#when u have to speedrun an entire career…

[xamaxenta]

studying newspaper graphics is so hard

[meepmeep19]

Yk one thing the BSD fandom hasn’t really realized yet is that Suegiku have actually known each other just as, if not LONGER than Soukoku. Seriously. Ik that sounds crazy, but just hear me out:

First of all, we know Jouno joined the Hunting Dogs 6 years ago. That means he’s known Tetchou for at LEAST six years now

Now you may think it’s a little bit of leap to just assume that they knew each other for all those 6 years. After all it’s entirely possible that Tetchou joined after Jouno did, and so the two could’ve only known each other for as little as a year. However, I honestly don’t think that’s the case, and Tetchou did in fact join BEFORE Jouno.

Admittedly, this is just ultimately HC but it makes sense when u think about it. Out of all the Hunting Dogs. Tetchou is easily the MOST committed to justice and his job. He has passion for it almost unlike any of the other members. I think that he (unlike Tachihara, for instance) actually TRAINED and maybe actually applied to become a Hunting Dog the normal way, kinda like how u can apply to become a cop. In other words, based on his very evident dedication, you can tell that this was a career he CHOSE to go into. And considering that career planning requires, well, a PLAN, one that doesn’t necessarily have to take that many years (depending on the career), and the fact that current Tetchou seems like he’s already in his early to mid 20s max (most of the young adult characters in BSD tend to be in that range- Kunikida, Dazai, Ranpo), then 6 years ago (when Jouno joined) he would’ve most likely have almost completed or already completed his training and become a HD member

Ofc, u can argue that his training could’ve taken longer, so he still could’ve joined after than Jouno. But considering the fact that they took in Tachihara when he was like only 15 (I think?) mostly because of his ability, I don’t think the official training and application process actually takes THAT long. Or if does, then you can easily speedrun all that time by having an OP ability, regardless of ur actual age. (They’re kinda like ADA and PM in that sense; age literally does not matter if u have a broken power lol that can make up for that lol) And considering the fact that Tetchou HAS an OP ability and is literally the strongest Hunting Dog, I feel like he would’ve been accepted for the job sooner rather than later. So yeah, he would’ve already been a HD by the time Jouno joined.

But 6 years ago is just when Jouno OFFICIALLY joined the HD. That’s not even mentioning the time it must’ve took to find and arrest him in the first place. So considering Jouno was an executive of an infamous mafia group, I bet it would’ve taken more than just Fukuchi to capture him. Other HD members, like Tetchou and Teruko would’ve most likely been on the mission as well.

Especially because (while this is mostly HC territory again) it rly seems the HD took down, not just Jouno, but most likely his entire mafia group. We never hear any mentions of them in the present and it just doesn’t make sense that a group as ruthless and THOROUGH as the HD would capture Jouno,(someone who can literally hear them coming MILES away and literally disappear into thin air!) but somehow not anyone else in the mafia group. So if they rly did take down everyone, then that definitely would’ve been a job for more than just one person. Meaning Tetchou definitely would’ve been involved in Jouno’s arrest. Which is how they might’ve actually known each other for even longer than those 6 years, depending on how long it took to arrest Jouno. (Btw, SKK have known each other for 7 years)

I think the reason we’ve never actually realized this is because unlike SKK, SGK aren’t freaks that constantly bring up how long they’ve known each other every five minutes

Also, you could argue that SGK understand each other almost as well as SKK, considering Jouno can literally read Techou’s body like a book and that Tetchou is capable of perfectly describing Jouno to an absolute T.

[stonyponyofficial]

hihihiiii 21 26 38 + 44 if you pleeeease :3

i do hope these answers please u milady ....

21 What I love most about myself

i like my sense of style :3 it took a while for me to get it but ive been able to find a lot of good looks and ways im able to feel comfortable 👍

26: My biggest pet peeves

i work at a grocery store, so i have so much hate in my heart :) like when people block the whole entire aisle with their cart and i can't get through with mine and theyre just taking their time staring deeply into the shelves.

also i know as a service worker this'll just happen but people trying to speedrun conversations with me. no greeting or trying to get my attention just 🧍..... "dried fruit?" ahaha! yes u have activated my dried fruit cutscene where i show u where the dried fruit is good job.

38: My childhood career choice

i think i wanted to be a scientist but like nothing more specific. job description: pouring green liquid into blue liquid and taking notes, looking under microscope.

44: A random fact about anything

i like to look up the voice actors for whatever anime im watching (usually bc it's fun just to seebut sometimes im like "FUCK who is that????" and i Have to know) so since im watching flcl finally ill share this little fact about it! did u know that the cat miyumiyu is voiced by hideaki anno, creator of other gainax property eva? preddy neat huh :3c lots more where that came from trust me

[geometea]

oh god i have so many favorite players lol uh im gonna speedrun these.

kelvin drumsolo has spent zir entire career playing catch-up - to zir famous blaseballer grandparent, to zir all star rotation, to zir quickly improving fellow batters. mechs couldn’t hit for ages and so kelvin being bad didn’t really matter. and then the mechs started being able to hit and kelvin didn’t really and so by s18 ze was already sort of strategic dead weight and by s20 it was a strategic win that ze was shelled and couldn’t play.

and then half the team got alternated and kelvin got infused and all of a sudden ze was theoretically the best batter we had except ze still wasn’t great and then bees got redacted and kelvin drumsolo was the last og mech batter standing at the end of the world. basically kelvin is a sadlad who should’ve been shadowed long ago and yet somehow just keeps on strike, swinging

jasper ji-eun is another bad mechs batter except he actually got shadowed pretty quickly (and then their replacement left the team like five minutes (a season) later). jj just sorta idk he’s Vibin he makes weird art and helps survey potential new rail routes through the core to help link up cities/towns bc they’re still functionally immortal bc blaseball and idk. theyve got progressive hearing loss due to damage sustained when he was in his early twenties and has a hearing dog. sort of a deliveryperson but doesn’t do that super much anymore now helps coordinate mail services through the core. friends-who-kiss-about-it w kaj statter jr

wyatt ‘lev’ mason xi was the first wyatt to explode after the second Wyatt masoning, never got to play (was a pitcher scheduled for day 78. died day 77.) baby. would probably have been an alright pitcher (not amazing but was sorta built like s13 jolene willowtree.) fate number was 77. tragic (one of the fk stats) was 0.77. this kid was so doomed and i love them so much. sorta got adopted by jj but also by the whole team. lil bit of chaos magic for fk reasons. just… just baby ok. deserved so much better. miss u lev.

Tell me about your favorite Blaseball players now or forever rest in violence