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HE TROLLED THEM SO HARD WITH HIS T-SHIRT THAT THEY GOT SUPER ANGRY I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#thats how a winning super power whos plan is totally going as planned sounds like#the irony of them wanting the kyvian rus back...#when they not even existed#i love the fact that a simple TSHIRT TRIGGERED THEM SO MUCH 🤣🤣🤣#ANDRIY TIME TO BRING BACK YOUR SHIRTS!#AND BUY SOME FOR ZE!#everything about the kremlins turning full rumpelstilskin mode about a freaking piece of clothing is so damn funny#FOR REASONS I NEED ZE TOO VISIT KURSK WITH THAT SHIRT#LISTEN I NEED A PICTURE OR VIDEO OF THAT#COME ON ZE TROLL THEM HARDER#(no but what if he actually did when he went on the trip recently 👀)#(come on maks you brought him safely to snaks island and the frontlines)#also the very subtitle trump trolling#goooooosh how i miss(ed) this site of ze 🫶🤌
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mouthwashing epic rap battle

#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing fanart#curly mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#captain curly#jimmy mouthwashing#linkch art#when even the kindest and most open-minded people in existence couldn't fix him
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guys i never in my life drew a robot or mecha so im trying my best to understand how to draw these fuckers😭😭 always loved tf but never tried to draw it💔 but i caught my childhood hyperfixation again so i guess i will force myself to draw goddamn robots BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING COOL!!! RAAAGHH 💥💥💥
#transformers#maccadam#tf g1#starscream#jetfire#skyfire#starfire#soundwave#frenzy#rumble#ravage#lazerbeak#also before i watched only tfp but recently i started watching g1 for the first time and its#WELL its definitely a fever dream /pos#when i was a kid i didnt even know g1 existed so tfp designs were like THE designs to me#but g1 designs are actually really neat :) AND pretty easy to draw!!#my art
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this one goes out to a certain middle schooler who wouldve been eviscerated on the spot by woke miraculous
#outing myself as an mlb fan ive been on this train since the damn thing aired and i cant leave#dont follow me for ml btw this is probably a one time thing#. i think.#duck scribbles#doodles#miraculous ladybug#miraculous spoilers#mlb#juleka couffaine#rose lavillant#julerose#marc anciel#nathaniel kurtzberg#nathmarc#marcnath#marcaniel#what even is their ship name actually why are there three different ones#i used to be so obsessed with them when i was younger its unreal i still cant believe these are episodes that exist#JULEKA AND MARC WERE MY FAVORITES...... im so happy for them i really am#i died 10 times over theyre so cute. i wouldve been insufferable and inconsolable back then#would say i cant believe nath and marc arent dating yet but also its even funnier that way to me. hang in there marc#im not gonna apologise because my beloved best friend is gonna get mad at me if i let my sense of shame win again#and also this was the kind of thing i could only have dreamed of drawing when i was like 12 or something so this is for her 👊#im having fun!!!!!!! and isnt that all that matters rly i keep forgetting that#actually while drawing this i realized the splatters on naths overalls are kinda similar to the bi colors thats rly cute#esp when paired w marcs tie dye shirt jksdgjkshdgshdgds
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not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)
#who needs romance when i can watch two narrative foils painfully tolerate each other's existence#bonus points if they are forced to Work Together To Solve A Problem#and they end up working surprisingly well together!#they make a surprisingly effective team!#they even confide some backstory with each other & bond a bit & understand each other better#and when it's all over they shake hands & amicably agree that they still cannot fucking stand each other#'this was an interesting sidequest & I'm glad we got to experience it.#but all things considered i genuinely never want to see your face again'#Enemies to Chained-Up-In-An-Abandoned-Bathroom-Together#to Enemies#two stray cats forced to share a cat carrier for a trip to the vet
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it's election season
#was trying to link all of their blogs for propaganda but half of them dont exist anymore rip#im going to be so honest#i was mad when mop won sdfkjdf but at this point i dont even remember who i actually voted for#mine
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humanformers au where these two get to bond because they’re both tech savvy programmer nerds or somethibg
#had this lying around for a week or so here it is!#soundwave’s gamer posture is vital to his character design#ratchet helps raf with his programming homework but when he’s busy raf goes and finds soundwave instead#walks out of the most comically shady evil looking alley a few hours later like ‘bye soundwave! see yo next time! :D’#people aren’t even sure if this soundwave guy exists or if he’s some urban myth raf made up#like 3 people max have seen him in the daylight#nobody has ever heard him speak they’re not even sure there’s a human guy under there#turns out he very much exists. he plays minecraft with raf#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#tfp soundwave#tfp bumblebee#tfp#transformers prime#tfp raf#zorangetf#artists on tumblr#raf is seemingly oblivious to his Cryptid aura and jusy goes like#[gestures to the gangling dark figure looming in the far corner] ‘that’s my pal soundwave :D’#bee is stressed out 24/7 HAHA
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I feel fandom would get along a lot better if there was mutual understanding that liking a character, agreeing with a character, and thinking the character is well constructed/executed are all separate (if often overlapping) positions, each with their separate tastes and subjectivities. Also: character portrayals are intended to make the audience feel things; this is separate from (if often overlapping with) analyzing/appreciating their actions and role in the story.
