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"Sounds like you're painting me out to be some sort of character with words like that, you know, the kind that goes around flirting and trying to charm people. Do I really look like the kind of person who does those sort of things?" James couldn't help but ask, acting as though the others insinuations were far from his character but the never wavering smirk on his face was pretty much a tell of that not being the case. "Depends on what that strong hand is doing to manage them I suppose."

"I'm fairly certain we were both talking about the same type from the beginning. If we weren't then I'm going to be very disappointed." Though Roman didn't sound as if he doubted himself at all. "Well, for some reason that doesn't surprise me. But a brats fine. Seems to me that they just need someone with a strong hand to manage them." Roman playfully smiled at the man.

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"I know you didn't, I just like teasing you." James smirked bumping his shoulder with the others. "It is, isn't it. I mean you're hot either way, but that moustache really is just doing something a little bit extra. But you should totally take it as a compliment, means you can't look bad, ever. Which would be pretty infuriating to most people." He pointed out. "Are you here with Elijah? And is he Westley? You do know that The Princess Bride is one of my favourite movies right? And that Westley was one of my gay awakenings so maybe I should go and track Elijah down."

"Well don't go twisting it like that. You know I didn't mean it in that way," Elena insisted. "Saying you prefer me with a mustache is very telling, James," she pointed out in a teasing tone. "But thanks... I think?" she laughed. "I suppose we could. Although I'm not sure our counterparts could join forces and it'd still work for them," she considered with humor.

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James let out a hum, narrowing his eyes at the other slightly, "Your swordsmanship leaves people breathless, hm? Is that because you've sliced their throat? Stabbed them in the gut?" He asked, a smirk on his face. "Or are we talking about two different types of sword play right now?" He couldn't help but tease. "And I don't lose. Ever. Because even when I do, I don't admit that's what's happened. I can be a bit stubborn when I want to be, the word brat get's thrown around a lot in connection with me in fact."

"I've never disappointed yet in the size department, though I'm not going to stop you from proving a point if you want to try and impress me. Though I've always believed that it's not what you have but what you do with it that counts and that's an area I have yet to lose in. My experience is both extensive and impressive to the point it usually leaves people breathless." Roman countered smoothly, letting his eyes trail down to the others pants, conveying his interest clearly if his words had by some surprise not managed to do so. "Is this a fight you want to chance losing?"

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"I'm wondering if I should take that as a compliment or not, you saying that Captain Jack Sparrow is a little too perfect for me. You know with him being not the best of people." James couldn't help but laugh. "But I am honestly surprised that me and Frank hadn't came up with this one until this year. I have to say though, strangely more attracted to you like this then I am in your everyday life." He teased. "We also look like we could be a matching set too, Mr Montoya."

"Looking at you in that costume right now has me surprised that you've not done it before," Elena commented with a soft laugh. "Seriously, it's a little too perfect for you. You make a great Captain Jack."

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"Oh I don't know, Alice, the way worded it really makes it sound like you're not happy to see me at all." James couldn't help but tease. "But I haven't seen your brother in a little while, he said he was going to get a drink then I sort of lost him in a sea of people." James smirked. "You get it, sea, cause he's a pirate." He explained, knowing that it wasn't funny to begin with but explaining the pun just made it worse. "Also it seems like there are about a hundred other pirates in here tonight so it's kind of hard to distinguish one from the other."

"Hey," Alice said, approaching the other with a smile, "I d-don't suppose you've seen the other half of your costume, have you? As much as I-I'm happy to see you, I t-told Frank I'd say h-hello and show him m-my costume and I can't f-find him."

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"Are we about to get into a my sword is bigger than your sword argument, because I have to warn you now, I will be the one coming out as the winner in that." James couldn't help but smirk upon seeing the others outfit, "And of course if you don't believe me, I'm more then happy to show you it, just to prove my point of course." He continued, knowing that if he continued on with lines like this throughout the night there would be a high possibility that he'd get slapped across the face.

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JAMES ASHCROFT // HALLOWEEN 2028

as Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) with @franklcngbcttcmii as Will Turner

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"I have thought about you in many ways, though thinking about you in water really has just only started to occupy my brain from when you said it. So a relatively short amount of time, but I'm sure it'll be something I think about often from this point forward until it actually comes to fruition." As the other told him about him breeding rabbits, he couldn't help the amused expression that took over his features, "Well the expression breeding like bunnies didn't come from nowhere, Sweetheart. Of course the number was going to significantly increase, did you just forget about that little fact when you got them?"

