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milkacchan · 4 years

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Request for anon: Can I have Present mic, Aizawa, and all might where they learn their young student is fatherless? Like... their father walked out/went to prison when they were young. I'm sorry if this is time consuming, but I can't stop sobbing over my father.

I'm the situation baby but remember it wasn't your fault

I changed it up a little bit with Mics- I hope you don't mind

Present Mic:

• from the getgo something was wrong

• The moment you walked into class he could tell

• You looked like shit

• Dark bags under your eyes, hair messily brushed, just to get it out if your face, and your eyes were a light red.

• You didn't look particularly happy to be there either

• something turns in his stomach, a gut feeling that something really had went down

• And he hated seeing his students upset

• but he was relatively close to you to begin with, his felt different

• He felt like he had to do something

• Everyone settled into their seats as the bull rung but his eyes remained on you

• You honestly didn't pay attention during the lesson

• He could tell as much

• class finishes and the bell rings but you sit still, and it's not until most of the students have trickled out of the room do you start packing up

• He walks over and kneels in front of the desk "You okay there? You don't look so good," he looks concerned and his heart drops when he sees your lip start to quiver

• It takes you 0.27 seconds to break and you're frantically wiping your eyes as sobs wrack your body

• He's got his arms wrapped around you in seconds and you're leaning into his shoulder.

• He isn't sure exactly how long you're crying for but eventually you calm down enough to get out a coherent sentence

• "My-My dad was arrested Friday night. He won't tell me why- he won't let anyone else tell me why and I don't know what else to do," you cry, "I miss him so much and its only been a few days- I don't- I don't have anyone else, Mr. Hazashi,"

• And you're crying again.

• He has you take the rest of the day off, in fact he takes the day with you

• He calls in a sub (you don't know what strings he had to pull for that but you don't ask, at this point you don't care) and you two dip

• He takes you to get food, real food, that'll make you feel better

• He knows that'll help a little

• and after that he takes you to get something sweet- that tends to help mood and blood pressure and anxiety

• So he does his best with you

• He nutures you the best way he knows how

• if you need anything and I mean ANYTHING this man has you covered

• He does his best to step up in any way he can

• first off he extends his assignment deadlines and cancels two tests. Who needs them anyway.

• And you eat lunch in his classroom because he can well tell you don't want to talk to anyone else right now

• He closes it off (seemingly) so in reality its just you and him

• He'll probably tell Aizawa too but on the downlow (just so he knows)

• When holidays roll around, the dorms close.

• In this case- he let's you stay with him. He has an extra bedroom. He doesn't want you to stay in an empty house.

• You also get his phone number (which you gladly use) for anything really

• Bored? He'll deliver some shitty puns.

• Confused about homework? Text him.

• having a mental breakdown? He's got you covered.

• You got memes? Please for the love of God send them to him.

• The dynamic eventually shifts to a VERY father daughter relationship.

• He knows he'll never replace your dad. He understands that wholeheartedly, but he wants you to have someone

• He actually gets a letter from your dad, thanking him for taking care of you

• but he really doesn't mind

Aizawa:

• He had a feeling that there was something going on at home. Or rather, a lack of something.

• He's dealt with it in the oast- with himself and with past students and current ones

• Shinsou

• I mean, aside from that fact whenever parents were mentioned, you'd either stiffen up or wrinkle your nose

• You didn't really like the subject of parents

• There was an essay prompt about parents (nothing too personal) nd you ended up writing it on the extinction of dinosaurs and why God fucked up instead

"It'd be absolutely stellar to see huge lizards roaming the earth and occasionally stepping on people, you know? Jurassic park was onto something."

• Man's couldn't even fail you on it because it was written v well

• Anyway, he doesn't pry too much. He just silently figures it out by process if elimination and pattern.

• He doesn't really care too much

• In the sense if it doesn't define you and he doesn't help you because he pities you

• he helps you because he seems potential

• He takes you under his wing with shinsou

• Yall spend a whole summer training

• And that's when it all came out

• It was an accident really.

• Shinsou was tired, exhausted really

• and when people get tired- that tired- sometimes they spout random shot they wouldn't usually say

• and thats what he did

• he went on about his home life

• and if he could, you could too right?? You could trust them.

• "My dad walked out when I was a kid. Little, like 3. I have a few pictures of him holding me, but I guess it wasn't enough. I don't have any desire to meet him. Not anymore. But it left me feeling like I did something wrong? I guess? Which I suppose is why I train. Because then I feel strong. Which is a good difference from how it usually feels."

• He knew it.

• He called it.

• He was right again.

• He reassures you that you are good enough, strong enough, and his decision to leave had nothing to do with you

• and when he saw you give him a soft smile, he warmed.

• I mean really, it only goes up from there

• he'll deny it, or grumble under his breath, but he seems you two as his own

• Like these aren't my kids but they are my kids

• When dorms close on holiday yall get to stay because that's where he lives too

• Like if you chose too

• he's not gonna force you to stay but if you don't want to go home, you don't have too

• He has that power

• He will buy you food

• all you gotta do is ask

• and he'll roll his eyes and grumble something he doesn't really mean, just secretly happy that you feel comfortable enough around him to ask for something

• lmao family group chat

S: 'Hey Mr. Aizawa I found this cat. Hold on lemme send a pic'

A: 'Dont need a pic. Bring him home'

Y: 'What if he's ugly??'

A: 'gremlin. Bring him home.'

Y: 'Hey I saw this tweet that said 'kids be like watch this and do a half roundhouse spin kick clap and waste my fucking time' and it make me think of you.'

S: @ mr. Aizawa when he has to watch deku do sumn

Y: Lmaoooo like when he threw the baseball

S: LMAOO

A: Me watching you too try to figure out how to beat me in training

Y: Yikes bro

S: That was a rough one

• Does he regret giving you and shinsou his number??

• Maybe

• Not really

• Lmao super secret lunch movie days

• Every week on wendesday yall watch a movie. Usually it takes 2 or 3 days to watch the movie since lunch is only 70 minutes

• @ you accidently calling him dad one day and shinsou snickering but it stuck

• dadzawa lmaoo

Allmight:

• Man's has 2 underlings.

• You and Deku.

• Picked you up when he started teaching at UA

• Ion know let's say one day you popped off bc he said some dumb shit and you were like no sir that's clearly wrong

• schooled him in his own damn subject

• the other kids were like 😳

• what the fuck

• Anyway

• He see's you have potential

• And though he's not the best teacher, you seem to respond better to the way HE was taught

• So tbh its easier to teach you

• 'okay, now I want you to beat the shot out if that wall,'

'Okay lmao bet'

• Midoriya is like, hey mayhaps we should analyze the situation

• N ur like noe

• You just don't give a fuck

• about anything really

• other than moving up the ranks

• But even then- its not a super super big deal, you're just gonna do your best but you aren't gonna stress

• However he noticed a pattern w you (even before Midoryia brought it up to him)

• You don't let anyone in

• Midoryia knows a bit more than the other students but that's really only because he's always with you

• a good majority of the week he's w you

• but its not really a deep connection

• you don't rely on either of them

• You do your best to do things on your own.

• He knows midoryias life story

• he knows why he acts the way he does

• but he doesn't know why you do

• he has a gut feeling it could be the same as midoryia

• I mean he already had one kid who's dad dipped

• he'll surely be able to figure out you too??

• So he makes himself a promise that he'll figure it out and he'll become someone you trust

• And he does just that

• When you tell him about your nightmare of a family history he's like mm, makes sense

• but he's happy that you trust him!!!

• He's a BIG suckered for movie nights

• he's got popcorn, snacks, candy, chocolate, soda- he's prepared

• list of movies lined out all ready

• I lowkey feel like he'd be into lord of the rings or fast n furious

• fast n furious at LEAST

• He's really into American action movies

• and he has no problem sharing those movies with you

• he doesn't have a whole ton of money, like he's not rich, but if you or midoryia need something he's definitely there to get it for you

• even if ur like fam no you don't need too

• he'll buy yell food a lot

• a l o t

• and cards

• when you and midoryia get him a father's day card he thinks he's gonna cry

• You guys also have a group chat

• 'da faemilee'

• Y: "Hey dad do you have milk?"

A: "???? Do I have milk????"

Y: "ya I'm looking in your fridge n ion see any???"

A: "How'd you even get in????"

Y: "Izuku."

I: "lmaoo"

Y: Izuku you dumb bitch I left for ONE day

Y: And you got into a fight with Bakugou

I: He wanted to throw hands. I just did what you would do.

A: He's got you there

A: What do you guys want for dinner

I: Sushi

Y: Chicfila

Y: Izu square up

I: K

Y: Izu is fighting kacchow again

A: Beat his ass young midoriya

Y: Lmaoooooo

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josiesopenheart · 3 years

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i saw ur post that josies sister marries bryce. how did happen? what’s the story? did josie set them up?

