#when aus collide

[ladylooch]

ok B we know how you feel about the AU guy’s facial hair but what do the girls think

Most of the girls are into it! Honestly! Just their author is crabby about it.

The only one I can see being like uhhhhh no about it would be Livy. She likes Luca a lil stubbly or clean shaven. No mustache loving from her! Luca shaves every third day to keep it the way she likes it.

Lexi: really really really digging the mustache now. Like it needed time to fill in, but she is in HEAVEN.

Emma: not a huge fan of the singular mustache, but it serves its purpose. She likes Timo with a full face of hair though.

Sam: I do think Sam likes Kev's mustache. It kills me to say it but she thinks it's endearing and fits his charismatic personality well!

Lucie: She may as well be a feral cat, purring all UP on Connor. She is pissed when he shaves. Like legitimately is not afraid of turning a cold shoulder on him.

Savannah: LMAO. Could you imagine Lio with a patchy mustache? She would love it only because making fun of him for it would be so much fun. But she likes him with some stubble or a smooth beard, nothing too crazy.

Mack: She's obsessed. We know this. She loves her hair ass man. Gets a lil bummed what he shaves down his chest hair. She likes tangling it all in her fingers while she's... well we know where she is 😏

[aume]

[kevinsdsy]

bonus — jean definitely knew kevin followed shawn on social media since this happened:

the trojans social media au (pt. 14): shawn anderson you’re being perceived again + the laila & cat interaction is from tiktok and actually made me laugh out loud when i came across it so hehe i included it here. also a shorter part because i’ve spend the last hour or so trying to figure out the friend groups etc and i discovered some new things

babe wake up i made three new twitter profiles (since i’m trying to include as many of the people that were at least named in tsc and i noticed i missed haoyu, travis & sebastian so here are their accounts hehe i’ll see how i’ll include them later)

[aurnadri]

i think it would be funny if fop au jizzie met life series jizzie

fop jizzie love their god kid so much , they are so itty bitty

what is his problem jeez man this isn’t therapy session

[lovesickeros]

popping in randomly after almost an entire month just to talk non stop about the tsaritsa again everyone sit down.

specifically just thinking about the implications of tsaritsa's ideals originally being about love + the abandonment of those ideals to complete her goal of, presumably, destroying Celestia or whatever she's cooking up. to the point even her people don't love her and I probably don't even remember a time her ideals were of love. now it's all just ice and snow and cold.

which makes romantic fics w her even funnier because she's purposely removed this part of herself and suddenly reader walks into teyvat like they own the place (they do) and I can only imagine her reaction. angry, probably. because why you? what are you doing to her that's caused her hundreds of years of strict adherence to rejecting "love" both from others and to others to just. collapse. absolute shattering of her world and you probably don't even know it bc if nothing else she's good at hiding it. a lot of denial. tries to pick you apart and see what's makes you so different.

and oh she just hates it. she loathes it.

basically one sided enemies to lover trope because she can't stand you for a while but if you stick around she starts warming up to you and it makes it WORSE. so much worse. tries to distance herself but your just everywhere and it gets on her nerves because why does she love you? she isn't capable of love, not anymore. she thought she was.

g-d forbid one of the harbingers or PIERRO notices she'd never live it down. might even consider the implications of just killing you (she doesnt). worse if you know about it and act like a brat she will lose her damn mind

just the tsaritsa being an absolutely horrible mess internally.

[nubbims]

I’m back on my boys

Alex turns into Pyramid Head. Walks the empty town streets of Shepherds Glen.

Murphy turns into The Bogeyman. Guards the shores of Toluca Lake.

[duckflush]

So, I thought about some silly little au. 🤠

Here goes our classy chef Sanji as we already know him. He works at one of the most prestige kitchen in the country - Baratie. But not really because this restaurant is just aspiring to get it's Michelin star.

He's pretty stressed from his work already, even that he love his work under his foster parent Zeff, right. Well what will he do with him when the sink breaks at his little apartment. And the repairman that come to fix his silly little problem would piss him even more then all the critics of the universe.

I would call this one Sinking au 🤓

So like... should I do more of that?? 👀

Also let me just say, commission are open for art enjoyers 🌼 You can see more pinned on my page or just text me and I will be happy to explain anything!!

[space-b33]

Their universes are similar enough that it could happen.

