#when will he wife me?
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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
#batman#bruce wayne#brucellosis wayne#the man that you are#he is so ready to hang up that cape#people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth#batman exists for as long as crime exists#but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog#his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from#justice exists as long as there is right and wrong#batman will never retire#but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy#that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department#let me help you please let me help you#and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow#dc#brucie wayne#this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you
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May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?
#sorry guys I know yall want to ship him with the party but I’m a chilchuck x his estranged wife truther and I’m making content for ME!!!!#I’m an advocate for wife guy chilchuck. I think he loves his wife!!! I think he wants to fix his family!!!#life’s too short when you’re a half foot to waste it arguing with the ones you love and I think he’s learned that#chilchuk tims#chilchuck’s wife#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#my art#art#illustration#sketch
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The Dread Wolf's Heart...
"Where I am going is terrible"
"It won't be terrible if you're with me"
#solavellan#solas#dragon age#pulling for this solavellan reunion where the moment she touches him it's over. he crumbles.#solavellan fluff fridays#yeah we're bringing that tag back#anyways#he's tired and she's gentle#me when i create my lavellan and then she finally shows up to interact w solas: THATS HIS WIFE! HIS WIFE!!!#reilora lavellan woman that you are.....#pina art
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Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.
Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!
Penelope: ...
Suitors: ....
Penelope: *weaving stops*
Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!
Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--
Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!
Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*
Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"
Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."
Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...
AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!
#epic the musical#odysseus#penelope#Poseidon#antonius#this plan probably has a few holes and could be overturned#but the image of Penelope making the best she can out of the situation#slay queen#Odysseus would probablo go along with it#he is his wife's biggest fan after all#just me being silly#that's what happens when i haven't slept enough and I have two hours where i need to kill some time
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Final Bug Fact:
The world NEEDS bugs. They keep the soil healthy, pollinate, control pests, and contribute to the worlds' ecosystem. By the end of the century, it is estimated 40% of insect species may go extinct due to habitat loss. Yes, that is very scary. But with even one beetle spared, one caterpillar rescued, and one Hollow Knight comic of all things, things will change. Because I know there's a lot more Dewi's out there than most people realize. Stay curious.
Thanks for going on this adventure with me. ♥︎
First || Prev // END... VOLUME 2 is Out.
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Comic Thoughts and Pictures Below!
I wanted to put here how amazing and sweet everyone has been with this comic. I finished a 75 page comic in 3 MONTHS. I am at a loss for words. That sounds crazy and it IS crazy. But man was it fun. Even on days were I wasn't able to draw due to fatigue or business, I loved working on it from start to finish. And guess what!? This is my first ever FINISHED comic :D I'm so proud of myself. I know there's some things I want to change and the art is wonky in most places...... but I'm content to let it be. What an amazing summer adventure!
I'm hoping to post the full comic on another Comic website. I may or may not edit some of the art ^w^ So I'll let y'all know when I release it.
Interested in learning what you could do to help your local insects? This is the basic stuff. Maybe make some Insect Hotels if you have the time!!! And never forget to spread the word about bugs. They need our help just as any animal on earth.
Still Here? Well you can look in the tags for little lore dumps if ur looking for stuff like that ;)
#dewi's adventures in hollow knight#thank you all for supporting this me and this comic. Truly. It means the world.#And we finally get to see Dewi's Dad! He has that iconic scar on his cheek Dewi told Hollow about.#(He got it from a Barbed wire accident as a kid. But he likes to try and convince Dewi it was from a Grizzly Bear)#Conifer almost had a heart attack from the “Map of the World” haha. His wife was beside herself#The bugs were terrified to meet his Dad. But it was kinda inevitable to have the encounter with the Beast if Dewi was in the picture.#So they sent out the only remaining heirs of the Pale King to make a Peace Agreement. It went as chaotic as you can expect.#Quirrel has taken a liking to the bugs outside Hallownest. He finds them very strange and interesting.#Also Hollow does not like the sun very much. It's brightness scares them.#I also like to think Dewi and humans null the effect of the Hallownest Bug's memories being erased when leaving the kingdom.#Makes it more fun ;)#art#my art#Hollow Knight#hollow knight au#Hollow Knight comic#Hollow Knight fanart#hollow knight hornet#the hollow knight#hollow knight ghost#hollow knight quirrel#hollow knight spoilers#hk spoilers#Also my “full name” dropped. I have it in some of my posts but i guess this is a little more known
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Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like
"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"
"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."