Aw thank you so much for this ask anon, I’m so glad you’re interested in my other fictional babies lol!

Bryce & Cassie (headcanons)

Josie’s reaction to their relationship

Josie most definitely did not set her sister up with Bryce, in fact she had warned Bryce to stay away from Cassie.

As much as Josie loves Bryce she was always a protective mama bear when it came to her sisters, especially Cassie and became worried when she started seeing things between them. Though Bryce was a dear friend, in all the years Josie had known him he’d never been in a real relationship and Josie didn’t know what to think of it.

It started out small, seeing them laughing and joking in the hallways so Josie just ignored it and brushed it off as friendship, which it was to begin with. But then it grew into something more and everyone started to notice this change. Especially Josie.

She then pulled Bryce aside and told him to stay away from Cassie, for her sake.

And so he did, for a few weeks, much to Cassie’s dismay. But the pull towards her was just too strong and he ultimately failed.

So they were sneaking around for a little while but they were no good at it and everyone found out eventually anyway.

And in the end Ethan, of all people, was the one to talk sense into Josie. Telling her “Bryce would never intentionally hurt your sister. As much as it irks me to say it, he’s not a bad guy.”

“I know that, it’s not him intentionally hurting her I’m worried about. I love Bryce but I’ve known him for years and I’ve never seen him in a real relationship, how does that not seem like a huge red flag to you?”

“Well, I’d never been in a real relationship before you.” Ethan counter argues, sitting down next to her on their bed.

“That’s different.”

“How so?”

“You’d been with Harper, it’s not as though-”

“You said a real relationship. That’s wasn’t real, not like us.” He interrupts, attempting to reason with her.

“Okay firstly, you’re totally getting laid tonight for that comment.” She says, smirking up at him. “And secondly, it is different! That was a real relationship, there was real commitment there. I haven’t seen anything like that with Bryce! I just don’t want Cassie falling for another guy that’s going to hurt her! Her taste in men is even more questionable than mine!”

Ethan raises a quizzical brow at her.

“Not you, of course.” She reassures him, placing her hand on his arm. “Though you are an asshole.” She smirks up at him and he playfully pushes her back onto the bed, then his face becomes serious again before continuing.

“I know I’m now dangerously at risk of not ‘getting laid’ tonight, but don’t you think you’re being a little irrational.”

Josie sits back up and just stares at him, wide eyed.

“Your sister and your friend have been sneaking around the hospital, behind your back for three months all because they’re too afraid to tell you they’re together. You should be happy for her, not scolding her for finding someone to be with. I understand that she’s your little sister and you want to protect her, I do too, but she doesn’t need protection from Bryce. Believe me, if I thought she did I would be right there, Jo.”

“I hate that you’re making sense.”

Ethan pulls her into a hug. “Yeah, I know” he chuckles.

After he talk with Ethan, Josie finally decided to push her worries aside and accept them. But once she took a step back and actually saw them together, she could not deny that Bryce had made her the happiest she had seen Cassie in a while.

And over time, though Josie was still protective over Cassie, she was pleased Bryce was making her sister so happy. Though her threat of castrating Bryce if he ever hurt Cassie still stood lmao

Josie was the maid of honour at their wedding and her and Ethan later became the godparents to their twins Henry and Alexis.

A/N: Thank you so much again for these questions, anon. I always love people wanting to know more about my characters🥰

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lilbabycee · 4 years

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I’m lol’ing imagine Dad!steve being a sweaty mess tryna explain to ur kid what was happening after he accidentally walks in on u two doing it

all good // steve rogers

↳ pairing: steve rogers x reader

anon, i love you:

everybody agrees that you and steve’s angel baby is the cutest little thing anybody’s ever seen

steve wanted a name for your child that meant something and you thought it’d be fitting to name him miles because it means soldier

(steve was a total wreck during his delivery and definitely cried more than you did)

miles looks just like steve: he has everything from those stunning baby blues right down to the shape of his face and those long, thick eyelashes

he has your hair and your nose though, small victories that you’ll gladly take because it reassures you that you weren’t just the vessel for a mini-steve

but despite the fact that he’s his father’s twin, he is such a mama’s boy

steve wants to be a little bummed that your kid obviously has a favorite parent, but he can’t bring himself to be because he tears up every time you and your baby do anything remotely cute

he also feels a smug sense of pride whenever you upset miles and he comes running to his dad so, in the end, he’s more than fine with it

luckily for steve (or unluckily for you), miles also favors his father in terms of his personality

in fact, when you’re arguing, he often says to you with a dead serious look on his face: “mama, i do this all day”

the first time he said it, your initial response was “oh my fucking god” (those exact words) because he couldn’t even say it right and steve was breathless with laughter, red-faced and doubled over on your couch

he is adventurous and strong-willed and completely reckless with no sense of his own mortality

you once caught him trying to jump over six feet down off of a climbing frame in the park and you thought you were going to have a heart attack

when you told steve, his response was to throw your three year old son in the air and press a kiss to his chubby cheek

he grinned and said in a tone too proud to be appropriate for the situation: “like father, like son, huh, babe?”

(he slept in the guest room for the next week because miles actually did jump off when you went back the next day)

but what completely throws you off guard happens on a warm august evening when you’ve just finished putting miles down for the night, meaning that you and steve finally get some quiet time

snuggled up into steve’s side while you’re watching a movie, your mind travels elsewhere as you trace the exposed skin of his lower stomach, the fine hairs tickling your fingers

“you know it’s been almost three weeks since we’ve been totally alone like this.”

you casually point it out, just throwing it out there

and the next thing you know, steve has thrown you over his shoulder and is speed walking to your bedroom as you try to giggle quietly

the two of you really get into it, basically tearing each other’s clothes off and steve pounces on you not unlike a wild animal

it doesn’t take long for him to be on top of you, his mouth between your legs and your fingers in his hair

“come on, that’s right, doll - ride my face, just like that”

and when the coil in your belly finally snaps, he moves up your body, leaving a trail of kisses in his wake, until he reaches your lips

you’re almost too distracted by the lingering taste of yourself on his lips to realize that he’s already halfway sheathed inside of you

(almost because he’s fucking huge)

his thrusts are powerful as he leans back, pushing your legs above your head and holding them down with his forearm as he slams into you again and again

“so good for me, sweetheart - takin’ me so well, good girl”

and you can’t help the sounds that are coming out of your mouth, breathy and desperate because it’s been almost a month and you’ve needed this

steve picks up the pace eventually, going even faster and the sound of skin slapping skin echoes through the room

your eyes are glued onto your husband’s, completely lost in a haze of pleasure and steve’s filthy words being whispered into your ear - “that’s it, baby, so fuckin’ tight” - when you hear a high-pitched wailing from the open door

when did the door open?

“daddy, stop it!”

the two of you freeze entirely because what the fuck are you gonna do now

the padding of little feet against the hardwood draws closer as your son runs towards you, his tiny hands grasping and hitting at his father’s slick skin while tears run down his face

“stop hurting mama!”

and ruined orgasm be damned, this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you

your body is shaking with silent laughter as you struggle for breath watching steve - who has leapt up and is now running around with his dick swinging - pull on a pair of pajama pants while trying to fend off the powerful fists of your toddler

“stop it daddy!” the real distress in his voice is heartwarming, concerning, and comical all at once and you can’t take it

steve is now darting around your room to avoid miles’ wrath and you take this opportunity, between fits of laughter, to put on some shorts and a t-shirt

“miles,” you wheeze, stomach aching and lips hurting from smiling so hard. “miles, baby, c’mere my love.”

miles halts immediately and launches himself onto the bed, throwing his arms around your neck as he continues to cry in what you can only call sheer panic

“shh, baby, it’s okay, i’m fine.” you rub his back soothingly as he calms down quite quickly, wiping his teary eyes with the back of his hands with a pout on his face

“okay?” you ask. he nods in response, fiddling with your fingers as he takes deep breaths through his nose. steve, who has been standing by the door, comes back to sit next to you and miles comes to life once again

“no! go ‘way, daddy! don’t wanna see you.”

steve isn’t upset, more embarrassed and somewhat amused

“miles,” you warn, “we don’t speak to daddy like that.”

“but- but- but-”

miles gives up on trying to articulate his feelings and just crosses his arms over his chest, glaring daggers at his dad

“baby,” you run your hand through his hair before pressing a kiss on his forehead, “daddy wasn’t hurting me. look at me, i’m fine!”

you spread your arms and put a big smile on your face

your son visibly brightens up at that, uncrossing his arms and sitting up straighter. he redirects his attention to his dad

“then- then- what happen, daddy?”