[fabuloustrash05]

Been thinking of a concept for TMNT 2012 (I guess an AU?) where what if Mona Lisa was introduced into the story earlier?

Like her and Sal Commander come to Earth to apprehend Newtralizer in season 2 when he teamed up with Slash or before that, and that’s how her and Raph first met?

[ladylooch]

What kind of undies do all the boys wear? 🤔

Am I sitting at my desk thinking about this question? Absolutely.

Nico: when he isn't in a suit, he is in boxers. When he has to dress fancy, he is wearing tight, boxer briefs. No lines, fam. Just like his brother in law 🤭

Timo: This one cracks me up. I see Timo as wearing like theeee shortest boxer briefs known to man. Like not a bikini situation per se but like an inch or two of a "leg" come off the main part. And of course, designer. The sight of his thick thighs in those would be sending me to my knees.

Kevin: Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs or a similar brand in Sweden. Wide waistband, longer legs, compression-ish to keep tight to his skin.

Miles: Boxers. I just... feel like that boy is still 18 at heart and he likes to free ball it.

Connor: boxer briefs with really fun and funky patters! Like two olives saying "Olive you." with hearts. or flames. or a bunch of different types of fish. Pretty much, Lucie grabs the funniest patters on MeUndies for him.

David: um... so David rarely wears underwear. Even going commando in jeans. SOMEHOW he says that is more comfortable, which makes no sense to me.

Luca: Black boxer briefs. No other color. Just black. Sinfully dark.

Lio: something with a designer label. Our bougie boy.

[deirdresart]

When fates collide…

[clinicallyinsanedumpsterrabbit]

Vivisection

The loyelest lamb of a dead "god."

Don't touch the glowy insides, they're like molten lava thanks to the whole burning alive thing, they may taste nice, and they canonically do, like sweet honey roasted aubergine, but burning your entire digestive system beyond repair isn't worth it. No, look at me. Do not. Eat. The forbidden. Candy lava.

I spent way too long on this

Like over a week I think.. Idk, kinda time blind

And the artist eyes are saying it's not perfect, but perfection is a myth and I hate that myth so I'm refusing to think about the quality anymore

The fun thing about this kind of eldridge body horror is there's no blood, so I don't have to draw it

I'm not going to post the speed paint this time because it messed up the post last time so it didn't go out as much, plus I'm too lazy to edit a Time-lapse rn, you may get it on a Reblogs on my alt account later but no promises

And as per tradition it's 3 am and I feel like it shows a lot in my writing today, brain very eepy

Goodnigh

Oh and alt version below for funzies

Yeah it's just with the glitch effects removed

[constantfluxx]

The Wings of a Viper

“You’ve caged me in, then?” he hissed, verifying his suspicions with a defiant swipe. As he’d predicted, his hand recoiled, his knuckles searing from their collision with raw magic. “By your own admission,” the hesitant voice pointed out, “you’re dangerous.” “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” Crowley scoffed, but as he began to pace, committing the invisible border to memory, he frowned. “And yet you haven’t killed me. Not just that, you…” He stopped short, his voice choking off just before it could manifest the horrifying thought. Why would he save me?

-Read the rest on AO3.

[bitwynn]

I feel like in SAGAU, the SECOND you put Kaveh in your teapot-- sorry bud, youre gonna be a teapot main now AHAHAHAH

And if you get transported to genshin with your phone?? You bET your ass hes gonna be comparing his builds to the likes of Tanje-kun, Taketsubo, Regot, etc.

Mans probably gonna end up so disappointed when he gets back to building outside the teapot. Whaddya mean you cant glitch buildings to be in the air so you have a floating city?? Whaddya mean i cant just control the weather to be stuck in perpetual sunset so that the aesthetics of the building will be perfect?? Lmaooooo

Or he might actually see it as a bit of a challenge lol-- try to find a way to make his teapot creations a reality AHAHA

[total-drama-brainrot]

i think p!Noah is the type of guy to like being launched at high speeds and rag doll mid air

p!Noah launches himself out of cannons on the regular and pretends he's in Ragdoll Engine. (rip king you would've loved the pahkitew elimination method.)

[eeeeeeeeee1]

mary animatic of the When Worlds Collide fic on ao3 by celestiangel! (https://archiveofourown.org/works/46730908/chapters/117695395)

Bye im going to eat now im incredibly hungry