"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"
"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"
"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"
Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.
Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏
#I don't see enough of Fiddleford's wife ngl#i just want Stan to be loved#this fic idea has been in my mind for ages 🙏#LET THEM BE POLYAMOROUS AND IN LOVE!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!#Stan is such a poly bi-con TRUST 🙏#Stan and Fiddleford's wife help Fidds stop using the memory gun#Fiddleford and his wife help Stan feel loved#JUST HEAR ME OUT THEY COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP#Tate gets 2 dads for the price of 0#cause in canon Fiddleford left when he was a baby and lost his mind so he didn't get any dads#let that kid grow up in an unbroken house hold 🙏#omg you know how in canon Tate works at the bait shop next to the lake#Stan would SO take Tate fishing#he would be such a good dad guys give him a chance😭#cole's talking#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#fiddleford x stanley#fiddleford x fiddleford's wife x stanley#just hear me out guys 🙏#fiddleford's wife
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being a jujutsu sorcerer and a parent rarely ends well. sorcerers who have to fight for their lives everyday barely have any time and energy even for themselves. adding babies to the picture is hard to imagine.
but gojo was determined to balance his work and personal life when you entered his life, which is why he has a baby girl strapped to his chest as he holds up his hand and crosses his fingers, already to send a special grade curse into his domain.
"daddy~" his baby babbles, cheek squished against his purple uniform.
"yes, baby?" gojo smiles down at his baby and gently sweeps her hair out of her eyes. he pays little to no attention to the curse, who had already spread out their domain and is currently sending wave after wave of attacks, all of which gojo repels with a touch. "this is domain expansion," he gently explains to her, smirking at the curse who is obviously offended that he wasn't taking them seriously. "in a second, you're gonna see daddy's domain."
his baby blinks and shuffles around in the strap, whining a bit as she tries to get comfortable. for all she knows, it's too dark and hot and she misses mommy's smell.
before she knows it, the space around her begins to look like the night sky, and she can't see the curse anymore.
"this is my domain," her daddy says, but she misses seeing the sun. why is it nighttime all of the sudden?
"nooo" she whines as she kicks around. where's the ice cream he promised her earlier? and where is mommy? she doesn't want to go to sleep yet!
"not easily impressed, hm?" he laughs, protectively holding his baby's head against his chest as he closes up his domain after finishing off the curse.
"let's go get ice cream, yeah?" he ruffles her hair and holds up her hands, dancing them up in the air with a huge grin. the sunlight hits her face again and a smile quickly reappears. "you did so good today. did you learn a lot about jujutsu fights today? did'ja enjoy our little adventure together?"
"ice cweam" she smiles, doing a few happy kicks. and that's how the tradition of getting ice cream after missions started for the daddy-daughter pair.
#dad!gojo fills an empty spot in my heart#AW HE'S SO PERFECT#and then yaga found out he brings his baby to missions#and yaga quickly scolded gojo#“but my wife needs a girls' day” he just shrugs#he LIVES for these daddy-daughter adventures#when fighting a curse he's just like “my baby's watching so let me show off a bit”#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#gojo fluff#jjk x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojo scenarios#gojo#dad!gojo
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I took a fever nap and had a dream that there was a group of lesbian warriors in baldur's gate 3 who could all turn into tigers (or maybe they had pet tigers? I don't remember) and only people who identified as lesbian women could join the group so it was like a variant of Artemis's hunters from percy jackson but in my dream they let Wyll join. So it was just this group of lesbian warriors and the Blade of Frontiers. And he was like actually one of them not just a visitor or smthn like he had the swearing-in ceremony that I witnessed in my dream.