“happened,” steve corrects with a soft smile on his face. “and it’s something that- uh, something that- uh,” he looks at you for help but you’re too busy trying to hold back your snickers, “grown-ups do that you’ll understand when you’re- um, older.”

your son cocks his head to the side and stares at your husband with innocent cerulean eyes

a few moments pass where they just blink at each other, steve crossing his fingers that miles won’t ask anymore questions

and miraculously, he doesn’t

“okay,” he gives you both a gap-toothed grin and slides underneath the covers of your bed

you’re astounded because your son isn’t one to just... let things go. and this seems like a pretty big thing

“are you sure, honey?” you frown. “are you sure you don’t wanna ask us anything else?”

“yup,” he seems content as he buries himself in between you and steve’s respective pillows, yawning as he says, “all good.”

you grab an extra pillow from your side and tuck it under his head

steve laughs at his son, love shining clearly in his eyes as the red flush on his face subsides to a rosy pink

“you’re good, huh, buddy?” he smooths miles’ hair back and cups his cheek

miles just nods sleepily, but then his eyes fly open as if he’s forgotten something and he throws his small body into steve’s, leaving the supersolider shocked as he reciprocates the hug

“sorry for hitting, daddy,” he mumbles into his shoulder. “didn’t mean to.”

“that’s okay, miles,” steve smiles. “you were protecting your mama - you were being such a big, brave boy.”

miles likes that and a shy smile breaks out on his face as he falls back into bed, snuggling deep into the blanket

you and steve follow suit, lying on either side of miles

“night, mama. night, daddy,” he looks at each of you in turn

“night, bud.”

“good night, baby.”

“mama,” he whines petulantly, furrowing his brow just like his father does. “i no baby, i’m a big boy. daddy just said!”

your heart bursts with love for the little boy staring angrily up at you

“of course you are, sweetheart.”

with another satisfied smile and a tired “love you”, miles promptly falls into a deep sleep which leaves you and steve to stare at each other with mirth dancing in your eyes

“so... should we take him back to his room and try for a round two or...?”

“you’re insane,” you shake your head at steve because he’s completely serious and turn away from him, switching off your bedside lamp. “couldn’t even close the damn door when we came in... ruined my fucking orgasm. go to bed, dumbass.”

i love this family dynamic i’m crying

+ bonus scene

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scmsdivinecultists · 4 years

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The Gods as Parents - HC

Anon asked: “Admin San! Headcanons for what the gods are like when MC is pregnant/gives birth please? Thank you.”

Hello! Thank you so much for being our first request! And thank you for reading the rules and requesting a specific admin. I felt that the giving birth part would be a bit repetitive (i also do not fancy searching up what happens in the birthing room), so I changed that part to “being a parent” if that’s okay with you.

If it wasn’t obvious enough: MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR THE SCM ROUTES

★ Krioff ★

During Pregnancy

Woah wait what?

When you complained about being tired bc the baby won’t let you sleep, Krioff suggests coffee

Wait what? There’s certain foods you can’t have?

He apologizes for “trying to kill the baby”

No Kri, don’t apologize, it’s not your fault, you didn’t know

Krioff dedicates himself to research bc he doesn’t wanna make that mistake again

He helps give you massages when you complain about back pain

He would calmly talk to your stomach when the babies are keeping you both up

“Please don’t cause too much pain to your parent. They’re trying very hard to keep you happy and healthy in the stomach.”

When the babies kick at Krioff’s voice, he goes “well I guess they know who their father is”

He’s such a gentle soul

And he’s one of those confused husbands in the store aisles when u ask him to get you stuff

“What’s an opioid? Why do you need this loopy pillow?”

“Krioff dear, that’s my pregnancy pillow”

Feel free to yell at him bc “YOU’RE THE ONE THAT GOT ME PREGNANT” because he wont take your anger about being pregnant too personally

He’ll just pat you on your back and offer to get you something you didn’t even know you were craving until he mentioned it

Yup, so bless your ever so loving and doting (possibly telepathic) husband

After the baby is born

He highkey cried when he held his precious son for the first time

He’s a big big big softie so he’s so happy that he gets to raise this tiny bub with you

Along with crying when he first saw his son, he also believed that he should have a sibling, so he said “we should have another baby” on the same day your son was born

Kri give your poor spouse a break

His intentions are good though! He remembers sharing his toys with his sister, taking the leaves out of her hair whenever they wandered in the forest their parents explicitly said they couldn’t go in, and sneaking away at parties to play hide and seek with her

He...He just wants his son to experience the joy of having a sibling

He wants his son to keep his sibling far longer than he did

they all have trauma, please send all the gods to therapy

Whenever the baby wakes up crying, he’s there to attend to him before you even hear his cries

Turns out that hearing Krioff’s voice is still something your son is excited about even outside the womb

If you’re quiet enough not to get caught, you’ll see him whispering and cooing at his son with a fond smile on his face

If you have good hearing, you’ll hear that he’s actually reassuring them that everything is okay. When the baby is still restless after, Krioff will tell them stories about their auntie from the stars and the baby will fall asleep to the sound of dad’s voice

It’s almost like your son understands what Krioff is saying because now he won’t fall asleep without a story about auntie

And yes, he does get a sibling. Your son gets a baby brother with beautiful eyes like yours

Also, please prevent Krioff from teaching the kids how to use stone age technology such as Internet Explorer or Firefox

☆ Teorus ☆

During Pregnancy

you’re proggrant?

ur pragnot?

ur pomegrante?

Most likely doesn’t notice that you’re pregnant until someone tells him or you’re showing

After that, he’ll be more careful and doting to you, aka playing “Prince Charming” once again

Gets on one knee to help you put on your shoes, escorts you every where you go, greets you with a kiss to your hand if the baby is blocking the front

Of course, always sneaks kisses whenever he can backhug you

Part of him is a bit terrified because of his messed up relationship with his father.

“I don’t know what a loving father is! How can I raise a child with love? ”

You’re going to have to reassure him that being raised without a proper parental figure doesn’t mean that he’ll end up like his father

After you soothe his doubts, he’ll be determined to be the father he always wanted to have

Yup, you’re right. Just because he didn’t have a good father doesn’t mean that he can’t be one himself.

If you surprise him with a picture of an ultrasound, he’s not gonna know what that is

He thinks pregnancy is just a little baby that gradually grows bigger and bigger, like those dinos you put in the water that expand

Imagine his surprise when you explain that the baby starts as a bunch of cells first then grows

Biology’s not his expertise, so you’ll have to explain a lot about the pregnancy process bc teo doesnt know jack shit

Then again he didn’t exactly go to school so like....

Stay in school kids

After the baby is born

steals the breast milk from the child

Teorus loves his tiny squishy daughter

Puts her in little costumes or onesies

Teorus doesn’t know what babies are supposed to or not supposed to play with so there are a few complications

You have to scold him when Teorus lets the her crawl around on the kitchen island while he was warming up the milk bottle

“Teorus, you have to keep at eye on the baby at all times. She could’ve fallen off the counter!”

“What do you mean? I’m turning away just for a second. What harm could our little baby do?”

“You have no clue how wrong you are, Teo.”

It might benefit you if you had someone babysit Teo while he’s looking after the poor child

Whenever the baby cries and he can’t get her to calm down, he hands her to you

“They won’t stop crying and honestly, I think I am going to start crying too.”

Actually highkey jealous because she stops crying when you’re holding her, but if Teo tries to take the baby back, she starts crying again

Teo wants the baby to like him too but apparently his daughter likes his other parent more >:(

He can’t wait for her to walk so he teach her how to ballroom dance, maybe then his daughter will see how cool his father is

★ Dui ★

During Pregnancy

So excited!!

This is just like how his parents made him!! They made him with love and you’re doing the same thing!!

Speaking of his parents, they give many many parenting tips to you two when they find out you’re pregnant

They also cry when Dui tells them that they’re going to be grandparents

His parents are also the ones who inform them that “actually, your baby is a babIES”

Dui is physically incapable of not producing twins cmon now

He’s super down with this though? He never got a twin (not @ me being super pissed abt this) but you and him are two peas in a pod so he can’t wait for the twins to get along just like you two!

He’s always giddy whenever the babies kick the spot on your stomach that he touches.

When he greets you, he says hello and you get a kiss, then he goes down to be level with your tummy and it get kisses too

After all, he has to say hi to the kids too!

He never ever ever forgets to say hi to the twins

Keeps a pregnancy/parenthood diary to document this because he never ever wants to forget it

Plus hes a sentimental being. He wants his children, grandchildren, and great-grand children to see this journal/scrapbook

Highkey would be those Facebook moms going “my child is my best friend 😍 😍 “

After the baby is born

He’s super good with kids anyways, so can you imagine how perfect of a father he’d be?