"Sounds like a real mind bender for you." Elijah joked when James explained that he'd have to account for a lot of factors if he were to do something like that. Still, he laughed a little modestly when James pointed out he was mostly interested in seeing him soaked. "Just how much have you been thinking about me in water? It seems to be quite elaborate considering I have only just mentioned it." Elijah pointed out as he sipped his drink. "Yes, I suppose you could say I breed rabbits?" Though really, they did all the work themselves, he just looked after them. "What started out as two has significantly increased."

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"I feel like it's a good thing to state right from the beginning, the consent. Don't want to be the creep that others tell their friends about that made them uncomfortable." He shrugged, because it was always a big thing for him, the consent and he'd rather come across as too forward and make sure everything is consensual than the guy who pushed too far. "Actually, come to think of it. Probably not." James chuckled, "Pretty sure the knowledge that I have wouldn't be anything that would get us very far in one of those." James frowned, "I wouldn't say I was waving them at you, more like stating that I'm pretty sure that trait in anyone would be considered green. Me aside."

"You're getting that in there early aren't you.. the consensual bit." Cooper grinned a little because if nothing else, the man was being pretty open about his intentions. He couldn't deny that he liked that kind of move. Though there was some fun in the chase, it was no good if the conclusion was subpar in comparison however. "Would you be better in a pub quiz with less alcohol? Is that what you're telling me?" Cooper questioned from where he was idly leaning against the bar. "And now you are trying to wave your own green flags at me. One might consider that a red flag, don't you think?"

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JAMES: I do know that, but it's still nice to hear it every now and then. Let's me know that someone hasn't taken my mantle and therefore I don't have to fight to the death with them to take the title back. JAMES: Yes, well. When I see someone who I love and care about a lot hurting, then it's pretty easy for me to take a more serious approach. I just hate what he did to you, I also hated that you still continued to love him after it all because he was so undeserving of having something so special. Someone that shitty shouldn't be entitled to the love that you give. JAMES: Unfortunately, you are right. I always forget that like serial killers exist and they are known to be very charming to lure you in. People really are the worst. But thank you. JAMES: I was going to say, you started that off as though it was something terrible but honestly it sounds pretty idyllic to me. Throw in a couple more dogs and we're golden. JAMES: You do. JAMES: Well then, should I tell you that I'm locking up now and should be home in about 20 minutes and therefore can be naked in around 30 minutes.

REID: You're a good friend James. Really, like the best. I mean, you are my best friend and you know that but yeah... REID: I know you do. I never managed to be able to feel that way about him myself. I didn't stop loving him or anything, I just knew that it wasn't healthy. Took you helping me though to realise that. Lots and lots of serious James talks. Which is ironic really given how normally unserious you are. REID: No, you don't have to be in a relationship for someone to ruin your life. Some people are just plain unhinged unfortunately. I was just saying I'd be there for you too, whatever the reason. REID: At this rate we're gonna be growing old together in an old farm house with our little rocking chairs on the front porch and perving on hot people even in our eighties. Sounds like a good life to me. REID: I always give you a good time. No threats necessary. REID: I'm available. And always horny so...

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"Okay, so we're going multiple penguins." James nodded, "More than one is going to be a little trickier to sneak out alone, so I'm either going to have to gain an accomplice, which might as well be you at this point given you frankly know too much of my crime." James pointed out. "Or, we go for the whole four penguins in a trench coat ruse and no one will be any of the wiser." James shrugged, "Who knows, it was quite some time ago and I'd like to think there was some mutual bond there between us. An unspoken one, but a connection that could be undeniable should we come into contact again." James hummed and furrowed his brows at the other for a moment, "I mean it's cute that you see it this way, but pretty sure in the eyes of the law it's still theft... And breaking and entering... Probably some property damage too."