#I would queue this because it's truly not character-specific#but there is always something happening with a character so that probably wouldn't help lol#anyway I'm making this nonrebloggable because I am not interested in the tomato throwing atmosphere out there#do not clown in bad faith on this post or in my inbox please I will just delete it#op#it's just over time I do see a pattern of like “I think X character was wrong in this” and some reactions being “you *hate* X character!”#or that if you like a character you *must* agree with them and/or have such a deep an endless compassion for their faults and mistakes#that it comes all the way back around to removing their agency because HOW could they do any different#and if you do not give them this grace then it is antithetical to you liking them or enjoying them or even just being neutral on them#when this is often not the case#like as an Essek and Jonas Spahr enjoyer their fuck-ups are very essential to why they have any sort of “grow as a person” arc#characters *have* to have texture and foibles or they are stagnant in the story - let your fave fuck up a bit! As a treat!#and lastly I'll just say that my point here is NOT that everyone is always positive or that haterism doesn't exist.#Some commentary just seems to happen at different frequencies from each other and it catalyzes more angst than it needs to
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"because the one thing i want... it's something i know i can't have" its craaaazy btw. they tried to make it cryptic so the straights wont notice but kissing on the mouth wouldve actually been less gay. like i know dean was thinking about that quote every second of every day until he died and he probably kept thinking about it in the back of his mind in heaven
#and bro is so dense he probably still isnt sure what he meant#next time he sees cas hes gonna bring it up for sure#and when cas says the thing i want is you#deans gonna be like: oh 😳. ah-well ah wow uh eh ah heh imean. oh. well-#supernatural#spn#destiel#deancas#season finale#castiel#dean winchester#no but even the rest of the quote. girl. listen to this:#But I think I know- I think I know now. Happiness isn't in the having#it's in just being#HE WAS REALLY LIKE i thought happiness was having you#but just existing near you is enough im literally happy just as you friend because i love u sm and i love being next to you so much
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Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...
So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.
No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.
"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.
It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?
So he does just that.
From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.
Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.
Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.
Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.
He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.
Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".
Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.
This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.
Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.
And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?
He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?
He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...
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Check the tags for more context!
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Villain#Or he pretends to be a Villain#It started out as a Persona so he didn't have to keep justifying his existence to civilians and then spiraled out of control#He got a little too committed to the Bit#Danny claims that all Ghost Attacks are on his orders as a convenient excuse for being at the scene of every attack#He befriends a few of his Rogues and actually does command them sometimes to keep up the charade#They can indulge in their Obsessions from time to time and the Kid gets to keep up his weird Villain Act that he likes to do#It's a win-win#I wonder if Danny would try to recruit Vlad?#Or would Vlad fully buy into the Villain Persona and try to join Danny's team only for Danny to REPEATEDLY reject him?#“Why won't my incredible Villain Godson accept me?! And I not enough of a Villain for him?!” He cries to himself sometimes#Danny is the Ghost King#He just decided to overthrow Pariah when he attacked to cement his Villain Persona#And completely forgot that it was supposed to be a Persona for a minute there#JLD and Red Huntress are working overtime to defeat him#He is now the Next Big Threat™️ and doesn't even realize it#Sam and Tucker are just laughing theirs asses off at the mess he got himself into#Jazz is tired#And Val is wondering why her boyfriend is so awkward whenever she mentions Phantom
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Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.
Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#redhood#batfam#batfamily#this bruce went one of two ways 1) running his kids into the ground and they’re basically unrecognizable to jason or 2) worked them so hard#they couldn’t take it and left the business entirely and he’s completely alone except the JL which doesn’t like him but he is necessary#sure crime is down but bruce’s crusade is just that an actual crusade because he treats his sons like soldiers and everything comes second#to the mission. i don’t even know if damian exists in this universe because the idea of bruce having romantic relationships is laughable#although here he might be more closely aligned to talia because they’re both mission oriented and having a legal heir for their literal#legacy might appeal to him idk. just that jason shows up and it’s like his brothers have military ranks instead of names. none of them have#real jobs or even friends because they eat sleep work live at the manor and would never leave the batcave if it weren’t for public#appearances. it’s insane to see dick without his personality or tim who really does act like a robot and not a person. i don’t know if steph#cass and duke would stick around for this (or alfred for that matter i’m 50/50)#but when jason does get back everyone is shocked that he sticks around the cave and manor for a couple weeks checking in on everyone and#making the effort to do things unrelated to mask business. he has to write a report about the incident and he struggles to even put into#words how wrong it felt. his arguments with bruce also skew slightly because he can’t claim bruce doesn’t care in general just that he#doesn’t care about him or express it enough or in the right way. a far cry from the usual spiel and bruce is concerned so they talk it out
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[ACTOR AU] actor ivan visits till during the recording of round 7
#ivantill#ivan#till#alien stage#alnst#i need 7 business days to even remotely draw any kind of angst#soooo here we are#do yall fw mutual feelings actor ivantill 🎤#where theyre both alive and have no misunderstandings 🎤🎤#fluff copium 🎤🎤🎤#anyways#love the thought that when actor ivan overthinks actor till makes things clear#so round 7 does not exist in my head. ignorance is bliss (delusional)#alien stage fanart#alnst fanart#ctrlzxoo art
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“this episode could’ve been an email” WHY DO YOU HATE STORYTELLING SO MUCH!!! WHY DO YOU HATE WORLD BUILDING AND GETTING ANSWERS AND EXPLORING CHARACTERS!!!!
#not to be a total bitch but some of u guys are absolutely watching the show wrong and should be embarrassed#this episode and its reveals absolutely would not have hit as hard if we just saw them as a b-plot to another episode#we needed to see cobels hometown destroyed by lumon we needed to see her grief over not seeing her mother before she died#we needed to see the quiet moments so those reveals actually hit how they were supposed to!!#you cant have the reveals without the context surrounding them!! without the context those reveals would mean nothing!!#ur allowed to not like an episode but acting as if it was 'filler' or 'pointless'-#-when it expanded the world an important character and our understanding of WHY severance even exists is wild#harmony cobel#severance#severance spoilers#morty talks woah
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Heeey Transformers fandom. Will you accept my humble offering?

#maccadam#transformers#prowl#transformers one#tf one#tf one prowl#this thing took me a lot of brain power#This design is 90% calculated from canon#I can even explain the entire process of deducing it#I had to use a little bit of my imagination when it came to coloring#but shapes and details? Entirely taken from already existing design patterns from the movie#we have tf1 Prowl at home. Tf1 Prowl at home:#ahahahah
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this whole idea in both the fandom and the games themselves that being a people attached to their past & a lost civilization is a failing whereas a celebration of the present is something to strive for wrt elven & dwarven culture is something that reads as fundamentally western & liberal to me.
#‘progress’ as inherently good and the past as inherently ‘backward’ and the idea that if ur looking back u can’t see forwards#<- the idea that these statements are Real and True facts of existence is deeply embedded in the western consciousness#these are legacies of the enlightment that have left their mark in allllllllll of our discourse#they are not necessarily true though. and i do think it’s good to be aware of what’s going on there!#i don’t think people quite realize the implications of what they’re doing when they project these ‘truths’ onto cultures#based on Real Groups (indigenous & jewish) whose persecution has ALSO been fueled by these ideas#there is an idea of a ‘good jew’ or a ‘good native’ that accepts the status quo and relinquishes ties to their peoples’ cultural pasts#and it’s a little troubling how much the fandom at large recreates this rhetoric even if this is a fictional context!#bioware critical#veilguard critical#<- implicitly ig
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I sort of like the idea of Bruce accidentally adopting Damian. Something happened which caused Damian to run away from the league and towards his father, but all he knows is that is father is batman. Before he can ever find him though, he is taken in by Bruce Wayne.
Damian intended to just slip away the first chance he gets, but somehow his escape plans keep getting interrupted. Eventually he begins to like living with the Waynes so much he starts to consider simply not looking for batman. After all, his father never came for him before. And what proof does he have that batman is so great anyways? He might as well stay with the people who actually like having him around.
Damian assigns himself as the Wayne family's protector because these weak foolish people could certainly never defend themselves. After the third foiled kidnapping attempt Damian is sure he could never leave. They would all die without him. Frankly he is amazed the Wayne's behavior hasn't gotten them all killed yet.
#for Damian it is like pet proofing your home.#but instead it is 'don't go walking around at night in expensive clothes.' 'that business man is trying to take advantage of you.' ect.#Damian CAN'T leave. these idiots would die without him. it is a good thing he is so responsible.#bruce is just happy to have a child who isn't a vigilante even if his main hobby is being the family guard dog#big surprise for him when he eventually does a dna test though lol#batman#batfam#damian wayne#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc#batfamily#my post#if a fic with this concept already exists please sent it to me
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