He’s got his hands full with the twin girls and also buys matching items for them all the time

Matching blankets, matching onesies, matching sippy cups, matching binkies, you name it

They’re also all patterned with iconic duos: pooh & tigger, iron man & captain america, dora & diego, anna & elsa, etc

Dui is roped into attending the twins’ tea parties all the time

He’s just drinking orange juice and sugar from a plastic teacup with his pinkie out

Never forgets to add the “please” and “thank you” after the eldest pours more orange juice from the teapot into his tiny teacup

If Dui doesn’t have to go to work after the tea party, he’ll let the girls put bows in his hair and maybe even put him in a dress

Unless they’re dressed as Anna and Elsa that day, then he’s Kristoff

The youngest, dressed as Anna, takes the opportunity to steal hugs and kisses from dad whenever this happens

The girls put little ponytails and mickey mouse clips in his hair

Whenever they see dad, they drop everything and dash over to him with little squeals of “daddy’s home!!”

They’re very excited to see dad 🥺 🥺

☆ Karno ☆

During Pregnancy

Yes, he can handle your pregnant mood swings and he does it extremely well

Karno has a lot of self restraint

I mean, how else do you think that Leon aint dead yet? My poor man Karno has been hounding his ass from day one and yet the angriest he’s been with leon is using the eye twitch

So your mood swings? No problem.

He changes and adapts (much like a water sign) to fit your needs anytime

Soft and want to watch Disney movies? Sure.

Angry and you just want something to yell at? Okay, but he’ll make sure that you don’t get too angry bc stress is bad for the baby

You really craving sushi dipped in mustard? He’ll get it for you but he’s....curious on why you chose this peculiar blend of flavours

He won’t judge you of course, bc not only will that send you off on another tangent of emotions (like anger or crying), but also bc his tastebuds are dead, so technically he can’t even judge you

Never let Karno cook for you though

He’ll make something thinking that it’ll make you feel better and his so-called “little kick” of flavour in his soup will turn out to be a full on heel-slam-to-your-gut kinda kick

no offence but his cooking is the kind that will cause miscarriage

After the baby is born

Ah, there’s his 12th child

No jk, Karno loves his son

He brings him wherever he goes, much to Leon’s annoyance

That one mom that will have a baby straped to his chest and cook above an open flame and the child will STILL live

It’s magic, i don’t know how

Karno’s son has this special ability to throw up on everybody he doesn’t like

So when Karno had to leave for an emergency, he passed the baby to Teo & when Teo tried to burp the baby, it threw up on his shoulder

Teo was vv upset about this

Either Karno’s kid is a lil shit and laughs bc Teo’s in distress or he’s just excited that Teo is holding him under his ampits

Because that’s a game that dad plays with him! Dad holds him just like that when he’s lifting him up and going “weeee” and he very much likes playing that game with dad

Anyways, Karno now refuses to leave his son with Teo

He’s a highkey soccer mom. Will drive his son to parks to play, drive him to his sports games, and enrolls him in extra credit classes

You think this is gonna effect Karno’s work life? lmao no

He’s already used to doing all his work on the go and transporting his son to places is hardly a burden

In fact, Karno loves taking his son to various places

Mostly bc it makes his son happy but also bc that means he gets a psuedo break

Psuedo because although he’s still doing work, being with his son makes him feel super relaxed

★ Leon ★

During Pregnancy

Let’s be honest you either complained about menstruation and he was like “i’ll take it away for 9 months <3″ or someone offhandedly said Ichthys needed to be replaced and Leon thought to replace him with his unborn child

Sticks by your side 25/8 (or at least tries to)

He 100% gets in trouble for neglecting his duties to fret over you but let’s be honest is this any different from his everyday work ethic?

He’s like a helicopter parent over you but nO THATS NOT WHY HE’S STICKING BY YOUR SIDE

“Stay in my line of sight. I know what kind of trouble you’ll get yourself into.” in public but “No one will ever harm you or our child.” in private

He has to keep up his street cred after all, can’t let everyone know you’re his weakness

It’s not as if he has a lot of enemies, but you never know who would try to use you as leverage against him and such

He has to be forcefully dragged away from you to leave your side

In the times where Karno has to hunt him down (yet again) for him to do his work, he lowkey highkey mentally screams because WHAT ABOUT THE BABY?!

Makes stupid excuses like “I scheduled an ultrasound with my partner today so I have to leave early” just to slip away and see you

Your next ultrasound isn’t for another 4 months but hey at least you get to spend some time together, yay!

He doesn’t do shit for you unless you ask and no it’s not because he likes hearing you basically beg him to (then again it’s leon so like, maybe?), it’s because he likes that you depend on him and specifically ask him to do stuff for you

Inevitably, Karno finds out and the process of dragging him away from you starts all over again

In the times you get to talk to Scorpio, he will touch your stomach and practically pray tell your fetus to not inherit Leon’s genes

After the baby is born

oh fuck the baby has his genes

first word is “oh-ho?”

Well what else do you expect the lil bub to say?

he learns from his father

Also that one kid that claims that he’s the king of the school’s playground

actively plays with dolls, barbie specifically

stuff like cars or robots don’t have a hierarchy and they’re not as flashy as barbie, so your son prefers barbie to the other toys you initially got him

Raids Leon’s closet to wear his clothes

Pray that he doesn’t find a crown back there bc Leon will never ever be getting that back

Exclusively sits in the corner with a juicebox when it comes to adults though

While he may be leading the school kids, when put in a room full of adults, he gets super shy

Doesn’t like it when random people try to baby or talk to him. He feels interrogated and intimidated

Too much attention for the lil bub and he will hide behind your legs or retreat to your room or the corner of the room

Because of dressing up his barbies, when he sees you or dad wearing clothes that don’t quite go well together, he will immediately tell you

“Your silver necklace doesn’t go well with your gold earrings”

Has an eye for name brand fashions, if it’s Walmart he doesn’t want it....unless Barbie is on it

He has a barbie watch and will ask you if you want to check the time so he can shove it in your face

Will 100% show up with shades, a barbie handbag, and a dress

beating toxic masculinity at the age of 7 what an icon

Dont let your son have access to the computer too soon bc he’s going to be on dress up games or Poptropica for days

☆ Partheno ☆

During Pregnancy

The biggest advocator for “stress is bad for the baby!”

Stress is already hard enough on his skin, he doesn’t want to imagine what stress would do for you or even to the darling baby’s skin

If you all have read his S2, he’s v annoyed when some other person’s brat kid interrupts him from his romantic dates with you.

Also it’s bc that kid is stealing the attention away from him and he Does Not Like That™

But when it’s his own brat kid, he’d die for them

what a fickle bitch

Sometimes he gets all dopey when he puts his hands on your stomach because “oh my gosh, we made this, our love made this. darling, we’re gonna start a family”

He wants to protect this lil bub so badly that it activated his special ability so bam, there goes his first shield of ✧༺♥༻∞ l o v e ∞༺♥༻✧ and it’s all for the baby

So now whenever you’re off doing your own thing, he unconsciously reinforces his shields of love on you and the child because you Have. To. Be. Kept. Safe.

It’s not like he doesn’t trust you, but it’s better to be safe than sorry, right?

All this worrying is giving him cold sweat and he can’t afford to have that but he also can’t stop wondering how you are but also he’s sweating and thats not good-

The baby better pay for all the premature wrinkles Partheno is imagining because it was not a very nice image for him.

After the baby is born

Here’s the funny thing about Partheno’s daughter: she steals all of dad’s shiny things

If she likes Parthy’s pocket mirror, then you’re going to find it in her crib 2 hours later

Also adopts her dad’s dramatic personality

Gonna act like you slapped her if you tried to feed her peas, which she absolutely despises

I hope you have makeup wipes because as soon as she finds daddy’s makeup, she’s going to start using you as her model

That also extends to putting globs of glittery purple nail polish on your toes

Likes making things look pretty, so please have some nice wallpaper or you might have to end up prying your daughter from the walls when she tries to paint it like Rapunzel

Partheno relishes in finding tiny clothes for his kid because they’re just so. damn. cUTE!

Who knew that babies had such liddol feet 😭 😭 😭 ❤️️ ❤️️

He doesn’t fuck around with fashion when it comes to his baby, oh no no no

He does her hair and lets her pick out her own outfits before school

Except that Partheno has to make some corrections because “no, you will not wear stripes and polka dots in one outfit! They clash!”

After seeing her (horrendous) makeup job on your face, he takes her under his wing to teach her all about aesthetics.

Deadset on making sure everyone in your bloodlines will live and breathe aesthetics

With enough lessons, she’ll be able to pick out her own eye-pleasing outfits without dad’s help: yay!

Will absolutely “train” brainwash her to like feather boas there’s no ifs ands or buts

Takes the most most most pictures with his kid, any time is a good time for a selfie. Say cheese!