"Now that is a fantastic question," he paused to consider, appearing to take the ridiculous topic very seriously. "As fun as it would be to go for a bigger animal, I can't deny there's something about the concept of going for more than one penguin that's almost... cinematic to me," Tucker replied with a grin forming. "Now that'd be something. Do you think there's a chance you'd be recognized?" he asked curiously. "Oh most definitely. But I don't even see how jail is necessary here. You're not hurting anybody. If anything, maybe you're giving the penguin a better life. Surely that shouldn't deserve punishment?"

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"I like to think that I've had just the right amount to drink to ensure that my pick up game is strong, but everything is still consensual." James pointed out to the other, "Like, I'm still able to walk in a straight line but if you asked me to join you in a pub quiz, well-... you're on your own." James continued. "Also, why shouldn't I put in some impressive dedication into talking to someone I clearly want to share more of my time with, hm? Surely that would be a bright green flag in most people's books. Or at least beige. But glad I can keep you entertained at least."

"Either you have have too much to drink or this is going to be the most impressive dedication to the start of a pick up line I've seen in a long while." Cooper grinned. "Or maybe I am overreaching but whatever the reason, I'm thoroughly entertained so thank you for that."

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James had been watching the other for the better part of the night, ever since she had walked into his bar and bought her first drink. When she finally made it back to where he was, taking a seat on one of the stools and sending one of his patrons into complete silent shock, simply from the fact she was talking to them so it seems, he couldn't help but intervene. "I'd really appreciate you not trying to scare away my customers, Darling." He spoke, leaning across the bar. "I think you just sent him into shock, which leads me to believe that he either has a partner or just doesn't know how to talk to pretty girls."

"Anyone up for dancing?" Laurel waltzed up to the bar with a half-empty bottle, sliding herself onto a barstool and leaning her weight against the wooden tabletop. "Or maybe shots first? Will you do some with me?" she turned to the person sat beside her.

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JAMES: Yes. But we don't speak of his name. It is banned. Forbidden. JAMES: Though I would like to add to the above, that me banning his name from being spoken does not mean banning you talking about your feelings, trauma and emotions from that time. That is always allowed. JAMES: I just hate the asshole. JAMES: You're making this sound a lot deeper than it originally was, like I just wanted to hook up with someone. Not looking for a long time commitment. Been there, done that, they left me... again. Feels smart to just not even attempt a relationship anymore. They all end the same way. JAMES: But yes, I know. JAMES: Don't threaten me with a good time. But you're 100% right, I would love that. JAMES: Careful, I might just drag you to my bed if you keep talking to me like that.

REID: Well I have had more experience with crazy than you I suppose. REID: I just want you to be careful and to make sure that you don't lose the things you love over someone. You did the same for me one time, you know? REID: Their next husband though? You would love that as long as they could spoil your ass..... in more ways than one. REID: It's a shame for them too, I have no doubts about that.

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Jack Falahee

Photography by M.K. Sadler

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"And when you say go big, do you mean go for plural penguins this time or are you saying I should reach for a larger animal?" James asked the other with a raised brow, "Because I'm all for increasing the scale, but it'd have to be something that isn't going to kill or eat me, so it might have to be a capybara or something." James shrugged, "Could very well be, I mean, seems like something that would happen when you try and steal the animals. Maybe I should go back one day, semi disguise, see if they remember me and we can have a moment of communication on whether or not he wants me to bust him out of there." James continued. "I mean, if I'm going to go to jail might as well be for stealing a penguin rather then like murder or money laundering."

"Maybe you need to go big– maybe you need to come back for the sequel nobody knew they needed," Tucker suggested with a large grin when the man talked about how maybe there was a chance he could've actually made it out of there with the penguin. "Oof, you think you're really blacklisted from the zoo? Now that hurts," he replied with a low whistle. "I suppose it is quite the achievement. But who knows, maybe that penguin is missing you. Maybe he was waiting to live out his very own Dreamworks movie plot."

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JAMES: I never thought of it like that-... May be smart not to mix business with pleasure on this occasion. JAMES: I mean, I have just opened this place after all. Would be a shame to close it just because I hooked up with someone who decided they wanted to make me their next husband or something. JAMES: So I guess they're not worth it, no. Which is a shame. For me.

REID: I mean, not that I'm aware of. REID: Could be a little awkward if they end up being a cling on and then they know where you work and you can never get away from them. REID: Are they worth that hassle if it backfires on you?