded by a heart

He enjoys carrying all of your belongings for you even while you two shop!

Be prepared for surprise hugs and kisses

Dates include: picnics, kite flying, shopping, going out for sweets, restaurants, walking in forests, swimming in lakes, movies, and parks or theme parks

He’ll have an assortment of nicknames for you! They include: tesorina, tesora, cutie, principessa, carina, amore mio, and beautiful

If you cook for Narancia he will eat everything you make him on the spot but he does like it when you feed it to him. He’ll be so happy about it and thank you for it countless times. He’s a prime example of getting a man through his stomach.

He’ll love making himself comfortable and lay his head on your lap. He’ll totally ask you to feed him when he lays like this

He likes how his headband looks on you! He’ll beg for pictures of you in it!

If you give him surprise hugs or kisses he’ll giggle and return the affection ten fold

He loves it when you tickle him or do any sort of playful actions

Giving Narancia goodluck charms or homemade gifts get him real hyped! He’ll thank you a plethora of times! Narancia will demand a kiss since he thinks you’re so cute

His stand Aerosmith does show its love for you but in different ways! It will spin and twirl in the air excitedly! It shows off and does plenty of tricks for you! Aerosmith also enjoys creating smoke in the shape of hearts for you (Narancia gets really embarrassed about it)

During stand battles Narancia most definitely shows off for you. Him and Aerosmith. They want to impress you!

If you cheer on Narancia during stand battles he will be ecstatic and do his best. He’s hyper focused so he can win. Motivation is at it’s highest. Even the rest of the gang will be floored by how motivated you made him.

Making Narancia blush is an easy feat. You can compliment him, play with his hair, kiss him, tell him something loving, or call him a petname.

If you want him flustered I suggest whispering in his ear, kissing his neck, sitting on his lap, telling him you think he’s cool, or even express your feelings. He’ll feel his heart rate go up and give you a flustered look

“Tesora! Tesora! Tesora! I’m so happy to see you! Would you like to go on a pizza date?”

Bruno Bucciarati 🤐🖤

Bruno is an charming gentleman. He’s a mix of flirty and a understanding type of boyfriend.

You’ll always be under Bruno’s watchful eye. He’ll always pay attention to your emotional status. He can’t help it. He’s caring and can pick up on how you’re feeling.

Bucciarati will always do his best to make you feel comfortable talking to him about any sort of problems or how you’re feeling

This capo will treat you to fancy romantic dates. All include boat rides, dinners, cafés, walks on the beach, and so much more.

You’re sure to have your arms linked with him at all times

He will be pushing in your chair for you, opening doors, and will always open the car doors for you.

He loves gifting you bouquets

You’ll often catch him staring at you. When you do he’ll give you a sly smile or a teasing smirk

Bruno loves affection. He loves wrapping an arm around you and holding you in his arms. He will ask for permission if he is allowed to touch your legs or pull you on his lap. Bruno loves gently rubbing circles in your upper legs or placing a hand on your knee. He loves cuddles and your touch.

Kisses will be treated as though you’re both in a romance movie

He likes embarrassing you but he wouldn’t do it too much

Nicknames include: bambina, mi amore, dolcezza, mia bella and gattina

You’re treated like royalty by him. He’ll gift you jewelry and greet you with a kiss to your hand.

Giving Bruno a goodluck charm will earn you a tender smile and kiss to your cheek. He will treasure it and unzip his abdomen to keep it there for safe keeping.

Your gifts you give him will be treasured. He will express his gratitude and tell you how thoughtful you are for thinking of him.

Cooking for Bruno will make him so incredibly happy. Your motherly touch with your apron and slippers in your home cause him to give you loving looks. He’ll tell you how much he enjoys your food.

His stand really exposes him! Sticky fingers likes hugging you from behind or kissing your hand and arms.

Bruno gets a bit embarrassed about his stand showing you his undying adoration for you

During stand battles he’ll be extra protective of you. He won’t want you cheering him since he’ll want you to run away to safety

Sticky fingers only shows off if you reciprocate it’s affections. You’ll be lifted and carried everywhere while it unzips various objects.

He’ll compliment your makeup and hair every so often when he notices the effort you put in

You want to make Bruno blush? Have him lay his head on your lap and caress his face while you tell him how much you admire him. Whispering in his ear or kissing his neck causes him to blush as well.

Flustering Bruno isn’t hard either. Touch his chest or whispering about how much you love him in Italian will do it.

“Bella mia you look so wonderful today. Would you care to join me for a date at the beach?”

Panacotta Fugo 🍓💚

Fugo is the shy and gentle boyfriend. Overall he’ll be bashful.

The relationship will be taken slow but he’ll be smitten with you in no time

His shyness surprised you at first but you’ll find it to be one of his best traits

He can’t help it since you’re his first relationship! It’s a bit new to him but it’s okay because he’s honored anyone would be in a relationship with him

He most likely confessed through a letter or stuttered while asking you out

You’ll make quite the impact on his anger. He’ll be more relaxed and stress free thanks to you.

He’ll never take out his anger on you. He’ll take it out on inanimate objects like furniture or his office supplies.