★ Zyglavis ★

During Pregnancy

Would be the type to take parenting classes in preparation

Does all the research, and I mean allllllllllll of it

Reminds you not to use basil oil on your stomach bc it causes contractions

Reminds you to take your additional supplements for the baby

Reminds you to do a bit of exercise (which he will always help with of course)

Buys all the baby shit like right after you get pregnant just to prepare. Also gets the baby room ready 9 months in advance

Sometimes he goes in there and kinda tears up a little bc it hits him like “ in 9 months, our child is going to live here”

The sappy father in him holds their child right after they’re born and promise to provide them the best life

Somehow is simultaneously on top of his shit and a fucking wreck at the same time

Misplaces the ultrasounds along with his work documents and somehow doesnt get in trouble

The king probably let him off, poor babie is stressed

How he hasn’t accidently died while thinking about you & your family is a miracle

Is super adorable in the way he’s a little more disarrayed or spaces out and you catch him with a soft smile on his face

God just...gently hold him, protect Zyg with your life. He deserves those reassuring head and shoulder pats

After the baby is born

Thankfully, your daughter isn’t very troublesome, unlike everything else in Zyg’s life

She’s very content with just watching dad work while sucking on his thumb

When Zyg is carrying her, she’ll try to get Zyg’s gloves off bc she hates them

Why does she hate them? Because she hates the taste of his gloves they’re hecking nasty

She might not understand what dad’s doing with his snaps but every time he snaps his fingers, magic happens and she’s v down with magic

More imaginative and creative, countering Zyg’s logical personality

Don’t make yourself think that’s gonna turn Zyg away oh no

She’ll manage to rope Zyg into searching for unicorns in his room

Of course, if you ever catch him being goofy, he’ll straighten up his tie and pretend that he didn’t participate in a kids’ game

It’s very evident because he’ll occasionally be more creative as in if Ichthys does his reports on time, Zyg will reward him in a unicorn sticker

Now he doesn’t buy the plain bandaids (okay but who does), he buys the hello kitty ones because not only does his daughter like them but she believes that they heal you better than regular bandaids

And yes he will recite his chi chi pwi pwi tadaaaa! if she gets a boo boo

When she’s having a bad day, that he will playfully dramatically say “may the gods bless you with good luck!” and plant a kiss on her forehead

and yes the blessing works bc hello??? he’s zyg

She’s a total daddy’s girl, can be a literal demon to people who aren’t dad and (sometimes) you

Always asks you where Zyg went if he’s out of her sight

Just bc your daughter isn’t very troublesome doesnt mean that she isn’t troublesome

Has def played around with the outlets before

Flushed her goldfish down the toilet because she wanted to set it free

Zyg is forever stressed anyways because he wants all the shit his kid uses to be fuckin organic and biodegradable and animal cruelty free and all that stuff is hella hard to find

Basically, he’s highkey a(n unproblematic) Karen mom but he would actually give his kids their vaccines

☆ Scorpio ☆

During Pregnancy

Contrasting Krioff, when Scorpio sees that the baby is making you uncomfortable or in pain in any way, he’ll, very lovingly, go “calm yourself you lil piece of shit you’re hurting your birthgiver”

Will never make you feel like you’re weaker than you are because you’re pregnant

He’ll help out with small tasks such as fetching things for you and giving you massages, but he will never comment on your bump or your emotions or anything regarding you being fragile

Why is he being so perfect? Well, surprise, he can ✨Read Minds ✨, a concept that in-game MC hasn’t learned

He knows all the thoughts that race through your head

He reassures you that you’re not ugly, you’re not fat, he’ll still want to bang you, and no, your stretch marks are not gross, they’re proof that you carried a life; and if Scorpio were to be honest, he thinks that’s pretty badass

Along with your more insecure thoughts, he also finds your thoughts about the baby very endearing

Sometimes you’ll be in the living room thinking about how you’ll baby-proof the room, where you’ll send your child to school, how you’re going to capture it’s first steps, and rubbing your stomach and talking to the child yourself about how excited you are to meet them

Even though he called the baby a piece of shit for hurting you, he still loves them and will (very awkwardly) talk to your stomach

Scorpio finds it a little awkward to talk to someone that can’t respond back and he can’t even see their face so bear with him

He mostly says things along the lines of “make sure you to avoid that stupid lion when you come out. your parent is protecting you in their womb right now but once you’re out in the world, you’re gonna have to frickin-”

“Scorpio! Language!”

“Shit, sorry-” “Dammit! I mean..” “Aw fu-”

Pray that the poor baby doesn’t pick up on Scorpio’s language

After the baby is born

Scorpio has a little baby girl!

He definitely does not teach her how to beat up weirdos, who do you think he is?

The first thing he did after she was born, besides crying ofc, is telling her “you’re not allowed to date until you’re 60....No wait, you’re not allowed to date, ever.”

Scorpio needs to learn that he’s can’t protect his daughter from everything

Because he seriously will protect her from everything

No one is allowed to hold their daughter without washing their hands

Also, he has to be present in the room while the gods are holding his daughter

“Don’t treat her so roughly!” He says, as Aigo pokes her cheek a little

Can and will give her a bunny onesie

What? No! It’s not because it’s c-cute or whatever. You’re stupid. It’s because she was eyeing the onesie the whole time. He bought it for his baby bc she looked like she was gonna cry if he didn’t buy the onesie for her

Yes, she picks up on his language very quick

“Say Dad~”

Leon finds Scorpio in the middle of teaching his daughter to say dad teases him for it, which got got him a “piss off, bitch” in response

Leon relishes in the horror on Scorpio’s face when he hears a mirrored “bitch!” in a tiny, feminine voice

Say ‘dad’ a thousand times and she’ll never repeat it, but say ‘bitch’ one time-

So that leads to Scorpio’s damage control

“Okay, lil bun. Let’s just forget that you ever know that word, okay?”

His daughter smiles up at him innocently and repeats the curse word.

“No!”

Yeah, Scorpio has a lot of explaining to do once you get home

★ Tauxolouve ★

During Pregnancy

He accompanies you to your ultrasounds like a true ✨gentleman✨

The first ones to know you’re pregnant besides you two is Teo because he’s a nosey lil shit

Saw the pregnancy test and practically made you a “congrats for the sex” cake, so now everyone knows

Well, you’re lucky he’s a big simp bc he’s now your servant and he’s on your beck and call for anything you need

He’ll run bathes for you

He’ll clean the house for you (in a maid or butler outfit if you really wanted him to)

He’ll do your hair for you if you wanted him to

Not saying he wasnt romantic before, but he’s now upped the romance by dozens

“Welcome home love, would you like a massage?”

Would give you flowers every day but y’all dont have that many vases and the pollen is starting to get to your senses

Also he got you roses with thorns on them and panicked thinking that you’d end up like Sleeping Beauty when the thorns pricked you

Was too busy making a big deal out of your thorn prick (seriously, you’d think that you were stabbed with the way he was panicking) that he didn’t even have the composure to suggest that he was going to be the prince that woke you up

Legit can’t believe he didn’t dethorn the roses before gifting them to you, you’ll have to reassure him that it’s okay and that you won’t die from it

Once practiced on those baby alive dolls and he heckin lost it

Turns out he put the doll in the oven and the cupcakes in the crib

Never leaves the baby alive doll alone after that, even bringing it to the shower and toilet with him

He’s trying his best though, and you know he’d be a great father

He wants to be a grandfather tho, he wants grandkids to spoil rotten already

After the baby is born

Whenever Lou picks up his son, he ʷʰᵃᵖ ʷʰᵃᵖ ʷʰᵃᵖ his tiny balled up fist on dad’s arm or shoulder

It’s not bc he wants to be put down, but it’s bc he’s super energetic and he’s hella excited that he’s getting picked up

Your son is a ball of energy and will cry for attention 4 set times a day (3:01 AM, 7:35AM, 4:29PM, & 8:11PM specifically)

Whenever he wants to play, he crawls over to either you or dad and drops a toy on your laps

He looks at you expecting you to pick up the toy to play with him

huh...he’s sounding like a dog...

Your son likes clinging onto other people, he’s a very social lil bean

Stranger danger is a concept that your son does not understand because he wants to be friends with everyone

For some reason, his favourite person is uncle Partheno and he likes to be in the Virgo’s arms more than dad’s

Parthy insists that he’s a wine aunt

You know that vine? “Hey, i think you’re really cool, i like you a lot, maybe we should..hang out or something...”

Partheno taught your son that and now he uses it to “pick up” the kids he likes

Lou’s son is gonna be the stealing the hearts of kindergarteners at the ripe age of 5

He absolutely adores grandma and grandpa

Lou’s mom spoils your son and gives him the candy that you said he couldn’t have

Your son is spoiled at Christmas because of grandma and grandpa

They get everything on his Christmas list every year

On the 26th of December, Lou’s parents are already preparing the gifts for next Christmas

I think it’s safe to say that your son loves his relatives a lot and that love is returned tenfold

☆ Aigonorus ☆

During Pregnancy

hey hey hey, he has the solution to all your problems

contractions? sleep

cravings? dream

feeling like garbage? go unconscious

You get the jist

It’s not that he doesn’t care bc ofc he does! Aigo cares a lot

Sleeping has always fixed (or ‘fixed’) his problems and he thinks it might work for you

If it doesn’t, that’s completely fine. There’s always other methods, probably not as effective as his, but there’s other methods

He has a custom made fluffy blanket for you though for the days you feel like absolute SHIT.