#FUNNY EDIT IN MY REBLOG#My username is possessing me guys#Like there was literally a cinematic of the tigers (again I don't remember if it was the women themselves or their pets) bowing in a line#As Wyll walked down the procession to receive his title as one of the warriors#It was a whole thing that happened in my dream#So funny#But also he deserves it when ppl say for the lesbians they also say for Wyll Ravengard#Wyll Ravengard#My beautiful wife
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Doctor Who Season 7 Minisodes
Rain Gods
#doctor who#dwedit#moffatedit#timelordgifs#riversongedit#river song#eleventh doctor#alex kingston#matt smith#userbbelcher#tvarchive#chewieblog#dailyflicks#romancegifs#otpsource#otp: stay with me#when your signature move that you've been using for over a thousand years fails to impress your wife lol#also just in case anyone asks yes this is post angels take manhattan but before the snowmen christmas special#this takes place in the offscreen adventures 11 and river had when they travelled together#as he asked her to travel with him in 7x5 after amy and rory left#this is our ONLY filmed sneak peak into those adventures#this is also one of if not my favorite doctorriver scene in the entire show#just them being married and having fun together; no monsters to fight or worlds to save; just date night gone wrong bc the doctor can't fly
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Grown men giggling and kicking their feet.... [Blank Scripts AU]
#tsp blank scripts au#THESE TWO HAVE BEEN THE WORMS DANCING IN MY HEAD HELP ME 😭#I love drawing them being in love and all but lets approach it in a calmer way this time#since. you know. I always draw them tearing each other apart [lovingly]#how about I draw them acting like two middle-schoolers being in a relationship for the first time huh?#what if I made them have an innocent moment together huh#what if I drew them being happy and enjoying each other in the moment huh#what if 🤨🤨🤨#I love how normal Stanley looks when next to the Narrator [Black] when he's literally 6.2 ft [Black is 6.9 ft]#him and his tall baddie wife that he somehow got by being a loser#tsp au#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#narrator tsp#tsp narrator#stanley tsp#tsp stanley#stannarrator#stanarator#stannarator#stanarrator#my drawing museum
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I'M HERE, YOU'RE HERE
ʚ⁺˖↪ f!reader, mentions of alcohol, suguru's drunk, domestic fluff ><
Realization hits Suguru hard whenever he's drunk on a friday night and has to be bathed by his wife.
He's a decent drinker─neither a lightweight or a hardcore alcoholic, just somewhere in between the middle. There are certain days to when he drinks: some days, the alcohol would burn his throat and he'd stop immediately like it's the first time he's ever drunk─and other days, the alcohol would taste nothing, almost like he's drinking water, so he continues to pour it down his throat until his mind feels fucked.
Tonight, the alcohol tastes like nothing, and he was wasted.
"Stay still, honey."
You've lost count of how many times you've told him to stay still and to behave. He's been whining, and flailing his arms in the air, and even telling you his secret that he has a ring somewhere in his drawer that he'll use to propose to his girlfriend─you, his wife.
(Unbeknownst to him, you already knew about the ring.)
You wanted to sound stern, you really did, but how could you when he's so adorable avoiding your gaze just because he claims that his wife would not like it if she knew about this?
Is this how he acts around other woman who's not you?
(Of course he does.)
"Please bring me to my girlfriend, miss. My girlfriend will get mad if she knows you're touching me like this."
Suguru's determined to keep his head down, almost like it's a grave sin to look up.
A chuckle emits from your throat, amused by your husband despite already being soaked from the amount of times he's accidentally splashed the water.
You decide to play along.
"I told your girlfriend that you'd be staying here for the rest of the night seeing how you're not in the right state to go home by yourself."
A sudden splash, he immediately turns to you, eyes looking like they're starting to flood.
"My girlfriend would not allow that!", he looks down, and you don't miss the frown that settled on his lips.
"She doesn't like it when I hang around other women..."
"Does she not love me anymore..?"
That wasn't how it was supposed to go.
Suguru continues to look down─like a puppy left by his owner─and you feel guilty, but it wasn't even your fault that he's so wasted to the point that he can't recognize who you are─the woman he's been with for years, the woman who he wakes up to everyday, the woman who he decided to marry, his wife.
You rest your arms on the edge of the bathtub, serving as a cushion for your chin to lay on. You call him, tone as gentle and familiar.
"Suguru."
Suguru looks up, and he suddenly sees the world before him─his world.
"Honey...?"
One smile of yours and a tilt of a head was enough to knock some force to his alcohol driven mind before realization hits him hard.
He's here, you're here, inside the home you both built for yourselves as husband and wife.
He's yours.