If he snaps at you he’ll feel horrible and immensely apologize. You’ll need to comfort him in these moments and be reassuring.

He will make wonderful boyfriend material. He will take you on dates, bring you coffees, chocolates, and strawberry pastries

Fugo likes spending time with you so he often has you meet him at libraries, coffee shops, or other locations

Dates include: libraries, book stores, cafés, picnics, parks, forest walks, bakeries, restaurants, and plenty of home dates

When he gives you affection it’s forehead kisses or small pecks to your cheek or hand

He’s too shy to initiate affection so he’ll do subtle displays of it

Fugo will hold your hand and press it against his cheek hoping you administer affection. When you don’t understand what he wants he’ll quietly ask for your affections.

When you’re affectionate he’ll secretly love it and you’ll see he’ll melt at your touch everytime

He’ll bury his face in your neck or shoulder shyly

Nicknames includes: Il mio cuore, preziosa, bellezza, cara

He adores holding your hand and has loving smiles when it happens

He’ll love reading together or reading to you

He’ll want to do science experiments with you for fun. He thinks your reactions are cute. If he impresses you then his goal is met.

If you write him poetry or love notes he absolutely adores them and secretly tapes them inside his journal for safe keeping

Gifting him goodluck charms will be meaningful to him. He’ll keep it on his person always and his face will light up in a smile upon you giving it to him

Any gifts you give him will be very much appreciated he’ll express how grateful he is and how you didn’t have to go through the trouble. He’ll give you a hug and kiss in thanks then take extra care of the gift

Cooking for Fugo has him thinking he’s lucky to have you for a partner. He’ll feel incredibly loved and cared for. He’ll want cuddles after so he can show his gratitude

His stand LOVES you. Purple haze likes licking your face and hugging you. Fugo will have to pry his stand off of you. Purple haze can’t help it. It wants your affection.

During stand battles he doesn’t want you near. He’ll keep you away since his stand is dangerous and he only brings it out if he’s endangered. Your safety is his priority.

Purple haze doesn’t know how to show off so instead it will pamper you or guard you. Purple haze brushes your hair, fluffs your pillow, or whatever you ask of it

Purple Haze also likes being in your arms and having his head on your lap

Making Fugo blush is way too easy. You being so loving and kind gets him blushing. Everything else makes him blush slightly deeper.

If you want Fugo’s heartbeat racing I suggest fixing his tie then kissing him. If you use the tie to pull him in for a kiss this gets the same desired result. You can also sit on his lap while lovingly caressing his face.

“You made me dinner, bellezza? It smells great, thank you so much. Maybe we can read a book after?”

Weather Report ☁️💙

Weather is the charming and cool type. His one liners make you swoon.

He asked you out and was smooth with it. You were taken aback but immediately gave your response. He smiled and kissed your forehead.

He constantly stares at you and whispers in your ears. It makes you blush since he’ll smile your direction.

He’ll make time for you and take you somewhere private where you two often hang out together

He enjoys cuddles in the grand piano

He loves hold hands (he secretly likes sweaty hands since it reminds him of rain)

His breath is always minty when he talks to you.

Since he’s so close to you when he’s talking you can’t help but get lost in his eyes. When he notices he might make a teasing comment about it.

He’s a quiet boyfriend but you get him talking. You enjoy hearing that soothing voice. During cuddles it puts you to sleep. Very relaxing.

Since you’re inmates you can’t cook for him but your form of cooking is prison cooking! Bribing the cooks and making simple dishes like heart shaped sandwiches or his favorite food is the best you’re able to do. Weather will think it’s super thoughtful and kiss your cheek then eat it in front of you (if you have enough for extra you give some to Emporio as well)

Goodluck charms will be treated like valuables. He’ll keep it under his hat at all times. When you present it to him he’s a smiling mess. He’ll think it’s very sweet and give you a thanks along with a forehead kiss.

Love notes or poems will genuinely impress him. He thinks it’s romanic. He’ll keep it under his pillow to read at night before bed.

Dates include: picnics, dinners, stargazing, and boardgames or card games

Nicknames include: snow princess, cutie, princess (when he’s feeling really soft), beloved, goddess, empress

Any gift given to him is now his prized possession

He’ll place his chin on your shoulder or head because it’s both easier to talk and to be closer to you

His form of affection is forehead kisses, hugs, and cuddles

If given affection from you he’ll enjoy it with open arms. It’s lonely at prison so he craves your touch.

If you’re sad he will kiss away tears and hold you close

During stand battles he’ll be very protective of you. It’s the only time you see he is angry. Anyone that poses a threat to you is getting a beating.

He wants you safe so he’ll tell you to hide or runaway to safety

When he isn’t in stand battles he likes showing off his abilities to you since he thinks your reactions are cute

Jolyne and Ermès think you two make a cute couple. Anasui is really happy for you both.

Making him blush is impressive because it’s hard to do so but fear not. There’s a couple ways to make him blush. Kiss his neck, tell him you love him, or whisper in his ear.

To fluster Weather you’ll need to say his name in your sleep or tell him how amazing you think he is.

“You’re staring again, princess. Do you want a kiss?”