Like he fucking gets that, he had Phione practically call him worthless okay he’s not having you down in the dumps

Running 10 laps would hurt less than than hearing you think you’re ugly

Anyways, he enchants that blanket so it shall always smell like him...or marshmallows, the smell kinda mixes at this point

Is it me though or do you also think that Aigo has that gentle baby (or baby lotion?) smell?

He drapes the blanket over you if ur sad like if he sees a frown, he’s coming with the comfort blankie on SIGHT.

Get ready for a big cuddle session and some major validation because he loves you and you deserve it

He likes hearing the the baby’s heartbeat. It’s soothing and he’s excited to follow that development

Don’t let him listen for too long though bc it will lull him to beddy byes and depending on you, the weight of his head might be too heavy for your stomach

After the baby is born

“Aigo! He’s crying again!”

“Let me find his comfort blankie. Where did he put it this time?”

Your son is just like Aigo: loves soft things and napping (with daddy, mostly. sorry, he has favourites)

You’ll find those two curled up to each other in the realm of sleep very often

Your son is super chill and while he still cries and throws fits, he’s not easily startled and can do just fine if he’s given a blanket and a pacifier

There’s no separation issues here, he’s v independent at his early age

Whenever his son is left to crawl on his own, he collects all of the soft stuff you left laying around. It’s free real estate

That jacket that you left on the chair? It’s soft and he likes it

The fluffy carpet by the fireplace? That’s his new napping spot (dw he’s got supervision)

His favourite fluffy things are Aigo’s divine heralds

He’s made friends with all of them

The goats have recognized Aigo’s son as one of their own and protect him furiously

They lie down and let his son lean on them and cuddle into them

You’ll most likely find your son with his fists bunched lightly into the fur of the herald he’s sleeping against

It’s very cute

Whenever it’s bottle time for your baby, he refuses to drink it, preferring instead to give up his milk to the goats

You’ll have to let him feed the goats himself or let him see Aigo bottle feeding them before he agrees to drink from the bottle

Your tiny son wants to insure that his brother and sisters are fed too

He also gets the pleasure of herding them bc Aigo’s heralds listen to him

In conclusion, your son is just as lovable as Aigo and 2x more precious

★ Huedhaut ★

During Pregnancy

S U P E R A T T E N T I V E

Did you see him in Leon’s S2?

“You’re laughing too hard! What if something happens to the baby!?”

Yeah, expect a lot more where that came from

Refuses to let you put your shoes on by yourself

Bathes you personally in fear that you’ll slip in the shower

Probably insists to check all your food before you eat just to see if there’s poison

Better safe than sorry, am I right?

He’s already lost something he’s loved dearly in his life, so he’s deadset on making sure he holds on tight to you and the child

sorry for the pain, but they all desperately need therapy

If you are lactating tho, he makes sure to always get you those patches for the milk

Takes you out maternity shopping and if you don’t want to move, he’ll either make a shopping list and come back or you’ll order online yourself

Extremely patient and will agree with most of the rants you have that day, whether they were right or not

bc sometimes you don’t want to be told you’re wrong, you just want support, and he can respect that

For some reason, Hue’s hands are always fuckin cold so be careful when letting him feel your belly

Although that won’t be a problem bc those cold hands warm up v quickly on your stomach

He tones down on the teasing mostly because your emotions are through the roof, but he still engages in light banter here and there

Once suggested bringing the baby out into the world early as a joke since it kept kicking like it wanted to be left out, and you took it seriously and moved to literally pull it out of you. Children are a menace and you want that lil shit oUT

Congrats tho, you caught Hue off guard and that def made the baby calm down for a little

A solution is found

After the baby is born

Your daughter is a picky eater at it’s finest

Absolutely despises vegetables

If you give his daughter anything green she will fling it back in your face

How dare you give ur daughter the vitamins and nutrients she needs you evil warlock?!!1?1?!!!?

Actually has a few speech problems, like her pronunciation can be god awful at times

Her brain is moving at 1000 miles a minute and her words seriously can’t keep up with her ideas

Basically the speech version of her father, who has horrendous handwriting bc his brain is too fast for his hand

A big sister to the world

She will constantly, and I mean constantly, ask for a younger sibling to dote on

She wants a playmate but also she wants to basically mother her soon-to-be little sibling to death

When asked why she wants a younger sibling, she says that she wants to be like her teacher and take care of the kids

Actually kinda wholesome

If you do actually get another child for your 2 year old daughter, she’ll be the one to hold him by the hand and take him everywhere they go

If your son stumbles, she’ll slow down because she has to keep up with her little brother

Your son is not very fond of the Monster High stickers that his sister puts on his toy cars, but he’ll be won over if she invites him to watch TV or play outside together

The friendliness of this relationship doesn’t last very long and she quickly becomes the “boss” of her little brother

In the times where they fight, Hue puts them in a “getting along” shirt (a shirt that slides over the children so they cant escape) and makes them hug it out

As crazy as it sounds, it fuckin works. Like, the worst case scenario is that one of them will cry a little but no, hugs seriously make it all better. You have no clue what the fuck kinda magic this shirt possesses but your husband is a heckin genius

☆ Ichthys ☆

During Pregnancy

If he could, he would spend your entire pregnancy with his hands and ears to your belly

“Oh! I think the baby kicked!”

He’s very excited about the development of the baby and there doesn’t go a day where he’s not mentioning the baby

Heard that babies like to listen to music so he gets a radio (after you told him that he can’t tape headphones to your stomach) and plays some tunes that he likes, such as the Thomas the Train theme song

listen, ikky likes trains ofc he wants his child to like them too

If you thought he was ecstatic about your child before, just wait until he discovers that they’re actually twins

There’s two babies! Two mini yous and ikkys!

When you receive the ultrasounds, he goes batshit crazy because THERES LIFE GROWING INSIDE OF YOU!!! YOU. MADE. THAT!

“No Ichthys, we made that”

Yeah idk how you had a babie make more babies but props to you for doing the impossible

There’s a chart in your room that’s labeled “traits” with your name in one column and Ikky’s name on the other

You two write down what you think the babies will inherit from you two

The winner doesn’t exactly get anything except for bragging rights but it’s very fun

You wrote that the children will inherit his smile and Ikky wrote that they’d gain your temperament

You are hoping and praying that the children don’t inherit Ikky’s creativity bc his outside thinking is already enough for you

You know those projects where two people take care of a robot baby together? Yeah, Ikky holds one of those at the mansion

The babies need a godfather and while you trust Ikky’s judgement, it would put you more at ease if you saw that the gods would be able to babysit if you two were away

Aigo & Karno were very successful in this project (even though they dropped the baby like once) and so they become the official nannies of your children

After the baby is born

Despite Aigo & Karno being the twins’ designated babysitter, they see the members of Punishments much more bc Ikky keeps bringing them in without permission, much to Scorpio’s distain

The kids actually love Scorpy and he doesn’t know if it’s genuine or if Ichthys told the kids to fuck w/ him

Scorpio highkey lowkey hopes the kids like him tho

They also latch onto uncle Krioff & uncle Dui because Ikky talks to them a lot and any friend of dad’s is a friend of them!

Actual leeches, once they get their hands on you, you’re not allowed to let them go for hours

Partheno is 100% okay with this and takes this opportunity to skip out of the office to walk with the kids

gdi parth stop kidnapping our children

Ikky makes funny faces at the babies all the time

Ngl when he puts the twins down in his room, they might start stealing all the toys dad has on the ground

pls clean up ur toys ikky, it’s becoming a safety hazard

Whatever toy Ikky is playing with that day, they want a part of the fun too

It doesn’t matter if the toy is a yoyo or a rubicks cube, the babies want to join in the fun

His daughter is the one with more of a temper, so when she gets scared of the jack in the box, she will physically fight the jack or throw the box across the room

The gods claim that your daughter takes after your temper

So i suppose that Ikky gets those bragging rights for guessing correctly

Ichthys can be seen in the background holding the twins as they try to walk

He can also be seen in the background teaching them the puppy dog eyes so they can get out of trouble

Let’s be honest though, who would ever want to put ikky’s kids in trouble? They’re so cute.

When the twins cry, he goes boops their noses and even adds the little “boop!” sound

Without fail, it makes them giggle and reach out for the finger that booped them because!! that’s dad!!!