#oOoOooOooo what if i kms then what#me when domestic fluff#sugurus one big baby when hes drunk and needs to be with his wife#jjk geto#fluff#jjk x reader#jjk#jujutsu geto#geto x reader#geto suguru#jjk suguru#getou suguru x reader#jujutsu kaisen suguru
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Shen Qingqiu is blowing up the System with his mind rn
[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. First image depicts Shen Qingqiu within the Water Prison, kneeling on the ground with his arms and wrists tied with immortal binding cables. He wears a nervous expression while the System screen next to him with a cheering kaomoji goes "Checking In." to which SQQ reponds "i'm bad". The next image depicts SQQ with now ripped robes holding his tied hands in front of him while Luo Binghe stands facing away from him in the foreground. LBH is holding his hands up to his face with a flustered expression whilst SQQ is looking at his back with a very confused expression and "???" next to him. A caption above them states "One Wife Plot Experience Later..." The final image is in a chibi style. SQQ glares at the system as it says with a smug look "Checking In" to which SQQ responds "i'm doing bad" End ID]
#svsss#scum villain#shen qingqiu#the system#svsss system#luo binghe#bingqiu#mxtx#myart#this is how the whole water prison arc felt to me#sqq was ready to choke the system out for all the shit it was pulling lmao#also feats my fave oblivious sqq moment “why am i experiencing all these wife plots im the villain”#yeah sure sir whatever helps you sleep at night <3#lbh was fighting for his Life when the robes ripped (and he was already having a hard time seeing sqq tied up ngl)#also sqq wearing light colored robes during his widow arc is one of my fave headcanons mostly cause i think he did it untentionally
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eddie diaz number one gossip, starts a rumor buck has a new boyfriend but says he doesn’t know who, just that it’s new, chimney spirals because he needs to know, bobby is happy but concerned because he doesn’t want to deal with eddie being a weirdo about bucks new partner again, hen and karen are prepping another shovel talk that will get cut from the show again, and then a few weeks later hen opens the ambulance doors because bobby told her buck was doing inventory and he better not be fucking up her ambulance and buck is sitting on the gurney, eddie fucking diaz in his lap and they both look up when she gasps, buck is blushing, eddie is smirking because that motherfucker started a rumor about himself!! because hes choosing joy and joy is causing drama at work and making out with his boyfriend thank you
#buddie#eddie diaz is so special to me and I think he should be more chismoso#eddie and Pepa and abuela gossiping about mega bitch Helena diaz I will never forget you#let him be a bitch!!! he’s so special to me when he’s being an instigator!!#let him cause harmless problems!!!#let him be a chaos junkie#this man dated a doppleganger of his dead almost-ex wife you’re telling me he wouldn’t engage in ridiculous shenanigans??#and you know buck would be fucking foaming at the mouth when he finds out what eddie did#he’s so down bad for any eddie but especially snarky eddie#anyways
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umbreon & espeon baristas
#umbreon#espeon#pokemon#sketch#artists on tumblr#furry#anthro#loosely based off my wife (he) & i when we were baristaing. now its just me lol#mine
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240819 hynjinnnn instagram live [*the mark on his arm is from manual therapy]
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#added the disclaimer cause i think ppl will wonder..#gifs#hopped on live cause his wife wasn’t home to remind him what he’s missing 🥳#MY SPOINGLE OF LUV 💖💖💕💖💗💖💕💖#idk what got into me i was just shedding tears like half of his live 😔#just had a tough week and it was so healing to see hm 😔#hyune will always be there when everything else sucks#like haha don’t die you will miss out on seeing hyunjins beautiful face. <- me giving myself a peptalk in front of the mirror to#get through the horrors of the week
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All patched up
#i feel crazy bc I’ve been trying to draw this mf for months#but nothing felt sufficient#i knew exactly what he had to look like but nothing came out close until now#Kit’s wrio destroyed me i see him every night when i close my eyes 😊#Wrio’s the typa guy who's in his late 40s#gets home by 7pm after his prison work to pet his black and white spotted cat#and watch tv while sipping his favorite earl grey tea#he’s just missing a soft and loving wife to dote on him …….. me#ok lmfao that’s enough goodbye#wriothesley#genshin#genshin impact#him looking up at me as i ask to sit on his lap to eat my cookies
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