Now the twins have familiarized “boop!” as their happy word

Whenever his son falls over while trying to learn how to walk, he’s on the verge of tears when his younger twin sister crawls her way over to him to boop his nose

This cheers both of them up instantly and they like booping everyone’s noses

Also highkey those emotional dads when their children are going off to kindergarten and they’re smiling like “bye dad” and ikky is gonna be like “DONT LEAVE, MY CHILDREN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

When your children get their vaccines, he’s also that hysterical dad who’s going “PLEASE DON’T HURT MY CHILDREN” because needles are a big owwie

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Again, thank you for requesting! This was so much fun to write and even though i took like wayyyy too long, i hope there will be more requests coming soon!

- San

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I was actually quite lucky that I already had my booster vax cause it thankfully didn't go too hard on my lungs (I had medical issues with my lungs since I was a baby so we were all a bit worried) I was just k.o with flu symptoms for about a week and then I needed a few days to get my strength back but now I'm okay again.

And YES love that they never really hated each other. Jaeyoung was just salty about his graduation but I think he knew he deserved to fail for being lazy. And his pranks were more like him being a lil shit than actually looking to cause serious problems. Like the broccoli? Lmao I snorted.

And yes I love the character and relationship development that happened in that show! I wish we had more or longer eps to explore that more but it was definitely one of the most natural progressions in a webdrama.

And the friends were all amazing! Both girls were really nice and I also loved how naturally jaeyoung's girl friend kinda adopted sangwoo and gave him advice and all. There literally was not even a tiny bit of any toxicity and it was so refreshing to just like literally every single character in a show. Amazing! I would like more of that please!

I finished blueming and I was sad how his mum handled the whole situation with the movie? Like her son was just showing how he was hurt as a child and she just got hella angry at him :( but I was also glad they didn't dive deeper into the whole weight issue. And I thought it was really sweet how he reassured the child actor that he's absolutely fine the way he is :(

I'm watching kissable lips at the moment and it's...??? Kinda weird lmao they went from not knowing each other at all to being project partners to playing basketball together to suddenly being in love within like 10 minutes and it feels so unnatural... idk I'm halfway through so let's see how this turns out in the end.

And I'm cheering for you to finish those assignments! You can do it! 💪🏼

Drama anon ❤

Oh god I understand, that's really scary but I'm so glad you're alright! I had a similar experience, I have pretty serious asthma so it through all of the pandemic it's been a scary possibility of getting it, you probably felt a similar way. I am so glad we both had been boosterd before we got it, it didn't go too hard on my lungs either I was also just out of it with flu symptoms. I'm so glad you're better now!

Exactly !! The stakes weren't very high and him being a little shit was SO entertaining jfjd the jealously I felt, I wish I had the guts to do that to someone fjdj. The broccoli .. literally hilarious.

Yes!! I am manifesting a day we get a bl 16 ep drama like all the het ones 😔💔 but I agree it had the most natural progression of them all!

Yes !!! Jaeyoungs girl friend ... literally gorgeous she is so pretty :( the scene with her and Sangwoo is one of my favourites for so many reasons. As you said she's adopted him and is giving him advice just because she cares for jaeyoung and will care for someone jaeyoung rly likes. And that scene being the first time Sangwoo has spoken honestly to someone about his feelings, I was like WOAH I'm so proud of u Sangwoo :')) and then her dropping the fact that shes bi and he does a little 😳 before relaxing again and it's so nice because you can see Sangwoo going 'oh she's like so chill about being queer.. this is okay' which is so important. And she mentioned she liked jaeyoung at one point which makes their relationship even more fun fjdj I imagine she liked him from afar and then got to know him more and was like BESTIE u need help i'm ur best friend now NFJDJD.

Yes !! That's what annoyed me the most, his mom is Horrific like imagine seeing a piece of art your son made about his hurt and not apologise ???? And when he got RIGHTFULLY mad at her back, /he/ was the one to say sorry and she didn't apologise ??? I'm glad they didn't ignore that like in the voice over he went "she didn't apologise" but also he's gotten Zero closure from that?? Am so tired of parents in dramas not being held accountable for their actions! Omg yeah :(( as that part happened when he's taking to the child actor I was just like "this was so needed", I'm So glad it happened. It's both comforting the child actor and also him mending the relationship with younger him. It's so nice and made me love him more :( I cannot remember his name oml sorry if that was hard to read fjjd

Nfjsjd so I watched kissable lips too fjjd. I had so much time when I was sick I watched So much oml. Yes I was so confused I was like oh ? We skipped right to being in love ?? This is ep 1 boyos. Tbh it just gets weirder, the vampire things get Very convoluted and ur man the vampire is an asshole. I'm annoyed coz I heard a vampire bl was in the making and I was like oh?? Gay vampire media ?? And then I heard it was called kissable lips and was like .. oh no not looking good. And .. yeah 😔 also it did my least fav thing where they have 1 kiss and then it jump cuts to them half naked laying down and I'm like BESTIES what just happened??? Ur at SCHOOL 😔 I am so sorry if this is spoiling things but I needed to rant about how ridiculous it is fjdjjd. If I wasn't sick with so much time on my hands I likely wouldn't have finished it fjfj

Thank you !!!! I will get them done ! 😎

#drama anon #anons

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hhhhiii there! i'm curious to know who you would pick if you had to pair one of your mutuals with a member of btob and why! thank you ^^ i love your blog btw

omg this is such a cute question bless u anon ♥♥♥

for eunkwang im gonna go with @kwangie simone my love she’s so full of love for kwang and btob and they’re both really similar imo she can be wild af but is always caring and considerate for everyone and i’ll ship sikwang until i die he practices his hearts just for her and it’s the cutest thing in the world i would definitely trust my precious bun w her

minhyuk i’ll say the beautiful @squirrel-minhyuk my ilsa she’s real soft and gives me similar vibes to my lovely min they’re both good at caring for people quietly from the sidelines but with all the strength in their hearts and they both know when they can have fun with people and when they need to be a bit more mature (but only a bit)

changsub shania @feel-em a sik stan i know but her and sub would just be !!! he’d love how arty she is and would hype the fuck out of her just as she deserves and i also think she would love to be as crazily weird and goofy with him too they’d really feed off each other’s personalities and energy there’d be tickle fights while watching netflix and just really bright vibes from them

hyunsik this hurt my heart to chose but i’m going to say @lmhyunsik hira my angel she gives me the same calming energy i get from sik and i also think she’d be the one who could make him loud and boisterous when he’s around her, they’d bond really well over artsy shit and i can see them staying up way too late just to listen to their fav records and talk about the stars

peniel oh my puni this is difficult but i’d actually ship him with @indiepoptime idk jamie is real thoughtful in what she does (her writing and art is amazing god i’m still in love w her vocal aesthetics) but she also gives off the childish vibe i get from puni too and when she’s around friends she’s so bright and full of sunshine just like him i think they’d bond real well because of that and they’d both understand each other and be real protective of their friends together tooo

ilhoon i’ll trust the loml w another loml @ilhoonies she loves this idiot just as much as i do and that’s a whole hecking lot i feel she could deal w his foot thing and their energy would mix amazingly together they’d laugh constantly and just make each other happier and softer and be the couple that everyone thinks is real fucking weird but secretly really wants to be themselves

sungjae ah my baby boy goes to my daughter @k0ntz (i’d probably be murdered if i said otherwise) JK JK but they would work so well together i just ??? they’re both still naive and innocent in some ways and would have a lot of fun going around doing childish shit together they’d pull pranks and tease each other to no end it’d be full of soft giggles and dumb conversations in the middle of the night and he’d be amazing at reassuring her when she worries about things

alsfjhasf this was fun but also fucking hard i have so many amazing mutuals i love u all even if ur not mentioned here ♥♥♥

#ask games #aslfjah i love getting anons like this thank u so much #anonymous #ask

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Im crying in the school bathroom rn I seriously love wonho so much I'm in pain why is he my ideal guy in every way he's so amazing and handsome and sweet but whO CARES BEVause he don't kno me haha am I right

big mood all the time im always in pain bc he rly................ doesn’t KNOW i would let him shave off my eyebrows if he wanted 2

tardy replies as usual under the cut!

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I wouldn't even care if wonho was a high maintenance boyf tbh I'd just sit and comb his hair all day and tell him he's pretty

hdjkfh this was so long ago but i think i was mostly kidding abt him being a high maintenance bf... like he would do so much giving? but i guess the only thing he’d need is constant reassurance that his s/o loves him imo jfdhgjk... i also think he’d b someone who either doesn’t settle down ever or does it very late in his life!

annie 🌹literary queen ❤️ literally crowned with a laurel wreath! not be drum attic but this midsummer nights monsta au is so!!!! give me sistar as the four star crossed lovers then drag me to h*ll and give me this doctor faustus au i'm itching for with kihyun as faustus and k.will as mephistopheles bc i love to watch my faves s*ffer but don't let me rip until i get my much ado about nothing au with the entire cast of starship ent and a lil cameo from giriboy!

(in refence to this monsta x as shakespearean archetypes ask!) fjdshgkjs shh i lov u... why is k will as mephistopheles so Accurate esp no.mercy k will lmao. um u should write all of these? in fact if... if anyone has mx literary aus.... hmu...... i’ll n*t

another thing about that incident is that it seems like the fan doesn't think Changkyun and Jooheon undersood them?? (an extension i guess they assumed they don't understand english very well) and that's pretty problematic. it seems to me that when they didn't respond the fan assumed they didn't understand and kept repeating it, as a joke. but they literally did That to the two with the most proficient english in the group... it's rly a mess all around. it's disrespectful through and through

(in relation to that gross “d*ddy” incident from a while ago) ik i feel like some intl fans think korea is a land completely culturally and linguistically alienated/divorced from the rest of the world or something and while cultural relativism is real to some extent... the idea that koreans are completely unaware of ~outside~ things is deeply racist. like mostly white ppl think that diasphoric poc are completely Different from them? when my mum went to the states 15 years ago some ppl literally asked her if there were newspapers in china lol...

i just randomly thought of monsta x as sesame street characters mostly bc i wanna see kihyun and wonho duke it out as bert and ernie (kihyun w/ the waste paper bin on his head and wonho asking 'where's the waste paper bin' and kihyun saying 'ask me that again and look into my eyes') and also minhyuk being elmo tbh...

JKGHKJDF PLEASe!!!! when will something like this b photoshopped... minhyuk as elmo is... spot on... i remember once elmo appeared on a now-discontinued late night talk show program i used to watch when i was in primary school and he was like “elmo likes wasabi, that’s why elmo has no eyebrows” and idk why ive never been able to forget this????? very lmh. also this made me think of a monsta x muppets au n minhyuk is the pic of ass-gape kermit.... next post of mine will b monsta x as kermit reaction pics

Hyungkyun is such an under appreciated ship. Like, they just get each other so well? Why do people overlook it. ㅠ.ㅠ Do you have a moment that made you ship them? How would you describe their dynamic?

it’s bc they’re intp x intj they don’t rly... Understand each other with minimal effort/real communication lmao it’s very efficient. both quiet lil darlings who aren’t emotionally That Open but enjoy their own little space together sometimes?? their dynamic is like... they’re weird in different ways but they’re v chill together. u can tell hyungwon is super fond of changkyun like he has this Expression when ck does anything at all.... i think these two rly love each other’s personalities bc they’re both kind/gentle/peaceful types and their overall ?? vibe is just highly compatible... they’re absolute darlings... v soft together... i can’t think of a favourite moment but i rly rly love their birthday messages for each other last year like changkyun’s message for hyungwon was like “ur rly cool bruh ur rly such a great person” and hyungwon’s message for changkyun was rly... just him obviously doting on him n finding him cute jksfdhg i lov them a lot :(

soyou: i know how to make hair pretty :))) knetz: dirty fckn iljin why can't she be out there being being PRODUCTIVE in society by having babies and learning how to be a good wife for her future husband ://// smh how dare she be successful now when i'm stuck doing what society wants me to do but also anonymously attacking ppl i don't personally know on the internet bc THATS respectable the irony of ugly knetz is so transparent

The whole thing about Knetz and wonho's "scandalous" past reminded me of something. As a PSA to those people who are so insistent and pushy that idols aren't allowed to have sex/date/be anything but straight: Fuck all of you. You do not own these people, and if you really cared about them you'd be happy if they were happy. Like tbh, if anyone that famous and busy could also balance out a relationship at the same time, I'd be so happy for them. It really bugs me how all idols are supposed (1/2)(2/2) have this squeaky clean innocent image where they have to look and act a certain way and have these stupid fucking dating bans because once they don't meet up to that image their success suffers. Idols already give up so much privacy, and the last thing they need is millions of people scrutinizing every little thing they do. I don't even know where I started this rant from, but basically, GIVE IDOLS PRIVACY AND DONT JUDGE THEM FOR THEIR PASTS OR FOR BEING IN RELATIONSHIPS OR WHATEVER

yeth ty for highlighting the gross obsession w purity and productivity (like the first anon said -- a very confucian sort of ideal)... i don’t rly have anything else to add here i think. also i would fight for soyou i fact i would fight lmh who said she was his ideal type in no.mercy era... she’s rly one of my faves and the way she was slandered for the hairdressing thing was one of the most ridiculous things knets ever did lmao honestly yuk

u a kihyun stan now👀👀👀

im a @fhiz stan it’s the same thing tbh

ahh so i saw your tags on that jh gifset! as one of the few jh stans (or maybe there are way more than i think there are lol) i rly love his "reversal charm." he has a lot of what i lack as a person: a strong presence and a lot of confidence! i respect him so much as a person alth i rag on him a lot LMAO. sorry if this is a bit long winded but i just rly wanted to put this out there ;;

this is rly cute i lov hearing ppl talk abt their faves lovingly it rly... Heals Me. i think it’s strange how underappreciated jooheon is in this fandom especially bc he’s usually the one who catches ur eye first bc he’s so hyped by starship as being a one-in-a-million talented rapper u know? and he rly shines in mvs and no.mercy but............. y does he have the least fansites jkfhdg ?? you’re v right abt the reversal charm thing but i feel like sometimes it’s very overdone like... on lots of shows he’s asked to do aegyo when rly he should be asked to... idk... rap or dance or something?? i actually think jooheon is the most serious member of monsta x sometimes bc he seems to have a sense that he’s.. the pillar of mx if that makes sense? and that’s why he’s always pushing himself and working tirelessly like he feels very Responsible for this group, more than anyone else. idk if that makes sense!!! i love him and i want him to... unwind a bit bc sometimes he looks so stressed and tired but he still feels the need to pretend to be energetic like my heart rly hurts for him :/ this got so emo im sry i do rly love to hear that u respect him sm i love jooheon stans :(

i can see what u mean about jooheon being 1 of the most masculine. (iirc u also talked abt kihyun being that in a post a while ago) like with his face and his physique he really is striking; his body=like that slim,upside-down Y that you'd learn to draw men w/ in Anatomy 101 , but i think.. ,--not that u asked, but,, i think the jury's still out on if he's comfortable w his masculinity with the way he acts feminine lyk misogynistic comedians Can sound like dead ringers for women,? idk & i take +

(not sure if there was a 2nd part to this? there’s nothing else in my inbox so i’m sry if there was and tumblr ate it) yeth i think i meant that his demeanor is the most ~~masculine~~ whereas i think kihyun is still the most... idk... mature-masculine?? if tht makes sense, and i definitely agree w u on that second point! i didn’t think of that at the time but now that i... do... think abt it... ur right and also the way he comes back from it by putting on the >swag demeanor again in an attempt to polarise it is definitely a bit 👀👀👀 he probably doesn’t want to risk his Manly Rapper Image for real u kno? that said it’s ingrained in kpop that behaving cute --> “girly” entails that sort of “comedic” high-pitched voice + compact body language etc.... like i’m not condoning that ofc but i definitely think it’s broader than this particular case! :/ hm

maybe i'd be doing better in school if i could major in kihyunology ;~; i stan him but i def think we still don't know much about him even after all this time after debut. especially when i look at him compared to wonho who wears his heart on his sleeve (bless him i love wonho sm, gotta protect this bun at all costs!!)...but ya it just makes me wanna learn more about him like who is the real kihyun??

i want to write a kihyun meta when i have time... i feel like i Get him a bit more these days but it’s also very hard to put into words bc u kno when u kinda sorta mb get some1 but it’s a feeling rather than anything conveniently expressable gkjdhfjk.... idk if anyone wants to send in some Kihyun Thoughts + Meta feel free! :>> i don’t think he’s actually... as complex as we sometimes make him out to be lol like his behaviour is actually kind of predictable? more on his later

wait is the february comeback actually true? ugh i'm so conflicted cuz on one hand i'm excited if there's really gonna be a full length album, but i also think they need more rest but then there's the matter of getting their first win and idk i'm super psyched but i'm also worried that the boys are being overworked

i still feel like they had a comeback like yesterday lol like looking at their schedules stresses me out bc they do so much..... im glad wonho got to go to his mum’s cafe recently tho! all we can do is have faith in them rn and when it’s time... stream, buy things if ur able to, spread the news and the hype etc. i am definitely Worried abt some things like the competition they’re up against but.... gotta have faith u kno... and i feel like all active idols are kind of... permanently worked very hard but i think currently only jooheon and shownu are a bit Overloaded. also has the date been confirmed yet... it’s february already...

#i planned 2 answer more but im... sleepy...#soon... i will... catch up... and make this blog neater + more navigation-friendly #ask #compilation #Anonymous

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